#probs my only RPF

[mrsjellymunson]

Happy Halloween, Love ❤️

Pairing: Joseph Quinn x fem!reader

Summary: Joe raids the costume department at work and conspires to make this Halloween your most memorable yet.

WC: ~4.4k

CW: 🔞MDNI!🔞, NSFW, RPF, PWP, smut, porn with a little bit of plot, established relationship, role play, dressing up, slightly dom!JQ, choking (referenced), oral (everyone’s a winner), fingering, unprotected p-in-v sex (always wrap it irl), tiny bit of mutual masturbation, squirting, maybe a touch of overstimulation, Eddie and demons are referenced, pet names (numerous, including references to reader as a pet, minion and servant), no y/n or descriptions of reader’s appearance, demon fucking (sort of). Please lemme know if I’ve missed anything, and don’t read this if you’re uncomfortable with real-person fics or any of this content.

A/N: Inspired by the anonymous comment, “It’s as close as we can get to having Joseph Quinn dress up in the Eddie wig and have demon horns”, a scenario which got stuck in my head and wouldn’t leave. This might well be the only RPF I’ll write (they still weird me out a little). I hope this doesn’t put anyone off checking out my Eddie and Steddie stuff 😬 I wrote this fairly quick and it’s not beta-d. It’s also my first time sharing smut, so (constructive) feedback is most welcome!

You knock on the bedroom door gently, having slipped into your new outfit in the bathroom. Halloween season was always fun with your boyfriend Joe, both of you loving to dress up and create spooky scenarios that would inevitably lead to sexy shenanigans. You’d thought you were the only one dressing up tonight, but you were wrong.

Unbeknownst to you, Joe had raided the prop store at the studio he was currently working at, claiming he needed something for a Halloween party, and he had plans...

“Come in, darling.”

You open the bedroom door, stepping in slowly, wanting to tease Joe with a slow reveal of the short, ivory satin robe you had on, something so innocent-looking belying what was underneath.

A deep, velvet-smooth voice greets you, slowly murmuring, “Happy Halloween, my love.”

It’s Joe. Your Joe. Your kind, generous, loving and silly Joe, but there’s something else about him tonight, something you can’t quite place just yet.

He’s surprised you - the bedroom is dark, lit only by a pair of spice-scented red candles and a small, warm lamp. It’s intimate, but also somewhat lair-like, and the ambiance goes really well with the red and black skull-patterned bed linens you’d bought especially for this time of year. You love it.

Your eyes rake over your man, drinking him in. Clothes-wise he’s wearing nothing but a pair of snug black jeans and a studded belt.

Fuck, he looks so hot.

He’s looking down at the floor, hands clasped loosely behind his back, putting his delectable torso on display for you.

In addition, he’s wearing The Wig. That wig.

You’ve role played with this before; he knows how much you love Eddie’s luscious, chestnut locks, and how when he puts on the voice it all combines to rile you up. One time you even got some fake blackwork tattoos and put them on his arms and chest. That was a very fun evening.

But this time there’s more…

Amongst the curls he’s also wearing a pair of long, spiralling, ridged, red and black horns. They’re beautifully detailed. They nestle amongst the soft kinks, and the curls hide the ends of the horns and however they’re attached, making the effect all the more realistic.

God, he looks amazing.

You can’t determine why he’s been looking at the floor since you came in. Is he being bashful? You’re confused, that doesn’t seem to fit the narrative…

Your question is answered when he slowly looks up at you, with a menacing, Kubrick-like stare.

He’s wearing contacts. Not just any contacts, but full-sclera, black contacts, completely obscuring his natural eyes.

You swallow, hard. Your fingers toy with the sides of the slinky robe you’re wearing, and you involuntarily squeeze your thighs together, trying to provide just a little friction to the area between them. Joe notices.

“Fuck Joe, I mean Eddie. You look-“

He cuts you off.

“There is no Joe here. No Eddie either. Only… your Master.”

You gasp at his voice, how it’s even deeper than usual and slightly menacing. You’ve always been impressed by the way he can control his voice, the timbre, volume, pitch, cadence. You’re momentarily distracted by how you’re not surprised he’s always been in acting work.

“Tell me you’re mine, my loyal minion.”

You’re broken abruptly from your reverie by Joe’s commanding tone, and you willingly play along, knees weakening and a pool of wetness forming surprisingly quickly in your underwear.

“Yes, Master. I’m all yours-”

You gasp as his strong hand reaches forward towards your throat, wrapping loosely around it. Not squeezing (not tonight, anyway), just demonstrating who’s in charge of this scenario.

Joe your Master smiles in that familiar way you know and love, but he keeps the sinister stare, giving everything a much darker edge.

“Well done, my precious. Now, would you like to have some fun with your Master?”

You bring one hand up from your side and gently drag the the tips of your fingernails along the inside of his forearm, a place you know is sensitive.

He breathes in quickly through his nose, trying to stifle a gasp, though you hear it. His grip on your neck tightens ever so slightly, and he tilts his chin up, narrowing his eyes and looking down his nose at you.

You surprise yourself as you reply, “Yes Master, I’m yours to command.”

Ever the consummate professional, none of Joe’s excited internal monologue shows, and he simply looks at you and murmurs, stretching out the syllables,

“Good girl...”

That’s it, you’re gone. He could do almost literally anything to you right now and you wouldn’t stop him. You let out a small whimper.

Even with the dim light and the darkness of his denim, you can see the bulge in your Master’s jeans.

Releasing your throat, he moves his hand to the back of your neck, gripping firmly but not harshly, bending towards you and pulling your face to his. He crashes his lips against yours, pushing his tongue into your mouth in a passionate, messy kiss, which you eagerly return.

Breaking the kiss, he grins at you again, before removing his hand from your neck, taking a step back and flicking the edge of your robe near your collarbone.

“Take this off.”

You obey, slowly undoing the robe and slipping it off your shoulders. As the fabric slips to the floor and pools at your feet you’re left in nothing but the new set that you bought especially for tonight.

Joe’s eyes caress your form, taking in the sheer, red, rose-patterned lace decorated with tiny bows.

But what’s really catching his eye is the fact that your bra is peek-a-boo style, and the ribbon ties are already undone, your nipples on display.

He hisses an inhale, and runs a thumb pad gently over one of your hardening buds.

“This all for me?”

“Yes, Master, only for you.”

He takes a step towards you again as he glances to your panties.

“Are these…?”

“Crotchless? Yes, Master.”

He lets out an involuntary growl and brings his other hand to your core, pushing one finger between your thighs and swiping its tip through your already-damp folds.

Feeling your wetness he can’t help but drop his head back and moan.

It gives you a perfect view of his gorgeous neck, and you want to lick it, like you have so many times before.

