by JessRoseDraws
The Mandalorian has needs, sometimes those needs include physical unions with other Mandalorians.
(A short little PWP exploring the (sexual) relationships between the Mandalorians seen on the show.)
Words: 2887, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: The Mandalorian (The Mandalorian TV), Dyn Jarren, Randolorian (Male)
Relationships: The Mandalorian/Randolorian
Additional Tags: Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Hand Jobs, Sex with Helmets On, Playing Fast and Loose With Mandalorian Customs
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Lately I've been watching Golden Girls (again) and sometimes wonder if that is what life in the covert is like.
Llix: Jate vaar'tuur! What are you eating?
Dij: Bilerat stew and left over uj'alayi
Llix: Who eats bilerat with uj'alayi for breakfast?
Dij: The Mand'alor. It's his recipe from his new workout book.
Ka: Jate vaar'tuur, vode. What are you EATING, Dij?
Dij: Bilerat with uj'alayi.
Ka: For breakfast?
Jaral: Vaar'tuur, vode. What's that you're eating, Dij?
Dij: It's incredible! 364 days a year I could be gagging on a peach pit, nobody would notice.
Rirk: Su'cuy.
Krit: Look vod, it's only for a few hours.
Jaral: What is?
Rirk: This idiot signed us up for ade duties.
Ka: What's wrong with that?
Rirk: You all know I'm not great with the ade. I'd much rather be on watch.
Krit: Watching the ad is like watch duties.
Rirk: mhm
Krit: No, really! Isn't that right, vode?
Llix: Sure, honey. Whatever you say.
Ka: Well, I think it's great! You're doing a great service, vod.
Rirk: 🙄
Ka: It reminds me of Trav Khol.
Llix: Who?
Dij: Trav Khol. You know, the guy who hated kids until he ate them.
Ka: No! Trav Khol dedicated his life to eliminating scum from bacta tubes.
Rirk, Dij, Jaral, Krit, Llix: 🤨
Ka: His son was a disappointment, Trav Khol Jr. He thought it was beneath him, pft.
Rirk: Alright, I'll do it.
Krit: Really-
Rirk: So I can get the hell out of this conversation! *leaves*
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Jae: *crying*
Krit: c'mon Jae, there's no reason to cry. Buir will be back soon.
Rirk: Why are they crying like that? It hasn't stopped once! Can it even breathe like that?
Jaral: Probably just misses Din. Give Jae to Rirk, neither of us has had any luck.
Rirk: NO! *forced to hold Jae*
Jae: *stops crying*
Rirk: uh... I think it likes me?
Jaral: It's name is Jae.
Rirk: Shut up.
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Tharr: Haven't you all heard enough?
Phoraah: You've been outside longer than most.
Krit: How did you find us?
Tharr: I may be older but I can still track!
Poz: Tharr, tell us about one of your bounties!
Nioth: Tell us.
Tharr: Fine, fine. Once I had to chase down this particularly unruly bounty. It took almost two months. Everytime I thought I had him cornered, he'd get away.
Rhillallis: Is it that chaotic?
Tharr: Not often, it gets to be routine after awhile. Most bounties drop from fright when they find out a Mandalorian is after them.
Rhillallis: You're joking!
Tharr: Do you mind? I'm telling the story. There's a build to these things.
Rhillallis: Sorry
Tharr: So, anyway I'm chasing this bastard and he runs into a run down part of the city. So I follow slow and he's getting cagey like a loth-cat. And when the time is right, I pounce! He fights and we struggle, he starts to wear down and the end of this mission is practically in sight. But then it happened, what every beroya dreads. I hit the wall.
Nioth: You ran out of steam.
Tharr: No, I actually hit a wall. Turned out the bounty I was fighting with was some drunkard passed out behind a trash bin. When I jumped from my vantage point I landed on him and slammed into the wall.
Phoraah: 😐
Tharr: I found my bounty two blocks over, some local punks had mugged him and knocked him out.
Paz: That's normal?
Tharr: More than you'd think
Din: 😑
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