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ballpitwitch · 10 months
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John Wick: Chapter 4 - 'Train Like A Killer' Featurette
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amariofthebooks · 1 year
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#itookmybraidsoutforthis
Amari’s hair, shoes, and dress for the cocktail party in Costa Rica.
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wraith-of-thiodolf · 8 months
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ive got some love here who wants it?
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andy-clutterbuck · 10 months
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Bts of TWD-5x01
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thedemon-crowley · 6 months
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I would like a hug too please
C’mon then.
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CHAT IVE DONE IT
IVE COMMITED AN ACT OF DIGITAL PIRACY AND PRESERVED THE ENTIRETY OF TAME IMPALA’S CURRENTS ON CASSETTE FOR MY OWN LISTENING PLEASURE
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dragonhotcoffee · 2 years
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Okay so first of all disclaimer: I’ve been a Stranger Things fan for a week so if I miss some subtle bits of lore that could somehow miraculously prove me wrong, keep in mind that I’m brand spanking new to this shit.
I’ve been seeing tons of fans bitching about the latest episodes and how Will was not allowed to have his feelings reciprocated from a character who, as far as we know, is straight. Tons of people have been reading into how the actors portrays the characters and what certain BTS stuff means but I’m not one of those people, I look at what’s actually being presented in front of me, at least when it comes to gay or not gay stuff cause I got tired of watching compilations of Supernatural where Cas and Dean were supposedly acting gay for each other. (Spoiler: they weren’t because the script did not say they were. The actors just had good chemistry). 
Now, I am just as starving for good gay representation as much as the next alphabet letter but I’m not gonna sit here and fume ‘til kingdom come when the showrunners of a huge network powerhouse show don’t fulfill my shipping needs. I would rather consume media in a fun and positive way. Because that’s what entertainment is supposed to be: fun. 
idk I feel like people get way too “fandomized” in the way they watch shows and it causes them a lot more trouble than I think it’s worth and when it comes to Stranger Things, which has been one of the number 1 shows Netflix has pushed out in the last decade, let’s just say I was delighted and surprised that they even included a canon lesbian, you know? Like I didn’t think they would be able to do even that. 
(yes I know there are shows that are “allowed” to have plenty of gay characters but those are mainly either gay-centric or about sex which I’m not gonna count cause jesus christ those are the only designations you’ll give us?)
Yes, Hollywood is still pretty exclusionary when it comes to LGBT stuff and I despise when they come out with something that’s just about the Gay Struggle TM. Yes, writers will parade ten straight couples in front of you before admitting one character is gay. It’s ridiculous and old-fashioned and I get sick of it too. If you’re hungering for actual gay content, hit up Thailand cause they’re churning out like 70+ shows centered around explicit gay romance this year.
And if I’m being completely honest? I kind of would like the direction they would take with Will being in love with Mike in an unrequited way because that is actually a very real struggle that many gay/bi people have to come to terms with, particularly in a decade when fighting for gay rights was a huge issue (a.k.a. the AIDS epidemic). 
It also would give more depth to the story and more depth to Will’s character because overcoming a crush and coming into his own as a young gay man in the eighties could be very empowering for younger audience members struggling with sexuality. Yes, it would be nice if he could just ride off into the sunset with Mike but it could also be nice if romance was not the only ideal media told us to strive for. 
Yeah, I know, I know. I’m gonna be called homophobic or “privileged” or some other shit because I don’t think Will should have a gay romance in Stranger Things. And note, I didn’t say that: I just said I don’t think it’s homophobic if the writers don’t give him a gay romance. Because it isn’t homophobic. It could be them being unable to because the studio wouldn’t let them or because they don’t think that’s where the character should be going or some other shit but the point is, having a gay character having an unrequited crush is not homophobic. What would be homophobic is making it seem like he’s a bad person or predatory for having an unrequited crush and I just didn’t get that vibe.
Also people are lambasting Mike’s character for not reciprocating Will’s feelings or not acknowledging them which seems..... stupid? Mike, AGAIN, as far as we know is straight so of course if that’s the case, he CAN’T return Will’s feelings because just like homosexuality is not a choice, heterosexuality is not a choice either. You can’t control who you’re attracted to NOR who you’re not attracted to. And don’t tell me Mike is gay or bi because as far as the FACTS go, he’s straight. You’re just spitting theories right now. 
