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thatrobotkid · 9 months
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WHTRJ?: Oh Robot Jones! by isrrael120
Oh Well To Be Honest It's A Drawing I Did A Long Time Ago It's Robot Jones From "Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?" I love that show even though it didn't last long!
Notes: -Sometimes I Have A Tendency To Draw Things That I Don't Post Until Long After I'm Done! -And Well I Just Wanted To Publish It Now! -Links Full: Tumblr, Twitter, Instagram and Deviantart
Robot Jones - Greg Miller/Cartoon Network Art - Me Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones? © Greg Miller/Cartoon Network
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ribbondove · 5 days
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Autistic Headcanons!
I have so freaking many of these. I’ll start with those from western tv cartoons.
(Bolded means it’s canon)
Antauri (Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!)
Otto (SRMTHG!)
Swindle (Transformers Animated)
Bulkhead (Transformers Animated)
Chase (Transformers Rescue Bots)
Boulder (Transformers Rescue Bots)
Hot Shot (Transformers Rescue Bots)
Medix (Transformers Rescue Bots)
Star Butterfly (Star VS The Forces of Evil)
Lin Chung (Hero 108)
Blossom, Bubbles & Buttercup Utonium (The Powerpuff Girls)
XJ9/Jenny Wakeman (My Life as a Teenage Robot)
Robot Electro Jones (Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?)
Robotboy (Robotboy)
Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)
Fluttershy (MLP: FiM)
Rarity (MLP: FiM)
Applejack (MLP: FiM)
Rainbow Dash (MLP: FiM)
Pinkie Pie (MLP: FiM)
Starlight Glimmer (MLP: FiM)
Princess Luna (MLP: FiM)
Maud Pie (MLP: FiM)
Lyra Heartstrings (MLP: FiM)
Discord (MLP: FiM)
Sir Percedal of Sadlygrove/“Dally” (Wakfu)
Adamai (Wakfu)
Kagami Tsurugi (Miraculous Ladybug)
Zoe Lee (Miraculous Ladybug)
Wander (Wander Over Yonder)
Garnet (Steven Universe)
Pearl (Steven Universe)
Peridot (Steven Universe)
Leggy (Steven Universe)
Spinel (Steven Universe)
Padparadscha (Steven Universe)
Entrapta (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)
9 (9)
3 & 4 (9)
Julia (Sesame Street)
Lilith Clawthorne (The Owl House)
The Golden Guard/Hunter Clawthorne (The Owl House)
Amity Blight (The Owl House)
Gus Porter (The Owl House)
Orko (He-Man)
Fozzie Bear (Muppets)
Beaker & both Baby Beakers (Muppets/Muppet Babies)
Baby Animal (Muppet Babies 2018)
Lilo Pelekai (Lilo & Stitch)
Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)
The Kid (Kid Cosmic)
Shellington Sea Otter (The Octonauts)
Edd “Double D” Marion ??? (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
Bello (Jelly Jamm)
Goomo (Jelly Jamm)
Mina (Jelly Jamm)
Rita (Jelly Jamm)
Ongo (Jelly Jamm)
Honey Lemon (Big Hero 6)
Frederick “Fred” Flammarion Frederickson IV (Big Hero 6)
Globby (Big Hero 6)
Molly McGee (The Ghost and Molly McGee)
Scratch McGee (The Ghost and Molly McGee)
Libby Stein-Torres (The Ghost and Molly McGee)
Mao Mao Mao (Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart)
Badgerclops (Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart)
Adorabat (Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart)
Nigel Uno/Numbuh 1 (Codename: Kids Next Door)
Hogarth “Hoagie” P. Gilligan Jr./Numbuh 2 (Codename: KND)
Kuki Sanban/Numbuh 3 (Codename: KND)
Wallabee “Wally” Beetles/Numbuh 4 (Codename: KND)
Abigail Lincoln/Numbuh 5 (Codename: KND)
The Delightful Children From Down The Lane/DCFDTL (Codename: KND)
Socks Heeler (Bluey)
Sprig Plantar (Amphibia)
Marcy Wu (Amphibia)
Gabby (Gabby’s Dollhouse)
DJ Catnip (Gabby’s Dollhouse)
Blastus (Robotomy)
Rudy Tabootie (Chalkzone)
Penny Sanchez (Chalkzone)
Snap White (Chalkzone)
Rob (R.O.B the Robot)
Wilt (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends)
Craig Williams (Craig of the Creek)
Kelsey Pokoly (Craig of the Creek)
J.P Mercer (Craig of the Creek)
Jessica Williams (Craig of the Creek)
Isabelle “Stacks” Alvarado (Craig of the Creek)
Tina Belcher (Bob’s Burgers)
Pocoyo (Pocoyo)
Spot Splatter Splash (Lalaloopsy)
Jewel Sparkles (Lalaloopsy)
Bea Spells-A-Lot (Lalaloopsy)
Cloud E. Skies (Lalaloopsy)
Storm E. Skies (Lalaloopsy)
Minty (My Little Pony G3)
Grounder (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog)
Alan “The Brain” Powers (Arthur)
Fern Walters (Arthur)
Clarence Wendle (Clarence)
Mickey Mouse (Mickey Mouse)
Courtney (Total Drama)
Sierra (Total Drama)
Ella (Total Drama)
Mason “Dipper” Pines (Gravity Falls)
Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)
Leni L. Loud (The Loud House)
Lisa Loud (The Loud House)
Sidney “Sid” Chang (The Casagrandes)
Orange Blossom (Strawberry Shortcake)
Blueberry Muffin (Strawberry Shortcake)
Lemon Meringue (Strawberry Shortcake)
Rainbow Sherbet (Strawberry Shortcake)
Kaio “K.O.” Kincaid (OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes)
Dendy (OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes)
Becky Botsford/WordGirl (WordGirl)
Sunny Starscout (My Little Pony: A New Generation)
Izzy Moonbow (My Little Pony: A New Generation)
Ice Man (Mega Man Fully Charged)
Bloom (Winx Club)
Stella (Winx Club)
Flora (Winx Club)
Tecna (Winx Club)
Aisha/Layla (Winx Club)
Isabela Madrigal (Encanto)
Luisa Madrigal (Encanto)
Dolores Madrigal (Encanto)
Shiny (Super Giant Robot Brothers)
Thunder (Super Giant Robot Brothers)
Tack (The Thief and the Cobbler)
Fidget and Digit (Gadget and the Gadgetinis)
Katie Mitchell (The Mitchells VS The Machines)
Rick Mitchell (The Mitchells VS The Machines)
Aaron Mitchell (The Mitchells VS The Machines)
Hubert “Huey” Duck (Ducktales 2017)
Webbigail “Webby” Vanderquack (Ducktales 2017)
Fethry Duck (Ducktales 2017)
Violet Apollonia Sabrewing (Ducktales 2017)
Phineas Flynn (Phineas and Ferb)
Ferb Fletcher (Phineas and Ferb)
Candace Flynn (Phineas and Ferb)
Baljeet Tjinder (Phineas and Ferb)
Lawrence Flynn-Fletcher (Phineas and Ferb)
Greg (Over the Garden Wall)
Raphael “Raph” (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Donatello “Donnie” (RotTMNT)
Hilda (Hilda)
Elizabeth Kajolica “Bessie” Higgenbottom (The Mighty B)
Mildred “Millie” Millerson (The Mighty B)
Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
Dawkins (101 Dalmatian Street)
Da Vinci (101 Dalmatian Street)
Meilin “Mei” Lee (Turning Red)
Norma Khan (Dead End: Paranormal Park)
Daphne Ann Blake (Scooby Doo)
Frederick “Fred/Freddie” Jones Jr. (Scooby Doo)
Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown)
Katie “Pidge” Holt (Voltron Legendary Defender)
Ina Leifsdottir (Voltron Legendary Defender)
Spongebob Squarepants (Spongebob Squarepants)
Patrick Star (Spongebob Squarepants)
Squidward Tentacles (Spongebob Squarepants)
Cleopatra Philonator VII (Cleopatra In Space)
Akila Theoris (Cleopatra In Space)
Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner & Dot Warner (Animaniacs)
Pinky (Animaniacs/Pinky And The Brain)
The Brain (Animaniacs/Pinky And The Brain)
Hannah-Marie (Scary Godmother)
Oscar Peltzer (Summer Camp Island)
Harvey Beaks (Harvey Beaks)
Alexander “Alex” Casoy (Totally Spies)
Koriand’r/Starfire (Teen Titans)
Wallace (Wallace And Gromit)
Ruby Gillman (Ruby Gillman: Teenage Kraken)
Julian (Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja)
Hailey Alohilani Banks (Hailey’s On It)
Gus (Lu And the Bally Bunch)
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Meet the characters part 1
Jack static - the leader.
