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#ps adding this here because i can but . i am in love with your cat i hope you're bith having an amazing day
mo0n-water · 1 year
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hello :)
you make music?? what kind? you simply must put it on spotify, purely so i can listen to it. you’re getting cooler and cooler by the day. what instrument do you play? do you sing??
i’ve added all of those fics to my very long to read list, i’m in the middle of exams at the moment but when they are over i’ll definitely be reading them. i’ll update you when i do, if you want.
questions!!:
- what’s something everyone should know about you?
- what’s your biggest red flag?
- are you observant?
- cats or dogs
- take this 🎟️ and use it as an excuse to talk about something you’ve been wanting to talk about. literally anything, i love it when people (you) go off on a rant about something they care about
have a good day, curtsying respectfully on my way out <3
ps. very interesting theories
pps. 288 HOURS
OOOH we’re in our ominous countdown era now?? i love that for us. yay!! that’s 12 days… intriguing?!?! 👀 i am so curious…
yeah i make music! usually rock / folk type stuff, depending haha. i’m in a band that mostly does rock but by myself i’m a folk girlie. i play guitar & sometimes sing <3 thank you for thinking i’m cool, that’s actually so sweet omg. i think you’re very smart so i’m flattered :)
PLEASE please please please update me on what you think of the fics!! i’m excited to hear your thoughts… & good luck with exams omg. what else is on your tbr?
for your questions… something people should know about me? oh gosh, i don’t even know? i don’t know. i have such a hard time perceiving myself lolol so questions about Me make me have to think very hard. which is probably a good thing. i think one thing people should know about me is that i’m very extroverted and I LOVE life. i like seeking out new experiences & if you’re my friend you’re probably gonna get dragged along.
red flag, hm… beyond dangerous stuff, i’m skeeved out by anyone who has strongly positive feelings about the state of california. it’s that weird hill that i’m fighting & dying on.
am i observant? observant of judaism… (laugh track) but yeah, sorta? i’m observant of all the wrong things. sometimes i’ll notice the goings on of all the plants & bugs around me, but not the mood of the person i’m with.
cats. i really do not like dogs
taking your ticket… i am sleepy & not having thoughts so i will make breakfast, read a bit, & get back to you on that
okay it is now 15:43… i’m very depressed today for some reason & i kinda feel like i can’t care about anything enough right now to rant about it? i’m trying, because i want to be enthusiastic & i like to talk (obviously, jesus fuck) but it’s not happening. a shame. i’ll share some things i’m excited about in the near future instead because maybe that’ll make me feel better
- going to nashville later this month to see a show at the opry!!
- noah kahan’s “we’ll all be here forever” is coming out SO SOON
- similarly, it’s about a month til speak now taylor’s version
- it’s warm out & it’s only getting warmer. what a blessing :) I have a few minutes before my next class so i think i’ll spend them outside
though it seems my bad mood from yesterday has carried over into today, your ask cheered me up! i think tomorrow will be a better day, & if not, there’s always another tomorrow. i hope you’re having a lovely time yourself, & that there are even better things coming to you in the future <3
& some questions for you:
- what’s something good that happened to you recently, or something good you did for someone else?
- what’s something lovely about your life right now?
- what’s something you’re looking forward to in the near future?
kind regards xx
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big-meows · 3 years
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Not technically an ask, so treat as you will; I’m Coffee and Glass on AO3 (the filthy Homestuck) who has commented on and loved God Only Knows. Just a little message to say thank you for writing for Luca; I’m on the older side of the fandom as well, and it makes me so happy to see you writing such a gorgeous story! :) I’m knocking on 30’s door, so if you want to scream about fishy boys with a girl who’s getting crusty around the edges, I’d be honoured! In truth, I am screaming at the walls and they aren’t the best conversational companions. PS: Thank you for alerting me to McKenna Harris’ playlist. My life is ruined now, forever. Thanks for that. :D
(hoouuhhh I see you have a luca fic and I'm adding it to my read later list cus I don't like to read stuff while I'm writing so I don't subconsciously cop other people's ideas but knowing your opinion of Alberto is, correctly, that he is The Best Boy, I look forward to it.)
I have been treating the Luca fandom like stray cats: merely existing here, letting fellow fans sniff around to see if they like my vibes enough to sit and do nothing with me, because being ""old"" and vocal in cartoon fandoms is like....idk. I dont have a metaphor for it. Its bad. It's hostile. You can make the purest, most g-rated-est content in the world and someone will inevitably decide you're a pedophile in sheep's clothing. If you wall yourself off in 18+ spaces, even if you're not making horny content but chilling with people who do, you're still a pedophile. I can't fucking win! So since I want to keep my experience with Luca as pleasant as possible and not let fellow fans ruin it for me because it's such a feel-good vibe and I am Creatively Thriving, I am keeping my distance, making what I want to make and if someone wants to come round and decides they like what I'm putting out, I am definitely open to chatting. My inbox is open! I love to have a reason to run my mouth. Enable meeeee.
PS: You are so WELCOME and I encourage anyone who got their hands on the dvd/blu-ray recently and saw all those early concept scenes rife with awkward/unnecessary luca-making-sparkle-eyes-at-giulia-at-first-sight moments to go and cleanse their palates on Kenna's deeply homo-romantic spotify playlists because the more I learn about the direction this film COULD have taken and how she above all was the boys' biggest champion the more I am convinced she personally saved it. Hearing Casarosa say "we stripped this element out of the film and made it purely about friendship and its better for it" (paraphrasing) is brilliant because like. Yes. They're all friends. You stripped deliberate romance out of the plot, and yet one rose naturally to the surface anyway. Love fucking wins.
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akindofmagictoo · 3 years
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20 first lines tag game
this comes from @zmlorenz and also I think @amillionwips — thank you both!
rules: list the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20 stories just list them all). see if there are any patterns. choose your favourite opening line. then tag others. 
(I will tag @writingbyjillian @pamsdrabbles @sleepyowlwrites and anyone who wants to play!) 
Hurricane 
Tempest stilled her bouncing leg, eyeing her sleeping husband. Had she woken him? She took a careful breath and didn’t let it go until he snored and rolled over, pulling the covers tighter around himself. Still she waited. One breath. Two breaths. When he still didn’t move, she stood up and grabbed her coat and sword belt, not even bothering to put them on. Because she had to leave, and she had to leave today. 
Theo x Aella Little Mermaid AU
Water closed over his head, tugged at his clothes. Tugged him down… down… 
He wanted to cry out for help, but the water filled up his mouth before he could make a sound. Cold stole into his limbs, heavy and dark, weighing him down. 
His chest ached, searching for air. Deep, cold darkness wrapped around him. Dragging, pressing, pulling down.
Down… down… down… 
When he’d hit the water, he’d panicked. That was gone now. All he felt was the cold, the deep dark cold.
a random post-canon Theo x Aella oneshot 
Thunder rumbled overhead, blending into the drumming of the rain on the roof. Aella tucked her blanket more tightly around herself, but it did no good. She couldn’t sleep. She couldn’t keep her mind off the locked front door, Alanna’s instruction to stay inside. It felt too much like other locked doors. Every time she closed her eyes, she was back there again and—
No. Sitting in this bed alone with her thoughts would do no good.
a post-canon Theo x Aella oneshot (sort of the former version of the one above)
“Read the mermaid one again.” Aella snuggled against Theo, pressed up between him and the arm of the big old armchair. 
a Theo x Aella modern AU 
Even with a map on his phone, Theo was impressed he’d made it to the small cafe on the main street. True, it was the main street, but his new house wasn’t, and directions weren’t his forte. Given how recently he’d moved, it was at least understandable. 
The cafe was small, but its list of drink options was larger than he’d expected. But it included several types of tea, so he ordered a familiar English Breakfast and sat down at the nearest table.
post-canon oneshot of the Hurricane women play ‘theatre’ 
“So, who’s up next?” Aria stretched out in her hammock. “As much as I enjoyed being the defence lawyer, I think it’s someone else’s turn.” 
“I’ll play the accused. I want to try my daring escape again,” Aella volunteered, sitting up. 
Theo grinned. “Because you got caught last time?” 
a crossover royalty AU with another project (Labyrinth) 
(this isn’t the first line, but it’s the first lines where Theo appears. also, you would be correct if you assume that the Spanish princess is not Aella. that is the complication.) 
“Spain confirmed the marriage alliance,” said Jared. “We still have to confirm it one last time, though.” 
Theo glanced up at his dad. “Hardly surprising, really. They offered it, after all.” 
Jared nodded. “Are you still alright with this? We can turn them down now, if you want.” 
“My calendar is free,” said Theo, straight-faced. “I mean, it’s not like I’ve got my eye on someone else or whatever. Just as long as I’m not expected to actually have a romantic relationship with the Spanish princess.” 
the below are all fanfictions. [ps my AO3 is @/ sidebysidewithafriend go check it out if any of these fics interest you] 
Shadow and Cottontail (Harry Potter: Marauders (OC insert)) 
(this is co-written, I’m posting the first part that I wrote) 
“Is there mail today?” Kai Lupin jumped the last step down to the dining room. This was the same question she’d been asking for five days, but she asked anyway. 
Her mother Hope was about to answer when an owl swooped through the open window, a parchment envelope clutched in its beak. 
“I think the answer is yes,” said Remus, descending the stairs behind her with a little more care than she’d taken. Kai rolled her eyes and crossed the room to see what the envelope contained.
Hope was already taking it from the owl. “It’s from Hogwarts,” Hope said, and Kai’s heart leapt, only to be dashed by her mother’s next words. “But there’s only one envelope. It’s addressed to you, Kai.” 
Told You You’d Kill It (Harry Potter: Romione) 
“Ugh.” Ron shoved his books to one side and ran a hand through his hair, making it stick up in all different directions. Hermione hid a smile as Ron drew his hands inside his jumper sleeves.
Through a yawn, he continued, “I’m done. I’m so tired.” Probably from his basketball training, but schoolwork was also a struggle for him, she knew. And they’d been studying in the library for several hours now. No wonder he was exhausted.
Thank You For Saving My Cat (Harry Potter: Jily) 
Lily pushed herself up to a sitting position and breathed a small sigh of relief. At least she was out. She turned back to the house, watching the orange flames that danced over the structure with her heart in her throat. Was it her imagination, or were they growing smaller?
Most of her stuff could be replaced. But she hoped nonetheless that she wouldn’t have to.
Then she remembered the one thing she’d left behind and couldn’t replace. Crookshanks. She stumbled to her feet. Legs shaking under her, she ran to the nearest firefighter and grabbed their sleeve. The firefighter gear covered its occupant’s face, but the voice sounded male. “Are you alright?” He took her arm gently, steadying her.
3AM (Harry Potter: Wolfstar) 
The beeping of the fire alarm filtered into Sirius’s sleeping brain, burrowing in until he couldn’t help but wake up. At which point he groaned and wrapped his pillow around his head, trying to block out the noise.
But this was a fire alarm, so really he had to get up. Grudgingly, he removed the pillow from his head and fumbled for his phone to check the time. The light from the screen was blinding in the darkness of his dorm room, but after a moment his eyes adjusted to see that it was 3:07 AM.
Give Him Back to Me (The Great Library: Wolfe x Santi) 
Day 1
“Nic?” Wolfe half-rose from the bed at the sound of knocking, leaving his Codex open beside him. Something was off, though. Nic wouldn’t knock. He had a key. Besides, Nic was away in Belgium, training a new company. He wasn’t due back for another day or two, and that was assuming everything went to plan.
Nevertheless, when the knock came again he got to his feet and headed for the door.
Death Is Not Fair (Shadowhunters: (very angsty) Malec) 
It wasn’t fair. Then again, life wasn’t fair.
And neither was death.
It shouldn’t have happened. It should have been a simple mission. The scans and all the reports had said there was just one demon in the area. It was a larger, stronger demon, and would’ve put up a good fight, but it was still practically nothing to a Shadowhunter like Alec.
Untitled (Shadowhunters: Sizzy) (unfinished and un-posted) 
Izzy was swearing off dating. She’d kind of thought about it before, but hearing about the amount of drama in Jace’s love life right now cemented the idea firmly in her mind. No more dating. Between that and the mess Alec had gone through a couple of months ago, she wasn’t sure she wanted any part of that. Not to mention that of all the boys she’d dated, none of the relationships had really been right. Did she believe in The One? She wasn’t sure. But none of her boyfriends had been it, that was for sure. So no more dating for her. She was here to study forensic chemistry, after all, and surely it was better to concentrate on that.
Moving Day (Riordanverse: Blitzstone) 
Last? signed Hearth. 
Blitz brushed a speck of dust from the shoulder of his shirt, studying Hearth’s face. He knew exactly how many boxes were left to move, and it was more than zero, but the elf was looking paler than usual. If that was possible. As he watched, Hearth swayed a little and put a hand on the wall for support. “No. But I’ll get the rest. You need a break.”
Untitled quarantine AU (Riordanverse: Percabeth) (unfinished and un-posted)
“Thanks for letting me stay over to finish this project,” said Annabeth, setting the last piece on the model Coliseum she’d made. They’d done most of it last night, and she was just adding the finishing touches now. Although that had been before school had been shut down; they’d been notified the night before, but since she was here she’d been determined to finish it.  
Untitled (The Hobbit) (I have a “better version of Tauriel’s arc” thing in the works, and this is an accompanying oneshot of how the Durins died in this version) (un-posted) 
“Where is he? It looks empty. I think Azog has fled.” Fili glanced around nervously, his breath steaming in the icy air. 
“I don’t think so,” said Thorin. 
Footsteps sounded on the ice, echoing in all directions. It was impossible to know their source. 
“We’ve got company,” Thorin growled. 
Kili readied his sword. 
This was practically everyday for them at this point. Every motion of his sword, every footstep, every bit of it was familiar. Fili hardly had to think. His sword flashed in the faint light. Droplets of blood and crystals of ice spattered his exposed skin, hot and cold. He was at home here; he might not have been on the ice before, but with a sword in his hand and Kili and Thorin at his back, he was content.
this is VERY long. if you read to here, thank you! and maybe consider reading some of them in full on my AO3? 
