#sanjis fanboys

[lovemesomefanfic846]

Law going full nerd over Sanji in his germa suit is the greatest thing today. I bet on the inside he wanted to act like Luffy and Chopper when they saw the suit and wants to try it out, who wouldn’t when a character from their favorite comic comes to life 😂😂

~~Edit after watching a few more eps~

He found a couple more fanboys I’m assuming cuz they had tiny little blushes when they realized who that is 🤣 they didn’t Geek as hard as Law tho

#one piece #op #trafalgar law #trafalgardwaterlaw #traffy #sanji #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #one piece germa #germa 66 #stealth black #soba mask #one piece wano #wano arc #laws a lil nerd #surgeon of death #surgeon of death is a nerd #one piece drake #x drake #basil hawkins #Basil Hawkins one piece #x drake one piece #also nami is probably going to kill sanji later for peeping in the bath house #pervy stealth black #sanjis second dream is coming true #soba mask peeper #sanjis fanboys #germa 66 fanboys #stealth black fan club in the making

[opxwr1te]

hhaahaha law fanboying over germa was hilarious and cute. I mean, it was his favourite so understandable.

#one piece #op #trafalgar law #trafalgardwaterlaw #traffy #sanji #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #one piece germa #germa 66 #stealth black #soba mask #wano arc #surgeon of death #sanjis fanboys

[dannymans66]

He spends half his surgeon salary in merchandise

Little continuation to this post, kind of

#trafalgar law #one piece #one piece comic #law one piece #vinsmoke ichiji #ichiji #vinsmoke family #germa 66 #vinsmoke reiju #reiju #vinsmoke brothers #vinsmoke siblings #vinsmoke sanji #vinsmoke #vinsmoke niji #niji #vinsmoke yonji #yonji #sanji #stealth black #corazon one piece #donquixote rosinante #i struggled with the background so much i hated every second of it #trafalgardwaterlaw #fanboy law

[shima-draws]

Anyway speaking of poly trios. Have any of you considered Lawlusan because MANNNN.

#Shima speaks #Not even going to get into the absolute fucking shitshow (affectionate) that Lawsan is #(Okay maybe a little bit listen Sanji is SO MUCH like Cora I'm sure it would give Law some kind of complex) #(And Law's fanboying over the Sora comics would make Sanji uncomfortable probably. Lol) #Anyway anyway anyway #Luffy having to be the babysitter which is NOT RIGHT bc it's LUFFY. #But Law and Sanji don't take care of themselves sometimes!! And Law is the fucking DOCTOR in the relationship!!! #Sanji making Law eat tho and keeping track of his diet as well as Luffy's #Law keeping an eye on Sanji's body and his mutations... #Law and Luffy finding Sanji UTTERLY CHARMING even tho Sanji's SUCH a fucking loser #Luffy & Sanji @ Law: Man he's so fucking cool. What #Meanwhile Law is ALSO a loser #Law and Sanji about Luffy are like. I'm dating the sun. The sun incarnate. Literal sunshine personified #Law being the one to keep a level head when everything's gone to shit. Bc even Sanji can lose his cool sometimes #Luffy loving his grumpy boyfriends so so so SO much it's unreal #Law and Sanji having a Limit on how much they can be cuddled in one day - #But it's perfect bc they can trade Luffy off with each other bc we all know he's clingy af #Law: Need space. Can you go cuddle Sanji-ya #Luffy: Okay Torao <333333 #Sanji: Law get sick of you? #.Luffy: He needed space!!! Anyway I'm going to cuddle you now #Sanji: C'mere then <3 #I'm ill. Tee hee. #Lawlusan #Lawlu #Sanlu #Lawsan #One Piece

[swirlymarimo]

Usopp: Hey Sanji?

Sanji: Hm?

Usopp: I need your help. They're doing it again.

Sanji: *deep sigh*

Usopp and Sanji: *exiting to the deck*

Zoro: *swords drawn at Law*

Law: *about to use his room technique*

Sanji: Marimo! Put your swords down!

Zoro: He started it

Law: You're the one who started things!

Zoro: I told you to stop asking about it!

