#proportions are hella off but it cute and I like it!

[pan-but-meh-pt2]

Hello~! I am taking the post I had from my old account and putting them here now! And what do ya know! It's spicy time! I will be starting off with dick head cannons... No one judge me lol. These will include the length, width, hair, just a general description (and maybe how good they can use it will be done later lol) NOW LET'S GET STARTED!

Warnings: Dick talk. Slightly accurate animal proportions for the beast men. Just SPICE!!!

Credits for art pieces below to rightful creator

Heartslabyul

Riddle

To start off ain't no way this boy has a big dick with all the love to him

I will say he has an average sized one, about 4 inches, 5 when hard

And it's also not that wide, but like not completely skinny either

In fact it's actually a bit thicker towards the base

I see people say this and I agree that his tip is a pretty shade of red, a little bigger than the cock but not as large as the base

Now as for hair, he is definitely well trimmed, there's just a tiny patch there that's the same red as his hair of course

Overall it's a pretty cute cock

Trey

Say it with me now. LONG AND THICK!!!

Well, ok, let's be honest, it's probably not that thick, but it's thicker than normal and you could feel it

This boy is def about e 7.5 or 8.5, no question, won't take complaints

His tip is a little bigger, but not much, and more pink then red, though it does go bright red when hard

Now the hair is well trimmed but still pretty there

Def pressing into your nose while you go down on him with your mouth

And he'd like it too lol

11/10 would look at again

Cater

Excuse me while I just slides over a card that says it's pierced

hm? I didn't say anything

But for real, I bet that boy has at least got a Prince Albert piercing right there, hitting that spot

A good 7 inches long

The width is actually pretty skinny, but that ain't a bad thing lol

Cause know what?

His tip makes up for it

Not even including the Prince Albert, his tip is pretty large, but not so large it's out at proportion

And his whole dick fades into a nice blushy pink, with the tip slightly darker cause why not!

And it is def curved up a bit so it REALLY hits

This boy has a TRAIL!!!!!!

He decorates it all nice and pretty, leaving that bit to tease his simps with (me, I am simps)

He doesn't even let it get out of control

Hot as hell and he knows it

Ace

I wanna be mean to him and day "itty bitty dick committee" but... He's slightly above average, let's admit it oops, still mean 😅

I'll be nice to him and says he's about and 5.5 in height and length smacked ALRIGHT I'LL STOP!

But yeah, like I said, slightly abovebaverage

The width is actually the thickest of the Heartslabyul boys, can stretch you pretty damn good

The tip is the same width, and a more blushy red then Riddle, but not as light as Cater's

Now his hair, uh....

It's a bit of a bush

NOT EVEN THE ATTRACTIVE WAY, LIKE A MESSY WAY

He remembers every about 2 or 3 monthsbto shave it down, and he doesn't even dobit that much

So, dick is pretty, shave down the bush and I would say a 10 outta 10

Deuce

Oh, this poor virgin boy Imao

HIS DICK IS SO PRETTY BUT SO UNUSED!!!!

Like you're saying a good 6 inches, slightly thick where it counts, and pretty beyond belief

His tip is another one that is slightly bigger than the rest, in the cutest shade of pink

His hair is also almost a clean shave, like a little trail

In total it is so FUCKING PRETTY AND I WANNA-bleeps

Ah thank you, 15/10 would recommend

Savanaclaw

Leona (animal leaning)

NOW PEOPLE KEEP SAYING HUGE DICK, AND I WANNA BELIEVE IT, BUT!!!!! BUT BUT BUT!!!!

Lion's dicks are tiny as all hell

(Don't ask why, just know I put myself through torture for entertainment)

So let's say for animal leaning he'd 3.5

HE'S HELLA THICK THO, SO HE'S GOT THAT FOR HIM!

Probably in the top 5 of thickest cocks

Gets thinner more towards the tip, but still thick

Tip is a nice pink shade, and it's only on the tip, everywhere else is the same color as his skin

Also, bumpy as hell, my lord

As little as there is it is covered in bumps and thick veins

BUSHIEST MOFO IN THE DAMN SCHOOL!!!

Like damn, take a razor to that shit, or at least trim it!!!!!

Literally Ruggie had to threaten to drag him to the bathroom and do it himself to get him to do it

(Still took to much effort to get him to do it though, my lord)

Overall, not bad, needs better maintenance though 😒

Leona (human leaning)

Just so y'all know, in future fics you will never know which type I am using, could be the more animal like or more human like lol, so good luck all you Leona simps on my page

Now, lemme just clears throat

LONG AND THICK!!!!

No matter which way, it is thick, but more human like is thick throughout, not skinner towards the tip

This man is like 8.5 inches, maybe 9, but for your sake, well say 8.5

As for the bumps they're not as bad and are now just veiny as hell

The tip is the same, along with the bush 😒

Again, big as hell, not bad to look at, LEARN TO USE A DAMN RAZOR!!!!

Ruggie

NOW THIS ONE IS THE SAME EITHER WAY!!!

Long. As. HELL!!!

Solid 7.5 hard inches on this man, no cap

SKINNY-!! Skinny, skinny, skinny! Still feels good, but don't hope for a stretch with him

In fact it could probably slide in easily!

That is.... If you can get past the tip 😈

Cause his tip is a good bit bigger than his dick!

And it has a fade to pink at the tip

Don't even get me started on the curve OOF!

I had a nice upwards curve so it really hits all the spots you want

Now for the hair...I'll admit, it's kinda bushy

NOT AS BAD AS LEONA, but probably a more tamed version of that

Also part of the trail gang (those are hella hot, convince me otherwise!)

Overall, very nice, and not bad to look at

Jack

Ok y'all, this one is hard to do animal accurate, because people are freaks and like animal dildos, but I'll try

OK, FIRST OFF, LENGTH! I'd give a solid 8 or 9!

It's actually paler then the rest of his body, with some parts a pink shade, his tip as well

Speaking of the tip, it's actually a bit smaller then the rest

Now for the width... Let's say when he's not hard it's slightly average in width, and when hard above average is the best way to describe it

It'll still feel good! So don't worry!

Now for hair I feel like he's between having almost as much as Leona or being like Ruggie and knowing how to trim it

Def more towards Ruggie, and def does it more often then those two!

But he just grows hair fast, he can't help it

A pretty good dick overall

Octavinelle

Azul

Another virgin bay with a hella cute dick!!

Now this one is more on the average side of length, slightly above, standing at 6 inches

It's actually pretty chubby/thick, specially at the center and base

A nice blushy pink throughout it Seriously, it's so pretty and cute, wtf, gimme a chance with it-COUGH COUGH, ANYWAY!

The tip is slightly darker than the rest but not by much, and is also the same size as the rest

Now for his hair-wait, I mean, what hair?

Yep, he's hairless down there! He shaves it down to the skin once it starts getting outta control ACE, LEONA, TAKE SOME DAMN NOTES!!!

He has a slight curve right and downwards, and it feels pretty good! (Specially doggy style AHEM AHEM)

Overall, 10/10, would recommend

Jade

AHEHEHEHEHE, OH BOY, THIS MAN!!!

Long, 9 inches, VEINY VEINY VEINY!!!!

Gets thicker towards the base, but still pretty damn skinny!

I don't think I said veiny, did I? Oh well, I'll do it again VEINY!!!!

He has a slight curve to the left cause reasons 😃

Now, let's talk hair

Not bad down there, like there's some, but it's not a bush

And I'mma say it hey, no, stop. I'mma say it-HE HAS A TRAIL!-knocked out

Ugh, what? Oh

So yeah, pretty damn good dick

Floyd

Well...they are twins...in every sense 😅😅😅

The hair is also worst down there

DICKS ARE NEAR IDENTICAL!!!

SAME LENGTH, SAME WIDTH, SAME TYPE OF TIP, IDENTICAL!!

Now here are the differences

Instead of the left Floyd's curves to the right (you'll have to guess why~)

For Floyd I would say he is the less clean down there version of Jade, he is way more scruffy and jacked up down there

So I'll say, if he cleans it up a bit, he's golden

Scarabia

Kalim

OH BOY, YALL BETTER BE READ FOR THE LEVEL OF SIMPING THESE TWO BRING OUT OF ME, LIKE DAMN!!!!! WHY THE WHOLE DORM GOTTA BE ATTRACTIVE!?!?!?!

Ahem, ahem anyway, onto the dicks!!!

.... Pierced, AHEM I MEAN WHAT?!?! But fr, he had a Jacobs ladder and a reverse prince albert, cause why the hell not 😅

Now, the length is more on the average side, standing at 5 inches

The width is pretty good!

Slightly above average but thicker towards the base

The tip is a vibrant red against his skin, as thick as the base, and just UGH, HE'S SO ATTRACTIVE!!!

Now the hair....meh, it's a bit of a bush, but more of a controlled bush

Overall, 10/10

Jamil

.... I am such a simp for these two 😂😂😂

ANYWAY, LET'S START OFF, HE'S 7 INCHES!!!

I feel like he'd be pretty damn veiny, with a very prominent one on the top of his dick

The width, more on the skinny side, but will still have a slight stretch for him

The tip!! His tip is more of a dark red, blending into his skin and fading halfway down

It's also the same width of the dick too

Now the hair is fairly tame down there!

...but he does have a trail and it's hot as HELL!!!!!!!

Ahem! Hey, don't hit me, I stopped-! knocked out again

Ugh, anyway, hella hot, 15/10, would recommend

Pomefiore

Vil

OK, LET'S START OFF WITH HE'S PART OF THE LONG GROUP, GODDAMN!!!

A good 8 inches, with subtle veins

His width is on the skinnier side like Jamil, but also like Jamil, will give you astretch!

Like himself, his dick is just so pretty!

Ugh, I hate this pretty boy

/jk I actually don't mind him

Ok, back on track with the tip

His tip is slightly bigger then the width, and a nice pink shade

Now for the hair, if you think he doesn't take care of his hair down there either, you'd be wrong!

Like Cater, he knows how to decorate it to be pretty for his simps, so there is a barely there trail for that reason

The area they can't see is more compact and well shaved

So, 20/10, pretty nice dick

Rook

This mofo-

Ahem I mean, onto Rook!

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he's a 6.6, just above average

His width is the same, above average

He will be a stretch tho, but in a good way

He barely uses his dick tho, he mostly prefers using his fingers and tongue-

OFF TOPIC, THAT'S FOR ANOTHER DAY, BACK ON TRACK

The tip, is muah! bigger than the width and it just feels so good!

Now the hair It's almost like Vil's, because he is such a big fan

So, he has a slight trail, but it is more prominent than Vil's

But it's also a bit of a bush

Like a clean one, ya know?

So pretty nice to look at at least!

Epel

SWEET VIRGIN BOY WITH A CUTE DICK SQUAD!!!!

Seriously, like it's a bit on the small side, like about 4-5 inches, but still nice!

A bit chubby towards the base tho, but again! Still nice!

His whole dick is a nice pink throughout, and a darker pink on the tip

And speaking of the tip, it's about as thick as the base is

Now for the hair... Oh boy

Vil would have a heart attack if he knew about it (thankfully he has enough decency to not go that far)

It's a bush, and not in a good way

Like yeah, he trims it every once in a while, but his hair grows fast!

But overall, and hella nice dick!

Ignihyde

Idia

OH BOY THIS ONE!!!

One word: messy

HE'S HELLA LONG, ABOUT 8-9 INCHES!

PRETTY THICK, LIKE ABOVE AVERAGE!

THE TIP IS GOOD TOO, A PINK FADE TO IT

BUT THE HAIR!!!

This boy is worse then Leona

Even the lion dorm leader would cringe

I'm not even sure if he could chop it off cause the hair down there is also fire! Like can he cut his hair?! How would it work?!!

But anyway, yeah 😅😅😅

So it's ok, but damn!

Ortho

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Diasomnia

Malleus

Sebek, down boy, NO SEBEK DOWN!

...Anyway, ahem, Malleus-San

LONGEST BOY HERE, MY LORD!!!

10-11 inches, no cap

The thickness of it, not so much

I will say he is above average-SEBEK, WHAT DID I SAY, DOWN BOY!!

The tip is the same width and same skin color, no pink or red to it

Hair is the next one, and DAMN

He has a bit of a bush, but like it's not out of hands

So overall...Pray for yourself 😬

Lilia

Aha, ahahaha, aha, THIS MAN!!!

He ain't small!!!! I know I made the other shorties have dicks on the smaller side, but not him!!!!

He is a solid 8-9 inches!!!!!

Why, cause I said so, that's why

He's able to change the way it looks and he uses it

Relatively thick, but in an above average way

The tip is thicker then the base and also a dark red shade

The hair is surprisingly tame down there, I will say

So overall, pretty good!

Silver

IF Y'ALL THOUGHT I WAS DOWN BAD FOR SCARABIA, Y'ALL AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET!!!

