#ro blogging

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Elladan and Elrohir challenged Legolas to 1 rock climbing competition, and have since resolved to never do that again.

Have you ever seen how fast professional, competitive, rock climbers race up those rock walls? Legolas climbs like that.

It’s largely due to the fact that silvans clamber and sprint through the tree branches of their forests and are very used to launching themselves up into trees from the ground floor. So they have a lot of upper body strength and agility.

Meanwhile, while the noldo and sinda elves are no slauches, it’s simply not their area of expertise as they usually fight and move on the ground floor.

So yea, Legolas is an absolute spider moneky and easily destroyed the twins in a rock climbing competition.

It should be noted that legolas absolutely will climb all over Rivendell, much to everyone’s awe and confusion bc how tf did he get there???

Legolas also taught areen the basics.

The first time arwen managed to climb her way up to the roof of a building from the outside, everyone almost had a heart attack, except for celebrian and legolas, who were to busy laughing.

#silvans are spider monkeys #legolas: PARKOUR! #except he actually succeeds #arwen is his unofficial apprentice #legolas: *sees the lowkey secism Arwen faces* #legolas: *imma teach you how ro pull one over them* #i realize i lowkey bully the twins on my blog #dw i love them but they’re such easy targets #lord of the rings #lotr #lotr elves #the hobbit #legolas #silvans

[ohmyenjolrass]

the way i SWOON every single time i hear ben fankhauser singing "a regular beat for our star reporter!" in king of new york.

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

#this is slowly becoming a newsies blog btw #ro watches movies #ro likes musicals #newsies #newsies 2017 #davey jacobs #ben fankhauser

[l3viat8an]

Imagine the demon brothers' reaction to an MC who usually dresses very modestly, but decides to wear an revealing outfit for a special event of some sort! (Maybe Diavolo's birthday party?)

Levi would literally lose his mind, the poor boy 💀

Meanwhile Asmo... he's having thoughts. VERY unholy thoughts.

By the way, I love your work so much. Going through your blog is the perfect way to unwind after a long day 💗

Levi can’t form a coherent sentence….just give him time to cool down lol

Asmo is having very fun~ thoughts and trying to get you into suggestive positions to take a few photos (just for himself ofc~)

Satan and Belphie take turns teasing you just a bit~ (they can help it you look to good not to-) just glare at them and they’ll stop. Tho they give you just as many genuine compliments~

Mammon has turned into your personal hype man, telling you how amazing your outfit looks and how perfect it is on ya!!! (he wants to see you in revealing clothes more often lol)

Beel is drooling over you can’t take his eyes off of your for a second. You look even better then the buffet lol

Lucifer makes sure to tell you softly when only you can hear him, exactly how much he loves your outfit and you~

Honestly tho all of them make sure to complement you at ever opportunity, after all to them you’re always perfect~ this is just a treat~!

#and thank you anon 😭 #you’re too sweet <333 #I’m glad my blog is comforting!!!!! #anon! #obey me! #obey me poly reader #< kinda #obey me brothers x reader #obey me #om! #om! x poly reader #obmswd x poly reader #obey me suggestive #om! suggestive #ro rambles

[physically-bloody-medibot]

[Mmph?]

DANK-KE FOR THE CRAYON, MEIN FREUND!! I DREW US TOGEZER!! JOY-YOUS!!

#tf2 #proto #ask proto #physically xyz mercs #ask blog #medibot oc #emotionally xyz mercs #team fortress 2 #team fortress #the ro

[delancydevinsmommyissues]

The island princess is like the only time i've enjoyed a plotline resembling a love triangle.

Like you have 2 characters with feelings for one another, but bc of the circumstances, feel like they can't be together/dont deserve each other, and the person who one of them has been told they should want to be with and is also trapped by the narrative is their no. 1 supporter, bc they know two pining idiots when they see them.

like ugh that's literally the best part of the movie for me so i dislike when people try to just make the island princess about tika hate

#thank you mattel for not making luciana a bitch to ro and antonio. you reset my brain chemistry as a wee one #princess luciana #this blog may have a delancy url but it is a luciana stan account #also im very neutral on tika. like i wont actively hate her but im not gonna defend her either #barbie the island princess #barbie movies #i need this but make it very gay. bc outside of royalty idk how you could make it straight(see the tweet about the ballerina & emt book)

[candiewrapper]

how do side blogs work? I'm thinking of making one for 18+ followers for art i'm not comfortable posting here, idk if there's anything I need to keep in mind

edit: everyone is so nice!! thank you for explaining it to me, gonna make a side blog for some of my other art! :3

#sorry still learning how this app works LOL #mostly want ro make sure art on that blog doesnt show on this one

[kerubimcrepin]

Live-read: "Julith et Jahash" - Part 2

Ohhh this will take me 20 years to get through due to me not knowing French. Pain.