And as for acknowledging Will’s feelings: THIS SHOW TAKES PLACE IN THE EIGHTIES. Correct me if I’m wrong, but even Joyce was lowkey saying something in the first season about how “the kids make fun of him and call him a f*ggot even though he’s not queer” as if that would make it okay (I’m sure that’s not what she meant but the implication that it would be understandable for them to call him names IF he was queer was there and being gay in those times was like having a mental illness: not good in a parent’s mind). 
SO of course Mike is not going to acknowledge Will’s gay feelings OUT LOUD because that is just not something you really do if you don’t know that someone is gay for sure. Sex between women was not as stigmatized or criminalized as sex between men. There weren’t even any laws strictly forbidding lesbian sex but there were plenty for male on male action. Yes, Robin is an out lesbian but the circumstances surrounding her sexuality and how she came out are vastly different from Will’s and as far as we know, she hasn’t crushed on her close childhood best friend. 
That’s the other thing: This could ruin Mike and Will’s friendship so easily. HELL Mike RECIPROCATING Will’s feelings could ruin their friendship. Tons of people worry about that when they fall in love with their friends, gay or straight. 
TL;DR: If you’re unironically calling the Duffer Brothers’ choice to make Will gay and (potentially) unrequitedly in love with Mike a homophobic thing then I just can’t take you seriously and I’m gonna tell you to go outside because deadass that is not what is happening here and gay characters do not just exist to fulfill your shipping needs. 
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fazcinatingblog · 1 year
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ok i rang the bookkeeper back and it was just that he was in the office and wanted to know something :))) booooo who else wants to give me a new year's kiss
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vengealis · 8 months
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Please pick a number and form an orderly queue
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justasinningsaint · 2 months
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there's no need to adjust your screens, it really is avan jogia, but on the internet. anyone who gets the pronunciation of my last name correct the first time gets a free taco bell date with yours truly. don't all run at once to try, please form an orderly queue.
if you feel like i'm someone you could put up with, come find me at obsidicnheart
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amariofthebooks · 1 year
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Hitting the beach!
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demondads · 3 months
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"Helloooo denizens of Hell on this fine Sunday! Or Sinday, I should say, haha! Your wonderful, benevolent king, Lucifer Morningstar, has a wonderful announcement for you all! I'm officially opening up applications for my brand new Royal Harem today! Please, please, no pushing, no shoving, just form an orderly queue, and I will personal vet each and every applicant myself. Good luck, sinners!"
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footprintsinthesxnd · 10 months
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The Good Die Young
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Warnings: mentions of graphic themes, war, injury, weapons, sexual images, language, 18+. Pairings: Jake Seresin x f!reader Disclaimer: This is a series reflecting on the true events of the US Marines in WW2. All of the characters are fictional and not based off are original characters (except for Jake Seresin) and they are not representations of the real, brave men who fought in WW2. I have tried to make all the events in this series as accurate as possible but please bare in mind this is fanfiction and i have added/ changed certain things to fit with this. Special thanks to the lovely Fern @desert-fern for proofreading this chapter for me.
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Melbourne, January 1943
Jovial music filled the air, dancing over the way of American soldiers as the ship docked in Melbourne. The local band was playing music standing, their big bass drum booming loudly over the noise of the crowd. Women, children and boys too young to fight and men too old to fight lined the streets, cheering, flags waving frantically as the soldiers disembarked. Jake had never seen such a welcome. It was a welcome sight after the horrors of Guadalcanal.
“I couldn’t agree more,” Johnny barked, letting out a loud shout as he joined in, waving to a group of young boys on their bikes following behind the trucks.
The trucks lurched and groaned under the weight of the troops as the convoy pulled to a stop outside the large red cricket stadium. The men were ordered to disembark, collecting the few possessions they had and their kit bags before forming orderly queues and following the Commanding Officer up the steps towards the light. The men bumped and shoved each other, each one vying for first in a race unknown to them all. Jake was slammed into one of the metal railings, hissing as his ribs made contact with the cold, rigid bar, sending sparks through his chest
Jake shielded his eyes from the bright sunshine as he entered the vomitorium, his eyes landing on his fellow Marines, all taking their seats on small beds on the bleachers.
“Welcome to Camp Murphy,” the CO began, talking through the megaphone that he’d somehow acquired. “Stay with your Company, pick a bed and drop your belongings. Chow is in an hour. You are not permitted to leave the stadium without a pass or unless you are instructed to do so by a senior officer.”
