#puerile

[spilladabalia]

John The Postman, ''Kawalski Of The Seaview Has The Best Hairstyle I've Ever Seen"

#john the postman's puerile #''Kawalski Of The Seaview Has The Best Hairstyle I've Ever Seen“ #john the postman #mark boburn #tony turner #tim lyons #punk #punk rock #street punk #novelty #outsider music #puerile #12'' ep #1978 #Youtube

[gudaho]

my favorite part is that at no point is any of this an apology

@tainbocuailnge will make an entire post about how it's important to have good faith, to be considerate, and then still managed to blame me for their own anger. Its my fault for tempting them to get mad, so I guess that means that their behavior is excused.

#puerile

[idvo2vwicndic]

malik azhar awan showes his dick online on video chat with girl Chessie Kay Piss Covered Massive Tits - 666Bukkake TAmil aunty with huspand hairy cousins sleeping pussy Hot girl is masturbating with two fingers in the ass and a toy in the pussy Young brunette babe Belladonna takes hard schlong in her tight ass in posh mansion Thai couple teen fucking gets a creampie cum in side her. wet pussy Filty teen schoolgirl gives head and gets bald snatch nailed Nubiles have large need for a fuck, so they come together to dirty flats thongs inlaw roxy shoes used

#Pudsey #Fletcherizing #stenocranial #Lome #comediant #unhairiness #caramelisation #inmew #odiums #puerile #rough-toned #lactiform #misthrew #blazers #glamour #Amalthaea #Gwenette #impassivities #preataxic #rapaceus

[comradekatara]

it’s funny that i can (marginally) get away with utenaposting on my atla blog (no one cares, and those who do enjoy my thoughts on the matter), but if i ever atlaposted on my utena blog all my followers and beloved mutuals would sinisterly gather around me like “we told you never to speak that damned name round these parts” and put me down like a lame horse without hesitation.

#don’t get me wrong. like. I GET IT #I too still have not recovered from those awful polls #black rose girls beating aang to death etc etc #altho I do think rgu fans are too harsh on atla #like okay most of it is deserved #and the fanbase certainly isn’t helping #but it’s not just shallow puerile garbage #even if utena is of course nonetheless richer and more subversive #anyway. preaching to the choir here. whatever

[lucy-ghoul]

why are you, as an adult in 2024, still hung up on reylo. why are you still mocking the shippers. why do you believe yourself to be superior only because you dislike a stupid ship from a fucking space fairytale. girl (gnc) get a grip

#it's ridiculous. this ship is... stupidly cliché. like if you know fandoms at all #you could easily guess why people would be into it. hello?? have you tried to watch tfa without your hate-on-kyle-ron goggles? #did you watch their scenes together? you don't have to like something to recognize the hints #hell. at the time i didn't really like jonerys but i realized they were going to be a thing when i read agot in 2011 #like folks. it's been nearly TEN LONG YEARS. let it go. LET IT FUCKING GOOOO #and for the lucy/cooper shippers out there who think reylos are (again) delusional when they compare the two ships: #no. *you* are being delusional only because you think reylo is unsexy and uncool (which is your right to think btw. obv) #if you can't see why someone would like both of these pairings for similar reasons... idk what to say honestly #people compared it to hannigram... honestly. again i see why they would appeal to anyone who's into both ships #i really do. but... unpopular opinion (since i'm more of a clannibal fan than i could ever be of reylo): #they are more similar to reylo than will/hannibal. there i said it #i'm not talking about the writing (admittedly the quality of it was questionable). i'm talking about tropes #never mind that imo the ghoul is more akin to vader than kylo but whatever #hannibal is an unapologetic kind of villain. he's not gonna have a redemption arc and that's okay #cooper is an antivillain who used to be a good man and became a disfigured cruel bastard. a parody of himself #lucy is him. him before the bombs dropped before he discovered the person he trusted the most wanted to commit genocide #nice. moral. polite. infused with the Good Old American Values™. he's basically her dark side #all of this is very hannigram/clannibal. i'm not denying it at all #but what'll likely happen is that lucy's actions will have a positive influence on the ghoul and remind him of what it means to be a man #and that's way more reylo-like. sorry. #beauty&thebeast/villain with some hidden good in him+morally righteous heroine/enemies to lovers etc. #i mean. hello??..... having said that. i'm not so much of a reylo shipper anymore and tbh never was. i really liked it at the time #but i was never fond of the st era. my fav characters are vader and leia and revan from the old eu. just saying #*and* it's also not impossible lucy gets darker with the ghoul as her traveling companion. in fact i wouldn't dislike it at all #if done well i mean #but i would still like for people to be intellectually honest and less puerile. god knows i have my notps #but i really don't give a fuck about the shippers. good for them i guess? i have better taste lmao but that's heavily subjective #val rambles in the tags #val speaks #txt