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ughgclden · 3 years
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bee, love, don’t apologise, please, it’s okay, and first and foremost, are you alright?? i hope you’re taking care of yourself, love, but i understand, i don’t think there’s been a year since third grade that i haven’t gotten pneumonia in the winter. I hope you’re feeling alright!!
honestly, dead poets society is one of my only personality traits anymore, i find myself drawing parallels to it constantly, for no reason but i love thinking about it. i’ve watched it so many times at this point, it’s,,, concerning. those tests always take me way less time than they give me, and i used to feel really awkward, i remember i took a bio one once, four hours they gave me, 45 minutes in, i was finished, and the moderator didn’t believe me. i aced it too, like the silly little neil kinnie i am. i’ve gotten used to the ‘worse’ side of being a neil kinnie, and honestly, now that my mum isn’t as controlling about everything as she used to be, it’s easier to deal with. i remember once, i’d gotten an 89 in algebra, and she threatened to pull me out of the fall show. that was a neil perry moment if i ever had one lol. the biggest thing these days is just imposter syndrome, imposter syndrome like oh you’re not hispanic enough, but also, you’re not queer enough, nonbinary enough, things like that. It’s exacerbated some days, but i try.
i watched the it movies on my cousin’s hbo,,, i may or may not have used it without her permission since she forgot to log out of my computer, but that’s neither here nor there. i remember having such a hard time taking the first one seriously initially, because of all the new kids on the block jokes, having a mum who was obsessed with them made it hard, especially when i actually got them all- in truth, the only midnight premiere i’ve been able to make was the force awakens, and i had school the next day too. i’m definitely a richie kinnie, and i have the internalised homophobia (only towards myself though) to prove it /hj my waterbottle has both a sticker of neil on it and a sticker of the r + e carving on it. in case there was any doubt about me lmao. stan kin makes sense for you, honestly, i can see it, i can see it.
okay so listen- no really, i’d bought them with the intention of only drinking half of one that night and spreading them out like that, but then came 9:45pm, and i had a research paper (on womens’ pockets/lack thereof) due at 10am that i simply hadn’t even started, so i downed them all in an hour and got the paper turned in at 5:56 in the morning. but i scare you huh? /hj bee, you’re too sweet, in truth, i’m fairly inelegant, but i try, as for the comforting and cosy, i’ll take you at your word, since that is something only someone interacting with me could discern. i do try to be kind to others for the most part. mainly i think because i’m usually on the other end of mean people.
i’m just perceptive like that bee, i dunno what to tell you, something just tells me, you know? /j and thank you, i always feel a little silly talking about it, because most of the tattoos i want are dead poets society tattoos, i guess some part of me, within the part of me that feels so incredibly tied to it, feels as if if i were able to get a tattoo i’d owe it to the movie in some way, if that makes any sense. i’ve already begged a friend of mine to go with me to get my first once i get to new york, the question though, is what to get first. i’ve got time to make a decision (for once in my life) i just spend a lot of time thinking about it.
honestly, i have never known a school rule to make sense. banning ripped jeans? banning dyed hair? it’s almost as if if they don’t stifle everything natural about kids expressing themselves they dont feel like they’re doing anything. but i digress. the same-sex couple rules were. awful. 12 year old me had enough going on without having an administrator yell at my friend and i for hugging in the courtyard and not leaving until we were a foot apart, but hey.
okay, jumping over a fence to go to a mcdonalds? how coming of age indie movie manic pixie dream girl of you /hj
200k words, is that a challenge? also ahaha not at all like my italian uncle up there just opened a ‘pizzeria’ /hj but mob!star au? might be a project i should start… granted, i’m not as good a storyteller as you, but i can try.
when i was little, i wanted to revolutionise things, i guess. i even actually wrote out a campaign, i wonder if its still somewhere. thank you for believing in me, but these days, bee, i’m thinking less about changing the world, and more about making it the next few weeks, and then the ones after that. little star was aware of so much, but also so little. i wonder what they’d think of me now, honestly.
i did, in fact, teach archery, it was so fun but my arms got SO SORE, and the kid who challenged my archery skills seemed surprised when i actually,, hit the bullseyes. my inner susan was happy then. incidentally the experience is also why i made a playlist called “touchstarved and wanting to teach you to shoot a bow” which low-key slaps when i’m lonely. and bee omg i cannot believe you said im better than susan pevensie i will be thinking about this for the rest of my life thank you- and yes, yes it was named aslan, however did you guess? /j prince caspian<33333
i’ll let you know my results from the tournament, as soon as they come out, and i say this having just put on pjs after taking off my suit, and sitting in the room with my cat in my dear evan hansen hoodie, frantically refreshing the results page because i’m anxious and impatient.
i hope you have a good night, with fitful and restful sleep, i’m sorry this got to be so long, but you know me, i certainly can talk. i’m honestly shocked i even made it to finals, considering i was running off four hours of sleep, having gone to bed at three last night. whoops.
all my love, hugs, and a warm mug of tea,
yours,
star✨
p.s i said yes so that?? happened?? it honestly feels surreal but we’re not gonna be in the same place anymore come the end of this year, so that’ll be something to deal with
P.p.s might just start adding spanish or latin or russian phrases to these if i keep having to translate your cute french bee /lh /hj
star my love, i know you said don't apologise, but i think the word 'sorry' makes up about 60% of my vocabulary. i'm okay!! was just a bit icky, but luckily i've recovered now!!
that's so nice - and again, makes so much sense for you. i think you would work perfectly in welton, i know it. i love bringing the messages from that film into my own life, as silly as it may sound. i'm astonished, and so fucking jealous of you. i used to finish tests maybe half an hour early, but hours is so impressive??? fun fact i did finish my physics final in about 45 minutes and slept for the other hour <3 neil would b proud my love!!! oh my god - i'm so sorry that happened??? but that is also so neil kinnie??? it seems futile me saying this, but i assure you that you are hispanic enough, and queer enough, and non-binary enough. you are enough, period. more than enough even. imposter syndrome is the worst, and i'm so so sorry you're dealing with it.
she did that to herself, you just saw an opportunity /lh a midnight premiere of the force awakens sounds so cute though omg - i hope you had the absolute best time. the r + e carving actually broke me. as a die hard reddie shipper since 2017, seeing the movie make it basically canon?! had me a mess in the cinema.
you are ridiculously comforting and cosy, everything about you feels like a warm hug from a familiar face and i love it. and the way you write is so smooth, it makes me think of a quill smoothly gliding across parchment, the deep black ink unsmudged and pristine. that seems a little pretentious of me, but oh well.
i also want some dps tattoos!! i desperately want "and still we sleep" from todd's poem, and was also so so tempted to get an outline drawing of meeks + pitts dancing on the roof. i love that, and i can't wait until the day you get it, whichever one it may be. my one concern is becoming addicted to them and making my bank account suffer - at least my piercing obsession is a little easier to fund /hj
i've NEVER gotten that - they claim it's 'distracting' but how on earth would it be?? when i got to college, no one was distracted by my dyed hair, and i certainly wasn't distracted by other people's outfits or painted nails. you were yelled at. for hugging. a friend.. what the fuck is wrong with these people??
just call me ramona flowers star /j it was possibly the highlight of my school career, sans hiding in the back room of the music room to avoid a maths test
i bet you're an amazing storyteller, if these letters are anything to go by. it would be a new york times best seller, i know it
we all have to take things one step at a time, i think. that's the only way i really get through things if i'm honest. one day after another and the cycle repeats. i love wondering what young me would think of me now - i'd probably be intimidated of myself, but i like to think i'd be proud that i'm still here, pursuing something i love
that playlist. sounds nothing short of sheer perfection. i too am touch starved and want to teach someone to shoot a bow - even though i.. cannot shoot a bow... but i can wield a sword so, it's close enough.
i saw your message about the tournament results - im so fucking proud of you!!!! you deserve it so so much and i couldn't be happier for you. see, your words and ideas are changing the world, even if you don't realise it.
ps; that is so fun???? omg im so happy for you star, you deserve tis <33 i hope towards the end of this year whatever happens leaves you both happy, no matter how far the distance.
pps; omg no.. please don't do that.. aha that would be awful... definitely wouldn't make my heart race.. haha not at all
all of my love, star. pardon the pun, but you are out of this world ;) i'll leave you with one of my favourite quotes;
il n'y a qu'un bonheur dans la vie, c'est d'aimer et d'être aimé <3
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queenharumiura · 3 years
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B, E, L, P, H, A, G, O, R
Taken from meme: [x] ||Accepting|| ((I see what you did there and it’s beautiful. A++ ))
B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.
In regards to KHR, it’s hard to find any ship that I didn’t consider, because there was a time when I went crazy thinking of all sorts of ships (boy/boy, boy/girl, girl/girl. Don't test me). Still, there is an answer because this ship started it all. Hibari x Haru lol. At the time they were my favorite female and male character in KHR. My friend joked and said, “If you love them both so much, just ship them together.” History was made that day. Coincidentally I’ve cosplayed both. I will never show them off because they aren’t good lol. That started my descent down: This is fun, let’s ship almost anything I can find. Ships didn't necessarily have to be romantic either. I love exploring friendships and also just sibling dynamics as well. Haru adopting people? Yes please. 
E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?
I feel like I’m a troll in general, so I have added something cracky to any fandom that I’m in. Two things I can think of atop my head are ‘you reblogged a dare meme and you dare think I won’t ask Mukuro/Hibari/Alaude/Daemon to wear cat ears? HA!!!! YOU THOUGHT!!’. Another would be that I like puns, so if I see my chance to pun in a meme, I will. I always ask first before I send, however. It usually results in silliness, as you could imagine and Haru running away in fear.
L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves. (Characters you’re neutral about are fair game, as are characters you merely dislike. Characters that you absolutely loathe with the fire of ten thousand suns are exempt, as there is no point in giving yourself an aneurysm over a character that you hate.)
I guess I’m neutral about Dr.Shamal so he should count? Mn...despite the way he is with women and the way he refuses to treat male patients, he’s a smart guy and talented at what he does. He was also utilized well in putting Gokudera’s character into perspective more. Additionally, he is a good example of, ‘Haru will punch you out if you cross the boundaries,’ and I appreciate him for that. His sacrifice wasn’t in vain. Never forget how he is the reason why Mukuro was able to use Sakura blossoms against Hibari in the first place. This man--- the damage he has caused.
P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).
I’m assuming this is asking for me to create an AU for Haru as she’s placed in a different fandom. If that’s correct, I am going to casually pretend that I don’t know the difference between a fandom and a genre by going: “I’ve been reading way too many isekai recently and I think it would be funny to consider Haru getting sent to an otome or something and her being a super sassy and head strong FL. Watch her instantly try to change her identity or run away from bad male leads with all her might. I would live for this, thank you. Haru is also smart and adapts well, so she’d be able to adapt to whatever world setting she’s put in and she doesn’t hate studying, so she’d be able to pick up on the intricacies of her new world. Mainly, I just want a FL who will actually smack the life out of a ML if he’s being a POS. I NEED THIS. It’s emotional healing.
H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?
I really like sourcing things in novels or manga/manhwa/manhua a lot. Animated sources are good too, but it’s much quicker for me to go through something that’s written, so I tend to prefer those now days. Anything that’s easier for me to binge is A+.
A - Ships that you currently like a lot. (They don’t have to be OTPs because not everyone has OTPs.) Friendships, pairings, threesomes, etc. are allowed.
I’m answering strictly based off this blog in it’s current state, else you’ll be here forever. If I talk about ships in KHR in general, you’ll actually be here forever. No @ tags bc I’m feeling shy today. I personally love the dynamic between Gokudera and Haru (platonic or romantic). I’ve historically liked BelHaru, and it looks like it may become a thing in RPC as well. Haru is warily staring from a comfortable distance atm. Haru has a friendly relationship with a Byakuran at the moment. They’re baking a cake! She is generally very friendly with any Tsuna I encounter.
Ravein/Pino… yeah, I self-thread sometimes. Haru has a sibling kinda dynamic with Ravein which is really just a friendship dynamic. It’s the same with Pino. Mizumachi and Haru are both energetic, hyper buddies. Hibari—I aim for just a casual lowkey friendship kinda dynamic. Shame in self-threading? Never heard of her.
The best way to describe her relationship with Zelman in a ‘Black Blood Brothers’ au is ‘hey I just moved into the territory you lord. Hello!’ I think this would go down a friendship route and I’m so for it. Kajika from ‘Hanasakeru Seishonen’ has a friendship with Haru and they just get along swimmingly well. I think the mun for Rentaro ‘Black Bullet’ returned, so I think he can count. Haru has a friendship with him and they’re cooking buddies! They joined a cooking association together!
Haru also has friendships with Emi (KHR oc), and Luca (KHR oc), both of which are in the Varia!au setting that I have for Haru. Emi in particular, Haru has decided to adopt her as a little sis and will pummel anyone who bullies her. Luca--- sometimes in conjunction with Ravein (my OC) drive Haru insane. It’s a trio of dumb, dumbest, and ‘hey I’m the dumbest!’.
The ‘ships’ that I have with Haru are usually always friendship and ‘hey I’m arbitrarily adopting you’ and I love it.
G - Have you ever had an OTP? If so, do you remember your first one? Who was in it?
Eh--- in RPC, my very first one... I believe, was GokuHaru. I currently have a GokuHaru (A different blog) in an AU for a TYL setting. I think I got very close to HibaHaru before, which is, a guilty pleasure ship of mine. Haru is treading into BelHaru territory right now in RPC and that is also, a guilty pleasure ship of mine. In the distant past there was also a TsuHaru (I know, I know, shocking) which was a reincarnated lovers Yakuza AU. That was a fun one. Also in the distant past, there was an AU for a MukuHaru as well. Le kek. I am a multi-ship blog and all ships have existed in different worlds/universes, therefore they all quality as an OTP in their own specific verse. I cheated, yes.
Pro-tip: I may warily stare from afar if shipping is a topic, but the moment you suggest an AU SHIP? I’m down. To further explain, these AU ships have always taken place in a very different timeline/world than what we know in KHR. So therefore I can feel all the freedom to do as I please and figure out characterizations based off what I need.  
PS. in regard to KHR in general, my first OTP was GokuHaru and GokuYama. Le kek.
O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?
I took my library of songs and randomized. I got: ‘Get Off My Back’ by Bryan Adams and Eliot Kennedy. So, by the vibe of the music, the first things that come to mind are either GokuHaru or BelHaru, I’m not going to lie. Now… who is saying these words, I’ll leave it to the imagination. I really like this song, but I really like the cover by Jonathan Young.
R - Which friendship/platonic relationship is your favorite in fandom?
Oh—that’s hard. Friendship dynamics are so fun! I really like Ryohei and Hibari’s dynamic together which could be depicted as friendship. The friendship between a lot of the guardians is just //chef kiss. However, the TRUE SHOW STOPPER in my heart is the friendship between the girls. I really love how all the girls build each other up and always support each other. I love it so much. Especially when the girls are there for Chrome, I CRY. When they support Yuni, I CRY. When I think about how big sis Bianchi looks after the girls and teaches them things- I CRY. I just cry. I love all the friendships in KHR, but the ones the girls share with each other wins in my book. I don’t take criticisms.
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verai-marcel · 4 years
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Okay, so i have a request if you don't mind. It's modern AU, and it's fem!reader. She gets dared to go into the boys' locker room (college au or something) and take pictures of the boys. You already have good relations with most of the men. So you hide in the locker, and something happens which leads you to get caught, Arthur (who probably has feelings for you), and the other men, turned on by this they decide to punish you. (ps Sorry if this sounds creepy. if you're uncomfortable just ignore)
Locker Room Lesson (RDR2 Fanfic, AM/JM/CS/JE x Fem!Reader, 18+)
Summary: You are in the photography club at your local community college, and have made fast friends with a group of ladies who share your thirst for a particular group of men who play on the rugby team. When they dare you to take photos of them in the locker room after a practice, you foolishly agree. But what happens if you get caught? 
Author’s Notes: Oh my. I may or may not have seen a few porns for this, and tbh, this kind of stuff turns me the fuck on. Let’s do this. Also, I picked community college because there’s generally a wider variety of ages there. So this will hopefully appeal to you, dear reader! The guys, well, I guess they’re roughly the same ages that they are in the game, so Arthur’s 35, and the rest are in their mid to early twenties.
Tags: gangbang, multiple partners, tropey porn plot, filthy smut, rough sex, doggy style, anal sex, blowjob, double penetration, facial, creampie, dirty talk, modern AU
AO3 Link is here, darlin’.
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Hiding in the men’s locker room on campus was quite possibly the worst idea you’d ever had, but at least you could say you did the dare. When your friends in the photography club had dared you take some suggestive photos of some of the guys playing rugby, you unwisely boasted that it’d be easy peasy.
So now here you were, tucked into one of the bigger lockers, quietly waiting for the men to leave so you could sneak out. Thumbing through the photos on your camera, you had a few good shots of each of them, so at least it was worth your time.
Javier was lean, tanned, a beautiful specimen of a man. His fingers were long and graceful that could play a guitar like an extension of his body. When you saw him in front of the music building, he always smiled and nodded his head at you, and in class, he’d ask if he could copy your notes, claiming they were the best organized. Listening to him play on the campus plaza was a relaxing treat.
Charles was brawny, a beefcake with the strength to block almost anyone who came at him. When he was working out and you saw his back muscles flex, your breath was always taken away. He was quiet, but always helpful; on multiple occasions, he had taken a heavy box or bag from you and walked with you to your destination, no matter how far. It wasn’t like you couldn’t carry it on your own, but he seemed to have a need to help others.
John was wiry, a bit lanky, but had a smile that melted your heart. He was an honest man, even if he was kind of a goofball, and helping him out in math class was a joy, seeing him light up when he understood something you explained. He was always grateful for your help, and he returned the favor by running errands for you for the photography club when he had time.
