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kerorowhump · 3 months

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ive talked in the past about keroro's desire to keep things as they are, static, because it's the only way he can have both keron and earth, but while rewatching ep140b I realized it shows the opposite side of this struggle

that no matter his efforts, it's a futile attempt and nothing is improving because everything is staying exactly the same. he spent a week racking his brain for a solution but the episode ends by showing us that he doesn't find one. could it be because the whole time he was fighting alone?

(his voice breaks in the first screenshot...) this to me feels like the same motivation he would have for invading. wanting to leave a mark, making something of yourself, mattering.

chibikero is in shadow, like the gunpla's shadow. he's not real anymore but he represents all the expectations and lost potential on his shoulders. while the small gunpla is in light like keroro. that's the reality of it. but that's also how he feels. small. he hasn't achieved any of his goals. he hasn't lived up to anything he said he would, everything he based his identity on. he's a "pitiful invader". his desire to matter perfectly encapsulates his abandonment issues too.

this collection will outlive him. it will speak of his greatness when he's gone. it's as much his identity as the invasion. it's also his tomb in the exact same way.

he's so happy for a moment organizing his whole collection on the shelves that he thought were gonna solve everything, enjoying the moment as it was, but in the end nothing changed.

is it because he's expendable? easily replaceable, like by a clone? is it because he doesn't see his own worth, so he has to get some (the keron star, his collection, the invasion)? because if he's not useful, he'll be thrown out? or because he doesn't want to be forgotten and left behind?

and yet

he remains insignificant and his fight is fruitless.

#keroro #musing #i love chewing on keroro meta analysis especially visual and size related. being too small and insignificant or being so big u -#take up too much space and are a weight to everyone #i need to know the meaning of the single red zaku in his terracotta army. i will not believe it's just a char nod #and also what in the fuck is the string chibikero wiggles. please help i wanna know so bad. like that does that MEAN #this episode holds so many misteries still #ep 140b #i rewatched it bc ya gurl spent a lil too much money on keromerch after the dramatic incident so i was like oh he just like me fr #i have been so so busy these days that i cant keep my watch and it's killing me. let me watch keroro in peace pls... i hate studying #i did not mean to make a musing post but it just happened it came outta me on its own #the way keroro's room looks is EVERY TIME a meta thing on its own. it says something of his emotions. thats why he stands on top of-#the boxes at the end when he thinks he has overcome it and solved it. wait no this deserves better than tags i will make a separate post #about this

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j-ellyfish · 8 months

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Prussia x austria or prussia x hungary? Sorry idk what this ship name

Dw!!

(The ship names are Pruaus and Pruhun if you wonder :D)

I like Prussia/Hungary as friends or with Prussia having one-sided feelings for Hungary. It can tickle my interest a lot if it's like, either poly with Austria or a love triangle (Austria and Prussia being both in love with Hungary and Hungary being attracted to both and conflicted because Aus and Pru don't like each other) - speaking of which, this Frying Pangle Cosplayer-AMV is fire and even if it clearly leans towards PruHun rather than AusHun, I still love it//

But alas, I don't really like PruHun per se as lovers with returned feelings and all.

Prussia/Austria, on the other hand!! I really like it, both as frenemies with benefits and lovers!!~ Used to be my biggest Austria ship for a while, before SpAus. I still really like it and love to look at fanarts and read about them. They work so well together with that hate-love vibe// It's kinda like, halfway between FrUk and Rusame in the hate-love scale. Amazing chemistry and relationship, they work so well both as just frenemies/friends and lovers <3

So yeah, it's absolutely PruAus for me!! ♥

What's more sensual than your sworn enemy pulling you roughly from the ground and ordering a painter to immortalize your betean up figure on canvas for eternity to see?

#this scene did things to me and I never truly recovered #I NEED to write a smutty fic about this one day I SWEAR #pruaus #ask game #aph austria #aph prussia #hetalia #hehe I took some gifs myself just now from the episode so that I could use them in this post lmao #I think I'll make a gifset on a separate post for this scene #too bad I can only find subbed World Stars in potato quality :(#like that up there is the best I could find #if someone knows it where I can find it in better quality pls hmu!!#with subs bc I know where to find it in better quality without subs actually .^^.