HE'S SO HANDSOME, AND FOR WHAT?

Ahem, anyway, onto the dick

A good 7 inches, slightly veiny too

(I'll just drop this rq-somnophillia)

HIS WIDTH IS ABOVE AVERAGE, BUT A NICE STRETCH

The tip is fading into a nice blushy pink shade halfway down

His hair is well trimmed...But this one is simply cause I'm a simp for him, he has a trail!

20/10

Sebek

...I like bullying him 😅😅😅

I'LL BE NICE TO HIM FOR THIS ONE THO

So, a solid 7-8 inches on this boy

Also part of the thick squad, kinda like an hourglass style?

Skinnier at the center and thicker everywhere else

The tip is slightly larger than the base and a violent shade of red only on the tip

He has a bit of a bush, and this one is just a fact, he also has a trail

So, enjoy

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I hope you enjoyed these head cannons! Inbox is open and you are free to ask or request any of the ones listed in my dash! Enjoy the moment! 🥰

#twisted wonderland smut #twst smut #dick headcannon #heartslabyul #savanaclaw #octavinelle #scarabia #pomefiore #ignihyde #diasomnia #twisted wonderland #-Nerd signing off

[thegoodthebadthealternative]

The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative: a homestuck fanfiction. Chapter 34, an excerpt:

"Well, that sounds better than no plan, I suppose," Kanaya agreed. "We'll take a table far enough away that you don't feel like we're hovering."

"And we'll keep an eye out for you going mister cool guy mode if you flub too many open and honest type behaviors," Vriska added.

"Goddamnit, you were eavesdropping." Dave sighed, swinging his legs up so he could sit on the counter sideways, able to see both of them. "Was there any part of this convo that actually stayed private?"

"I could lie if it makes you feel better," Vriska said, shoving her hand in her jeans pocket. She pulled out a crumbled fifty-dollar bill. "Is this enough to cover these clothes? Walmart shirts are fine for casual wear, but if I look super schlubby, I'll stand out more."

"Hmm, I think that works out to just enough," Kanaya lied, taking the proffered fifty. She grabbed the security magnet remover from behind the counter. "Dave, can you help her get the tags off?"

"Nah, she's being hella shady." He refused the proffered tool. "Vriska, you're not gonna go gossiping to John about my tragicomic ass behavior, are you?"

"Depends," she replied, idly fiddling with the magnet on her tank top. Casually, she added, "how sure are we that Jade isn't a succubus?"

Kanaya sputtered. "What?"

"Seconded. What?" Dave chimed in.

"Wellllllll, the logic seems pretty obvious to me." Vriska cleared her throat, flicking the security tag onto the counter, which she'd apparently worked free without the magnet remover. She looked up at Kanaya, addressing her directly. "So, picture this. John and I are making cupcakes, right? John's in this cute ruffled apron with flowers on it. Some banter ensues- Dave calls him a housewife, John threatens to withhold the goods if he doesn't quit the jokes, and next thing I know, Dave is literally begging on his knees, hands clasped like a groveling peasant as he praises John's skills."

Dave groaned in embarrassment. "I swear it sounded better in my head as I was doing it."

"Psh, I bet." Vriska waggled her eyebrows. "So. He crawls in close, like just barely out of dick-sucking range, and then they just stare at each other, leaving me smelling way too much information about the direction their thoughts were wandering. John's dad was in the room and the dude totally forgot, his pupils were blown like he was on ecstasy. Absolutely atrocious, he's lucky humans can't smell or see that kind of detail from the other side of the room." 

"Dude, no, he was just staring at my antics. He's straight." Dave shook his head. 

"Do you need me to spell out exactly what I was smelling?" Vriska asked incredulously, whipping her head around to stare at Dave. "Maybe he's just so fucking drawn in by your cool guy shtick that he thinks you're the straight one, so he isn't talking flirty or whatever. But the body keeps the score on that kind of stuff, and he can't hide the reactions happening underneath the skin." 

"But what does that have to do with Jade?" Kanaya asked, trying to draw Vriska's intensity back in her direction. 

"Oh, just that John's first favorite subject was Dave, pre-party. They did that whole rap thing against Tavros and Gamzee, I thought they were two, maybe three drinks away from a successful maneuver on the dance floor. But then Jade shows up, and suddenly John is-" Vriska crossed her pointer and middle finger. "Like this with her for the rest of the party, even though Dave nearly got his brain melted. It was fucking weird . Then he doesn't even stop by to say hi to us, not one, but two days in a row, because he's too busy in the morning getting ready to hang out with Jade? Makes me think, maybe she's pulling some heavy seduction magic."

For a moment, the trio were silent, absorbing Vriska's words.

"Are you a conspiracy theorist? Genuinely asking," Dave said, crossing his arms.

Do you think Vriska is blowing things out of proportion? Read on to find out!

The Good, The Bad, and The Alternative (449733 words) by Madam_Melon_Meow, sarcasticcelery Chapters: 34/? Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Nepeta Leijon/Equius Zahhak, Sollux Captor/Aradia Megido, Eridan Ampora & Feferi Peixes, Kanaya Maryam & Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde & Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider & Dave Strider, Beta Kids & Beta Trolls, Jade Harley & Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Dad Egbert & John Egbert, Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket, Eridan Ampora/Dave Strider Characters: John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, Jade Harley, Becquerel (Homestuck), Kanaya Maryam, Vriska Serket, Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope, Aradia Megido, Tavros Nitram, Sollux Captor, Gamzee Makara, Eridan Ampora, Feferi Peixes, Nepeta Leijon, Equius Zahhak, Virgin Mother Grub (Homestuck), Vriska's Lusus, Gl'bgolyb (Homestuck), Dad Egbert, Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde, Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Aurthour (Homestuck), The Condesce (Homestuck), Serenity (Homestuck) Additional Tags: inspired by Kim Harrison’s The Hollows, Alternate Universe - Urban Fantasy, Humanstuck, Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session, Human Lusii (Homestuck), Alternate Universe - Post-Apocalypse, Demigods, Vampires, multi POV: all beta trolls & humans, The Horrorterrors (Homestuck), Non-Abusive Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider, Long Lost/Secret Relatives, Violence, Magic, Aged-Up Character(s), the kids and trolls range between 16 and 20, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Vriska Serket has PTSD, Memory Loss, Scars, Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms, Plot Twists, Unreliable Narrator, Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider Are Not Related, Skaianet Laboratories, beta guardians are not alpha kids and troll parents are not ancestors, monsterstuck, Break Up, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Ship Tags Will Update As They Become Relevant, Good Person Gamzee Makara, Suicide Attempt by Proxy, Dissociation, Victim Blaming, Abusive Parents, sexually active teenagers, Underage Drinking Series: Part 1 of Monsterstuck: Suburban Catastrophe Summary: Three years ago, on John Egbert's birthday, the world ended. Three years ago, Jade Harley and Vriska Serket vanished alongside billions of others. Three years ago, the apocalypse arrived, transforming everything and revealing much that was hidden to those who remained. Three years ago, the meteors (mostly!) missed Houston, and that's where John's headed today. In Houston, Rose Lalonde searches for washed-up traces of magic, warily overseen by Kanaya and her old friend Dave. In Texas, the newly dubbed "alternatives" maintain a newfound alliance with the humans they saved--and a wary truce with the Hunter forces that once kept all these creatures of fable and fairytale a secret from the world of man. And here, in Houston, the world is about to change once again. An urban fantasy monsterstuck AU featuring the beta kids, beta trolls, and their guardians. Updates every other Saturday!

#dave strider #kanaya maryam #vriska serket #karkat vantas #eridan ampora #terezi pyrope #pepsicola #eridave #monsterstuck #in control

[niragisqueenofhearts]

~The Devil's Dog~ pt. 3

Park Jongdu x fem!reader

warnings: Nsfw, smut, murder, blood, biting, angst, [stockholm syndrome in a way?? idk you guys be the judge.]

word count: 3707

And we back again with the third and final chapter!! I got hella inspired with this. Alright i'll leave you sickos to it.

Enjoy! <333

part 1 part 2

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For the next couple of days, Jongdu stayed with you, sadly it was only for a short amount of time before he left for days, sometimes weeks at a time. Where did he go? You never knew, but you didn't care. He was yours now, no one could ever take that away from you ever again. You no longer saw him as the man that caused you hell, he was the man that gave you your confidence, the man that made you feel alive again. Even simple things like getting groceries were such an adrenaline rush for you knowing that he was your little secret. Sure, you could get arrested for harboring a fugitive, but what was life without a little bit of danger? You were sure you'd been found out eventually anyway, but you were happy that you weren't.

The week began as usual, you woke up your usual time, got your coffee and headed into work.  You arrived just in time as the doors swung open letting the cool morning breeze waft through the building. As you walked in, all your colleagues greeted you happily. You hummed a cute little song as you approached your office and started to prepare your material for the days’ work ahead of you. "Well, someone's got some pep in her step." Jess stated as she walked into the room, taking a seat in the chair across from your desk. "Huh?" You replied flashing a smile. "You! You're all happy and giddy, and for once you don't look like death warmed up." She pointed at you. "What's going on with you? Is it Bobby? Did he propose? No wait! Are you pregnant?" she exclaimed, getting excited with each of her assumptions. "No!" You exclaimed, "I'm just happy, I feel invincible, like I can take on the world." Jess began to furrow her brows suspiciously, "You sure you're not pregnant?"

"Get out!" You laugh as you point towards your opened office door. As Jess walks out, you sigh as you lean back into your chair, looking around you. It's a good day today.

Maybe it was the way of the world or your overwhelming happiness, but you managed to breeze through this day of work not even thinking about the time. You didn't even realize it was quitting time until you saw your colleagues leaving. Quickly you packed your bag and made way for the elevator where you met up with Jess. "God today was so tiring." she exclaimed, reaching a hand onto her shoulder blade and massaging it as she stretched her neck. "What do you mean? Time flew right by." You chuckled. "Speak for yourself Ms. Happy." Jess snapped before letting out a chuckle herself, as she watched the numbers on the elevator get higher, finally stopping at your floor. "Red or white?" Jess asked you as you both entered the elevator. "What?" You replied pressing the basement floor button. "Wine, it’s wine night remember?" She reminded you, "You've been blowing me off for the past couple of weeks. You promised that you'd make it up to me and we'd do wine night, tonight."

"Oh," You sighed. "It's fine if you forgot-" "No!" You cut her off. "It's not that I forgot about you," You lied through your teeth, "I just forgot buy the wine completely. I'll make a stop on the way home."  "Alrighty then..." She replied, "I'll see you later?"

"Yep." You agreed as you stepped out of the elevator, making your way towards your car. Your gut is now overwhelmed with an uneasy feeling. You knew inviting her over to your house was a bad idea. You had been harboring a serial killer for weeks now, everything would fall apart easily if she found out. But on the other side you hadn't seen Jongdu in days, there was no way that coincidentally he would just show up blowing everything out of proportion. Right?

You managed to get the wine in jiffy and then sped home immediately to clear up any incriminating evidence that a serial murder had been living in your house, the uneasy feeling in your gut increasing by the second as you guessed when Jess would show up. Your heart had skipped a beat as the doorbell rang. Your hands shook as you approached the door with severe caution. You opened the door and there was Jess with a tote slung around her arm. "Hey!" She greeted you excitedly, I got pretty woman, the breakfast club, sixteen candles, dirty dancing, and all our favorite snacks!" You couldn't help but smile. Jess was not only your colleague but a well-respected friend. You care about her so much, you'd just die if anything were to happen to her. "Let's go inside shall we." You said opening the door wider to allow her entrance. She grabbed your hand as you locked your door. Let a night of fun begin.

'Okay I just love these shoes!" Jess squealed emphasizing the word 'love' as you both modeled your clothes for each other in the mirror. You guys’ giggle and lip sync to some of your favorite songs as if you were in high school again. "Oh my god if only Bobby could see us!" She laughed. You laughed along with her as you turned to grab your nightgown to change back in. You were careful enough this whole night to keep your new cut hidden from Jess. "Hey, where is Bobby anyway?" Jess asked, causing your heart to drop. "Bobby?" You choked. "Yeah, where is he? It's been hours, shouldn't he be home by now?" Your breathing became a bit eradicated as your uneasiness swallowed you whole. "He'll be here soon hopefully." You responded nonchalantly while trying hard to act casual. Although you assured Jess that Bobby was okay and well, it still didn't stop her from growing suspicious as the night went on.

"So, let me get out of this and we can start on those movies huh?" You offered, giving her your most charming smile. "Sounds great." She chirped. You walked into the bathroom to change out of your clothes. It confused Jess as you walked to the bathroom, you guys were comfortable with each other and had changed in front of each other on multiple occasions, yet you were acting so weird tonight. She would've brushed something like this off, until she saw your bandage hip. Her eyes widen slightly as she realizes. Jess decided to change back into her pajamas as well to distract herself from the thoughts occurring in her head, thinking of the many logical reasons why you would have that bandage on you. 