[hussyknee]

#I want so badly to laugh at these clowns #and I do but like the Joker #with the kind of hysteria that's as precursor to terrorism #not even the trump administration brought this level of buffoonery #this is who the entirety of the west is ruining livelihoods and cutting off aid and going completely mask off for #these incompetent puerile shitheads without the braincells of a drunk Greek frat house #fuck Israel #free palestine #crack #wtf news #al shifa hospital #war crimes #Twitter #knee of huss

[imsodishy]

dressing Billy up as the Terminator and never having him turn into an ally T2 style... the waste. the frustration.

#duffers your references are shallow and puerile #billy hargrove #the duffers are bad writers

[lilithfairen]

I didn't bother doing a post on the previous episode of Fixing RWBY, but I can sum it up in two points:

Celtic Phoenix at one point makes a (pretty witty) joke about Pyrrha's bedroom being "spartan" in style. This is then ruined by him saying that he can't make many jokes because he's "streamlining" the volume. This is said during an episode of events that are entirely of his own creation and do absolutely nothing to further the plot whatsoever, continuing this trend of grinding the plot to a complete halt in Argus.

The episode focuses on JNR and Roman/Neo, and highlights the fact that Celtic Phoenix doesn't write groups of friends as squabbling assholes who can't get along for five seconds when those groups don't consist of multiple women. (Reminder: Celtic Phoenix added wholly-unnecessary and stupid drama between Nora and Pyrrha in his rewrite of the Beacon arc, creating hostility specifically and solely between the two women of Team JNPR.)

Now that we've gone through that, Episode 17 is about Team RWBY trying to get their friendship back on track! Because remember, streamlining! (Also this entire arc of Team RWBY being Women Can't Get Along is entirely of this misogynistic asshole's creation.)

Anyway, Ruby starts off by talking about how much fun she had with Team RNJR, continuing the trend of Ruby treating RNJR as more of her Real Team than RWBY. Ruby decides they'll all go to the beach!

Except it's freezing out, as the others point out.

Celtic Phoenix really has This Thing for writing the main protagonist of a series focused on female characters as a complete fucking idiot, and I have a solid idea why.

Anyway, afterwards they go to a cafe to warm Ruby up. Weiss whines about Yang drinking her tea hot, because again, Celtic Phoenix being a stupid fucking misogynist. Weiss offers to pay, but then passes the bill to Ruby, and somehow a bunch of drinks at a cafe are super expensive. This makes total sense.

Ruby then says that they can't go shopping afterwards then, so they go to a nightclub. In the middle of the day, when it's empty. Ruby messes up her dance and hurts herself, which makes all of her friends laugh at her(!!!). Yang calls Ruby "Rubes", which makes it even less subtle that Celtic Phoenix ripped off plot details from Volume 9 for his shitty rewrite.

They have a good time, and mock Weiss for not being able to dance(!!!). Somehow Ruby thought their day went poorly, probably because her friends haven't stopped being Women Can't Get Along. But then there's an alert from Cordovin!

They race over to find a bunch of Grimm having broken through the wall, plus a bunch of sliced-up soldiers and Huntsmen. Guess who, it's Adam! So Team RWBY run away from him on their vehicles.

Yes. Because literally the only fucking way Celtic Phoenix can make Adam intimidating is to treat the main heroines of the show as being utterly helpless against him.

And Adam chases after them. On foot, jumping from car to car. Their plan is to lure him to the military base. There's a fight scene, Adam gets unmasked and Weiss is made to care about this psycho piece of shit Celtic Phoenix wants you to care, he then kicks everyone's ass, and then he gets unceremoniously taken out by Cordovin with a cattle prod.

Really.