Seeing Joe dressed up like this and regarding you with such obvious hunger leaves your whole body tingling, and the anticipation of more of his touch makes you feel like tinder about to combust.

You need him to have fewer clothes on too.

Biting your lip, you slowly bring a hand up between you and trace your fingertips over his solid torso, tracing shapes on his skin, touching the fine, soft hair and moving down towards his happy trail, finishing at his belt line. As your fingers reach his belt buckle, you ask,

“Please, Master, may I..?”

Your Master drops his hands to his sides and, with a lascivious grin, tongue peeping out at one corner running over his teeth, he gives you a tiny nod.

You undo his belt and jeans, running your hands inside the fabric and around his abdomen until you get to his hips. He’s not wearing anything underneath, just how he knows you like it.

You push the fabric downwards, dropping to your knees as you go, just how you know he likes it.

His cock springs free and slaps against his abdomen, fully hard already, and you drool at the sight.

Stepping out of his clothing, he positions himself in front of you, abs tensed and legs slightly apart, looking down at you with those completely black eyes, a curtain of dark curls framing his face.

“What are you gonna do for me, my servant?”

“Whatever you want me to, Master.”

You stick out your tongue as far as you can and languorously lick a broad stripe from his balls up the base and shaft of his cock, past his frenulum and all the way to the tip, where you pause at his slit, swirling your tongue and collecting a bead of precum that’s collected there.

Glancing up again, you notice he’s pursed his lips and his breathing has become uneven, all signs you’ve learnt are indicative of him enjoying what you’re doing.

Lifting both hands you gently grasp his base with one, pulling his tip slightly towards you, and caress his balls with the other, as you open your mouth and slide slowly down his length. Pausing after a couple of inches you return the other way, repeating and going further each time until your lips are touching the fingers you have wrapped around him.

He’s fully panting now, lips parted and brows gently furrowed.

“Fuck, precious, you’re gonna fucking kill me one day.”

Taking this as an indication to continue, you hollow your cheeks and suck, earning you a deep moan from his chest.

You move up and down at a slightly faster pace, sucking and licking, enjoying having your face stuffed full of him, until he’s suddenly grasping your chin and pulling you up towards him. His cock leaves your mouth with a soft pop, and you’re soon standing in front of him, eyes locked. Gruffly, he mutters,

“That’s too good, sweetheart, and I’ve got plans for you. Get on the bed.”

You obey, sitting your bottom on the edge of the bed and shuffling backwards until you’re in the centre, leaning back on your elbows.

He climbs on behind you, and using his hands and his knees he roughly pushes your thighs apart, slotting himself between them.

He bends low towards your centre, inhaling deeply and pausing for a moment, humming and enjoying the scent of your arousal.

At any other time you might be embarrassed, but his behaviour fits so well with the whole demon vibe that you find yourself heating up even more at the action.

He exhales a long, hot breath, which fans over your core, tantalising you further.

Dropping his upper body between your legs, he lets out a series of low growls as he sucks wet, biting kisses up your inner thighs, pausing occasionally to suck hard on the soft flesh. You moan at the sensation, wondering if he’ll leave bruises, excited by the idea that he might.

You use the opportunity to touch the horns for the first time, feeling the details and ridges, enjoying the contrast with the soft, flowing curls.

He eventually reaches your centre, and marvels at the lingerie framing your delicate, glistening folds.

With a gruff, animalistic hum he licks a stripe from your shining hole all the way up to your begging clit. You cry out, the most sensitive part of you finally receiving the attention it’s been craving.

Wasting no more time, he sticks his tongue out as far as it will go and pushes it inside you, moving and licking and devouring you like you’re the sweetest thing he’s ever tasted.

You watch him with hooded eyes, trying to sear the image of this demon-god between your legs into your mind, before your arms give out and you flop backwards onto the bed, just about managing to vocalise,

“More, Master. I want more of you.”

He takes the hint, bringing one hand up and pushing two fingers easily inside you, and moving his mouth to lick and suckle at your clit. You moan loudly, pushing your hips down onto the bed and grinding into his hand and face. He moans at this, and the vibrations start to drive you towards your peak.

He chooses this moment to curl his fingers towards your front wall, hitting that spot inside you perfectly, and you begin to see stars. He keeps up his ministrations, your moans eventually turning to wails as he gradually increases the pressure on your clit, and you can hold off no longer. Your vision turns black, your limbs lock, and for a moment you stop breathing, a bubble of euphoria bursting within you as you come undone with a scream.

He reduces the pressure on your clit but doesn’t stop, forcing you to ride out aftershock after aftershock on his face. Eventually he removes his fingers from your swollen cunt, replacing them momentarily with another swipe of his tongue, before pulling off entirely. Looking down at you he lets out a feral growl. Licking his lips, he wipes his chin with the back of his hand and licks it clean, before muttering,

“Fuck, so fucking beautiful…”

As soon as he thinks you can manage, he’s pulling at one hip, assisting more than forcing, as he says, “Turn over, baby, stick that beautiful ass in the air for me.”

You do your best to manoeuvre onto your front, keeping your face and chest on the mattress and putting your knees on the bed, lifting your butt. He kneels behind you, parting your knees a little further, running his hands over the globes of your ass, fully exposed and framed prettily by the red lace.

He lets out another, “SO fucking beautiful”, before slapping a palm hard cross one cheek, making you whimper, immediately moving in to kiss the stinging flesh, laving it with his lips and tongue.

Rising, he notches his tip at your hole, and, remaining in character, murmurs, “I’ve gotta fucking have you, my beautiful little -uh- pet!”

On the last word he sheathes himself fully inside you, no consideration given for the usually slow and gradual way he’d enter you, animal passion taking over and both of you more than ready.

You groan loudly as he bottoms out, adoring the feeling of him filling you up and how he rearranges your insides every time he does.

He moans as he remains seated within you for a few moments, groaning gutturally and gripping your hips harshly.

You don’t have much respite, as after only a moment of acclimation he’s setting a brutal pace, pumping in and out of you with feral force and abandon, wet and breathy sounds filling the room, his cock jolting your insides with every thrust.

He starts to mutter almost unintelligible phrases in his demonic voice, but you make out,

“So fucking perfect, so fucking good for me, taking me like the cockvessel you are, my good little minion, my pet, my beautiful, beautiful pet.”

It’s all so exquisitely overwhelming, and you start wailing into the pillows.

He chooses this moment to slip one hand around to your front, immediately finding your sensitive, sopping wet bud and pressing small, form circles into it.

This brings you almost immediately to another precipice, and you cry out, “Ohgodohgodohgod!”

You can feel yourself clench down on his length, and he growls out,

“Jeezus fucking christ, squeezing me so tight, fuck!”

Euphoria washes over you again, a tingling heat beginning in your pelvis and spreading through your entire body. You go limp, but your Master holds you to him with one strong forearm, fingers continuing to circle your clit until you move and twitch, your body trying to deal with the dissonance of wanting to get away from the overstimulation but chasing the aftershocks.