"Everything okay?" You yelled out from behind the bathroom doors as you continued to change, yet you received no immediate answer. You chuckled as you figured that Jess may have been still in awe of those shoes she tried on earlier. Little did you know it was the complete opposite.

Jess's suspicions had started to consume her mind. What is going on? She thought. Why is she being so weird?

 She thought harder, more confused than before. What was the deal with the band aid?

So many questions flooded her mind, she needed an answer. She started to look around. At first nothing was out of the ordinary, that was until she realized Bobby's belongings were nowhere to be found. She searched every inch of his room as quietly as she could. There was nothing, no clothes, no items, or devices. Anxiety began to set in as you entered the room again. "Hey, what are you doing?" You asked as Jess jumped slightly. You sensed the tension in Jess's body as she quickly turned around facing you. "Why are you looking through my stuff?" You continued as you realized the vanity drawer was open. "When's Bobby coming home again?" Panic began to sink in once more as she questioned Bobby's whereabouts. "Soon." You replied. "Don't lie Y/n." She stated, concern plaguing every syllable as she took steps toward you. "What's going on? Did he leave you?"

Tears stung your eyes as they began to stream down your cheeks.  She looked at you with concern in her own eyes as she stared straight into your soul. "Was it a fight? Do you want me to speak to him?" You began to shake your head erratically. "No, no, you can't."  The tears kept coming harder and harder, as you began to cry uncontrollably. She cupped one side of your face gently and wiped away a few of your tears as she gave you a reassuring smile. "What happened?"

You took a deep breath as you prepared for what you were going to say to her. "Bobby's not coming home or going anywhere else for a matter a fact."

"What- What are you talking about?" She asked. You took another deep breath before you continued. "You remember the Frontier wolf? Remember the man who attacked me on the boat?" You watched as all the color drained from her face. Fear now taking ahold of her. "He found me." You whispered.

"And Bobby?"  She said with a trembling voice. "He was dead when i got here." It was at this moment that Jess was scared shitless. Tears began to pool into her eyes. "What'd the police say?" Silence overtook the room before you answered. "I didn't tell them."

"You what?" She exclaimed. "How could you not tell them!?" Her voice raised to a higher tone as she questioned. "He threatened to kill you, didn't he? That has to be the only logical reason why you didn't report!"

"Yeah, well It's not my reason!" You cried. "I couldn't do that to him." You whispered back, unable to meet her gaze. A part of you wanted to take that back, she didn't even deserve an explanation from you. She didn't ask for it. This situation was so far beyond fucked up; you didn't need to lie to make everything worse. Who knows, maybe she'd understand if you'd explain. "Oh my god," She spoke as she realized. "You're protecting him."  She concluded as the pieces of the puzzle finally began to fit together. You are lying about where Bobby is, failing to report his murder, refusing to come clean. The whole thing all made sense now.

The truth dawned onto her, as she stared at you intently in disbelief.

"How long has this been going on?" she asked calmly, with little anger evident in her words. "A month ago..." You muttered. "And Bobby's death?"

"Also, a month ago." You confirmed. The tears were pouring from both of your eyes now as you held your hands tightly in front of you, clenching them into tight fists. Jess didn't respond, instead she reached for her cellphone that rested on the bed. You immediately snatched it away from her. "I can't let you do that Jess."  You said softly as she gazed at you with a cold glint in your eye. "What we have, it's amazing." You continued. "He makes me feel more alive than I’ve ever been, I love him." She scoffed at your admission. "You're sick."  She spat out venomously as she took the phone back away from you.

You couldn't let her tell anyone, let alone the police. You couldn't let her ruin what you have, take away your happiness, it's unjust. It wasn't fair. Instantly you reached for the phone again, this time Jess didn't let go. A struggle ensued between you both. The fight quickly turned into a fight for survival. She knew too much; you couldn't just let her leave. "No!" You screamed bloody murder at her. The fight had escalated rapidly as you kept struggling against her. Jess was stronger than you though as she was able to flip you onto the ground. You gasped loudly as the wind was knocked out of your lungs. You watched as she frantically began to dial emergency services. She may have been stronger, but you were quicker on your feet. With adrenaline coursing through your veins, you got up and reached under your pillow. There sat the knife, you hid under your pillow since the day you got off the ship.

"I won't let you take him from me!" You screamed at the top of your lungs as you charged at her, plunging the knife into the crook of her neck.  Her hand clutched onto your wrist tightly as she desperately tried to pull the knife out, ultimately you did resulting in blood spurting onto your face and clothes. Jess clutched her neck in any way she thought fit to stop the blood flowing. She fell onto the ground, gurgling noises erupted from her as she choked, her body's movements becoming more erratic as she fought for her life. You watched as she struggled, your feelings apathetic at the bloody sight that laid beneath you. You knelt and straddled the suffering woman, your grip on the knife tightening and ready for another blow. Raising the knife, you plunged it into her chest, one, two, three times, until she finally stopped moving.

"What the fuck did you do?" A voice erupted from behind you, your neck snapped towards the source of the voice and your eyes widened. There Jongdu stood wearing a patterned shirt and black trousers that hung on him perfectly. "She knew too much," You swallowed. "I couldn't let her leave." Jongdu approached you slowly and picked up the bloody knife from your hand, he took your chin in his next hand, pulling you to look at him. His emotions are also apathetic to the crime. "I couldn't let her take you from me." You uttered softly as you stared into his eyes. He stared down at you with a familiar hardness in his look, yet with a slight softness to it. He ran his thumb across your lips allowing you to plant a small kiss onto it before removing his hand completely. "You did well for your first kill," he said as he investigated the big bloody mess. Your heart filled with warmth as he praised you. "However, it's messy, real messy."

"What do we do?" You asked. "You aren't doing anything." He stated, emphasizing the 'you' in his sentence. "This is too much of a mess for two people to clean. I'll call some reinforcements and you just stay out of the way." You nodded as you lifted yourself off the lifeless body watching send a message on his phone. Soon enough, Jongdu's reinforcements arrived, the fellow murderers that stood alongside him during the coup on the frontier wolf. It surprised you to see all of them still alive and well. You watched in awe from a corner as they all assisted in cleaning your mess, reminiscing about other murders they've committed like they were talking about stories from when they were kids. "A knife in the neck, that's how i did my first kill." One man smiled as he looked up at you, "Turns out little Ms. Perfect doctor ain't so perfect after all. You're one of us now darling." He stopped suddenly in his work as he started to admire you in your bloody nightgown. Jongdu took notice, kicking him back to his senses. "I called you to work, not fuck around." He scolded as his men resumed their work on the corpse.

It took a while but eventually the group managed to clean everything of any DNA or belongings of Jess. Wiping you clean off the future suspect list for her murder. You watched as they packed up and left leaving you and Jongdu in a newly clean house. "I'll be right back." You stated as you walked into the bathroom. You leaned against the sink, staring grimly at yourself. Your hands shook with adrenaline as your brain tried to process what happened tonight. "Good ol' adrenaline, right?" Jongdu snuck from behind you. His broad chest pressed against you as he looked at you through the mirror. "Don't worry so much sweetheart, you did what you had to." His arms wrapped around your waist as he brought his lips to your ear. "Succumbing to one of human's most primal instinct for your own good, such an evil little girl you are." He whispered huskily into your ear, before beginning to kiss your neck hungrily. You shuddered at his touch as his hands roamed your clothed body. "How did it feel?" He asked. "How did it feel to plunge the knife into her, to feel the life expel from her body, watching the light in her eyes go dim?" 

"It felt amazing." You said as you continued to stare at yourself into the mirror guilt still plaguing your mind. You could feel his smile against your skin. "So beautiful." He responded as he admired every drop of blood on you. You could feel how hard he was becoming by the minute.  His hand traveled under your dress, hooking his fingers into the waist band of your panties, and sliding it down your legs. With his intentions loud and clear, you reach for the string of your nightgown intending to slide it down your arm before he stops you. "Keep it on, I want to keep this image of you burned into my mind." He finally released his cock from its cloth confinement, grinding the length of him against your bare ass eliciting a moan. Soon enough your guilt was washed away and replaced with the burning fire of lust. You turned to him and pulled him into a violently aggressive kiss, you bit down on his lip so hard it drew blood, you moaned at the taste.  Soon you broke apart from each other, panting heavily for breath and gazing deeply into each other’s eyes.

Jongdu pulled out of your grasp, lust had overtaken him as his eyes grew darker and darker. With no warning, he lifted you onto the sink, positioning himself at your entrance and thrusting as hard as he could, a ecstatic scream escaped your mouth as he continued to the assault on your cunt. "Fucking hell." He groaned as he pounded into you with vengeance. You could feel yourself gripping onto his shirt, wanting any skin to skin contact with him, eventually ripping his shirt open and wrapping your arms around him and clawing at his back.  Your body was convulsing in pleasure, you threw your head back as you felt your eyes roll into your head feeling your orgasm make its approach so quickly, the bathroom filled with sinful sound of your bodies and the expletives shouted into the air.

The moment seemed to last forever until the waves finally crashed over your body. Jongdu rested his head into the crook of your neck biting harshly at your skin as he came, his hot cum pouring into you as you rode your high, your knees buckled, and legs shook around him as you moaned at your release. If it wasn't for Jongdu holding you, you would’ve for sure collapsed onto the mirror behind you. You both stayed there for what seemed like ages. "Fuck, I missed this," He mumbled quietly as his fingers played with your nightgown. "Me too." You whispered into his ear. Jongdu licked the blood from the bite he created on your shoulder before he pulled away. He stripped himself of his clothes completely before turning his attention to you. Pulling you close once again he clasped the hem of your nightgown and pulled it over your head and threw it aside with his clothing. He lifted you off the sink and carried you to the shower, pushing you inside and closing the shower curtain shutting out the rest of the world. The water cascading down upon the two of you washing every trace of evidence away. The tension between the two of you thickened with every passing second.  You closed your eyes tightly and buried your face into his chest, your hands roaming around his body as he caressed your hips, back and sides lovingly, the two of you lost in your own world as if time had frozen in that very spot. As if nothing else mattered except for the two of you as your bodies moved together in a rhythm only known between you.

Jess's body was discovered just the next month, her remains just like the others, barely noticeable as human and burned to a crisp. None of the other murders had that detail. You figured Jongdu took the extra precaution to hide any trace evidence of you. It was also revealed that Bobby had been missing. Although you were questioned and last seen with Jess no one could possibly find out about the connection between you and this case. By Jongdu's command, you quit your job and started packing to move. When the police questioned your wanting to move, you responded that you felt somewhat guilty for what happened to the people closest to you, you needed a change. A total lie obviously, but it seemed to work as if you were no longer a suspect on the police's radar.

On a crisp Sunday night, Jongdu forced you out of bed, collected your belongings, got you in a car and started driving to only god knows where. You questioned the location you were heading the whole car ride, and not one time did he answer until you reached your destination; The beach you last saw Jongdu after the boat takeover. "Why are we here?" You asked as you looked out the window. Everything about it was exactly like that night, the full moon, the sparkle of the water, the cool air blowing in from the ocean. All memories rushed to you, reminding you of the events. "You'll see," Jongdu smirked as he exited the car, you followed behind him. "Look." He demanded. You gasped at the sight. A small cargo boat approached the shore, with all Jongdu’s fellow convicts boarded. They waved at you and began cheering excitedly. "Jongdu?" You turned your gaze to him in disbelief. "I've been meaning to do some outsourcing," He stated as looked down at you with a sinister smile he wore so well. "So, how about a trip to Japan?"

#project wolf hunting #park jongdu #project wolf hunting jongdu #park jongdu x reader #jongdu x reader #kdrama x reader #kdrama

[orchidyoonkook]

BTS ask game:

5, 21, 30, 38, 45! 💝

Violet, my love. My darling. I adore you.

5. Favorite album?

Goddamnit uhhhhhhh. That’s a hard one. My lazy ass wants to say proof cuz it has 90% of my favourites. But I’ll answer properly and say probably a tie between Love Yourself: Tear and Love Yourself: Her

21. Name the feature you like the most about each member!

Let’s go with physical features so I don’t lose my mind.

Jin: cheek bones dude. Cheek. Bones.

Yoongi: 🫠🫠 hands or face. Or literally everything.

Hobi: SMILE. Or his nose tbh.

Joon: mmm. Big. Uh I mean Um aside from his brain and all it’s inner workings his eyes. They are what made him my initial bias and I credit them for making me army.

Jimin: jawline. It’s unmatched.

Tae: His ratios. Like his body proportions. Top. Notch.

