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belethlegwen · 2 years

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Henry and Atticus Jamsesh OOC

Myself and @adjacentperception have been letting our boys chill out together in the Concept Space lately while we're chatting and working out some writing energies and the like. Today, Henry and Atticus got together for a jam sesh (Henry on violin and Atticus on guitar) while me and Zip were hanging out with our friends in the real world, and when we got back this fun little moment happened and I thought y'all would like it: ---------------------------------------------------------------

Henry: =suddenly aghast= I DIDN'T TEACH HIM THE SONG ABOUT THE GIRL WITH THE LARGE DONKEY Belle: This is an ass joke, I just-- Henry: IT'S A SONG ABOUT ASSES Belle: =sigh=

Atticus: =separately, elsewhere= aw fuck he didn't tell me about the ass song Atticus: =sprinting back through the conceptual ether= YO Atticus: NASTY SONG [Zip: this is important]

Henry: =rifling through his things for his bow and his journal where he wrote all the lyrics= I learned this one from a very drunk woman in Gale's Port, literally drank my ship's first mate under the table and stole his coinpurse. She may have been my first love. Henry: =immediately starting a dramatic chord like it's the national anthem of the USSR or something= ANYWAY, this is a song about Magdelena Horace and her fat, fat donkey.

Atticus: =crying laughing @ the song and the tale and just the theater of it ALL= Atticus: You are literally one of the coolest people. Atticus: This is the best thing. I'm dead. Fucks sake dude. Atticus: Worth it. Thank you for this. I'll have to think of something equally as good to throw back at you.

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LYRICS (as best as I can do them, I'm not a songwriter and don't know what I'm doing at the best of times but ENJOY)

Magdalena was herself quite known for having something quite profound Parading through the villages and towns: A donkey that was very round. She got it from her Mother you see, Who got it whence from Grandma Nell, you'd think her aunt would've gifted been, but her aunt was gifted… well… The Horace's had quite a farm and her aunt: two plump, round cows but they weren't known to leave the barn so Mother got the donkey, now and into town she'd go, singing:

[Chorus about a girl carting her fat donkey all over town and getting boys attentions]

Second verse is Magdalena being born, and everyone wondering if she'd be gifted that Fat, Fat Donkey Third verse is Oh Damn She Got That Donkey Fourth verse is Everyone Wants That Donkey Fifth verse is she charges for donkey rides End song

#Dingdongs having a boy date #g/t author #gtauthor #author thoughts #just some fun little RP in the DMs because our dingdongs/blorbos like to chill out in the mindspace #PS I love Zip #They just let me do this kind of thing and they do it back and it's just #god #they're wonderful #I love them and I love Atticus and Quinn and Angela and Madge and Arthur #Y'all should check out their stuff please #I wasn't going to be super cheesy and silly on this but I can't help myself

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avisisisis · 3 days

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Fuck it. Invincible Tumblr

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Wake up to see the aliens attacking again. God fucking damn it.

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Imagine how the aliens feel after seeing you

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Get better insults. You won't be insulting anyone that way

❤️ justamonstergirl Follow

Nahhh. Don't need to. You already humiliate yourself every time you open your mouth

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Your entire existence is an insult

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i forget that superheroes have social media and regularly use it.... invincible has Tumblr holy shit

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Boo.

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OMG??

#HI MR INVINCIBLE SIR #I SWEAR ALL MY A/B/O FICS WERE WRITTEN OUT OF LOVE

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Can't believe I have to say this, but can you guys please stop making Omni-Man x Immortal theories?!?!

Ik you think the idea of them having been romantically involved is funny, but c'mon, people

It is true that there should be more openly queer superheroes, but the fact that there are people who genuinely believe they fucked is wild...

Besides, we have to stop following the lives of superheroes that closely. They deserve to get some privacy too! They're still people

Also, didn't Omni-Man once mention his wife?? And son?? Shipping him w a man when he's clearly straight and in an established relationship is stupid

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These are all great points but they've definitely fucked

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INVINCIBLE?????

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Godddddd. My parents just do not know what privacy is, PLEASE STOP HAVING SEX WHEN I MIGHT BE HOME... please you're killing me

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Wait, shit, wrong blog...

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shocking revelation: invincible has parents

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??? Of course I have parents. Where'd you think I came from?

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Honestly i thought you were from mars

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from MARS????

#i'm not martian??? i don't even look martian #do i look martian?

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ATOM EVE LIKES MY FAVORITE BAND????

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really? How do you know?

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Okay quick storytime

My friends and I wanted to go to see this band live for a LONG time, so we saved up money for years until we could finally afford it, right?

Well, the day we finally get to see them live, I look up and I see Atom Eve, just. Flying there. Above the crowd

She was singing, apparently very loudly and she looked like she was having sm fun. She saw me and waved!!! Atom Eve!!!! Waved at me!!!!!!!

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WAIT R YOU THE ACTUAL ATOM EVE

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Yeah. Check my Insta, there's a link to this blog!

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AFKFHFHFHFJDJDJDJDDJDHFHSUEUEJEJ

#ATOM EVE TALKED TO ME!!!!!!

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Today, Monster Girl told me to download this app and create a blog — I did not think it was necessary, but she insisted.