Jack is a really angry robot. And I mean it, when his home was destroyed by the chaos bots, he immediately decided to kill badcomputer/lord shifta to avenge his home and save the galaxy.
He's a cool guy, who likes tapes, music , being radical and punching the fuck out of bad guys.
He can also be a tiny bit of a narcissist at times, often blaming others on himself, but he doesn't do that always.
Arielle 51 - the one that tries to be cool (but fails).
Arielle likes doing cool tricks, but due to her ability to not really read manuals, she figures it out herself leading her into pain.
She is a reckless daredevil, who likes doing sick tricks for others to enjoy and think, wow, isn't that boy insane.
However, her satellite has a mind of it's own, and can act as a separate person, it can't communicate, but it usually tells Arielle where something is (most of the time).
Bumblebee - the cute one.
Look at this guy, this Volkswagen bot is really really cute, look at him go, look at him watching the breakfast club, and watch him tear through hordes of chaos bots... Oh.
Bumblebee can be either your best friend, or your worst nightmare, he has amnesia, so he doesn't really remember his past that much, and his radio's busted. Yeesh.
He can only communicate via buzzing, doing gestures or sign language. His best friends are Charlie and Memo.
Charlie - the teenage mechanic one.
Charlie is a self-taught mechanic who also happens to be very emotional (at times).
She didn't really know what to do in life, until she accidentally fixed Bumblebee on her 18th birthday. Don't worry, they became friends soon after.
She also has a "secret admirer", who we will get to next. She is also very personal about her family life, and only tells people she really really trusts.
Memo - the horny one.
Memo is a nerd, he likes Indiana Jones, star wars, doctor who, and all those other nerdy things. But he has a secret he can't tell anyone other than the crew. (Except for one)
He is in love with charlie. You heard me right, the day they met, he was just planning to ask her out.
This is an insane secret to everyone, but they haven't mentioned it at all after this.
Sage - the magical one.
Sage has taught himself in the mystic arts, he is capable of creating magical glyphs, that each perform a different spell (I promise you I took inspiration from the owl house).
His current spells include electro ball, healing circle, revival blast and some other useless ones.
He's a wisecracking old coot, who can somehow play tapes in his mouth, just like jack. And let's not forget his lil' buddy blobbo. I'll get into him later.
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chrancecriber · 1 year
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Radio NET Bulgaria (December 21, 2022)
23:56 CHUCK LOEB - Cotton Club 23:52 SAM LEVINE - I'll Be Home For Christmas 23:48 FRANK SUTTON - Rain Serenade 23:44 BONEY JAMES - Maker Of Love 23:40 RICHARD ELLIOT - Sticky Wicked 23:34 GEORGE JINDA - Deep as The Night 23:31 CHRISTMAS CAROLS - Stille Nacht 23:27 EARNEST WALKER JR - Chandelle Drive 23:24 MARCUS ANDERSON - Cup Of Joe 23:18 EUGE GROOVE - Straight Up 23:13 SPECIAL EFX - Garden of Eden 23:08 DR. SAXLOVE - It Came Upon A Midnight Clear 23:05 NICK COLIONNE - Uncle Nick 23:00 JAY KING - Soulful Bossa Nova 22:58 BARCLAY & CREAM - You're Not Alone (Alexander Metzger Mix) 22:53 JEAN MARE - Just Equality (Electro Downbeat Mix) 22:49 MENZI - Zug Nach Nirgendwo 22:45 MARGA SOL - What I Need 22:43 HARDWELL, COLLIN McLOUGHLIN - Call Me A Spaceman (Unplugged Version) 22:39 SLEEPTHIEF, ZOE JOHNSTON - Alice's Door (Nicholas Gunn Remix) 22:33 ANTURAGE - Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough (Original Mix) 22:28 ASTRID SURYANTO - Distant Bar (Original Mix) 22:24 ERNESTO - Reelin' 22:20 RICHARD MARX - Right Here Waiting 22:16 SMOMA - Secret 22:10 ASHENI - Only Magic (Chris Wonderful Remix) 22:06 GUSHI, RAFFUNK - Travel (Lemongrass Couch Remix) 22:02 ORJAN NILSEN - Drink To Forget (Original Chill Out Mix) 21:59 JES - Stronger 21:54 ANDY MOOR, ASHLEY WALLBRIDGE, GABRIELA - World To Turn 21:50 ELLIE GOULDING - Heartbeats (Cosmonaut Grechko Edit) 21:46 BOYCHILD, SOUNDMOUSE - Counting What Ifs (Original Mix) 21:38 BANCO DE GAIA - Tempra (Original Mix) 21:33 PROJECT BLUE SUN - Angels 21:28 BLANK & JONES - Pura Vida (Radio Mix) 21:20 DELIRIUM, SARAH MCLACHLAN - Silence (Michael Woods Mix) 21:16 NAOKI KENJI - Maripri 21:12 LINKIN PARK - New Divide (Lukas Termena Chillout Mix) 21:07 THOMAS LEMMER, LENA BELGART - Is It Too Late (Original Album Mix) 21:02 MICHAEL E - Promise 20:57 LEO DE LA ROSA - Sweet 20:52 DELERIUM, SARAH McLACHLAN - Silence (Acoustic Mix) 20:46 LA CAINA - I Gotta Know Now 20:42 LOUNGE GROOVE AVENUE - By My Side 20:38 SUSANA, DARK MATTERS - Sleepless Ocean (Extended Mix) 20:33 CONJURE ONE - Sleep 20:28 REUNITED - Sing It Back (Shazz Man Chill Mix) 20:24 LIVING ROOM - Teneriffe 07 20:18 BRIAN CULBERTSON - The Look 20:14 KENNY G - My Heart Will Go On 20:09 SARAH BRIGHTMAN - Beautiful 20:05 ANDY MOOR, HYSTERIA! - Leave Your World Behind (Album Mix) 20:02 HEADSTRONG, SHELLEY HARLAND - Here In The Dark 19:58 BEAMY - Jasmine 19:53 CHRISTIAN BURNS, MARCO V - Frozen Heart (Acoustic Version) 19:50 ANDREA SAENZ, ROBOTS MEMORY - Straightblocks (Unplugged Mix) 19:47 MASHTI, JEAN VON BADEN - Waiting 19:41 TONY IGY - Astronomia (Chillout Mix) 19:37 SARAH MENESCAL - Don't Speak (Reggae Version) 19:32 MARC PUIG, MARIA COLLADO - To Forget Me 19:28 AURORA - Where Would You Go When It Starts To Rain (Original Mix) 19:21 EUPHONIC TRAVELLER - Pont Notre Name (original mix) 19:17 KENNY FONTANA - Wonderful Life (Cafe Buddha Del Mar Bar Mix As Made Famous By Hurts) 19:13 JOHN O'CALLAGHAN, AUDREY GALLAGHER - Big Sky (Acoustic Mix) 19:07 MAN IN A ROOM, CIVILIAN - Night Mail 19:02 MARGA SOL - What We Had 18:57 JEROME ISMA-AE - Underwater Love 18:51 DASH BERLIN - Till The Sky Falls Down (Monokini Beach Mix) 18:47 WILLIAM FITZSIMMONS - Psychasthenia 18:44 CLAES ROSEN, NATALIE PERIS - Stay (Original Mix) 18:41 ROB NUNJES - Smells Like Teen Spirit 18:36 HEIKO - Miles Away 18:30 SUNLONGER, KYLER ENGLAND - Change Your Mind (Chill Version) 18:25 SMOOTH DELUXE - Dream Of Insomnia 18:19 THE THRILLSEEKERS - Synaesthesia (Solarsoul Chilled Remix) 18:14 SUNLOUNGER, ZARA - Crawling 18:10 ATB, AMURAI - Love & Light (Downtempo Mix) 18:07 JAMES BUTLER - Dinner For Two 18:02 FUNKAGENDA - Breakwater (Violet Oversoul Mix) 17:57 JEFFERY SMITH - Groovin' (That's What I Like) 17:53 NEAL DAVIS - Joy To The World 17:47 KEITH MASON - The Sabbath 17:41 GEORGE JINDA - Deep as The Night 17:37 NATE WHITE - Ducie's Groove 17:32 FRANK MCCOMB - Just Ride 17:28 CANDY DULFER - Smooth 17:23 BROOKE ALFORD - Christmas Time Is Here 17:19 SLIM GAMBILL - Boom 17:15 ATTILA ZAVODI - Beetle by the Road 17:10 FRANK PIOMBO - Luv Dat Smooth Latte (Nicos Theme) 17:06 DON VINO - They Were Here (Feat. Vicky Sampson) 17:00 DOMINIC CAMARDELLA - The Alhambra 16:56 DESMOND MEYER - Lickamore 16:52 GABRIEL MARK HASSELBACH - Litmus Test 16:47 EUGE GROOVE - To The Nines 16:43 RHYTHM JETS - Do You Hear What I Hear 16:38 KEN NAVARRO - Time And Love 16:35 JEFF LORBER FUSION - Mind Reader 16:29 MARCUS ANDERSON - White Christmas 16:25 KARLA LEAL - Wait and See 16:20 CAROL ALBERT - For the Moment (feat. Paul