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tiredbitchposts · 1 year
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The funniest part abt cumplane (besides the shipname of course) is that i genuinely believe that they would have good sex if they ever hooked up but they would be so fucking mad about it
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Forget Nonbinary, I'm a Gender Bender from the Gender Nation
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hmshermitcraft · 4 months
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This ask is suggestive! I'm considering this my official first attempt of a more horny ask. Also I am basing this off of that time Mumbo barked on Secret Life.
Mumbo's first bark was, in Bdubs's words, Pathetic: a quiet "...Rurf" and nothing else. That... Needed to change.
So Martyn and Timmy got to work with 'training' him. It's simple: learn to "speak" through repetition. He'll get alot of praise; if he's really good, he'll even get a "treat"
Mumbo learnt a bit about himself that night:
1) that a collar and leash look good on him
2) Martyn can be a little bitey at times
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He does now have (in his words) a quite fearsome bark!
The downside is that he still can't do it in public, because now all he thinks of is Martyn and Jimmy and treats... All that hard work for nothing!
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farabruh · 2 months
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I kinda like Deniz/Raban tbh
I see them more like besties anyway, but I think they would make a cute cool guy/nerd couple
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halfelven · 10 months
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saw someone argue that writing about child abuse was wrong and anyone who did or even read about it ‘secretly liked it’ because why else would they think about it that much? and then go on to say you can’t argue that the book is fiction because ‘child abuse is real’ and… like in that case almost nothing would be fiction. theft exists so reading robin hood is a crime* etc.
a fictional story is ‘real’ because the topics are real. i would love to bring that up in one of my classes ngl. what at that point would define fictionality?
this post brought to you by Insomnia
*not that i think theft is necessarily wrong but that’s not the point of this post
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I swear even if this person was high, I think they made a point
Sunshine twins!!
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What if Brittany really lick his head???
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heyitsmejona · 1 year
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“I love this gun!”
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alexa-santi-author · 6 months
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My tiny contribution to the gender discourse On Here…
I’m setting up a new Gmail account and I kind of love their gender options.
- Female
- Male
- Rather not say
- Custom
So congratulations to my friends and acquaintances who have chosen to customize their gender. 😂
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quillianfeather · 1 year
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I'm drawing pokemon atm and like, quaquaval’s head looks like a bowling pin .-.; like bro pls-
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Spot the difference: Queer pokemon burd edition
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littldoctor · 8 months
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Doctor Who - S2E2 - Tooth and Claw
Where in the whole universe would you find a show with a time lord and a human discussing the English royal family being werewolves if it wasn't here?
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spyhop · 2 years
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I KIDN OF WANT TO LIST THAT I AM AN INTROJECT ON MY CARRD OR SOMETHING BUT LIKE NOBODY IS ENTITLED TO THAT INFORMATION. KILL YOURSELF
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meret118 · 2 years
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cryingabtab · 2 years
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don’t be cruel
to a heart that’s true
i don’t want no other love
baby it’s just you i’m thinkin’ of
mMMmMmmM
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ladamania · 3 months
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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion
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luminixx · 3 months
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“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.
this is lowkey so unserious don't kill me. it's a reference to all that stuff about his mother that I am seeing.
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littlelightfish · 16 days
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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
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Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
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In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
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