I decided to listen to her. She was very persuasive.

I will be sharing things about my day, as she has told me to do. Expect to hear from me after this.

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you really think we're gonna believe you're the real Robot?? C'mon.

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Dude, RP exists. Let people live their lives in peace

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This is so funny

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That's... The real monster girl. Replying to a fake Robot post...

Dude I think he's real

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The new Guardians are a fucking shit show. Are we seriously meant to believe they're going to protect us? Really??

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Oh Id like to see YOU almost get killed every single fucking day without one fucking break only for asholes like you to shit on us like that. We almost die every single day!!! Were the ones geting our hands dirty not you

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I'd* assholes* We're*

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Your supposed to be with me in this one

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You're*

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The Immortal kinda... 👀

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WHAT

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I cant believe she cheated on me... what a bitch

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😐

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We're going to have a fucking talk, Rex.

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Shit

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You had this one coming buddy

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The fact that Miles Morales canonically reads JJK, though...

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INVINCIBLE LIKES MARVEL?? AND JJK???

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Why is everyone always surprised when I like something? I don't get it

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I cannot have just found out you're still alive through Tumblr...

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Seriously though. Are you okay now? I know you're not mentally, after the whole Chicago thing w your dad, but at least physically?

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I'll survive, I guess

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INVINCIBLE?? It is such a relief to see you're still here after the whole Chicago ordeal Mr Invincible

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Yeah maybe don't remind him of that rn??

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OH SHIT I'M SO SORRY

#I AM SO SO SO SORRY #omg i hope you're doing good mr invincible :(((

#invincible #invincible series #invincible comic #mark grayson #atom eve #rex splode #kate cha #shrinking rae #robot invincible #monster girl #unreality #fake tumblr #fake social media #this is fun #avis' post

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vellichorom · 9 months

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let's talk for a moment. if you're so hellbent on having an AI chatbot, then for the love of god please think about the characters you're using & what the creators intentions with them are / how they want them to be used.

i don't think anybody's going to bat an eye if you make a mickey mouse or winnie the pooh chatbot, for instance. those characters are practically public domain by this point, EVERYBODY knows who they are, they're the furthest from their original creators by this point, such & such, that's one thing.

but you do not apply that free logic to ANY character ever. you do not go to some little tumblr blog with their niche character design / interpretation, or even their OC, & decide- without the creator's permission, that you can then use their creation to feed into an AI chatbot for your entertainment.

that's how we end up with, in so many words, situations like Welcome Home, where one creator's passion project gets ripped from their hands & made into ANYTHING the fans want. it gets fandomized before it even becomes more of a public creation, or even fully fleshed out.

that's sickening to me. & you're doing this with AI, no less. to smaller creators with smaller creations they'd much rather keep close to home.

don't do that. get EXPLICIT permission if you feel you NEED something like that.

better yet, if a creator welcomes questions or interaction with their character(s), ENGAGE IN THAT! see about askblogs / rp blogs, send asks, engage with a creator puppeting their creations FOR you.

& if they don't welcome that? if they're not the kind to do that? maybe they haven't gotten around to interacting with you yet?

oh well. that's life. move on.

if you care any about your favorite creators & what they make, you'll respect the boundaries they put out. & i realize there's some that DON'T care, & will do these things out of spite or disregarding a creator's words.

but for those who mean well & just want some harmless fun? please just think about what you're doing. consider my words & others's words, & prioritize CONSENT.

thank you.

#twinkie talks #WOOF okay that got long #dusts my hands #guess i had a bit more of a grudge with that than i thought #if you'd like to reblog this that would be so very sexy

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hanasnx · 1 year

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anakin’s kinks headcanons.

MINORS DNI 18+

WC: 1.7k | CHARACTERS: anakin skywalker NOTES: dead dove do not eat, i can’t possibly warn for every kink listed here so please use caution when reading the following. there is a wide array of kinks listed that involve things that might make you uncomfortable or personally you don’t have, these are merely a list format of what i think anakin’s kinks are and are not. not what i’m into specifically or what you’re into. i hope you enjoy regardless! or helps you explore something new for you! i love introducing you to things WARNINGS: dead dove do not eat | sexually explicit content | please use caution if you are triggered by certain kinks | no y/n

bdsm

bondage: m receiving mostly. but he does wanna put a collar and chain on you so he can pull you to him, act like a king with a hopeless servant. make you do things for him.

hosiery: he likes it when you wear tights and sheer stockings (also heels but that’s another thing), he likes ripping it apart to make room for him. likes seeing how his nails have left holes

voyeurism: wants to watch you masturbate. likes pretending he’s a perv watching when he shouldn’t be

exhibitionism: you watching him fuck his fist or a toy

roleplay: playing pretend,,, especially if you’ve got a kidnapping kink,,, yum. he wants to abuse you in all the ways you could desire. and the other way around too

kidnapping rp: he wants to be tied up, duct taped mouth, slapped, spat on, treated like your prisoner only good for a fuck

DIRTY TALK: the kind of shit that’ll make you question yourself. he’d say the foulest shit in order to get himself off, stuff that makes you go “why did that just work on me??”