As he continues to help you ride out your second orgasm he’s desperately trying to stave off his own, and eventually pulls out abruptly, your sweat mingling as he rests his forehead on your ass, breathing deeply.

You whine at the sudden emptiness and loss of contact, but are grateful for the opportunity to slump onto your side, enjoying the potential for a short rest.

He comes to lie behind you (if you’re honest, one of your favourite positions in which to get railed), but you realise something.

“No Master, not like this. There’s no point in you looking like that if I don’t get to enjoy it.”

Growling again (and seeing your logic) he deftly flips you over onto your back, slotting himself between your plush thighs, tip nudging your entrance as he stares into your face.

He moves both of your arms above your head, running his hands up the soft skin of the undersides and holding them there, hands clasping your wrists and pushing them into the mattress.

He seems to consider something for a moment.

“Hmm, I haven’t given these lovely tits nearly enough attention, my love. Especially considering you decorated them so prettily for me.”

That lascivious smirk is back, and with his free hand he opens the slit in the lace on one side and hums as he licks the flat of his wet tongue over one nipple. As he moves away he lets out a sigh through his nose, cooling the flesh delightfully and causing your already hard nipple to peak even more.

He massages each breast with his free hand, but decides that’s not enough, so commands you to, “Keep those there for me, my pet”, letting go of your wrists and starting to use both of his hands on your soft mounds. He’s enjoying pushing his fingers under the holes in the lace, pushing it to the side to expose your soft flesh, squeezing and squashing, playing with the ribbons, pinching your nipples and licking and sucking on your sensitive nubs. You arch your back and moan with delight at the sensations.

Eventually satisfied that he’s given your tits enough attention, he licks a wet stripe all the way from your sternum, up the side of your neck all the way to your jaw, making you shiver in delight and anticipation.

He hovers over you, tips of his curls tickling your forehead. He plunges his tongue inside your mouth again in another passionate kiss, and you can taste your musk and the salt from your own skin combined with the unique taste of him.

He returns his focus to getting himself seated inside of you again. He leans forward, holding your wrists with one hand, with the other lining his member up with your hole as he moves his hips forwards.

He slowly slides into you, filling you up yet again. He fucks you slow but ever so deep, the change of pace allowing you to feel every vein and ridge of him against your sensitive walls. You’re both trembling, all of your nerves alive with sensitivity.

“Like me fucking you like this, my pet? Want your Master to -mmm- make you cum again?”

Though you know without doubt that would be an absolutely delectable option, and a certainty if he was to continue, you decide you want to do something for him now.

“Yes. But I want to be good for you, Master. I want to sit on you, wanna ride you so bad.”

His eyes widen and that signature grin spreads across his face.

“Well, what my pet wants, my pet gets, doesn’t she?”

He slowly pulls out of you and releases your wrists, and in an attempt to conceal his excitement, languidly moves up the bed to lounge on a pile of collected red and black, silk and fur pillows. Abs tensed, knees spread wide and slightly bent, cock in hand and giving every appearance of being cocky and arrogant, he’s the perfect vision of a commanding demon. He’s sitting like he’s on a throne, like he deserves this. It drives you wild.

He lazily tugs at himself as he watches you crawl up the bed towards him, though he furrows his brow slightly as you pause halfway to sit on your heels, knees wide apart, displaying yourself for him.

“What’re you doing, my pet?”

You start touching yourself, parting your folds and sinking a finger easily into your dripping cunt, your free hand coming to massage one nipple.

His eyes widen and his mouth opens slightly, and you see his grip on his dick get tighter. You know he loves to watch.

You mumble, as innocently as you can,

“I couldn’t wait, Master.”

He watches for a few moments, entranced, but then remembers what’s on offer and taps his thigh, raising his voice a little, aggressively muttering,

“Get up here, minion. Obey your Master!”

His domineering tone sends tingles up your spine and to your core, and you instantly comply, clambering the rest of the way up the bed and straddling his hips.

He holds his cock steady underneath you, running it over your slit, the wet noises exciting you even more.

You place your hands onto his shoulders, stabilising yourself. You take another moment to admire his outfit and presence, holding his gaze before starting to sink down onto him.

As you seat yourself into him fully, that delicious stretch and feeling of fullness returns. You take a moment to enjoy it, before starting to move, lifting up, slowly at first and not too far, before lowering yourself back down. He’s at a fantastic angle, and feeling him so far inside you is intense. You whine out,

“Fuck, Master, you’re so deep…”

He bends his legs behind you and plants both feet on the bed, encouraging you to prop yourself against them whenever you need to. He knows you love to lean back, giving him not only a delicious new angle but also an exquisite view of your tits jiggling as you move, and it also gives him purchase to buck his hips and slam into you from below.

He’s full-on panting again, and, huffing, he breathes out,

“That’s my good little pet, fucking me so well. You gonna make us both cum, my sweet little toy?”

Wanting to do a good job, you use your thighs to bounce up and down on him, his cock hitting that spot inside you and rocketing you towards yet another high. He’s grabbing at your tits, your belly, your hips, anywhere he can reach, grumbling and growling and clearly desperate to feel every inch of you.

You need more, and you grab one of his hands and bring it to your front. He immediately begins rubbing his thumb against your clit, and you start to whimper, already close. Before you lose the power of speech he asks,

“Do you trust your Master, sweetheart? Gonna let me try something?”

You trust him implicitly and, although you have no idea what he has in mind, you nod. He moves one hand to your sacrum, stabilising you. The other thumb continues circling your clit, but he pushes the flat of that hand against your belly, like he sometimes does when he wants to feel himself inside of you, except this time there’s more pressure.

You’re rolling your hips against him now, all the different sensations combining to bring you closer to your release. You can hear him panting too, feel him tensing, and you know he’s not far off either. But there seems to be a different kind of pressure building in your abdomen.

You try to say something, but full sentences won’t come out. All you can manage is parts of words, like, “Wait-, no-, someth-, it’s diff-, oh fu-“

Unable to control anything anymore, your release washes over you in a searing wave, but there’s something else too - you feel a hot, wet gush coming from you and soaking his hand, wrist and abdomen.

Unable to process what’s just happened, you simply look at him, open-mouthed but still euphoric.

That’s it for him, he can’t hold off anymore and his release hits him, hard. He pulls your hips down onto him at the same time he slams up into you, face slack and breathing ragged, and you feel his hot, sweet release paint your insides, simultaneously letting out a long, low, broken groan.

Unable to process anything else, his eyes close and his head drops back against the headboard. You get another glimpse of that delicious neck, and run your hands over it and his collarbones as he comes down. He always looks so beautiful like this.