He doesn't want to go...

There is a test called Kramdam. People, — young huppermages, — are selected randomly for it, and it is an honor, seemingly. But I do wonder what it entails.

(I also wonder if,,, if Joris, perhaps, had to go through whatever it is. God I can't wait to know more.)

He can hardly cast a single spell...? I love you, Jahash. I love you a lot.

"I'M A HUPPERNOBODY" and i'm going to die. If I write more fics about Joris's hupperangst, I am going to make him huppersay that.

The Jurgens have had 3-4 silly, silly generations of hupperangst.

I don't believe you. #BontaHatersGang #TheirUn-BeautifulNation

All guards are bastards btw. Including Keke, considering he used to be one.

:(

THEY SEND HUPPERMAGE KIDS TO DIE AND ADVISE THEM TO TELL GOODBYE TO THEIR LOVED ONES?!?!?!??!?!

Imagine Kerubim and Joris in this situation. Haha. Haha. Haha. Haha. :))))))

ha.

"I fucking hate Bonta AND I hate the huppermage academy and temple AND I hate——" (c) things both me, and 15-16yo Joris Jurgen would say.

This comic is making me so emotional and by that I mean I would [DATA EXPUNGED] the castle of Bonta with explosive devices.

"Your father was a [ableist slur ableist slur] and you look like an [ableist slur ableist slur] and I hate you both. Especially you, even though I've known you for 3 minutes. But you CAN'T return home. We are sending you to huppermage hunger games and I really hope you die there. KILL YOURSELF."

I am never going to take the huppermage academy seriously again after this. They're genuinely so fucking unspeakably cringe and evil.

For all the "I am going to commit vehicular manslaughter on everyone in the huppermage academy (to avenge the babygirls (the entire Jurgen family))", I do wanna point out that it's cool, how the comic transitions from full colour style to manga, after Jahash drinks the recall potion.

#ro liveblogs dofus #dofus #wakfu #krosmoz #joris jurgen #julith-et-jahash #I will keep tagging joris for my blog's organisation sake. I think the fact that huppermages are this evil is useful info to know #for all joris fans. he must have been so miserable in this environment. no wonder he only fights using a log. #no wonder he shapes waven's bonta into a militaristic dictatorship (to make things better and Change Society. yaaay...)

[spoopy-nevermore-dump]

Nevermore Tumblr is being so foul about annabel lmao whoreabel Lee real

#due to me being 18 and wanting ro keep my blog relatively pg-15 (is that the age or it it 13 ive seen both?) i will not join the chaos #though if you are 18+ i guess you can try to dm me?? idk i just dont wanna talk in front of minors if thats the directionthe convo takes #nevermore webtoon

[airenyah]

@swabianhotpocket tagged me to make this picrew and post the last song I listened to

well, here's the picrew:

as for my last song i listened to?

uh.

well.

okay.

uhm.

it was this one. if you know, you know. and if you grew up in a german speaking country in the 2000s, you will know. bye.

(not posting a spotify screenshot because i think for those people who Know it will be funnier if they don't immediately see what song it is lmao)

anyway, i'm tagging @gaym3bo1 as a thank you for so kindly putting that song on my dash last night

in addition i'm tagging: @newyearknwwme @killiru @moonkhao @dimplesandfierceeyes @cornflowershade

#you know when i first saw that maultasche had tagged me i thought the last song was gonna be joong's new ost for ploy's yearbook #bc i was in the middle of watching the new ep when i saw the tag and i was planning on watching the mv afterwards #which would have made the song my last listened to one #which would have already been quite amusing bc it would have been perfectly on brand for the current state of my blog #however this? is infinitely funnier #so i'm posting this now before i go listen to any other song lmao #tag game #I HAVE THE SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN GODDAMMIT RO #iconic tho. iconic

[shilo-bathory]

i love chip jrwi so much he holds such a special place in my heart cause he’s grown so so much i’ve rthe past 100 episodes… from being a shallow kinda selfish bitch and kinda being pathetic in the beginning to this baddass captain who’s truest happy place is everyone else being happy and with him??? (plus arlin of course) like augh. i love him.

#imma squish him #ros talks #jrwi #jrwi riptide #chip jrwi #this is a sneeg themed blog but i will always and forever be a chip stan

[lindonwald]

3 mimir?