urophilia: he’d ask you to piss on him. asks if he can do it to you while you two are sharing a shower 🥵🥵 he absolutely loves making you squirt, loves rubbing it all over your body and his, so you slip and slide together while he fucks you in a puddle of it. even loves tasting it.

lactation: my god. he’d take full advantage of this if you’re pregnant. jack himself off while he’s sucking you dry

humiliation; falls under s&m: m+f receiving

daddy: being called that word gets him feeling so big and superior, an excellent way to butter him up for something.

edging: m+f receiving. he’s cruel to you, and expects the same treatment.

breathplay: m+f receiving. he loves being choked. holding his breath to edge himself. he loves choking you, and he also loves covering your nose and mouth to restrict your breathing as he sees fit. get you lightheaded, make you swallow his load after a bj, etc

impact play: m+f receiving. he loves pain, and he loves inflicting pain. face smacking, ass smacking, pussy smacking, using a belt or flogger to whip. he likes it when you grab and squeeze or hit his balls. all within reason.

wax: he wants you to drip it on him, he likes the way it stings and burns and the hiss of pleasure he emits when you let him jack himself off for being such a good boy for you

praise: he wants you to build him up—

degradation: and tear him down. both praise & degradation is m+f receiving for him

noncon: 😔✊ he’s got this one bad. only if you two consent to it beforehand tho, but he likes the rush of overpowering you and listens to your safe word. but you love the rush of the fight, and how once he’s wrestled you down, he’s still so mean while he makes your pussy slobber all over him. also ! m receiving as well. he likes it done to him too.

gags: m receiving

facefucking: he wants you to gag, slobber, and deep throat his cock. fuck your mouth like he would your pussy. hard, fast, without mercy. grab your hair, your chin and head. fuck your mouth while you’re laying down on your back so he can finger you or eat you out or see how your tits bounce and pinch your nipples. rub his balls on your face. in turn, he wants you to shove his face in your pussy and suffocate him. sit on his face and don’t let up. he’ll hold his breath if he has to it’s so hot. grind down onto him like it’s a thigh or a dick instead of a face.

titfucking: oh yea. he loves this one. especially if you’ve been a bad girl and don’t deserve any pleasure at all, use your tits to get himself off, and you’re forced to watch. might get back on his good side if you stick out your tongue for him and lick at his head every thrust.

hair pulling: m+f receiving

marking: your scratch marks on his back practically red and bleeding. bruises. hickeys. bite marks and indentations. maybe even getting branded,,, um— m+f receiving

dacryphilia: he wants to cry from pain & pleasure and orgasm denial frustration. he’d do it for you too if you wanted. dom shit like “beg. cry for me. show me you want me.” and he’s gotta get on his knees and worship the ground you walk on and cry because he’s so hard and nowhere to put it and he needs you right now and you’re doing nothing for him. he also wants to make you cry for the same reason, his favorite is when you cry from your orgasm or from pleasure and overstimulation. sobbing in rapture while he’s fucking you. lick up your tears, kiss them away. make fun of you for it, or ease you. he loves it all.

overstimulation: m+f receiving

feet: not fetish, but he wouldn’t care about sucking some toes every once in a while. part of his worship for you. kissing the top of your foot when he takes off your shoes for you.

anal anything: fucking, fingering, fisting yours is so fun for him. especially if he’s occupying your pussy with something else like his dick, hand, or toy. butt plugs with a little pink jewel for you. he definitely eats ass too. jacks himself off while you eat his. he wants you to peg him, finger him, whatever.

strap ons: as said before, he wants you to peg him. but he seriously has considered trying to figure out if he can wear a strap to fuck your pussy and ass at the same time

mechanophilia/technophilia: they definitely have like sex doll androids in GFFA and he saw one and didn’t know why he liked that idea so much. has masturbated to the thought of owning one. gets off to the humiliation when he tells you that secret and you make fun of him for it by doing shit like “i got this new ship, she needs some work but she’s gorgeous. look at her.” and you’re like 👀 “are you trying to fuck it or something??” and then he does you inside the ship.

knife play: more so m receiving tbh he wants you to put a knife at his throat.

gun play: blaster play? he likes the adrenaline of you holding one to him even if it’s set to stun. he’s been in so many life threatening situations, it’s fun to bring stuff like this to the bedroom rather than scary.

breeding: f receiving. this has been explored before and it’s just so delicious. he’s got it so bad.

size: he Loves being reminded how big he is compared to you in any sense. height, hand size, how big his dick is in your tight little hole. he knows you love it too.

foodplay: he’d eat a full course meal off of you if you’d let him. make you lick stuff off your fingers with you. body shots off you. slid your bodies together covered in edible substances so when he licks and sucks your skin he gets to taste it while he’s balls deep inside of you. means a steamy shower afterwards.

stigmatophilia: if your tongue, nipples, clit, pussy folds are pierced ,,,,, oh my god. he’d go crazy. he’d get you all kinds of cute jewelry pieces. especially ones fun for sexy time. tug on your nip piercings while you’re riding on him, set your pace bouncing on him by the way he pulls you up and down by your little nipples ahshshdddb

underwear— mysophilia: smell and keep your used panties and store ‘em in his pocket while he’s at the temple bcos it thrills him that no one knows what he’s got. likes the way your pussy smells, your squirt, your cum. how the bed smell soaked in it and your sweat. yea.