And Arthur. Good lord, that man was perfect; the broad shoulders, perfect ass, powerful legs. Not exactly the brightest academically, but coming in as an older student, he had a lot of life experience that you could respect. He was in three of your classes, and you only started talking to him because you noticed his drawings during the studio art class.
“Never painted a day in my life,” he had told you, but anything he drew, for whatever reason, was filled with emotion. Even as he got criticized for his technique, the professor always gave him points for “good feeling,” whatever that meant.
Your ears perked up at the sound of male laughter, and you mentally sighed. You got the feeling that you were stuck in here for a while. You started to sort through some of your photos, picking and choosing which ones to keep.
Then the door to your locker suddenly opened. You nearly dropped your phone and stared, blinking at the bright light before your eyes readjusted.
“Well, what do we have here?”
Arthur smirked, looking like a cat that caught the mouse.
You panicked. “Um, just… hiding?”
John, Javier, and Charles appeared behind him. 
“What’re you doin’? John asked innocently.
Javier laughed. “She’s taking pictures of us, idiot.”
Lightning quick, your phone was snatched from your hands as Arthur took your wrist and pulled you out of the locker.
“Hey wait!” you yelped.
“Hmmm… these are pretty good photos,” Arthur mumbled as he flipped through your images. 
Charles peered over his shoulder. After a few moments, he looked up towards you. “You shouldn’t have snuck in here.”
Walking closer to you, Javier put an arm up on the lockers and leaned against it, effectively cornering you. “Who put you up to this?”
You looked away. You weren’t telling.
Arthur chuckled as he handed your phone back to you. “None of us are naked, but pretty damn close to.” He moved closer to you, the other men following suit. You felt like you were being caged in by a wall of meat.
Leaning in, he took your chin between his thumb and fingers. “Now darlin’, I think you need to pay us back for bein’ such good models, don’tcha think?”
“Only if you’re willing,” Charles added.
You swallowed.
John finally seemed to understand the implications and smiled at you. “We won’t hurt you.”
Javier was just quietly watching you, but from the way you were licking your lips, he had an inkling you weren’t against the idea.
It was a little hard to think, having so many hunks right next to you. Were they really offering what you thought? Did they all want to… have their way with you? Together?
Your heart pounded and your libido shot through the roof. You mentally drooled at the thought.
Arthur stepped back, concern on his face. “You can say no, we won’t be troubled.”
“I do, I do want to pay you back,” you quickly said. Biting your lip, you quietly asked, “Are you asking… what I think you’re asking?”
The men all smirked and chuckled.
Charles held his hand out to you. “If you think we’re asking you to give us your body to pleasure, then yes.”
You stepped towards them and took his hand.
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Guiding you to the nearest bench, Charles sat you down as the other men circled around you. Arthur stood back, watching as John and Javier stood on either side of Charles.
You watched, gleefully, as the three of them took out their cocks. Each one different, each one so mouth-watering in their size and girth. You couldn’t believe how lucky you were.
Charles stepped forward. “Open up, honey.”
You took him into your mouth, and he stayed still as you bobbed your head around his thick member, twirling your tongue around the head. He sighed, his hand resting on your head and petting you. You shivered with pleasure at the feeling of his fingertips running along your scalp.
Your hands were taken by John and Javier, and they each wrapped one of your hands around their cocks. Getting the idea, you started to jerk them off as you sucked on Charles.
“Give us some of that pretty little mouth too, querida,” Javier said softly.
You alternated, giving them each some oral attention, looking up at them as you pleasured them. When it was his turn, Javier looked at you with a dark lust in his eyes. He reached down and caressed your cheek, before grabbing the back of your neck and holding you in place as he shallowly fucked your mouth, a bit dominating as he hummed his approval.
When you switched to John, he just closed his eyes and moaned quietly, his hips jerking forward, his cock nearly hitting the back of your throat. You pulled away, and he immediately apologized. You smiled and continued to suck on the tip of him.
Charles tapped John on the shoulder, and he pulled away from your mouth. You whimpered, and then looked past them at Arthur, who was leaning against the lockers, watching you with a lurid stare.
“Arthur?” you asked.
“I’ll take my time with you later,” he uttered quietly, a dark promise that sent shivers down your spine.
Your attention turned back to the others as they helped you remove your clothes, surrounding you with caresses and kisses as your skin was revealed. Soon you were naked, watching the three of them take off their own clothes so they could surround you once more.
Charles laid out a towel onto the ground and brought you down, laying you on your back. He let your head rest on his lap, his cock hovering near your mouth. You licked the tip, earning a pleased rumble. Javier came around and kneeled before you, touching your knees and spreading your legs apart.
“You look beautiful, querida,” he said as he stroked your center, spreading your love juices around your folds. “Can’t wait to make you sing.”
Then he leaned over you and curled two long, slender fingers inside of you, pressing against a spot inside that made you quiver and pant.
“M-more!” you cried out.
John kneeled beside you and started playing with your breasts. “You heard the woman. Give her what she wants.”
Javier grinned as he took his fingers out and pushed the head of his cock against your opening. You took a deep breath as he entered you, your muscles squeezing him.
“Feels so good,” he groaned as he made it all the way inside. He waited a few moments before lifting his hips and started moving, taking his time, rolling his hips and making sure he was hitting that wonderful spot inside.
Charles tilted your head towards him. “Don’t forget about me, honey.”
You gladly opened your mouth and pleasured Charles while Javier fucked you. John’s hands were on you, squeezing and pinching your nipples, and you reached out to stroke his cock in return.
“Your turn, brother,” Javier said after a while, pulling away from you and swapping places with John.
John had less finesse but more energy as he kneeled between your legs and lifted you up by your hips. He aimed his shaft at your pussy and just thrust forward, slamming inside of you. He was rough, lost in his desire as he just pounded into you, his heavy breathing and his occasional moan the only sounds he made.
You had been licking Charles for so long, that when he moved, you whimpered.
“Don’t worry sweetheart, I’ll give you something to occupy your mouth,” John said as he switched places with Charles.
John was as rough with your mouth as he was with your pussy, thrusting shallowly so you wouldn’t choke, but still moving fast, like he couldn’t control himself, desperately driving towards the pleasure your mouth brought him.
Charles played with you a little more than the other two, stroking your clit with his thumb while he teased your pussy with his cock, dipping the head inside and then coming back out, not giving you everything you wanted.
“Please Charles,” you begged. “Please fuck me!”
Charles gripped your hips and slowly entered you, a look of focus on his face. “You’re so tight.”
You writhed; he was not as long as the others, but his girth was almost too much for your body to take. You were glad you were stretched out first.
Javier caressed your clit, and when you gasped, he stroked in earnest, watching you moan around the cock in your mouth. 
“Look at you, such a sexy woman,” Javier praised. “Taking so much cock, you must love this.”
You just hummed in agreement as you felt Charles hilt inside of you. He rolled his hips slowly a few times, and your hips lifted in return, wanting that fullness of his cock to stay inside of you.
“You wanted this?” Charles asked.
You nodded. 
“Never would’ve guessed. Such a bad girl.” His voice was so low that the rumbling vibrated against your body, making you mewl with need. 
“Bad girls get punished, don’t they?” John asked.
You nodded around his cock.
“Get the lube,” Arthur said from his spot against the lockers.
Javier suddenly left, and Charles lifted you up into his arms. Laying down on his back, he grabbed your ass and spread your cheeks.
“You gonna take all of us?” John asked, gripping your neck.
“Yes!” you pleaded.
“That’s right. Take your punishment and be a good girl,” John crooned as he let go of you and pet your head.
Javier returned, a tube of some viscous liquid in his hand.
“What’s that?” you asked, suddenly worried about some unsafe chemicals going into your rear.
“It’s J-Lube. Don’t worry darlin’, it’s safe,” Arthur said, a tone of experience in his voice.
Trusting him with your safety, you relaxed and let Javier squirt some into his hand and spread it along his fingers.
You clenched when you felt him slip one finger into your rear entrance.
All three men began to soothe you. Charles reached down to play with your clit, keeping you distracted, John came around to give you his cock to suck on, giving your head a much needed scalp massage as you did so, and Javier rubbed your back, his finger going deeper inside.
As you relaxed, he squeezed in a second finger, then a third, stretching you out slowly and methodically. You had finally relaxed and gotten used to the intrusion, and started to rock your hips while moaning softly. Javier pulled his fingers out and replaced them with his member. He pushed in slowly, making sure you could take him.
“Just tell us if it hurts,” he told you as he slid all the way into you.
All you could do was whimper and move your hips. You were so full of cock, and it was amazing; feeling the three of them begin to move in rhythm, taking your body, using you as their fuck toy as they ‘punished’ you for spying on them.
You loved it. There was no thinking, just feeling, just being.
And in the midst of that, your climax built up, higher and higher, until Javier slapped your ass, and Charles grabbed your neck while he reached down and thumbed your clit.
“Come for us, sweetheart,” John growled.
“We want to feel you, querida.”
John’s shaft muffled your scream as you came, spasming around them, pleasure bursting through your body like fireworks. The aftershocks kept coming as they continued to pound into you, not letting up for a moment, no mercy on your almost relaxed body.
“Fuck,” John mumbled and pulled back after you were done screaming. “Almost came.”
You let out a soft cry, already missing the fullness of him in your mouth, but then Charles reached up and pulled you against him, one arm around you, one hand gripping your neck.
“You ready, honey?”
“For what?” you asked.
Charles smiled, and looked back at Javier and nodded. You felt Javier leave your body. Effortlessly, Charles wrapped his arms around you and stood up, still inside of you. You squealed with both a bit of fear and excitement. 
Then you felt Javier enter you from behind again, and the two men pistoned in and out of you, holding you up between the two of them.
“You want our forgiveness, honey?”
“Yes, yes!”
Charles and Javier both pulled out of you and eased you onto your knees. Charles stood in front of you, his massive hand on top of your head, his other hand stroking himself quickly.
“Beg for me,” he breathed.
“Please,” you said, big eyes looking up at him. “Please, I’ll be good.”
Charles could only bellow as he came onto you, ropes of his cum dripping from your chin and nipples. Taking a few staggered breaths, he stood back, and Javier took his place, his hand rapidly beating off.
“Say you’re our special girl.”
“I’m your special girl.”
He moaned as he came all over you, sighing your name before leaning down to kiss your forehead. 
“Gracias, querida.”
John came back into your view, and he grinned before grasping your neck.
“Sweetheart, that mouth of yours… give it to me.”
You gladly opened up and let John fuck your mouth until he groaned and came, spilling down your throat. You swallowed as much as you could, and when he stepped away, grinning at you, you grinned back.
Then all of a sudden, Arthur cleared his throat. Everyone looked over at him, and you noticed his eyes were completely focused on you.
“Get yerselves clean again,” he told the others without looking at them. You heard them all chuckle and exit the room, leaving you alone with Arthur.
He pushed away from the lockers and walked up to you. He pulled his cock from his pants and stroked it slowly.
“Lookit’chu, all dirty with cum,” he sneered. “You like bein’ used?”
You bit your lip, and you tasted a bit of everyone’s cum on your lips.
“Look at me.”
You looked up at him. 
“You want to be used by me?”
You swallowed and nodded quickly. Your body burned for him, lusted after him in a way you didn’t realize you could. Sure, you thought he was a hunk before, but he had been friendly, gentle, safe. Right now, he was giving off the vibes of a predator, of an alpha male who would dominate you, own you… 
…and protect you.
You suddenly wanted him so badly that you could hardly contain yourself. You started to crawl towards him, unconscious of how you looked.
A knowing smile slowly spread across his face as he watched you kneel in front of him. You tentatively licked the tip of his cock before kissing it, slowly opening your mouth more and more to take in more of him, until you had filled your mouth full. Pulling back while sucking on him, you released him with a loud pop sound. You looked up and gave him a teasing smile.
“You gonna play with me that way, huh?” Arthur grabbed you by the base of your neck and pulled you up until you were standing, then flipped you around, your back to his chest. His arms wrapped around you, holding you tight, his lips biting your neck. 
“Bend over,” he growled, forcing you to bend at the waist, one hand on your shoulder. Your hands shot out to balance yourself against the lockers, and you turned your head to see him looking down, aiming his cock at your wet entrance. He glanced up and kept eye contact with you as he pushed his way in.
“Keep lookin’ at me, darlin’,” he crooned as he entered you. “Wanna see yer eyes when I take you.”
When your head started to droop, he grabbed a handful of your hair at the base of your head and pulled, forcing you to look at him until his hips were flush with your ass.
“So good,” he said softly as he started to build up a rhythm, letting go of your hair to grip your hips. You were lost to the feel of him demolishing your coherent thoughts; all you could focus on was the pounding of your flesh, his soft grunts and moans as he enjoyed what you gave him.
When he reached down to stroke your core, it was too much, and you cried out his name.
Quickly, a hand reached around your mouth, quieting you down as you came around him, your legs beginning to shake.
“Shhh, can’t let anyone else know yer in here,” he warned. Pulling out of you, he kept you upright as he turned you around to face him. Picking you up around the waist, he carried you to the back wall of the locker room, farthest from the door.
“Wrap your legs around me,” he commanded as he pushed you against the wall, angling his hips so he could enter you again.
You wrapped your legs around him, and he grabbed your butt so that he was holding you up as he started to fuck you against the wall.
“Like that, darlin’? Like it when I fuck you hard?”
“Oh god, yes,” you keened, clinging onto him and burying your head into his shoulder.
The sounds of him rutting into you, flesh against flesh, and his harsh breathing combined with your soft moans filled the room. He shifted you slightly higher on the wall and pressed his body against yours. The warmth of his body was a sharp contrast to the cold wall behind you. He angled his thrusts and suddenly slammed into you harder, deeper, and you curled your toes, feeling the ripples of pleasure from your core.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck!” you cried out as your climax bowled you over, and you held onto Arthur for dear life as you spasmed, shaking from the strength of your orgasm.
“Wanna come inside of ya,” Arthur grunted.
“Yes, please!” you begged. 
With a low groan, he smashed you against the wall, holding you tight as he came inside of you, his hips jerking forward occasionally as he filled you full. He whispered your name lovingly, nuzzling your cheek as he came down from his high.
“Darlin’, my sweet darlin’,” he murmured as he slowly let you down from the wall and helped you to the bench. He sat down, with you in his lap, and held you close.
“Been wantin’ to do that fer a long time,” he confessed. “Probably since the second week of last semester.”
You remembered that week. That was the week you had first met him and had a long talk with him at the local cafe, where your friendship started. You remembered finding him attractive, and also, regretfully, decided for yourself that he was out of your league.
“Really?” You couldn’t believe that he wanted you.
“Yeah, really.” He kissed your cheek. “I know this started off… a bit strange, but… would you be interested… in… um… goin’ on a date?”
You blinked.
Then you burst out laughing.
“Yes, yes, of course!” you said after a few moments. “I never thought you’d ask. I thought… I thought I wasn’t good enough for you.”
Arthur laughed. “Here I was thinkin’ the same thing.”
You couldn’t believe that. Arthur? He was so talented, so friendly, so handsome… he was such a good man, and he thought he wasn’t good enough? You knew you’d have to rectify that in the future.
He pressed his forehead against yours. “I ain’t sharin’ you again,” he said.
You kissed his cheek. “That’s fine. You’re plenty enough for me”
Arthur’s smile was worth the dare.
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End Notes: Oh yes, J-Lube exists. Recommended by a porn star. Remember fam, don’t do anal unless you’ve cleaned yourself up properly and acquired the right lube! Also, I split the sexy time into two scenes because it’s very hard for me to write that many men in one scene, so I had to take Arthur out; I tried at first, but it just wasn’t working, logistically-speaking. Anon, I hope this fulfilled your sex fantasy; it sure as hell fulfilled mine, hehehehehe!
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Your Holiday Mom: Momby
My gorgeous Holiday Baby!