Law: You shouldn't be eavesdropping on other peoples conversations!

Zoro: *gritting his teeth*

Sanji: Marimo. Please.

Zoro: *sighs* *sheaths his swords*

Law: *lowers his hands*

Sanji: Law, I would appreciate it if you would just forget about the battle suit. I hate it, and Zoro hates it when people make me think about the damn thing.

Zoro: *sneering at Law*

Law: *grumpily* My apologies.

Sanji: Marimo, come sit in the kitchen until dinners finished. I could use some help and it'll keep you out of trouble.

Zoro: *obediently follows Sanji*

Law: *under his breath* whipped loverboy.

Sanji: Tch. What was that you moody surgeon?!

Law: *sweating* Nothing.

Sanji: *narrowed eyes* It better be.

#zosan #zoro x sanji #zoro and sanji #zosan script #original zosan script #not incorrect quotes #my post #law #laws secret hobby is getting on their nerves #law is a fanboy

[miniminiujb]

Vou ganhar de você

Sanji x Leitor Masculino (male reader)

Sanji tem habilidade em transformar ingredientes simples em pratos exuberantes e saborosos foi um talento admirado por todos.

Um dia, ao chegar em uma nova ilha em busca de ingredientes raros, Sanji conheceu você. Vocês se esbarraram na feira local enquanto procuravam por especiarias exóticas para a próxima refeição dos Piratas do Chapéu de Palha. Sanji ficou instantaneamente cativado pela a sua nobreza e graça.

"Desculpa, pode ficar", você disse olhando para o último peixe exótico que dificilmente aparecia por ali. "Posso substituir ele sem muito esforço".

"Pode ficar com ele, afinal, não precisa de algo exótico para fazer uma deliciosa comida", Sanji respondeu, olhando para o seu rosto. Um sorriso perverso percorreu suas feições.

"Aposto que não tão boas como as minhas", você retrucou, ajeitando a alça da sua bolsa com alguns ingredientes. Você observou o homem loiro apertar o cigarro com mais força com os lábios.

"Desculpa, mas quem é você?", ele perguntou com as sobrancelhas franzidas.

"B/n, o melhor cozinheiro dessa ilha", você comentou, esticando a mão para cumprimentar o homem. "E você? Quem você é?".

"Sanji, o melhor cozinheiro de todos os mares", ele respondeu rapidamente pegando na sua mão. Sanji tirou o cigarro da boca e olhou de cima a baixo do seu corpo.

"Bem, se você acredita que seja só tem uma forma de provar ao contrário", Você falou, suas feições dando lugar ao um sorriso leve.

"Estou curioso sobre você B/n... você é tão bom assim ou é só lábia? Talvez eu convide você para uma compensa...", Sanji disse devagar, como se tivesse pensando nas palavras que saíam da boca dele.

"Então está fechado! Vamos ver quem é o melhor... Minha casa fica em frente da praça, tenho uma cozinha completa será o suficiente para saber quem é o melhor", você disse virando de costa para o homem loiro, "chegue antes do anoitecer", você disse antes de se afastar para ir em outros lugares.

Sanji levou os ingredientes que iria usar, seus dedos finos bateram na sua porta com leveza. Você não demorou muito para abrir, um sorriso percorreu seu rosto.

"Pensei que você não viria", você brincou dando espaço para que o outro cozinheiro entrasse.

"Não perderia isso por nada", ele respondeu olhando ao redor, você o guiou pela a casa até a cozinha, ela era enorme, móveis e eletrodomésticos atuais.

"A cozinha tem que acompanhar o chefe", você disse, pegando algumas coisas para começar seu prato.

"Uma cozinha boa não faz um chefe ser bom", Sanji respondeu com um sorriso no rosto, uma risada saiu dos seus lábios.

"Você tem razão Sanji".

Sanji ligou o fogão, aquecendo o ambiente e seus corações, enquanto preparavam os seus pratos compartilhavam segredos e truques. Enquanto cozinhavam, vocês não apenas trocavam dicas culinárias, mas também histórias de vida, sonhos e desejos.

