#oz/newbie

[creatively-cosmic]

revisiting a part of our Lore and thank god these demons are ok (+bonus unrelated oz doodles)

#only ogs remember our ok ko arc that consumed our entire existence for years #brain diary #oz/newbie #turbo #k.o.

[carbonateddelusion]

if that ever goes anywhere I'll let you know first because I think you're the only friend I currently consistently speak with that plays (boo-womp)

understandable

#i have no idea who im talking to rn i usually assume it's oz but my brain is. NOT working rn #i tried to look at discord servers to find stuff abt a newbie dnd group i could join and it made my brain hurt #god i am so desperate for a group to join

[biteyourcrush]

“... euuuurgh, FIIIIIIIIINE- looks like I’m running mentor duties tonight.”

She is going to grab Oz by the hand and drag him to a dungeon.

“C’mon, you sprout- let’s get you some level appropriate gear so you stop getting wiped in social encounters.”

#ic #dash commentary #the chosen one : aaravi mishra #melancholic humour : oz #fullcfphobias #AARAVI'S A LITTLE BIT OF A BLEEDING HEART FOR TRAINING NEWBIES OKAY #hope you're ready to run Praetorium a hundred times for all the tomestones you'll need #a proud mentor in the novice network this one

[frownyalfred]

Alcohol tips for newbie writers (or non drinkers!):

At bars, people who order “chasers” after their shots are ordering something to wash down the taste of their shot with. This can be juice, soda, more alcohol, or even pickle juice

Hard liquor is generally sold in stores as shots (tiny bottles), fifths, liters, and handles or in ml (50, 100, 200 etc)

Most people can’t finish an entire fifth of hard liquor (vodka, etc) on their own without being very ill

Conversely, many people can finish an entire bottle of wine on their own without being ill

Liquor can be “bottom shelf” or “rail” or “well” -- all synonyms for the cheapest version of alcohol a bartender has. Bars generally keep several “levels” of alcohol stocked

You order a drink with the alcohol first, then the mix -- e.g., a “vodka soda” or a “Tito’s and tonic”

When you “close out a tab”, you pay for all of the drinks you’ve had that night. Either the bartender already has your card (you “opened a tab” earlier) or it was quiet enough that they just kept an eye on you and tallied your bill up at the end

“Doubles” are drinks or shots with double the standard pour of alcohol

In the US, most shots (pours) are 1.5 oz by default. 

Mixed drinks (gin and tonic, vodka lemonade, cosmos, etc) are generally made up of 1-2 shots and a mixer 

If you don’t specify which type of alcohol you’d like in a mixed drink (vodka cranberry, for example) the bartender will put whatever the “house” liquor is -- and this depends entirely on the establishment. A dive bar will pour rail by default, whereas a nicer tavern might make all vodka cranberries with Tito’s

PLEASE TIP YOUR BARTENDERS THEY WILL REMEMBER YOU I PROMISE

#especially if you throw up #please tip the hell out of your bartenders they have amazing memories #tips #writing tips #writing #fic #fic tips #fic ideas #alcohol #tw: alcohol #cw: alcohol #fandom #tips for newbie writers #or people who don't drink #but want to write about a bar scene #these are just some points I think are handy #and aren't really taught anywhere #they're just sort of learned along the way #am I missing anything? #add to this

[itsclydebitches]

I think I sent an ask like this along time ago? IDK though.

The weird thing about Oz is that it feels like there was stuff they could have brought up if they wanted us to view him in a darker light that they just...dont

Like, that whole thing with Oz conquering the world with Salem and tricking people into worshipping them as gods. Yeah he eventually saw what he was doing was wrong, but that was after he and Salem had 4 kids. So for a long-ass time he was an imperialist god-king

Or the part where he nearly attacked Ruby once she asked Jinn the question.

It just...feels like those are totally things that should be discussed more. But instead they focus on a bunch of other things that are really weird to hold against Oz.

