#roast neil

[stick-ball]

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#i tried i really tried #thought i would be in a better mood posting this but we cant have nice things lol #Anyway #AS PROMISED #nora sakavic #the one and only #the riko roast #emoji edition #aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #neil josten #aftg meme #tfc meme #neil josten meme #riko roast meme

[kevindayscrown]

"Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless Daddy Issues™️ all the time."

My man Neil really said, "I'm dragging you down with me," with no hesitation. He made up a whole lie just to spite Riko, and I think that's beautiful.

#all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #neil josten #kevin day #the raven king #the kings men #riko moriyama #the great riko roast

[ninyard]

I know Seth’s existence is a controversial topic because he’s so widely disliked but just think about it for a second. I think Seth would’ve grown to like Neil if he hadn’t been killed.

Like. Blood in the locker. Seth would laugh so hard and everyone would be like dude…stop laughing this is serious and he’s standing there like???? Are you KIDDING ME??? Neil is covered in BLOOD and turns out he’s lying about his age and probably so much more and you expect me NOT to laugh?

Neil’s lies would be so amusing to him. Him fighting Riko would be his favourite thing ever. Like in tfc he was so intrigued by Neil roasting Riko on TV, he literally wished he had went with them just so he could’ve witnessed it. I think Neil’s attitude would make Seth laugh so hard because he’s unintentionally bratty and argumentative and he literally can’t keep himself out of trouble. I’m not saying they’d be friends but I think he would love that little striker with an attitude problem that’s all!

#rip Seth you would’ve loved the Riko roast #he would walk around saying you know #I get it #all the time #just a thought #Neil josten #Seth Gordon #aftg #tfc #all for the game #the foxhole court #seth would probably call him Nathaniel every now and again just to piss him off after TKM #mine

[bookburners]

I don’t think the upperclassmen see Neil as sad and traumatized as much as they see him as a feral but deadly cat or chihuahua that they fed a couple times and is now theirs forever.

#I mean their introduction to him was him yelling at KEVIN IN FRONT OF ANDREW! #Then booking it out of there like the debt collector knocked. #And Kevin had coached them for the past year so you know this man was a stupid hero in their minds #they watched the Riko roast #and the Riko Roast 2.0 more faster more furious #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #neil josten #the upperclassmen #dan wilds #matt boyd #renee walker #allison reynolds

[mineyardjostenrivalry]

You know I get it.

#let’s make this a chain post #everyone know this iconic sentence #so just reblogg and add the next sentence that comes after whatever sentence you just reblogged #im extremely bad at explaining #but you know what I mean I’m sure of it #let’s just create this entire speech with rebloggs #aftg #all for the game #mutuals #aftg fandom #neil josten #andrew minyard #andriel #aftg riko #Riko roast #you know i get it

[kevindavidday]

in honour of tsc i bring back one of my favorite jean moments aka his reaction to the riko roast

#man literally saw neil and said 'what the hell is this???????' #he was appalled #ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ #i wanna know what he was thinking soooo bad #i want to read his mind #nora pls #GOD SAVE U BOTH YOU USELESS FOOLS #his reaction to the riko roast was to give a kevneil roast of his own #i love u jean moreau #aftg #tfc #neil josten #kevin day #all for the game #tsc #the sunshine court #jean moreau #the foxhole court

[boxedfoxess]

I’ve seen people talk about it how the first moment Andrew felt something about Neil was when he roasted Riko on live tv but tbf I think everyone on the team fell in love with him at that moment

#he roasted riko while in a fancy outfit #with makeup on #literally fine asf #all for the game #the foxhole court #neil josten #andrew minyard #kevin day #riko moriyama

[dan-i-am21]

“You Know I Get It”

#all for the game #neil josten #the foxhole court #the raven king #andrew minyard #the kings men #aftg #andrew x neil #kevin day #dan wilds #alison reynolds #Renee walker #riko roast #you know i get it #Neil being an absolute savage #matt boyd #nicky hemmick #aaron minyard

[crystalmethsthings]

Neil: *roasts Riko*

Riko: isn’t ur dad a literal axe murderer

Neil: what? are you upset that my dad spent eight years looking for me while urs doesn’t even know you exist?