Jk: all of him. Nose. Eyes. Thighs. Tattoos. TATTOOS. Heart. Brain. Abs are cool. Forearms.

Take away the fact he’s JK. Pretend he’s a nobody on the street. He’s literally my ideal physical type. Muscular but not too much. Taller than me by a bit. Tatted up. Strong features. Good nose. Kind eyes. Cute smile. Good hands and legs. He matches up with everything.

30. Rank the dance line in terms of favourite dancing style!

Jimin. JK. Hobi. V.

38. What accessory would you bring for a fansign and for which member?

Like to give them?

I’m kind of anal about gift giving. I like them to be something the person would genuinely want and use or admire. So I don’t quite know what I would give?

Funny enough, I’ve actually done this with another band. My mum and I gave them all bracelets on tour and they wore them for the rest of it and I have the pictures to prove it.

My very first thought though is something signed by Nas for Joon. But I would most likely do hella research first to see what I could reasonably get one of them and they’d use and enjoy it.

45. If money, distance and the like weren't a problem, what kind of gift would you give them to their birthday?

Well. That being said with the previous question. I literally spent like 25 minutes on this. Yoongi and Jk were the hardest. Tae was the easiest.

Jin: a motor fishing boat, one he could take out and use any time he wanted or needed to

Yoongi: a bottle of nicely aged whiskey, the day off in bed (or just at home) with holly, and a fresh, black leather bound notebook with a personalized inscription on the inside to write down new ideas.

Hobi: collaboration collection deal with Kaws where he’s the creative director for the figures

Joon: lunch or dinner with his three biggest life and musical influences.

Jimin: a trip to a national Korean ballet company show and dinner at his favourite restaurant

Tae: original drawings//stills from the early simpsons episodes signed by the creators

JK: an anonymous day back home where he could walk anywhere he wanted like any other person and not be recognized by people or paps or dispatch. Just a regular normal boy. // or \\ a home cooked meal, a night in with his favourite movie and a signed iron man comic book by Stan Lee and RDJ.

#i spent so long on this holy moly #thanks for asking!!! #Violet!!! #violetsiren90 #asks #ask games with yoon #ms.mailbox📬

[somewhereinthepines]

i saw the other person asking you about chris's fashion, but what about ryan's? 👀👀

ooh, ryan is all about layers and long sleeved shirts. i imagine, that he has quite a collection of different things. many variations of t-shirts, and long-sleeves, different colors, but all prob dark and edgy. he’s just that type of kid, y’know. he loves wearing dark in summer, which i admire. bc dang, it’s badass. i would have fried in his place, haha. 

and then, he has these coy red boots and i find them kinda hella cute? i love how his style is very slim and kind of ‘non-eye catchy’, but you’d know, that chris would look at him with interest. he himself dresses nothing like that. and ryan just so thin looking, but also loves oversized shirts and barely any skin showing up, if it can be helped. just his neck and a bit of his arms. kinda teasing, even if closed off. i’d love to think, that he has oversized hoodies, and some tight dark red jeans to wear with black boots, as if switching his usual belov3d color palette. 

it makes sense for ryan to dress more in-hand-with-time vs chris, but they surely find this curious about one another. same with their taste in music, i imagine. like, chris is more of a country/blues kind of guy, and ryan loves death-metal. 

but ah. in general, i think that ryan loves when the very little, small parts are exposed, the rest is covered and long, and also kinda tight looking? his pants for sure are this, but perhaps, it’s bc he loves kinda ‘hidding’ the shape of his figure. somewhat comfy with how it’s hard to tell exact proportions. like, he’s kinda a twiggy-looking guy, but with smth big over his frame, you can’t tell for sure. 

#asks #quarry

[musclesandhammering]

Supernatural Opinions That’ll Have Me Burned At The Stake Pt 1.

• John Winchester is more sympathetic than Dean.

• Literally every single angel in the series (except maybe Ishim) had 100% justifiable and understandable motives, and none of them were genuinely evil.

• The demons deserved 97% more sympathy than they got (yes, all of them) because they were literally tortured into being the way they are.

• The hunters on the show are the real villains. The supernatural creatures were just existing as they instinctually should have.

• There was absolutely no reason to bring Mary back at all, and they 100% only did it to provide Dean specifically with more personal Angst. Because everything’s about Dean.

• They did Bela so so dirty and there was no reason at all that 432 other boring ass characters got storyline after storyline and resurrection after resurrection when she didn’t even get mentioned post-death #1.

• Anything to do with Ben/Lisa/Dean was legit just the most boring thing I’ve ever seen, like I literally skipped past those parts cause I cared 0% about any of that.

• Claire was cool at first but they put everything into making her a mini-Dean and she ended up being a whiny annoying rude trying-too-hard-to-look-badass mess (surprise surprise).

• Alex was way more likeable and interesting than Claire, she should’ve gotten the lead storyline in that arc.

• The whole Claire/Kaia thing was nice from a representation standpoint I guess but there was zero chemistry and only like 2 scenes of lead-up and the entire time I was just thinking “what in the hell are they supposedly falling in love for, this feels so forced” lmao.

• Metatron was my fav even before his big redemptive scene, I stanned one petty weirdo full-stop all the way through his dicking around with Cas and everything, y’all simply do not have Taste.

• Same with Amara. Loved her even when she wanted to destroy the known universe. Stanned her. Supported her, even. And also she had an incredibly heartbreaking and sympathetic and dynamic storyline, but some of y’all couldn’t see the substance in her cause you were too busy being pissed that she flirted with your trash monster (Dean).

• I’m very sorry, but Charlie was annoying as all shit.

• Not only did Dean abuse Cas, but Dean abused Sam literally throughout the entire show, from the very first scene.

• Speaking of Sam, he’s probably the most caring, kind, empathetic, genuinely good person on the entire show. He’s an actual cinnamon roll, and every single person that holds him even 1% accountable for the leaving for college thing, or the demon blood thing, or the not looking for Dean in purgatory thing… y’all can eat my shorts.

• Cas was better friends with Sam than he ever was with Dean. They have more of a profound bond too. He was ordered to rescue Dean from Hell and had an army of other angels with him, but he chose to rescue Sam and went in completely alone. If that’s not more profound idk what is.

• I like Balthazar better than Gabriel, fight me on it.

• Hannah and Cas were actually hella cute together. And so were Cas and Meg.

• The Winchesters did not deserve Crowley. They also didn’t deserve Rowena.

• Sam and Dean aren’t actually heroes at all tbh because 75% of all the major apocalyptic problems that have happened on the show was literally their fault. And they almost never solved said problems themselves. They coerced supernatural beings into doing it for them.

• I liked the angels way better in season 4, when they were terrifying mythical beings of eldritch proportions that even the demons were scared of. Held more gravity, I think.

• After Bobby was killed off, the whole vibe of the show kinda fell apart. Like the team/family feeling was just never quite there after that, and it sorta killed it for me tbh.

• Chuck being a mega douche wasn’t the mind blowing plot twist they thought it was. Like that was predictable. It would’ve been more meta and more unsettling and more profound if, instead of being a raging narcissist, he had been portrayed as they described him in season 4/5- an actual father/creator that was jaded with his creation. He still could’ve been absent and all, just not a total heartless jerk.

• I didn’t even watch half of seasons 7-8 like wow that was not interesting in the slightest.

• Season 2 was also dull as hell, but it gets bonus points for the gritty midwestern horror aesthetic. 10/10 immaculate vibes.

• Anything past season 10 I just picked out the Cas episodes to watch and I didn’t even really love those :/.

• I don’t like how the storylines started getting too big for their britches around season 11 or so. Like purgatory and heaven and hell and the apocalypse, ok sure. But alternate dimensions? Heavenly extinction? God’s literal sister? Babe you’re just a cute lil country show from the CW go back to drunks killing vampires.

• This whole series actually started being trash less than halfway through, and the only reason it stayed on so long was because die-hard fans were invested enough to subject themselves to mental and emotional torture week after week just to stay loyal to their old favourite show.

#spn wank #anti supernatural #anti spn #anti dean winchester #cas #unpopular opinion #spn unpopular opinions #unpopular spn Opinions #spn meta #kinda not rly

[elysianslove]

please for the love of everything holy, give us attack on titan dick headcanons like you did with jjk and haikyuu 🤲🏻🤲🏻

i've been waiting for this one and i love your fics sm,, you're literally one of my fav bloggers ily <33

havsjdd ONE OF MY FAVE SERIES YES,,, i can’t just do all characters so i did the ones i’m most familiar with (aka mains 🤧) if you want others lmk!!

as always, this is purely for fun!! i don’t intend to be crazy realistic :)

other works; haikyuu captains, setters, middle blockers, aces and jujutsu kaisen

ATTACK ON TITAN DICK ANALYSIS

levi ackerman

as much as this hurts, he’s probably barely average. i mean, to be fair, he was extremely malnourished as a child, but i’ll be generous and say he’s 5.2 inches. such a pretty cock :( like it has a dark golden/brown tan to it, with a pink tip. also idk why but something tells me levi has a birthmark on his dick. don’t ask, he just has like this cool, brown splotch right beneath the tip. anyways, it curves up and inwards, i’m so sure. the girth and length are proportional, and he’s relatively veiny!! cute, thick balls too. is being clean shaven a thing in that universe? if it is, consider it done obviously.

eren jaeger

he has a big dick idc. just so hung i cannot. eren dick print is immaculate i will cry. fat cock, 6.8 inches, veiny as fuck. like thick veins you feel them when he’s inside of you. the shaft is just the tiniest bit darker than his skin, and the tip is dark, angry red, especially he’s all hard and wet. doesn’t really curve, to be honest, maybe a little to the right. oh and he has fat balls. heavy balls. breeder balls. he cums and his balls are still so full — insanity. doesn’t shave at all though like it’s so unkempt <//3 likes to shove your face down when you suck him off as if to make a point <//3

armin arlert

omg his dick’s so pretty. like sososo pretty. pale shaft and the cutest pink tip. like it’s kind a pastel pink but then he’s hard and it gets even darker, like a dark pink. it flushes so gorgeous when he’s hard and dripping for you. he’s like 6.3 inches, and it curves at the tip a little. more veiny than you’d imagine actually!!! his balls and tip are extremely, over the top, sensitive suck on them and he’s gone. oof and if you suck and then blow cold air? he might pass out. obviously clean shaven! sometimes he forgets tho but same way he doesn’t care if you are, you don’t care if he is either. nothing screams thoughtful like armin after all.

jean kirstein

HES SO BIG HELP. idk the timeskip.... he screams bde..... horsecock jean..... 7.2 inches bye. literally mouthwatering pretty, just a tan, bronze-ish shaft, prominent veins, dark pink tip that gets all bright when it’s wet. longer than he is thick but he will rearrange your guts absolutely. stick straight, doesn’t curve, isn’t sensitive so he’ll straight up cockwarm you whenever wherever (cockwarm any of your holes which one is available rn shawty). he trims, and there’s the hottest happy trail from beneath his belly button down to his crotch. when he stretches and it shows fhdbdhcjf

connie springer

my boy has an average dick <3 just 5.6 inches, good girth, good length, no curve. actually it’s kinda fat.... kinda.... might be a stretch taking him.... it’s okay he lives between those thighs anyways. pale pink tip that doesn’t darken all that much when hard, golden shaft, prominent veins. he’s clean shaven because he’s scared you’ll leave him if he wasn’t </3 forgot once and had a freak out session the moment he undressed till he realized it wasn’t that big of a deal.

reiner braun

HOLT FUCK PLEASE. HIS DICK IS SO BIG STOP. he’s 7.7 INCHES NO TAKESIES BACKSIES. hole splinter. pussy/bussy destroyer. cervix kisser. tummy bulger. golden shaft and a dark pink tip. literally so veiny. so much girth you cannot. cannot imagine. just size kink with reiner pls. heavy balls that have so much to give, but baby’s so easily sensitive <3 kind of clean shaven? depends on his mood? the time he has? whether you’re 100% for/against it or 50-50, etc.

bertholdt hoover

why do i get the feel, the vibes if you will, that he has such a big dick. like it shocks people when they see it. he’s probably hella long like 7 inches long, listen i cannot explain it he just has a big dick. dark shaft and the deepest red for a tip. not that veiny, but curves nicely to the right. extremely sensitive balls oh my god. will cry if you overstimulate him <3

niccolo

sasha’s so lucky <//3 big dick i know it. 6.7 inches and it’s gorgeous, with a golden tan to the shaft that flushes out to a bright, pale pink tip. when he’s hard it gets a blush pink/red so pretty. kinda veiny, kinda not. like it’s alright! he has amazing orgasm control his dick‘s tip will be purpling but you have to cum a million times before he‘s okay with cumming. trims, so not 100% clean shaven.

porco galliard

such a fat dick. it’s like 5.1 inches but it’s so fat you will cry taking it. the stretch burns oh my god. also he has no concept of prep so please, teach him. mauve/pink-ish tip, just a light tan shaft. it’s kinda flushed all over tbh, darker at the tip, lighter the longer you go along his shaft. curves to the right a little! doesn’t believe in being clean shaven sorry <//3

kenny ackerman

sorry am i allowed to do him? dilf! or gilf? 🤔 idk i just know his dick is huge. massive. 7.5 inches. so big. the tip is such a dark red, the shaft is dark and tan. hella, hella veins. like so much. not clean shaven obviously. im not gonna say anything else i dont wanna taint my dignity even more.