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feaftlikeabeaft · 1 month

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if your anxiety is making you feel “insane” i say embrace it! lean into the tropes: babble incoherently, create weird art, write on the walls with someone else’s blood, become a recluse (as a treat)

#this is mostly a joke #but! i recently had an anxiety episode which i was able to make way less bad by scribbling all my intrusive thoughts in a sketchbook #at the end i had what was essentially every ‘insane’ character’s wall of incoherent ramblings in blood but i felt much better :)#but yeah honestly #if you feel ‘insane’ you probably just need to release your feelings #i’m talking about anxiety specifically here so pls don’t read into my words about any other menal illness

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hauntingblue · 3 months

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Me as bartolomeo mashing the guy who badmouthed luffy to the wall

#mugiwara no luffy senpai..... okay....#he was there???!!!!#oh nvm in loguetown he became a luffy believer #150 villages??? damn #luffy catching the sword by spitting on his hands 😭😭#i love cavendish he is insane and blond #waitwaiywait.... Burgess saying he doesnt trust aokiji.... what is he doing with teach... and its the same as with shiliew??? what is going #on... he does not help them right.... he does not... ✍️✍️✍️#oh teach die!!! luffy tell him.... tell him to fuck off and die!!!! tell him to kill himself!!! or you do it!!!!!!#like making ace his nakama.... when he rejected him... luffy execute this man #he needs to disfigure burgess so bad his own mother won't recognize him..... just wait.....#oh luffy is mad mad mad.... me too girl me too....#he was this close to running after him he had to go eat to calm down #she will buy him food and he is going to love her forever lmao #nvm betrayal.... and all this without dropping his food #my girl rebecca crying and defeated on the floor and they start to put shine on her titties.... have some decorum pls...#talking tag #watching one piece #episode 650 #rebecca girl don't cry you dont even need to win you bought luffy food and he will kill doflamingo for you it's that simple...

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nadjabear · 3 months

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Now more than ever I have to follow this advice

#i can't keep on reading such bad takes on twitter and bato.to #i'll rant just a little lol #i caught up with a sign of affection and someone said they really don't care about the rest of the characters besides the main couple #and like??? you need to have an interesting supporting cast or else it just becomes really boring #i feel bad that i didn't like this anime but lovely com/plex had such a boring supporting cast #i can't tell you one interesting thing about them but every other romance and/or slice of life I've read has an interesting cast #i can think of at least one episode that was centered around them and not the main couple that made them even more likeable #you can't have hollow supporting leads what's the point then #idk i was just a little heated so many people were agreeing that they don't care and skip over the chapters of the supporting cast lol #god grant me the serenity to not read the comments pls I'll be better

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blueberry-beanie · 7 months

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Die Anstalt im Homeoffice pt.1/2 | 24. März 2020

#gifs nobody needs episode 42: sponsored by n telling me to post them regardless #the only good thing about covid was this type of content we'd never have without lockdown #no that is not an insta live or sth (he'd never) this is just the satire show on tv as a zoom call #yes sure show off your coffee cup you got from the awards and ofc your library #the bad guitar playing the random puppet the everything pls #i can't with this guy anymore in case it isn't obvious #can he quit being so fucking adorable please #luckily literally nobody cares about tumblr (or knows it still exists) and i can just yell into the void #die anstalt #claus von wagner #my edit #my gif #die anstalt im homeoffice

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irascible-iridescent · 7 months

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When ppl say that there is no stories about friendship I can't help but wonder what do they mean? There are lots and lots cartoons for kids and teens about well, friendship! Its the main point of almost all stories there. I don't like watching movies so I dunno if there are a lot of movies about friendship nowadays but I have watched old films about it. Like yeah it will always have some romance too for main characters or for the background characters bc if your story has like 10+ adult ppl most of them would look for relationship for the sake of building a family or sex. But also if you can excuse how the women are drawn you can just read/watch one piece and like NOBODY has any romance or sex there even though there are like billions of adult pirates.

#personal #if you want to recommend me something nice to watch comment it or drop me a message #but for the love of everything good pls dont recommend me school drama like I cant watch it anymore #i would prefer to watch more media about adults rn #I can make some exceptions like Hanako kun was really creepy like it looks like rom com for the teens in school but its actually horror #or Utena I started watching it and its crazy at the 1st episode already I want to learn more #but yeah I would like books or movies or tv shows about adults #I would like to watch something like Friends but good #like do u get what I mean? if it was Friends but it was actually really good and less THAT and like more GOOD #I really loved this tv show when I was learning English tho it was perfect for it but like they did so many bad choices for this story #i hate every story about Rachel's love life like its unbearable at this point you should just stop dating and forget about it and live #also they gradually made Ross into the most vile and evil man that could possibly exist and everyone was okay with it bc he is Monika's bro #they didn't need to make him into a monster asshole jerk like he could be just a nerd guy who is clumsy it would be alright #also they should have never made any story lines about Rachel and Ross like they are the worst couple that has ever existed on the tv #its the new level of abysmal I dream about how it would be cool if they have never had any relationship at all #this story would be like 999% better IMMEDIATELY but oh well