Riko:

Jean:

Literally everyone else sitting at the table:

#this is what happened in the Riko roast scene #we support Neil being a problematic king #Riko being salty because Neil’s dad looked for him even when he was in JAIL #we’re gonna ignore why Nathan was looking for Neil in the first place #Neil: did ur dad even show up for ur birth #Riko: *butthurt* #I bet Riko’s MOTHER didn’t even show up for his birth #like dr doofenshmirtz #Riko Moriyama is a bitch #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #neil josten #tfc #aftg hc #aftg headcanon #the raven king #aftg incorrect quotes #tkm #trk #aftg trilogy #the king's men #incorrect aftg #riko moriyama

[petermorwood]

Parsnip soup - the garnish recommended by Terry Pratchett for adding character to a beloved copy of "Good Omens"...

...has appeared in a couple of posts, first here and then, when @dduane decided to make some, here.

She didn't use any of the recipes I'd posted but literally cooked up something slightly different off the cuff, and it is (trending rapidly to was) delicious!

Full info on DD's blog here. It's not so much a recipe as an illustrated step-by-step.

*****

NB, that post doesn't mention, because her IBS meant she didn't include, the chopped half onion and two minced cloves of garlic sautéed in smoked-roast-bacon fat which I added to my batch. It's just fine without them, but IMO is even better with, if non-dodgy digestion permits.

*****

Parsnips and carrots over here are, as her post says, all too often mashed, one of the great culinary non-delights of my childhood. They're frequently sold together for that purpose, either raw or pre-cooked...

...and it's a pleasure to find them specifically meant for roasting...

...though I can handle a peeler, a knife and a selection of seasonings well enough not to need to buy them like this.

The soup was sampled two ways, first in its basic form as roasted veggies and roasted smoked belly pork...

...cut into spoon-size pieces and simmered in a light but quite spicy broth (there was a fumble when shaking on the chillis!)

After that DD made flour-and-butter dumplings (Middle Kingdoms style) which absorbed some broth and made the soup a bit thicker.

Both, as I've already said, are - soon to be were - very good indeed.

10 / 10, will make again.

#food and drink #parsnip soup #parsnips #roasted parsnips #roasted bacon #dumplings #Neil Gaiman #GNU Terry Pratchett #Good Omens novel

[stick-ball]

The curse of Neil Josten. He said please though!

#aftg #all for the game #tfc #the foxhole court #neil josten #the riko roast #aftg meme #tfc meme #neil abram josten #nathaniel wesninski #neil josten meme

[iratatin]

AFTG Tweets🫡

I think I'm funny

#aftg #all for the game #nora sakavic #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #andreil #neil josten #tsc #aaron minyard #kevin day #the foxes #the raven king #all the kings men #the sunshine court #im of the believe Neil just rampantly roasts people on twitter #and Andrew doesn't wanna be there #rip Aaron he's just tryna exist

[constantly-questioning-reality]

a random person on the street: you know–

me: *trying to keep myself from adding the riko roast*

#aftg #all for the game #neil josten #the foxhole court #the raven king #the king's men #aftg fandom #andrew minyard #andreil #palmetto state foxes #the foxes #kevin day #aaron minyard #nicky hemmick #dan wilds #matt boyd #renee walker #allison reynolds #riko moriyama #the riko roast #you know I get it #I have one friend that has read all for the game #and each time I so much as think I hear 'you know' #I have to finish it #aftg fanfic #aftg irl #aftg memes #aftg textpost #aftg shitpost #aftg trilogy

[emry-stars-art]

When the guy you’re desperately trying not to crush on even though he refuses to speak to you anymore tears into the homophobic pastor on campus and it is, against all your better judgement, kinda hot

(More modern college au floaty ideas)

#i dunno how necessary this scene actually is #but i had fun writing it #even though neil josten roasts are so hard to write bc im not actually witty #😭 #its fine were fine #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #modern college au #how did i draw a neil that looks so little like neil #this is the least neil-looking neil ive drawn in so long #what is happening

[wannabewriterlol]

My biggest flex is that I have memorized the entire Riko roast, and when all for the game gets turned into an anime I will be able to recite it as monologue for theatre.

#still manifesting #it will happen we just have to believe #andrew minyard #neil josten #the foxhole court #the raven king #aaron minyard #kevin day #the foxes #all the kings men #dan wilds #allison reynolds #riko roast #renee walker #matt boyd

[thespineoftherighteous]

how how did Neil look someone dead in the face and say "Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time" in a room full of people Neil Josten the legend you are

#it's such a bonkers line #perhaps the bonkersest line of the whole Riko roast #aftg #neil josten #mine aftg