period: sex while on your period doesn’t bother him, getting covered in it, eating you out. in fact he likes the way it looks, and how easy it is to lube you up. it’s so intimate and so personal. “it’s all you, isn’t it?” djskfnkdcnmdbfk

age difference: he’s got a nasty thing for older women. a huge milf lover.

tits: tits/ass?? he loves both. loves thighs. but he’s a tits man. it’s the mommy issues.

tricked/coercion: part of his noncon/kidnapping enjoyment. m+f receiving.

infidelity: purely hypothetical fantasy roleplay sense. m + f receiving

pregnancy: ://// it’s true.

cum swap: you didn’t swallow? he’s sucking his essence off your tongue. lapping up his seed oozing out of you, stuffing it back inside of you with his tongue, and swallowing the remnants. if you finish all over his face, anything he catches with his mouth he pinches open your jaw and spits it into your open mouth and pushes your chin shut, pats your cheek to tell you to swallow.

somnophilia: m+f receiving. he rly likes it when he can fuck you entirely while you’re sleeping, fill you up. something about it just makes him so crazy.

corruption: m+f receiving. especially if you or him lost your virginity to the other.

agoraphilia: oh yea. he’s fucking you outside.

if this wasn’t already obvious he probably got a vasectomy just so he can bareback (always test for stds before going no condom) bcos he just likes it that much and it’s a kink for him. let’s him play out the fantasy like “oh no babe i came in you on accident!! what if you get pregnant😏😏”

creampiesssss

thigh fucking: f receiving

thigh riding: he loves watching you get off on his thigh omgg

sensory deprivation: m+f receiving

no’s. —

cuckholding: if he’s the one on the side watching. otherwise he might consider fucking you in front of someone else. under extremely meticulous circumstances and lot of sweet talking

threesome: regardless of the gender of the additional person, he’d get jealous even seeing you two kiss let alone touching each other or fucking each other. jealous

financial domination: the man doesn’t know what to do with money from the war,,,, but demanding it from him only means he gets to fuck the brat out of you.

tentacles: he doesn’t understand hentai porn. not in a judgmental way, but in a way that’s like,,,, he gets ropes bcos those things don’t undulate. he’s got a problem with how tentacles move. rathtars are not his favorite.

he can’t get off unless he knows and romantically likes the person. so anonymous sex, one night stands, etc just don’t work. his body doesn’t react.

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untitledmemes · 2 months

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Emily Dickinson Prompts

An assortment of phrases suitable for prompts taken from the poems of Emily Dickinson. Note: I made very few grammatical, technical changes to some of the original sentences to make them fit RP writing. Adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. In case of Multimuse, don't forget to specify which one/s. Reblog, please do not repost or add.

“ Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed. ”

“ If, indeed, I fail, at least to know the worst is sweet. ”

“ If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. ”

“ A wounded deer leaps highest. ”

“ Pain has an element of blank; It cannot recollect when it began, or if there was a day when it was not. ”

“ What liberty a loosened spirit brings! ”

“ The little toil of love, I thought, was large enough for me. ”

“ I'm nobody! Who are you? Are you a nobody, too? ”

“ Hope is a thing with feathers that perches the soul, and sings the tune without the words and never stops at all. ”

“ Delight becomes pictorial when viewed through pain. ”

“ Somewhere in my soul I know I've met the thing before. It just reminded me it was all, and came my way no more. ”

“ Is heaven a physician? They say that he can heal. ”

“ Faith is a fine invention for gentlemen who see. ”

“ I took my power in my hand and went against the world. ”

“ Was it Goliath who was too large, or only I too small? ”

“ Remorse is cureless, the disease not even god can heal.. ”

“ I, many times, had thought peace had come, when peace was far away. ”

“ I said I gained it. That was all. ”

“ Your riches taught me poverty. ”

“ What if I say I shall not wait? ”

“ Will there really be a morning? Is there such a thing as day? ”

“ A death blow is a life blow to some who, until they died, did not alive become. ”

“ Triumph may be of several kinds. ”

“ Hope is a sudden glutton. ”

“ Heaven is what I cannot reach! ”

“ A word is dead when it is said, some say. ”

“ God's residence is next to mine; his furniture is love. ”

“ Are friends delight or pain? ”

“ Finite to fail, but infinite to venture. ”

“ It dropped so low in my regard I heard it hit the ground. ”

“ The past is such a curious creature. ”

“ Love is anterior to life, posterior to death, initial of creation and the exponent of breath. ”

“ To lose you is sweeter than to gain all other hearts I knew. ”

“ Poor little heart! Did they forget you? ”

“ We outgrow love like other things. ”

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red-crescent-marigold · 4 months

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friendly reminded to NEVER INTERACT WITH ANNA!!!!