Thank GOODNESS you’re here, not a moment too soon!  I have all the newspaper ads for Black Friday laid out on the kitchen table, with a plate of warm cookies, ready for us to spend a couple of hours poring over the great deals and chatting about your year.  Do you prefer coffee or tea?  We’re going to need something to fuel our shopping binge tonight, and I personally love a good iced chai latte.  Just wait til you see the matching tumblers I got for us, to take our caffeine on the go tonight!  I know, I know, but I’m your Holiday Mother and as such I get to embarrass you with goofy Mom things occasionally.  
Oh gosh, I’m so excited to take you out for our annual midnight Black Friday Christmas shopping extravaganza I forgot to ask about your Thanksgiving celebration today.  I hope you had a wonderful time sharing a meal with some friends and loved ones.  Tell me about all the people in your life, I want all the gossip!  Did you bring a special someone to your celebration?  Fine, I won’t pry.  But when you’re ready, your Holiday Father and I can’t wait to meet anyone you’d like to bring by the house, and welcome them with open arms into our family.  If you care for them so much, they must be just as special as you.
It’s 11 PM, and we’ve been clipping coupons and making lists of things you need while the Bing Crosby holiday record spins quietly in the background.  I just love hearing about your achievements this year, and all the things you’re dreaming about in the future.  Just you wait, my dear, the world holds great things for you!  For now though, it’s almost time to head over to the local outlet mall.  This shopping trip is just the cheesiest, most chaotic celebration of capitalism ever, but we love this tradition and have been coming for 10 years.  
The drive through the Pennsylvania countryside is cold and dark, but the outlet mall is lit up and decorated like a holiday wonderland.  Fresh cut pine scents the air, along with a food truck selling fresh apple cider donuts and hot chocolate to the waiting crowd.   Carolers wander the parking lot with candles, singing and laughing.  You know I’m going to make sure we get our annual picture on Santa’s lap, so I can display it proudly on our living room “Wall of Santas”, right?  Just don’t let the live reindeer lick you!  They have awful breath.
At midnight, a giant bell rings out and shoppers pour into the local stores.  We loop arms and plunge into the madness… we’re on a mission!  Things you want, things you need, something for learning and something good to read!  I love seeing your style evolving as you grow into your place in the world, and we can have some goofy fashion shows in the fitting rooms, both of us giddy with a lack of sleep.  I’m going to tell you about a thousand times, no matter what you try on, that you’re perfect just the way you are, and that your inner beauty is what shines through… and you probably won’t listen to me, because that’s just the way Mom advice goes.  I expect lots of “MOoooooOm! But how do the JEANS look, NOT MY INNER LIGHT.”  But I know you hear me.  Then I’ll get you some socks, because everyone needs socks.  Don’t roll your eyes at me!  These socks have naughty snowmen on them. 
We save the best for last.  I have lists for some children in the area whose families don’t have the means to provide presents, and toy shopping for them is SO much fun.  We could spend a couple of hours in each toy store, pummeling each other with Hulk hands and examining Barbie Dreamhouses, but it’s almost 4 AM and I can see you’re exhausted.  We’ll pile our bags into the minivan and when you get home, you can sleep as long as you want in the upstairs bed.  I put your grandmother’s hand-stitched down comforter on it already.  I’ll have pancakes waiting for you when you wake up mid-afternoon, and we’ll spend a couple of glorious hours watching your favorite holiday movies while we wrap presents.  
What an amazing start to the Christmas season!  Tell me all about each person we bought a present for, and your friendship the past year.  It’s awesome to look back on each relationship with a grateful heart.  I for one am so grateful that you are part of my family for this one day, because you are an extraordinary human being and worthy of so much love! 
Your Holiday Father will pretend to be annoyed when he’s conscripted to tie ribbons and put together the Barbie Dreamhouse, but he secretly loves it.  Later you can model your new wardrobe items for him and the cats, and explain to both of us what “Kids these days” are wearing.  He still doesn’t understand crop tops, but he loves your explanations.  We both just love any time we get to spend to you, listening to your adventures and struggles alike.
We’re so glad you chose to drop in and visit today, even if we can’t be together on the actual Holiday.  You know that we think of you every day, not just on the holidays, right?  Though you and I spent the whole day searching for the most thoughtful presents for each and every one of our friends and loved ones, YOU are my greatest gift. Your light and your love are worth more than any present.  I hope that the coming year will bring you all the things you want, but I need you to know that you are enough.
Love,
Momby
PS.  I did all your laundry while you were sleeping.  And I washed the naughty snowmen socks so you can’t return them. 😉
** This year we are reprising your favorite letters. The original post date of this letter was Nov 28, 2019.
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varietywritings · 4 years
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Draco Malfoy x OC!Esme Prewett
Solace Summary
CHAPTER ONE: THE SUNSET IS THE SAME FROM BRISTOL TO LONDON
Esme Prewett sat at her desk; the wood color was unknown even to her as it was covered in spare parchment, books, quills, and some liquorice wands—these were her favorite wizarding candies. Her audacious tabby, Sebastian, tried to fit his massive body between a pile of muggle books and an open bottle of ink. The ink tipped, spilling all over Esme’s notes from the wizarding book, The Rise and Fall of the Dark Arts. Though this would be her third time reading the book and the notes weren’t for anyone but herself as it was summer, she cursed at the cat; Sebastian looked satisfied by his accomplishment.
A loud peck on the window startled Esme, causing her to forget all about her desecrated notes. Ron’s fiery owl, Pigwidgeon, stood on her window sill, staring at Esme with his gleaming amber eyes. She smiled, sliding the window open so the small bird could enter her room. Esme untied the letter and small parcel from his leg and he began to bounce around impatiently as she read it.
Dear Essie,
We miss you over here. Mum has been intense, making us clean all the time. We’re so bored. I don’t know if they’ve written to you, but Fred and George have created loads of new joke products and we’re the test subjects. Professor Lupin nearly ate a fainting fancy. Luckily, George smacked it out of his hand. Mum was furious; it was truly hilarious.
Professor Lupin? She thought. Why would he be at The Burrow? Why is Molly making them clean? Her house cleans itself. She shrugged her confusion away and continued reading. Pigwidgeon began rapidly flying around her room; Sebastian followed him with his eyes.
Oh, Dad and Percy got into it the other day. He was promoted at the Ministry. He’s so far up Fudge’s arse that he neglects his own family. What a load of bollocks. Have you heard from him? Mum and Dad are very upset. Dad’s broken countless muggle artifacts and mum will not stop crying. He said some really awful things about not accepting us as his family anymore.
Bill is back home by the way. He took a desk job at Gringotts. I think he misses Egypt more than he lets on. You remember Fleur Delacour, right? He’s been giving her English lessons. I think he fancies her, but he won’t admit it.
Why on earth would Bill have taken a desk job? He loved the tombs. He loved Egypt. Things weren’t adding up to Esme; nevertheless, she kept reading.
It’s weird not having you spend the summer with us. I’m guessing you’ve got a lot of reading done. Hermione has too. How has your mum been? Is she even home?
I’ve attached a bag of liquorice wands. I figured you were running out. Tell Seb I miss him and I wish he were here in place of Crookshanks. Are you packed and ready for Hogwarts?
Can’t wait to hear from you,
Ron
PS: Pig couldn’t wait to visit. I’m sure he’d love it if you let him stay for a bit.
Esme sighed as she looked around her messy room. She wasn’t leaving for Hogwarts for a couple weeks, so she didn’t feel a need to pack just yet. She added Ron’s letter to the immense stack of letters she had received since her mother cut her off from the Weasley’s. There were several from Bill and Charlie, Ron sent her one weekly, Fred and George sent a couple, and Ginny sent almost as many as Ron. Esme loved receiving letters from her cousins as she was used to practically living with them until reports of Voldemort’s return surfaced via Harry. Esme believed him even though it pained her to admit. Sadly, her muggle mother believed him too and refused to let her interact with the wizarding world. As a result, Esme carefully hid the letters in her sock drawer.
She had been trapped in Bristol all summer while her mother traveled on business. As nice as the silent—apart from the occasional meow from a hungry Sebastian—house was when she was trying to get work done, she was lonely. She missed the terrible pranks Fred and George played, helping them plan those pranks, talking with Ginny, chess with Ron.
Esme laughed to herself at the sprightly little owl who had now landed back on her nightstand. Sebastian, still on her desk, was starting to drool on the parchment. Esme snarled her nose slightly, but she refused to bother him. She grabbed a clean piece of parchment and some fresh ink and began thinking of her response to Ron. She took her time so Pig was well rested.
Dear Ron,
I miss you guys too!  I’m sorry you’re bored. I am too. Can only read so much. Fred and George haven’t written to me in a few weeks. Are they still apparating everywhere? They told me they were using each other as testers and Aunt Molly thought they had been fighting.
Why was Professor Lupin at the Burrow? Is everything okay? And Bill? Why did he move back? Egypt was his favorite place on Earth. I’m happy for him and Fleur. He hasn’t written to me in a bit.
Percy has written to me, but he didn’t mention the promotion or his quarrels with Uncle Arthur. I can’t believe Percy would say things like that.
I wish I didn’t tell me mum about He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. She freaked out. I get it, but she has to let me live. She’s not even here, and if she was, how could she possibly protect me?
I can’t wait to get out of this gloomy house and out of this town. Sebastian misses you guys. He is restless without you and the twins torturing him. He misses watching me destroy you in wizard’s chess and frankly I do too. Tell everyone I love and miss them. Tell Gin I’m awaiting her next letter.
Pig was a delight to have today. Thank you so much for the liquorice! Also, of course I am packed for Hogwarts. You know me, always prepared.
See you soon,
Esme
Esme threw the quill down on her desk and quickly rolled up the smudge-free parchment. She reused the leather strip Ron had sent to tie her letter to Pigwidgeon’s thin leg. His excitement heightened as she tightened the knot. He almost looked as if he was smiling. She petted his grey and white feathers before he took flight out the window and back to 12 Grimmauld Place—or the Burrow as Esme thought.
✶✶✶
Esme was up rather late redoing the notes Sebastian so gracefully destroyed. She didn’t mind though; it gave her a chance to make them neater. Esme could swear she heard the front door creak open, but decided ultimately that she had just stayed up entirely too late and was incapable of proper cognitive functioning. She closed the newest ink bottle she was using and got up from her desk. She saw a sleeping Sebastian on her bed and decided to join him until she heard a loud thud from the living room downstairs. She quietly ran to her desk and pulled the middle drawer open, grabbing  her spruce wand with a white-knuckle grip.
It’s probably just your mother home early from her trip. She thought. She checked the time: 1:34 A.M. Her flight could not have landed this late. She was hesitant to open her bedroom door. It could definitely be your mother, but it could also be a murderer or two. It’s probably fine, right? How often do bad things truly happen? But Voldemort is back. Bollocks. She reaches for the door knob, but then pulls her hand away and backs up. The staircase creaks as if multiple people were walking up it.
“It’s going to be less dangerous to take her than Harry.” An unfamiliar female whisper came from the hallway.
Esme furrowed her brows and adjusted her ever-tightening grip on her wand. Less dangerous? Where exactly do they think they’re taking me?
Esme’s bedroom door flew open and a gust of wind disturbed Sebastian. The light from the hall made it difficult for Esme to see because her room was dark. Once her eyes adjusted, they met with the eyes of an unfamiliar face. She was a witch with violet hair. Esme froze before her, her heart beating at an unnatural pace.
“Ron said you’d packed already.” This violet-haired witch sighed, leaning against the door frame.
“I’m so—who are—” Esme tried to gather her thoughts to speak.
“Ms. Prewett.” A familiar voice came from a tall wizard standing behind the witch.
“Professor Lupin?” Esme smiled. Her shoulders relaxed; she didn’t even notice they were tense. Lupin was her favorite Defense Against the Dark Arts professor to date. “What are you do—”
“No time to explain, sweetheart.” Arden, tenacious auror, Harry’s godmother, and Esme’s hero stood beside Remus Lupin reaching his chin. The Arden Walker is in my home. Esme was ecstatic as she hadn’t seen her idol since she visited Lupin’s class as a guest speaker in her third year.
“I’m Tonks.” The violet-haired witch smiled. “We have to get you packed.”
Esme smiled back at her. “Where are we going?”
“London,” Lupin chimed.
“London? Where are my aunt and uncle?”
“London.”
Esme gave the three an incredulous look. “Why?”
“Again, no time. Let’s get you packed,” Tonks declared impatiently.
Esme motioned for Tonks to enter her bedroom. Lupin and Arden went downstairs to get the brooms. Esme opened her brown trunk and began shoving clothes and parchment into it. Tonks waved her wand and everything Esme needed—books, parchment, dozens of ink bottles, her cauldron, scales, clothes, and even her postcards from her mother—chucked themselves into her trunk.
“That works.” Esme shrugged. “Thanks.”
Tonks nodded. Esme picked Sebastian up and shoved him in his blue carrier. He was less than excited, so she placed a few treats with him.
“Locomotor trunk.” Tonks said with her wand in hand. The trunk hovered and followed her wand motions downstairs.
“Ready to go?” Lupin questioned.
“I need to leave a note for my mother. She’d figure out how to contact the ministry just to spite me if I didn’t.”
“Nonsense, I already left one explaining the situation,” Lupin reassured.
“Well, then I’m ready!”
“Can you fly?” Arden asked.
“Uh—”
“No, she’s terrible,” Lupin teased.
“Hey!” Esme yelled in defense.
“Well, can you?” Tonks questioned.
“Well, no. Not well. I don’t even have a broom. I—er—borrowed George’s for class my first year and nearly snapped it in two only three feet off the ground.” Esme looked to the floor.
“You can ride with Arden. Tonks will take your trunk and Sebastian can come with me.”
Esme was elated to ride with her idol. The trunk stayed just behind Tonks as she led it outside into the streets of Bristol. The Hogwarts Crest on the lid beautifully reflected the moonlight. She used her wand to place it in the harness hanging from her broom. Lupin started to put Sebastian’s carrier into the harness below his broom.
“I’m not sure he’s going to be okay with that.”
“It’s a straight shot. Less than an hour,” Lupin reasoned.
“Your point? He’s a cat. A very pretentious cat I might add.” The three aurors looked at her with blank expressions. “He’ll be screaming the entire way there.”
“He’ll be okay.” Arden placed her hand on Esme’s shoulder. Esme relaxed and gave in.
Remus carefully placed Sebastian’s carrier in the harness. Everyone mounted their brooms. The night was warm, but windy making the flight a little rough. Arden was amazing at controlling the broom. She landed it serenely and methodically in front of a row of houses not so different from the one Esme and her mother lived in.
“I forgot to get Dumbledore’s deluminator from Moody.” Lupin grumbled.
“It’s almost three. I’m sure there aren’t any muggles looking out the window.” Tonks justified.
“Plus, they’re the least of our worries at this point.” Arden maundered.
Esme and Tonks removed her trunk from the harness while Arden grabbed Sebastian and his carrier.
Lupin moved his head back and forth to ensure there was no one around. He leaned closer to Esme and whispered, “12 Grimmauld Place. Where would it be?”
Esme, confused at first, looked to the house numbers in front of her. She found they were labeled as 11 Grimmauld Place and 13 Grimmauld Place. She blinked and all of a sudden, houses eleven and thirteen parted and an identical—except for the dirt and grime—one appeared in the middle labeled 12 Grimmauld Place. The dark night was as silent as ever before. The muggles didn’t seem to notice the sudden movement.
Lupin swiftly walked to the front door, holding it open for Tonks and Esme to carry the trunk in and Arden to carry the large cat in. Lupin checked his surroundings before joining them and quietly closing the door behind him. The hallway was dim and empty. The house was silent. Arden sat Sebastian’s carrier down and opened it. He quickly darted out of the carrier and across the room.
“Let me show you to your room. I can imagine you’re just yearning to get to sleep,” Arden said in a hushed tone; her Southern American accent almost disappearing into a more plain American accent. “Hope you don’t mind sharing a room with Ron until Harry gets here.”