Like why focus on this you have way better things to hold against Oz right there.

That's very possible, anon! I don't know how many unanswered asks are sitting in this inbox now, but it's not a small number...

Totally agree. I think Oz gets criticized to an unfair degree by the canon and fandom alike (no one is shocked to hear this lol) but part of my issue is what he's criticized for, not just the extent. The show tends to take incredibly weird perspectives like, "How dare you give our uncle cool bird powers with no downside" and "How dare you save group members from a deadly airship crash." The fandom takes stances with larger political implications like, "How dare an abused man 'steal' his daughters away from the mother who wants to use them for a magical form of genocide" or issues that fundamentally break the core concept of the show: "How dare you let teenagers fight dangerous battles / How dare you reincarnate - something you have no control over - into a 14yo boy." The show does engage with some of Ozpin's morally complex choices with no easy answers like, "Is it okay to keep secrets if history has shown severe downsides to revealing that information?"... but then the answer the story decides on - "No it's not" - immediately doesn't apply to half the cast, with no examination of how that changes our perception of Ozpin's choice. And, as you say, the show simultaneously introduces HUGE mistakes - "You positioned yourself as a god! Then a king!!"- that the characters could absolutely mistrust him for... but they don't. Because they're too busy focusing on all of the above.

The only thing I'd push back against here is anyone being mad at Ozpin for "nearly attacking" Ruby. I'd consider that a highly unfair criticism as well given that:

We don't know if he would have attacked. He just charges with his and out-stretched, so Ozpin could just as likely have been intending to snatch the Relic

All these characters have aura and train/hit for funsies on a regular basis. It feels like a stretch - one working to paint Ozpin in an unfair light - to act like Ruby taking a hit is suddenly some horrific event that's worthy getting up-in-arms about

In this same scene the girls pull their weapons on Qrow and Oscar - someone WITHOUT that training/fully unlocked aura - gets punched into a tree. Again, consistent morality. Why is Ozpin in the wrong for charging with an open hand (ambiguous) but the girls are justified in pulling their weapons (clear intent)? Why should Super Fighter Ruby be defended for taking a hit after forcibly stealing secrets from Ozpin, but we should shrug off the newbie farm kid taking a hit for the "sin" of being an unwitting, passive vessel?

Plus... as said above, "forcibly stealing secrets." I'm not saying Ozpin is 100% justified in attacking Ruby over this, but I think he's a HELL of a lot more justified compared to actions like threatening Qrow or attacking Oscar. Ruby ignored his requests to give the Relic back; she ignored how terrified he clearly was. She wasted a wish (which Ozpin knew would happen). She revealed his entire, traumatic history to the group PLUS a total stranger (Maria) which, again, Ozpin knew would happen. Of course he tried to stop her. We will never know what lengths he would have gone to, whether he would have truly fought Ruby or just made a last minute grab, but even if he had fought her... It think that's understandable. We can argue about whether it's right, but it's not the sort of thing the heroes should be holding against him once tempers have cooled, especially when he has stuff like playing God that they have hold as a long term grudge.

Out of everything Ozpin has done, maybe being willing to fight the prodigy fighter to keep her from making one of the stupidest decisions we've seen in the show to date is pretty low on the sin list.

#rwde #rwby #mymetas

[txampboxer]

A BOXER* and his GLOVES! Former Heavyweight Israeli Boxer ROMAN GREENBERG. MASSIVE "HARD-ON" OOOOF!" 02192024 Yeah I've been AWAY for a while. Granted some of YOU FOLKS have Surprised me, in You Guys going back through the feed again to look and select other photos. YES! I've had a few more BOUTS since the last time I mentioned getting to put on the GLOVES! The NEWBIE (he isn't much of a Newbie anymore) and I are currently using RINGSIDE 10 oz Boxing Gloves (we started out with 18 oz, then dropped to 14 oz, then to 12 oz) and up to Bout #12. He is still learning but he has managed to OUT SCORE me on occasions during any number of Rounds. Granted, THE FEW that know my "TRUE STORY" are likely STILL SHOCKED that we are STILL Boxing in this Unusual Way! To each his own! As long as a Dude is willing to Trade Punches for Fun/a Good Workout, it SHOULDN'T make ANY DIFFERENCE from what physical position we are throwing our punches from.