please for the love of god if you are in the tmbg fandom do not interact with annacore13(AKA AnnaFel74872834 on twitter as far as i know. she also changes her url often. her old account that she supposedly got locked out of is called giantlove). we used to be mutuals! she says lots of sketchy weird shit relating to the johns (and fetishizes them. a lot.) that absolutely should not be said out loud to literally anyone ever and also just has zero respect for literally anyone and totally pressured me into video calling which uhh. friendly reminder to not vc with people you don't know! she also pressured me into roleplaying with her over discord (which i was extremely uncomfortable with! and tried to avoid!) and she IMMEDIATELY jumped into really fucking awful territory like rape and incest (which i found out yesterday has happened multiple times)! CLARIFICATION:

i did NOT encourage this. she just Fucking Did It. zero warning

i did NOT engage in this. i was in no way involved, it was really just her talking about the *Things* she was *Doing* with flans while i just responded with "." because i had no idea what to do or say and i was unaware i could just ✨block her✨

screenshot proof at the bottom of the post

i also NEVER did that roleplay shit again after the events of the one we did. i just said i was busy from then on

another painfully common occurrence is drawing requests!! she constantly asked for really fucking weird things and then tried to pressure me into drawing them. examples:

btw! any time that i would say 'ohhh i would do this im just soooo busy' is a lie !!!i never fulfilled those weird ass requests .that was just the only way i knew how to get out of the situation

anyways. this is getting long but PLEASE if you are approached by anna or you're mutuals with her, just do yourself a favor and block her. it's not hurting anyone, i promise. so yeah here's some weird shit she's said!!!!! warning it is extremely sexual .btw yes she is 13 (this is very public knowledge im not trying to expose her age. it's in her username even)

aaand the rp examples i promised!

just want to say again that this behavior is absolutely not okay and if i ever encounter anyone being sketchy again and it looks like it's gonna take a bad turn, they are getting blocked immediately!! it's still absolutely unbelievable that i didn't block anna sooner. i don't think i ever had a single good experience with her !anyways here's some screenshots from someone else

⬆️these are from early may! she also changes her discord name often. rn it's gwen i think

#this is a biig rant sorry guys!#tmbg #tw alcohol #tw abuse #tw rape mention #tw rape

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bisexualraichu · 5 months

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since purgatory is ending here is a messy list of random BOLAS?!?!?! moments I liked since they were my main POV

- THE GAS MASK DEATH CULT!!! It was so iconic and I can imagine them just acting like normal when they go home but once in a while making some unnerving reference to the Gas or something 😭 haha remember that time we were in a cult guys that was crazy... *eyes twitching bc of toxic gas abstinence* they will never look at a gas mask the same way again and neither will I

- It was so sweet how much more they bonded and how they mostly tried to log in together. It was surprising how much Charlie logged in this event even off-stream, but even if it isn't his typical gameplay style you could tell he just enjoyed spending time with BOLAS?!?! :')

- All the Dadza jokes lol Loved it when Phil would log off and they'd just be completely lost and be like WHAT DO WE DO NOW??? DO WE FALL AND DIE??? DO WE GIVE EVERYTHING WE HAVE TO BLUE TEAM??? DO WE INVITE BADBOYHALO OVER?? LMAO

- Also Baghera sometimes playing a bratty kid and being super happy whenever she got Phil's approval 😭😭 and the way how this relates to her lore and how she never had a real childhood WAWAWAWAA

- BAGHERA'S CHAINSAW!!! the stuff of Quackity's nightmares LOOL please giver her a chainsaw at Quesadilla 👉👈

- Girlboss gatekeep gaslighter Jaiden... that day she just kept dying and playing up the damsel in distress card and then got kidnapped by the Blue Team AND THEN kidnapped the Green Team(?)'s goblin by complete accident that was so funny lmaooo

- The entirety of Day 2 from Red POV felt like a sitcom episode lol Like Charlie's POV in particular was insane, when he kidnapped the fucking NPC and then chased Quackity and then they tried gaslighting him in global chat akkasjdkkdkd and all that culminating in their first win after a rocky start, that day was just pure CINEMA

- CARRE THE ARGENTINIAN BEAST !!! even if he didn't log in as much I think him being there for the first days was crucial for Red's morale lol, love the way he would mostly play silently and then unmute to say something unhinged, the "ay papi" clip is a one shot kill for me even when I know it's coming

- The fucking "HOLY SHIT KILL YOURSELF" from Jaiden with Charlie going "LET ME GO!! LET ME GO!!" while everyone else equally died in the bg when they got a disaster in day 1...... that clip is everything to me

- THE FUCKING BARKING AND CHANTING EVERY TIME THEY GOT TOXIC GAS AJSJDJDJAK???!?!?

- Ok the Egg War event in general was so cool. Foolish's castle was the true star of the show and it was great how he and Cellbit worked together to make the perfect fortress. And Cellbit's strategy of not showing the egg's location on-stream made me even more tense as a viewer because I had NO IDEA whether green team was getting close to the egg or not

- Slimeriana reunion! That happened. In the Global Spawn Pool. Yeah. Let us never speak of it again

- That clip of Cellbit oneshotting Tina and her scream being cut off 😭

- The clip of Phil just leaving a serious discussion with Fit and BBH and then seeing Baghera laughing hysterically and her saying "PHILZA GET IN THE VC!! :D" and he gets in and they're just playing loud vaccuum noises while mining sand lmao

- When everyone was discussing the egg statues on VC and Bagi and Cellbit were yelling at each other(in RP) and Bagi called him her brother and Phil went "YOU GUYS ARE SIBLINGS???" and then Cellbit muted her, peak sibling behavior