"All Blue onde os peixes de todos os quatro mares se reúnem... é um sonho incrível", você disse baixo, cortando alguns legumes. "Meu sonho é ter meu nome conhecido por todos os lugares, já consegui fazer isso em oito ilhas, mas isso ainda não é o suficiente", você comentou, observando os dedos de Sanji parar momentaneamente.

"Você terá seu nome nas estrelas B/n, faça de tudo para conquistar seu sonho mesmo que isso signifique embarcar ao meu lado em um navio pirata" Sanji disse, seus olhos brilharam como a lua, em uma noite de lua cheia, as palavras foi como a brisa de inverno trazendo calafrios pelo o seu corpo todo.

"Não desista do seu sonho Sanji, mesmo que isso signifique a gente entrar em um pequeno barco e percorrer todos os mares para encontrar o All Blue", você respondeu, Sanji olhava em seus olhos, como se lesse toda a sua alma, e então tivesse a maior certeza de toda a sua vida.

"Eu gostei de conhecer você, B/n", Sanji falou esquecendo da comida na frente dele, "você é mais cativante do que eu esperava. Mas isso não significa que eu vou pegar leve com você", ele terminou de falar, jogando a comida que estava preparando para cima e caindo novamente na panela.

"Sanji por você eu iria dar o meu máximo só para ganhar de você".

#leitor masculino #imagine #fanboy #one piece imagine #one piece #one piece sanji #sanji #male reader #one piece x male reader #one Piece x leitor masculino #one Piece x reader #sanji x male reader #vinsmoke sanji #sanji imagine

[hobbs-deep]

Law is so real for being a fanboy of the "sora, warrior of the sea" comics and immediately clocking the germa 66 raid suit

#one piece #sanji #trafalgar law #wano arc #germa 66 #fr he's such a fanboy #bro didn't even hesitate #“wait a minute” #law was so fast with that AND HE KNEW THE CODE NAME

[desert-fern]

Tag Game!

four characters that make you go "my man, my man, my man."

Thank you for the tag @chiaraanatra!

I might have bent the rules a little for Chris… but, I’m a bisexual and she would probably kick everyone else’s ass here lol (I had such a hard time picking 😫 so you got a two for one in the bottom right hand corner)

Tagging: @startrekfangirl2233 @horseshoegirl @dakotakazansky @sylviebell @sarahsmi13s @teacupsandtopgun @footprintsinthesxnd @goldenseresinretriever @sailor-aviator

#character tag game #left to right #-> Mickey fanboy Garcia #Sanji #chris alonso #and #jake hangman seresin #+ #bradley rooster bradshaw

[clearlyluffy]

north boys 🧊👬

#lol law hates him but totally sounds like he is fanboying 💀 #law literally knows everything #i’d believe he’s the smartest in the show lmao #one piece #anime #trafalgar law #vinsmoke sanji #wano #wano arc #northboys #north blue

[sa-bo]

#hello. ive hit the whole cake island arc. im a sanji fanboy. #sanji fanboy has hit the sanji childhood backstory arc.

[ayzscream]

#fanboys #one piece #manga #nami #chopper #sanji

[lawsvalentine]

Dating a Popstar S/O • OP Men HC •

(FLUFF/HUMOR)

Popstar!reader

Characters: Monster trio + Law

CW: none just cuteness and shits and giggles 😁

Cee’s Note: Got inspired from Film Red movie and now I can’t stop thinking about popstar!reader. I’m definitely gonna make a nsfw hc about it 🤭 anyways enjoy!

Luffy

If you’re writing lyrics, Luffy will insist you use ones he came up with

Let’s just say his choice in lyrics are….interesting

“No”

“C’monnnn y/n”

“No, Luffy”

“But, why-“

“I am not adding “and they’re morons” to my song” 🙄

Loves to help you rehearse your dance routine before a performance (sometimes chopper joins in as well)

I imagine it’s like this video of tom and zendaya dancing

Will interrupt your performance onstage for the most mundane things sgdhdj

“Y/NNNN! I’m hungry, how long til your concert is over?”

“LUFFY?!?! I’m in the middle of a performance! Get off the stage!!!