So, let us repeat: This guy who is so badass that Team RWBY flees in terror at the sight of him and is so badass that he can 1v4 them has been effortlessly taken out by

one drunk guy

one little old lady

But our protagonists aren't allowed to stand a chance against him.

Probably because they aren't a.) military, written by an alt-right POS or b.) men, written by a misogynistic POS.

And all of this is so desperate to make Adam this unstoppable hyper-badass who's so psychopathic and yet somehow you should feel empathy for him because his mom was abused. Celtic Phoenix so desperately wants Adam to be a badass that he proceeds to write him as an entirely uninteresting and pathetic antagonist. He just shows up to be an asshole, that's literally it. If Celtic Phoenix thinks Adam is somehow sympathetic by letting a swarm of monsters into an inhabited city, then Celtic Phoenix himself might very well be a psychopath too.

Volume 6 knew well enough to leave Adam until the end, because it understood tension and drama. It understood that Adam was a terrifying antagonist not because he was more powerful than Team RWBY combined, but because of the kind of hateful, abusive, obsessed psychopath he was. It allowed him to appear at the most dramatic moment possible, ambushing Blake when she was solo and vulnerable. He was pathetic as a person, yet terrifying in his desperation to harm and abuse Blake and Yang, and being strong in the ways Adam was weak was how Blake and Yang overcame him.

Here? Adam is a boring psycho who just shows up whenever Celtic Phoenix wants him to, everyone acts like he's the most badass person in existence, the titular heroines are reduced to helplessness in order to make him look threatening, and then he gets his ass kicked in the most anticlimactic, unfulfilling manner possible.

Because Celtic Phoenix is an incredibly shitty writer.

#fixing rwby #rwby critics #i feel like i may not say this enough #but fuck this “rewrite” and everyone involved in it #every name attached to it is an endorsement of its puerile and pathetic misogyny

[utilitycaster]

💀: If you had to choose one major character to die [in Critical Role (any campaign/series)], who would you choose?

You know I realized I answered the last one as if it were asking about PCs but actually, because this isn't Actual Play specific, it just says major character. Anyway Ludinus Da'leth's grave is a gender neutral bathroom.

#cr tag #i have the most. puerile pun. i will not say it. i am mad that my brain went there. #unpopular opinions ask meme

[yesterdayiwrote]

Daniel Ricciardo there, helpfully proving Susie Wolff's point for her with impeccable timing.

#Anyone that wants to defend him can miss me #He is 34 years old and he's old enough and pr savvy enough to call out a bad question or a shitty interviewer #He keeps doing this and it's not an accident #Hes laughing out of choice because he's desperate to be a part of the misogynistic boys club because it's his base #F1 has moved past the need for people like Daniel ricciardo and honestly.... #The quicker people realise he's puerile and not funny the better

[don-dake]

「大妹，呢本書呢原來好多料爆㗎！」

“Dai-mui*, this magazine actually has so much juicy gossip!”

*Dai-mui is not actually her name, more a nickname used within (the character's) family.

「嗰個李吸塵*呀原來同佢女朋友同居咗三年㗎嘞！」

“That Vacuum* Lee has actually been cohabiting with his girlfriend for 3 years already!”

* 李吸塵 (pron. Lei⁵ Kap¹ Can⁴ — 李 can sound like 你 nei⁵, meaning “you”, and 吸塵 means “suck dust”, so this joke name means, “you suck dust”) is a pun on singer/actor Hacken Lee's Chinese name 李克勤 (pron. Lei⁵ Hak¹ Kan⁴).

The actual spoken dialogue was on point but the subs actually got the pun wrong! orz 😹 吸 should've been used in place of 克 for the joke to have been effective in Cantonese!

「仲有呀，嗰個撈麵*呀一氣買五疊樓呀！」

“And that Lo Mein*, buying 5 properties in one go!”

* 撈麵 (pron. Lo¹/Lo⁴ Min⁶ — a type of Chinese noodle dish, more commonly known to Westerners/globally as Lo-mein) is a pun on actor Lo Mang's name, 羅莽 (pron. Lo⁴ Mong⁵).

「仲有嗰個郭小人*呀住喺佢哋樓下呀嘛！」

“And that Petty Kwok* is living in the same apartment block as them both right?!”