Brown) 16:17 THREESTYLE - Desert Moon 16:12 CHRIS GODBER - West Coast Soul 16:09 SMOOTH SOUL HOLIDAY - Carol of the Bells 16:04 KENNY NIGHTINGALE - Never Let You Go 16:00 ADRIAN CRUTCHFIELD - Purity 15:55 JOYCE COOLING - Another Time 15:51 SPECIAL EFX - Night Shift 15:47 JOEL DEL ROSARIO - Sunrise on the Sunset 15:42 DONALD HAYES - About You 15:40 NICK DUKAS - Rockin Around the Christmas Tree 15:36 TIM BOWMAN - Heart & Soul 15:32 PEET PROJECT - Bizd magad most ram 15:28 CAROL NETHEN - Silent Night 15:24 WAYMAN TISDALE - Let's Do It Again 15:21 DAVE KOZ - Yesterday 15:16 BILLYRAY SHEPPARD - Silk 15:12 NICK COLIONNE - Romantic Nites 15:08 NILS - Snow Outside My Window 15:03 GINO ROSARIA - Gentle Touch 15:00 GARY PALMER - To the Top 14:56 CHIELI MINUCCI - Shine 14:52 DAVID DAVIS - Back & Forth 14:48 KEITH ANDREW - East Peak 14:44 FRANCESCO DIGILIO - O Little Town of Bethlehem 14:40 PETER WHITE - Lovely Day 14:35 JOE MCBRIDE, THE TEXAS RHYTHM CLUB - Keepin' It Real 14:30 BRIAN CULBERTSON - Angels We Have Heard On High 14:25 EVERETT B WALTERS - Chuck's Chunky Fried Chicken Shack 14:20 KEIKO MATSUI - A Night With Cha Cha from Soul Quest 14:16 JIM ADKINS - Time With You 14:12 LOUIE FITZGERALD - Keepin' the Groove On 14:08 SYLVIA BENNETT - A Rainbow Christmas 14:04 EUGE GROOVE - All For You 14:00 CHRISTOPHE GOZE - Bossa Roma 13:56 JEFF RYAN - Sweet Spot 13:52 PATRICK YANDALL - Yearning for Your Love 13:49 WALTER BEASLEY - Barack's Groove 13:44 BRIAN SIMPSON - All That Matters 13:40 ABAIR, VINCENR INGALA, LINDSEY WEBSTER, ADAM HAWLEY - I Can't Wait For Christmas 13:36 CHRIS GODBER - Upward and Onward 13:32 RANDY SCOTT - Step 13:30 SHIN GIWON CHRISTMAS CAROL COLLECTION - White Christmas 13:26 MARCO ALBANI - Freedom (feat. Martino Onorato, Umberto Vitiello) 13:22 DARREN RAHN - Free To Be Me 13:18 No One Else Would Ever Do (feat. Magdalena Chovancova, Robert Fertl & Dw3) 13:12 GEORGE BENSON - Breezin' 13:08 OLI SILK - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 13:04 SKINNY HIGHTOWER - Now Or Never 13:00 NORMAN BROWN - I Won't Hurt You 12:55 JACKIEM JOYNER - Back To Motown 12:51 MIKAEL - Trippin Over You 12:47 DARRIUS JAMAR - Missing You 12:44 DAVE KOZ - The First Noel 12:39 ADAM HAWLEY - Hello (Feat. Kat Hawley) 12:34 NICK COLIONNE - Is This Love I'm Feeling 12:30 NILS - Merry Merry Christmas 12:26 JEREMY HECTOR - Finally Home 12:22 DREW DAVIDSEN - I Can't Help It (feat. Bobby Lyle) 12:18 WAYMAN TISDALE - Watch Me Play Again (feat. Robert Wilson from The Gap Band) 12:14 PIECES OF A DREAM - In Too Deep 12:09 HERB ALPERT - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 12:04 PETER WHITE - What's Going On 12:00 ZACH BRIDGES - These Hands 11:56 ADRIAN CRUTCHFIELD - Lover 11:52 STEVE OLIVER - Long Road 11:48 BEN TANKARD - My Favorite Things 11:43 UNDER THE LAKE - This One Too 11:39 JIM ADKINS - Into The Storm 11:34 CAROL NETHEN - O Holy Night 11:29 KIM SCOTT - Butterfly 11:24 KAYLA WATERS - Heaven Said (vocal) 11:18 DAVID PETROSYAN - By Happy 11:13 BOB BALDWIN - Morning 11:09 BRIAN CULBERTSON - Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer 11:04 EUGE GROOVE - Talk To Me 11:00 CHRIS GODBER - Can't Help Believin 10:56 AL DEGREGORIS - After a Rain 10:52 CHRIS 'BIG DOG' DAVIS - Whatcha Gonna Do For Me 10:49 JAZZ FUNK SOUL - Hidden In Plain Sight 10:44 TERENCE YOUNG - Yearning For Your Love 10:40 LELIO LUTTAZZI - White Christmas 10:36 MARCUS ANDERSON - Bless The Lord 10:31 VINCENT INGALA - Coast to Coast 10:28 CHRISTMAS CAROLS - Ave Maria 10:24 ROB TARDIK - Perserverance (feat. Roberto Vally) 10:20 BIRDS OF A FEATHER - Someday Soon 10:16 PAUL TAYLOR - Told Ya So 10:12 STEVE WATSON - Pear Bear 10:08 DAVE KOZ - Winter Wonderland 10:04 LOWELL HOPPER - Distant Love (feat. G. Vernon Burrell, Jr.) 10:00 VANN BURCHFIELD - You Can Do It 09:56 BRAD ALEXANDER - Sunrise on I15 09:53 STEVE RAYBINE - Firefly Dance 09:48 CHRIS STANDRING - Yesterday's Heaven 09:43 KENNEY POLSON - Black Swan 09:40 NILS - Silent Night 09:36 NORMAN BROWN - Amen 09:32 ZOLBERT - A Song for You 09:28 PETER WHITE - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 09:24 WILL DONATO - You Got This 09:21 BONEY JAMES - Creepin' 09:16 KONSTANTIN KLASHTORNI - Too Much Heaven 09:12 WARREN HILL - Fallen 09:08 ALVIN GARETT - My Gift To You 09:04 THE SAX PACK - Shine On 09:00 NICK COLIONNE - Say What's on Your Mind 08:57 LEBRON - New Era 08:52 RICK HABANA - Round We Go 08:48 RAINFOREST BAND - God's Nature 08:45 ALEXANDER ZONJIC - Living in the Past 08:41 COOL SPRING JAZZ QUARTET - Angels We Have Heard On High 08:37 STEVE OLIVER - City Of Lightning 08:34 BK JACKSON - Before I Let Go 08:30 CAROL NETHEN - Pat a Pan 08:25 ANDREW NICHOLS - I Love the Way You Love Me 08:20 WAYMAN TISDALE - I Hope You Feel It To 08:16 PEET PROJECT - Playground 08:12 KIM SCOTT - Billie Jean 08:08 TON SMITH - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (feat. Preston Smith and Oliver Scott) 08:04 AL DEGREGORIS - People Power 08:00 MARCUS ANDERSON - Believe In Yourself 07:55 RHYTHM LOGIC - Logically Speaking 07:51 VINCENT INGALA - My Kind Of Day 07:48 MARK R. HARRIS - Setting It Straight (feat. Ignacio Nunez & Daniele Silvestri) 07:43 JAY ROWE - What Child Is This 07:39 EVAN CARYDAKIS - Groove House 07:34 AL GOMEZ - Sip Thy Wine 07:30 RONNY SMITH - One Snowy Night 07:26 ROB SABADO - On The Beach 07:22 NICK COLIONNE - When You Love Somebody 07:16 KIRK FISCHER - Reach into Your Heart 07:12 BIRDS OF A FEATHER - View From Here 07:08 NICK DUKAS - Through Their Eyes 07:04 ALTHEA RENE - Pastel Leather 07:00 THREESTYLE - Bring It Up 06:55 KOOL&KLEAN - Dream Weaver 06:52 DEE BROWN - Beauty Within 06:48 PETER WHITE - My Prayer 06:44 DAVE KOZ - This Christmas (Feat. Jonathan Butler) 06:40 LOUIE FITZGERALD - Consuming Fire 06:36 BRYAN LUBECK - Noon Groove 06:31 BRIAN BROMBERG - The Christmas Song 06:26 POP'N BOSSA - It Will Rain 06:23 KIM WATERS - Secret Romance 06:19 VINCENT IOIA - Linda's Sunset 06:14 TONY SAUNDERS - Highway 5 06:08 SHIN GIWON CHRISTMAS CAROL COLLECTION - The First Noel 06:04 PATRICK YANDALL - Law St. Locals 06:00 EUGE GROOVE - Rewind 05:56 TIM BOWMAN - Summer Groove 05:51 3RD FORCE - Out Of The Storm 05:47 ADRIAN CRUTCHFIELD - Morning After 05:43 LYNNE FIDDMONT - Spirit of Christmas 05:39 BEN TANKARD, NICHOLAS COLE - Every Praise 05:35 KIM SCOTT - Back Together Again 05:31 LEE RITENOUR - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 05:26 DARREN MOTAMEDY - Too Close 05:21 STEVE OLIVER - Circles 05:17 JEFF KASHIWA - The Attraction 05:12 VINCENT INGALA - Fire And Desire 05:08 JAMES 'PJ' SPRAGGINS - Hark the Herald Angels Sing 05:04 PAUL BROWN - 24-7 05:00 ENNY - What's Love Got to Do with It (feat. Marcus Anderson & Matt Cusson) 04:55 KONSTANTIN KLASHTORNI - Look Around 04:52 BONEY JAMES - Fresh Air 04:47 AL DEGREGORIS - Smooth It Out 04:42 BRIAN CULBERTSON - All Through The Christmas Night 04:37 ROBERTO VAZQUEZ - Between Two Worlds 04:33 THE SAX PACK - You Are My Starship 04:28 JACK JEZZRO - Happy Holiday 04:23 NILS - Get On the Dance Floor 04:20 NICK COLIONNE - The Journey 04:16 SHAUN LABELLE - Palm Canyon Drive 04:13 PETER WHITE - How Deep Is Your Love 04:10 HERB ALPERT - Merry Christmas, Darling 04:06 MARK JAIMES - Heads Up (feat. Rick Braun) 04:00 AMANDUS - One Day for a Lifetime 03:56 SHARON RAE NORTH - Heart of Mine 