I will try and get back to posting more photos from Yesteryear - 2000 forward.

Greenberg's Active Career from 2001 to 2008, had a total of 38 Bouts. 6'01 230ish. - TxAmpBoxer

#heavyweight boxing #Israeli Boxer #Roman Greenberg #black boxing gloves! #raw punching excitement!

[ozziethegreat]

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#commission #commissions #art #sans AUs #Undertale #furry #ships #commissions sheet

[strqyr]

Tbh I can't help but laugh a little when people treat Salem as trustworthy with what she thinks or says, when RWBY is FULL of unreliable narrators. If Oz doesn't understand Salems true goals, why would Salem know Oz's? Plus, Salem is THE narrator in the 'unreliable narrators' show that is RWBY. I don't think she's *lying,* but I do think she completely misunderstands Oz lol.

I think it makes her a bit more interesting. I honestly think Salem will be talked to and eventually she and Oz might reconcile (I highly doubt they'll get back together, even if Oz n Oscar split). I think it'd be fun for it to come to light that Oz isn't working towards his task, Salems reaction to that would be fun. Plus it'd clear up his goals lol since everyone in the FNDM seems to argue over what he really wants. I'm excited for whenever that happens. I'm sure someone will question him about the task and he'll clarify that it's not his goal anymore. Maybe Raven? I just know she'd HATE the idea of the task, but I'm not sure when or how she'd come to know about it. Alternatively, maybe Yang will question him.

Maybe I could write that at some point lol

honestly i think the problem is that people often take "unreliable narrator" to mean "this character is intentionally lying" instead of, ya know...

they just don't have all the information? or even that their memories might not be accurate due to xyz reasons? like shoot, if i had lived thousands of years, something is bound to get muddled in-between lmao

but yeah, i def think that both oz and salem don't know what the other's goal actually is, and that is the point, has been the point in their relationship for gods know who longs, the complete break down of any communication and fixing that issue is going to go a long way in finding a resolution for this conflict; and with understanding comes potential for reconciliation, if that's the route they (the writers, whoever they might be in the future) wish to take.

if they're going to have someone question oz about his task, i honestly do think raven is the likeliest option. i'm fairly certain she's met salem and heard her side of the story & what she thinks of oz, and that's what led to her leaving in the first place -> perfect set-up for clarification. other than her, emerald could also ask about it; she has just switched sides, would also know what salem thinks about oz and his goal... plus out of everyone, as a newbie to the group, she hangs around oscar a lot lol

basically if anyone is going to question oz, they would need to know what salem is saying about him, what it is that is turning people against him, etc. to have that 'spark' to even think about asking him.

#rwby #nightmare-foundation #ask.strqyr

[henrysglock]

could you maybe post more pics of what Patty was wearing during different scenes of the play? I'd need some for art references. Ty!

Sure thing!!

Outfit 1: The intro, the Captain Midnight cipher scene, and the DOTM audition scene

It's a bit hard to see, but it's a blue gingham-pattern skirt that's very similar to the petticoat-less version Dorothy's from The Wizard of Oz:

Outfits 2 and 3: The confession booth/Vegas dream scene Choir robes:

"Miss Mystery (Meat)":

Miss Mystery is very much a mixture of 1941 and 2016 Wonder Woman.

Outfit 4: The first DOTM rehearsal, Henry's nightmare vision in the bathroom, the scene in Melvald's, and in Henry's "hiding in the light" memory during the attic attack

It's a little hard to see, but she's wearing black loafers.