* 郭小人 (pron. Kwok³ Siu² Jan⁴ — 小人, which literally means “small person” can mean an “ungracious and petty person”) is a pun on actress Florence Kwok's Chinese name 郭少芸 (pron. Kwok³ Siu² Wan⁴).

↑ L: Hacken Lee, R: Lo Mang, both also star in this series.

↑ L: Florence Kwok

「醒目！」 “Clever!”

《師奶強人》 (1998) 第二集

#It's puerile perhaps but…it's also rather funny whenever #TVB #Sneaks inside jokes into their series #At least they can laugh at themselves! #HK Drama #As Sure as Fate #Cantonese #Florence Kwok #Cutie Mui #Hacken Lee #Lo Mang #Chinese Language #Language

[masterbaiting]

ollie reeder patron saint of alcoholics who still recoil when they drink whiskey

#patron saint of the puerile #he cant handle the taste #shut up ulrike #the thick of it #ollie reeder

[mikexx2]

As per @episims: Sims Say the Darndest Things: When you get this, list five of your characters and their best quotes so far. Then pass it on to five other storytelling simblrs.

Thanks for the tag @goatskickin!

OK, I'm going to go with a mix of premades and my own characters.

Olive Specter

C: I’m going to leave [his grandchildren] for dead.

O: I’m so aroused.

2. Dina Caliente

“Actually, Nina helped pick out the ring. She said you’d mellowed out on material possessions since I died and you’d just be thrilled to have me bac-”

“That LYING BITCH!”

3. Dave the cat

“Your bitch of a wife is fucking her intern.”

4. Jules O'Mackey

M: What do you do for fun, cutie?

J: Well actually, when my roommates and I can tear ourselves away from having cliched pillow fights in our underwear, we come up with fun nicknames for our fellow students.

M: Sounds cool.

J: We usually abbreviate them to initials. Yours came really easily to me. Care to guess?

M: Sure. What’re the initials?

J: SS.

M: lol, Sexy Senior?

J: Satan’s Scrotum.

5. Beau Broke

Lucy: Ah Meadow, this is Beau. He’s almost too gay to function.

B: Whatever ho, you’re dead to me. Meadow, you know you’re a hottie I’m assuming. Anyone take your interest today? Just don’t say Isaiah Gavigan cos Gabriella’s got her vagina all up on him and that girl don’t share shit.

#sims 2 #meme #this was FUN #my sense of humour is obviously very puerile #twink beau was a true revelation #this would also be fun to do for tear-jerker lines and scary bits

[iprefertweels]

I feel like “tugging his sled” needs to become some bawdy Jade x Azul slang now

#twisted wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland #jade leech #twst jade #twst azul #azul ashengrotto #jade leech x azul ashengrotto #please forgive my puerile sense of humor #twst jade x azul #azul ashengrotto x jade leech #twst azul x jade #twst harveston #twst event #twst spoilers

[tlaquetzqui]

Persona might be really dumb but “I am thou, thou art I” goes pretty fucking hard as a contract-spirit catchphrase.

It is however deeply challenging for Americans who lived through the 1990s to not sing it to the tune of “This Old Man” and then follow it up with “We’re a happy fam-i-lye!”

#just a thought i had #persona/shin megami tensei is like the original 'pretentious gnostic edgelord' game series #the first one was 1987 #as in it is a showa-era series #the only other franchise that has been this puerile for this long is metal gear #and that's basically dead

[scorchedhearth]

sorry if the ask comes twice to you but because of wifi i am not sure if it was sent the first time!

for the drabbles, maybe something with that cat ears post? the one with jaykyle where kyle wants jason to wear cat ears.

this is my humble offering to the jaykyle and cat ears posting.

This has been going on for weeks now, and Jason has had rougher periods in his life before but even he is starting to wear out under the hyper-vigilance he’s performing every day, constantly looking over his shoulders and keeping quiet to listen to his surroundings, searching for the trap that’ll inevitably spring on him when he lowers his guard for just a moment. That’s why he doesn’t bother moving his face from the pillow to speak, too tired to attempt something so futile.