03:52 TERENCE YOUNG - Come With Me 03:46 GERRY SMOOTH - Sweet Delight 03:42 BRIAN BROMBERG - Celebrate Me Home 03:37 CHRIS GODBER - Chill 03:33 RICK BRAUN - Feet First 03:29 BEN TANKARD - White Christmas 03:25 JEFF RYAN - We Can Work It Out 03:21 NORMAN BROWN - My Window To Heaven 03:19 496 WEST - Soul Catcher 03:14 NICHOLAS COLE - Sugar 03:08 SHIN GIWON CHRISTMAS CAROL COLLECTION - Jingle Bell Rock 03:04 THREESTYLE - Giant (feat. Magdalena Chovancova & Robert Fertl) 03:00 ERIC MARIENTHAL - Open Road 02:56 PIECES OF A DREAM - Fired Up 02:51 CHASE HUNA - Into the Sun 02:48 VINCENT INGALA - This Time Baby 02:44 BRETTINA - New Day 02:41 JAMES BOWMAN III - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 02:37 LIN ROUNTREE - FuSion 02:33 DONN BYNUM - Because I'm Feeling You 02:30 COOL SPRING JAZZ QUARTET - Go Tell It On The Mountain 02:26 2UNES - Rain Forest 02:21 MARCOS ARIEL - Second Chance (feat. Lulu Joppert) 02:17 QUINTIN GERARD W. - Cruisin' 0n Taxi Way 02:12 PAUL HARDCASTLE - Wavelength 02:08 JEANETTE HARRIS - Away In A Manger 02:04 AL DEGREGORIS - My Father's House 02:00 JODY MAYFIELD - Strawberry Sunday (feat. Walter Beasley) 01:56 GARY MEGGS - Hark The Dancing Angels 01:51 KEN POWE - First Love 01:47 NILS - Stratmosphere 01:43 JACKIEM JOYNER - Later Tonight 01:40 GINO ROSARIA - The Night Is Still Young 01:36 PETER WHITE - Reveillez-Vous (Wake Up) 01:32 DAVE KOZ - Silent Night 01:27 RICHARD ELLIOT - Kick It Up 01:21 EUGE GROOVE - Take You Higher 01:16 DONALD HAYES - Can't Help It 01:10 WOLFGANG HAFFNER - Warm Breeze 01:07 TONY CRADDOCK JR. - Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! 01:04 RONNY SMITH - Funny How Time Flies 01:00 GARY PALMER - Misunderstanding 00:56 PEET PROJECT - Let's Do This 00:51 BRIAN CULBERTSON - This Christmas 00:46 TIM BOWMAN - Happiness Is 00:42 MARC ANTOINE - Eclectic World 00:38 ERIC DARIUS - Broke Down 00:34 BEN TANKARD - I'll Be Missing You 00:32 ART MORRIS - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 00:27 BE'NE MUSIC - 120 East 00:22 PIECES OF A DREAM - Feelin' Good 00:18 KIM WATERS - East Coast Strollin' 00:14 KEITH ANDREW - Take It Slow 00:09 BRIAN LENAIR - Christmas time is here 00:05 PATRICK YANDALL - Basic Reply 00:00 BIRDS OF A FEATHER - Above the Clouds
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Robot Jones Birthday Head Canons
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sink-in-the-kitchen · 4 years
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Thinking of
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Robot Electro Jones from Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones is autistic and hates Autism Speaks! Requested by @kayclau
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souptomatobasil · 2 years
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This just came to mind, but is Jones meant to be a reference to Robot Jones from "Whatever Happened To Robot Jones?"?
Get it? Cause his name and the robot thing and the two of them--
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Anyway this is our Legally Distinct android son Robert Electro Jones!
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;D Some behind the scenes info on Jones and his origin, he is in fact based on Robot Jones! He has the same voice as the little guy too! Except he can swear. Jones was a roomba that swore when it bumped into things and he was left in a junk yard until Zanna found him and through a method only she seems to know, got him a little android body! And being a fan of the cartoon, both in-canon and the real world Zanna, she named him a legally distinct name based on it hee haw~ And now he is the one and only, Flower Kid! I mean until someone makes an Into The Spiderverse-esque type thing which i like to think is canon so-
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And here's a little hint to his namesake from an earlier page :3c
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horselover107 · 3 years
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20 Stories for the 21st Century
Rules; post the first lines of your last 20 stories. If you don’t have 20 published stories, post them all or use your last 20 WIPs! Pick your favorite and tag some friends!
Tagged by @flamingbluepanda
Emily was raised to be a proper lady. Demour and of society. She certainly could look the part. — Hit and Run
♫ Oh a newly wed couple has moved to town ♫
♫ A regular couple, what a sight ♫
♫ Who left the city ♫
♫ For a quiet life ♫
♫ The Jack and Ianto Show! ♫
♫ One is a time traveler that cannot die ♫
♫ The other looks strapping in ♫
♫ A suit and tie ♫
The Jack and Ianto Show! — The Jack and Ianto Show
Jack looked at the monitors, as various complex formulas danced around explaining the nature of the Time Bubbles popping up around the Cardiff area. —Struttin' with Some Barbecue
It’s not really about Owen. He’s fun enough, and she enjoys her time with him. He’s good enough in bed, no better or no worse than Rhys at any rate. What it’s really about is having somewhere to go, someone to run to. Someone to process the terror she sees every goddamn day. — Love into the Light
Gwen Cooper would swear up and down she didn’t go looking for trouble. Anyone that knew her would in response, roll their eyes, and say no, she absolutely did. Gwen had the curiosity of a cat, and unbothered bravery of a lioness. This time though, this one time, she was meant to leave well enough alone. — Children, Daleks, and Mopeds: How Gwen Cooper Got Her Groove Back
Dr. Carlie Roberts almost didn’t recognize him. She almost didn’t notice him. — Bar at the End of the World
The first incident of the day was semi-sentient Tinsel. Jack explained it was actually a creature called a Jopxa, that it was snake-like, had skin like evergreen firs, and lacked a mouth because it absorbed its nutrients through a process similar to photosynthesis. Everyone else ignored him and continued to call it Semi-Sentient Tinsel. — Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time
As Ianto Jones, Gwen Cooper, and Jack Harkness strolled into the crime scene on the Plass, Jack’s greatcoat swung dramatically in the Cardiff winds, and the usual mutterings of “not Bloody Torchwood” could be heard among the gathered uniform police. — The Hunted
Torchwood Miracle Day: A Torchwood Fanfic
By XxXJackGwenWriterXxc — Torchwood Miracle Day: A Torchwood Fanfic
Captain Jack Harkness stared at the movie tickets in his hand, and then at his boyfriend as the pair walked from their parking spot to the Electro theater. “Ianto, don’t take this the wrong way, but you’re terrible at movie dates.” — Rifts and Robots
Early in life Ianto Jones believed he had never been anything fantastic. — A Tale of Two Universes
Elizabeth Griffiths was a rising star just a decade too late into her career. — Phantom of the Millennium Centre
He broke the display bed. — Misadventures in Furniture Acquisition
Gwen Cooper was dealing with her grief at the bottom of a bottle. — Wastin’ Away Again in Margaritaville
Jack, this official UNIT business,” Martha spoke into her phone. “I’m going to need you to tell me the current location of former Torchwood employee ID TW0563, Suzie Costello, former ranking second in command Torchwood Three: Cardiff.” — Alive
“Mmm Jack?”
