a lot of the time, i feel a physical disconnect from the idea of Butch. im barely average height, i have soft features, ive got a pronounced chest and despite never shaving in my life im barely hairy
a while ago, i went to build a bear and chose a white cat with pink and purple markings and big pretty eyelashes. the only clothes i gave her was a blue plaid shirt. i gave her a scent pad in her chest that smells like birthday cake. she left that store without a name, because they didnt ask and i didnt see the dumb little computers.
she is much like me, in the way that she is physically feminine in ways she cannot change (at least not without extensive work). i dont think ill ever go on t, but i wish so much about me was different. i thought about calling her cupcake for a while, but this name feels more apt. were both evolving. obviously wearing plaid doesnt make her butch, but shes symbolic of me in a sense.
everyone say hello to stud muffin. theres a joke about dykes and muffs in there somewhere
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Viewfinder, Steve Lieber / Matt Fraction
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I fail to see what's so FUNNY about these wicked, wicked, words.[Patreon | Ko-fi]
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CONSTANINE GOT OKAY BOOMER'D!!! GET EM!!!
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Bad Rat
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thinkin bout funny meme
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theres a little beastie in my mind that likes to step in when i get infected by the gender roles mold
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To explain my chicken obsession:
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Me: I’m enjoying drawing chickens for this commission.
Husband: ha ha Greek Myth Chickens!
Me: 🤔
I now present to you,
🏺Greek Myth Chickens 🐓
ILIAD EDITION
(drawn and originally posted in May 2021, coloured and reposted Jan 2023)
1) Egg-chilles and Patro-cluck (Achilles and Patroclus)
2) Mene-lay-us and Al-eggs-andros (Paris) (Menelaus and Alexandros [Paris])
3) Egg-amemnon (Agamemnon)
4) Aph-roost-ite and Helen of Spur-ta (Aphrodite and Helen of Sparta)
5) Nest-or (Nestor)
6) Androma-beak, Peck-tor, and Astyan-egg (Andromache, Hektor and Astyanax)
7) At-hen-a and Egg-dysseus (Athena and Odysseus)
8) Preen-am and Peck-uba (Priam and Hekuba [Hekabe])
9) Brood-seis (Briseis)
10) Diom-egg-es (Diomedes)
EDIT: Greek Myth and Roman History chicken MASTERPOST - https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/725538723329179648/greek-myth-roman-history-chickens-master-post Here Be More Chickens Cosplaying
(See next post for last 3 Iliad chickens- https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/722218945873051648/iliad-chickens-continued-11-lay-jax-tel-capon )
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playin around aka karkat doesnt know how to carry people instead of dragging them round like a corpse
TG: man you suck at this
TG: im the most unelevated dude in history right now
CG: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR ENTIRE TORSO EXTENDS LIKE A FUCKING MEOWBEAST AT THE SOFTEST HINT OF UPHEAVAL!
TG: a real bro would accept my faults litheness and all
TG: not my fault im agile like a goddamn ballerina
TG: if lil newton got a load of this situation pre-apple exposure he wouldnt have needed that tree is all im sayin
CG: IF YOUR SPHINCTER OF A MOUTH WOULD STAY SHUT FOR MORE THAN A HALF-SECOND MAYBE MY BELEAGUERED FUCKING FRAME WOULDN'T FEEL SO INSANELY INUNDATED WITH THE WEIGHT OF YOUR BULLSHIT.
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TG: you gotta lift with your legs karkat
CG: HRAGHAJGRHRGJRHRRR.
TG: listen man your poise is all wrong
CG: LET ME FOCUS!!!
TG: the smokey bear of workplace safety would be losing his shit at your posture
CG: NO. NO. I GOT THIS.
TG: i guess if i really really wanted to look at the ceiling this would be cool
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TG: oh shit
CG: HYAAAAAAAG
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TG: pfffffhahahahaha
CG: PFFFF.
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