#psyche poly

[viridian-snow]

Did the new Barbie & Ken draw your ship meme with Psydea 'cause we all know they're going to kill Eros

#psydea #your throne #your throne webtoon #medea solon #psyche callista #psyche poly #medea belial #psyche x medea #fanart #draw your ship meme #tw blood #cw blood

[vampirewalterskinner]

I will forever believe that Shawn was attracted to Lassiter in canon. The sternum bush. The “you’re so sexy right now”. The “blue eyes people want to do cannonballs into.” Sitting in his lap. Shawn wanted Lassiter bad.

But who didn’t Shawn want, am I right? 🥰

#shawn spencer #psych #shassie #shawn is poly i dont make the rules

[birdyboylassie]

Collage of the Polyclue/Poly Psych that I made for the Psych Creation Fest!

#psych #burton guster #shawn spencer #juliet o'hara #carlton lassiter #marlowe viccellio #pierre despereaux #poly psych #polyclue #shassie #shawngus #shus #shules #karen vick #psych creation fest

[sillymandan]

queer people in my tv show??? real.

#psych #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #burton guster #juliet o'hara #shassie #shawngus #shules #hes bisexual and poly because i say so :) #hope that helps #my art

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Oh, to open a psychic detective agency with your boyfriend and then not only gain a second boyfriend but also a girlfriend….IN 2006?!??????

#memes #my crappy art #art #fyp #kay draws #psych #psych usa #shawn spencer art #shawn spencer #burton guster #carlton lassiter #lassie oh lassie you pick up Shawn like a bag of grapes #juliet o'hara #shawngus #psych art #I like to think that Shawn really just walks into rooms and points a finger to his head and every man and woman within 20 feet SWOONS #the adhd rizz #he’s so transgender to me #craaaazy tboy swag #they such losers to me but in the way only adult men on a sitcom in 2006 can be #traditional art #skethcbook #sketchbook #don’t make fun of my handwriting #I’m sensitive #shules #poly psych

[shawnaise]

shules? shawngus? shassie? nawh bro, giant polycule. (sick guitar riff)

#psych #psych usa #THEYRE POLY! #psych 2006 #carlton lassiter #shawn spencer #burton guster #juliet o'hara

[psych-my-beloved]

I would like to know what everyone’s opinions on polypsych are

Cause I love all the characters too much to ship just one of them with shawn

#shassie #shules #shawngus #poly psych #that relationship would be entirely too healthy #like they all just love each other so much #psych #psych usa

[loverboysgotoheaven]

In season 6, episode 15, minute 36:05, of Psych USA, Shawn Spencer rushes into the precinct, worrying about Juliet's injuries after getting rammed by a truck. Shawn slides at Jules feet, concern in his voice, asking if she's okay.

Lassiter then, extremely sarcastically, says, "I'm okay too, Spencer, thanks for asking."

Now, you tell me why Lassiter would care about Shawn not caring about his injuries too? Mhm? WHY WOULD HE CARE? He doesn't like Shawn, and it makes sense that Shawn would be worried about his girlfriend, love of his life, being in a car accident.

Lassiter himself has seen Shawn after broken bones, gunshots, and other bad injuries, except Lassie has never asked Shawn if he's okay. So why would he care THAT SHAWN DOESN'T CARE??

There's one simple and quite "straight" answer, Carlton Lassiter is a raging homosexual for Shawn Spencer, and is jealous that Shawn's not paying any attention to his injuries.

#i really should get some sleep #but not until i convert everyone into shassie shippers #the day someone stops advocating for shassie it's probably because im dead #poly psych for the vibes #poly psych #psych #psych 2006 #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #shassie #loverboytalks

[thespiritssaidso]

Shawn Ruins His Food

Summary: The dysfunctional poly group has finally moved in together. But that only means they are now getting introduced to Shawn’s strange eating habits.

It was a sunny Tuesday morning, and Shawn and Gus were spending it inside.