Zoro

He is literally your bodyguard and will not hesitate to slice someone if they try to grab you on stage

God help whoever decides to trash talk you or your music, they will be met with his blade 🤭

Puts up a front that he’s not into pop music but you swore you saw him bobbing his head to your songs one time shdhdj

“I saw you boppin your head” *smirks*

“NO! that was me…uh…nodding my head…to Usopp b-because he asked me a question”

“Yeah whateva” 🙄

Sanji

He is literally your biggest fan 🤭

Will literally be decked out in your merch, rockin a “I ❤️ Y/N” shirt

Mans nearly fainted when he first saw you perform on stage sghssj

Always actin a fool in the crowd with all his love outburst

“Y/N-SWANNNNNNN! YOU’RE SO GORGEOUS AND TALENTED!” *spins around with heart eyes*

Despite all your screaming adoring fans, he manages to be the loudest one in the crowd

Law

He will play it off like he’s unfazed by you being a popstar, especially if he’s dating you

But mans is lowkey a fanboy of you sghdjd

PLSS he will know all your songs 😭

He thinks you are the most talented person alive and mans is head over heals for you

He has a favorite song of yours that you didn’t know until he asked you to sing it for him one night

“You want me to sing-“

“Don’t make this a bigger deal than it is”

He’s so embarrassed but you think it’s adorable

He thinks you have the prettiest voice he’s ever heard 🥺

Shanks

Loves to show you off

Couldn’t be prouder to have the world’s biggest and most stunning popstar on his arm

Will do the absolute MOST with pda in front of paparazzi

“Shanks! Not in front of the cameras”

“Let em take pictures. Need the whole world to see you’re mine”

Will surprise you with post performance flowers

#one piece #one piece fanfiction #op fanfic #trafalgar law x reader #one piece headcanons #law x reader #sanji x reader #monkey d luffy x reader #roronoa zoro x reader #red haired shanks x reader #law fluff #roronoa zoro fluff #sanji fluff #roronoa zoro headcanons #zoro headcanons #sanji headcanons #trafalgar law headcanons #op headcanons #law headcanons

[mugiwarahostclub]

Some of the one piece men as boyfriends

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤluffy, zoro, sanji, ace, law,ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ shanks, bartolomeo editionㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤmale/fem/non bi reader ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤone piece world setting

— LUFFY

He'll interact with you the same way he does with his closest friends, but he would probably be careful when he carries you around just like he does with Robin. You'll have to initiate every hugs and kisses, cause he'll only jump on you and hug you first if you two haven't seen each other for a month or more. Over all, I think he'd treat you as a bestfriend rather than a lover, trying to make you laugh, making you the first person he shows random things to, etc.

Y/n: Hi Luffy~ Happy 3rd anniversary!

Luffy: ... Eh? Anniversary?

Y/n: Wh- Luffy, we've been dating for 3 years now...

Luffy: Yosh ! Anniversary ! Let's have Sanji cook *stretches himself to kitchen*

— ZORO

This guy values man codes or whatever, so he'd probably be the type to show affection towards you through actions, not words. Sick? Would quickly find the nearest pharmacy and give the medicine to Chopper. Hungry? Would kill the largest fish present and give it to you, it's up to you to cook it though. Sad? Well, he's not very good at comforting and will just end up telling you about the harsh reality of the world, then give you some wise advice afterwards like most grandpas do.

Y/n: Love you, Zoro

Zoro: Hm *cooly smirks with his eyes closed*

Y/n: ... I love you, Zoro

Zoro: *continues to smirk in a cool way, still staying silent cause he knows that you're aware deep down that he loves you back*

Y/n: Man.. just say it back

— SANJI

Boyfriend material. Would gladly simp and swoon over you. Sanji likes to make every woman feel like a princess though, so he'd still fanboy over girls and treat them well too. He would immediately reassure you after complimenting/serving a girl in front of you. Kissing them is where he'd draw a line. I mean, I would hope so.