Jake found an empty bed and threw down his kit bag, sighing loudly and stretching his aching back. George sat down on the bed next to him while Frank, Johnny and Edward all followed suit. Johnny fell face-first onto his cot with a loud groan, pulling the pillow over his head to block out the wall of noise that surrounded them all. “I could sleep for a year.”
Frank let out a muffled laugh, pulling the cigarette from the corner of his mouth. “So you’re telling me that later when we all disperse into town in the cover of darkness, you won’t come with us.”
Johnny peeked out from behind his pillow. “Will there be alcohol?” He asked, his voice small and filled with a childlike wonder.
“Obviously,” Frank retorted, causing the others to laugh as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
“Then count me in.” Johnny sat up, rubbing his eyes as if he’d woken from a long sleep.
Once the MPs had cleared out of the main cricket ground, the Marines flooded the streets of Melbourne, most headed to the local bars, some went into shops and a few even went down to the movie theatre. The boys of How Company found the nearest pub and vowed to drink to their heart's content. Jake joined in watching as Johnny and Frank poured every possible alcohol into a glass and downed it in one, their faces contorting comically at the bitter taste. George sat in the corner nursing his beer while Edward was talking to the pretty young barmaid. Jake finished his beer and stood slowly, “I’m going to have a wander around, see what’s about?” The comrades barely acknowledged him, too consumed in their next round of alcohol.
“I’d go with you but I think someone needs to make sure that none of them die.” George joked, motioning to Johnny and Frank as they continued sampling the spirits.
“That’s probably for the best,” Jake agreed, nodding at his friend before turning to make his way outside.
Jake took a deep breath as he stepped out of the stuffy, smokey bar, the clean air filling his lungs and the warm afternoon sun on his face caused a smile to grace his lips. It had been warm in Guadalcanal, hot even with a humid sticky feeling that caused you to sweat buckets, even at night and the incessant buzzing of the mosquitoes ever-present, but here the warmth was different. Somehow it reminded him of home, the sunshine filling his body with vigour and warmth that it hadn’t had since the day he shipped out to the Pacific. He began walking aimlessly down Main Street, his feet carrying him along the line of shops, passing fruit stalls, clothing shops, and the hardware store. Jake almost felt like he was at home, he’d often give his mother a lift to town, helping her carry the groceries back to the car. As Jake rounded the corner, he came face to face with a young woman on a bike, the brakes screeched to a halt and the young woman fell forward off her bike. Jake lunged forward, catching her before she collided with the pavement.
“East there ma’am, you should watch where you're going.” Jake smiled down at her as she glared up at him. Easing herself quickly from his arms, she huffed and straightened her dress. “Get your hands off me, Yank!” She exclaimed, her accent British and her mannerisms causing Jake to laugh at the light blush that formed on her already rosy cheeks.
“You’re very welcome, ma’am, anytime.” Jake gave her a mock salute and his sarcastic tone infuriated her more when she groaned. Jake hadn’t noticed the papers that litter the street until she bent down, scooping them up quickly as the wind began to flutter them away.
“Here let me help you,” Jake bent down helping gather up the loose papers. Looking down at the paper he noticed the familiar layout and fonts.
“You work for a newspaper?” He asked a crooked smile forming on his lips as he handed the papers back to her.
“And what is it to you?” She glared at him again. Jake couldn’t help but notice that despite her aggravation towards him that she was very striking.
“Well I used to work for a newspaper back home before I joined the Marine Corps,” Jake explained, noticing a small flicker of a smile gracing her lips before it disappeared again.
“Well good for you but you’ve made me late. Good day, Soldier.”
“It’s Corporal ma’am, I recently got promoted actually.” She squinted at him, her forehead wrinkling in confusion as if the information was meant to mean something to her. Jake watched helplessly as she climbed back onto her bicycle, securing the papers in the basket before peddling away without a second glance.
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The bar was crowded, smoke filling the air as the ambient glow cast shadows over the men in uniform who filled tables and chairs throughout the vicinity. A bartender with rolled-up sleeves moved from one end of the counter to the other, sliding drinks along the wooden top. Some of the men occupied the wooden stools along the counter, while others crowded around the darts board. A cacophony of laughter filled the dark corners of the room. Jake smiled jovially, balancing the beers on the wooden tray as he approached the group.