Currently, it was only them in the house, as it was a work day for both Juliet and Lassiter. Gus would have worked today as well, but he had lots of vacation days he still had yet to use. So there they were, sitting side by side on the couch, munching on tortilla chips and salsa.

Gus reached into the bag and was met with crumbs. He was disappointed, of course, that there wasn’t any more to snack on. But that didn’t change the fact that there were no more chips.

“Well, this bag is done for.” He made to grab the bag and throw it out, when Shawn stopped him.

“What are you talking about?”

Gus set the bag back down. “It’s just crumbs left, Shawn. There’s no point trying to dip them.”

“That’s what you think.” He upended the bag into the jar of salsa, and quickly jumped up to grab a spoon. He sat back down and, not even bothering to mix it in, started scooping small bites of the new chip/salsa concoction.

Gus just stared at him for a minute before saying, “I can’t tell whether I should be impressed or disgusted.”

“Impressed.” He portioned another spoonful. “Here, have some.”

Gus made a tsch sound, and turned away. “Come on, son.”

—————

It was Wednesday afternoon. Gus was doing rounds, and Juliet had taken the day off to visit her parents.

Lassiter had come home from the station, wanting to spend his lunch break at home with one of his partners. He was now enjoying a homemade sandwich while Shawn rifled through the fridge.

“Hey Lassie-babe, where’s the sour cream?”

“I just got some more, it should be behind the milk.”

Shawn shuffled the milk aside, and sure enough it was there. He wordlessly peeled it open and licked the excess sour cream from the cap liner before throwing it away.

Lassiter’s nose scrunched a bit in disgust at Shawn’s act when he asked, “Why did you need the sour cream, Shawn?”

He just held up a finger. “Observe.” Taking a spoon, he scooped a small dollop onto it and set it aside. Then, he grabbed… an Oreo, and twisted it apart. He grabbed the spoon again, and-

“Oh, sweet lady justice, Spencer.” Lassiter’s face contorted into a grimace as he watched Shawn spread the sour cream onto the inside of the Oreo before smushing it closed.

"Hey, don't knock it till you try it." He took a bite, and a small bit of sour cream oozed out of the sides. "In fact..."

Lassiter caught on very quickly. "No, I do not want to try that monstrosity."

Shawn pouted. “Oh c’mon, Carlytown! Just a little bite! It won’t kill you.”

He looked at the Oreo, then at Shawn, then back at the Oreo, and then back at him. “I’m not entirely sure about that.”

Shawn didn’t give up that easily, though. He gave Lassiter his best puppy dog eyes he could, until he finally gave in. “Okay fine. Just give me the damn cookie.”

Shawn grinned and handed the rest to him. “Although I should warn you: it’s a bit of an acquired taste.”

Lassiter just rolled his eyes and took a very small bite. He immediately made a face at the taste. “Oh dear lord.” He stood up and practically ran to the trash can to spit it out.

Shawn huffed. “Really? It’s not that bad, Lassie-”

“I am never trusting you again when it comes to food.”

—————

It was Thursday, late enough to be dark. Both Gus and Lassiter were at their respective jobs, filling out different kinds of reports.

Juliet had been able to leave early, at Lassiter’s insistence that someone be home with Shawn — like he was a kid they couldn’t leave alone for more than 5 minutes.

Anyways, it was getting close to dinner. So Shawn made them both some instant cup ramen.

Juliet had already settled and started eating from her cup, but Shawn had gone off to the fridge. When he came back, he had a bottle of soy sauce and a jar of peanut butter.

Oh, he’s just going to flavor his ramen, okay. And Juliet went back to eating her food. But she paused when she noticed he hadn’t stopped pouring the soy sauce.

“Oh my- Shawn stop! You’re going to get a heart attack if you have any more sodium!” The bowl of chicken flavored ramen now resembled a bowl of beef ramen, which was slightly disturbing.

“Wha- Jules, I wasn’t done yet!” He tries to reach for it but she stands up and puts it back in the fridge.