You both need a moment to let your heart rate and breathing come back to some semblance of normal. Evaporating sweat leaves you both with delicate goosebumps on some of your exposed skin, but the change in temperature is welcome.

You’re the first to speak as you look down at his wet belly and ask,

“Uh, Joe. What the fuck was that?”

His face turns slightly pink as, voice back to its normal pitch, he bashfully admits,

“I, um, just wanted to see if I could make you squirt, that’s all.”

He looks a little sheepish as he continues, slightly concerned,

“Was it ok? I mean, did you hate it?”

“God no, it felt… amazing! Just, y’know, maybe warn me next time?”

“Of course my sweet. Anything for my baby.”

He plants some wet kisses across your cheeks.

As if wanting to illustrate how much he enjoyed it, he brings his wet hand up to his mouth, sucks his fingers and thumb, and slowly shakes his head in delight as he adds,

“Mmm-mm, it was really fucking hot though!”

You slap his chest playfully, rolling off him to settle in the crook of his arm, your head against his chest, running a hand up and down it.

Ever the considerate lover, after a few moments he inquires,

“How was it overall, baby? Did you enjoy it?”

Full of endorphins and the love of your man, you gush,

“Fuck yes, Joe, it was incredible.” As you toy with some of the ends of the wig, you add, “Thank you so much for doing this for me. For us.”

He replies, “Oh love, it was, and I mean this quite literally, my absolute pleasure. I’m such a fucking lucky bastard.”

You both giggle a little at this. Joe delicately removes the horns and wig with his free hand, laying them reverently on your bedside table so as not to tangle or damage them, another testament to his devotion to his craft, and you snuggle into each other, continuing to murmur sweet nothings and enjoying the afterglow.

After a few minutes Joe admits, “Sorry, I’ve got to take these bloody things out babe, they’re really sodding uncomfortable.”

You both laugh again, as he rises from your shared bed and makes his way to your en suite to remove the contacts, cleaning himself off and returning with a warm washcloth for you, which you take gratefully. As you clean up he picks up the horns, examining them and twisting his fingers around what you now see is a sturdy headband.

He takes the washcloth from you, returning it to the bathroom. As he comes to sit by you on the bed once more, you spy a small smirk on his lips. You know that look, devious yet playful. He’s got some kind of plan.

“What is it, my treasure?”, you goad, using your fingertips to gently tickle his happy trail and tease at his exposed belly.

He replies,

“I was just thinking, maybe next time, you could wear the horns…?”

Thanks so much for reading!

Comments and reblogs make my world spin, please let me know what you think!

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[concreteburialplot]

New series:

Cool About It

Meet: Amelia Alastor

Pairing: Noah Sebastian x OFC

A/N; I began writing this in December because it was meant to be a light, fluffy, hallmark-y one shot but the more I wrote the more it begged to be a sadder longer, more involved fic. I kept going back and forth between just scrapping it but ultimately I chose to continue. To not derail the original framework of the plot, I’ve decided to keep the holiday setting so… just roll with it & enjoy christmas in the spring ig 😅

Summary: When Noah comes home for the holidays with Nicholas, he runs into an old friend. While catching up, they fall back into the shoes of the children they used to be. Amelia quickly realizes that even after nearly 10 years apart, she still knows Noah like the back of her hand. Their reunion raises questions about Noah’s abrupt and secretive disappearance at 16.

Themes/warnings; childhood friends to lovers, ‘I know you better than anyone else’, hallmark-y? kinda?, [AU] family/childhood trauma, eventual smut, and as always, incredibly sad lol, 18+ MDNI

Disclaimer: this is an au that follows no actual timelines/events, and uses oc's for family members.

Comment if you’d like to be tagged❄️☕️

chapters with smut with have a *

CHAPTERS:

-> 01 - Breaking & Entering

#i’m very excited to finally put this out :) #this post will become the masterlist #will prob be a shorter series compared to my other ones<3 #i know me writing noah only is so scandalous #new series #concreteburialplot works #WIP #bad omens fic #bad omens fanfiction #noah sebastian fic #bad omens fanfic #noah sebastian fanfiction #noah sebastian fanfic #bad omens rpf #noah sebastian x ofc #noah sebastian rpf #noah sebastian x oc #Spotify

[captainjunglegym]

WIP Wednesday - 20/03/2024

wow first day of spring today!

tagged by @sunnysideprince @violetbaudelaire-quagmire @getmehighonmagic @wordsofhoneydew @eusuntgratie @anincompletelist love you guys.

So i posted an RPF today, you can find here: An invitation to join the club

I was hoping to have got more done of my AU where henry doesn't want kids. I'm not posting it chaptered bc its so angsty i thought i might as well post it all in one go. I thought i'd have something newer to post this week but i've been having a Bit Of A Time lately so its this fic again, soz. I promise i'll post it soon!!

If You're Not Made For Me (why did we fall in love)

Henry leans forward where he is sitting at the kitchen table and puts his head in his hands. Sometimes, Alex had said, I wish I’d never met you. Henry thinks back to their first meeting, when he’d fucked it all up with his grief. He thinks back to the night of their first kiss, out by the linden tree on new year’s, and the sound he heard of Alex’s feet treading on the soft snow and how he knew it was him, how it could’ve only been him. He imagines that night if it’d been different. Kissing Alex and having Alex rear back in confusion. He’d have been nice about it, Henry supposes. He’d have placated him and told him that he was flattered but he didn’t feel that way about Henry. He’d have looked deep into Henry’s tear stung eyes and seen the fear that Henry wore everyday back then, and he’d have been kind. That’s probably not what Alex meant. He probably meant that he wished he’d never had gone to the Rio Olympics, or never have spoken to him at Phillip’s wedding. The painful stark difference between the two of them is this: If Alex had never met Henry he’d have been fine. He’d be doing whatever, politics probably. He’d still have his sister and his friends and his life, and Henry would just be another headline in another newspaper or magazine that he’d laugh about with June, their heads bowed close as they mocked how terrible and boring he is. Henry would be nothing. Just a coat hanger for Barbour and Burberry, watching horses and kissing the cheeks of eligible women, of babies, of the elderly, cutting ribbons and opening museums and galleries and nothing nothing nothing. Just existing in his skin, too afraid to just run away and too surveilled to take the shortcut from his bedroom window to the concrete below and finding out the hard way if four storeys is enough to do you in.

no pressure tags under cut (i will get to everyone's tags they've left me over the last couple of days while i've been mia as well!):

@bigassbowlingballhead @littlemisskittentoes @thinkof-england @happiness-of-the-pursuit @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @sparklepocalypse @firenati0n @magicandarchery @nocoastposts and i've probs forgotten people bc i do this from memory but also open tag!!!