“Wouldn’t be the first time,” Esme whispered following Arden upstairs. Arden placed her trunk and the now-deserted cat carrier in the hall outside the room. Why does Harry get to take my bed? Where am I going to sleep when he gets here? Esme was too tired to figure that out. She snuck into Ron���s room as best as she could—he was snoring lightly, but she didn’t mind as she was used to sharing a room with Sebastian. She didn’t bother to change and plopped down on the bed which had what seemed like a centimeter of dust garnered on top. She suppressed a cough. I thought they were cleaning all summer.
✶✶✶
After breakfast, Esme found Bill in the lounge going over some parchment.
“What’s that?” She asked hopeful to get some information from him. No one had explained why they were in a dingy old house in London.
“Jus’ some stuff for The Order.” He quickly rolled the parchment up and sat it in his lap.
“The Order?” Esme questioned.
“They haven’t explained everything to you?”
“Nope. Just arrived early this morning.” Esme sat on the couch diagonally from  Bill.
“The Order of the Phoenix: they’re a group of retentive witches and wizards fighting against You-Know-Who’s cause. They were active during the Wizarding War.”
“Who was in this group?”
“Well, Remus, Sirius and Arden, James and Lily Potter, The Longbottom’s, and—erm—your father and Gideon. Of course, there were others too, but their names are escaping me.”
Esme’s olive-green eyes widened and her mouth fell open slightly; she was nearly the spitting image of her father, Fabian Prewett; she had a long, thin face accompanied by a long, protruding nose. “My—my father?”
“Yep.” Bill smiled proudly thinking of his uncle’s accomplishments.
“Is that why death eaters killed him?”
His smile quickly faded and he dolefully looked at his cousin. “Yeah.”
Esme looked to the floor. “And now you’re a member?”
Bill nodded realizing Esme wasn’t looking at him. “Er—yeah. Along with mum, dad, Charlie, Tonks, and a bunch more. Charlie’s staying in Romania trying to recruit witches and wizards.”
Esme looked at Bill again. “And Percy?”
He hardly winced at the mention of his name. “Don’t bring him up in front of mum and dad.”
“I know. Ron mentioned the promotion and his fight with Uncle Arthur in his last letter.”
“It was horrible. Mum hasn’t been in a good mood since. Percy doesn’t believe Harry saw You-Know-Who because Fudge doesn’t believe it. Dad tried talking sense into him, but it was no use.”
“That’a a shame. So, how do I join?”
“The Order?”
Esme nodded.
“You don’t. Mum won’t let you; you’re too young. Besides, we’ve got this handled.”
“Do you? You had to leave your job—one that you absolutely love—to join this Order. I want to help.”
“Es, you can’t help. Maybe when you’re of age, but hopefully by then this will all be over.”
Esme wanted to continue arguing but decided it was best to bite her tongue as she still had information to get from him. “So, Fleur Delacour, hm?” She smirked.
Bill was surprised Esme didn’t debate him more on joining the Order but ultimately didn’t want to question this refreshing turn of events. “And who told you about her?”
“Ron. He told me you’ve been giving her English lessons.”
“She just wants to improve at her English and I’m fluent, so what’s the big deal?” His cheeks were an almost unnoticeable shade of pink, but Esme noticed.
“Do you like her?”
“Of course I like her. She’s extremely kind, really smart too.” Bill was looking off into the distance, daydreaming of Fleur.
Esme started to further inquire about her, but a loud crack interrupted her thoughts and made her jump out of her seat. The twins appeared in front of the couch. Fred was holding Sebastian.
“You arseholes.” Esme’s voice quavered. Her heart was beating rapidly. “You apparated with my cat?”
“He was fine,” George said calmly.
“He rather enjoyed it actually,” Fred reasoned. “Jumped right into me arms.”
Esme’s blinks were slow as she was trying to comprehend what exactly went through Fred and George’s minds. “I’m going to take my cat now, if you don’t mind.” She didn’t wait for a response and reached out for her traumatized tabby who gladly snuggled into her chest.
“So, what have you two been talking about?” George asked.
“Sod off.” Esme sat back down on the couch; Sebastian curled up in her lap and started purring.
“Woah, Esmie. That’s a bit harsh don’t you think?” Fred smiled.
Esme playfully rolled her eyes at the two who sat on the couch on either side of her. “Congrats on passing your apparition test!”
“Thanks,” the twin boys sang in unison.
“Is it freeing to practice magic whenever you want?” Esme asked longingly.
“Not when mum yells at us for doing it.” Fred forced a laugh.
“Speaking of unbearable, how’s Margot?” George sneered.
“Don’t know. She’s been gone on a business trip the past week, s’posed to come home tomorrow.”
“We’ll see about that.” Bill laughed through his nose causing Esme to smile.
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The next couple of days were monotonous; this made Esme a tad anxious. She was almost joyed by Harry’s arrival as it was something that didn’t have to do with dusting every surface on every floor of 12 Grimmauld Place. Sebastian rapturously greeted Harry at dinner evoking a groan out of Esme.
Esme sat in the center of the table between Ron and Fred. Molly droned on and on about them all, especially Harry, being too young to be a part of the Order. She could tell Harry felt it was a load of rubbish as she did too.
Sebastian jumped into Harry’s lap, prompting Harry to shift to the left side of his seat to make room for the pudgy tabby. Sebastian sat in the empty space of the chair facing the table as if he were trying to join the conversations.
“He doesn’t need to be at the table.” Molly ordered.
“Sorry.” Harry mumbled.
“What is he harming?” Esme questioned.
“We’re trying to eat here.” Molly’s tone was stern.
Sebastian seemed to be offended as he glared at Molly.
“He hasn’t seen Harry in a while. They missed each other.” Fred chimed in.
“Yes, well, we’ve all missed Harry, but he needs to get down.”
Harry carefully picked Sebastian up and placed him on the cold floor. Feeling defeated, he curled up underneath Harry’s chair.
Esme carried on with Ron and Arthur throughout dinner. The conversation in the kitchen was trifling and whimsical until Sirius told Harry it was okay to ask questions. Molly blew up causing Esme to jump slightly.
“He’s too young.”
Esme rolled her eyes as Molly always used the same argument. Sebastian didn’t even want to be a part of it; he ran off to disturb Crookshanks.
Molly started to give in and decided Harry could stay for a bit and learn a minimal amount of information about just what the Order and Lord Voldemort have been doing.
Arthur convinced Molly to let the twins stay and Ron convinced Molly to let him and Hermione stay with, “Harry will tell us anyway.”
“Fine. Ginny, Esme go to your rooms now.”
Esme knew she could do better than Ron. “I don’t have a room. Harry took it. Besides, I was stuck at my house this entire summer because you made me tell my mother about You-Know-Who, so the least you could do is let me stay.” Molly’s face was an unmistakable shade of red. “Let me just add that I spent my summer researching legilimency.”
“Fine. Ginny, bed now.”
Esme regretted staying for the conversation because they weren’t given any information the Extendable Ears didn’t already hear for them.
She went to Ron and Harry’s room to gather her belongings, but found that they were already neatly placed in the hall. She exhaled deeply and turned around to find Arden walking up the steps.
“I can make you a bed.” Arden offered.
“Really?” Esme asked hopefully.
“Yep. Come on.” Arden’s accent, though subtle, was especially discernible in the last two words. She led her downstairs to Ginny and Hermione’s room where Hermione was telling Ginny everything that occurred in the kitchen.
“I’m going to make Esme a bed in here, if that’s okay with y’all.”
“Of course it is,” Ginny said.
With a wave of her wand, Ginny’s bed turned into a bunk bed. The top bunk, with white sheets and a comforter perfectly made, was for Esme.
“Thank you.” Esme smiled.
“Anytime.” Arden returned the smile.
She left the three girls to converse until they heard the creak of the floorboards that meant Molly was coming to check on them. They all dove under their covers and didn’t make a peep until they heard her heading upstairs.
✶✶✶
“Esme, you’re going to help me wash the dishes tonight.” Molly ordered.
Esme looked to Fred and George with pleading eyes, but they laughed and then vanished with a loud crack. She groaned quietly so Molly wouldn’t hear.
Esme stayed silent with every plate she washed. Finally, Molly was concerned as Esme was usually a garrulous young witch.
“Have something on your mind?”
“Hm?” Esme’s mind had trailed off to random things, such as which Ravenclaws would make prefect, which books she would need for this year, who Dumbledore would have hired for Defense Against the Dark Arts which brought her back to Harry not being allowed in the Order of the Phoenix.
Molly repeated herself.
“Oh, um just thinking about things.”
“Such as?”
“Just Hogwarts and stuff.”
“Stuff?”
Esme knew she was going to regret the next thing she said, but she couldn’t not confront her aunt. “Harry deserves to be a member of the Order of—”
“This is not up for discussion.” Molly almost dropped the rag she was holding to give Esme a flinty stare which was ignored. Molly began vehemently scrubbing the dining table.
“You-Know-Who does everything in his power to spite Harry. That’s all he wants: world domination and Harry dead. It’s inhumane to keep him in the dark about it.” Esme continued to scrub a bowl riddled with leftover food particles.
“Esme, I am warning you.” Molly nearly had steam coming from her ears.
“The ‘you’re too young’ excuse is a load of bollocks—”
“ESME JOANNA.” Molly had stopped cleaning altogether.
Esme didn’t flinch and continued, “—and you and I both know it. He’s the best at Defense Against the Dark Arts in our year, besides me of course.” She knew Harry exceeded her talents at the subject but couldn’t pass up the chance to rag on him.
Molly took a deep breath before speaking. “It doesn’t matter how good he is; I have a right to protect him.”
“You don’t have a right to control him and his every move. He’s not your chess piece. He’s not your son.” Esme put the sponge and the bowl into the sink and turned to her aunt.
“Well, I am the closest thing that poor boy has to a mother. I will not continue this conversation with you.”
“He has Arden.”
“Who didn’t take him in after they died.”
Esme rubbed her brow. “—and Sirius—”
“Who was gone for twelve years.”
“Locked away in Azkaban against his will, framed for thirteen murders. And Arden was told by your beloved Dumbledore that she wasn’t allowed to have him because she was a target.”
“That’s not the point.”
“That’s exactly the point. He has both of them now. His parents named Sirius and Arden his godparents because they wanted them looking after him.”
“I’ve been looking after him for five years. I can’t stop now.”
“I’m not saying you have to stop caring for him. He just deserves to know what is happening. You can’t keep that from him.”
“He needs to be protected.”
“How is he to be protected when the Order isn’t around and he knows nothing?”
Molly didn’t have an answer for this and Esme knew she had struck a nerve.
“Enough. I’m done having this conversation.”
“Because you know I’m right. Harry needs to be in the know, so he can be safe.”
“Esme.”
“If you keep him isolated from all of this, not only will he resent you, but he won’t ever be able to handle You-Know-Who.”
“Go to bed.” Molly pointed toward the kitchen door. Esme stayed silent and headed for the door. “Why must you argue me on every little thing?” Molly lowered her voice as Esme was leaving.
A/N:
Sorry this took so long, but the wait is over. I hope you enjoyed this first chapter!
-Ghost
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Pairing ➺ Thomas Shelby x Mafia!Reader Modern AU
Warning ➺ Uh none really i think, i decided chapter 4 would be filled with angst maybe idk i couldn’t bare writing the angst literally felt #depressed and was like no go. angst at the end?
Word Count ➺ 1,757
Summary ➺ Two Mafia’s, two polar opposites, two leaders with blood on their hands.
A/N ➺ Also send me your thoughts! Feel free to reblog! PS, this was so much fun to write omg & I decided for the series to take place about 2 years after Grace’s death and before Lizzie is pregnant. 
*I also edited this and added some detail on*
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What is stronger than the human heart, which shatters over and over and still lives.
- Rupi Kaur
(Y/N) tapped her heels against the wood floor of Tommy’s study, her thumb nail placed between her front teeth staring at the handsome man in front of her who sat there with a glass on whiskey in one hand and a cigarette between his lips.
She watched as Tommy’s mouth moved, yet nothing came out. Yes, she was aware that he was talking and words were coming out of his mouth yet they were inaudible to her. Her mind replayed the event from earlier, remembering the feeling of his calloused hand wrapped around her throat as she stared back up at him with such innocence.
The memory made her rub her thighs together in hopes for some sort of relief, “(Y/N).” oh that accent, that goddamn Birmingham accent, it was husky and smooth that accent can have a girl on her knees praising jesus and thanking him for sending such a god to their feet. 
Goddammit that accent made her mind cloudy, this was suppose to be professional but ever since this goddamn handsome man with raven hair, a jawline that could cut and those beautiful blue eyes. Tommy’s eyes were the most beautiful ever blue eyes she’s ever saw, they were so deep and captivating.
They would have you on your knee’s pleading “Please Mr.Shelby, I’m sorry Mr.Shelby, Please give me-” her thoughts came to a halt at the sound of Tommy’s voice.
“Are you okay love, you seem flustered.”
 (Y/N) leaned back into her seat brushing her hair away from her face, situating herself “M’fine, just need a drink.” she mumbled standing from the seat her hands tugged at the hem of her dress pulling it down the material that rolled up her thigh.
Tommy watched as she poured herself a glass of whiskey downing the drink in thirst showing no reaction of the liquor that burned her throat. “I’m interested, in buying one of your clubs. Rendezvous to be exact.” (Y/N) scoffed lightly turning around to face Tommy.
“You’re joking right?” (Y/N) questioned in disbelief, she was no way in hell selling her father’s first ever bar, it was his legacy that would and will always be kept in the family. Tommy on the other hand sat there unamused “Am I laughing?” 
(Y/N) stalked over to her seat standing behind leaning forward till some of her exposed cleavage met Tommy’s view.
“I am not selling my father’s bar Thomas,” Ignoring his request to call him Tommy, she stated in a monotone voice, she inhaled sharply before breathing out “, that’s like you selling The Garrison. If I were to tell you I wanted The Garrison, you’d say no before I could even finish my sentence.” Tommy knew she wasn’t wrong there, The Garrison was their pub, their place to lay back after a long day.
Tommy scoffed in annoyance glaring at the woman who stood before him, “You know I’m not wrong Thomas, we both know I’m right.” he didn’t want to admit it, if there was one thing everyone knew about Tommy Shelby was to never test his patience and that he was always right.
Though here stood (Y/N), the complete opposite of him. She was stubborn and would be around the bush, avoiding the topic as long as she could before being stuck in the corner with no choice but to talk.
“Well, how about my London club for one of your clubs.” Tommy said nonchalantly growing impatient with (Y/N) actions, he tried his best to stay content and not lash out at the beautiful woman in front of me.
(Y/N) tapped her chin lightly quietly overthinking his offer, “Hm, alright let’s go see it.” she turned on her heels and headed for the door as Tommy stayed seated. 
“Who said we’re going tonight love? You’re here for the rest of the week right? We’ll go tomorrow, now c’mon I’ll drop you to your hotel.” Tommy rose from his seat following her out the door grabbing his blazer and keys. Tommy walked to the garage door turning around to see if (Y/N) was following him, though she wasn’t he stalked over to where she stood.
She stared up at the empty space on the wall of the staircase, the empty space that left her wondering what could’ve been there, curiosity filled her veins wanting nothing more than to ask what was placed there. 
“You had something up there... what happened to it?” Tommy stood a few feet away from (Y/N), his patiences wore so thing only held by a single strand. “Ever heard of curiosity killed the cat?” Tommy questioned watching as she stood her ground, still fixated on the wall. 
(Y/N) huffed slightly turning to look at Tommy then back up at the wall ignoring his stare that shot many bullets to your head. 
“Tell me or else you’ll have to take me to your club.” Tommy turned on his heels giving her not much of an answer, so she stood there for a few minutes before he shouted “Get in the car, we’re going to the club.” (Y/N) smirked to herself, she always get’s what she wants. 
Shot after shot after shot.
Whiskey after whiskey, and now a cigarette hung from her lips.