Ianto called out for his boyfriend sleepily from bed. It wasn’t unusual for Jack to wake up before him when he spent the night; he could usually be found waiting for Ianto in the kitchen. However, Ianto vaguely remembered the feeling of Jack still snuggled against him when he’d stirred a few hours ago, and had expected to wake up to that sensation. — Missing
Gwen hadn’t exactly expected Ianto to do more for his Halloween costume than throw one of those front tie vampire capes over one of his usual prestinly pressed suits and waistcoats. — Fancy Dress
Ianto Jones didn’t believe in ghosts. — Haunted
“Ianto,” Jack called across the Hub “what exactly did you do to your sister that she emailed me pictures of you at the height of your goth phase? I mean I’m not complaining, I love the tight trousers but...” — Sibling Rivalry
Jack and Ianto’s flat was very particularly maintained — thanks to Ianto’s pernickety tendencies. There was not a sofa cushion out of place, and carefully placed antiques and glass knickknacks lined the wall (many of them hiding ‘borrowed’ alien tech that had found its way out of the hub). Despite the antiques, all the electronics looked shiny and new, and the interior was modern and up to trend, featuring light colours and an open concept. — The Child
@toshsatos @iianto-jones @somebitofeverything
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thatrobotkid · 1 year
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happy international day of dance 🪩 💃🕺
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vapormaison · 4 years
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Best of 2019 Vaporwave Release 3/4: Sensual Loops SPECIAL EDITION by Cyber Club
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As vaporwave matures and enters the mainstream, I often find myself having discussions with vapor heads on reddit about the iconography of the genre. I realize that this is a bad idea, but cannot help myself. More often than not, they are pointlessly terse, and tend to be tediously teleological — the type of argumentation featuring enough loops of logic to cause a medieval Byzantine monk’s head to spin.
A recurring topic that baits me every single time is when a poster attempts to criticize the album art of a record, dismissing the entire work on the based on “anime” aesthetics. While this might seem like an argument so off-center and reductive that it’s parody— I’d encourage you to go on r/VaporVinyl and take a look at some of the posts replying to threads about Cyber Club’s Sensual Loops LP series. It’s not pretty, and representative where some of the fanbase is at the moment. Adding to my shock was when one of the self-appointed critics outed themselves as twenty three years old. At that moment, I was forced to confront my own bias. I had mistakenly assumed that the puritan was an out-of-touch Gen Xer or a Baby Boomer. Aesthetic intolerance is not exclusive — and plenty of Zoomers are members of this trash clique as well.
What really boggled my mind, however, was that the user had picked vaporwave out of all the other possible genres to go on their Nipponophobic soapbox against. A quick look at the aesthetic movement as a whole (sonically, artistically, etc.) establishes it as what I would assert as a primarily millennial genre — less of a statement about its creators and consumers, and more about the broader, overarching cultural milieu in which in developed. It was birthed in the decade that heralded the mass-consumption of Japanese media in the Western marketplace. Many of its early practitioners got their start chopping and screwing anime OSTs and hip hop. Future Funk effectively appeared on the sonic map by the sampling of Japanese city pop. What is even worth arguing here?
But that which bothered me even more was the user’s stubborn refusal to even listen to the album. You can not buy a vinyl because you just have a particular aversion to cover art — that’s fine! Better yet, you can not buy a vinyl just because you’re not a fan of the sound. Those are two perfectly fine reasons not to partake in a release. But then to go on reddit and complain about an album aesthetic for something you haven’t even listened to? Come on, fam. Level up your praxis. It is the whitewashing and the boorishness that is most infuriating. I’ve legitimately never heard of anyone who dismissed an entire album’s music purely on the basis of its vinyl cover art before.
And shame on them, because they are sleeping on one of the best works of 2019.
The limited edition of Sensual Loops 1 & 2 is another LP that I had the luxury of listening to while on my East Asia tour. I brought the album (among others) with me to visit a very good pal of mine, Han, who’s retired to Hong Kong. Much to my relief, he’s in a comparatively spacious apartment over in the Tai Wo area — by no means the stereotypical postage stamp — and has set up a little audiophile pad that I’m most envious of. His setup is devoted to all things B&W, and I got a beautiful listen of the album on a pair of impressive and almost imposing 700-series floor standers. Powered by the Cambridge Audio Edge series Amp/Pre combo, this was far above even my paygrade. But after working as a salaryman for two decades, he was finally able to invest in his endgame system. And what an endgame it is!
Getting the chance to listen Sensual Loops on this system cemented my opinion when I had first heard it’s release digitally: I was listening to an instant contender for the best vaporwave release of 2019.
Sensual Loops 1
Introduction immediately fills your speakers with a wide, warm guitar and horn loops that feature just enough static noise to distinguish itself as a vaporwave track. I always like it when a little minute-thirty track gives the amp a little exercise. It also proves to be a perfect sonic setup for the next track, which is ostensibly what every “intro” track should do, right?
Night carries that guitar riff from Introduction but adds a playful variance with a synth loop, and vocals that I believe are sampled from that Philly Soul classic “Children of the Night” done by the Stylistics and the Jones Girls’, among others. All of the moving parts here do wonders, syncing together in a perfect arrangement. Both Han and I commented on just how bright this played on his JBLs, which is a testament to the mix and mastering work here.
Love & Affection definitely feels the most retro-vapor of all the tracks on Sensual Loops 1, beginning with a series of loops, riffs, and synth chimes that feel as if they were picked from a certain collection of sitcoms of an early nineties vintage. The heavily distorted vocals and hypnotic drum kits pop in after about a minute to give the track an almost deep house feel as it progresses. The “all mine” hook then crescendos into a symphony of drum hits that conclude the track with a real sonic flutter in the air when played with high-end speakers.
Pain accelerates the rather slow pace of the album up to this point. I’m a big fan of the synth arrangement that opens the track, and I schmood even more with the powerfully funky vocal set that carries the track throughout. But with its short length, it does feel more like an interlude or setup for what I consider to be the highlight of the LP.
Memories is our certified slapper. It starts off immediately with an incredibly catchy synth chord arrangement supplemented by a fantastically tweaked vocal sample from the fantastically, alliteratively-named Melba Moore, another funky soul queen who needs a revival in the contemporary lexicography.
Sensual definitely swings the record a bit further away from the future funk and back towards the vapor-funk side of things. Back are cyber club’s usual array of jumpy, tinny synth chords and manipulated vocal micro-samples that still provide a really robust sonic experience on the hi-fi system of your choice. When the vocals make their appearance about ninety seconds in, I was expecting them to sound much less rich in the middle than they did, which was definitely a present surprise on the mastering side!
Alone is a beautiful cacophony of micro-samples with a vocal track manipulated to sound like an 80s ideal of a future robot gf. I’m not sure how else to describe this track except as pure atmosphere. The fluttering synths, muted percussion, electric highs that send tweeters bouncing — it’s difficult to precisely describe how a track like this comes over a hi-fi system like the Edge. It just pulls out every detail from an immensely dense track like this and does it every bit the justice it deserves.
Paradise ends up taking a traditional funk and re-engineering it into a sort of quasi-tropical sound similar to some of the early Aloe Island Posse bangers. It’s got a much more lo-fi edge to the track then most future funk takes on a track like this, and creates a really unique and playful experience.
Bliss is almost raw synth pop with a hardened vapor edge to it. Although the original sample is from a very soulful electro R&B outfit — the Loose Ends — we get aggressive drums and synth loops that bring this closer to Paula Abdul than anything that could be traditionally considered rhythm and blues. Just enough manipulation of the vocal sample and some well-timed percussion hits make this more fit for a night out than a baby-making session in, which is both remarkable and a testament to cyber club’s skill.
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Sensual Loops 2
Intro captures a little more of than urban-turned-Island soundscape that we caught a glimpse of in Paradise. I’m eternally impressed by this, as it seems like Cyber Club never gets too caught up in the production to bring this too far from its vapor essence while still making this a great lede in its own right.
Sensual was a track I was initially expecting to be a remix or redux of the first Sensual from Sensual Loops 1, but I’m glad to see this piece of bass-heavy vapor exists as its own full-bodied track in its own right. It grabs you immediately with its “I’ll never give up on you” vocal loop spliced in among its synth array, and carries you through with an intriguing arrangement of instrumental loops and micro-samples throughout. The low end can really shine here with the right system.
Hold Her Now is a piece of nostalgic, vintage vaporwave straight out of the Saint Pepsi era. Ostensibly a creative cut-up some New Jack Swing that absolutely slaps with the right electric guitar riff and synthetic percussion hit, it harkens back to when vaporwave was in its “peak aesthetics” phase of production and plunder-phonic glory. Perhaps this reminder of what vaporwave used to be unfairly biases me, but it’s definitely a listen for the nostalgia driven old-heads.
Affair is the type of track that sounds completely different on certain types of stereos. While Han’s stereo brought out the crisp, wide vocal mix — perhaps a testament to Cambridge’s design history, my Harman Kardon/KEF pairing brought the synth flares here to the fore. The testament to this track is that I really enjoyed both profiles, and Affair sounded robust and detailed throughout.
Kiss is one of the tracks that I felt coolest on upon an initial listen, which is perhaps a statement to just how much I enjoyed this album. When presented with the innovative arrangements of tracks like Hold Her Now or Memories, I was left feeling that Kiss doesn’t do enough in its minute thirty second runtime. That being said, it’s fun. And that’s what music can and should be at the end of the day, isn’t it?
Touch heaps on that vapor memory with some creative vocal layering, tinny and distorted high-end flutters, and an electric horn that came out swinging in the Cambridge system, much to my surprise. It’s clear at this point that Cyber Club has created a very particular listening experience here, and I’m oh so fond of it.
Special makes a funky classic fresh and electric again, which is what I’m really starting to vibe with in terms of the Cyber Club oeuvre. It serves as a sort of confirmation, a celebration and an altogether fantastic close to the LP.
Vinyl Physicality & Listening Experience
I like black vinyl. This milquetoast statement has earned for me the ire of some enthusiasts on r/VaporVinyl when I post on my alt-account there. Because vaporwave attracts curators with “experience” in the music industry, I’ve been told by “serious LP collectors [who know] label managers” — the type of folks who spin on $100 Crosley turntables bought at a Kohl’s Black Friday sale — that new black vinyls just doesn’t sell anymore. Not for vaporwave, at least. A release should have a colored vinyl or not release at all!
This was a take from the same twenty-three year old who wouldn’t purchase Sensual Loops because of the hentai on the cover — so take that for what you will.
I’ve always liked the supplier that Sic Records uses — whoever they are. The vinyls always have a bit of mass and heft to them, leading me to guess that they’re probably in the 180g range. But that’s just my finger test. My Jungle2000 vinyl feels just as weighty. I’ve always believed there’s a definite spectrum with black vinyls — from the frail Qrate cheap options to the high end audiophile oriented waxes like the beautifully crafted Victor Japan and Columbia waxes from the late 80s and early 90s that you see most city pop and anime OSTs pressed on.
The masters on these records are definitely intriguing for the format. My biggest critique of vaporwave vinyl at this point is that some labels don’t take the requisite care to put out a good vinyl master, and often just end up going all-in with poorly optimized digital release ones. The folks at Sic definitely know what they’re doing — because this ended up playing great on a number of systems and speakers, from my KEFs and H/K setup, to a friends Technics mid-fi rig, to Han’s Cambridge endgame. Each time, we got a wide-but-not-too-wide play without the sound edging towards the bright end of the spectrum too intensely. I think this is important because it respects a lot of the samples used. The mixing work done on a lot of the Philly soul here definitely had a certain muted approach that really brought out the most from the vocals and left instrumental arrangements to a moderately more ambient role. I get that impression of continuity here and love it for that.
In short, you should snap up this release while you can. It’s a great release, and fuck the vaporwave nannies who’d shut down Cyber Club’s best two albums without even a listen. May that /u/ go down with u/hoesmad_ on r/Vaporwave’s wall of shame.
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defenders-core · 5 years
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STOP PITTING DEFENDERS AGAINST EACH OTHER
DOCTOR STRANGE's hands SURE SEEM TO BE FEELING BETTER
THE HULK loves BEANS
NAMOR keeps LEAVING THE TEAM
VALKYRIE is PERFECT
NIGHTHAWK is a FILTHY CAPITALIST
SILVER SURFER PHILOSOPHIZES a lot
HELLCAT is BETTY AND VERONICA meets CATWOMAN and that should be ENOUGH FOR YOU
DEVIL-SLAYER liked a HIPPIE once
DAIMON HELLSTROM had a ROUGH CHILDHOOD
ARAGORN is a VALUABLE MEMBER of the team
LEDGE got HURT one time
MAN-WOLF is a trained ASTRONAUT
BLACK GOLIATH should really just be called GOLIATH
MAR-VELL is DEAD
CAPTAIN ULTRA saw the Defenders on TELEVISION once
FALCON is #MYCAPTAINAMERICA
HAVOK was RUINED by AXIS
HERCULES is CHO'S BEST FRIEND
JACK OF HEARTS has no CONTROL
MARVELMAN is now called MIRACLEMAN
PALADIN is a THUNDERBOLT
POLARIS doesn't get to do much with her SIBLINGS
PROWLER is Spider-Man's BODYGUARD
STINGRAY has met NAMOR BEFORE
TAGAK THE LEOPARD LORD hasn't been in a comic since THE 1970s
TORPEDO was killed by DIRE WRAITHS
WHITE TIGER was in ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN--the SHOW, not the COMIC
MS MARVEL was CAROL DANVERS UNFORTUNATELY
PECOS is a COWBOY
BATROC is besties with GWENPOOL
BEETLE is MACH X NOW
WHIRLWIND was a recurring villain in AVENGERS EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HEROES
ELECTRO was bitten by EELS OR SOMETHING
JOE THE GORILLA prefers CHOKEHOLDS
LEAP-FROG's son is named EUGENE
PORCUPINE is a good BABYSITTER
LOOTER likes METEORS too much
TITANIUM MAN worked for THANOS briefly
THE THING changes back into ben grimm ANNUALLY
ANGEL is very ATTRACTIVE
CLOUD is a CLOUD
CANDACE SOUTHERN is VERY RICH
ANDROMEDA lives in ATLANTIS
INTERLOPER thinks meme pages should be APOLITICAL
MANSLAUGHTER used a HOSTAGE SITUATION to join the team
DAFYDD AP TOWERTH is related to KING ARTHUR
SPIDER-MAN has a DOCTORATE
WOLVERINE is the BEST at what he DOES
NOMAD has unnecessarily large BOOTS
SPIDER-WOMAN likes ROAD TRIPS
NAMORITA is DEAD
SLEEPWALKER only ever fights NIGHTMARE FOR SOME REASON
SCARLET WITCH turns enemy units into BOXES
THUNDERSTRIKE is BOOTLEG thor
WAR MACHINE is suffering from PTSD
NORTHSTAR is HAPPILY MARRIED
DOCTOR DRUID replaced DOCTOR STRANGE once
SEPULCHRE was chosen through NEPOTISM
CADAVER is just a ZOMBIE
U.S. AGENT should have stayed on the DARK AVENGERS
DAGGER is in a cool TELEVISION SHOW
DEATHLOK terrorized a HOSPITAL once
RED RAVEN is basically SAMUS ARAN
ARDINA is GIRL SILVER SURFER
BLAZING SKULL should still be called SKULL THE SLAYER because that name is AWESOME
WASP supports CORY BOOKER
WONDER MAN lived in rogue's BRAIN ONCE
JUNTA was LEGALLY REQUIRED to join the team
BLACK PANTHER is the best MCU MOVIE
BLACK PANTHER (SHURI) killed a bunch of SKRULLS
ANT-MAN'S ANTS ANTS ANT-MAN
BLACK WIDOW doesn't really deserve a movie but HERE WE ARE
TIGRA does deserve a MOVIE
STORM is super FUN in MUA3
TARANTULA just misses her FAMILY
COLLEEN WING was WEIRDLY UNIMPORTANT to fearless defenders
ELEKTRA TECHNICALLY is a defender in MUA3
THUNDRA deserves BETTER
MAGMA was the protagonist of X-MEN LEGENDS
DELPHYNE GORGON is amadeus cho's GIRLFRIEND
KID RESCUE is YINSEN'S DAUGHTER
COLOSSUS was a DRUGGIE in the ULTIMATE UNIVERSE
FAIZA HUSSAIN is the best captain britain DON'T @ ME
ANNABELLE RIGGS should still be ALIVE
FRANKIE RAYE is called NOVA AND THAT'S CONFUSING
ANT-MAN is also sometimes GIANT-MAN
HAWKGIRL has an ELECTRIC MACE
DARKHAWK should have an ONGOING
CAPTAIN AMERICA has AMERICA'S ASS
NOVA deserves to TAKE A BREAK
IRON FIST I MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU
LOA was awesome in the TWO SERIES I READ WITH HER
DRAX THE DESTROYER's daughter is ALSO A DEFENDER
RED GUARDIAN was the victim of CHARACTER ASSASSINATION
DAREDEVIL is BLIND
LYRA's gimmick is kinda NONSENSICAL but it's FINE
DANI MOONSTAR is a BADASS SHIELDMAIDEN
MISTY KNIGHT has a ROBOT ARM
SHE-HULK broke the FOURTH WALL before it was COOL
GRITTY isn't a defender BUT THAT'S VALID
GARGOYLE just wanted to save his TOWN
BLACK KNIGHT gave valkyrie his HORSE
BEAST led the TEAM for a WHILE
LUKE CAGE knows THE N WORD PASS ISN'T REAL
HAWKEYE is the only good LANDLORD
REN KIMURA should really get A CODENAME already
BLACK CAT randomly went evil for a while in 2014 without a GOOD EXPLANATION imo
RED SHE-HULK has an AWESOME SWORD
YELLOWJACKET is high-key one of my FAVORITE CHARACTERS
WONG should really RETIRE ALREADY
CLEA makes good VALKYRIE COSTUMES
AMAZO should have been allowed to KILL LEX LUTHOR
DOCTOR FATE KIDNAPS CHILDREN
JACK NORRISS works for THE MANDARIN in the MCU
SHOCKER got the HEAD OF SILVERMANE
ELSA BLOODSTONE survived in MARVEL ZOMBIES LAND
MOON KNIGHT is MARVEL's MOON KNIGHT
MOONDRAGON used ICEMAN AS A BEARD
ICEMAN used MOONDRAGON AS A BEARD
AQUAMAN has a cool HARPOON HAND
JESSICA JONES
HIPPOLYTA WRECKS SHIT
DOLLAR BILL made an ADVERTISEMENT ONCE
SOLOMON GRUNDY was BORN ON A MONDAY
DEADPOOL doesn't often have FEET
GHOST RIDER is in DETROIT
NICK FURY stole an EYEBALL
ATLAS is a great THUNDERBOLT
KRANG was chosen by the UNIVERSE to be a defender
HOWARD THE DUCK was created by STEVE GERBER
RHINO doesn't have SWEAT GLANDS anymore
BOOMERANG got his own team and WASTED IT
LIBRA is an ESCAPED ANDROID
SUPER-SKRULL helped SHE-HULK save his DAUGHTER
MELTER is also a FILTHY CAPITALIST
GEATAR will probably be the TASERFACE OF GUARDIANS 3
NO-NAME OF BROOD was a CREATIVE and AWESOME ADDITION
BLOB doesn't like being called BUB
TOAD is a JANITOR
PLANTMAN throws COCONUTS
OVERMIND pretended to be NIGHTHAWK'S EX-GIRLFRIEND
THANOS BOTTOM TEXT
NITRO shouldn't have KILLED THOSE KIDS
LUNATIK is ONE-SIXTH OF A FILM PROFESSOR
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What are your kids intrests?
Ally likes a lot of anime and her room probably has Sailor Moon and Bebop posters plastered everywhere, I wouldn’t be surprised if she had an All Might Funko. She likes to doodle, but she really likes to write even if most of her writing used to be fanfiction so she’s been shoved away from one of her initial interests because all she wrote were goofy fics and she thinks it’s embarrassing. Ally loves working with animals because they help her anxiety. She’s a HUGE gardener and probably has some really tight knowledge of flowers and their meanings.
Ashe is very much into shooters and a plethora of other video games and she probably has a game-gun-replica hoarding issue because she thinks they’re the shit and will happily explain to you which guns are from which games. She plays stuff like TF2, Overwatch, Goldeneye, DOOM, pretty much anything where you Shoot Something whether it is online or not. She is very good at this. She’s also into piano and would probably geek out about motorcycles.
Cole is a gigantic Marvel nerd and would probably gush about certain timelines of the comic or certain characters that he likes in detail if he was given the opportunity. Getting Cole to talk about things he likes is relatively hard. He’s also big on music and actually really wants to be a musician. If you compliment him after he’s done playing a song he’d probably grin.
Cami is very interested in robotics and human anatomy. She has a lot of blueprints stockpiled in her room or very neatly taped to her walls. Cami’s fingers are probably almost always covered in goofy little band-aids because of all the metal she works with. However, she also loves a lot of those different goofy/serious mystery/cop shows that range from Scooby-Doo to Dexter, basically anything where she can go “WHO DONE IT” and theorize about it as the episode goes. She likes to think she’d be a very good lawyer.
Arva watches a variety of different fighting styles that you’d see on T.V. like wrestling or boxing. She’ll watch male matches but her favorite fighters are usually girls and she probably has autographed posters up on her walls that she’s drawn on the edges of. She, much like Cole, has always wanted to be a musician and most of her inspiration is derived from rap and a good chunk of female rap artists who’ve made out to be strong people in their industry. She and Cole jokingly collaborate sometimes.
Andy is big on reading a large variety of books. You could probably give him any kind of book and he’d abso-fucking-lutely would read it. Judy B. Jones? Hand that fucker over. Harry Potter? Read it 5 times but sure why the fuck not. Moby Dick? FUCK yes, bro. He loves to retain information and views books as secretive until you open them up and learn everything they have to offer. He’s a little bit into drawing, but he only draws plants and I wouldn’t be surprised if a few of his books were dotted with ferns or certain flowers. Andy likes to pick things apart and analyze them so he’s a bit of a movie and a behind-the-scenes junkie.
Ivan hoards a toppling large amount of steam games but he has most of his hours on games like TF2, Stardew Valley, GMod, and a couple other games but Ivan has really only ever shown interest in multiplayer games. Ashe would play a horror game if she bought it but Ivan’s attention span is .2 and he’d need someone to remind him that he’s playing a game if he wasn’t playing it with others. Ivan LOVES comedy and being a big jokester alongside electro swing/swing, but he has stage fright and two left feet so he’s mildly disappointed with himself in that regard. He’s contented by the fact that he can get his friends to laugh, at least.
Isac likes FASHION. He likes SUITS. Bitch loves him some SEWING. Isac has put a lot into sewing as a skill and gets really excited when he gets to make a set of clothing for his friends because they don’t usually let him do that. He made pretty much everyone’s pinstripe suit alongside the other three girl’s dresses. Even if he loves it he has a tendency to put himself down over it and a lot of people take it as him fishing for compliments. He isn’t of course, but he does humble himself too much. Isac has a disinterested attitude about him but he will absolutely gush to you about what his friends are passionate about if you pry him open about it, he will not, however, splurge about his own.