#writing tags

[inchidentally]

ok so I'm going to another of tricky asks below - prob just skip since I can tell I'm repeating myself a lot lol

if I hadn't gotten asks about it I wouldn't have known that a subsection of dando people were as serious as they were which is… odd to me. I totally get shipping dando for fun and that Daniel and Lando are buddies but. why pick the guy who's friends with everyone he meets and pretend that is the guy Lando's "secretly in love with" or that they're "more" friends than Lando's other friends... just bc they hang sometimes kasgfkaglh

I've got to stop trying to find any sense in rpf truthers.

but yea Lando and Martin are so sweet together and I hope Martin doesn't have to deal w any of this bullshit in his comments. guy is just enjoying traveling with Lando and vice versa.

(no worries anon I got your intent!)

honestly from a straight up racing perspective it's enough evidence in itself. the fact that Lando has repeatedly said how well Oscar suits McLaren and is pushing him to be his absolute best is all anyone should need.

but also look at the standings! Carlos and Charles, Lando and Oscar - they're doing amazingly well with the current partnerships !! it's why Carlos is so eager to remain where he is, he's already in the best place for him to get not just another race win but a shot at WDC. Lando and Oscar are a natural part of the McLaren youth legacy and Max has pipped them as being his biggest potential headaches in 2024 lol. everything is good and we still get plenty of car|ando content so let's leave it alone!

oh babe I'm sorry that was misleading there's no extensive drama (that I know of) back when I started following Lando content I noticed that the LN4 account (mainly the twitter one) is run by people who get waaaayyyy too into pushing rpf ships for my comfort. I'm massively against containment breaches between fandom to official accounts.

if other ppl enjoy it then it's their choice but it's not my cup of tea!

honestly this is just how it's going to be from here on out. Liberty Media and Netflix already have relationships with certain podcasts and social media accounts and "bromances" are an easy way to get merch, subscriptions and tickets sold. as a sort of fake fan myself I rly can't be on any high horse about "real fans" lol but I do at least keep all my silly shit on tumblr and ao3 alone.

block and unfollow like crazy, anon. eventually your algorithm will learn like mine has!

when has Lando never not been fun ??? he did the screechy laugh Spanglish fun with Carlos, the doofy fake gay fun with Daniel and now he's gen z funny w Oscar whennnn did Lando ever stop being fun oml

babe it wasn't even that, he was replying to the millionth person asking about his and Esteban's lack of personal friendship and he said that no one should assume a friendship between two drivers. he never said "Charles and Carlos hate each other" agflaslfsa as if F1 media wouldn't be all over that

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ok so there were two others that I'm not going to screenap bc I do NOT want the heat for those opinions lol.

to answer without being too specific: everyone knows how I feel about people who invent conspiracy theories about girlfriends and wowwww that is a leap. and yea shouldn't the fact that they both went offline when we knew them to be alone together at his ranch actually be evidence that they're really in love and not needing to broadcast it ?? that he only pops back up when he's hanging out w guy friends?

I will have a good laugh that ppl managed to leap to not only them having broken up in the past week with zero evidence but that Lando suddenly hopped a plane to "comfort him" and finally be a gay couple jesussss

ok guys this is as much time as I can stomach knowing about this side of fandom for a good while.

remember: block, blacklist, gatekeep, stay safe out there xx

#inchreplies #wank adjacent

[tantai-jin]

fic writer meme!

thank u rachel @fruitdaze for the tag!!! <3333333

1. How many works do you have on Ao3?

23 since 2016 lmao,, i don't remember exactly how many i posted on lj from 2012-2015 but it wasn't a ton, probably 10-15 that were like 50k altogether

2. What's your total Ao3 word count?

124,765

3. What fandoms do you write for?

it's been all over the place since 2020 lol but p much only chinese media like danmei novels, movies, cdramas. used to write kpop rpf but prob won't return to that even tho i still like and follow many groups

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

给你给你 (yunfei)

换一世身份姓名; heaven to myself (canglan)

not-that-small talk (tell me honestly) (bts yoonkook LOL)

새벽 rush hour (yellow light, slow) (bts taegi LOL)

捡一个梦; reach for a dream (canglan)

5. Do you respond to comments?

i usually do, although i'm often quite late LOL i have a couple fics where i didn't reply to all the comments after a certain point and then i just stopped 😭 or if they are a guest user or only leave emojis as a comment then i don't reply? but ofc i see every comment

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

uhh i feel like the only thing i wrote that is complete and has an angsty ending is 捡一个梦; reach for a dream bc it was a missing scene from an angsty arc of the show. or lol jk same scenario applies to 余光 (remnants of light) bc it takes place before the end of yuwu and not in one of the happier moments

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

either 给你给你 or 换一世身份姓名; heaven to myself bc they're both disgustingly sweet and affectionate at the end

8. Do you get hate on fics?

nope! either i am writing for tiny ass fandoms or like, my fics don't get enough traction to attract haters LMAO

9. Do you write smut?

not a lot... the incomplete bingqiu au i posted has the most explicit scenes so far but i am still too shy writing it. i have to practice so that i can write more than 3 sentences of sex in a single day and actually finish the wips i started 😭

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you have written?

i have before! nothing crazy tho bc it was just kpop rpf and it would be like, two idols from the same company that have interacted multiple times! lmao. sometimes i think abt crossovers for cdramas that are relatively tame such as: two actors that have been in the same drama multiple times are reincaranted and those 2+ dramas are their different lives... but it's so niche in eng speaking fandom and i haven't fully written one out yet. also does it count as a crossover if u put characters from story A into the setting/setup for story B bc i do that a lot but i think that is fairly common at least for ppl to imagine

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

i don't think so... again, my fics do not get a lot of traction so i don't think it's likely lmaooo

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

i think there was an exo one translated into russian a long time ago but i don't even remember which one lolllll it might have been on my livejournal

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

not a whole fic yet but ive brainrotted a plethora of aus with friends before such as but not limited to mingqian actors au with lianzi (very intricate with multiple variations) and a Bunch of cdrama and yuwu stuff with another friend :')

14. What's your all time favorite ship?

i cannotttttt pick only one but ummm in the last yr-ish it's been a rotation of tantai jin/li susu + mingye/sang jiu from cyjm, mingqian from liu yao, xilian from yuwu (🤪)..... bingqiu from sv (always).... i should stop for now that's Tew Many. but i think once i finish spl, changgu will also be up there

15. What is a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

i feel like i'm cursing myself by typing this out but perhaps the bingqiu i posted one chapter of..... even if i could write all the p With p parts that i wanted to include, i was also a little stuck on the ending and idk if i would be able to write it in a way that doesn't feel like a cop out or just weak in general 😢 but i do like that au and i think my writing for it so far was p decent... so who knows...!