The room was filled with smoke and burning stench of alcohol, (Y/N) sat in the booth humming as she danced in her seat to the music that was muffled from the inside of their private room.  She reached for the bottle of whiskey that set in the middle of the table, pouring more into her glass. 
Tommy on the other hand sat there with his cigarette between his index and middle finger, bringing the roll of tobacco to his lips. He didn’t feel like drinking, also because he was the designated driver and didn’t want to have a one night stand. 
Odd right? The Tommy Shelby was always one to have such a high sex drive, he’d take out his aggression with sex, forget about his long day sex. Yet with (Y/N) he didn’t want nor felt the need to get her into bed, she was not only a boss and hopefully business partner. She was just different, a good different.
The simplest things he did or said could have a woman on her knees for him begging at his mercy. (Y/N) took a long drag of her cigarette, leaning back into the velvet seats blowing the smoke in Tommy’s directions. She smiled to herself, remembering the first time they met she had done the exact same thing.
“Is this how you get women?” (Y/N) tapped the end up her cigarette into the ash tray glancing up at Tommy’s unemotional face that was hard to read. He shrugged lightly staring at the powerful woman in front of him.
“No, I have a service.” Tommy simply answered causing (Y/N) to snort at his answer reaching for the bottle of whiskey instead of pouring some into her glass she lipped the bottle swallowing it without hesitation.
She pointed the bottle in his direction before bursting out in laughter, by then she had thought maybe Tommy think’s she’s a psycho or something by the sudden out burst of laughter.
“You can have any woman at your feet on her knees, begging for you to take her and use her. Yet you use a service?” all he did was shrug, usually a shrug either means yes or no it usually meant a maybe. (Y/N) slowly began to slur her words as she held the bottle of truth in her hands, she sighed lightly placing the bottle back onto the table with a loud thud. 
She propped her head onto her hand and stared at Tommy, the music playing outside muffled against the room, the lights were dim and yet he still looked like a god. 
“Do you think you could ever love again?” 
Tommy looked over at (Y/N), tilting his head in confusion as he stared at (Y/N) in awe. He could see a small broken light in her eyes, the way they averted from his when she asked the question. “After you lost your wife.. do you think you could love someone as much as you loved her?” she was quiet, her voice barley above a whisper only loud enough for him to hear over the music.
“I could never forget nor meet someone who loved and accepted me like she did. But, I think only time will tell.” Tommy answered earning a small nod from (Y/N). She scoffed to herself, looking at the table then back at Tommy “Someone once told my father, that people like us, the people like us who do this dirty businesses could never be loved..” she traced her fingers on the table drawing random shapes trailing off lightly.
“.. we’ll always be alone, and any love we get, we will have to pay for.” she could feel the tears brimming her eyes which she quickly blinked away not wanting to be seen at her most vulnerable moment. There was only one person who had seen her at her most vulnerable moment, she built this wall to hide her emotions. The one time she tore them down, only to be heartbroken by the one she had let in. Not only did her father have to pay for his sins but she did too.
“I hate to admit it but, fuck. I was so close to a chance at love, so fucking close,” (Y/N) looked up at Tommy licking her lips before continuing, “, it’s people like us that hurt the most, it’s the people like us that can have our heart’s broken over and over yet we’re still alive.”
She leaned back into the seat once more, looking up at the ceiling her eye lids felt heavy all she wanted was to allow sleep to consume her. “It’s the people like us.” she whispered before falling sideways into the seat. 
Tommy stood up looking over at (Y/N) who knocked out on the velvet seat, he got up taking her in his arms and carried her out the bar. Though her words echoed as they left, “we’ll always be alone, and any love we get, we will have to pay for.” he couldn’t help but wonder if she also suffered a lost that left her to build up this wall, an exterior to hide what she felt on the inside. He wondered if she could be his equal.
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justsomebucky · 7 years
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Close Your Eyes
Summary: Halloween AU. Reader and her friends attempt to watch The Conjuring.
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x fem!reader
Word Count: 1,827
Warnings: language, horror, movie spoilers, fluff, reference of not at all nice death, attempted scary stuff where the only scary thing is my bad writing, and oh yeah there’s a gif of Annabelle under the cut...Did I mention MOVIE SPOILERS?
A/N: This is for @rotisserierogers Halloween challenge. Sorry in advice Kumi love. My prompt was “Close your eyes.”  PS I tried to watch this movie and this is what became of it. Reader shares my feelings. LOL
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“I can’t believe I let you talk me into this,” you grumbled, settling down on the corner of the huge sofa. You tugged a blanket around your shoulders and pulled your legs up onto the cushion, trying to get comfortable while basically cocooning yourself for safety.
Your best friend, Sam Wilson, just rolled his eyes at you as he sat down clutching a bowl of popcorn. “It’s one scary movie, Y/N. It’s not going to kill you, which is more than I can say for the characters.”
The two of you were in his apartment near campus for Halloween horror movie night. He was a huge fan of everything Halloween, so his entire apartment was decorated with skeletons, spider webs, pumpkins, the whole nine yards.
You, on the other hand…well, Halloween was fun when it came to costumes, but you could do without the horror and blood and guts.
Maybe you could distract yourself.
“Who else is coming again?”
“Steve, Nat, and that Bucky guy.”
“That Bucky guy? Really, Sam?” Now it was your turn to mock him. “He was your roommate freshman year.”
He shrugged. “Yeah, and I ditched him and suddenly my grades improved. Bad juju.”
A loud bang on the front door made you jump a little, and you watched with wide eyes as your three other friends piled into the room.
“Hey. So what’re we watching?” Steve asked, settling in the armchair. “A little Buzzfeed Unsolved?”
“Nah.” Sam held up the movie. “Hey there, demons, it’s ya girl Annabelle.”
He reached for the DVD case. “The Conjuring? Are you sure Y/N can handle this?”
“Shut up, Steve, I already don’t want to be here,” you laughed, throwing a pillow at him. He caught it and hugged it to his chest, giving you a cheeky grin.
“I might be with Y/N on this one, Steve,” Natasha added, flopping on the couch on Sam’s other side. “Evil dolls are just creepy.”
“Buncha Halloweenies,” Sam muttered.
Even though the couch was big enough for four people, Sam had stretched out so that there wasn’t room for Bucky to sit down.
He gave Bucky a pointed look. “Sorry, Barnes. Looks like you get the floor.”
You glared at Sam before scooting over toward him, forcing him to get closer to Natasha. “I don’t think you’ll mind sparing the extra room, will you, Sam?”
He knew the look you were giving him. It was the one you always gave him when he went on and on about Natasha but refused to ask her out. You’d threatened on more than one occasion to tell her yourself if he didn’t ask her out soon.
“That’s cold,” Sam muttered, relenting the extra space. “I’ll remember that, Y/N. Don’t forget, I know things, too.”
He was referring to your ridiculous crush on Bucky, of course. If only you hadn’t decided that half a bottle of vodka was on the menu two weeks ago, you’d never have admitted a thing to someone as traitorous as Sam.
Bucky Barnes was the object of your affection, but it seemed like that really soul-crushing kind of unrequited love where you knew nothing would ever come of it.
He was smart and active, and he volunteered with charities and got good grades. He had plans for his future all laid out, and you were pretty sure you weren’t in any of them. No, Bucky hadn’t even had a girlfriend the whole time you’d known him. Maybe he just wasn’t the relationship type.
Either way, every time you were near him you wished things were different between you. This seemed like a good opportunity to be near him, at least.
You patted the open space where you had been sitting at the corner of the couch. “Come on, Bucky. There’s room now.”
Bucky nodded and tucked himself on the end of the sofa, his arm brushing yours ever-so-slightly, but enough to send a shiver over your skin. “Thanks. Sam’s the absolute worst.”
“He’s not so bad,” you replied, glancing at your best friend. “Except for when he forces me to watch horror movies.”
“Speaking of!” Sam grabbed the remote and pressed play on the DVD. “Steve, can you hit the lights?”
“Sure, man.”
The room was plunged into darkness, and of course the first thing you see on the screen is a freaking creepy doll.
“Oh, you have got to be kidding me,” you groaned, wringing your hands together. “Who would want a doll like that?”
“There wouldn’t be a movie if someone didn’t,” Sam said, shaking his head at you before looking back to the screen.
Yeah, well, maybe some movies just shouldn’t be made.
You bit your lip, already able to tell that there would be scenes that would come back to haunt you in your nightmares.
Bucky leaned over then, his breath warm on your ear. “Listen, you don’t have to watch the whole thing. You can look away or something. Close your eyes.”
“I’ll never hear the end of it, though,” you whispered back, turning your face toward him. That proved to be a mistake, because now your lips were mere inches away from his.
His eyes flickered down to your mouth, then back up as he moved back a little. “Just a suggestion.”
Dammit. Now you had a bigger regret than watching this stupid movie…you ruined a potentially intimate moment with the crush of your life.
Not that this was the time or place...or setting...but still!
You tried to focus on the film, watching nervously as two characters crept out into a darkened hall. They answered a door after something knocked aggressively, but no one was there.
Of course no one was there. And of course ‘no one’ left a creepy note.
The second bang on a different door made you flinch so visibly that Bucky turned his worried eyes toward you.
“Are you sure you’re okay?”
“Someone get Y/N a Xanax, please,” Natasha snickered, eyes never leaving the screen.
“Hilarious,” you muttered, pulling the blanket up around you a little tighter. You tried not to react as Bucky shifted in his seat, leaning a little closer to you.
The movie settled into a lighter pace, with two investigators explaining the case of an attempted demonic possession. You didn’t mind this part. As a fan of crime shows and the X-Files, you were okay with this sort of thing.
Of course, the lighter mood didn’t last long as a ‘based on a true story’ disclaimer appeared and eerie music played.
You watched as an innocent family arrived with a moving van to another creepy house. It was always the cute ones, wasn’t it? So innocent and dumb.
“Oh god,” you whispered. “Not the dog. They better not hurt the dog.”
To your right, Sam chuckled again, but said nothing. He’d seen this before…he was willing to let you suffer, obviously.
The father character went down a flight of stairs into a darkened room with just a match. Why were horror movie characters always so willing to do dangerous things alone? Nothing good ever happened in dark, spider-covered secret rooms.
“It’s not so bad yet, right Y/N?” Steve asked, glancing at you for a second. “It’s just an old house.”
“They’re just laying the groundwork, Steve,” you replied, pulling the blanket up over your chin. “There’s bound to be some stupid music box or some wind-up toy. Something awful.”
Everyone but Bucky laughed at you. Instead, he seemed to inch a little closer again.
Then the movie went there.
You couldn’t even look, knowing exactly what happened as soon as the little girl screamed…
“No.” You discarded your blanket and stood up to leave the room. “No, no, no. Nope, nope, so many nopes! No. That’s the line. They crossed it. I’m so done, I’ll be in the kitchen.”
“Aw, come on, Y/N! It’s only like fifteen minutes in!” Sam protested, gesturing to the screen. “That’s like the least of it!”
“I don’t care!”
You didn’t bother to wait for anyone else to react as you hurried out of the room, shutting the door behind you. “Stupid scary movies,” you mumbled, reaching for a bottle of water and chugging for a second.
The door opened and you jumped again, nearly spilling the water on yourself.
“Hey,” Bucky said gently, shutting the door behind him as he moved into the kitchen too. “Sorry. Are you okay?”
“I am not going back in there,” you stated, sitting at the table as if to prove your point. “I kind of want to just go back to my apartment, but I know my roommate isn’t there, so…”
“I’ll go with you, if you want,” he offered, reaching out to put a comforting hand on your shoulder. “We can watch something else?”
You stared up at him in surprise. “Really?”
He shrugged, the corner of his mouth lifting a little. “I might be a cat person, but that was total bullshit. I wouldn’t mind leaving with you.”
“That’s really nice of you.” You stood up and pushed your chair in, forgetting the water as you made your way through the darkened living room to get your jacket. You weren’t as stupid as that movie family, you knew a good opportunity to get the hell out when you saw it.
Bucky stopped to let everyone know that you two were leaving for the night before following you out of Sam’s apartment.
Once in the hallway, you watched him carefully, trying to get a read on what he was thinking. Did he think you were a total idiot? “Thanks again, Bucky. I appreciate it.”
“Anytime, Y/N. In fact, I…” He hesitated at the elevator, shoving his hands into his pockets. “I was going to ask you out soon, anyways, so…”
Your heart started racing harder than it did when you were watching a demonic conduit doll wreak havoc. “Really?”
“You seem surprised,” he observed, shaking his head. “I’m not as good at flirting as I thought, I guess.”
“You…flirted with me?”
Bucky laughed. “Tried is the operative word here, Y/N. And yes, practically all semester.”
“Huh.” That was news to you. Maybe you were so worried about what you weren’t, you didn’t realize someone liked you for who you were.
The elevator door opened, and the two of you stepped inside. “I guess I have to be thankful for a stupid horror movie now, don’t I?”
“Guess so,” he said, amusement in his eyes. “Though I think we should switch to something else when we get to your place.”
“We could watch ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas,’” you replied. “It’s Halloween without the scary.”
“I love that movie.”
He held the door for you when you reached the lobby. You stepped outside and shivered, realizing that your jacket was probably too thin for this weather.
“Are you cold?” Bucky asked, falling in step beside you.
“Yeah. Just a little.”
For the second time that night, you found yourself grateful for bad Halloween night choices, as Bucky Barnes put his arm around you to keep you warm.
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aharris00britney · 6 years
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ASKS 04
wow I let this build up didn’t I.... updates on the ViVi inspired hair, Sim download info, some sweet people, some K-Pop, and other stuff below
@agentwashsims​ said: I️ knew you wouldn’t disappoint on the curly hairs!
Thank youu! lmao it is a pretty basic edit but I’m glad you like it ;-;
Anonymous said: Could you convert the solid colored EA Cruella DeVille style for girls or tots?
Actually it has already been converted HERE (warning: she uses an ad thing :( )
@pierce-the-rachel​ said: Okay hello I just love your cc so much!!! Like you're amazing I what you do. Much love<3   
Thank you so much omgg I am not nearly close to being amazing but I appreciate it <3
Anonymous said: Hi! Is there any chance your sim that modeled the Braxton hair will be up for download? Along with his cc?
Yes! In the next week he 100% will be. Taylor will be posted tomorrow :)
Anonymous said: What skin do you use on your male models? It looks the same as the female one but I can’t find it in CAS.
Check my resource page for my default. I don’t have the overlay labeled on there but in the next few days when I have my male model for download it will be listed there.
Anonymous said: I love your whistle skinny jeans alot, I was wondering if you were ever thinking about making one without the jacket around the waist? Sorry for wasting your time :P
That is sadly out of my ability :( but I am glad u like my whistle skinny jeans!! Not a waste of time to give someone a compliment
Anonymous said: Not exactly an ask but. I love your cc, you create beautiful content, and no matter what others say someone is gonna like it :)
Thank you soooo much omfg I really fucking appreciate stuff like this.
Anonymous said: Your creations are so awesome! I always love coming to your page and seeing all of your amazing creations!!
Thank you!!!!!! omg I feel bad that I never respond to these until I do these things, you guys that send these prob think I ignore them ;-; but for the people who read these and who send them: I really appreciate it like so much ;-; it has been a meh couple of weeks which is why CC has been slow but I love you all so much <3
@raivynmoon​ said: Omg why do you always get so much hate from anons? I’ll tell you why, because you’re doing things right and toxic people get jealous. Don’t mind the haters, you’re amazing! Happy new year ❤️ 
I actually don’t get that much hate! I never really pay them any mind bc I know as long as it is something I like that I will release it. People do def prob get jealous they can’t mesh stuff that well, not saying I am the god at it, but I do have some talent in that area from doing it for a while. Happy new year to you too!!! and thank you for the ask <3
Anonymous said: hey i just want to say that all of your cc is amazing, you put so much time and effort into it. of course everyone can give you feedback and opinions about what you make, but you are the creator so you can do whatever you want with it. that anon below was just rude, inconsiderate, and isn’t really helping anyone. that person obviously doesn’t make cc hair, because im sure then they would understand and not be a total jerk about it. maybe they should just stick to makeup, instead of hating.
