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💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?
It always bugs me in fanfics when Luigi is depicted as easily captured whenever he's on his own, especially if it's been established that he's been living in the mushroom kingdom for a long time at that point.
Yes, Luigi prefers to save fighting as a last resort, particularly if his brother isn't around, but he's also a very slippery little guy who is intensely hard to pin down! Not nearly enough people focus on that aspect of him.
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ok but if you can force crush whoops blackhole.
can you also slightly less force crush yay popcorn. bc like. pressure...cooking? I know there are pressure cooking popcorn machines, so. theoretically yes, right? (I know, it's called bangcorn, but also, that is such a stupid name)
does every battalion with a jedi actually just have one (1) fuck off huge force powered pressure cooker kinda thing, for the moments when they're not just eating sad cold ration bars in a trench or whatever? was there a rushed 'here's how to cook for 20,000 people on a battlefield without wiping out half the planet' lecture series?
tho I guess if jedi can pressure cook with the force probably that's covered in basic jedi lessons, bc like....missions seem to go tits up all the time? and being able to cook by just...squashing some raw ingredients... would make not starving to death on hostile planet #3832-FU easier, presumably.
anyway, I still don't physics, and like, probably it would be a fine line between 'yay stew' and 'hot meat paste', but uhhhhh control exercise says what I guess.
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Man these smut scenes in DLS are actually pretty enjoyable up until when they get to the actual intercourse part...
One day I'd like to rewrite this scene (and probably all the others in this book... and probably every smut scene for every Choices couple that I have ever loved tbh) to have a strap-on involved. I don't care how impractical it is to just have it on standby when investigating someone else's house.
Or at least let us have an option for her to finger him. Work that prostate like you work the piano keys.
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Fave Queen Songs Except Bohemian Rhapsody: Poll #B5
Happy weekend, everyone! I'm getting to today's poll a bit earlier, after posting "Love of My Life" vs "I'm Going Slightly Mad" yesterday afternoon. For both of today's, we're going back to my birth decade, the 1980s.
In the previous phase, "Hammer to Fall" (https://youtu.be/JU5LMG3WFBw) easily crushed "Teo Torriatte" with 84.7% of the vote to 15.3%.
In the sixth poll, meanwhile, "Who Wants to Live Forever" (https://youtu.be/_Jtpf8N5IDE) defeated its Highlander sister-song, "Princes of the Universe," with 69.6% vs 30.4% of the vote.
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Life updates:
I sang 'me or the ps5' for the wizard of oz auditions, and got in as the wicked witch of the west.
yes, i have every intention of chewing the scenery.
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The Boy and the Heron soundtrack absolutely slaps and this is going to be my new bg music for a while
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Animaniacs propaganda: Guys… Guys just think about what the fight will look like when the polls are over it’ll be so fucking good. Also they apply
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Also i don't CARE if liking Coldplay gets my music nerd license revoked. I think the viva la vida album is really pretty
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Times Lord has drawn a character instead of writing: 1
Not the best at drawing, esp with anatomy, but for fun let's just throw a Hartmann/Morose out there.
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I forgot that GarageBand had an oboe voice. I found it again and started messing around and remembered that I know the notes to “Oceania ‘Tis For Thee” on the recorder and, more importantly, the piano. I’m cracking up 😂 I have such a fucked sense of humor it’s not even funny (but I think it is).
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