#attack on titan smut #aot smut #attack on titan x reader #aot x reader #levi smut #eren smut #jean smut #armin smut #connie smut #reiner smut #bertholdt smut #niccolo smut #porco smut #kenny smut #sal’s thirst tag <3

[iheartgirlymcs111]

just downloaded ikemen prince and oh boy...

New hyperfixiation here we go!

Enjoy my first impressions of each character

Please note that this is based off literally they’re looks the most basic information besides a few headcannons (never too early in the game to start looking for fanfiction lmao) and ✨vibes/aura✨

And obvious disclaimer these are my personal opinions feel free to agree/disagree and i’d love to hear yours maybe i’ll do an updated one once i get more familiar with all of then

Jin: I’m sorry but I literally cannot get over his head to body ratio/proportions like he looks like sirius from ikerev but just with a tiny ass head lmao but personality wise seems the most intriguing and most like my type he’s the more chill flirt especially if you were to compare him to arthur or nokto just the casual “yeah i get women” lmao also whats his reasoning behind not wanting to fall in love with belle? I mean he will obviously but i am interested

Leon: cute i like his hair nobunga vibes starting with his route first the lion predator x prey thing kinda gives me the ick the way they do it but i like lions so- he’s charming but kinda is bland and feels like at some points he’s just there and kinda falls flat

Rio: kiro from mlqc but worse and charles ikevamp maybe it’s me projecting bc i’m not used to having loyal people in my life nor people with a bubbly personality but he sus asf I don’t trust him fully i feel he’s up to something- definitely the possessive yandere type if pushed and i think he would be like nico from midnight cinderella and i could see him being secretly in love with mc in every route i will say tho i do appreciate mc/belle has someone she’s familiar with and has a friend so she won’t be so alone when literally being thrown into the hands of 10 princes in a completely separate environment cybird said besties who stay together get kidnapped together 😌

Chavalier: i like his design although i keep mixing him up with yves lmao they run out of hair colors or something? although he has a library which is lit and belle loves books so that’s a good jumping off point for them to get to know each other definitely the most serious and most guarded major tsundere i’m intrigued but kinda annoyed at the same time like dude lighten up sometimes “eat a moon pie, drink a seven up, quit murdering people.” LMAO iykyk

Yves: really like his earring fr something with men and wearing dangly earrings man- just a shorter chavalier looks wise lol jonah vibes with like vanity and sweets? I think? I read one hc is he the sweets guy?! i think he’s empathetic just really guarded and introverted and seems like iyasu in the blunt way speaks but his actions mean 1000 words

Licht: mitsunari vibes looks but also aura? but he’s more reserved in a don’t bother me way and just seems uninterested in everyone and less angelic he just seems to keep to himself and kinda reminds me of sai from naruto with him being mysterious and a blank slate when it comes to facial expressions and personality probably the one I don’t know what to expect from the least hella mysterious dude

Nokto: arthur 2.0. That’s it. It’s that office meme “they’re the same picture” i mean the mole/beauty mark, cool toned clothing/color scheme, a shameless flirt? ngl tho i love arthur and i am such a sucker (as much as i hate to admit) for the playboy/flirt finding his one true love and becoming loyal type beat so his route is on slightly higher on my list

Clavis: chavalier? Clavis? I’m sorry maybe it’s my poor memory retention and the fact that i can hardly remember names of people i just met in real life but like man i can’t keep all of them straight definitely not the same as chavalier just the C names with pretty much the same letters throwing me off he seems nice, kinda flirty but honestly the hardest to get a read on he just seems chill and like a mix of all the other guys attributes I don’t know where to place him or what to think of him yet seems like the guy to just go with whatever the mood is or change it in an impactful but subtle way like by being observant or saying something if that makes sense

Luke: aww I already love this fool he really is just a teddy bear fr so I couldn’t imagine his corresponding animal being anything else and i love his little bear keychain would 10/10 go to build a bear or go squishmallow hunting with him we’d be homies fr also i love the fact that he literally is just lazy and doesn’t care and whenever he enters on screen he just seems like he woke up from hibernation definitely would be a good friend and good pilar/support to mc if they didn’t go down the romantic path

Sariel: hello Sebastian?? Both from ikevamp and bb? I mean the game made it clear this dude is incredibly sus and dangerous also just like unhinged?! Like he literally just kidnapped belle and like didn’t bat an eye he’s just like “yup i liked how you slapped that drunk guy and now you’re belle no if’s and’s or but’s” and that’s like so funny to me for some reason lmao not that belle got kidnapped just the way this guy is so just offputting but in a way where i almost wanna root for him??! faust vibes fr seems the experimental type plus the glasses plus the devil thing and maybe this is me just playing devil’s advocate *wink* but i think they’re dramatizing how “bad”or truly “evil” he really is like his route isn’t out yet (i follow the english games so idk about his original release in japan yet if it’s out or not) but if the whole game is the beauty and the beast theme maybe on the inside or from a psychological standpoint from how he views himself he’s like jean d arc

#ikemenseries #cybird #ikemenprince

[taemsjjong]

🌙🔑

Fluff, smooches, its just soft shit okay let me live

This has been chilling in my memos for a while so I've finally built up the confidence to post it ✨

This is hella short srry the next one will be longer i promise

💎

"Jjong." Jonghyun hummed at the call, not looking up from the little notebook he was scribbling away in, his pen a familiar weight in his hand as he went. "Jonghyun." The voice called again, closer this time, and now it made him raise his head. He smiled one of his gentle little smiles- the one that curled up cutely at the ends -and the owner of the voice gave a sigh before returning the smile. "You look so cute you know." Jonghyun hummed.

"I know Kibummie." The words barely slipped out around the embarrassed little giggles that he gave and Kibum nodded a bit as he pet the olders hair. It wasn't often that Kibum would compliment the members to their faces, whether that be due to pride or just a lack of confidence none of them could quite tell, but if there was anyone who he could praise and worship until the world stopped turning it was Jonghyun. Little off-hand comments about how sweet he looked, a lingering hand and a whispered good job, a hug from behind and sharp eyes meeting soft ones in the mirror as he commented on how nice his outfit made his proportions look. It always made Jonghyun flustered, made his cheeks dusk over with a bit of pink, and if he broke out in giddy little giggles everytime Kibum would walk away, like a girl swooning for her crush, that was something that he supposed Kibum never really needed to know.

"I'm glad you know that. I just thought I should make sure." Kibum leaned down and gave a little kissie to the top of Jonghyun's hair and it made the older smile just a little bit wider.

#jonghyun #kibum #kim jonghyun #kim kibum #jongkey #key is a bit of a simp here ngl #after this jjong give him puppy eyes and is like 'go get me jellies pls' #and kibum just 🚶 #i like to imagine kibum is kinda.a bitch with everyone else #but w jjong hes like 'uwu hi babe' #and it makes jjong feel all special and shit #but no one else really cares cuz they all simp for jjong just as hard

[sugar-petals]

I've read the last ask about a natural wanting to wear all those crazy patterns that gamine can wear. I am a flamboyant gamine and I would love to switch- I very strongly dislike those. Is there a way for a gamine to dress up without using patterns, what feels like a hundred different colours and designs? It feels like every recommendation for gamines is basically "go wild!" It does look good but my personality says no to all of that 🙈 Thank you 🤗

if you don’t like patterns and excess color usage, go for clothing crops and accessories, those are recommended for flamboyant gamine. hoseok can wear black head to toe but still dress in his kibbe category. it’s also because FG has a yang undercurrent which means you can emphasize the vertical line more.

g-dragon has mastered the art of dressing flamboyant gamine, he also plays with surface of the fabric and geometric details (white stripe). also surefire way to dress gamine: put a cap on. it’s the yoongi effect.

some types of sportwear also work out fine so you can cross into natural territory. flamboyant gamines are college fashion candidates. here’s dara pulling it off without much color and patterning, it’s tame but still makes sense:

shortening the pieces to fit the proportions is also important and an alternative. sunmi’s airport looks have that kind of feeling. FG rocks partial classic menswear. gamines do the red lip well so that can be the focal point.

and the simplest trick FGs can pull off: print shirts. it can be a plain white tee with something written on there. the only thing to make sure is that the hair is close to the recommendations. baekhyun’s puppy texture cut (lmao!) is perfectly in line and looks hella cute.

last but not least: with the right bangs, the deal is sealed. you could wear almost anything and they steal the show.

#kibbe #kibbe body types #fg #flamboyant gamine #anon #ask #cub mail 🐆

[normal-thoughts-official]

Thots on a figure skating au??? 🅱️lease

hmmmmmmm ok so disclaimer that i know nothing about figure skating so i'm just making up whatever

you got me in a difficult position here cuz on the one hand, i'd love for magnus to be a trainer/coreographer. i think it suits him wonderfully and that while obviously he is great at dancing and loves it, i think that he's more on the creative side of things, you know? so i could imagine something like figure skater alec and trainer magnus. and like alec is a shadowhunter so of course that demands a high level of control over your body that is similar to a figure skater's

but at the same time its funny to me to try to imagine alec figure skating when hes a fucking giant like that because like hes so big?? and when ur big like that ur kind of like... mandatorily graceless and clumsy to a degree methinks (not in a like oh hes always tripping and blushing way, more like the "you're on my leg, you asshole" blooper), because things aren't made for you. like really its an actual matter of accessibility sometimes, especially if you actually have the proportions of a real person like alec does (well, except for the yaoi mcfuckhands. they look big even compared to the rest of his ridiculous body he just b standing there and im like christ edward fingerhands we get it) cuz then Everything Is Bigger Than It Should ya feel

so yeah i can't really imagine alec in like, spandex being all graceful and shit, but at the same time rationally i could imagine that for his character, but also no. so i can't really go with that idea without laughing

but also i can't imagine him as a trainer/coreographer and i don't know who the fuck else is involved with figure skating anyway so is alec like, the janitor or some shit???? some fucking basketball player who sees him at the olympics??? lord help me i have no idea

OK SO IT'S BEEN LIKE 5 MONTHS SINCE I FIRST PUT THE FIRST PART OF THIS ANSWER IN MY DRAFTS (rip anon im so sorry) and i THINK i got it!!! alec could be like, the uhh personal trainer? physical trainer? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN like the one dedicated to making sure the figure skater's body is. capable of. dancing. idk how to explain it but you do get it don't you??? ok

i'm mostly going off my dancing experience here (i had dance classes for like, 10 years of my life, and ugh i miss it) and like besides dancing you always have to train like lifting and doing localized training and stuff because you can't really dance if you don't have strength and flexibility and stamina and all that stuff. the only time i would willingly work out was for dancing lmao especially when i was in my hiphop crew. anyway

and while for me the one responsible for that part of training was the same person as my teacher/coreographer (or when i was doing hiphop it was just. on me to do that lmao but i'm not complaining) i figure when you're a professional and not just a dumb kid that's probably two different people, right? if not it is now. idc

i could go with figure skater magnus and trainer alec but also im really feeling the dynamics of coreographer magnus and trainer alec? like it'd be cute/funny to see them trying to work together for that ya know. so sorry that this feels less like a figure skating au especially since it took me so long to answer it but aaa

but also i mean as a coreographer magnus would have to know how to do it obviously so you would most definitely get a figure skating magnus. alec going to close up the gym and seeing magnus practicing by himself just for fun, anyone? and magnus looks gorgeous as ever way more gorgeous than whoever they're coaching but that's just alec's opinion and magnus kind of stops like "oh, i didn't know you were here" and alec's like "oh oops. anyway keep going you're great at this" and magnus feels a little self conscious but soon he gets lost in it again because really he loves doing this and alec is just appreciating the artwork :)