16. What are your writing strengths?

i think i am pretty good at dialogue that sounds 1. natural and 2. true to the characters! i try really hard to make imagery sound original(ish) and evocative, and to make a character's Yearning palpable

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

intricate plot, action, sex (takes me forever to write and haven't done it in as much detail as i would like to tbh)

18. Thoughts of writing dialogue in another language in fics?

i love it! i did it a little in my yunfei fic and instead of directly translating the line of chinese right there i just included the meaning in the next line of dialogue, like "what do you mean [thing they just said]" + i did it like that bc the tone of it just felt so much more natural to me in mandarin for that specific convo. not that it was something untranslatable (it wasn't) but it just felt comfier to me. i also like the thing ppl do where you can hover over the text and it will show the translation but idk how that html works HAHA someday i would like to give it a go

19. First fandom you wrote for?

exo.......... lmao

20. Favorite fic you have written?

overall i think it would be typhoon season (my incomplete but not abandoned cisswap girls ximang in hk) ! i had it fermenting in my brain for like 8 months before i wrote it, which meant i had figured a lot of the stuff for the beginning out and it was much easier to write than normal since i was not deliberating so much in the moment. i think the pacing for it was good and the reveals of backstory were placed well, and i think i adapted the characters well too even if it's only a first chapter and they haven't done a lot yet. i wanna write them again but it's been rly hard for me to think abt that specific au for many months lol. i also think my recent yzy gegedidi fic had a lot of yummy scenes even if i see some flaws in some parts of the fic's progression... but i spent enough time on it already so i will not go and fix it anymore 😌 peace

i think all my writer friends were tagged already...... this tagline (like a bloodline) will end with me

#my blah blah #the funny thing is that ive posted 9 fics since 2020 and they are from 7 different fandoms #which makes it so that if i talk abt fics like this i don't think a single friend fully knows what i'm talking abt more than 50% of the tim #i am just jumping from place to place and vibing. there are so many good shows and books and movies and games etc to watch and read and pla

[mikkaeus]

just spent the better part of the day blitzing through isozyme’s hockey rpf fic (let me look at you) and I really recommend it. I stress that I literally have never heard of any of these people in my life but the story does enough characterisation for that not to be an issue. If you liked the book “thrown off the ice” at all you’ll probs like this fic (I realise I only make the comparison because I’ve read a total of three hockey related things and the other one was a T rated teenage romance but whatever, the point is that they’re both good!)

#my fic rec #glad I decided to click on it on a whim in the morning bc I’m in between fandoms rn

[blorbocedes]

okay hehe heya blorbie heres my fic inspired by not only all of your maxnando posts but also all your versainz posts (cause without you i probs wouldnt be writing anything other than maxiel lets be honest) so yeah you 100% don't have to post this ask or anything i just wanted to share the fic with you in case u were interested (which sending this ask is soooo scary cause i genuinely dont think the fic is that good but WHATEVER im doing it its fine i hope u like it)

omg???!!!!! ahhhhhhh the 2016 flight gangbang omg ahjsjdkf the person who prompted this also was an anon who peruses here 😭😭😭 this is so full circle

I'm HONOURED!!!

and it's a maxnando/versainz/baby max gangbang 🥹🥹🥹

i wasn't gonna post this until I speedread the fic to find the 2 Nico mentions. that's how I know you're a real one. 😇

also this is soooooooo good shut the fuck up I am SO interested

#fic rec #blorbocedes ask #also -- Daniel was on those flights 😭 and you're a maxiel writer 😭 I love that you said sorry to this man 🖕and nuked him from the fic 😭

[bitegrip]

okay,,,this shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone given my chronic inactivity, but i'm going to officially back off of this blog for the foreseeable future

i'd like to make it clear i have no desire to abandon it or let it rot like a necrotic limb on my list of blogs tho. srsly. i'll come back eventually. but animanga & bnha, whilst beloveds, are not my main fandoms & never have been. i retreated into bnha/ect during a difficult shift in my primary fandom that i'm finally reconciling with & it's time to re-integrate

i mentioned a bit ago that i'll be shifting focus over to the bts fandom (which is my main hole) n come back once i have my feet under me. this is essentially just a verbose restating of that. but realistically it might be a hot ass minute, given that the niche i'm attempting to reinstall in the army is kinda barren & lifeless atm + i've missed it sm

i unfollowed a shit ton of accs in this manner, so if i don't follow you anymore it wasn't personal. likewise, i'll still use this blog, but prob only to rb bkdk fan art/ect & occasionally speedrun a hyperfixation. feel free to message me or send asks or interact! it's not like i'll be ignoring it lol. but i won't be keeping up w bnha & other animanga (and as such would not like spoilers). like a sideblog, more or less

if you want to follow me into the bangtan fandom feel free, but be warned that i run a nsfw rpf/rps blog. i do have a non-rpf/ect typology sideblog dedicated to bangtan if that interests you, tho. just ask abt them!

n with that i'll formally step out. it's been real y'all. see you whenever i start uncontrollably & unsustainably spinning like a top abt bkdk again 🤙

#bloggy #leo's mind is an enigma #things won't change that much from now #i just felt a post explicitly communicating #where i stand w this blog is fair & necessary

[gaypiratebrainrot]

In the few days since WFU came out, I've seen a bit of yelling (on Twitter, nothing here really) and a bit of reminders to not harass people, but what I haven't seen is any actual, open-minded discussion. My thoughts about rpf and parasocial relationships are honestly only sort of half-formed, and I'd love to just like talk about things, rather than debate them (can't debate if you don't have a firm stance, right?). Know of any like, GCs or discords or places conversations like that are happening?

ok, first, i am elated at your desire to just talk and not debate these things, cause phew, that is very much the energy i'm trying to put out in the world. i am in exactly one fandom discord at the moment, but the chatter there is mostly about the twitter wank (is how i am spying on twitter without being on twitter).

i will say i personally have a strong desire to keep talking about this fic and the complexities of the issues it raises, so if enough folks are interested i might throw together an impromptu discord and schedule a video chat or two for some open group discussion. i'll prob wait until at least the end of the week to give more folks time to read, but i'm super down if that's something folks wanna do <3

#asks #thank you!!