<-- what she said (thank youuu)
Anonymous said: well I think that all of the hair you make is really great, even if not everyone likes it. You spend so much time making these amazing hairs and shout-out to the person below: why would you waste your time hating on somebody else’s hard work when you could be creating makeup cc? You don’t put your effort and time into creating this kind of stuff, of course I know you were also giving feedback.
Thank you <3
Anonymous said: THE HAIR IS CUTE AF
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Anonymous said: Wcif the hair in your "In The Time Spent With You" post? Thank you!♡
Deleted :( I never got it to look how I wanted so I never finished it
Anonymous said: I'd just like to say that the hair looks pretty, honestly your hairs are always high quality and never fail to dissapoint, I'd just say that it could be a little puffier on the sides, and over all ignore the haters, they probably couldn't make anything close to what you're making! Luvs. 
Thank you!! I tried puffing the sides up some, here is a comparison pic:
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(brown is now) (blonde is before)
@twirlyb​ said: I love the idea of the hair and I think it looks good so far but so you think that there's anyway to add for volume? I love the hair that it's based on and I really want to have it in game. I Completely understand if it's not an option but I though I would ask anyway. Btw I think your hairs are amazing. I went mostly cc free for a while (not anymore could handle not having cc but) and the only things I kept were my defaults and some of your hairs that I absolutely can not live without.
Refer above lmao
@cutesimmer23​ said: Hi , anonimus , I have a message for you. If you think Austin's cc is trashy , it's just your opinion. His ccs are one of my top favourites , and I support him in all that he does , even if that's not too good. He tries to do something and , even it's not perfect at the first time , he tries to perfect it. I really love his cc . And I have something more to say. If you are that good at cc give Austin a message (not anonimously) and then we will see who's the best. We love you, Austin!
Thank you <3 You're lovely for sending me this
Anonymous said: heyy love your blog and all of your creations. wcif ALL of your sims? do you ever upload them to the gallery?
Macie is already posted, link on my resource page. Taylor will be posted tomorrow, and my male model will be posted next week. The rest idk
Anonymous said: um can that damn anon piss off. your content is absolutely amazing and some things aren't for everyone but someone out there will love and appreciate it. also the hair in your profile picture looks gorgeous. is it released yet? and the wip you posted is cute af. ignore those haters <3
Thank you <3 Hair in my profile pic is my HyunA hair :)
Anonymous said: Hi, so sorry if anyone has already asked this, but I was wondering hat your origin ID was, since your sims are super cute!? Ps. I'm totally in love with your blog!!!
My origin is Spotharris but it does not have much on it right now, Ps. thank you
Anonymous said: Do you have any K-Pop albums? Which ones?
Oh my! I have a few! I have Red Velvet’s Perfect Velvet, and 6 LOONA albums (Kim Lip, Jinsoul, Choerry, Yves, Mix & Match, and Max & Match)
 Anonymous said: I miss you having Macie as your icon :(     
Me too jush she needs to make a comeback     
Anonymous said: Hey I was wondering if you could do a tutorial on how to make a middle parted hair side parted ?? please
I might do a livestream sometime in the future that is me remaking a hair like Joy or something where I did that. I am really bad at video stuff though so like... someone help?
Anonymous said: Can I just say how much I absolutely love all of your hairs? Like your so talented in making cc. Please keep up the great work!
Thank you!
Anonymous said: Can you convert the cupid eyes you posted for dogs/cats? It's fine if you can't, jw!
rip I can but I really don’t want to ;-;
Anonymous said: I just want to say I love you so much! All your creations are so beautiful and I use them ALL the time. Happy Holidays! ~ V
Happy late holidays!
Anonymous said: Do you have all of your own CC in your game?
Nooooo lmao
Anonymous said: does ur hyuna hair work with the ombres?
She does not :(
Anonymous said: make more diverse sims
gotcha
Anonymous said: yo i remember when you first started out and you were just starting.  now you've improved a HELL of a lot. like WOAH (i love your cc)
we don’t speak of those times in my life ok
Anonymous said: I don't know if you are open to cc requests, so if you are, would you ever consider separating them utility jacket from cats and dogs? I've seen so many people recolor it but I can't find it as an accessory, and I've looked everywhere.
A friend of mine tried it but it was really glitchy :( Maybe in the future I could give it a go?
Anonymous said: LIPS, HIPS LIPS, HIPS (ahh, ahh) L-LIPS, HIPS (ahh, ahh) Hi-hi-hi-hi-hip (POP!)
yes i agree with everything
Anonymous said: I have the same b-day as you
only legends were born on that day. and December 2nd.
Anonymous said: Your birthday is the day before mine and the day after my sister's            
So close to being legends.... sad
Anonymous said: I thought, you're female😅😅🔫
rip ur mind after i blew it up by being a male
Anonymous said: damn didnt know u were homophobic lol
oh
Anonymous said: fmk: danny devito, shrek, and jim carrey's the grinch
fuck danny bc idk who it is and i know a hot danny. marry the grinch bc he i like mayor of whoville after the movie. kill shrek and take the donkey.
Anonymous said: ahHHHhhHh idk why but i love you so much(not in a weird way u pervery xddd)
thanks babessss
Anonymous said: You should start a gameplay
I dont have the computer or the time for that I am sorry to say
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sour--strawberries · 6 years
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First of all, merry Christmas (I know I told you that day, but still XD) I wanted to thank you so much for giving us some amazing fics for Christmas, I loved them all, plus thanks for giving us the amazing ending of Meow Cafe! ToT I’m totally going to miss that fic series…. Here you have my thoughts:
Christmas drabble 1:
This one is not my top favorite, but I loved the fact of an ashamed Steve where he was jealous and did something stupid to “mark his territory” realizing he. was. so. wrong!! And Tony can’t believe this but at the same time he was enjoying torturing him so much XDD haha
Christmas drabble 2:
This one is pretty hilarious and probably my 2nd favorite one XD I can picture Tony going into the box to be Steve’s Christmas present, but also omg, I have to ask as Steve did, was he okay inside the box?! I mean poor of him, no matter how elastic you are, it has to tire your limbs so much!! XD
Christmas drabble 3:
I have to say it, I can picture this one on the 616 universe, no idea why… but I can imagine Tony as the 616 Tony, but the 60’s one XD wearing the sweater Steve gave to him for their first Christmas, I can say that this was really really sweet! (and it was cute that there were soft playful tickles, I loved it)
Christmas drabble 4:
I have no words to express the feeling this one leaves on me, I mean I love when they take care of each other like this, but I especially love when Steve does it like this, because basically is just perfect for Tony, Steve is giving him everything he has and everything Tony needed to be happy
Christmas drabble 5:
My top favorite one (I agree with you) is this one because, omg… they were alone in who-knows-where, just the two of them, celebrating Christmas and theeeen! Luxurious Tony attacks!! I can say that I loved that Tony found Steve’s present lovely because, sometimes when you get something you have no idea how you could use it, or what is it, or whatever, but you find a meaning like Tony did, it’s pretty sweet! it’s loveeee!! I agree with Tony, knowing that someone is paying attention to those small details is really meaningful for anyone
 So on a personal level, this is my top favorite drabble, but is also one of my favorite stories because of that!
Meow Cafe, chapter 12:
Form the top! Thank you so much for inviting me to the inauguration cafe! XD I’m still dying since I read that part hahaha because we were there! (yaaay!!)
 I loved the beginning as I couldn’t actually imagine how the inspection were, but after reading about “the fluffy butt” I immediately knew who the inspector was hahaha XD pretty awesome, of course Figaro had to give them the green light for the new cafe!
 But OMG! I had to talk abut something important here and say WOOOOW!! Bucky is working at Meow Cafeee!! Now I can say he will become a crazy cat lady! I totally love how you developed his character (as well as Rohdey when he’s appearing), the transformation was unbelievable XD and always resulting on funny parts, like this time Steve (almost) spilling coffee on his shirt
 Not to mention you made me big fan of the SamBucky pairing here! I totally love them on all the series and the way you write about them is amazing <3!! And I know I had told you this so many times, but it’s totally true too: I love the way you write Bucky and Steve’s friendship, is great just like Rohdey and Tony’s friendship!
 I’m so glad you did added more characters on this story, from Thor to Peter Quill *O*!! (obviously I mean Jan, T'Challa, Loki and as much as I hate it Tyberius too) that gave this story a lot of points on my fav stories, I do appreciate this and trust me is awesome to read about everyone and their cats; and you have no idea how happy I am reading that Rohdey is getting along with Steve too XD (*coff coff*somethingIhopetoseeintheinfinitywarmovie*coff*)
 I always love when Fig narrates what he’s seeing, from the drabbles to this one, I like to read what’s on his cat mind XD and the memory of the night he came to Tony’s apartment was really sweet and beautiful, it was one of my favorite parts to be honest
 The ending was really cute; I’m feeling happy and sad at the same time… It was a really lovely story! I remember when you told me you’ll going to write it and I’m so nostalgic now ToT;;
 Have a happy new year! I hope the best for you this 2018 and keep writing these amazing stories <3 you always make my day every time you post one!
PS. I hope you like the draw ;3
- Yuki
and the award for the longest feedback goes to... Rapunzel!! *wink wink*
tbh I don’t know why drabble with jealous!Steve became so popular, because in my opinion the last drabble should be!! but well... I can never guess what people will like anymore...
hope you had fun during the opening *more wink wink*
ha, I am high fiving myself that so far no one guessed earlier that the inspector was Figaro and that Bucky became the new worker at the cafe!
friendship between Bucky and Steve and Tony and Rhodey slowly became as important for me as love between Tony and Steve. dunno when that happened, but I am not opposed to that! those are two good friendships and while I always imagine Rhodey being the overprotective older brother, Bucky would push Steve off a cliff for laughs, but then would visit him in the hospital every day and read him stories
writing so many characters is haaaaaard… but I am glad I did include them, it was fun in the end!
Fig is a proud kitty and writing things from his perspective is a nice change!
and thank you for the drawing!! so beautiful! and thank you for letting me use Tsuki and drawing the new logo for Meow Cafe!!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too!!
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Your Holiday Mom: Momby
My gorgeous Holiday Baby!
Thank GOODNESS you’re here, not a moment too soon!  I have all the newspaper ads for Black Friday laid out on the kitchen table, with a plate of warm cookies, ready for us to spend a couple of hours poring over the great deals and chatting about your year.  Do you prefer coffee or tea?  We’re going to need something to fuel our shopping binge tonight, and I personally love a good iced chai latte.  Just wait til you see the matching tumblers I got for us, to take our caffeine on the go tonight!  I know, I know, but I’m your Holiday Mother and as such I get to embarrass you with goofy Mom things occasionally.  
Oh gosh, I’m so excited to take you out for our annual midnight Black Friday Christmas shopping extravaganza I forgot to ask about your Thanksgiving celebration today.  I hope you had a wonderful time sharing a meal with some friends and loved ones.  Tell me about all the people in your life, I want all the gossip!  Did you bring a special someone to your celebration?  Fine, I won’t pry.  But when you’re ready, your Holiday Father and I can’t wait to meet anyone you’d like to bring by the house, and welcome them with open arms into our family.  If you care for them so much, they must be just as special as you.
It’s 11 PM, and we’ve been clipping coupons and making lists of things you need while the Bing Crosby holiday record spins quietly in the background.  I just love hearing about your achievements this year, and all the things you’re dreaming about in the future.  Just you wait, my dear, the world holds great things for you!  For now though, it’s almost time to head over to the local outlet mall.  This shopping trip is just the cheesiest, most chaotic celebration of capitalism ever, but we love this tradition and have been coming for 10 years.  
The drive through the Pennsylvania countryside is cold and dark, but the outlet mall is lit up and decorated like a holiday wonderland.  Fresh cut pine scents the air, along with a food truck selling fresh apple cider donuts and hot chocolate to the waiting crowd.   Carolers wander the parking lot with candles, singing and laughing.  You know I’m going to make sure we get our annual picture on Santa’s lap, so I can display it proudly on our living room “Wall of Santas”, right?  Just don’t let the live reindeer lick you!  They have awful breath.
At midnight, a giant bell rings out and shoppers pour into the local stores.  We loop arms and plunge into the madness… we’re on a mission!  Things you want, things you need, something for learning and something good to read!  I love seeing your style evolving as you grow into your place in the world, and we can have some goofy fashion shows in the fitting rooms, both of us giddy with a lack of sleep.  I’m going to tell you about a thousand times, no matter what you try on, that you’re perfect just the way you are, and that your inner beauty is what shines through… and you probably won’t listen to me, because that’s just the way Mom advice goes.  I expect lots of “MOoooooOm! But how do the JEANS look, NOT MY INNER LIGHT.”  But I know you hear me.  Then I’ll get you some socks, because everyone needs socks.  Don’t roll your eyes at me!  These socks have naughty snowmen on them. 
We save the best for last.  I have lists for some children in the area whose families don’t have the means to provide presents, and toy shopping for them is SO much fun.  We could spend a couple of hours in each toy store, pummeling each other with Hulk hands and examining Barbie Dreamhouses, but it’s almost 4 AM and I can see you’re exhausted.  We’ll pile our bags into the minivan and when you get home, you can sleep as long as you want in the upstairs bed.  I put your grandmother’s hand-stitched down comforter on it already.  I’ll have pancakes waiting for you when you wake up mid-afternoon, and we’ll spend a couple of glorious hours watching your favorite holiday movies while we wrap presents.  
What an amazing start to the Christmas season!  Tell me all about each person we bought a present for, and your friendship the past year.  It’s awesome to look back on each relationship with a grateful heart.  I for one am so grateful that you are part of my family for this one day, because you are an extraordinary human being and worthy of so much love! 
Your Holiday Father will pretend to be annoyed when he’s conscripted to tie ribbons and put together the Barbie Dreamhouse, but he secretly loves it.  Later you can model your new wardrobe items for him and the cats, and explain to both of us what “Kids these days” are wearing.  He still doesn’t understand crop tops, but he loves your explanations.  We both just love any time we get to spend to you, listening to your adventures and struggles alike.
We’re so glad you chose to drop in and visit today, even if we can’t be together on the actual Holiday.  You know that we think of you every day, not just on the holidays, right?  Though you and I spent the whole day searching for the most thoughtful presents for each and every one of our friends and loved ones, YOU are my greatest gift. Your light and your love are worth more than any present.  I hope that the coming year will bring you all the things you want, but I need you to know that you are enough.
Love,
Momby
PS.  I did all your laundry while you were sleeping.  And I washed the naughty snowmen socks so you can’t return them. 😉
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That’s Highly Offensive: 2018 Golden Globes
Y’all know I only wear all black all the time, so I find the fact that Hollywood is "uniting" against whatever tonight by wearing all black to be kind of a stupid way to pussy foot around the issue, but who asked me? This should have been a night when the carpet looked the way I think it should at all times, but honestly, a lot of stuff looked makeshift and cheap to me. And WHAT was with all the skirts-over-pants nonsense?? I thought that was over. Also, forgive the overuse of the funeral garb schtick but what choice did I have?
Wow. It's rare that the first look I see ends up being the worst dressed of the night, but Debra Messing has just taken the cake, eaten it, made another cake, eaten that, made another one, and took that too. I know it's cliché but MESSing says it all. #thefacesofmeth That emerald eyeshadow and those Elvira for Family Dollar false lashes!!  And WHAT is that dent in her forehead?? I’ll tell you what it is… bad Botox. Or Juvaderm. Or whatever expired baby bunny cartilage her dermo found in Karen Walker’s dumpster. Oh and also, she’s wearing the dress version of Liza’s putty kkk hood shoes and it’s  all HIGHLY offensive.
Kelly Clarkson- "From Justin to King Midas" if King Midas was a lizard...
Kristin Cavallari went as 1999 Oscars Angelina Jolie but with a ballerina's bun and I'm not ok with it.