Sanji to a random woman: Oh, your hair is just lovely~

Sanji: A-ah..! *quickly stands next to Y/n* Of course! Your hair is very lovely as well, Y/n! Oh~♡⁠ how the faint scent of your welcoming shampoo just wraps me around and— (he goes on for a few minutes)

— ACE

He'd be a supportive and loyal boyfriend, affectionate and would recklessly fight anyone who'll drag your name in the mud. Though he'll tell you a lot of stories about his little brother Luffy even though you didn't ask for them. If Luffy's around, he will probably not spend as much time with you like he'd normally do.

[ Y/n and Ace on a date ]

Ace: and then.. Luffy ran away, so me and Sabo also ran away! Hahahaha!

Y/n: Ahahahaha.. that's sooo funny... (has heard that story a million times already)

— LAW

It'll be hard to communicate with this guy, he's not the type to say what he's feeling at first. Though, as his feelings build up inside of him, he'd just eventually burst it all out soon in an angry manner. He'd probably give you physical affection with a straight face if you asked for it. I think he'd watch over you closely from time to time, walking up behind you just to tell you if something could damage your health. He won't force you to take care of yourself, but he will say 'i told you so' when you later suffer the consequences.

Y/n: *grabs chocolate from the fridge*

Law: *comes up from behind out of nowhere*

Y/n: Wha-? Law??? Where did you-?

Law: Chocolate at midnight is not very good... *walks away*

— SHANKS

I think he'd be a cute and shy boyfriend when he's sober. When he's drunk, maybe he could be a bit more honest with his feelings. Goodluck getting this guy to spend more time with you though, cause he'd probably use him being a captain as an excuse to not give you affection, when really he's just shy. He only tells you that he loves you when he's about to leave.

Y/n: Shanks! Let's go on a date!

Shanks: *blushes* .. oh.. haha, sorry Y/n, captain stuff-

Y/n: What? but you just got here

Shanks: Gotta go! Bye! *is already in a distance* Love you!

— BARTOLOMEO

Your relationship will consist of you, him.. and his unhealthy obsession with the strawhats.

Bartolomeo: Y/n, have you seen my limited edition Luffy figurine?!?!??

Y/n: Honey, it's 2 in the morning.. go back to bed....

Bartolomeo: ITS LIMITED EDITION, Y/N!

ㅤㅤ

#one piece headcanons #trafalgar law headcanons #one piece x reader #luffy headcanons #zoro headcanons #roronoa zoro headcanons #sanji headcanons #ace headcanons #shanks headcanons #bartolomeoheadcanons #luffy x reader #luffy x y/n #luffy x you #zoro roronoa x reader #zoro x reader #roronoa zoro x reader #zoro x you #zoro x y/n #roronoa zoro x y/n #roronoa zoro x you #sanji x reader #sanji x y/n #sanji x you #portgas ace x reader #trafalgar law x reader #trafalgar law x y/n #shanks x reader #bartolomeo x reader

[thepepsislvt]

nobody asked for this but im gonna give you my top 5 baby girls and their pros and cons

in order even bc im insane

this also turned out to be more of a drabbles so yall still getting fed

number 5: Sanji

Pros:

literally such a sweetheart

traumatized just like me

always coming with the best insults

best cuddles cant tell me im wrong

so fucking kind <3

supports my nic addiction

also doesnt smoke around you if you dont like it

Cons:

probably wouldnt even look at me until i show him my tits (im a trans guy)

probably smokes a pack a day

thinks he can out smoke me when im literally a feind for nic

on the off chance he gets in a relationship with me he still would flirt with other women and i have abandonment issues

Number 4: Ace

Pros:

Also very much a sweetheart

hes silly and knows how to always make you laugh

personal heater for the winter

will let you trace his freckles

best kisses ong

make cute little shapes with his flames

Cons:

probably wont let you wear his hat

will fake punch you like a brother

too damn sexy

also way too hot during the summer like do not cuddle me i will not go to sleep in the heat

Number 3: Bartolomeo

Pros:

his hair is green meaning hes gotta be a walking green flag

will let you wear his clothes

especially his jacket

wants to kiss you every chance he can

fanboys over anything

hypes you up for anything you want to do

Cons:

doesnt clean his piercings so you have to force him

doesnt understand personal space

Number 2: Rosinante

Pros:

another man that will let you wear his clothes

theyre gonna be huge since hes 9 foot 7

big friendly giant

when he trips bc hes clumsy he requires your kisses to feel better

will pick you up and carry you around if you let him

lets you help him with his makeup

always makes time for you no matter what hes doing

smile brighter than my future

Cons:

Number 1: Izou

Pros:

bro is damn gorgeous

will ask your opinion on everything when shopping for makeup

will even do your makeup if you want him to

self care king

even when youre not feeling it he will at least help you do the most basic things

very patient with only you

big on protecting you

smooches your forehead or temple a ton

has you help with his nightly routine

Cons:

has you ALWAYS help with his nightly routine

“oh im too tired can you do it yourself tonight?”

“Thats too damn bad my hair needs to shine brighter than the sun”

always looks more stunning than you (when is it my turn buddy >:( )

doing his makeup last over an hour

(this one is personal but i wanna cosplay him so bad but hes so feminine im scared i might get mad dysphoria)

thats all :)

#x reader #one piece x reader #one piece #bartolomeo #bartolomeo the cannibal #bartolomeo x reader #portgas ace x reader #portgas d ace #black leg sanji #sanji #not a vinsmoke sanji #sanji x reader #donquixote rosinante #rosinante corazon x reader #rosinante x reader #corazon x reader #izou one piece #izou x reader

[swirlymarimo]

Little Green Monster: Part 2

Nami: Sanji kun!

Sanji: Yes Nami san!?

Nami: Can I talk to you in the kitchen for a second?

Sanji: The kitchen? Sure, did you want me to make you something?

Nami: *looking at law* No, I want to speak with you in private.

Sanji: *panicing* uh- okay. *thinks he made Nami upset*

Nami and Sanji: *leave the deck*

Law: *curiously watches them leave*

Sanji: Nami san, I hope I haven't done anything to upset you. If I have please tell me what-

Nami: No no.

Sanji: Thank goodness!

Nami: I wanted to let you know about something very interesting I learned this morning.

Sanji: Interesting?

Nami: It's about Zoro.

Sanji: What has that algae for brains done now?

Nami: Nothing. But it seems he's feeling a little jealous lately.

Sanji: Jealous? Of who?

Nami: Law.

Sanji: Law? Why would Zoro be jealous of Law?

Nami: Sanji, Law has been flirting with you for the past two days.

Sanji: Flirting with me? No he hasn't. I would have notic- *realizes* oh no. He was wasn't he?

Nami: *face palm* How are you so oblivious?

#zosan #zoro x sanji #zoro and sanji #zosan script #not incorrect quotes #original zosan script #my post #nami #law #law stop flirting with Sanji #law is a fanboy #jealous Zoro #oblivious sanji

[syrupfog]

AU where Sanji never actually left Germa, and Judge made him a test subject early on, successfully getting rid of his empathy after years of torture.

But like, he has those years of bullying from his brothers first, and his empathy’s gone but his anger’s still there. Also with no Zeff, he fights with his fists and doesn’t treat women Like That. Because Zeff’s the one who instilled in him to never hit a woman (and made it weird but that’s not the point).

He’s out on some mission in the Grand Line when he runs into the Straw Hats and he sees Zoro’s green hair and associates it with Yonji and he just haaaates him on sight.

The fight is super evenly matched and Zoro manages to knock him out eventually but he’s like what’s the guy’s DEAL. Wtf is his problem.

Maybe Law’s with them when it goes down and he recognizes that costume and fanboys…

Oh actually yeah— Law’s with them! And after Zoro knocks him out, Law goes into Creepy Surgeon Mode and is like for the love of god please let me get my fingers in that chest cavity

And everyone else (bar Robin ofc) is like Σ（ﾟдﾟlll）

But Law gets a room going and finds all sort of odd Germa technology literally implanted in him and starts pulling it out and messing with it and suddenly Sanji wakes UP and he’s— he’s scared. And overwhelmed. He’s in real time having to reckon with years of torturing people.

And Law’s like oh the emotional part of this is not in my pay grade this is not my job anymore and dips.

So Sanji’s there in the Sunny’s infirmary like “I’m a monster I need to be put down oh my god” and Luffy shows up like HEY you’re cool as hell join my crew.