[ao3feed-undertale1]

this y u filter out crossovers lmfao

read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54302398 by ForshFan (pissfart213) this is just me putting every single fandom ive ever even SLIGHTLY experienced/interacted with and my rating of them the tags limit was like 70, i had over 140 fandoms before, this will end probs in my death bed Words: 1432, Chapters: 9/?, Language: English Fandoms: South Park, 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc, Super Dangan Ronpa 2, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing, Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magika | Puella Magi Madoka Magica, One Piece (Anime & Manga), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Homestuck, Creepypasta - Fandom, Cookie Run (Video Game), Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game), キミガシネ | Kimi ga Shine | Your Turn To Die (Visual Novel), Shall We Date?: Obey Me! (Video Game), Little Nightmares (Video Games), My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga), Soul Eater (Anime & Manga), Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime), Serial Experiments Lain, 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), モブサイコ100 | Mob Psycho 100, Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler, Chainsaw Man (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), Tokyo Ghoul, The Owl House (Cartoon), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Inside Job (Cartoon 2021), Eddsworld - All Media Types, Total Drama (Cartoon), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Mean Girls (2004), Hamilton - Miranda (Broadway Cast) Actor RPF, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Batman - All Media Types, Ben 10 Series, Death Note (Anime & Manga), Family Guy (Cartoon), SPY x FAMILY (Manga), Gacha Life (Video Game), 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong, 회귀자 사용설명서 - 흙수저 | Regressor Instruction Manual - Heukssujo, 집이 없어 | No Home (Webcomic), Sakamoto Days (Manga), スキップとローファー | Skip to Loafer (Manga), TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band), 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic), 악역의 엔딩은 죽음뿐 - 권겨을 | Death Is The Only Ending For The Villain - Kwon Gyeoeul, 킬링 스토킹 | Killing Stalking (Webcomic), 외모지상주의 | Lookism, ワンパンマン | One-Punch Man, Vocaloid, 私の推しは悪役令嬢 - いのり | Watashi no Oshi wa Akuyaku Reijou | I'm in Love with the Villainess - Inori, unOrdinary (Webcomic), 작전명순정 | Operation: True Love (Webcomic), Sweet Home (Manhwa), True Beauty - Yaongyi (Webcomic), The Lorax (2012), プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game), Deltarune (Video Game), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Five Nights at Freddy's, Ever After High, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), 어느날 공주가 되어버렸다 | Who Made Me A Princess (Webcomic), Assassination Classroom, Dream SMP Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/54302398

#ao3feed #ao3undertalefeed #fanfic #undertale #undertale-fanfic

[the-invisible-queer]

ahhh this was so fun! i haven’t seen scream queens in ages so i loved watching someone discover all the wild twists for the first time again. i somehow forgot about wakeen feenix so thank you for reintroducing that scene to my life lol. dead gay boone (i know he wasn’t really gay and prob would have realized he was bi if he’d lived long enough for a sexual awakening but i’m simply unable to think of him as anything but dead gay boone™, that’s just his full name to me lol) was my favorite character so it was fun seeing a liveblog basically centered around him. i’m glad you seemingly enjoyed it bestie!!!!

also no do not watch season two lmao, it sucks ass and chad dies like three episodes in anyway. not worth it.

Rest in RIP Chad

Since I'm going through Nick's filmography I'm focusing on his performances specifically which means I mostly ignore everyone else as best I can

I'm a big fan of Glen - see my entire Glen and Top Gun/Devotion obsession last year and all the Jake Seresin one-shots I've written 🙈

But I was like I'm here for Nick only because I doubt anyone else is watching all of his acting roles and critiquing him 🤣

Which is harsh because I didn't critique Joe when I went through his filmography

But since Nick is married to one of the best actresses of our era and has been trying to be a serious actor I'm gonna critique him

Also I went through Joe's filmography for a whole OTHER reason which was to maybe find a character I can rewrite my RPF about him for - it was unsuccessful

I did enjoy Nick's performance as Boone

Tell me your favorite Boone scenes because I'm gonna go back and screen record a few

I am only referring to him as dead bi Boone

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

From here to paradise

by catcoonxd (catcoonxx)

"He’d fall asleep to the thought of it, in that bedroom - how he’d left to live in a studio apartment two miles down the road at twenty, disappearing entirely at twenty six and returning at twenty eight, bitter as lemon rinds and just as easy to pick to pieces - and then he’d wake up, still only himself."

Following the death of his ex-wife, Wilbur agrees to pause his music career to take care of his daughter and reconnect with a family estranged by time and loss. Quackity is just an elementary school teacher trying to mourn his child in peace.

Or, my take on the AU that is running twitter atm

Words: 4366, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Alexis | Quackity, Wilbur Soot, Tallulah (QSMP), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Cheyenne (QSMP), prob everyone lol i have no self control

Relationships: Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity & Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & Tallulah (QSMP), Alexis | Quackity & Tallulah (QSMP)

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Autistic Wilbur Soot, Autistic Tallulah, nonverbal Tallulah, Slow Burn, Hurt Alexis | Quackity, Hurt Wilbur Soot, Twins Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Wilbur Soot and Technoblade and TommyInnit are Siblings, Dadza, rip sally salmon, Sally the Salmon is Not a Fish (Dream SMP), Modern Era, Alternate Universe - Real World, Family Drama, no beta we die like tilin, or alex quackity when i get my hands on him, Bilingual Character(s), Quesadilla Island, tntduo, Tiger mom Quackity, LMFAO - Freeform, Emotional Baggage, Lovejoy is canon but its not cc wilbur, not shipping the real people

#ao3feed #wilbur soot #tommyinnit #crimeboys #crime boys #crimebois #crime bois #mcyt #This is an automated process #If you see any fic that breaks boundaries #or the fic is yours and you don't want it shared send an ask #it will be looked at and removed if need be

[patrice-bergerons]

I sometimes do wonder whether anyone who works in my firm has read any of my fics and/or stumbled upon my tumblr 🤔

#like probs not? #but also if you only met my work persona #there is NO WAY you could tell IM on tumblr or that i write rpf #so you know.... #not outside the realm of possiblity #there also 1k+ ppl in my firm so like 👀

[dougayhamilton]

hey I’m in a writing mood if anyone wants to send me some prompts pls and thx

#I'll accept Check Please prompts ONLY #ya girl is NOT writing RPF for hockey no ma'am not today #check please #omgcp #omg check please #I'll probs just write my own shit anyway but still worth putting this out there either way

[boxoftheskyking]

The Untamed/CQL Rec List Part 2

I’m stuck on this chapter, so I’m doing this instead! My recs aren’t the most unique bc this fandom is so massive and I mostly get them off other lists. But hopefully still interesting.