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remus-thecreative · 2 years

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lol we hope patton expresses more and more negative emotions! let him be fucking angry, passionate, etc OPENLY. he hasnt just been repressing himself all the other sides (besides remus maybe) and so many fans have intentionally and unintentionally been repressing/disapproving of anything thats not Happy Pappy Patton or Sad But Still Harmless Patton. his past passive aggression was literally bc he felt like he couldnt be anything remotely "evil" fuck he turned into a giant frog monster due to that and yet!!! the second he voices his opinion in a way thats not kissing ASS. fans call him a master manipulator.

#im up too late so now im vehemently defending my ex husbands introject source #Mr Feelings didnt canonically state hes the center of all of cThomas feelings #for ppl to be hypocritical assholes #also i take so much offense. as a deceit fictive. MY SOURCE IS THE LITERAL LIAR DECEPTICON MANIPULATIVE SNAKE #🍏 deceit #i may delete this but. im pissed lmao!!!#i really dont need to see evil patton conspiracy shit when searching for new episode stuff #just say you dont like complex characters and go #i actually like that hes clearly giving roman and virgil space while still being himself #if he gets pushed into apologizing for simply speaking or god forbid existing i. might lose it in a very bad way. no one deserves that #vent #anyways blows kisses to Frog. pls dont read this too many times and DONT go looking for patton negativity darling 💛

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random-meme-bot · 2 years

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An Idea for an Isekai that just appeared in my head and I can't stop thinking about :

Episode 1

The anime starts like any other Isekai, the main character (MC), talks about how boring their life is and how he would prefer to live in a fantasy world similar to those of videogames. While crossing the street, the traffic light changes unexpectedly from green to red, leading to MC getting run over by a truck. After dying, he meets God, who tells him about how his death was an accident caused by a being from another world who had escaped to earth. Since he wasn't supposed to die yet, God lets him reincarnate into the fantasy world to take the place of the person who killed him. MC now awakens in the fantasy world as a powerful magician.

End of Episode 1

Episode 2

MC makes lots of different friends and enemies in the town in which he woke up. The chapter ends with MC getting run over by a carriage, killing him.

End Of episode 2

Episode 3

MC meets the God of the other world, who tells him that he feels sorry for the fact that he didn't even get to experience one full day, so he will be reencarnating him into a wonderful world of technology. MC wakes up on Earth on a hospital bed. Doctors tell MC that he was run over by a truck and that he is lucky to have survived. Time jumps to when MC leaves the hospital, and he is unsure whether everything in the magical world was real or just a dream. That's until MC sees a person wearing clothes similar to the ones he had in the other world. The person enters an alley and says some words in a language the MC swears he has never heard but somehow knows they mean "teleport." The other person is nowhere to be found when MC arrives at the alley.

end of episode 3

The anime is now about MC trying to find the person that escaped from the fantasy world and caused his death in hopes of finding a way back to the fantasy world. On his journey, he will meet various people from other worlds who have reincarnated on Earth.

#Anime #isekai #anime isekai #isekai anime #writting #writing prompt #prompt #Idea #Ideas #writing ideas #If anybody actually wants to do anything with this go ahead #I'm not a good writer so chances are I won't end up making anything with this #but if anyone actually ends up doing something pls tag cause I want to see #but yeah it's kinda late and I will probably look on this in the morning and regret it thinking it's stupid...#but for the time being I just needed to share this idea with other people #also I Know the chapter structure is kinda bad and chapter 1 & 2 could very much be just 1 #but I like the idea lf having a full episode of just the magical world as to really give the audience a false sense of security

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minbinchan · 1 year

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When will Crunchyroll upload the episode 😔

#that servers gonna crash so bad but god pls i need the episode PRONTO

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deadsh33p · 2 years

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THIS IS THE SAME ANON FROM EARLIER BTW

I have not watched Gotham. I don’t plan on watching it.