Outfit 4: The attic attack/trying to find her mother with Henry, Mr. Newby drawing the Mindflayer, contacting Henry in the lab from the hospital via the void

Outfits 5, 6, and 7: DOTM opening night.

Pre-show:

Opening scene of DOTM:

The accident:

Outfit 8: Meeting her mother in Vegas and final bows

Her shoes here are the same ones she wears as Miss Mystery's!

I hope these help! <3

#asks #reference #st: tfs #tfs spoilers #tfs costuming #st costuming #patty newby

[areacodefan]

Um… why do all these interviewers/anchors who are covering Austin and the Elvis movie keep saying biopic as

bi-OP-ic

It’s

BIO-pic

As in a BIOgraphical motion PICture

I mean it’s not like everyone would or should know this perhaps. But if your entire job is broadcasting or covering entertainment news, I’m thinking this is a reasonable expectation. It’s really irritating me. Like I wanna make calls and comments to media outlets. But I won’t because I’m too busy on tumblr.

UPDATE: Also heavenly mercy, the movie is directed by Baz Luhrmann. Baz does not rhyme with Oz. It rhymes with jazz. I honestly wouldn’t expect a newbie to know that. But if you’re covering awards season as a professional correspondent there really is no excuse.

#areacodefan wants to know #austin butler #elvis movie #baz lurhmann #areacodefan confesses #this is my bitchy annoying side #hypercritical of things that kinda don’t really matter

[alpacinosgf]

You're honestly my favourite ozzie writer❤️ 💕 he just makes me so feral

I was just reading your abc for ozzie and I was wondering if u could make a fic out of the jealousy part cause that was so good 😫

Jealous Oz? Say no more!

It's almost like a dream when you're back in the Lounge for another party. You had only ever come by as a favour to Oz, to see him in his element bossing everyone around when he's completely under your thumb at home. You're up at the bar again, getting another round in for the work crew as a going away present for a senior member of staff. Senior enough to leave for another cushy job, but young enough to get fully into the spirit and spirits of the nightclub. You know all the staff at the club by first name, and they all know you and are always on their best behaviour when they spot you. The younger men working behind the bar always nudging one another when you show up, so they don't embarrass themselves by handing you the card machine. It had happened once already, and you can still vividly see the the image of the newbie's acne scars lit up both by the white LED screen and his blush upon realising who he was speaking to.

You didn't humiliate him, he didn't deserve it. A simple mistake he apologised over and over again when he was told by one of the supervisors who threw you an awkward smile to ask of you not to say anything to Oz. But of course, it got back to him and he scolded the poor kid over it until you yourself threw him a glare to tone it down. Oz had swallowed down the further admonishment he was going to subject the bartender to, and clapped him on the shoulder to reassure and simultaneously dismiss him back to his duties.

"Go clean some tables" Oz had mumbled, more than a little embarrassed himself but to everyone else, it would have come across as being fed up with the talk.

When you wave off one of the waitresses who had offered to bring the drinks over, a sweet girl who Oz had informed you was in the process of getting into nursing school. She had the bedside manner down to a tee already, and thanked you profusely when you wished her good luck in passing once on the way up rickety stairway to the office.

Even when you're the girlfriend of the owner, you have to meander the crowds with the concentration of a neurosurgeon in his 13th hour of surgery - especially with a full tray of expensive liquors and cocktails that you truly dread to think of their price tags. Not that it would matter, that was the reason you were sent up each round. "Just in case they forget!" you were told by Shauna with a laugh. As if your face had not been cemented into the mind of every worker in this old warehouse of a building.

Oz had been gracious enough to allow this little work do, and had stopped by a few times that evening already to make sure everything was going smoothly. But you know he just liked to show off in front of you, cracking jokes with everyone there about the tab running up too quick. He was in a good mood, Carmine had been held up in meetings for most of the night so far, so Oz was all yours. Right now, you can hear him strain to speak over the music behind you.

