Rain: One of the biggest introvert problems I face has got to be being asked on a loop if I’m okay because I’m being really quiet. Most of the time, I’m fine; I’m just in my own little world thinking about how much I love garlic bread.
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If I’m down bad for anything, it’s Wendy’s burbon bacon sauce.
AND NO I WILL NOT BE TAKING CRITICISM OR QUESTIONS!
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*post-divorce*
Aphrodite: i don't like it when you flirt with other girls.
Hephaestus: what
Hephaestus: you don't even like me? you rejected me?!
Aphrodite: i know, but still.
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(guy whose wife had to do his testosterone injection for him because he almost passed out when he tried to do it himself voice) yeah, i did my t shot last night
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This is the most violently real thing I’ve ever seen
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Amazon: Your package has shipped! It should be delivered by 8pm tomorrow.
Dew: *Nose pressed to the door, fogging up the glass as he breathes* Pakidge….
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