#hetalia #aph greece #aph bulgaria #aph romania #hws greece #hws bulgaria #hws romania #doodle #welcome to my art blog where I never finish anything #THIS IS SO MESSY but tbh the rendered version didn’t fit the vibe #maybe it’s because I’m bad at rendering LMAO #this is suppose to be vaguely ottoman times haha #bul on babysitting duty #I feel like greece would be easy to take care of #ro is the one giving everyone a run for their money hahaha especially bul #intj and enfp personalities haha #DOES ANYONE EVEN READ THESE

[l3viat8an]

Omg so- I got introduced to Beyonces song “Don’t Hurt Yourself”, and she practically growls her anger in it (it’s so good).

And it made me think, what if a sweet, kind, patient, maybe ven motherly MC just has enough and just snapped like that.

I feel like the boys would be different levels of proud they’re finally expressing their anger and “oh, i didn’t expect that to be hot”

(Also I have a confession- I was 🥀 anon- I did that for a while because I was new and shy to tumblr LOL)

It’s such a good song omgggg

And like the switch from a kind, sweet, motherly MC to hearing them that mad- oh the reactions would be so good!!!-

Socked faces and wide eyes watching MC- because the demon boys can’t believe it!! MC’s never, actually been that mad before and shown it so openly!!!—

‘n while actually seeing MC snap is definitely shocking- if the anger isn’t directed at him- or even if it is- I’m sure a few of the boys would absolutely find it so fucking hot!!- trying not to blush while MC’s yelling and going off- especially Satan, Lucifer, Asmo- (all of the boys to a point-)

#and that was you???- #holy- #tho I completely understand being new and shy- I still go on anon to talk to my favorite blogs helsjskhd #n e ways- I’ll stop rambling now- #ro rambles #moot mail! #obey me!

[inourselveswetrust]

MC five seconds after sleeping with August

cue that tiktok sound "oh my god oh my god why did you do that??"

#ro: august #wanderer505-blog

[danmeireader]

edit: found in the replies!!

there's a trans sy fic i've been trying and failing to find and its driving me nuts

i know it's by an author who has at least one other highly-kudosed fic, that's probably how i found it. in the fic, sj was actually transmasc which sy was shocked about upon transmigrating. then after the alliance sy starts going out dressed as a woman, totally for "disguise practice" to evade binghe, and not because of any gender feelings! this of course doesn't work, and bingqiu have a happy ending, with sy (either vaguely or fully, can't remember) coming out as transfem

does anyone know the fic?

#ro talks #svsss #bingqiu #shen yuan #im not sure if i should ask the bq ficrec blog since they havent posted in so long #this is my fave trans sy fic along with the nyy!sy one ❤️

[blood-choke]

hi! i have a question, but before that i just wanted to thank you for giving such amazing sapphic rep in both of your games. as someone who's sapphic (Im a bi girlie) I'm always a little bit disappointed when the female sapphic characters are given not as much thought even when it comes to both female gender locked ros and the female/nb counterparts of gender selectable characters in comparison to the male characters/male counterparts of gender selectable characters in other ifs. i absolutely adore both of your games and the fact that you take such great care with each of the characters' identities, even if they share the same sexuality or gender, they express their gender and sexuality in different ways and i also love the stud rep with hana. And I love that your gender selectable ros in tnp present in a similar way regardless of gender, yet there are still differences in the way that they express it or experience it. my first language isn't English so if i get any terminology wrong please lmk. ❤️

as for my question I was wondering what your thoughts were regarding sapphic ros in IF. do you think gender selectability could be used in a better way to explore a characters' identity in some circumstances. i am curious as to what you think regarding gender locked and gender selectability especially regarding to female/nb ros. i always love to hear your thoughts on different topic so i thought i would ask. ❤️❤️

thank you so much! 💗 now, get ready for a really long-winded response!

honestly, my opinion on genderselectable ROs tends to fluctuate. it's kinda a love/hate relationship, hahaha. there are a lot of games that i think do a fine job handling it, and overall i prefer having the option as a lesbian because typically we don't… get sapphic/gay female characters… like, at all.

now for my controversial opinion: i don't really think most of these female genderselectable characters are actually sapphic. they're just playersexual. and this goes for the opposite, as well, for the male versions. they're not gay or bi they're just playersexual. genderselectable characters can only work if the author is willing to make an effort & flesh out both/all versions of a character as well as acknowledge their sexuality. if one version of the character is meant to be a bisexual woman, then you should be writing her as a bisexual woman. unfortunately i'm sad to say i've seen more than one author publicly admit that this is "too much work," but i suppose i can commend them for being honest about it…

it's been interesting to see this kind of stuff in the IF tag recently. for a while it seemed like we were actually moving more towards favoring genderlocked characters, with set sexualities, and then suddenly it feels like we've ended up in a worse spot than we used to be. i see some really egregious gender essentialism with some genderselectable ROs, down to even their sense of fashion and tattoos changing so the female version can be more feminine and dainty. it's very bizarre, and i really, really do not like it.

