#quadruple fuck

[achasks]

I want you all to say the word "fuck" right now.

C'mooon Frisk. You know you want to!

no

#undertale #character asks #achasks #ask blog #asgore #toriel #frisk #papyrus #sans #alphys #chara #flowey #fuck #fucking fuck #fuckity fuck #quadruple fuck #you will never get frisk to say fuck

[alterouslyinlove]

heyyy sooo likeee *twirls hair*

#🌀 #my demolition lover <3 #just fucking lying next to him made me more touch starved #one singular hug i have gotten today can we like quadruple that thnx #touch starved #physical affection #mlm #achillean #alterous #queerplatonic #alterous yearning #gay

[llitchilitchi]

best dreblr development is that c!dream now has 22567893 boyfriends and none of them are mentally well

#dreblr #litchi.txt #to think that c!dreamnoblade is the healthiest of them all... #they should form a really fucked up polycule I think techno punz dream and sam would be an amazing quadruple

[stlamb]

omg... a straight girl named her company "pillow princess" because she thought the name was cute and didn't know its a lesbian term... is anyone going to tell her ☠️ cause it won't be me

#triple quadruple confirmed that she's straight like i promise #we need to teach this stuff to kids in school so they don't embarrass themselves #she uses printed condoms as ads and has jokes about fucking ppls dad on her brand.....

[parksrway]

if illumination really tries to make a loz movie I'm gonna turn into the biggest hater the world has ever seen

#this goes quadruple if they try to include any form of sheik #theyre gonna fuck it up so bad #and its gonna be UGLY AS FUCK #LEAVE THE SHIT I LIKE ALONE!!!!!!!!!

[satoruoo]

christmas gnna be real white this year amirite (i will never leave u alone)

YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED.

#ask n answer !! #∞. loves #riko baby what r u doing in my house n taking a pic of my tree?? #and by white this year do u mean hes fucking me bc i AGREE! 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 #til we QUADRUPLE the population.

[headcrabfever]

💌 peace and love on planet autism 💌

I LOVE OLD MAN YAOI !!!!!!

Swagless Below Cut <3

#the funny thing is we haven't even gotten up to gay^2 bubby/dr feelgood's part in the y2kvr readalong yet #i just got possessed ¯\_(ツ)_/ #hlvrai #sorry gamers im main tagging this i spent too much effort on it #bubby #dr bubby #prof bubby #bubby hlvrai #theres so many!!! quadruple combo bubby!!! #y2kvr #almost fucking forgot that <3 #if you saw me post this onto the wrong blog no you didn't #apologies to normal people (i am not sorry (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆) #doodlin

[vergilberg]

#where is that tweet that was like 'does ogata need a motive when hes already an aquarius man' #ogata hyakunosuke #golden kamuy #he is so ... Ocelot from MGS ... kitty cat men . specific guns theyre known for ... quadruple fucking agents #its so funny tho bc i would have thought that ogata wouldve had a villains wiki page but he doesnt. only tsurumi does lol? #stfu v #mine

[clockwork-garden]

I don't usually write in books, but cookbooks are the one exception. I've never made an aggressive note before, but the recipe for this soup I made the other day really needed some help and some scolding.

#I'm white as fuck btw #but seriously white people just don't season their damn food #every time I make a new recipe that I know was written by a white person I do at least half again or double the spices #sometimes even that's not enough #for this soup I think I'm going to have to quadruple the spices and add some new ones #who the fuck thinks 1/4 teaspoon of anything is going to season a soup that needs like 7 cups of water for the broth‽‽‽‽

[boag]

Will never have my mind blown harder than when I learned that the middle C on a piano is “C4” and that’s why DOOM said “middle C” with the explosion sound after . He was so fucking big brained RIP king ❤️

#gotta be one of the most genius people to ever live . literally everything he included in a song was a double triple or quadruple entendre #the wordplay was insane the rhyme schemes were fucking crazy… #the storytelling the levels to everything…. #absolute legend #Spotify

[antigonesghosts]

I have Many thoughts and feelings about that episode and most of them are... what was the point of all of that??

#doctor who #nuwho #doctor who spoilers #fourteenth doctor #fifteenth doctor #like... I think I liked it?? but why was Mel there. she didn't do anything #i adore Kate with everything in me but... unit also didn't contribute. interesting and enjoyable character moments for her though!! #and Shirley love love love Shirley but realistically what did she do #the climax was a literal game of catch. and don't get me started on the double tardis! and Tennant! fucking quadruple Tennant! #the erasure of the times the doctor HAS settled down and had a family like.... #also this was not an anniversary I'm sorry. it was not a celebration of the show it was a celebration of Tennant and Tate #who I adore don't get me wrong!! they were good episodes. but that last episode... none of it felt earned #love love LOVE Ncuti though he's incredible already v excited #it's just. when three anniversary specials seem to be used to set up the next season and next episodes.... Not A Fan

[invinciblerodent]

ngl, i'm getting a really big kick out of having a character that's a cleric to a neutral deity, especially one that's as prone to philosophizing as Arvid seems to be these days.

i like to imagine that he'll drop something like "godhood demands indifference. It requires, in their infinite grace and wisdom, a measure of apathy, as well as cruelty. In our worship, we forgive them for their folly- how is it so audacious for us to merely hope for the same?"

or "for the gods to judge one's actions, that may be prudent. But to judge the value of one's life as lesser than the weight of duty, however divinely imposed... that's no domain of any other than the self."