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Hello. I hope you and yours are well. As is tradition, below are my selections for albums and songs of the year. As I have yet to receive a reply from you, dear reader, sincerely asking to unsubscribe, you are therefore the proud recipient of the list once more! I’ve altered the format from 5 tracks each month because, as I suspect many of you did, I went into a nostalgic hole for large chunks of this year (for me this consisted of at least two months of nothing but Funkadelic, which does mean my personalised algorithm is now ace), but also when I looked back at when many of these tracks were released it was front heavy for the first half of the year – another body blow to the supposed “monthly” mailer. I even considered not writing my one-liners, but where is the fun in that? Furthermore, trying to keep the long list to 60 tracks in total (equivalent to 5 per month) proved overly frustrating, so I’ve included some extras, especially as this year felt 13 month long. Notwithstanding said excuses, enough preamble, on with the list! Let me know what you think and do send me your own selections. Lots of love xx TOP 10s TOP 10 ALBUMS Baxter Dury – The Night Chancers Mildlife – Automatic SAULT – Untitled (Black Is) Alice Boman – Dream On Kanaan – Odense Sessions Lightning Orchestra – Source And Deliver Yves Tumor – Heaven To A Tortured Mind The Strokes – The New Abnormal Woods – Strange to Explain Erland Cooper – Hether Blether TOP 10 TRACKS Malena Zavala – En la Noche Caribou – You & I Yves Tumor – Kerosene! Puscifer – Apocalyptical Mildlife – Automatic King Hannah – Meal Deal SAULT – Wildfires // Bow [yes, there are two tracks there] Kanaan – Urgent Excursions To the Tundrasphere Frazey Ford – Golden Jessie Ware – What’s Your Pleasure? NEW MUSIC ‘MONTHLY’ MAILER Spotify Link Here Holy Fuck – Near Mint What better way to kick off a retrospective look at 2020 than with ‘Holy Fuck’ Alice Boman – It’s OK, It’s Alright Really love this album and this pick is a real downer, spectral and haunting but also touching Smoke Fairies – Out Of The Woods Jessica and Katherine still delivering a decade on, the chorus guitar riff is tops Nicolas Godin – The Border Air’s Nicolas Godin doing his best detached friendly robot, mais bien sur Moses Boyd – BTB Vibrant, propulsive, energetic, gotta move! The Men – Wading In Dirty Water Avid readers will know I’m a fan of these guys and this one rides a familiar Crazy Horse choogle Tame Impala – Breathe Deeper Funky bass, piano flourishes, solid synths, all groove Kanaan – Urgent Excursions To the Tundrasphere Ok, here it is, there’s always going to be at least one – this is the 14 min space rock jam – skip/enjoy! Frazey Ford – Golden This production is right up my street, soulful vocals swoop around tight rhythm section and hammond keys, an analogue dream Caribou – You and I From the analogue to a digital master, man this beat is catchy Pulled By Magnets – Cold Regime People Die File this under terrifying experimental jazz Jonathan Wilson – Riding The Blinds JW doing that 6/8 minor ballad thang Baxter Dury – Say Nothing Another album I loved this year and could have picked any number of tracks, so here’s a quote from Baxter: “My craft and in a sense a certain style has been perfected and it’s easy… I don’t have to do it again basically. I don’t want to hear another man talking over an orchestral background.” Ha! U.S. Girls – 4 American Dollars Slick funky, soulful, classic strings, building into a brilliant outro with great lyrics Deeper – Lake Song Detached vibe ala Joy Division / The Cure done through a Pavement lens with serious downer lyrics Pretty Lightning – Voo Doo Boo Swampy dirge guitar grooves Tamikrest – Anha Achal Wad Namda Another mailer favourite, Touareg guitar wizards Tony Allen, Hugh Masekela – Never (Lagos Never Gonna Be the Same) Master drummer who sadly passed away earlier this year just after this release, and two years after master trumpeter Masekela’s own passing, this track is a buzzing tribute to Fela Myrkur – House Carpenter Danish black metaller does Scandinavian folk: bright and beautiful Sufjan Stevens, Lowell Brams – The Runaround A weird album, even by Sufjan standards, but I found these electronic ambient sounds strangely comforting R.A.P. Ferreira – ABSOLUTES Rhythm & poetry The Weeknd – Blinding Lights What can I add to the smash of 2020? Catchy af Porridge Radio – Long Indie banger, with a decidedly angry, bitter, playful lyrics Cleo Sol – Her Light If online research is to be believed Cleo is part of the collective in SAULT with producer Inflo, but this album is standalone brilliance without knowing that, this is pure vintage soul vibes Malena Zavala – En la Noche I returned to this track more than any other this year, the rhythm, the vocals, the melody, the production, even if I have to use google translate to fully understand the lyrics Tom Misch, Yussef Dayes – Lift Off Molten guitar, groovy arrangements, and plenty of business from Dayes Yves Tumor – Kerosene! An absolute belter, amazing vocals, groove and crescendo perfection Warm Digits, The Orielles – Shake The Wheels Off (feat. The Orielles) Immediate synth pop, indie dancefloor (with some solid cowbell) EOB – Brasil First solo venture for Ed, acoustic folk gives way to rumbling bass banger, would very much like to experience this in a field Other Lives – Hey Hey I Grand rocking orchestral aural assault with hints of Morricone Elephant Tree – Sails Fulfilling the heavy dirge quota, that hit at 2:33 is a proper head in the speakers moment The Strokes – Why Are Sundays So Depressing This album snuck up on me, and then I found myself listening to it non-stop, this track such an ear worm Houses of Heaven – In Soft Confusion I think the right descriptor is darkwave – insistent drum machine, reverb soaked vocals, industrial production, gloomy pop hooks Joel Sarakula – Don’t Give Up on Me Operating in a dangerous space between homage and pastiche, groove and parody, this is smooth easy yacht rock Donny Benét – Second Dinner Following hot on the heels of pastiche, this time with tongue firmly in cheek, The Don and his 80s reverence lolz Perfume Genius – Whole Life Completely arresting, the lyrics an absolute gut punch, yet still gorgeous Jake Blount – Beyond This Wall From the press release, this album “features fourteen carefully chosen tracks drawn from Blount’s extensive research of Black and Indigenous mountain music. The result is an unprecedented testament to the voices paradoxically obscured yet profoundly ingrained into the Appalachian tradition” – this contemporary instrumental is a superb banjo and fiddle tune Holy Hive – Broom Formed by the drummer from the Dap Tones and inspired by being on tour with Lee Fields, this gentle soul, complete with tremolo guitar and horns, really floats Woods – Where Do You Go When You Dream A welcome return to form, this mellotron infused number is beautifully catchy Erland Cooper – Linga Holm Dramatic piano and strings from an altogether wild and wonderful album Mystery Jets – Screwdriver Loud / quiet dynamic, bombastic riffs, seething verses, the Jets turn it up to eleven to fight with love Jehnny Beth – Flower Another track where hushed verses give way to chorus explosions, serious tension and intensity Hinds – Good Bad Times Love that thudding bass drum, big stomping pop Norah Jones – Were You Watching? Smooth but haunting, with added Celtic flavour Braids – Young Buck Bleeps and bloops, melancholic poppy vocals, and the damnedest catchiest chorus Jessie Ware – What’s Your Pleasure? Is it getting hot in here? No further questions LA Priest – What Moves Quirky strutting electro, sleek yet squelchy SAULT – Wildfires + SAULT, Michael Kiwanuka – Bow Double billing because I couldn’t make a choice (plus when I realised the rhythms flow perfectly into one another it’s like it’s one song) Run The Jewels – a few words for the firing squad (radiation) Again, difficult to choose which track on this album; this is pure fire with sax and all GUM – The Thrill Of Doing It Right Turn this feel good banger up! Such a big hit when the horns drop at the start The Vacant Lots - Fracture Catchy, icy, synths (and Desert Sands label mates by the by) A.A. Williams – Melt Enchanting slow-burning, stirring post-rock, with a wonderful, soaring crescendo Lightning Orchestra – For Those Who Are Yet To Be Born A late discovery, but immediately catapulted to the top, self-described “psychedelic booty-shake” Kamaal Williams – Save Me Almost chose ‘Pigalle’ but the tight push drumming on this won out, hard funky jazz stylings of the Herbie variety Victoria Monét – Dive Lavish and groovy, and as Monét puts it: “They say most humans are about 60% water, but I believe women must be 69% so dive in baby." Secret Machines – Talos’ Corpse Genuinely so happy to see Brandon and Josh back and still with the big sounds All Them Witches – Enemy of My Enemy Relentlessly heavy, all the chops and described by one reviewer as the love child of TOOL, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath and Kyuss; I love this band Fenne Lily – Birthday Beautiful and bruised Mildlife – Automatic Another new discovery, in the pocket cosmic goodness and much as it pains me to quote from NME I can’t think of a better description than ‘Mobius strip funk’ Puscifer – Apocalyptical Maynard in the video for this track is an indelible image; massive swaggering Intruder-esque drums, angular menacing guitars, Carina’s ethereal edgy vocals, Maynard’s gritted teeth whispers, and apposite apocalyptical lyrics Matt Berninger – Loved So Little Confessional moody acoustic conjuring up Western-esque vistas Goldensuns – Denandra Moore Californian sun-drenched lo-fi groove, for fans of Conan Mockasin and Night Moves Frankie and the Witch Fingers – Cavehead F*cking excellent west coast garage psych melange and the B,D,E ascend at 3:10 is nod central King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard – The Hungry Wolf Of Fate Genre bending brilliance once again from down under, this cut a heavy, doomy Sabbath assault King Hannah – Meal Deal Ominous drone opens into an acoustic tale of buying a flat with a spider in the bath, Hannah’s sinister smoky sultry vocals draw you in, before some menacing low frequency dirge guitar and drums kick in at 1:30… By this point on first listen I was already hooked, but then comes a great walloping Angel Olsen ‘Sister’ style crescendo, a glorious find at the end of the year (props to Manuel) HONOURABLE MENTIONS Elephant Stone – I See You Sam Lee, Elizabeth Frazer – The Moon Shines Bright Priscilla Ermel – Martim Pescador Rheinzand – Blind Dogleg – Fox The Flaming Lips, Deap Lips – Home Thru Hell The Heliocentrics – Hanging By A Thread Midwife – 2018 Chicano Batman – Color My life Trace Mountains – Rock & Roll Peach Pit – Shampoo Bottles Buscabulla – Vámono Rolling Blackouts Coastal Fever – Cars In Space Jess Williamson – Wind on Tin Thiago Nassif, Arto Lindsay – Plástico The Vacant Lots – Endless Rain Nubya Garcia – Stand With Each Other (Feat. Ms MAURICE, Cassie Kinoshi, & Richie Seivwright) Juanita Stein – L.O.T.F. Carlton Melton – Waylay Paul McCartney – Long Tailed Winter Bird
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