BUT I SWEAR TO GOD, IF IT WAS ON HBO MAX, ID BE WATCHING THAT SHIT LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW (Even tho I KNOW It’s bad, I’m that person)

Also I thought I’d let you know that you got me so obsessed with this damn pairing that I’m actually ending up writing a oneshot bc I need mental health.

Anyways, drink some water.

#okay i need you to listen to me carefully anon #I KNOW that if youre sending this ask without showing your url means you dont want to show who you are (obviously) BUT #I have a plane today #and you see I need some good fics to read in there (its a 12 hour fly) SOOO #send me your one shot pls pls im not asking this like to be nice or anything i fr want it #its going to be so funny me reading the fic knowing you havent watched a single ep too omg omg #also ik youre on anon but you look like a very nice cool and pog champ person so yeah youre free to DM me girll #also BAHAHHA YOU HAVENT WATCHED A SINGLE EPISODE I AM SO PROUD RN #gotham is sooo bad if HBO max created it instead of FOX than maybe it would have been better (NYGMOBBLEPOT KISS EVERY 2 EPISODES)#if gotham has 100 haters im one of them if gotham has 10 haters im one of them if gotham has 1 hater im that one if gotham has no haters i #no longer exist if the world is against gotham im with the world #Im so priviledged to have Netflix and what do I do? waste that priviledge to watch gotham ffs #sorry this has nothing to do with the ask #if you have ADHD and saw all this text I AM SO SO SORRY #i drank milk btw

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lazyspeedy · 3 months

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tumblr is glciting for me on desktop :/

#really bad typo = im on desktop lmao #also like 3/5 this week i had to send out FOUR each of those days 😩#write and schedule them bc im writing these at like 10pm and want to look put together to i have them sent out at 8 am 😭#dude so embarrassing im going to literally contact three of these ppl again #and be like #ik i just asked to pls write me a ref for this new job i literally! just started #but i applied to another one around the same time and now they got back to me #and they kinda align more with what i am want to do and the hours r not so heavy and its closer to my house 😩#and now i have been moved to the next hrirng process sooooo #i need ur help again 😩#hate hate that my state of instability is going to kinda be known to my former bosses/professors who have such a clean image of me #PAIN #i miss being bummed this is so stressful #me literally reintegrating back into society after mentally clocking out last year:#GOD this is so embarrassing my depression episode has consequences #my rory gilmore era if u will #only rory was able to live in he grandma's poolhosue and i had to stay at home and deal with my brother's judgment all three of them #i get paid tomorrow wooooo 😭#^^

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7ndipity · 2 months

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Shy

Yoongi x Reader

Summary: You’re desperately craving your boyfriend's attention, but are too shy to ask for it outright. Luckily, Yoongi knows what you want anyway.

Word Count: 2.1k

Warnings: +18 mdni, smut, swearing, unprotected sex(don’t do this pls), soft dom-ish Yoongi, brief mentions of insecurities, not proofread

A/N: Thanks @theuselessdaydreamingidiot for requesting this! I had so much writing this one, I hope you like it!

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He had to be doing this on purpose.

Normally, Yoongi could read you like a book, whether that was knowing whether you’d had a particularly rough day or just what food you were craving, all you had to do was look at him and he would know what you wanted.

Which was why his current lack of response to your attempts to gain his attention was so frustrating.

The two of you hadn’t been able to see each other all week due to your work schedules, and to say you were starting to go a little crazy was an understatement. As soon as you got to his place, all you had been able to think about was jumping his bones. Normally, you didn’t consider yourself a particularly horny person, but being without your boyfriend for any extended amount of time definitely tended to make you extra needy.

It didn’t help that your boyfriend in question somehow managed to look so fucking hot all. the. time. Even the simple sweatpants and white tee combo he was wearing was enough to make you clench your thighs together with need in your current state.

You’d tried your best to ignore it through dinner, but once the two of you had cozied up together on the couch to watch an episode of a drama, you couldn’t take it anymore. You were hyper aware of the warmth radiating off of his body, his arm looped loosely around your waist, the scent of his cologne filling your senses and drawing you closer, tucking your face against his neck as the ache in your core grew stronger.

Fuck you wanted him so bad.

Usually, all you needed to do was just give a little hint that you were in the mood to Yoongi and he would take the lead for you, asking in a low voice if you wanted to make each other feel good, an offer that you always readily agreed to.

But tonight, nothing seemed to catch his attention.