Probably speaking to one of the twins, who had warmed up to you considerably since that first awkward encounter. It only served to make you feel uncomfortable, you could never tell which one was which and had admitted this to Oz before on the way home one night.

"They look completely different?!" he exclaimed with a laugh.

"Maybe to you! I haven't a clue who's who when one of them comes up to me!"

Oz of course had known them for years, and could tell them apart in an instant - even by voice alone. So you did your best never to have to say either one of their names. Referring to them by pronouns alone seemed the easiest and least embarrassing option for you.

When you turn from the table, having dished out all the drinks to their respective owners you spot Oz averting his eyes from you. You already know without a second thought that he was ogling your ass again. Any chance he gets. He continues his conversation with one of the twins, holding onto his elbow as he speaks into the un-micced ear not before giving a wink and grin when you raise your brows at him. You laugh it off and try to bring the slick black tray back to the bar when you hear someone to your right trying to call over the thumping music.

You ignore it, and slide through a few party goers before the owner of the voice is beside you. A sweating man in his thirties by the looks of it, completely bleary eyed and too old for this scene. His body looks as though it's ready to drop if he stopped moving through the throng. You wrinkle your nose at the scent of sweat that hits you as he steps too close.

"Can I get another?" he slurs, swirling his empty glass in his shaky hand. He's got an expensive watch on, and you wonder if he clings to it to falsely lure women into thinking they'll hook up with an executive of some kind. He strikes you as the kind of man that pumps maybe three times before collapsing into a comatose state for the night.

"I don't work here" you reply coolly. Done with the conversation, having already begun to forget his face when you stopped looking at him.

"You have a tray...?" he replies with a tone that implies he's too smart to fall for a simple lie. He thinks he's clever. You sigh a little and shrug your shoulders for him to get the idea.

"I just brought drinks over, man" you say, with enough emphasis on the last word in the hopes he'll get the idea that you don't want to know his name or sob story that he's sure to have. He blinks a little, and you see the enlarged pupils contract and expand a few fractions of a millimeter as the words begin to process. Then he only gets worse.

"Oh....can I get you a drink?" he smirks, and you can actually feel your stomach churn at the ideas sure to be running slowly through his drunken mind. You make an obvious face of disgust, but he's too far gone to make much note of it. He's just drunk enough to be entirely too cocksure for his own good.

"I'm good, thanks" you answer with that tone of voice you've practiced to perfection since an early teen. It doesn't sound like you at all, it's said with the utmost cheer and apathy you can muster like all your old retail jobs. Though this time, there isn't even the promise of a mediocre paycheck at the end of the week for dealing with this idiot.

You feel Oz behind you before he even speaks, and you're not surprised he saw this. You bite the inside of your cheek, afraid you might laugh at whatever he decides to do. Instead of handing over some verbal abuse that would make you belly laugh later on in bed that night, he wraps his hands around your waist and gives a firm squeeze that leaves you both literally and figuratively breathless. You can hear the little hum in his throat when he brings his lips to your exposed neck. He keeps his eyes on your new friend the whole time, who looks dumbfounded and perturbed at the same time.

"You need somethin', go over to the fuckin' bar" he suggests with a little too much joy in his old voice. The heat of Oz behind you is perfect, and you can't lie and say you don't enjoy him like this. His jealousy only seems to come out at work like this. He's much handsier than usual, and you're more surprised than not when his hand isn't resting above or on your ass when you visit.

The other man seems to realise he's unwanted, and an intruder on such an intimate scene between you two. You move your head a little, planting a kiss on Oz's full cheek. His relatively unmarked one goes by with less affection than the other. You enjoy the feeling of the textured skin under your lips, and you like the way whatever lip product you're wearing clings to the crevices of the old wound.

