#santa jaws

[cannibalspicnic]

SANTA JAWS (2018) dir. Misty Talley

#santa jaws #horroredit #filmedit #movieedit #christmas horror #b movie #christmasedit #fyeahmovies #horrorgifs #horrorfilmgifs #comedyedit #horror comedy #sometimes i gif

[theclassymike]

Reid Miller for Capturez Magazine.

#reid miller #play by play #santa jaws #joe bell #good joe bell #who are you people #the bell keeper #feeling randy #actor #talented #hot guy #gorgeous guy #one of my faves

[sharks-are-friends-not-foes]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, FRIENDS!!!

I hope everyone has a happy holiday!!🎅🏼🦈🎄

#merry christmas #merry crisis #merry chrysler #merry crimus #merry sharkmas #sharkmas #great white christmas #Santa jaws #shark blog #respect the locals #sharks #shark post

[wowbright]

I watched Santa Jaws and it was everything I hoped it would be. A new Christmas classic!

#santa jaws #so delightful #so many laughs #the exact perfect level of corny

[floridaboiler]

#Christmas #Santa Jaws #Jaws

[heavymetalchemist]

Santa Jaws (2018)

Go watch it.

I'm not saying this movie is good. But here's the thing. I selected this movie to watch today expecting it to be absolutely terrible. I put on terrible movies in the background all the time.

I could not believe the quality of this movie.

Listen. This movie has a budget of two dollars. The effects are bad. Laughably bad. I laughed at them.

But outside of that?

I did not expect a movie called SANTA JAWS which yes involves a CHRISTMAS THEMED KILLER SHARK to have good lighting, good sound, good cinematography, solid acting, coherent story without any major plot holes, an actual christmassy vibe, and doesn't even resort to fart jokes or egregious misogyny???

In all seriousness my ONE real criticism is that in that one scene those two dudes should have kissed, the sexual tension was there, if you watch it you'll know what I mean.

I'm just astounded at the level of competence in this movie. Even as goofy as some of the deaths are (and as poorly done, see two dollar budget) all of the actors were all in on it. No one was phoning it in. This movie has no right being as good as it is.

And no one is talking about it! I've never heard of this movie before today, when I was just shuffling through horror movies on streaming!

This movie has better lighting and direction than some things I've seen in theaters, I am not joking. The editing is great. Whoever storyboarded this knew what they were doing.

If you like B movies, please give it a shot!

#b movies #santa jaws #this movie is gold for a certain kind of movie fan #you know who you are

[i-dont-actualy-like-oatmeal]

my new years tradition is santa jaws being the last movie of the year and pride and prejudice is the first and i just feel like this is something to need to share

#santa jaws #pride and prejudice #i cannot explain it #the pride and prejudice is new santa jaws is not #if you have not watched santa jaws please do it #it's insaine #i love it

[spookytuesdaypod]

spooky tuesday is a (now not so new!) podcast where we’re breaking down all of our favorite slashers, thrillers, monster movies and black comedies on the new scariest day of the week.

chelsea may be our resident sharky tuesweek enthusiast, but when it comes to getting in the holiday spirit, sydney was the one bringing santa jaws (2018) to the table. on our latest episode of spooky tuesday, we picked a christmas flick that takes a more, uh, creative approach to celebrating the season. combining the monster movie genre with a magical object moment, this female-directed film dares to ask the question, “what happens when you give a great white a love of both christmas ornaments and feasting on human flesh?”

give spooky tuesday a listen on apple podcasts, spotify, iheart radio, or stitcher

#santa jaws #misty talley #jake kiernan #reid miller #haviland stillwell #hawn tran #courtney lauren cummings #jim klock #carrie lazar #miles doleac #arthur marroquin #ritchie montgomery #scott allen perry #creek wilson #horror #horror movies #horror movie review #horror movie podcast #movie review podcast #shark movies #scary movie podcast #gay horror podcast #spooky tuesday #new spooky tuesday episode

[lifeofloon]

Proper recipe for celebrating a rainy New Year's Eve. Happy New Year everyone! 🥳

- at Wrigley Bear Den

#smoked turkey #whiskey cocktails #cocktails #nachos #boysenberry cheesecake #cheesecake #fanny cat #white cat #cat #sleeping cat #cat pic #santa jaws #christmas movies