Juliet didn’t hear him get up after her, however, and looked back at him and saw that he had scooped a hefty amount of peanut butter and was currently mixing it all in with the now soy sauce flavored ramen. She just sighed and sat down to resume eating.

“You want a bite?”

She hesitated. There was a lot of- well, everything, in that ramen. But how could she say no to that face? “…Sure.”

Juliet took a bite, and realized just how much soy sauce was really in there. Shawn had also failed to completely stir the peanut butter into the broth, so now there was a small clump stuck to the roof of her mouth.

Her mouth puckered slightly, in a reaction to the high levels of salt. Putting her hand to her mouth delicately, she rushed to the sink to spit out her mouthful of Shawn’s ramen.

“God, Shawn. How has your heart not given out on you yet?!” Turning on the faucet, she attempted to wash out the remaining peanut butter that was still stuck.

Not having an answer for that, he just shrugged and went back to slurping up his noodles.

——————————

Yeah that’s it lol. Also, completely off topic: I run a Psych discord, and if you’d like to join just dm me and I’ll send the link

ao3 link

#shawn spencer #burton guster #carlton lassiter #juliet o'hara #poly psych #psych poly #psych polecule #psych #psych 2006 #psych usa #psychusa #psych tv #psych tv show #psych show #psych fanfiction #fanfic #psych fanfic #toast tries to write

[cupric-solution]

#psych #psychedit #psych season 5 #shawn spencer #juliet o'hara #burton guster #shules #shulesedit #psych usa #psych peacock #tvedit #my gifs #my psych posts #psych poly #shulesgus #poly psych

[artistic-arteries]

I had the sudden and mighty need to explain the poly Psych relationship so here it is:

I'm so sorry if this is the first time you've heard of Homestuck Relationship Quadrants

The size of the symbol is more or less how important each part is. Everyone loves ❤️ each other but it's to different degrees. The arrow colors are for primary form of attraction or clubs direction. Shawn and Lassie fluctuate ♠️❤️♦️the most and require ♣️ support from Gus and Juliet for stability.

#psych #psych 2006 #poly psych #shawngus #shassie #shuliet #julius Psych #gussiter #Julieter #homestuck quadrants

[thegroundhogdidit]

from left to right this is lassie, shawn, jules or shawn, gus, jules or occasionally jules, lassie, shawn

#psych #psych usa #shawn spencer #burton guster #juliet o'hara #carlton lassiter #poly psych #frankly they can all be any of these at any given time but i think those are the three main dynamics

[stormvanari]

did i ever tell you that Titan and Titania’s heads can turn around in a perfect 360 without moving their legs, and the PRT owning a radio station in Mirage City

#robocar poli #oc #my art #droney #wynter #lucky #qin #midnight #khai #titan #titania #altair #the point of the PRT's radio station is to broadcast good vibes as much as they can and they also do voice dramas too #(as a way for me to keep the Psyche Rescue Team's performer traits)

[sillymandan]

the only right timeline

#psych #shawn spencer #burton guster #juliet o'hara #carlton lassiter #i love them #my art #psych ot4 #poly psych #shawngus #shassie #shules #listen i think that everyone would be down for snuggles is all

[missagonyy]

A collection of my butterfly and insect art

#butterflies #butterfly art #psyche #greek goddess #goddess #forest goddess #butterfly #insect art #insect illustration #insect drawing #insect sketch #butterfly forest #fantasy sketch #fantasy art #sketchbook #life drawing #insect study #art study #butterfly sketch #lady bug #nature sketch #isopod #roly poly #pill bug #silk worm #moth art #moth #insects #rubber ducky isopod

[shawnaise]

something something upside-down pineapple is code for swingers… something something the whole show has pineapples.. somethiiing.. the whole gang gets it on groovy style. aaaaaand post!

#psych #psych 2006 #psych usa #psych but poly #polypsych #just a connection in my brain somewhere with cobwebs surrounding it