or "I cannot dole out absolution, and I'm not one to offer empty platitudes about divine forgiveness in its stead. I can only say that whatever the gods think of the kind -or indeed, the amount- of bravery you require from yourself, it means less than nothing", and I almost feel like he needs to glance at the ceiling briefly, just to confirm that he's not about to get holy-smitten.

holy-smote.

lightning'd in the face. you get it.

meanwhile Tempus, whose whole Deal on top of warfare is honorable combat, specifically courage, and not backing down in the face of adversity is chilling up there like

#“look at that funky little dwarf man go” #“yeah that may be blasphemy but he sure as fuck has /balls/ for saying it” #squirrel plays bg3 #would it be presumptuous for me to headcanon that after this Arvid just winds up somehow as Tempus' Chosen #only he doesn't even know about it? #there is just something about the literal Chosen of the god of warfare and warmongering to just. live a quiet life #tending to his little herb garden somewhere in Waterdeep #that's /deeply/ hilarious in a very specific way #oc: arvid trygg #only fighting if it's brought to his doorstep in which case he fucking smacks them down with the fire and fury of a quadruple threat #18 str-18 con-18 dex cleric on top of his 18 wis #it's like the lvl 20 retired adventurer shopkeep in a random town #oh yeah the guy running the free clinic in town is just Tempus' Chosen #and he's just this sweet soft-spoken dwarf with a sweet wizard husband

[imaginaryanon]

how does one (1) human being hold so much love within themselves without. literally exploding (the human being in question is me) ( holy sSHIT)

#personal blah #in case u missed it your pal kat imaginaryanon is drunk off their shits & feeling emotional abt everything in general <333 #((who lets me do drunkposting on tumblr: Fuck's Sake Not This Again edition)) #mwah. btw. if we're mutuals i love you if we're mutuals and we've ever talked i like. quadruple love you. and if we talk regularly. WELL <3 #and even if we're not mutuals but u follow me & vibe with me. <33

[reactionimagesdaily]

#bro this isn't a double-take this is a fucking QUADRUPLE-take #reaction image #reaction meme #daily reaction images #image mood: w h a t #submission

[zelkam]

sometimes a divorce can be between a lesbian phd student and her gay ex-supervisor

#when you literally have to go ''no contact'' jkdsfhghjkdgf #aneta talks #phd life #we have a really fucked up circumstances now because it's like academic stuff mixed with being hurt as people #but we are still around each other in our daily lives which makes it quadruple awkward

[teecupangel]

What's your stance on what-if-character-x-was-evil AUs? Asking because when Kassandra showed up before Layla in the flesh my brain went "...and she clearly works for Abstergo."

While I admit I didn’t think Kassandra would be part of Abstergo when I saw her appear at the end of Odyssey’s main game, I do think it would be fun to think about how she would have ended up as a member of Abstergo.

Also, what idea we can throw into the wall into how she would have ended up as part of the Inner Sanctum of the Templar Order? XD

Hell. I know the Inner Sanctum is the highest members of the Templar Order but I kinda like the idea that Kassandra would be above them, sorta like the true Grand Master and shadow head of the Templar Order.

That would have been a fun twist to explore…

Although, in terms of Odyssey the game, it would have been a twist ending that would have polarized the players and the DLCs have to work hard to make that twist believable.

In fanworks and AU ideas? Go wild, everyone.

Now, let’s talk in a more general way about how we can implement ‘what-if-character-x-was-evil’ AU ideas in Assassin’s Creed:

The easiest way to do this is to make their backstory different (for example: (1) when Desmond left the Farm, Vidic found him early on and became a father figure that manipulated him into hating the Assassins or (2) Al Mualim’s indoctrination of Altaïr dug deeper than it did in AC1 and he grew up completely loyal to Al Mualim to the point of joining the Templar Order himself with his ‘father’ or (3) Arno is raised by Bellec himself so he’s absolutely one hundred percent a willing accomplice to all of Bellec’s plans and hates the Templars for killing his father to the point that he doesn’t believe the Assassins and Templars can co-exist)

A fun way to do this is to corrupt the characters themselves. This could end in two different main categories:

They are corrupted by the POE and this could be (1) full-blown ‘power corrupts even the best of us’ type or (2) 'I will do these unforgivable sins because the alternative pushed by the Calculations will bring about a fate worse than death to the world and those I care about, this is my sin to bear alone' route. (3) There's also a combination of (1) and (2) that I like to call the N-route of "Have I not suffered enough? Do I not deserve my own happiness even if it means the suffering of others?!".

This one is my favorite because I love fucking with Desmond using the Bleeding Effect: it is not the characters who become corrupted but their digital avatar in the Animus. Either because Abstergo skimmed on QA or this is truly a bug in the Animus that they didn’t think would happen because all that reading of the POE’s corruptive powers messed with the Animus itself and that corrupted versions of the Assassins? That’s the one that appears in the Bleeding Effect. Just imagine Desmond having corrupted versions of his ancestors whispering to him, slowly driving him mad all the while giving him the attention and kindness he didn’t receive as a child. And Desmond would be weak to their whispers because he believes he knows them, had relived their lives… and the corrupted versions know they need Desmond on their side.

#although i should say #i did play as alexios so i technically saw alexios in the ending #not kassandra XD #i’m not saying the bleeding effect corrupted versions are yanderes for their host #fuck it #i am saying they’re yanderes #just imagine a corrupted edward whispering to noob to steal more shit #or a corrupted shay with no mercy left in his mind whispering to numbskull #and then desmond gets triple the dosage of that #quadruple if we count haytham as well #i have a similar au idea with a sentient animus that took altaïr’s personality #but i didn’t link it because #uuuuhhh #the pairing XD #anyway #ask and answer #assassin's creed #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed