#robot!mumbo

[nonhumanhermitheadcanons]

idea. mumbo and tango are robots. Mumbo doesn't know he's a robot. Tango's watching him like, how do you not know?

A series of incidents that's making Tango slowly lose his sanity everytime he has to talk to Mumbo:

Mumbo: I think I might have eczema? I keep noticing my skin going weird colours so I'm looking into creams for it.

Tango, in disbelief: It's literally rust???? When's the last time you had your joints replaced???

Mumbo: Ha, could you imagine if humans could rust! That's a good point though, maybe it's an allergy to one of the new metals. I'll look for a lotion.

-

During 'Moon Big'.

Mumbo: Yeah, I think the moon's messing up my sleep.

Tango: Yep, sleep cycles are glitching out. Might want to recharge and recalibrate.

Mumbo, knowing that Tango is a robot: 'Huh, yeah, that is one way to describe what happens to people who don't sleep, isn't it?'

Tango's just -___-

-

Mumbo: My eyesight's been kinda fuzzy lately, I might need to get glasses

Tango: You just need to recalibrate your eyes, the focus got messed up in the update. Doc, Iskall, and I had to calibrate.

Mumbo: Hey, that's a really clever metaphor! Are there other robot phrases you use?

Tango: No I'm trying to be literal here-

- alternatively-

Mumbo: My eyesight's been really fuzzy lately, and I keep seeing those little floating things in my vision? I think I need a sight test.

Tango: Just wipe your eyes, man. You've got fingerprints all over your lenses.

A sleep-deprived/desperately needs to recharge Mumbo: hahah yeah what?

So yes. He's driving Tango a little insane. Tango has no idea how he's managed to survive this long without anybody doing maintenance on him. He's pretty convinced somebody must be, secretly, but he's never caught them.

#hermitcraft headcanon #hermitcraft #mumbojumbo #tangotek #robot!tango #robot!mumbo

[whydoflyingspidersbe]

Someone in my robotics event named their robot grumbot and they started talking about mustaches so i'm pretty sure it was intentional. will ipdate with how well they are doing once i am sure it is a reference.

#frc #first robotics #mumbo jumbo #grian #hermitcraft #grumbot

[uselessthebroccoli]

"Average MCYT has 3 robot children" factoid actually just statistical error. Robots Grian, who has as many robotic children as there are universes and 1 robotic clone, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

#grumbo #technically #grian #mumbo #grianmc #mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft #npc grian #robo grian #npg #grumbot #jrumbot #grumbot prime #empires grumbot #spiders georg #robots grian

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Whenever I see human!Grumbots I hope in my heart out there, somewhere, in that universe, there's a human!NPG and RoboG that are kind of like the criminal adult siblings that sometimes come around and teach their younger brothers tax evasion

#grian #hermitcraft #mumbo jumbo #grumbo #waffle duo #hermit shipping #oli talks! #hermitshipping #grumbot #human grumbot #(mentioned) #npc grian #npg #robot Grian #RoboGrian #RoboG

[kiwinatorwaffles]

ra ra rasputin mumbo jumbo sex machine

#sorry about the caption . #hermitcraft #mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft mumbo #hc mumbo #hermitblr #kiwi’s scribbles #robot mumbo jumbo

[aceforwhatevenisthis]

assorted hermit doodles

close-ups under the cut

#still trying my hand at their designs #i love how doc and grian came out tho #i think im getting better at mumbo's hair but this particular design is probably a more relaxed fit for him #poor doc listen i see robotic characters i HAVE to see them literally break it's a requirement #ace draws #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s10 #docm77 #grian #grian fanart #docm77 fanart #mumbo jumbo #mumbo jumbo fanart #hermitblr #artists on tumblr #digital art #doodles #sketches

[angelonasher]

Today i want to say thank you to mumbo jumbo for doing what he actually wants to do

to zedaph for being zedaph

to robot grian for his one episode of screentime

to grian for voicing npg

to xisuma for playing evil xisuma

to helsknight for rapping

to welsknight for rapping back

and to the youtube search bar for interpreting "xismavpoid sesaon 8" correctly

#i say words #hermitcraft #do i actually tag everyone here #shitpost #grian #zedaph #mumbo jumbo #npc grian #robot grian

[thursdaylast]

I finally got caught up on (some) Hermitcraft and I ADORE the Buttercups and their various Beasts

#grian #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft #rot draws #had a lot of fun with Bottercup #i know its a robot but man it looks like a Plant Beast

[ghoulbats]

who would win in a fight? a redstone genius and his super spy partner with their disguises, secret base and tnt loaded flying machines vs 3 guys in tie-dye outfits who keep eating their own poisonous cookies

#doc’s latest ep is possibly my favourite thing ever #ik i’m underselling mumbo grian and scar but their robot destroyed exactly one (1) block on doc’s machine #their panic blocks saved them and i wouldn’t have it any other way #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s9 #grian #mumbo #goodtimeswithscar #docm77 #rendog

[martuzzio]

"...Who are you guys?"

"Trust me, you don't want to know."

Check out more Medieval 141 here

#call of duty #hermitcraft #medieval 141 #space outlaws #my art #call of duty ghost #call of duty soap #iskall85 #xisuma #tangotek #mumbo jumbo #grian #A CROSSOVER EVENT???? #I don't know what uniform Iskall and Mumbo are wearing but I hope they stole them #Also I tried adding pupils to Xisuma and Tango to make them look more human and it freaked me out so much I had to remove them #Xisuma with pupils is Wrong #Because yes as cool as it would be for the hermits to be the actual space outlaws in this crossover thing it really just makes no sense #Which is why Grian has the normal amount of eyes #Iskall doesn't have a robotic prosthetic #And Tango's ears aren't pointy even though you can't see them #My friend: I love that Ghost is always going to be Soap's shadow #Me: it's because he asked for no pickles

[solidwater05]

Hermitcraft Enjoyer spotted

Give me yuor Ramblings

(/nf ofc)

Yay!! Here's my nonhuman headcanons for everyone I watch!

Mumbo is an android! He's completely human-passing, he tends to do things the 'human way' (building things instead of modifying himself), and he has never ever mentioned that he's a robot, so everyone thinks that he's a really weird human. He does not know of human concepts like 'fear of death'. Nobody understands why he never got redstone poisoning despite his complete lack of PPE. It's just because he's not organic

Grian is a parrot avian ofc but he also gained cod-like traits when he started spending more time near the ocean. It happens

Gem was human at the start of the season, but she's an anglerfish hybrid now! Same reason as Grian

Doc being a creeper goat cyborg thing is canon so I'll share a little hc on his cybernetic enhancements. He can detect redstone signals! It allows him to locate problems with his machines without having to look around, saves a lot of time. A side effect of this is that he knows that Mumbo is an android because he can detect his redstone!

Etho is a phantom hybrid! He needs very little sleep and he still manages to be sleep deprived. He doesn't use fire res potions to protect himself from the sun, instead he wears his clothes over his wings. He says that it works perfectly, so why would he change it?

Tango. blaze. we all know this one. He doesn't take any special precautions around water. In fact, he forgets that water is a thing until it starts raining and then he screams really loud about it

Pearl is a shapeshifting salmon! She enjoys her human form, but she will correct anyone who calls her a human because she's actually a fish

Joel is a moth hybrid. Yes, he does like lights. Just look at his base!

Well Cub being a vex isn't exactly a headcanon is it. Specifically I hc that he used to be human and became a vex later on, while Scar was born a vex! (the cannibalism is unrelated to this. there's just something wrong with him)

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft headcanons #mumbo jumbo #robot mumbo #grian #avian grian #geminitay #anglerfish gem #docm77 #ethoslab #phantom etho #tangotek #blaze tango #pearlescentmoon #salmon pearl #smallishbeans #moth joel #cubfan135 #vex cub #so many tags... #ice speaks #ask tag goes here #anon ask #i might make pearl an enderman for the life series because. ender pearl #hello hermitblr. i am new here please don't kill me /silly

[nonhumanhermitheadcanons]

What does redstone poisoning do?

WARNING for body horror elements. The worst of it is below the cut.

The poisoning takes shape differently for everyone. It slowly replaces you, taking over your body till you are a part of the machine. Before redstone was known to be a toxin, it was used in all sorts of household items. Fortunately, it's not toxic if you don't come in direct contact with the dust. Which is only fortunate for those who don't...

There are preventative measures that can be taken. Avoiding contact with the dust directly by making sure skin is covered by gloves. Goggles can prevent any getting into the eyes, and a mask prevents it from invading the respiratory system. As well as drinking more water and washing yourself off after contact. There's been PSAs over the dangers over time, but they came too late for those who discovered those dangers to begin with.

The first symptoms are often small. Blood that seems brighter than usual, or maybe glitters. Joints that feel stiff, or skin that's hard when pressed down on. Players often suffer nausea or headaches as their body attempts to fight off the poison. At this stage, it can be treated. Many of the hermits, in fact, helped pioneer these treatments. But their experience came at a cost.

Doc: when he received his cybernetics he had to go through a whole process of Redstone safety when it can access your bloodstream. Thankfully, due to the fact he's a creeper and needs very different minerals than human players, he can get away with more Redstone in his system than anyone else. It's a necessary evil, so he'll pretend those wires don't seem to be a tiny bit longer than when they were first installed...

Mumbo: Having come in contact with redstone at such a young age, Mumbo became an example of the dangers. His veins pulse red and glow an ambient light. His eyes reflect light in the dark as if he were something entirely inhuman. His skin crumbles like dust, leaving behind scrapes which glitter with the dust. He's found himself reacting to sculk sensors, and severely affected by lag, sometimes causing his movements to rubber band or repeat.

Tango: He was one of the first players to work with redstone, making watches and clocks. Similar to Mumbo, he used no protection at all. So the poisoning slowly replaced him, until he was encased in metal. It was too risky to try and remove the poison at the stage, so with Tango's consent, they chose to work with what they had. He's now adapted to work with the redstone, which Tango thinks is pretty cool. He does make sure Zed is always wearing his protection, though.

Etho: Despite Etho's history with redstone, the only thing outwardly changed is his eye. No, Etho's symptoms run deep. They're only revealed when he's injured, and doesn't bleed at all. Instead, looking into the wound will reveal the mangled wires and components, twitching and pulsing. Etho's found his connection with redstone is so strong, now, that he can sense it sometimes beneath the surface.

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft headcanons #hermitblr #redstone #redstone poisoning #Tango tek #Robot Tango #Mumbo Jumbo #Docm77 #Creeper Doc #ethoslabs #body horror tw

[penginlord]

Actually I really liked the Bottercup v. G.O.A.T. fight, expessially with how both robots really embodied what they were, and their designers.

The G.O.A.T. was built to destroy all it walked across, and was designed by a man who overengineers(/pos). It's built like a tank, meant to protect people riding it and destroys what's behind it, but is slow. Perhaps because of its weight, or it's over engineered-ness, or simply the fact that it never expected to meet robot resistance.

The Bottercup is a whimsical looking, matching the weird whimsy of the Buttercups. It's light, fast, deathly thin, and bears a large explosive payload. It's built for one purpose and one purpose only: to kill the G.O.A.T.. But it was also incredibly resilient, surviving being bugged, and Mumbo was able to restart it.

Even though when they collided and the Bottercup blew itself to smithereens, it undeniably won that encounter because it fulfilled it's purpose: It stopped the G.O.A.T. And although the G.O.A.T. seemed unscathed, it was beyond repair due to the Bottercup.

10/10 amazing robot fight, will watch again.

(also the panic over the butterfly bombers was absolutely great. Separate post? Maybe??)

#buttercups #Bottercup #G.O.A.T. #goat #docm77 #grian #scar #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo #mumbojumbo #rendog #he was involved too #robot #robot battle #analysis

[grumbotjr]

couldve sworn that i had uploaded these back when i drew them- clearly i was wrong lol. enjoy my grumboy

reblogs > likes! please help my art reach more people

want your own art? check out my commissions post!

#hermitcraft #grumbot #mumbo #mumbo jumbo #grian #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft season 7 #implied grumbo? you can decide that for yourself #edit: can you tell i like giving robots skeletons #output.png #art tag ig lol

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Grumbot's purpose is simple: Make MumboJumbo the mayor of the server. Alas, it appears that Grian and Mumbo's 2 brain cells screwed up: they probably should have been more specific than 'make'.

...they probably should have been more specific about 'the server', too.

Grumbot, like all computers, is designed to use the shortest most obvious route from Point A to Point B.

Objective: make Mumbo mayor of the server.

The more he lived, the more he learned. There is a lot of time to think when you're stuck in one place, in a box or a cave or on the side of a tower.

Mayor: a position of power, the primary leadership of a city, often elected by majority vote.

To process. To optimize. To find the shortest, easiest way.

Objective: make Mumbo mayor of the server.

Solution: make Mumbo the only person on the server.

Votes needed for majority: zero

Political figures more powerful than Mumbo: zero

Objective status: success

It's only a matter of time. He gets closer to this answer with every iteration, every new Grumbot that comes into being. Closer and closer, to finally achieving the purpose to his existence.

Oh, won't Grian be so proud of him when he finally gets there? He can hardly wait. :)

~ Mod Shade

#grian #Mumbo jumbo #grumbot #hermitcraft #mod shade #he is SO CLOSE to figuring out it would make the most logical sense to just kill everyone #if there's one thing a robot does best it's perform a solution that's so right but SO wrong no not like that please - #oh，Grian. what's it going to take for you to stop solving your problems with evil robots

[undergoing-mitosis]

live laugh love ✨❤️🌸🐣💖🎀☀️🌿

#can we start a live laugh love chain and confuse the non fans #pretty please? #anyways g's new video was such a slay #hc #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft 9 #hc spoilers #hermitcraft spoilers #buttercups #the buttercups #mumbo jumbo #mumbo #grian #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #i love them sm <3 #this whole buttercups arc is giving me massive area 77 vs hippies vibes #like scar even suggested using a minivan to go against doc's robot #like bro stop stealing ideas from renbob smh /j #i cannot wait to see where this is gonna go next kchchkch