I honestly have nothing bad to say about Tracee Ellis Ross’s outfit. The phrase ‘Charmin Noir’ comes to mind, but let’s not bc you know how much I love a turban/wrap!
Meryl Streep: You bore me to tears. I like your glasses.
It seems to be literally KILLING Giuliana Rancid that she can’t ask “Who are you wearing?” bc she is incapable of NOT pointing out the fact that she’s not asking that question to every person she's interviewed. And as always, she looks like the Queen from Antz but this year her skin is a particularly orange shade of Oscar Meyer all beef frank. She also has one of the most bulbous horse hair dino ponytails I’ve ever seen. She's like the anorexic version of Starla from Napoleon Dynamite. AND HER TAN LINES! I didn't know you got those from bottled self tanner...
Catherine Zeta Jones: I am still obsessed with CZJ even after recently rewatching Ocean’s Twelve for the first time since Cat and I fell asleep in the theater. Her face, her body, her dress, her earrings, her love for her thousand year old father in law… I am fully behind all of it!
Penelope Cruz: See above. #stunning
I don't know who this woman from Outlander is but I do know she better be on her way to audition at Tweetsie Railroad.
Connie Britton: NO.
Jessica Biel and J. Tim- don’t NO ONE CARE. I don’t know one person who watched ‘The Sinner’ (most people didn’t even know what I was talking about when I asked if they’d heard of it), so the fact that she is nominated is a testament to that Sexy Back money and nothing more. Just her talking about being a producer of the show is like… We get it…you’re the only one who would pay you to be an actress anymore. PS, your arms are fabulous.
Mandy Candy Moore: Olé!
Holy shit Diane Kruger looks amazing.
Unfortunately, Sarah Paulson is one of those I feel looks like she's in something cheap. Really cheap. Like she stole a leotard from the Xanadu Mourning collection and wrapped a table cloth around herself. And I can't say I love the choppiness of her bob.
Michele Williams- I’m still not over how ridiculous you looked on Dawson’s Creek, but your pixie has grown on me over the last few years but OHMYGOD what is that shelf in the back? Lloyd Christmas called…
Seth Myers looks like the singing sword and a foot had a baby and named it Cheremy.
Jamie Chung- First of all, why are you here? Secondly, you look like the winner of a ‘Grunge Bride’ themed stripper contest sponsored by Hefty in 2002. Those shoes….
Alexis Bledel- Let’s get this out of the way: I can’t stand you. You’re a mumbler with creepy Kewpie doll eyes and mouth. But as for what you’re wearing, GASP you’re not wearing solid black so you obviously don’t care about women!! But also, you must not care about yourself either because you look like one of Ariel’s sisters and Dionysus had a baby and it came out haunted.
Why is Dave Franco wearing so much rouge????
Alison Brie- Ok, you can channel Audrey Hepburn, I guess. Although her dress does resemble my senior prom dress from Cache. Oh wait- there’s a pants leg. You’re trash.
William H. Macy: Did Grubby die? That’s the only reason I can think of for Teddy Ruxpin to show up to the Golden Globes in all black…
Gal Gadot is clearly going to an audition for "A Chorus Line" after the Globes. Why else would she steal a maitre'd's jacket and cut it in half?
Saoirse Ronan looks perfect all around. I need all of it immediately, even though I’d look more like Bruce Villanche dressed in drag doing a David Bowie tribute than her svelte awesomeness…
Eva Longoria looks like a pregnant Sharpie.
It took me a solid 3 seconds & a glance at the caption to figure out I was looking at Halle Berry and not some mixed berry bag of Skittles from a prom themed episode of the CW’s Gossip Girl revival. And her bangs look gross and ridiculous. #whywontsheage??
I take it back: Reese Witherspoon looks like the pregnant Sharpie. Or maybe her daughter has decided to become a fashion designer and this was her first foray into an origami—inspired collection? #blacktobasics
Nicole Kidman (or Nicky Kickin it in the Moulin Rouge, as Jack McFarland calls her) looks flawless, as always. The one negative thing I will say is that I find flutter fly cap sleeves to be among the most offensive things in adult female fashion (mainly because the only humans that can pull them off are pre-teens, anorexics and Kate Moss (not that she’d ever wear them).
Viola Davis wins everything. Omg that hair and makeup and jewelry and dress. ⚰️⚰️⚰️
Did Zac-without-a-K Efron want people to mistake him for Milo Ventimiglia? Is that the reason for the mustache? Why is he even there? GASP! Are they already remaking High School Musical (because you know that’s in the works…) with him starring as Troy again?!? #prayerhands
Why exactly is Naomi Campbell at the Golden Globes, must less in a piece from the never-to-be-seen sketches Vivienne Westwood did for Guy Richie’s new pandering remake starring Madonna as Herlock Holmes?
Lily James- You are gorgeous perfection and I mean that because anyone that stars in a live action Disney remake is automatically on my shit list (I’m looking at you, Emmas Stone and Watson…) but what the actual hell are you wearing? You look like a Project Runway contestant’s submission on the theme “Maleficent’s entrance to the party.”
Octavia Spencer looks like the teacher who got to play Glinda’s role in a #metoo fundraising, high school production of Wicked after the lead was stricken with mono.
Greta Gerwig- I’m tempted to allow it, but only if you’re intentionally channeling Marchesa Luisa Casati.
Angelina Jolie- oh. my. god. I know I’m biased (as one of her long lost, adopted children she’s never acknowledged or heard of) but I cannot say one bad thing about this, especially since I’ve been in 100% Bombshell  Manual mode lately and anything with feathers or frills or femininity is giving me LIFE. #bestdressed
Elizabeth Moss: from Polly to Pollyana. Anyone that gets that is my lifelong friend and anyone that doesn’t please never talk to me again. But seriously honey, that waistline is not your friend.
Jessica Chastain- I think I love everything about this but am i crazy or does it make her look a little bulky? Tell me I’m crazy. I’m crazy. (Narrator: She was definitely crazy.)
omg Maggie Gyllenhaal is wearing the same Castle Greyskull, droopy-sleeve of wizard-vagine garment as Debra Messing! Is this a thing?? Gross. And those earrings are stupid too but I don’t know why.
Emilia Clarke is perfection (minus the bow but moving on) and I don’t even love GOT.
Geena Davis stole one of CZJ’S costumes from Chicago and i can’t say that I’m angry. I will say that I’m angry that the head designer at LOFT got hold of it and added a few of those filthy lace panels before she walked the red carpet, but since she still looks pretty flawless…I’LL ALLOW IT.
As always, Lena Headey looks like the drunk, badass aunt who was a groupie before falling into acting so I love her even more than when she gets drunk and sets people on fire on tv. The dress does look like something a goth would make to wear to a Renaissance fair, but who cares when she looks that cool in it?
I love Margot Robbie more than almost anyone in Hollywood today (even though she stole my life’s dream of playing Tonya Harding. Seriously, I’d started writing a short right before they announced that movie and I’m not even kidding), but I can’t say i know exactly what she was going for with this look… an Elsa-possessed mistletoe over her womb to subtly announce she’s expecting? A tribute to the portion of Fantasia where fairies ice skate to ‘Waltz of the Flowers’ as a nod to the ice goddess she plays in ‘I, Tonya?’ I’ve been staring at it for a few minutes now and can honestly say I have no clue.
Gwendolyn Christie- I have no idea what you are wearing but I do know that I am obsessed with your GOT character so you have my permission to do whatever you please.
Kerry Washington unfortunately looks like some anorexic basic at her junior prom. And those floral net booties are what a leprechaun wears to a funeral. wtf. Oh but her hair is on point.
Kate Hudson- Je refuse.
Chris Hemsworth can do no wrong even in a suit made from a brocade table cloth and VELVETEEN shoes so don’t even worry about it, honey.
Michelle Pfeiffer- omg i am heartbroken over how matronly you look!! As anyone who knows me knows, my mother could pass as your identical twin, so I take it kind of personally when you show up on the red carpet dressed as Marian the librarian’s widowed sister, Ovarian.
Zoe Kravtiz- Sweetie, it’s already been done and its name was Natalie Portman. A chunky, funky  emerald earring does make you look like Audrey Hepburn's edgy cousin though. Whatever- you still look gorgeous and I love you.
Kendall Jenner- There are so many things wrong with your look, much less your existence, but I’ll just sum it up with this: T. STRAPPED. POINTY. TOED. SHOES. Also, lay off the brow botox before you look like Debra Messing, or worse, Kylie Jenner. #gasp
Sarah Jessica Parker literally went as her character from Hocus Pocus attending a funeral.
Isabelle Huppert wins the night! Nope, spoke too soon. Her dress has those damned flutter sleeves on it too! What IS that? It’s trash, is what it is…
Roseanne Barr forgot to put a dress over her Spanx…
Ok, that's all I got. I barely watched any of the actual show bc I can't with most of those self important a-holes, so I can't comment on anything "exciting" or "interesting" that might have happened. Let me know if I missed anything highly offensive🥂
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17 Charts That Show Where Social Media is Heading
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You already know it’s harder to get traffic from the social web unless you spend money on ads.
There’s nothing new with that fact… just look at the graph above: It breaks down how the average number of social shares per blog post has been dying year over year.
But the reality is you can’t ignore platforms like Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Instagram, YouTube or any other new contender that comes out and gains traction.
These social sites command so much traffic, that we have no choice but to be on them.
Just look at the Similar Web numbers for Facebook… they get an estimated 19.2 billion visits a month.
That’s ridiculous! And it’s not just Facebook either… according to Similar Web, all of the big platforms get tons of traffic:
LinkedIn – 917 million visitors a month
Twitter – 3.62 billion visitors a month
YouTube – 22.77 billion visitors a month
Instagram – 2.86 billion visitors a month
In other words, whether you like their algorithm tweaks or not, you have no choice but to be on these platforms as they attract so many eyeballs.
So, what should you do with your organic social reach? How should you combat their algorithms so you can generate a positive ROI as their ad prices keep going up?
Well, I surveyed 183 companies that generate at least 5 million dollars in revenue a year all the way up to $1.7 billion to show you where social media is headed and what you should do to succeed in the landscape.
Let’s dive into the data…
Expect less traffic from the social web, even if you pay for it
Look at the graph below. What do you see?
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Since 2015, the amount of shares a blog post receives from the social web has been declining. One of the large reasons for social sites to clamp down on organic reach is that that makes it so you need to spend money to get the reach that you were once used to and relied upon to generate traffic.
Now let’s look at the percentage of digital ad spend going towards social media sites.
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Over time it has increased, and you’ll notice that things really started to ramp up in 2016.
An interesting fact is that in the United States during mid-2017, Facebook had more advertisers than inventory. In other words, the demand was higher than the supply which caused CPM and CPC rates to increase.
But similar to the game of cat and mouse SEOs play with Google, marketers also play that game with social networks. In recent years, marketers have figured out how to reverse the trend of their dying organic reach.
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2017 was a low point, but since then marketers have figured out a way to boost organic social traffic.
It won’t last forever… but can you guess how?
Don’t expect your employees to help
Well, it’s not by asking your employees to share your content.
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Roughly 74% of the companies we surveyed asked their employees to share their content. Might as well get those extra likes and comments, right?
I know I used to do it.
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But then I stopped because the majority of my employees didn’t want to share the content. And it’s not just my companies, other companies experienced the same thing.
In other words, the first few times you ask your team members to share, they’ll do it. After a while, they’ll ignore you.
So how are marketers boosting their organic reach?
You have to use chatbots
Here’s how much time companies are spending on each form of social media content.
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As you can see, everyone loves posting images and text-based updates because they are easy to post.
But they don’t produce the best engagement. It’s actually live video and other forms of video.
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Social platforms are trying to compete with television networks and they are even competing with platforms like Netflix.
So, if you want the most engagement you have to feed into their goals. If you start producing live video or even recorded video, you’ll find that you can boost your engagement. What this will do is get more of your followers engaged so when you post other forms of content they’ll be a higher probability that the content will be seen.
The other reason videos work so well is because they keep people on these social platforms versus driving people back to your site.
But of course, you want your followers to go back to your site… and you can do that through chatbots.
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As you can see, 41% of the companies reported that chatbots (also knowns as messenger bots for social sites) provided their biggest traffic gains.
In other words, if you want to drive people from social sites like Facebook, you’ll have to start using messenger bots like Mobile Monkey.
The chances are you aren’t using messenger bots yet, but they are super effective. Just follow this guide and it will walk you through setting them up.
Now, not every social network has messenger bots, but over time you’ll see this change.
You’ll have to start expanding globally
I’ve been blogging a lot about global expansion from an SEO perspective, but the same goes from a social media perspective as well.
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The chart above clearly shows how people are now getting traffic from regions where English wasn’t the native language.
And as companies noticed that trend, they also started posting their social content in multiple languages.
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You’ll see a trend of this continuing over the next few years in which companies will be leveraging globalization as social marketing campaigns in non-English speaking countries in most cases is more profitable.
If you want the most out of your organic social traffic and paid ads you should consider posting content in multiple languages.
Some social networks like Facebook give great targeting options where you can pick which regions you want to show your content in.
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For other platforms like Twitter and Instagram, this doesn’t exist yet.
When you also look at it from an advertising perspective, ads are expensive in regions like the United States, Japan, Canada, United Kingdom, Germany… but they aren’t as costly in most parts of Latin America and Asia.
Now let’s look at social media from a sales perspective.
Here’s how to maximize your social media revenue
Similar to content marketing, don’t expect social media visitors to convert right when they land on your site.
On average, a social media visitor will convert after 3 visits.
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That means you are going to have to focus on getting people to continue to come back to your site if you want more sales.
In other words, you’ll have to play the long game.
The simplest way to do this is to remarket your social visitors. But there are other solutions as well that you aren’t currently using.
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You can use a combination of the methods above. You’ll find that one won’t be enough and you’ll have to combine a handful of methods, including SMS.
You’re probably not using SMS marketing yet, but did you know that when I send SMS messages my response rates are 68%?!
That’s crazy high!
I’m not talking about opens, I am talking about responses!
For email, you can use tools like Hello Bar and for push notifications, you can use tools like Subscribers.
But there are multiple ways to boost your sales from social media, including focusing on specific content types.
Did you know that if you leverage chatbots (messenger bots) and post video-based content you’ll generate more sales on average than if you just posted status updates?
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I know that sounds counterintuitive as it is easier to drive people to your site using status updates than to create a video, but you have to consider that social algorithms favor video.
You can also optimize your sales by picking specific social networks
Sales is a complicated formula. There’s more to growing your revenue than just focusing on specific types of content social media sites love and optimizing your landing pages.
To get a full picture, you also have to look at the first touch and last touch sales.
First touch sales are the traffic source that people first found you from. They don’t necessarily convert right then and there, but it’s the way they first found you.
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It’s no shocker, but Facebook is the leader when it comes to first touch sales.
Now let’s look at last touch sales, which is where a visitor comes from right before they convert. Remember, someone may have found your site from Facebook, but they may not convert right away.
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Sure, Facebook is still the winner, but YouTube is a close second and, shockingly, WhatsApp is in 3rd place.
It makes sense as texting has an extremely high open and click rate. I know you aren’t using WhatsApp for your business yet because that’s what the data shows, but you should check out their business API.
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Conclusion
Over the upcoming years, you can assume social algorithms are going to get tougher from both an organic and paid perspective.
Social media companies are facing heavy governmental pressure due to fake news, privacy concerns, and issues related to political campaigns.
But that doesn’t mean you can ignore the social web or stop using it. It’s not dying and it is here to stay.
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The data shows social media is on the rise. Sure, these sites aren’t growing at a rapid pace anymore but that’s due to the majority of the world already being on one of these platforms if not a few of them.
They are effective because people trust what they see on these sites and that should continually increase as they fix issues like fake news.
As long as you follow the tips above, you’ll be able to maximize your social media traffic and revenue even when the algorithms change in ways that don’t favor you.
So how are you maximizing your social media traffic?
PS: If you want to know where content marketing is heading, check this out.
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