You let your fingers dance over his skin, tracing little patterns over his arm, up his bicep to his shoulder and back again, trying to elicit a response from him, but all he’d done was tighten his other arm around your waist ever so slightly.

Deciding to try being a bit more direct, you shifted around in his hold, pressing teasing little kisses along the underside of his jaw, knowing it was one of his weak spots, hoping he would finally catch on to hint at what you wanted.

Yoongi hummed appreciatively, but his attention was still fully locked on the screen in front of you, relaxing further into the couch.

You drew back slowly, frowning in frustration as you studied his side profile.

Maybe he was just really interested in the show, maybe he wasn’t in the mood, you weren’t sure, but you felt too shy and awkward to ask outright.

Giving up, you slipped out from under his arm and stood up.

“Where’re you going?” He asked, finally looking up at you with a small frown.

“I’m tired, I think I’m just gonna go on to bed.” You lied.

“Are you sure?” He asked with a slight pout. “You want me to come with you?”

Yes please! “No, you stay and finish the show.” You pecked his cheek. “G’night, Baby.”

You quickly made your way down the hall to his room, not bothering with a light as you climbed into bed, curling onto your side away from the door, staring at the wall in frustration.

You don’t know why you hadn’t just said yes when he’d offered to come with you, maybe then he would’ve caught on if you’d tried again? Or maybe he was intentionally ignoring you as a way to tease you for your shyness with him.

You don’t know why you always felt so shy to initiate anything sexual with Yoongi, it wasn’t like your relationship was particularly new or anything, but everytime you even thought about saying the same things that Yoongi said to you, they sounded so awkward and unsexy, not at all like when he said them. When he said them, you felt your stomach drop in the best way, your knees turning to jelly as your heart rate picked up. In just a few words, he could completely turn you to putty in his hands, a skill you desperately wished you possessed at times like this. Instead you were laying in bed alone and irritated.

No more than five minutes had passed before you heard the bedroom door behind you open,

Yoongi’s footsteps padding softly across the carpeted room to the bed.

You heard him chuckle softly to himself before the mattress dipped under his weight, quietly sliding under the covers and shifting over till he was pressed against your back, draping an arm over your waist.

“Babe? Are you asleep?” He asked softly.

“ ‘m trying to.” You grumbled, brushing his arm off of you. “I thought you were watching your show?”

“I missed you too much.” He said, nuzzling his face in your hair. “It’s no fun without you.”

You didn’t respond, but he could sense you soured mood

“I’m sorry baby. Was I not giving enough attention earlier?” He wound his arm around your waist again, pulling you close as his lips trailed along your neck and shoulder, mirroring your actions from earlier.

You squirmed slightly against him, not wanting to cave so easily, but his wandering hands and warm breath against your skin flooded your core with arousal, your breath hitching and coming out unsteady.

“Let me make it up to you.” He murmured against your skin, his hand making its way under your shirt, fingers brushing over where your skin disappeared under the material of your sleep shorts.

Fuck, you were so weak for him.

“Please.” You breathed, arching closer to him.

You made a soft noise, something between a whimper and his name as he continued to leave a trail of kisses against the flushed skin of your neck as his fingers slipped under the waistband, creeping lower till they brushed your pubic bone, just shy of where you needed him.

You squirmed in his gentle hold, bordering on desperation now.

“Yoongi,” You pleaded. “Please.” You needed him, and you weren’t sure how much longer your sanity could hold out against his teasing touches.

“I got you, baby,” He assured you softly, retracting his hand. “I’ll take care of you.”

He gently rolled you over, caressing your face before bringing his lips to yours in a tender kiss.

You sighed in relief, looping your arms around his neck to keep him close as he shifted to hover over you, settling between your legs that fell open to accommodate him.

His grip on your waist tightened in surprise as your tongue delved into his mouth, swallowing down the sweet, almost inaudible groan that left him as your wet muscle tangled with his own.

God, you were addicted to the taste of him, light and sweet with a faint bitterness of the wine you’d drank at dinner.

His fingers dug into your thighs, dimpling the flesh as he ground his hips against yours, pressing his growing erection against your clothed core, your arousal soaking through the material of your shorts and making them stick to you slightly.

You don’t know when he removed his sweats, all you were aware of was his fingers hooking in the waistband of your shorts, tugging them down as you lifted your hips to help him remove them, leaving you both bare from the waist down.

“My sweet baby.” He hummed, leaving another trail of wet kisses down your throat as he brushed two fingers through your slick folds, making you hiss as he teased your throbbing clit.