Oz's right hand comes to to rest under your ear, bringing you into a heartier kiss than you had anticipated on giving in public like this. It's an innocuous scene really, but when you feel the little graze of his hips against your ass you can't help grinning like a lovestruck fool - of course he's hard. He keeps his large hand on your hips, and you feel the rough tips of his fingers play at the hidden hem of your underwear through your outfit. You slam the tray back on the bar without meaning to, already dragging him by the hand towards the entrance to his surprise.

You haven't had a quickie in the coatroom before and the dark red lighting is perfect for what you have in mind.

#oz cobblepot #oswald cobblepot x reader #oz cobblepot x reader #oswald cobblepot #anonymous #asks

[jvstheworld]

The Buffy Re-watch: S2E15 (part 3)

Phases

I'm going to start this post with a bit of a rant: Willow asks Buffy if making the first move makes her a slut. What the ever loving fuck! Why was this line included? Was it necessary? How would making the first move make her or anyone a slut? It's such a horrible fucking question. There was no need to phrase it like that. There are better ways of asking if she could make the first move than that. It just caught me off guard. I get that Willow is a bit nervous and new to these things, but come on! It does not make you a slut if you make the first move. You are just clearly showing your interest in a person who hopefully has similar feelings as you and wants to reciprocate them. There is nothing wrong with that. Jesus fucking Christ though.

Yeah, Buffy and pals, you sort of jumped the gun on the whole Theresa thing. There are still vampires roaming around. A werewolf might be high priority right now but you can't assume that it killed her. Also Willow can access coroner's reports, she could have looked it up.

It's good that the werewolf didn't kill Theresa but bad that Angel did because he wants to start his reign of terror against Buffy.

How long does it take for people to go from the coroners office to a funeral home? Theresa has only been dead less that 24 hours and she turns in that time too. Yet, some don't turn until after they are in the ground. Do some vampires wake up in the funeral homes, realise where they are and then go back to sleep so they can have the full newbie vampire experience?

Xander coming in with the save and killing a vampire. I should start keeping a tally of him being actually helpful (I won't that is too much work).

Sir, I hope you have some good ventilation in that van if you're using a bunsen burner to make bullets. Also does a bunsen burner produce enough heat to melt silver? And how much time is passing in this scene because there is no way that he can melt down the silver pour it into the mould, then take it out and it be cold to touch in the space of a few minuets like the scene is suggesting.

Also, it is dark outside Cain's van, which means sundown and moon up. Shouldn't Oz be in wolf mode by now? Because other times in the show he changes as soon as the sun is down, yet here he doesn't change until after Willow gets to his house.

Where did Oz get the chains from and where is he anchoring them to stop himself from getting out and attacking people?

Bad time for angry speeches Will. Oz really is going through some changes and you don't want to be around when it happens.

Giles coming through with the tranquiliser gun.

Willow shooting Oz with her eyes closed, that's pretty good aiming. Her 'I shot Oz' was adorable.

Larry has stopped being an ass. We like to see personal growth.

Is Xander worried that because Larry thinks he is gay that Larry likes him now? Or just that Larry might tell people that he is?

Oz is the loyal type, until season 4.

I'm glad nothing is up to Xander, because then life would be shit.

Oz and Willow talking about their relationship like normal people should do. And they get to have their first kiss. Yay for happy endings.

So, the next episode is one that I do not like. It will not be talked about favourably. And it serves to make me feel even more ick towards Xander.

#buffy the vampire slayer #buffy summers #rupert giles #willow rosenberg #xander harris #btvs s2 #daniel oz osbourne #buffy rewatch #tv show thoughts

[deep-aural-fixation]

Continuing on my Buffy book kick, I just finished Paleo. Set in season 3, before Xander and Willow cheat, post Wild Hunt. It's one of the best written so far. It really builds an atmosphere, and none of the dialog feels labored. And bonus! There's quite a lot of Oz.

B plot involves The Dingoes possibly getting a new manager. She's pushy, but promises them high paying gigs and possible record deals. In fact, she even offers all his friends (including Angel) work in the industry. It's this that sets off alarm bells. Angel and Willow investigate, and it turns out that she gets her clients addicted to drugs and takes all their money.