Several of the men were singing loudly and out of tune to ‘An Angel in Disguise’ while one of them played the piano. Each man had his arm around a pretty girl, all smiling enthusiastically up at the soldiers.
“This rounds on me,” he called out, earning a cheer from his fellow Marines.
“I knew I like this guy,” Johnny spoke up, taking a sip of the golden liquid and wiping the foam moustache away with the back of his hand.
“Alright Short Ass, stop being such an ass kisser,” Johnny called out, puffing up his chest in a desperate attempt to make himself taller. Frank just shook his head, a crooked smile gracing his lips.
“Hey Cowboy, did you see those girls at the bar, they keep looking our way?” George mused, coming to stand beside his friend. Jake turned casually, his eyes raking over the many figures until he made eye contact with her.
“Shit!” Jake hissed under his breath, averting his gaze in a desperate attempt to avoid further conflict.
“What?” George asked, standing on his tiptoes to try and see what Jake had.
“It’s the girl from earlier, the one I bumped into and know she wants to murder me.”
George threw his head back in a fit of laughter. “You’re fuckin’ with me right? You’re scared of her! Jake, you’re a fucking Marine and she’s just a woman.”
“Exactly!” Jake exclaimed, “They are very dangerous if you get on the wrong side of them.”
“Alright, that’s it. I’m not having you being terrified of a girl.” George stood up, abandoning the beautiful woman beside him who looked rather put out and strolled towards the woman at the bar. Jake couldn’t bear to watch, turning away from his friend to try and preserve what little dignity he had left.
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(Y/n) grinned through red lips at her friends, Fern and Johanna, who were desperately trying to recount the US Marines arrival from that morning. Fern’s lips moved a million miles an hour while (Y/n) humoured her, sipping her whiskey neat as she kept up with the story. Fern, Johanna, and (Y/n) had been friends since she first moved to Melbourne and couldn’t find her way to the local newspaper. They had been willing to volunteer and the rest was history.
“Have you noticed that group of Marines over there, they keep looking at us,” Fern whispered, trying to point towards the group of soldiers without making it too obvious. “That blond one certainly has eyes for you.”
“I like the dark-haired tall one,” Johanna mused, biting her lip seductively.
(Y/n) turned round to look and let out a small groan, burying her face in her palm as she spotted the blond Marine. “Not him, anyone but him.”
“Come on, stop being so picky. There is a bar full of extremely attractive Marines and you're still being picky.” Fern protested, placing her glass on the bar to grip her friend's shoulders. “Just give them a chance. Please.”
“Fine,” (Y/n) signed, throwing her head back and downing the rest of her drink.
“Good because one of them is coming our way.”
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It turned out that George was quite charming and although he informed them he was off the market, he did encourage the three girls to join their group for the evening. Everything was going smoothly so Jake took it upon himself to try and talk to the mystery girl that had been occupying his thoughts.
“So… how are you feeling, Sweetheart?” Now even Jake would admit that he was probably coming on a little strong but with the amount of alcohol he’d consumed he honestly wasn’t surprised.
“I was doing just fine until you appeared,” she retorted, glaring at him. Jake nodded slowly letting out an amused chuckle as he watched her friend elbow her and hiss something in her ear.
“I'm doing just fine, thank you,” she corrected herself and sent Jake a pleasant smile.
Jake nodded, “I'm pleased to hear that.”
As the evening progressed, the longing looks and fleeting touches between the pair grew to an unbearable tension. Jake could feel the sweat trickling down his back and began to pull at the collar of his uniform, desperate for the feeling of the soft evening breeze hitting his sweat-drenched flesh. He let out a soft huff as he felt a hand tapping his shoulder, he was pleasantly surprised when he came face to face with his mystery lady.
“Do you play?” She cocked her head to the side, letting her hair fall gracefully from her shoulder as she thrust several darts towards him, cocking her eyebrow as she waited for a response.
“Sure,” Jake replied, puffing up his chest. “As long as you don't mind losing.”
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“If I win, the next round for the entire bar is on you.”
Jake’s eyebrows furrowed slightly but his poker face remained stoic.
“Alright, but if I win I get to take you on a date,” a mischievous smirk sprung across his lips as he looked down at her. She blushed, averting her gaze to her shoes.
“You want to take me on a date? Why?” (Y/n) couldn’t understand why he of all people wanted her, why did he find her so interesting.