- Tubbo saying "okay gay murder boy" and Cellbit responding "hows fred btw" and Tubbo logging off LOL I just love every moment of qCellbit and qTubbo being toxic gays towards each other

- oh god how could I forget, CELLBIT BEING DISTRACTED BY ROIER'S MUSCLES DURING THE EGG WAR I HATE THEM😭

- And finally, something I'll really miss from this event: when the server would close and all the CCs would hang out together in VC and talk about the day and play games together :'')

could list more but I'm tired and just going off memory. anyways rip purgatory it was def exhausting but overall i did have a lot of fun(definitely more than the election LOL)

#qsmp #qsmp team bolas

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codecicle · 8 months

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WHATS POPPING‼️ I'm Ashton B Codecicle Gayboy Swagaythor and I use he/him they/them and it/its with no preference in between all of them. Dudebro Manguy who will be weird and freakish on your dashboard faggot-style :D👍

matching pfps with my boyfriend @felixisfruity and my friend @originallymax ^_^

‼️ cc!wilbur and cc!dream stans fuck off. if i talk about them im always talking about their characters (my ocs) ‼️

HELLO!! gaze apon ye affront to god and despair. if me or any of my posts have made you deeply sigh with shame and regret then i may be entitled to financial compensation! cashapp me 20 bucks rn

also! am a minor ^_^ so i wont be drawing the labia ghoul as i am 15 years of age smiley face (<- inside joke)

I LOVE TALKING TO MUTUALS AND FRIENDS AND BUDDIES AND HOMIES. COME TALK TO ME I HAVE A DISCORD SERVER YOU SHOULD DM ME FOR THE LINK OOOOOOOO YOU WANNA JOIN CLUB CREPUSCULE SO BADDDDDDDDDDD OOOOOOOO

number ONE codeflippa and qcharlie enthusiast. if anyone tells u otherwise run very very fast in the other direction and dont look back its me boy im the ps5 speaking to you inside ur brain listen to me boy

mcyt is my special intrest im never leaving this place until the day i die. qsmp dsmp osmp scu smplive cogchamp sdmp epicsmp.. my servers.... <3 i also watch chuckle sandwich and jrwi + most mcyt adjacent people

I do not make sideblogs and never plan on it! outside of!! url hoarding and my singular jrwi gimmick blog/son @has-chip-beaten-the-allegaytions I'm a Chip "Bastard" James JRWI enthusiast btw ^_^)

albatrio are transexuals and faggots and in queer platonic t3t love i dont care about jrwitwt they can explode. sad! 💥💥💥💥

also also im a grimeduo guy. a big one. being both a slimer and an inniter at the same time is like a full time job of being transgender but i somehow manage. who up beastin

if you ever want to listen to my scu propaganda and start watching it i ramble about it a little bit in this ask

i am learning french btw!! charlie and baghera mental illness strikes again (chose the class before the qsmp started and has now managed to make practicing a language into something about my special interests to make me more intrested in it) ((YOU WANNA SEND ME ASKS IN FRENCH. YOU WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO ME IN FRENCH. YOU NEED TO GIVE ME FRENCH PRACTICE. ITS MEEEE BOY IM THE FUCKING PS5 FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION))

collection of people being normal about me.

(my chip hater blinkies and normal about father-child dynamics shirt were both made by felix!! <3 this egg is transgender image was made by @/foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland </3 and the juanaflippa divider can be used with credit to the artist!! it was made by @/etoilesbienne)

tag list ahead! if you ever need me to tag something just send me an ask or dm and let me know i will ALWAYS say yes i want people to be safe. that being said i do talk about triggering topics from time to time and my intrests are often gore/body horror filled like genloss or bitb so keep that in mind!! i will still tag them properly but i am a walking trigger warning PLEASE stay safe :DD

original posts -> i make yet anothet post just for me 👍

important things ive gottta find multiple times -> saving for later

i am arguably a pink core (the typa shit ballincat43 is on) person and you can pry that from my cold dead hands so here is the tag for it LMAO -> me core

qsmp -> qsmp

qsmp fanart -> qsmp art

absurdly powerful dnd podcast posting -> jrwi (i also tag the individual characters)

liveblogging newer jrwi episodes or jrwiepisodes with spoilers -> jrwilb

gayass military game posting -> cod

generation loss -> genloss

jerma -> jerma is a fucking cryptid

liveblogging -> liveblogging

ask tag -> we have mail :]

best asks I've ever received -> askbox hall of fame

slimecicle cinematic universe -> scu

autism² (risk of rain) -> ror2

self rb -> reblogging my own post

the mcu / mutual cinematic universe -> little rp thing I do with my friends ^_^

tag for elliot (my boyfriend) -> my love felix <3 <3

pokemon (autism³) -> poketag

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#flashing images #image id in alt text #^_^

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mcchaoticgrimreaper · 3 months

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So, let's get the elephant in the room.

My thoughts and such goes a bit everywhere, blame my ADD.

Also, refer to that person (R*****) to A-san.

I'm coming back to what I said on my rp blog @yookoota. And I will make a quick beware.

If you truly believe the rumors and false accusation Mafumafu got and believe A-san is in the right, please get out, unfollow me and block me. Get out of this blog and do not engage with me. I will NOT tolerate any bad behaviour on this place. I support Mafumafu.

