Okay, so here’s the pitch.
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you just know that when they finally catch the pitch-drop pitch dropping on camera tumblr will declare a national holiday
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if you're wondering what the big deal is about the louis-philippe sentence in les misérables, it is, in the original french, 760 words long. the subject of the sentence doesn't appear until 95% of the way through, at word #711; the main verb is word #712. the sentence contains 91 commas and 49 semicolons and is almost entirely a list of laudatory adjectival phrases describing the erstwhile king of france. this is perhaps especially notable because les mis is, shall we say, not known for being particularly gung-ho about the monarchy.
this sentence copied and pasted into Word takes up more than one page single-spaced. in the 1800-page folio classique edition, it is fully two and a half of those 1800 pages. that means that les mis is 0.14% this single sentence. more of les mis is made up of this sentence than earth's atmosphere is made up of carbon dioxide (0.04%). if the page count of les mis stayed the same but every sentence was the length of this one, les mis would consist of only 720 sentences total.
incidentally, guess who named hugo a peer of france 17 years before the publication of les mis?
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okay i just got a fun idea for a pokemon line based on a cube mammoth post i saw but cant find now
a sort of caterpie metapod butterfree type concept except its w a fossil.
option A: the first form is an ancient looking animal, maybe its like an ancient mammal or a dinosaur, or if u wanna keep the bug concept its an ancient looking buggie. the second stage is it being fossilized, as a "chrysalis", maybe stylized a bit to go w the concept, but could be done as a nonmoving poke like metapod with a rock fossil or a bit of amber (if going bug), or maybe you could take from the la brea tar pits and have em covered in goop. then of course last form is post fossilization, break em outta there. which would either be a cool skeleton fossil, or. well im not sure where to take it w the bug. ghost bug? rock bug? fuck dunno.
option B: its just a fuckin Rock at first. then you crack it open, and look fossil! a bit more work to free the fossil and u have a ROCK TYPE fossil pokemon
...B is a lil more boring but it was the initial idea so might as well include it.
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I'm giving myself a little jumpscare every time i talk with my relaxed natural voice which is now noticeably different than before
It's exciting but like i said, little jumpscare each time
I have kind of forgotten that even though I'm excited for it andooked forward to ir a long time and like the change, i still have to get used to it, and then do a little bit more getting used to it for the autism
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I FINALLY FOUND THE FUCKING SONG THAT WAS IN TWO MEME VIDEOS AND IT TOOK ME AEONS TO FUCKING FIND IT FUCK
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* consider. the pitch drop experiment but it's in night vale. somewhere out in the desert are reports of a display case. inside is a glass funnel and beaker. pitch is slowly dropping from the funnel into the beaker — at least we think it'll eventually drop.
* carlos and his team of scientists are actively investigating the pitch drop, trying to figure out if it'll ever drop. cecil talks about it on the radio too
* then one broadcast, cecil is reporting the going ons in night vale as normal, when he has a very important announcement. the scientists currently watching the pitch have exciting news! the pitch is about to drop!
* then something happens that cuts cecil off in the middle of describing this historic event (or maybe the weather happens). when we return, cecil only briefly says that there's yet to be any sign of the pitch dropping, then moves on. it's as if the previous segment never happened.
* maybe the pitch drop is mentioned every once in a while. but every time someone tries to report the pitch falling, something prevents them. all we know (or are allowed to know) is that there's a funnel and beaker with pitch, covered by a display case, somewhere out in the desert.
* tune in next time to hear what pitch sounds like. good night, night vale. good night.
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