“Fuck Yoongi, please!” You begged. You had lost all patience, shamelessly bucking against his hand to any sort of relief, and in turn breaking any resistance he held.

As weak as you might have been for Yoongi, he was even more so for you, willing to give you anything you wanted and more. You could ask him for the moon and he would find a way to technically give it to you.

Removing his fingers, he shifted position to align the tip of his cock with your entrance. You were so wet and needy already, he slipped into you easily without any prep, sinking in all the way to the hilt in one go, making your eyes roll back in pleasure at finally being filled.

“Fuck, you feel so good, Angel.” He groaned, watching the way your hungry cunt swallowed him so eagerly. He pulled back, rolling his hips into yours slowly, letting you feel every inch and vein of his cock as it dragged against your walls.

“Fuck Yoongi, faster, please.” You practically mewled, clinging to his shoulders.

It was almost embarrassing, how reactive you were, how fast you fell apart for him, but you couldn’t bring yourself to care, all you wanted was for Yoongi to fuck you properly.

The desperation in your voice sent a shot of electricity straight through Yoongi, making his cock twitch inside you as he immediately picked up the pace, plunging back into you quickly and setting a pace that had your toes curling.

His arms were braced against the mattress on either side of you, caging you in while your own hands clutched feebly at his back, nails scraping against his skin, leaving bright red lines and crescent marks in their wake.

Yoongi buried his face in your neck, groaning out with nearly every thrust, not bothering to try and muffle them as he knew they only spurred you further on as well, making you clench and spasm around him.

“F-fuck, Yoongi! I-I‘m close!” You managed to whine out,

“I know, baby, it’s okay.” Yoongi panted, kissing your neck. “Let go, I’ve got you.”

A few more thrusts of Yoongi’s hips were all that it took to tip you over the edge, a sharp ringing filling your ears as your high crashed over you, flooding your senses and causing your muscles to contract and spasm in bliss.

Yoongi followed almost immediately after you, spilling deep inside you with a broken groan, body going stiff over yours as he shuddered through the aftershocks.

He half collapsed on top of you, rolling to the side to avoid crushing you as you both lay there, chests heaving as you tried to catch your breath.

“Feel better?” He asked breathlessly.

“Yeah,” You replied weakly. “Thank you.”

“Anytime.” He grinned, leaning up to kiss your cheek. “Though, you know, if you wanted sex, you could just ask. You don’t have to keep teasing me till I say something.”

“So you were paying attention earlier!” You exclaimed, sitting up to look at him. “Why didn’t you say anything?”

“I was waiting to see if you would say something first,” He said, sitting up as well. “But then you went off to sulk instead.”

“I wasn’t sulking.” You pouted.

“Yes you were.” He smiled softly, wrapping his arms around you. “What I want to know though is why? Why won’t you ever initiate sex with me directly? You always kinda dance around it till I make the first move.” He looked down at you curiously.

“I don’t know.” You looked down, feeling your face heat up. “I guess I just feel kinda shy.”

Yoongi let out a short burst of laughter.

“Babe, you are one of the least shy people I’ve ever met!” He laughed. “I’ve seen you make friends in the middle of the grocery store after having a full blown debate with someone over the validity of skim milk!”

“That’s different! This is you and me, it’s feels embarrassing!” You buried your face in his chest, earning another chuckle from him. “What am I supposed to do, just jump you as soon as you walk in the door and say 'I need you in me or I’ll die'?”

“I mean, that would be really hot,” He smirked, earning a weak smack from you. “But seriously, you don’t need to feel embarrassed with me. Anytime you’re in the mood, just tell me. Hell, we could even make up a codeword if that makes you feel better.” He offered.

“What, like ‘Pineapple’?” You asked, incredulously.

“Sure, if that’s what you want. As of now, Pineapple means sex.” He announced, making you burst into a fit of laughter of your own.

“You’re insane!” You giggled.

“Only for you.” He said with a grin. “I mean it though, I want you to feel comfortable talking to me about stuff like this.”

You nodded, letting you head rest back against his chest.

“Thank you.” You said. “For not making fun of me.”

“I would never.” He said seriously, pressing a kiss to your temple. “Love you.”

“Love you too.”

You drifted off to the sound of Yoongi’s heartbeat, completely and utterly content.

You did, however, wake up the next morning to several containers of fresh pineapple in the refridgerator.

“You think you’re funny, don’t you?”

“I think I’m hillarious.”

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