That being said, every in this post explain his situation from HIS point of view.

Please read as to understand everything.

This is beyond heartbreaking. As far as I know, Mafumafu is a kind person, and lived through so much yet never once has he truly done something bad.

Okay he hides his martial status to us, and? This should not concern us. It's his private life. He lied to us about his love life, but what happened to him is far worse.

It's just... Beyond me. Why exactly him? Like the fuck did he do to deserve abuse? This is beyond me.

I will not lie, I didn't listened much to his music lately, because I listened to something else, without being aware of what was happening. So hearing this truly shock me.

What shock me more is the Animal Abuse accusation he recieve, yet when you see how he loves his cats, care of them, and as someone who seen them grow too, you really can call him an Animal Abuser?? You're kidding?

Heck, he even gifted shrimp plush lately. Like, 1-2 days ago, sure he killed A-san cat. Bullshit, I call Bullshit.

Let's not forget that A-san put the urn in THE TRASH!! Thank god Mafumafu got it back and now resting with a loving person.

I'm sorry for this rant but I can't fucking stay silent. God he apologies so many times when he wasn't at fault. He's the victim here. It's heartbreaking.

I know not everyone is perfect, I get that, doesn't change from the fact that Mafumafu is a kind and tolerating soul.

Even if you won't see it, we love you, Mafumafu. We love you and support you, and you're not alone here.

That being said, thank you for reading.

#mafumafu

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🧟‍♀️

hello, welcome to my new and improved ad. i am twenty two, my pronouns are she/her and i am a searching for a zombie apocalypse rp. i've been on hiatus for a couple months due to some health issues but i've been bitten by the writing bug once more. i'm an advanced literate writer to a novella style. writing is my escapism, so with that being said -- plotting is essential for more. i adore headcanons and plots and creating little things together. i need the enthusiasm to be returned because it helps keep me invested in the characters and world we build. another important factor for me is creating pinterest boards, i don't know why it's such a game changer for me but it is. i love finding art and songs that fit, i love visuals. all of it! so i ask if my writing partners align with me on that. i will also only write with those eighteen and over.

what i'm looking for in terms of plots, is original dystopian / zombie apocalypse romance plots. i ADORE it. i play male and female muses, i'm good with any pairing but right now i do have a small lean towards mxf pairings, i don't mind which role i take. i will list here some of the tropes i adore so you can get the idea of what i'm looking for. . . enemies to lovers, villains, morally grey characters, forced proximity, tension, one bed, star crossed lovers, forbidden love, gods/goddesses, fae, vampires, elves, grumpy x sunshine, "who did this to you", touch them and die, found family, soulmates/mates, war themes, there are so many more but i feel like it will become tiresome to read so i will stop here, however, if any of it interests you, please feel free to interact or reach out and shoot me a message. i write on discord! another thing to note is the face claims i use are either realistic art or actors/actresses. if you only use female muses, you are welcome with me too! i just request that there isn't any overly submissive characters, i like having some spice and some bickering between the characters.

hopefully i've peaked your interest, i hope to find some passionate fantasy writers. much love!

#rp #roleplay #zombie apocalypse rp #oc rp #fandomless rp #original rp #dystopian

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utilitycaster · 2 months

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ok we are 10 minutes into kollok and i am straight up not having a good time but I am going to commit to this hour of watching. to keep myself from losing it i'm going to do some very irritating stream of consciousness on this post and post it at the end, nonrebloggably so as to not yuck any yums (though feel free to go wild in the replies). also I need to point out: I don't have misophonia. I have openly and repeatedly said I think the Sam Riegel ASMR ad is not just inoffensive, but actively very funny and enjoyable. The sounds on this show are setting my teeth on edge. I hate it. also for the intro the immersion is genuinely WORSE than say, CR or D20 because everyone's just reading prologues that they've written.

speaking of we're done with the prologues to the prologue and into the prologue, as demonstrated by the title screen and horrible noises.

I call this filter the "yeah I've got mild astigmatism and have taken mushrooms before, you're not special"

hmmm we're stuck in this fuckery for a while and i'm suffering so anyway folks i've made it so polygon will think CR is good:

the music is pretty good I will give them that. also this is literally not special though. like Zac just was like uhhhhhh math as any GM would say, he just was weirdly aiming for suaveness instead of like. normal.

All the profanity on this show sounds like a mormon or a ten year old who just learned the word "fuck" and is trying it out. as a woman who swears constantly i'm like what is HAPPENING. also this blonde woman who isn't on the show in the present day is rolling so hilariously badly. is this why she's not on. girl get out.

back to the present day; this actually is a really good industrial music video ruined by some actual play in the background

"zac, I'm going to command attention please"

"who's zac"

"sorry, driver" ah yes yes this is SOOOOOOO much more immersive i'm totally not making the jerk-off motion

i love u danielle radford you deserve better. although the actual RP now that we're in it is like, fine.