Zoro is not a fan of this option and also it turns out neither is Sanji BUT sanji has nowhere to go so he makes a deal to sail with them until the next habitable island. So Zoro watches him like a hawk bc he’s like “you’re definitely faking this and are gonna turn evil and try to kill people again right”

But instead he just keeps finding Sanji being really pathetic and sad and looking longingly at the kitchen (Robin doubles as the cook and her food is damn near inedible but that’s just the life of a pirate innit)

Late one night Zoro comes off watch and he sees Sanji sneaking into the kitchen and he thinks OH he’s going to try to POISON US so he sneaks in after him and confronts him, swords and all. And Sanji, who knows what an awful person he’s been and knows he deserves death, just starts crying and is like “yeah you can kill me just let me cook one thing once I just want to remember what it feels like”

So Zoro lets him cook, and is like yeah I’m killing you after this, and Sanji spends a long time sniffling as he re-familiarizes himself with pots and pans and spices and knives and ends up making something garlic-y and delicious that smells strong enough to wake up the crew, and everyone traipses in enraptured by the smell. So Sanji serves them and Zoro tries it first because if it’s poisoned he’s not letting EVERYONE go down. But it’s not poisoned and it’s really good, and anyway Zoro can’t kill him now in front of everyone.

But three nights later the same thing happens— he sees Sanji sneaking into the kitchen and follows him and Sanji says “I know you should’ve killed me last time but you couldn’t, I get that, but I’m dangerous. So let me cook just one more time and then you can kill me.”

And it doesn’t happen of course. Everyone comes in and everyone eats and Zoro watches Sanji recover a little of himself.

And so it goes. At first every few nights and then every other night, and then every single night.

And whenever Zoro comes in, Sanji says, I know I deserve to die but let me cook just one more thing.

And at some point Zoro stops thinking about killing Sanji. He’s a part of the crew now. He’s proving himself, and anyway Zoro can beat him and hold him down and Law can reverse whatever it is again if needs be.

So it’s just a thing they do. Zoro lightly threatens him and Sanji begs for his life and they move on. It’s routine but it doesn’t actually MEAN anything anymore.

That is, until one really bad night where Sanji doesn’t show up in the kitchen like he always does, and Zoro goes looking and finally finds him deep in the steerage, and Sanji says, “I can’t keep living like this, please just kill me. I can’t keep living knowing I’m going to die the next day.”

And Zoro’s like ???? You’re not gonna die the next day wtf

And Sanji says, please, just get it over with.

Zoro realizes that Sanji has continued all this time assuming Zoro really is coming to kill him every night

But it’s been MONTHS at this point. Surely he wouldn’t still think—

But Sanji’s wracked with more than a decade’s worth of guilt, is so sure he deserves the worst the world possibly has to offer.

Too bad Zoro’s a little in love with him at this point. And says anyone who wants to kill Sanji will have to go through Zoro first.

Which Sanji DOESNT UNDERSTAND and he doesn’t understand the kiss Zoro follows it up with, but he returns it. Greedily.

Because as much as he knows he deserves death, he also relishes every moment of life, every chance to feel the emotions he wasn’t allowed. And Zoro goes from jailer to protector in his mind. Slowly. Hesitantly.

He spends years working through the trauma, decades really, but the simplicity with which Zoro sees the world helps. Zoro doesn’t blame him. Zoro loves him. Sanji doesn’t know much but he knows he’ll defend this ship that saved him with his life.

And he knows Zoro wouldn’t let Sanji defend HIM with his life, because Zoro views his life as precious and important.

Which is something Sanji is still learning.

He’ll get there.

#zosan #it’s always a toss up what fics to write vs what to just throw out into the void like this #uhhhhh I need a tag for this #would this go in the Zosan fanfic tag I dunno if that’s just for finished fic #my writing #I guess that works #anyway cross posted from twitter since I have like 3 followers lmao #and tbh it’s been a week I’m still thinking about this #(I’m thinking about writing omegaverse Zosan more tho) #(and ptsd law who’s scared of luffy) #(too little time in the world)