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#random shower thoughts
autumnslance · 5 months
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Menphina, holding a large, squirming puppy: "Hydaelyn! Look what the mortals gave me!"
Hydaelyn: "Ohhhhh, how adorable! ...A problem in a few thousand years, but what a sweet divine conception of the new satellite. Speaking of concepts, this is a major change to yours, so be sure to check in."
Menphina: "I was going to have tea with the Watcher to center myself. But I was thinking, while I'm there, don't you have Argos helping him mind Zodiark?"
Hydaelyn: "Yes, why?"
Menphina: "I don't want Dalamud to be bored while I'm chatting with our friend, and I bet Argos could use a break..."
Hydaelyn: "...You want to arrange a puppy play date?"
Menphina: "Pleeeaaasse??"
Hydaelyn: "You know that I cannot say no to anything that cute. Or to that face you're making. Have fun, dear."
Menphina: "Thanks! C'mon, boy!"
Later...
The Watcher: "...Then they stole and buried a dozen recording crystals each, ate more wildlife, and then tore through the loporrit's newest excavation tunnels and dismantled several helper constructs, despite Livingway firmly reminding them that those are not chew toys."
Hydaelyn, sighing dreamily: "Such good hounds. And so cute while doing it!"
The Watcher: "It's going to take a couple hundred years to get all this fur out of my robes..."
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maggisaaart · 3 months
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Iceberg would be in his 60’s today. If he had died in 1997 and he was around 35. That means that Gears was 41 when he passed.
Just a thought I had
(I got these dates from wiki idk so plz don’t quote me on this :( )
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riotcat103 · 15 days
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in the question "would you make out with your clone?"
Leander and Vere definitely would, Kuras and Mhin probably not..what about Ais? I'm stuck between yes he would and no he'll probably be buddies with them but then again its Ais so like what
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thenovelartist · 1 year
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Marius: MC, you don't want some Lukewarm guy, you've Vyn there and done that. Ar-time is almost up, so you might as well say Mari"yes". Luke, Vyn, And Artem:... Luke: I know where to get poison. Vyn: You can bury him in my backyard. Artem: I will defend both you in court. MC: Then let me marry him first so I have the money to bail you all out of jail. Marius: ... why do you all hate me?
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elystelleven · 3 months
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I imagine a modern AU scenario where Vanilla is invited by Strawberry Crepe to play some video games and is interested to buy some for him and his wife, but the catch is that he is literally so. God. Awful. At almost every single genre there is to the point where it pisses Crepe off so the only kind of games he bought are farming sims. Just straight-up, farming sims. Not even a different kind of cozy game, though Crepe tried to gift him a few puzzle and rhythm-based ones just to add some variety to his selection, but it still isn't too effective because that old geezer sucks THAT bad.
(P.S. I'm not implying that farming or life sims are for losers I'm just saying that PV would definitely pour hours onto his Animal Crossing island or something)
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White Lily on the other hand... I imagine her having a bit more tech literacy than Vanilla somehow (being the smart one and working as a scientist and all) and is a literal god at puzzle and rhythm games for some unknown reason to the point where even her own husband and the other Ancients find her terrifying. Not a single breathing person knows how she reached that level of skill, and that's only the icing on the cake of how eccentric of a cookie she can be. That sopping wet cat...
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themundanedumpling · 3 months
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the urge to take Non and have him transmigrate to My School President Universe is so strong rn HE WOULD HAVE A SUPPORTIVE GROUP FRIENDS AND PROBABLY ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF CHINZILLA BAND AND THE BIGGEST OBSTACLE IN THEIR LIVES WOULD BE WINNING THE SINGING CONTEST
GOD TAKE NON'S PAIN DOUBLE IT AND GIVE IT TO POR AND THOSE STUPID IDIOTS
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anenlightenedwriter · 5 months
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If you were to ask me about a traumatized man, with a beard, brown eyes, brown hair, is usually one of the people left alive after a traumatic event, whose hair is scraggly in the lowest moments in his life, mostly sacrifices himself to save his loved ones, is a leader. I have two men in mind… one is 19-21, the other is 35-40 years old. Kaladin from Stormlight Archives and Odysseus from The Odyssey.
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mushroom-hoodie · 1 year
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NO BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN STEVE MEETS SUZIE??? WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS??? HE WOULD ADORE HER????
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egyptianfries · 2 years
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So I followed the try guys’ cheating scandal & since then have been recommended their content bc algorithms, but it just occurred to me that they have a full time fanbase, so naturally I looked up fanfiction, and there’s a lot of it!
Here’s how I think each of them finding out there’s fanfiction written about them went, based solely on my judgment & like 2 videos
Ned: Whaaaat! But I love my wife! *jacks off to his own fics when no one is watching*
Zach: Me? *squeak* thank you omg why would you do that. *intense blushing*
Eugene: Yeah I google my name, my boyfriend also read me some. It’s inspo for the bedroom.
Keith: *self doubt* why? Is it about my mouth? How tall I am? THEY THINK I’M GOOD LOOKING? *genuine shock* thank u so much
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mygwenchan · 2 months
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Random shower thought I just had: What if they pull a Supernatural's Chucky on us?
As in, what if Nuth is the author of Playboyy? The one who came up with the whole story?
I'm thinking back to the "invisible hand" text that was plastered all over him in one of the previous episodes.
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What is the invisible hand if not the author's hand who writes the story? He is the invisible force who holds all the strings together and decides the characters fates.
We also know that the script Nuth finished in ep10 contains a self-insert. So Nuth has written himself into his story, just like we now also have a "Nuth" character in the series.
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Then we have Nant's clip that was filed in the "Research" folder on Nuth's laptop...
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Idk, does this make sense? 😂
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wanderneverlost · 2 months
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What if:
Omega is found by Ventress before she and Crosshair splits?!?!?
What if Ventress offers to help Crosshair get to the rest of the squad and offers to teach/ protect Omega?!?!?
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seathesee · 1 year
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i need someone to make an edit of the egg families to rebecca sugar’s “love like you” immediately
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I swear even if this person was high, I think they made a point
Sunshine twins!!
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What if Brittany really lick his head???
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jaydenundercover11 · 5 months
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What If..
ok, so idk if someone has alr thought of this or if its just me.I also dk if there is a music video thingy for ballad of a homeschooled girl but if there is: oh well, if there isnt: ideas! So basically i thought of this in the shower, but what if right? On the first "i broke a glass, tripped and fell, told secrets i shouldent tell, stumbled all over my words, made it weird and made it worse" verse, its all olivia doing said things, THEN, on the second one after the new one between it, what if in between olivia doing things its random people. for example, when it goes, "i broke a glass" its olivia dropping a glass, but then for tripped and fell it zooms into a person in the background or on the side tripping and falling, and then sorta repeats in that kinda pattern, showing that these things happen to everyone but appear a lot worse happening to us? sry if this diesnt make sense it was rushed but i hope u kinda like the idea!
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thatonezodiacfan · 3 months
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D:
So like star butterfly would be *22* (i think) as of 2024….i can’t handle this
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Sorry if people don’t like this opinion of mine but I’m glad that there were no survivors of the execution on July 17th 1918. If one of the family members survived and the rest didn’t, it would probably be heartbreaking because NAOTMAA were a close, tight knit family and did almost everything together. They loved each other so much. If there was a survivor then they would’ve gone through LOADS of emotional trauma. They literally witnessed their family get murdered. I would not want to remember that for the rest of my life.
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