“Rayner, if you have those fucking cat ears in your hands I swear to all that is holy, I will maim you with a very dull, very rusty blade and I will mail the body parts to your fucking mom, I don’t care if she’s in bumfuck nowhere she’ll get them, I promise you.” He spits the last words. The not-so-subtle tip-toeing stops, holds still for a moment before louder footsteps start, walking deeper into the room.

“Hey babe,” Kyle says with an annoyingly cheerful voice and Jason sighs, long and deep before rolling on his back. He’s greeted by the sight of Kyle out of his suit with the damn cat ears in his hands. Jason has no idea where he hides them, he’s been trying to throw them out for what feels like forever without getting his hands on them once. He’s starting to think he takes them with him everywhere, even when he leaves for space. What even is his life.

“I hate you.” He grunts but doesn’t close his eyes, doesn’t want to risk an encore of the soup incident, once is enough.

“Sure you do,” He saunters closer and Jason follows the ears warily, not once leaving them out of his sight. This is stupid and he knows it, they both do. He could let him put those on him one time and be done with it for good, if only he could swallow his pride for a minute but Jason’s nothing but stubborn and he’s invested too much energy in this now. It would make him look even stupider to cave now rather than weeks ago when he first brought it up, would make him look weak. So now they’re stuck, Jason with his iron resolve and unmatchable pettiness against Kyle and his golden patience, yielder of a weapon fueled exclusively by his pure willpower. Dead-end is one way to put their situation.

Once he’s close enough, Jason rolls on his side and snatches the ears out of his hands, not caring much about being careful. Kyle only snorts and uses a construct to rip them right out of his grip and dangle them high and above, out of his reach like a branch of mistletoe mocking him. He falls back on his spot on the bed with a glare and some more of Kyle’s laughter.

“I hate you.” He repeats and Kyle sits down to pull off his socks and pants.

“Me too,” he answers easily and throws him a glance above his shoulder, a dangerous glint shining in them. “For the record, you would look cute with them. Adorable even. It’s a crime you’re depriving me of this.”

“It’s a crime you even own one of those. And fuck you, I wouldn’t be cute.”

“Would too,” Kyle sing-song as he throws himself under the cover and pulls it up to his nose, wiggling to get comfortable. Jason waits until he’s settled to push his cold feet up his calves, causing him to yelp and jerk his legs away. “Asshole.”

“Love you too.” He says but also raises his arm up until Kyle scuttles close and fits himself by his side, half hugging half using him as a pillow as he’s been doing since winter started and the heating stopped working so well in the flat. Jason secures his arm around his shoulder and relaxes slowly in the hold. A minute passes, but Kyle’s breathing doesn’t slow down and Jason is so, so tired.

“If at any moment you try to make a move toward those fucking ears, or attempt in any shape or form to put them on me, the threat of bodily harm still remains. I will pull out all your nails and make a necklace out of them.”

“Like when you make noodle necklaces when you're a kid?” Kyle snarks right back and Jason can’t believe he loves this asshole. He still laughs, because of course he does.

“Yeah, just like that.” They’re silent for a just moment, but Kyle still doesn’t relax and Jason waits for what will come out of his mouth next.

“It would be cute.” He insists, and it’s not even the tenth time they have this discussion. Kyle already showed him a drawing of his face with anime-like ears on top of his head, insisting it would be even better for real. He also had a sketch of a Red Hood helmet with ears on top like those headphones, which was almost funny. Jason doesn't bother with a sigh anymore.

“I don’t wanna be cute.”

“I’ll get you.” They’re both well aware that Kyle could just construct ears on him and be done with it, and there’s nothing Jason could do to stop him. But this is the funniest option, or most annoying, depending on who’s asked. And while Jason is slowly getting exasperated with it, Kyle is barely starting to get his kick out of it. It seems that being able to slowly wear out just about anyone is a shared Green Lantern trait and Kyle isn’t lacking in this department.

“Sure you will.” And Jason finally feels tension leave his shoulders under his hand, settling down to sleep. One more night where he can pretend he won’t end up with pink cat ears on his head in the coming weeks. That’s a win in his book, gives him one more day to come up with his own revenge.

#kyle gets him when he’s concussed one morning and saves the images to a cloud. make it jasons phone contact. he does look cute #you just know kyle would become so puerile and annoying around jason. feedback loop of worsening personality #asks #anon #jaykyle #dc #jason todd #kyle rayner