“Well, aren’t you just the most beautiful woman in all of Melbourne.”
She blushed furiously, “Well I don’t know about that,” her voice shook and she struggled to meet his eyes.
“To me you are.”
He was shamelessly flirting with you, all the Marines flirted with the women, you also knew that a lot of them just wanted sex and nothing more but Jake seemed different. Yes, he was charismatic, handsome and charming but he had a sort of edge to him that others didn’t. He was different and there was something behind those blue eyes that she couldn’t quite pinpoint.
She nodded her head slowly, “Okay, you’ve got yourself a deal, Corporal.” He took her hand in his, running his thumb over her knuckles.
“Well then little lady, you got yourself a deal,” Jake stood slightly taller now, eyes shining brightly as he grinned at you as if he’d already won the bet.
Luckily for you, Jake did win. The more you thought about his offer of a date throughout the evening the more you realised you were rooting for him to win, throwing the darts with little force, using your left hand instead of your right, you’d never been one to let others win but Jake had awoken something in you, even when you felt like he was the worst man on earth.
To say Jake was feeling smug that he won would be the understatement of the century, his face erupted into a wide grin, eyes shining brightly. He slung his arm around her shoulder, “Well Little Lady, looks like you owe me a date.”
“It looks like I do,” (Y/n) stood up swiftly, “but I must be going now, I have an early start tomorrow.” (Y/n) found herself hurrying quickly to the door, desperate to get away from Jake before she did something she might regret. She felt him running after her, hearing the odd complaint as he pushed past other Marines to get through the crowd to her. (Y/n) reached the door, hurrying out into the cool, evening air, she let out a breath she didn’t even know she had been holding, feeling her hands begin to shake a little at the restraint she had shown. (Y/n) didn’t know what to do, she had never felt this way about anyone before.
“HEY! HEY!” The all too familiar voice called from behind her, loud footsteps echoing on the quiet street. “Hey wait up.”
(Y/n) stopped abruptly, turning herself round and hurrying towards Jake. She grabbed hold of his shirt, yanking him harshly towards her and cashing their lips together. Jake let out a surprised squeak that caused her to smile into the kiss before he wrapped his arms around her and pulled her impossibly close. (Y/n) had always thought it was ridiculous to think people saw fireworks when they kissed but the fireworks that erupted inside her stomach provided the theory right. Her hand wove its way into Jake’s short hair, tugging it gently.
When they eventually pulled apart Jake’s lips were swollen and smudged with red lipstick, his chest heaving from his effort.
“Goodnight, Corporal,” (Y/n) whispered, her lips brushing against his once more before she pulled away, her legs carrying her quickly down the now-silent Main Street.
“Hey, when can I see you again?” Jake hollered after her, his voice echoing down the dimly lit street. “You promised to go on a date with me.”
She turned sharply on her heels, her red lips creeping into a wicked smirk. “I said I’d go on a date with you, I never said when though.” She laughed as she turned back around, continuing the short walk to her house. Jake groaned in frustration. How could one woman have such an effect on him?
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magiccath · 3 months
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Form an orderly queue ladies, I know I’m irresistible but please remain civil
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steveandnatlover76 · 1 month
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Steve: Now, now, ladies. Please form an orderly queue and I‘ll be happy to tell you everything about my wife‘s skincare routine.
Natasha: Skincare routine? Skincare routine? I don’t know what he‘s talking about. This is my natural complexion.
Yelena *bursts out laughing*: Yeah, right!!!!
Natasha gives her the feared Black Widow glare.
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adhd-merlin · 5 months
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Nine people I'd like to get to know better
Tagged by @helloimawitchwannaseemycauldron (that's a mouthful!)
Last song: a remix of Mariah Carey's "Joy to the World" my brother sent me. Not a fan.
Favorite color: yellow, like my very good friend Vincent Van Gogh 🌻 it's such a joyful colour 💛💛💛
Last movie/TV show: watched the first two episodes of Fellow Travelers. not sure when/if I'll continue.
Sweet/spicy/savory? sweet 🍫
Relationship status: single. please, form an orderly queue
Last thing I googled: "french traits"
Current obsession: verdian opera
Tag Nine People: @holocrone @frat-ri-cide-yu-ri @aliveaudiencegang @eeverlark @secret170193 @sexy-sorcerer-sapphic @castelled-away @followtheechoes @amaranth
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