ANYWAY the dynamics of trainer and coreographer are fun. magnus showing up to alec like "hey alec so i need some heavy lifting on them arms cuz meliorn [idk i don't have any better ideas for who they could be coaching] is gonna carry an elephant onstage" and alec is like "uhh" and meliorn is like "a fake elephant" and alec is like "i mean good but i still have questions"

and magnus is like "obviously we would never use trained elephants, the way they are treated is inhumane" and alec is like "you're completely right but also that's your only worry when it comes to meliorn carrying a real elephant?" and magnus is like "i'm sure you could pull it off ;) you're the best after all" and alec gives him that amused smile

advantages of meliorn: they don't care about the flirting anyway since they are literally Like That too

also magnus and alec working out together off the clock, some ogling on both sides and just generally funny competitive shenanigans. especially cuz like magnus is hella fit but alec works in that stupid gym so he knows what he's about. and alec's all smug about it like "i can lift more than you :)" and magnus is like "oh yeah? let's see how you do in the ring" "no" "yes" "no" "why, can you not do it?" "yes. i know my limits" "well that's too bad... because you're going in anyway"

cue alec falling on his face probably but also like goddamn it he's competitive and he's not gonna let magnus have too much of a win so he tries his best rip. anyway then we probably get some hip touching bullshit when magnus tries to explain it to him and magnus is flirting the whole time and alec's laughing and it's sweet

i have half a mind to make up some angsty backstory about how magnus used to be a figure skater too and his partner was (you'll never guess it) camille and then she pulled the rug from under him and he kinda left the competitions altogether for a while. and then he came back as a coreographer (listen, he loves to dance, but creating is one of his favorite parts and he was always involved in coreographing anyway. his old coreographer and him were always having a blast and camille did not like it) and this is kinda his debut as a coreographer at some big shot competition idk and he just feels like he has so much to prove?

lol bonus camille's new coreographer is lorenzo so the hating magnus squad is in thick against him and it's a whole thing you know

OH MEGA ANGSTY camille got him out of the competition because she outed him as trans and he was declassified because something something transphobic bullcrap so he wasn't allowed anymore. i assume this was like right after they won because of course she wouldn't compromise herself, or maybe it was at the beginning/pre-stages of the championship so she had time to find a new partner. yeah that last one and then she won with the coreography that he had helped them create. im saying she did that because he broke up with her finally after years of abuse both in work and out of it so she did that as revenge or to make sure he couldn't have his passion anymore. and it took magnus years to build himself back up as a coreographer this time because transphobia (and racism) in the market but guess what? he is extremely smart and talented and creative so now he is back at the championship and he wants to show the world what they have been missing on

hmmmmm also i implied this is in pairs since magnus and camille used to be one so i think meliorn's pair would probably be izzy and maybe that's why alec's involved? like he was already a personal trainer or whatever which his parents were fine with even though it's not of course as grand as they would've liked (meaning they were total asses about it) but when izzy decided to go into sports/art they lost their shit and didn't want to support her so, you know, alec did and became her trainer. which is just as well because he is the best so like, deal with it. not saying they like kicked her out or anything (esp cuz i imagine part of alec's reasoning is that izzy stood by him when he came out and if they didn't kick him out over being gay they wouldn't kick her out over being a skater but y'know) but they definitely wouldn't support her so they both also feel like they have a lot to prove

lol me: i have half a mind to make this angsty. also me: paragraphs and paragraphs of angsty backstory

anyway they win obviously idk what to tell you they just do cuz we stan talent. camille is second for maximum drama and vengeance, the lightwoods try to get the spotlight once izzy wins and she and alec tell them to fuck off, they advocate for specific rules prohibiting ppl to declassify trans ppl over being trans and that's all i have tbh

sorry it took so long to answer daiudsauihda but i hope that outline is at least interesting for you!

#sh #shadowhunters #malec #magnus bane #alec lightwood #izzy lightwood #meliorn #lightwood siblings #ask #anonymous #long post #figure skating au #camille belcourt is an abuser

[imaginedigimon]

What do you think untainted versions of Grumblemon, Arbormon, Ranamon, and Mercurymon would look like? If you think those were their true forms, what do you think they'd look like tainted? What do you think tainted versions of Agunimon, Lobomon, Kumamon, Kazemon, and Beetlemon would look like?

OwO this is a lot to unpack, so I’m going to take these one at a time

Untainted Cherubimon’s Spirits

(for lack of a better title)

At the VERY least--Grumblemon is taller when untainted

That way his anger is distributed evenly throughout his body instead of in a smaller package

Gigasmon probably also looks less like an Etemon wannabe (i.e. HAS CLOTHES)

Arbormon probably looks more Wood-like than wood-cyborg like--which, you know, would make sense for the WOOD Spirit

Me at 14: why is he called Arbormon he doesn’t look like---

Petaldramon is possibly less... big. I mean, not that I don’t like Petaldramon, but man does that body seem like a pain to bring places and maneuver places, especially for the WOOD spirit who spends time in the WOODS and UNDERGROWTH

Ranamon... hm, I’m not sure how she’d look different. Perhaps flowing water hair or something, kinda like Celestia from MLP? And probably an Australian accent rather than the Southern belle thing they had in the English dub (I never understood the purpose of that)

Calmaramon’s proportions never made sense to me (WHY IS SHE MOSTLY A SPEARHEAD AND THEN A TORSO), so perhaps UNTAINTED, she’d have just the squid tentacles and not the attempted squid head, plus the torso it would make me feel better

Mercurymon’s design in general was always lowkey weird to me, but he always radiated evil to me, SO---let’s say his untainted form would look more like a knight because STEEL!

I have no idea how to untaint Sakkakumon except maybe... make him less terrifying? A;DSLJKFSA;DJF;ALSDJ HE WAS SO CREEPY so perhaps he should have less heads in maybe some sort of wings or something? Basically anything but the actual design would help me sleep better at night (which is saying a lot)

Tainted Cherubimon’s Spirits

(assuming the forms we see are untainted)

Okay, so I’d say the tainted forms would take on darker color schemes, sort of like how Cherubimon really only changed color when he “fell”

So Grumblemon and Arbormon would have darker browns, Ranamon would have navy blues, and Mercurymon darker greens and grays

I’d like to think since they all worked for Cherubimon, they’d all have some sort of marking representing Cherubimon

I’d say it’s similar to this symbol of Dr. Hare from Poptropica, because... bunnies (I’m clever, I know)

The marking is probably one of the colors of “fallen” Cherubimon and has little tendrils going out from it, cuz... tainted

Yes, I clearly know what I’m talking about >_>

Tainted Versions of the Kids’ Spirits

Agunimon, I feel like, would look a little more demonic--sorta like when Takuya was Flamemon, but like HELLA devilish

Tainted BurningGreymon would just always be covered in fire, be WAYYYY more aggressive, and just generally terrifying

YOU CANNOT TELL ME LOBOMON WOULDN’T BE DARKER COLORS AND NOT JUST HOWL ALL THE TIME

*cough* I mean. Lobomon wouldn’t be quite as dark as Duskmon, per se, but his coloring certainly would be--and his Light would certainly be less pure. A trade off for being tainted, I suppose.

KendoGarurumon would definitely have a darker color scheme and less gold---probably more bronze---and look more vicious... more feral

Kumamon would be less cute and more evil snowman, which... makes me cry on the inside. Carrot nose is included.

Korikakumon would probably look a lot like the Yeti in Monsters, Inc.--but obviously evil and not as snowcone prone--also, SHARPER AXES

Kazemon tainted would be... let’s say she’d be like Lady Devimon, but significantly more fairy qualities---and I wouldn’t mind if she kicked my ass tbh u_u

Zephyrmon would have more raven qualities rather than being an eagle and be a little more ninja than with Zoe

To be tainted, Beetlemon really just needs to look like more Hercules beetle than stag--sharp horn thing included

MetalKabuterimon, meanwhile, is more Terminator terrifying and possibly shoots darker lightning like Black Lightning does

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Man do I never want to meet the tainted versions of the kids’ Spirits

#digimon headcanons #anon #digimon frontier #the legendary warriors #tainted and untainted

[author-morgan]

Sry you probably have a lot to write 🤦‍♀️ I’m just gonna give you my “idea” and you can write it anytime you want🤙 idk i thought its kinda cute and funny like the reader who is with alexios in his journey -which he sees as a friend but she have a lil crush ofc he’s HOT- she gets drunk funny things happens like flirting with him etc. I’m awful at this but I really loved the idea 😂😭

Hi, nonny! Sorry this took so long, but I hope you like it!

Alexios x fem!Reader

EVER SINCE KEPHALLONIA, you and Alexios had been inseparable. Now you’ve sailed across the Aegean with him as he fought to reunite his shattered family and bring about the downfall of the Cult of Kosmos. His story is one of Homeric proportions and the historian, Herodotus, is eager to preserve it for the ages. No matter what is written, it does not change that the eagle-bearing misthios has been your closest friend for more than two decades. 

When Alexios returns to the Adrestia at sundown, he finds the crew amid a celebration for Barnabas’ daughter, Leda. It is her name-day and the first one she has spent with her father. The reserve of Samian wine had even been brought above deck for the occasion —of which you had already had several cups and the warmth in your gut was beginning to spread. “Alexios!” You cry. It is good to see him back so soon. 

His grin is wide and bright, and when you stumble toward him, he is there to catch you in his arms. You stare up at him, there’s a splattering of mud and blood on his cheek but he’s handsome as ever —his tawny-gold eyes focused on you despite the ongoing revelry. “I think you’ve had enough to drink,” Alexios laughs, setting you one of the benches at the stern of the trireme. 

“And you haven’t had enough!” You challenge, watching as he works the ties of his vambraces loose —stashing them, along with his greaves in a trunk. He shakes his head, plucking the half-empty cup from your grasp and finishes it with a single drink. Since the commander’s return, the celebration quiets down and stopping altogether when he shouts for the deckhands to prepare the sail and oars. He’s received an urgent message from Timo in Naxos requesting his aid. 

The wine has left you emboldened and now that most of the crew have gone below deck, it leaves the two of you alone beneath the stars. His chin is propped up on your shoulder, one arm loosely wrapped around your waist. You have been in this position many times before —even when you were children under Markos’ care— but as of late, your heart has started beating faster whenever you're close. Luckily tonight, you can blame the heat rising to your cheeks on the strong wine. 

“Alexios?” You whisper, shifting to be able to look at him. His eyes are closed, the tension in his expression faded into nothing. He makes a hmm sound that comes from deep in his throat. “I like you.”

One of his dark eyes pops open, a smile kinking his lips. “I like you too,” Alexios replies, not thinking much about it. You had been friends for ages —of course, he liked you.  

“No,” you start, voice trembling, “I like like you.” It feels odd to confess the truth of your feelings and even worse to know that a life-long friendship now hangs in the balance. Alexios remains silent, eyes flitting across your face as though he’s searching for something. It feels likes your heart has become a stone and sinks hard and fast into the pit of your stomach. “But I know,” you whisper, the dejection and heartbreak clear in both your countenance and tone, “just friends.”

Alexios purses his lips —he isn’t sure what to say or do. “I think you’ve had too much to drink,” he tells you, crossing his arms —this time the mirth in his voice is gone. You bite down hard on your bottom lip, swallowing the lump in your throat as you turn your back to him and settle in for the rest of the night. 

The Eagle Bearer hears soft sobs after some time and sees your shoulders shaking. He runs his hand over his face —knowing come the morning the events between you and him would be nothing more than a hazy dream. Besides, Alexios wants you to be cognizant when he tells you his long-harbored secret. 

“Finally awake?” Alexios asks, smiling as he watches you roll onto your side with a groan —a poor attempt to block out the light of the morning sun. He is in an oddly chipper mood for it to be so early. 

You sit up with a groan, hands immediately going to cradle your head. It feels as though someone is using your skull as an anvil. The prior night is nothing but an uncertain blur. Alexios laughs. “Don’t mock my pain,” you bite back, but then he offers up a cup of water. In two large gulps, it is gone. Setting the cup aside, you notice Alexios’ gaze is still focused on you, and the faint smile on his lips has not faded. “Why are you looking at me like that?” You ask, suspicious. 

“Because I like like you,” he answers —voice unwavering and smile bordering on cocksure. You freeze —hardly daring to even breathe, his words bring everything back in a wave of clarity. Heat races to your face and a lump grows in your throat again. You shake your head —heart pounding— not quite believing your ears or eyes. “Always thought it was cute when you turned red like that.” Alexios muses, his hand outstretched to cup your cheek. 

“You’re lying,” you challenge. After all, he’d shrugged off your confession last night —blaming your words on the strong wine. 

“Am not,” Alexios rebuts. His tawny-gold eyes have a twinkle in them, his smile genuine. You are the person he trusts wholly, one of the few people in Hellas that know the truth and his past. You had been there when he washed up on the shore of Kephallonia and nigh every day since then. If there was one person Alexios would spend the rest of his life with, it was you. It is only a pity both you had waited so long to act on the feelings beyond friendship. 

