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amygdalae · 2 years
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I'm too much of a jack of all trades bloggin-wise to be a true wizard blog but I know a guy who knows a guy in the wizardposting community
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moonfurthetemmie · 2 months
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So firstly I’d like to start off with:
All I know how breast implants work is a joke post on here about unscrewing them to wash them. I don’t even know if that’s accurate.
Anyways yknow how some iPad cases and other electronic things have little plastic or rubber flaps that cover the holes you plug stuff into?
They should do that for the screw holes of breast implants. For when you don’t feel like breasting boobily but you don’t want holes in your chest either. Just plug em in and bam! Unassuming flat chest
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starberry-skies · 9 months
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they should make meds you don't have to taste and showers you don't have to stand up for and lights that turn off on their own and a bed that makes itself and laundry that is always clean and water that you don't have to get and food that's always ready and they should make a body that takes care of itself
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knightsvow · 6 months
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estoy en la parada del colectivo y hay un monton de gente en la esquina, un tipo atras mio dijo que es pq es el edificio de charly garcia y hoy es el cumpleaños. me rehuso a factcheckear eso nomas voy a tomarlo como 100% real
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aroace-polyshow · 9 months
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do you ever have a crisis thinking someone is mad at you and then they talk to you like normal and pretty clearly not mad and you’re just like “oh”
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valiah-the-moth · 1 year
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Bro…. I got too carried away and started searching info qudjqjfjwjfkd
One thing lead to another and I ended up discovering better info about “Tapadas Limeñas” And now i’m in love with that old tradition JAJDJSJD
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tacosransi · 23 days
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one cannot resist moth wife
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bastardiando · 10 months
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posting across the targetverse here bc it did numbers on twitter
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julius-caeser · 1 year
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hanging with my boys in the senate on wednesday the 15th, cant wait to see what theyve got planned, i hope its a suprise party
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hamletthedane · 3 months
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I keep seeing ads for cotton candy flavored vape pods on tumblr and it made me wonder…
Why/Why not in the tags?
I’m interested because I feel like when I was in high school/college in the mid-10s, almost nobody smoked - even if you otherwise had some pretty hard vices. I think it was considered not really worth it for something with such a small buzz. But now, idk. Maybe the advertisers are right to target people here because it’s just that popular again??
(Reblog for a bigger sample size etc etc.)
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peachybunana · 3 months
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THEYRE HERE AND THEYRE REAL
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amoural · 1 year
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i was inspired
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guardian-of-soho · 8 months
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The more I think about the last minutes the more I’m sure Crowley was saying goodbye from the minute Aziraphale told him he’d said yes to Heaven. He doesn’t confess his love like he’s hopeful, he confesses it like a eulogy. He doesn’t kiss him to make a beginning, he kisses him to seal the end. He watches him go like it’s the last time.
Crowley knows Heaven. He knows they’ll want to either make Aziraphale just like them, or destroy him. Either way I think he believes he’s seen his angel for the last time.
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eddie-redcliffe · 7 months
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phillip-bankss · 8 months
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Ok this is a long shot but I’ve been looking for this for years. Circa maybe 2017. There used to be an artist on here that was a classically trained oil painter who painted these elegant scenes where the subject was always a twink model posed erotically with very poorly drawn MSPaint style anime guys as if it was a someone’s deviantart OC photoshopped into a picture, but it was all part of the painting. He would post his pieces displayed next to the irl twink model he painted. Help me find him
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azulhood · 1 month
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Danny was tired, like 'I feel it in my bones and soul' tired. And he didn't want sleep at home because there's only so many nights, he could spend lying awake making sure his heart was beating in case his parents checked on him.
Currently he was flying aimlessly not really taking in his surroundings, but he could neither sleep while flying or fly forever. Normally he'd sleep over at Sam or Tucker's, but the Mansons had made it clear that he wasn't welcome at their house anymore and Tucker was grounded. Both would sneak him in if he asked, but he didn't want them to get in trouble for him. Which leads him to decide between his two choices, sleeping in a graveyard, or sleeping in a forest.
The graveyard was a little crowded with all the ghosts that called it home but he could probably find a quiet spot to sleep. The forest had a great view of the stars but was filled with traps from both his parents and the GIW after tracking his ecto-signature. Both options weren't appealing, but he wasn't about to chance sleeping on the roof of his house again. There were too many ghost detecting guns attached to it now. Danny sighed, graveyard it was, at least the ecto from all the shades/ghosts would hide him well enough. Decision made, now all he had to do was make his way over there. But first, where the heck was he? Danny looked around at the unfamiliar grey sky and gargoyles littered around and realized he had no clue where he was. He must have flown too far away from Amity without noticing...Again. It was really becoming a bad habit. Danny stared down at the city's inhabitants that were going home or heading to nightshifts or whatever and dreaded the long flight back to his town. And maybe it was ghost instinct, or maybe it was just his exhaustion. But his brain suggested 'What if I just possess someone?' And to him that seemed like a perfectly logical train of thought. He wouldn't control their body or anything, just sleep in their skin...That did not make it sound better at all. Before he could think twice, someone left a general store, arms filled with stuff and somehow projecting an aura of safety. The two thoughts of 'They look comfy' and 'screw it' clashed together in his head as he made the very stupid decision of performing a swan drive right into the someone. "WHAT THE-" "Don't worry, I'll be gone by morning I just need to sleep" Danny cut off the persons freakout-he should really get their name at some point- he would have explained more but the sleep gods had already done their job. This left one very confused, scared, and freaked out Batkid.
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