If you haven’t watched the show yet you gotta

You can find my first reclist here

Shameless Self-Promotion to start:

Something For Yourself - Happy little fluff piece

Something Good - my 43K word Sound of Music AU

Pick Up Every Piece - my post-war journalist AU WIP

The Recs! In no particular order:

Wei Wuxian/Lan Wangji

your horizon to chase by hellotailor T, 6,001 words They miss each other!!! Wei Ying draws funny pictures of himself! Communication!

you are my delightful intruder by hanguang-jacked E, 4,403 words Lan Zhan wakes up to an empty bed and panics

Orchids in Lotus Pier by Vamillepudding G, 21,631 words I’m a sucker for Lan Zhan & Jiang Cheng being pals, and of course Wei Ying thinks they’re in looooove

hold me fast, fear me not by cicer M, 16,155 words Tam Lin AU - nice fairy tale style writing

hunters seeking solid ground by Attila E, 23,633 words Wei Ying can only sleep with Lan Zhan around

get bolder by plonk NR, 11,288 words This is the plonk section of the reclist. flashbacks telling a modern AU best pals to lovers

feels like the first time by plonk NR, 4,076 words alternate scene from the above fic

i’ll be your girl by plonk E, 3,077 words Wei Ying in drag seduces Lan Zhan, is an idiot, and totally owns my bi ass

A Lot of Edges Called Perhaps by hansbekhart E, 21,922 words Wei Ying comes home after 8 months to an injured Lan Zhan & then they bang

live from new york by varnes E, 87,069 word You’ve all seen it recced before and prob read it already. SNL AU that get The Vibe so well actually made me want to get back into producing which is saying something bc I hate it

Where the Lonely Ones Go by CSHfic and VSfic T, 23,940 words Cursed baby!

To Do With You What Spring Does With Cherry Trees by sfbluestocking M, 36,621 words Lan Zhan goes with Wei Ying and the Wens after Qiongqi Way

what else is there? by mme_anxious T, 12,917 words Jin Guangyao turns Lan Zhan and Jin Zixuan into swans. Lan Zhan and Wei Ying may be better at interspecies communication than they are at human communication.

shorthand of emotion by sarahyyy G, 6,010 words Modern AU where Lan Zhan is a musician and the babies try to set him up. It is fluffy good fun.

Lead Me On Through by mrsronweasley E, 54,673 words UGH kill me. You know where it’s going but it’s still super satisfying to get there. Everyone has a secret betrothed and so the boys decide to practice kissing to prepare. Just kissing, it’ll be fine.

Your Heart and Mine by natcat5 T, 8,591 words My favorite daemon AU! Lan Zhan’s daemon sits on Wei Ying’s daemon and that’s all you need to know.

sugar stains by lanjingyeet T, 18,243 words Wei Ying gets turned into a toddler and while it is adorable it is very sad for Lan Zhan

softly through pine trees, the moon arrives by theLoyalRoyalGuard G, 3,032 words Lan Zhan turns into a rabbit and it is Devastating

Brilliant Mistake by brooklinegirl E, 53,702 words The first long fic I read after like two months of not having a brain and it made me happy. Modern cultivator sex pollen baby, can’t go wrong.

Wei Wuxian/Wen Qing

No Color In Itself by trickybonmot E, 2,485 words Do you know how hard it is to find good Wei Ying/Wen Qing buddy sex?? Which should be everywhere!! This has d/s and a strap on, wahoo

Xiao Zhan/Wang Yibo

you can take my heart (and hold it together) by ThirtySixSaveFiles E, 54,894 words You don’t have to know anything at all about RPF or the characters or anything, it’s a 100% original sci-fi story about a mechanic in love with an android and it is so fucking bomb

#fic recs #the untamed #cql #mo dao zu shi #reclist

[nonbinarygerard]

i literally am writing so many fics right now its a problem and im gonna tell u all about them bc who else do i have to tell.

my t4t vampire x vampire hunter college and they are roomates omg they are rooomates. enemies to lovers <33 frank, the vampire hunter, gets top surgery and the vamp gerard needs to nurse him back to health. frank has no real proof that gerard is vampire but is very into the occult and well its kinda obvious. gerard can just possess people and constantly just fucks with frank. also gerard just steals T gel to lather on their body bc they are a vamp and they cant do the a doctor, and poor transmasc nb gerard wants top surgery and doesnt know how to get it :((( this is the one ive just started but its such a banger, it was meant to be a one shot  but i think its gonna be 20k+ words but i just love it

necromancer x demon. frank is just chilling in the astral plane as u do, he is a very well known witch, specialize in death magick, and a trans demon called gerard contacts him and they are like i need u to find someone who for me and frank is like only if u get me a hearing with satan. so true frank, he wants to be immortal i get that. its based of real witchcraft, im kinda becoming a witch bc its the coolest thing ever. im writing this for the preternatural bandom challege (well probs it might be too long idk)

dorian gray frerard fic, which is really about what it means to be an openly queer artist in the twenty first century and have all ur art be about queerness and ur relationships. i had it on ao3 but the prose were old and real bad. im always editing it and i like to think of this as my magnum opus. the fic that will be done in the next 10 years bc every word has be perfect. the prose has to sound like a contemporary painting, a meshing on the old and the new. i think about it all the time but i have to be a better writer to write it

butch4butch lesbian romcom. a banger, the most lesbian thing ever written in my opinion, its like frank is shane from the L word and her butch lesbian best friend of many years Gerard has declared that they are “going hetero” and now engaged to marry a man in three weeks and frank is like what the fuck do u just say??? ur a butch lesbian??  this one is about 40k words ive written most of the first draft, im just editing it. some chapters have been beta read. this will be the first chapter fic i publish. im gonna write it all before i publish so i can change things i need to.

my nb4nb model x photographer fic. its about goths, punks, life, death. u know a mediation on art and life. queerness and art and integrity. its like about things. its more of a character study. this is meant to be a one shot bc like i think i might have made it to long again

sapphic magic school au. my baby <333 frank is a nb butch lesbian necromancer and gee is a bisexual transfem half-vampire. its more of a contemporary epic fantasy, like the world building is very intense. you paint magic, u change the perception of the world not the actual world itself. frank is like obsessed with the old masters and that how they paint spells. the plot is kinda up in the air right now i have like 10k words written but i dont think its what i want to write and i need to world build some more. its a real slow burn. like this will be my long affffff fic. its more about frank, gee, mikey, ray and their adventures than just about frerard u know its there. also mikey is a massive repressed homo its hilarious imo

good omens inspired but they overthrow the gods lmao as u do. frank is crowley and gerard is azriphale i really wrote a revolution into my mcr fic haha bc why not. i started writing it years ago but this would be a hard one to write like its kinda more the left hand of darkness but if crowley and azriphlae were in it

pride and prejudice but its a modern emo retelling IM JUST SAYING. okay so i started writing it but wolfstar but jk rowling sucks also i know rpf fanfics are kinda weird (as i write so many i know im aware but i am just so in the mcr fandom) but idk what other fandom to write it in

i have more lmao but ill stop there didnt mention my orlando au, tattoo fic, or pixie fic. some more off the top of my head. i have too many fucking ideas and i need to finish my wips and publish them.

also omg my buying a boyfriend fic so true now that is a one shot

#here u go #i know its a lot #but like #i have a lot to say #u know on top of this im making a killjoys rpg and have about 5 different unfinished paintings #i know #why do i do this to myself #i want to do them all #u know i also play guitar too #and like am somehow being a witch #why am i trying to do everyting at once #i am a master of none #fanfics #fanfiction #i dont ship irl ppl i just write trans and gay fanfics