A plot isn't connected, except by theme (be careful of who you choose to lead you). We meet two new characters: post grad student Michael, and Sunnydale High newbie Kevin. Kevin is actually really likable, and you can't help but feel sympathy for him and his situation. A spell is found that can bring dinosaur fossils to life, but the catch is that it's a nasty demon being housed within.

If you ever wanted to see Buffy fight a demonic Tyrannosaurus Rex, here you go. I love how it remembers that Oz is actually pretty smart, and references his werewolf side. Lots of good tension, and a small bit of gore (there is a body count). If you only want Scooby action, there's quite a lot of Kevin, but I feel like he's a good perspective character.

#btvs

[spiderforestcomics]

Join the April Foolery with ten fantastic guest comics from the members of the SpiderForest Webcomic Collective! 

SOMBULUS: Astyr uses dark magic for unexpected purposes. By Breen of Brothers

FLUFFY GANG: A new discovery! By Toby of Clover and Cutlass

COURT OF ROSES: Sometimes asking for the manager is a mistake. By Emma of Honestly Not A Robot!

LEAVING THE CRADLE: It came from... the Cradle! By Hanawase of Fluffy Gang

HONESTLY NOT A ROBOT: Cracking down on shoplifting at Damson's! By Shizamura of O Sarilho

TAMURAN: Kip faces unexpected challenges! By Jacki of Kings of Sorts

O SARILHO: A newbie on the battlefield! By Emma of Honestly Not A Robot!

KINGS OF SORTS: Bon goes mad with power! By Shizamura of O Sarilho.

BROTHERS: Oz helps Sprout with his gargoyle problem. By Delphina of Sombulus

CLOVER AND CUTLASS: Maggie's father tries to be more understanding. By Aron of Tamuran

#april fools #webcomics

[txampboxer]

BACK TO TRADING PUNCHES!

For THOSE FOLKS that know the TOTALITY - the "REAL REALITY" of MY STORY - Today has been a "RED-LETTER DAY" in my Boxing Life.

I found a friend (5'11 250) that wanted to "Learn How To Box", and we met Today for his First Lesson. Started out teaching him how to throw the LEFT JAB, the BLOCKS of the LEFT JAB, and the COUNTER PUNCHES. We started out with 18 oz Gloves, which I've NEVER used before. However, he agreed that next week we will go to the use of the 14 oz Gloves, which is the Normal Size of teaching "Newbie's".

He and I both scored Facial Punches and Body Shots. After the workout was completed, he said that he knew that he would be sore tomorrow, especially in regards to the BODY BOXING ENDURANCE ROUNDS that we did.

It was GREAT, and FELT AWESOME to have the GLOVES ON AGAIN after probably 10 or so Years! Man, how much I have missed being able to TRADE PUNCHES! He said that he had REALLY ENJOYED the Workout (which is what I NEEDED to hear) and we are scheduled to meet NEXT WEEK! I am downright ECSTATIC!

Even being an "Old Dude" (HUGE GRIN), - I can still GIVE & TAKE PUNCHES! Just wanted to share My DAY of JOY with all of My BLOG FOLKS!

#teaching boxing! #trading punches! #18 oz gloves!

[justlarkin]

I THOUGHT F-KARE 2 WAS JUST A MEME WHAT THE FUCK LMFAO.

Wow, newbie? Hot. Let's fucking go.

Anyways, I think the text mentions a hero(?), a lion, a super celebrity, and a big brother.

Probably Oz, Smoky God, Heracles(?)

Maybe Tsukuyomi or Yoritomo could be big brother, but I'm leaning towards Yoritomo since he's been showing up more often lately. At least I don't think the game acknowledges a sibling dynamic with MC and Tsukuyomi since he knows that they're not really Susanoo. Who knows tho. It probably is Tsukuyomi.

#shut up lark