i don't necessarily think it's a bad thing for selectable characters to be different. it makes sense in some cases, like if you had a character that was gender nonconforming in all variations. it would make sense that their clothes would be different and their experiences would be different. i even think it can be interesting to explore how certain characters are affected differently by society because of their gender. if you had a character like Lea that existed in a misogynistic society like ours, their experience as a butch would be very different from their experience as a masculine trans man or androgynous nb person… and they would also share a lot of similar experiences, too! but this is not what i usually see. it's usually just… woman: wears pink, is shorter and skinnier, has long hair. man: wears blue, is big and muscular, has short hair. nonbinary (if there even is a nb variation): thin and androgynous artbreeder mashup of the other two. and then in every other aspect they are the same. unfortunately, that's as far as some authors are willing to take it. the rare times i do see someone add in differences it's always just the female version experiencing some form of misogyny that her male counterpart does not, with very little elaboration or reflection.

i don't really think i need to explain why that kind of characterization is a problem.

i do think there is a lot of potential with the gender selection mechanic. i've tried to do something interesting with Lea, and i like to think i've been successful with it. but in my honest opinion, if you want to write a story about gay and/or sapphic characters, you should just genderlock them. for one, the IF audience at large is always going to favor the male version of your character. that is just a fact. if your only female or nb characters are selectable, they will be erased by the wider IF audience. i know this sounds kind of cynical, but this is my honest opinion & my experience as someone who has been involved in this community for almost four years now.

i think if you are someone who is setting out with the intention of writing a sapphic RO, you are doing them a disservice by making them genderselectable. just genderlock them! you may get people that complain, but they can suck it up or go play something else. and i don't think i need to tell you this but just to be clear, genderlocking gay or trans characters is not the same as a game with an all straight or all cis cast. it just simply is not. cis, straight, & white people are already considered the "default." most games already cater to this demographic. it is not the same to genderlock or even lock your characters race or ethnicity to something other than cis, straight, or white. cis, straight, white people are not a minority. you are not underrepresented. there are millions of games out there for you to play. & it's irritating when people pretend like someone getting upset at the exclusion of gay people (or any other minority, for that matter) from a game is somehow comparable to another game "excluding" straight people (or white people, or cis people). arguing this is just blatantly ignoring the reality of our misogynistic, racist, homophobic & transphobic society. again, straight people are not underrepresented. you are automatically included in almost everything except the gay media that gay people create themselves.

gay women especially are repeatedly left out of IF. unless you want to go read yuri VNs (which, no offense, but little anime girls are entirely sexless to me. i do not feel represented by feminine, bug-eyed little anime girls) you're pretty much shit out of luck. there are very few lesbian ROs out there, fewer gnc women, almost no butches and definitely no studs that i've seen in this specific tumblr/cog IF space.

so all of this to say, if you do really want to make your characters genderselectable, then just take your time with it. really think about how their gender may change their experiences within the world of your game. does it change anything at all? maybe not. there does not need to be a drastic difference at all if it's not applicable. don't loop back around into gender essentialism. but you should still think about it, and consider what the gender selectable mechanic can offer as a narrative and characterization tool.

what is my plan for this character? what am i trying to accomplish with them and their story? does making them genderselectable add to that narrative or does it hinder it? how can i explore the potential differences between these versions of this character without falling into and reinforcing harmful stereotypes? how does their sexuality impact their experience? i think these are some of the questions authors should ask themselves when deciding if they want to make their characters genderselectable.

#it's so hard to talk about it bc i DO like the gender selection mechanic #but i dislike the way its typically used #a lot of people just use it for brownie points/to catch a wider audience #but then dont put in any work to actually earn those brownie points or keep that audience #and to be completely frank i just don't respect that mindset #if someone is going to make their characters genderselectable and claim theyre all bisexual then i want to fucking see it on the page #not just in asks on their blog #not just in the lamest way possible where this RO is a girl now cus she has long hair and is feminine and uses she/her #no i want her to be a bisexual woman!!! i want to SEE that in the text #and if that's 'too much work' then just dont bother #genderlock them one way or the other #anyways. sorry i have a lot of opinions about this LOL #ask #anonymous

[shallowseeker]

evil parallel

sam making his prisoner rowena kill her surrogate son in order to get his caretaker/brother back/healed

chuck egging dean to kill his surrogate son and promising to bring his mom back

#sam #rowena #oskar #chuck #sam chuck parallels #oops this was supposed to go on the bad rant blog #my bad #enjoy #rowena likes sam’s cruelty #it’s a type of security #they’d kill each other for their own motives and they like that about each other #she likes his ruthlessness for his fam tbh #dean still couldn’t do it at that point not even for mary #but sam and cas could #they are more ruthless #and rowena is attracted to both omg ro!!!!