[anythingwontdo]

I was tagged by @smoldaintyteacups to list my 10 favorite movies

I’m tagging @canadian-girl-hates-winter @grandtheftpoptart @littleblk-cat @b1usides and @localcryptid87-deactivated20220 and anyone else who wants a go at this

#ugh I agree this was really tough #sorry I stole lilo and stitch #but you’re so right #there’s probably a couple I’m forgetting that should be here #but this is what I got for now #Star Wars #Lilo and stitch #grave of the fireflies #now you see me #the matrix #aliens #lotr #the incredibles #silence of the lambs #Santa jaws #seriously go watch Santa jaws it’s a good time I promise

[submersivemedia]

Merry Christmas!

#santa jaws #christmas

[cannibalspicnic]

I want Santa Jaws/Cocaine Bear yuri. Let it snow.

#cocaine bear #santa jaws #let these ladies love each other

[theclassymike]

Reid Miller taken by Ana Rodriguez.

#reid miller #play by play #joe bell #good joe bell #who are you people #feeling randy #santa jaws #the bell keeper #actor #talented #hot guy #gorgeous guy #one of my faves

[gameofthunder66]

'Santa Jaws' (2018) film

watched 12/21/2023- 2 stars- on Amazon Prime

#my have seen list #Santa Jaws #2018 #film #misty tally #apocalyptic thriller #horror #christmas #reid miller #courtney lauren cummings #haviland stillwell #jim klock #carrie lazar #arthur marroquin #ritchie montgomery #miles doleac #hawn tran #scott allen perry #sherri eakin #creek wilson #danny cosmo #Amazon Prime

[thehumanarkle]

I used to do this thing on Twitter where I would make a thread of videos on my YouTube channel that are one view away from a round number.

BlueSky doesn't make doing it easy, and Twitter likes to hide promotional tweets, so I'm going to try doing this here. Wish me luck.

Though not as a thread, obviously, just one post.

Anyway...

First up, from Season 2, it's the episode on the movie The Beach Girls. Spoiler Alert: This movie SUUUUUUUCKS.

Next, from Season 3, we have Blood of Dracula's Castle, which, if I remember right, contain possibly the lamest Dracula in cinema history. Pretty sure Donald Trump could whoop this guy's ass.

After that we have another Season 3 three movie, the least vampirey movie in a DVD set titled The Vampire Collection, and also a confusing mess, The Witches Mountain. Or The Witch's Mountain, no one seems to be in agreement on which. Er, pun not originally intended.

We move on to Season 4, and Season 4's best movie, the directorial debut of Dolph Lundgren, The Killing Machine (a.k.a. Icarus).

We jump past Season 5 into Season 6 with a movie that was never going to be good good, but couldn't even manage to be bad good. It was, in fact, boring. Santa Jaws, everyone.

Stepping out my main show for this one, we have one of my Tier Ranking videos, this one for the romance options of the Mass Effect Trilogy. #ShaynorIsLife

And another Tier Ranking video, the pre-Snyder Batman theatrical movies. I stand by my rankings here.

We now return to my main show for that time Robert Davi was cast as Merlin. This was a thing that was allowed to happen.

Oh hey, one of my Let's Try videos. This one was for the limited edition Coca-Cola flavor, Dreamworld.

We go from there to Season 8 of the main show, the season where I subjected myself to 4 Hallmark Channel Christmas movies. And this one was the worst of the lot, despite probably straying the furthest from the forumla; Christmas By The Book.

And we close out our post with my most recent Coca-Cola flavor video, Ultimate. However I can only post a link to that one since I hit the 10 video per post limit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3Sg0VjgnQs

#self promo #arkle studios #round numbers #shameless cashgrab #tier ranking #let's tries #the beach girls #blood of dracula's castle #the witches mountain #the killing machine #santa jaws #mass effect trilogy #shaynor #batman movies #the sorcerer's apprentice #dreamworld coca-cola #hallmark channel christmas movies #christmas by the book #ultimate coca cola #Youtube

[themadnatxd]

This may be the best project I have completed so far in 2023.

(I was a dumbass and almost forgot the image)

#the mad natters #SANTA JAWS #Christmas #Sharks #CHRISTMAS SHARKS #Blanket #crafting