The hand on your cheek slips back into your hair and then Alexios’ lips find your own. His kiss is everything you’ve dreamt of and more —a sweet paradox with his rough lips and gentle manner. He pulls away too soon but it is only to watch the soft smile overtake your rosy lips. You comb your fingers through the stubble on his cheek and jaw before leaning forward. As your lips met, he wraps his arms around your middle, keeping you close to him —where he had always kept you in his heart. One chapter in your and Alexios’ stories had come to an end, but another had just begun with the rising sun. 

my alexios squad: @wallsarecrumbling @novastale @jaegers-and-kaijus @nemo-my-name-forevermore

#Alexios #Alexios x Reader #Alexios Imagine #Alexios Fanfiction #Assassin's Creed Imagine #Assassin's Creed Fanfiction #Assassin's Creed Odyssey #AC: Odyssey #my writing #Anonymous

[jamaisjoons]

so kimline has biggest dick from your professional (and thirsty) opinion: im curious as to your rankings of them after that? if that makes any sense lol

lmao welcome to:

･ﾟ✧*Sol’s Headcanons *✧･ﾟ:

Disclaimer: I know nothing about BTS’s cocks and I’m not saying this is true, these are just MY personal headcanons and how I think their cocks are.

Namjoon: Big Dick Line™ 1. In terms of all aroundness, Namjoon is perfectly proportioned. He’s long enough to hit your cervix when he grinds your cock into you, and thick enough that when he enters it stretches you out to your absolute limits and then some more - but it feels good.. Nonetheless, the thickness to length ratio is probably GODLY because my man is BLESSED just like all his other PROPORTIONS. All in all, he’s just fucking big. Also, he’s probably got a really pretty cock that makes your mouth water just looking at it. Most likely on the darker side cause boy TAN at and with a pretty mauve cockhead that’s hella bulbous. I also see him just having a straight shaft, no curve or anything to it - just one huge fucking rod that fucks you deep and long.

Seokjin: Big Dick Line™ 2. Not as long as Namjoon, but on god definitely thicker. Monstrous. Absolutely fucking monstrous. In fact, when he takes it out, your jaw just drops because how the fuck has he been hiding that shit this entire time? Like it’s got to be a third leg - and boy when he slides into you, you have to bite down on something because he opens up your pussy in a way no one else can. Like, he’s also thick enough to drag against every single inch of your pussy as he fucks you, and leave your toes curling and spine tingling. Model dick. Deadass, his cock is probably as beautiful as his face and Aphrodite and Eros themselves want even a peek at his handsome cock. He’s most likely veiny, with a dusky pink cockhead. Also straight, with maybe just a slight curve.

Yoongi: I don’t see Yoongi packing like Kim Line, but I also don’t see him being small either. He’s not thick in any sense, but god he’s long. The thinnest of them all, Yoongi’s cock shines the best when you ride him. He’s long enough that you struggle to take him all before he’s hitting your back walls. Also like, it’s curved. Definitely curved. And that, paired with the length, means that riding him is the most pleasurable thing you’ve ever felt. He doesn’t even need to try to hit those sweet spots by angling his cock or anything - it comes naturally. Why? Cause he’s long and fucking curved. God bless Min Yoongi and his ridable cock. Also, not to be that person, but... prettiest cock of them all. He’s nice and tan, with a light pink cockhead and just seeing it makes you want to wrap your lips around it. Also veiny. Hella. Fucking. Veiny. Another plus point to riding.

Hoseok: Hoseok seems like he has a small cock, but lmao, y’all wrong. My boy is a grower, not a shower. When he whips it out, it’s nothing majorly impressive - but the more aroused he gets, the longer he grows and eventually you’re like jfc where have you hidden this? Another long but thin™ crew. Like he’s shorter than Yoongi, but definitely thicker - just not as thick as Namjoon, Seokjin or Jimin - or even Jungkook tbh. Also another one of pretty dick line™. Like he takes it out, and strokes it to erectness and then you’re just salivating and drooling because you want him to fuck your throat - because it just looks so fucking appetising. Also probably like, a cute dusky mauve cockhead - slightly more on the pink side - and veiny. Not like Yoon veiny, but veiny for sure.

Jimin: now... Jimin has the shortest dick of them all - but before you get angry - it’s short but thick. Like rivals Kim Seokjin’s thickness type of girth, and probably also beats him to be honest. It’s velvet smooth and yes, he doesn’t have length, but honestly? He doesn’t fucking need it. Length isn’t everything and Jimin knows that. He may not be able to hit it deep, but he can hit it good and make you cum over and over until you’re a crying mess - and that’s good enough for him. Also like, this boy is hella flexible??? He doesn’t need length, he just pushes every single, thick, inch into you while doing the split on top of you as if it’s an everyday occurrence. His cockhead is probably a cute pink mushroom-like head. His actual cock is like,,, tapered at the top and gets thicker towards the base. Meaning that the hilt of his shaft is fucking lethal but you bet your ass he’s going to push it into you.

Taehyung: Big Dick Line™ 3. He’s thick yes, not like Joon, Jin or Jiminie, but still thick. However - he’s the longest out of Big Dick Line™. In fact, he’s another one of those ‘where have you been hiding’ but also ‘are you even going to fit inside me’ types. But you bet your god damn ass he’s going to make it fit. Long enough that even when he hits your cervix, there’s still a couple inches left over - not that it stops him from grinding his hips into you and trying to push more of it in. Which only means he’s hitting the back of your cervix. Except, that’s exactly where he wants to be so he can fill you with his cum and breed his babies into you. The actual cock? Straight with a slight curve, and thicker at the bottom - even though his cockhead is flared. ALSO, another mauve-pinkish tip that weeps precum like he’s a leaky faucet. IN ADDITION, his shaft is ridged, I don’t make the rules.

Jungkook: heir to Big Dick Line™, Jungkook is next in line. In fact, he’s also a grower, not showing off immediately - but when he does grow, it can easily rival Kim Line and their monster cocks. He’s long, and thick and kind of proportioned, if it weren’t for the fact that he’s just slightly longer than he needs to be. Except, that length is a fucking godsend. He’s also like, incredibly veiny and curved - aka a lethal combination - meaning that no matter how he hits it, you’re going to be crying and cumming around him. He doesn’t even need to try - cocky fucking dom. Also like, he doesn’t have a mushroom/bulbous tip, and it’s all one girth - from tip to base. HOWEVER, it also means it’s easy to take - you know, once he’s actually inside - BUT, it’s also unrelenting as he enters you, both in terms of length and girth.

Thank you for coming to this installation of Sol’s Headcanons™, I hope you enjoyed yourself. Good fucking yard.

#solar feral asks #sol's headcanons #the nameless #asks

[astralaffairs]

can i get number 29 from valentine's day prompts with laurens?

prompt 29: Secret Admirer

it took hella mental effort not to make this ridiculously tacky, and i cannot explain how it became 3.5k words. but pls someone explain to me why RA john is such a cutie??

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It had to be a crime for anyone to be up that early on a Sunday morning.

You’d spent your Saturday night out with Hercules and his clan of fellow grad students; you were still an undergrad, but he and you had always been surprisingly close for siblings, so when you entered his university just two years behind him, he’d adopted you into his friend group, who accepted you with open arms.

This, however, was three years later. You were a junior, and you’d spent the fall thanking your lucky stars that your friends had decided to stick around for grad school there, as, not only would you have missed them dearly, but just by chance, a few of them had ended up as teacher’s assistants for your year’s courses.

Them staying around also meant they could drag you to law school parties off-campus, and it meant you had them to thank for your hangover. You were lucky John had been the designated driver; as the RA of your floor, you and he were headed to the same place at the end of the night, which meant you had him to force you to drink a bottle of water and actually go to sleep in a bed, as opposed to passing out sloppy and wasted on the floor.

Who you really owed your thanks to, though, was whatever genius decided it’d be a good idea to come knocking on your door at 6 AM.

You let out a long, dramatic groan as you pulled yourself up. This was one of few times you were relieved not to have a roommate.

Despite the shrunken proportions of your dorm room, walking those eight feet to the door felt like walking eight miles that morning. It didn’t help when you opened the door to an empty hallway, no one standing before you. You were about to slam the door in a fury, seething quietly at whoever thought it’d be a funny idea to ding-dong-ditch you at the crack of dawn – you’d have guessed it was Alex, but you’d also be shocked if he wasn’t still lying fully unconscious on the floor of Lafayette’s apartment. That was when you noticed a small box sitting at your feet.

You did a double take down the hall around you; it was still deserted. Hesitantly, you picked up the package, praying it wasn’t anthrax. (You didn’t have many enemies, but surely there was someone who wanted to murder you quietly.) You checked around you one last time before retreating into your room, throwing yourself back onto the bed. As much as you wanted to go immediately back to sleep, your curiosity had the better of you that Sunday.

You eyed the little, plain cardboard box that you’d deposited at the foot of your bed warily. Surely if it contained a bomb, there was nothing you could do about it now, anyway, so what was the harm?

You eased the flaps on the top apart, and the first thing you saw was a paper, folded up to the size of your thumb and, for whatever reason, taped onto a box even smaller than the original. You opened it and were surprised to see it’d been typed up.

Y/N–

Okay, so at least you knew you weren’t gonna find anyone fuming later on because they’d left their girlfriend’s Valentines gift by the wrong door.

I’ve never been good with words – though, I guess that’s why you’re the English major instead of me – so I’ll keep this short & sweet, much like you ;)

You rolled your eyes at that. You didn’t know who this letter-writer thought they were, but waking you up at six in the morning to call you short wasn’t what you’d call suave. (You weren’t short, anyway, and you’d stand by that until the day you died. Though, unfortunately, you may have had to stand slightly below that until the day you died – you weren’t sure you could reach.) You ignored how the last line made your pulse jump.

I think you’ll find the contents of the box fill the same role.

Yours.

That was it? Yours? Not, ‘yours, the cute stranger down the hall,’ not, ‘yours, the buff TA from Accounting Law,’ not even, ‘yours, the guy you pass in the elevator at the gym every Thursday who knows very well you’ve been eyeing him all semester.’

Just, yours.

You opened the box to find a slice of strawberry shortcake, and again, you rolled your eyes. How clever. You had to force yourself not to be endeared by who was apparently now ‘your’ mystery, but you couldn’t fight your smile at the sheer audacity.

——–———–

Predictably, you brought it up to everyone you knew within the next few days, and unfortunately, they seemed every bit as stumped as you were. At that point, you didn’t know what to do but ignore it.

So, you went on with your week, and the next Sunday, you were again awoken at first light.

Your groan this time wasn’t any less annoyed at the knock on the door; this time, the note made a jab at your dancing skills, said that ‘you still made being sloppy drunk look cute.’ You furrowed your brow. If this was someone’s way of trying to unlock your heart, this wasn’t exactly the key. However, if your being sloppy drunk was on their mind, it had to have been someone at the frat party you went to the night prior. Or, someone you passed in your building on the way back. Which narrowed it down to approximately half of campus.

Again, the letter was simply signed as 'yours.’ You didn’t know what to make of it all.

The contents of the box made you smile, though: a water bottle and a pack of Tylenol. It wasn’t exactly the height of romance, but something about the hangover care package made it feel more thoughtful yet.

You popped a Tylenol and went back to sleep. You’d be better at overanalyzing after you’d gotten at least six hours.

Those six hours turned out to be six more hours, though, and you emerged from your room just after noon. You stifled a yawn as you made your way out to the common area, still in your pajama shorts and the sweatshirt you’d pilfered from someone’s floor, to find Angelica on one of the couches eating boxed mac-and-cheese.

She was one of your oldest friends at your university; she’d been your roommate freshman and sophomore year before she ultimately elected to move in with her boyfriend. She raised an eyebrow as you entered, wearing a knowing smile that you couldn’t decipher the meaning behind.

“Hey, Ang,” you said wearily, making your way to the cupboard to pull out one of the instant ramen cups you’d kindly labeled 'Y/N ONLY.’

“Hey.” She eyed you, amusement dancing in her eyes, and when you continued to stare blankly at her, she spoke again. “Did you seriously manage to get another noise complaint today? That’s, like, the fifth this month. You’ve really been busy since I moved out, huh?”

While she looked smug, her words just had you confused. Unless it was from you snoring too loudly (which, in hindsight, was very plausible), there was no way you’d have ended up with a noise complaint that night. You furrowed your brow. “What?”

“What?” She shrugged as you put your noodles in the microwave. “Didn’t you? I mean, I saw Laurens walking away from your room this morning and just kind of assumed.”

You chuckled. “No, he was just my ride back from a party last night. Unfortunately, not one where I managed to get laid.”

“And you got back at 6 AM?” She looked surprised, and your confusion only mounted.

“No?” you said, your voice hesitant. “Wait, what are you talking about? 'Cause it’s obviously not the same thing I’m talking about.”

She shifted on the couch to face you where you stood near the microwave. “When I got back from my run this morning, I came back up to my and my John’s room–” John Church, her long-term boyfriend and inaugural junior-year roommate, “and I saw Laurens coming back from, like, right by your door. Not at three AM, or whenever it was that you got back from the frat house.”