really i think a really significant problem is that this is the most 2014 YA-dystopia plot that ever plotted except as a core part of the premise, everyone is 30. I feel, honestly, that this is the other big issue in actual play that people at polygon obsess over that leaves me ice cold, (also? lots of fandom cold takes), but like...I was a HUGE sf nerd pretty much from childhood, and I think a lot of people came to actual play for a number of reasons not tied to the genres in which it typically exists (fantasy, science fiction, horror). This is fine but it means you get people who act like VERY standard genre conventions are either the most brilliant and original creation on earth, or utterly baffling. Anyway my point is that this is giving Divergent by Veronica Roth but it THINKS it's somewhere between Twin Peaks by David Lynch and the adaptation of the Handmaid's Tale and it's like no babe. you're Divergent by Veronica Roth. stop fronting like you're Twin Peaks. You're Divergent. By Veronica Roth. Which I read while stranded at LaGuardia over a decade ago.

lighting effects are fine honestly. reminds me of the Doja Cat 2020 MTV EMA version of Say So. Wish I were just rewatching that. rotating rock i love you. you are the best thing here other than danielle radford. I feel like I'm in a really fancy Spencer's Gifts. by the way I know i'm being pretty bitchy and incoherent here BUT I'm sober; let's hear it for Stupidly Bougie Soda and Nonalcoholic Spirits.

I'm also eating bean dip with a spoon. in my defense I made REALLY good bean dip and I don't have chips.

I just. other than the digital filter in the flashback I genuinely don't see how this is different than D20 except lacking in any charms and OH GOD THAT'S TIME.

but I want to add that like...the thing is Danielle (C-dubbs) was doing some wacky funny stuff and it felt like it was being shut down and to be fair I get wanting to stick WITHIN the genre but this whole thing feels joyless, and not like "oh, survival horror is so grimdark and sad", I am a tragedy enjoyer, but like. it feels...mandated.

Also this is weird and picky but for all of Those High Production Values (repeated direct quote from the Polygon article) they do a weirdly bad job of filming the die rolls? Like, they cut to the dice trays at the wrong time?

Finally, and this is just a pot shot at Polygon but they should stop making it so easy, but the article was like "I watched the 4-ish hour first episode and I didn't have a clue what was going on but it had Those High Production Values" and it's like...I was demonstrably fucking around on tumblr and in GIMP while watching and I have a pretty solid idea of what was going on. Maybe it goes nuts in the remaining 2.5 hours that I may chip away at to be able say I watched a full episode and decided it "wasn't for me" *smiles like I'm a waitress on Hell's Kitchen and Gordon Ramsey just asked me a question* but I think you might be dumb.

CONCLUSION: just watch the Doja Cat 2020 MTV EMA version of Say So, read Divergent (by Veronica Roth) (you don't have to be at LaGuardia) and like, check out Mentopolis or Misfits and Magic if you want to see Danielle Radford in a Kids on Bikes game that is good.

#i am NOT tagging this if you find this via search and are upset i am sorry but simply block me and leave i stand by all the above statements #long post

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slamminslamminmcgill · 1 year

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don’t know if you’d even be into writing this, but howard definitely has a breeding kink. something about it man idk the thought won’t leave my brain. 😵‍💫😵‍💫

im down to write breeding stuff!! im fine w/ it in the context of rp/sex scenes but i won't write about like going through a pregnancy or birth if that makes sense

anyway so true bestie he definitely does 🥹

vanilla boy sweet milquetoast baby absolutely loves hitting it raw 💖 it's a guilty pleasure of his bc it just feels so much better!!! he can really take his time and appreciate you, how warm and wet you are when there's nothing in the way, how tightly you squeeze him, it's too much for him to handle and he loves it 🥺

he actually won't be the one to initiate it though. it's almost like... shameful for him. he thinks he's not supposed to like it bc it's unsafe :( but he does >:3c

you'd be ready to get down to business and he'd pull away almost frantically. he hates to pause the action even for a moment.

"just, uh, just let me grab a condom. i-it'll only take a second, i promise."

you lay your hand on his chest to stop him. “do you have to?"

poor baby's brain short-circuits 😭 "wh... what? are... are you saying i can... uh...?"

you just smile and pull him back down. you don't have to tell him twice.

he's way louder when he does it raw btw, in terms of both moaning and whining about how good you feel dirty talk.

he probably wouldn't be able to last very long in all honesty, and he'd be sure to let you know when he's almost there.

"oh, my god. oh my god, you... you feel so good. so tight... i... i'm so close..."

you'd let him know what you want. "please, howard, fill me up."

he almost can't believe what he's hearing. he wants to. he really, really, wants to, but he needs to make sure you do. "what? what if you... what if i get you pregnant?"

you'd have to reassure him. "do it. do it, do it, please, i don't care. knock me up, please. please fill me up. cum inside me. put a baby in me, please."

he gives in once he gets the green light. "i... okay... i'll do it. i'll knock you up, sweetheart. i'll put a baby in you, i promise."

after that, he just gets PRIMAL. digging his nails into your hips and pulling you back into him bc he just needs to get as deep as he can and fucking breed you.

tell him he's gonna be a good dad if you want him to bust immediately and whimper 💖

#anon #ask #howard hamlin #howard hamlin imagine #howard hamlin smut #howard hamlin hcs #howard hamlin x reader #better call saul #bcs #better call saul x reader #bcs x reader #better call saul smut #better call saul imagine #better call saul headcanons #better call saul hcs

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