It took you about that long to connect the dots. John at 6 AM, coming back from your room, the knock that’d woken you up bright and early – no way that could be a coincidence. Your eyes widened; you started down the hall toward the RA dorm without a second thought. “I’ll be right back,” you muttered. Angelica’s brows shot toward her hairline.

“Wait, Y/N, what about the microwave?” she called after you. You’d slipped too far into your tunnel vision to care. “Y/N, your noodles!”

You reached the end of the hallway and promptly banged on the door before you. John emerged in a matter of seconds, whether it was because he happened to be up or because of how aggressively you were trying to get in.

“Y/N?” He sounded surprised to see you. You didn’t humor him.

“Did you leave that box outside my door this morning?”

Slowly, his mask of confusion cracked, a grin adorning his lips as he leaned against the side of the doorway. “Busted.”

However, your brow knit at the immediate admission, trying to suppress a smile despite your shock. “Wait, so you left me those little… 'secret admirer’ notes?” You hesitated; he raised an eyebrow. “What… why did you–”

“Hold up, I don’t know anything about any notes,” he cut you off, holding up his hands as if to claim innocence. “Don’t shoot the messenger; I dropped those boxes off because someone asked for an assist.”

You paused, taken aback. You hoped he didn’t notice when your face visibly fell. “Wait, so if it wasn’t you…” you trailed off, pondering his words. You raised an expectant eyebrow. “Then you know who sent me those!”

His smile again graced his lips at that; he raked a hand through his hair as he chuckled. “Now you’ve really caught me,” he said, tone teasing. You could only roll your eyes.

“Who is it, then?”

“It wouldn’t be a secret admirer if I just told you!” He put a hand on his heart, his expression a caricature of scandalization, and when you glared, he chuckled. “I promise it’s not rocket science, Y/N; just figure it out.”

You scowled. “It’d be so much easier for everyone if you just told me,” you whined, and he gave you a mock pout.

“Oh, you poor thing,” he sighed, “Now that you put it like that, I guess I’ll have to tell you.”

Your eyes lit up. “Really?”

“No.”

You huffed, folding your arms and stomping your foot like a toddler, and he reached out to ruffle your hair with a laugh. You yelped as you ducked away from his hand, and his grin only grew. “You’re an absolute clown, you know that?”

He shrugged, looking as though he was entertaining the thought. “Maybe, but I’m your absolute clown.”

Something in the phrase struck you as being familiar.

——————-

Your noodles were ruined, and you spent the rest of the afternoon sulking about it. Perhaps Angelica was onto something when she said you needed to listen to her more often (though, you hadn’t quite heard the reasoning behind it). Moreover, you were growing increasingly frustrated with the secret admirer notes. After making yourself a fresh cup of noodles (and cleaning the microwave; your first cup had exploded), you spent your Sunday absentmindedly watching Netflix and overanalyzing everything you could take away from the secret admirer notes. You’d come to only a few conclusions.

1. If they were working through John, it had to be someone who lived on your floor, someone who knew you well, or someone who knew John well. That provided very little input.

2. If they’d managed to create and get the second box to you between 3 AM and 6 AM the previous night (morning, really), then it had to be someone who you went to the frat party with who also lived in your dorm – again, a fairly deep pool of prospects.

3. They felt comfortable enough with you to call you short, make fun of your dancing, and note that you couldn’t hold your alcohol. That was telling – it had to be someone you knew well who also lived in your dorm.

However, you didn’t get the chance to conduct a thorough examination of all your friends in the building; you still had three readings and a paper due the next day that you hadn’t done because you were, as your pursuer so elegantly put it, busy 'getting sloppy drunk.’ So you went through the motions – you did your work, you went to your classes the next day, and you arrived back at your dorm to the unexpected: another box.

There was a week between the first and second of them; a third already being on your figurative doorstep was unprecedented. You didn’t hesitate to open this one, and its contents immediately had you grinning: four cups of instant ramen and a note. This one wasn’t typed.

Heard I ruined your noods, so it seemed only fair to send you some of my own. I showed you mine, now you show me yours?

Yours ;)

The handwriting was immediately recognizable, and you couldn’t help but think that was the idea. You marched down to John’s room with the letter and knocked every bit as aggressively as you had before. Again, he opened it immediately.

“Y/N?” He raised an eyebrow. “Finally figure out who’s been sending you those notes?”

You stuck the letter in his face. “This is your handwriting,” you accused him. He took it from you, looked at it mildly for only a moment, and shrugged.

“Sure seems to be.”

“So you wrote this!”

“Looks like it.” His nonchalant expression had your head spinning.

“Can you stop with the vague answers for one minute?” you huffed, and he raised his eyebrows, pushing himself off of the doorframe. It appeared he could tell that this was genuinely beginning to trouble you. “I cannot deal with whatever it is you’re playing at with these.” You snatched the note back, waved it at him. “Just explain.”

A small smile was beginning to form on his lips by that point. “Well,” he began, voice soft, “Seems pretty clear to me. Both the conclusions you came breaking down my door with were apt.”

“So you wrote these, then?” He nodded, and you pursed your lips. “Which means what, exactly? What am I supposed to take from that? That you’re an incredible accomplice for whoever dreamed this up?” His smile began to grow as you began to rant, seemingly becoming more amused with each word. “That it was you leaving the packages? Because, John, I need answers, and this is really just starting to mess with my head.”

When your voice softened, your shell of anger cracking around the edges to reveal the slightest bit of vulnerability, John was hit with a pang of guilt. He hadn’t meant to mess with you. “Y'know, I thought I was being painfully obvious from the first one.”

“You… ?”

“I figured you’d open it, bring it to me, and we’d have a good laugh. Just that.” He shrugged, eyeing your stunned expression before continuing, “Maybe I just didn’t realize quite how drunk you were.”

“What d'you mean?”

“The morning I left the first note, you’d spent thirty minutes on the ride home telling me how you’d absolutely die for strawberry shortcake right then, and then you tried to shove me outta my own car when I called you a shortcake in response.” He grinned, and you just looked dumbstruck. “The second one didn’t even require any knowledge of the night before. Gotta say, I’m a little disappointed.” He sighed, falsely wistful, but cut himself off when he caught wind of your wide eyes. You were still struggling to believe his words.

John, who had spent the past three years making fun of your eating habits, chewing you out for showing up late because you went to three different drugstores to find the right bottle of $6 wine; John, who groaned every time Hercules dragged you to him, letting him know you’d been throwing up in the bathroom, but who drove you home without a second thought, always came to check on you in the morning. John was your secret admirer? The whole thing felt backwards.

“When you came to confront me yesterday, I knew I had to fess up sometime soon.” He rolled his eyes, as though exasperated with your incompetence. You were still shocked beyond a shadow of a doubt.

John was a generally caring person. It was why they gave him RA status, it was why he brought bakery to the commons area every Thursday afternoon, knowing that the professors there were notorious for Friday morning tests, it was why he kept a first aid kit stocked with everything imaginable outside his door – bandaids, Tylenol, pads, tampons, even chocolate.

He’d always been caring. His behavior toward you just felt like part of the pattern.

“Why?” you breathed, unsure of yourself. “Why’d you start leaving them?”

He considered himself, tongue in cheek. “Well, the first wasn’t meant to be quite so elusive. I spent half an hour refusing to pull over at the nearest bakery; I thought it’d be nice to bring you what you asked for when you weren’t dangerously tipsy. Honestly, didn’t even mean for it to be such a puzzle. Just a little gift.”

“But apparently, someone can’t take a hint.” You scowled as he ruffled your hair, and he just chuckled. His gaze was soft, his smile wide. “When you showed up here with the second note, I didn’t mean to deny it. But then, you sounded mildly ticked.”

“I wasn’t annoyed,” you protested mildly, cheeks burning when he raised an eyebrow.

“Anyway, here I was thinking I had more game than that, so I lied. Just a little.” He shrugged. “But then you looked so disappointed, so maybe I did have game afterall, hm?”

“Why wouldn’t you just come talk to me about it?” you asked softly, and the amusement in his gaze didn’t subside as he raised an eyebrow. Part of you struggled to believe he’d missed the way you spent the past three years looking at him. That he’d missed how, no, you weren’t an affectionate drunk – he was just the one driving you home.

Finally, he spoke. “Now, why would I do that, when I could bring you here to come talk to me about it?”

You frowned, though there was no malice behind it. “Coward,” you accused playfully, jabbing at his chest.

“Maybe.” Again he shrugged, before a wide grin split his mask of nonchalance. “But your coward.”

You huffed out a laugh, surprised by the teasing words. “My oblivious coward, apparently.” He raised an eyebrow.

“Oh?”

“Half the campus has a thing for you, John,” you scoffed. His smile was soft, then.

“Maybe, but I don’t care about half of campus.” Tentatively, he took a step closer to you, tucked a lock of hair behind your ear. “I care about you.”

You bit your lip, staring back up at him hesitantly. Your heart seemed to have stopped. John’s hand fell to your cheek, cradling your face. “John?” You finally said.

“Hm?”

“Can I kiss you?” The words were hardly a whisper, and before you could do anything else, he was reacting, taking a final step forward to snake his arm around your waist, pull you to him as he finally pressed his lips against yours. Your hands found their way to the back of his neck. Though the kiss was chaste, no more than lips against lips, it left you breathless, chest heaving against his when you finally pulled away.

You looked surprised, and he gave you a wry smile. “That’s a yes, for the record.”

You couldn’t help your grin. “Hey, so about that note…” He raised an eyebrow, and you reached up to tug at the collar of his shirt. “What was that, about, 'I’ll show you mine if you show me yours’?” Mischief seeped into your tone, and he looked stunned, his smile one of entertained disbelief.

He didn’t even bother to respond, moving quickly backward into his dorm room, tugging you with him, and you jerked forward with a squeak. He gave you a sly grin. “Lock the door.”

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[an-ambivalent]

Can you do Yandere husband Naruto x reader but where Naruto cheated on her.

uhh tbh I don’t think a yandere would cheat on their darling, unless the cheating happened pre-yandere tendencies or they were hella sadistic. So, in this case, let’s just say it happened pre-yandere tendencies. I haven’t been able to write lately so I’m just going to do headcanons for this scenario to try and get my head back in the game. 

Warning: Contains yandere themes and behaviours that can be triggering to read so read at your own risk. I do not condone this behaviour irl. 

This is shit tbh because I have 0 motivation for writing, and this is quite forced :]

~ To be honest, Naruto would be quite loyal in general so in order for a cheating incident to occur, then there would have to be a lot going on. The ‘conflict’ would begin when one argument that happened once in a while, begun to happen two-to-three times a week, and then escalating to two-to-three intense arguments a day. Whenever you two would see each other, instead of hugging and being affectionate like you used to, everything said would be twisted by each party involved, blown out of proportion and cause a fight. So, the relationship would start to be fickle. If this continues long enough, Naruto would eventually avoid being around you to avoid the arguments and become even more invested in his Hokage duties. 

~ Overindulgence in work to avoid problems is never a healthy coping mechanism, especially when one’s work is as stressful as being the Hokage for one of the main elemental nation. And in most instances, no matter how bad your relationship with Naruto seemed to be getting, the chances of him cheating would be low. It was an spur in a moment kind off thing, where Kiba and some of the other boys took him out to get drunk to help him relax, and he had one too many from what he could handle, and did the deed that made everything worst. 

~FYI, the arguments that led to verbal fights between you and Naruto were concerned around him being overbearing. He would insist that you should stop being a kunoichi and stay at home, where he could keep an eye on you to make sure you were safe through a shadow clone. At first, you thought this concern of his was cute because he was looking out for you. However, when he refused to drop the subject and always persisted about it, and refused to trust you, it started to aggravate you. From that point on, the intensity of the situation continued to increase. 

~ It really did not take long for you to figure out what Naruto had done; it was evident from how he had suddenly stopped arguing with you to become a stay-at-home spouse, and brush over the topic. Following that, he began to shower you with unnecessarily amount of excessive gifts. 

~Constantly fighting with him, and the fact that he would not ever even bother to listen to what you had to say about your own career, was starting to be draining for you. Each morning when you woke up, and each night before you went to bed, you no longer felt happy to be around Naruto like you used to feel. Instead, you felt mentally and emotionally exhausted and dreaded the next time you would have to see. Finding out that he had cheated on you was the nail in the coffin you needed to decide that it was finally time for you to leave him. 

~The moment you even tried to bring up how you were tired of being with him, and wanted to leave, Naruto lost himself in his rage. Becoming enveloped in his Kyuubi cloak, he sped towards you, and had you pinned against the wall. His once cerulean eyes that used to be soft and full of love when looking at you, were now a cold orange. 

“This is I need you to stay where I can watch you. Being around others gives you weird ideas and courage to do stupid stupid things like thinking you can leave me. I will never let you leave me.” 

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