Idk planting a “seed” of friendship with the intent to make things sexual later doesn’t sit right with me.
The implication being you wanted to be a creep from the start but you know that wouldn’t work so you chose to use friendship as a guise to get you laid? Yea that is fucked
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if sam not womancoded then why:
[middle class signifier]
[middle class signifier]
[bad thing that happened to many of the male characters on the show]
[bad thing that happened to dean too]
longer hair
eats salads
checkmate hellers 😏
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this one actually made me laugh pretty hard im not gonna lie
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i feel like people are sleeping on the occam's razor situation of how buckwild it is to outright accuse a guy of being a clone of your friend even if you DO have a lot of circumstantial evidence. there's other options is what im saying. they could just be like. a guy. that's a sensible deduction. you should explore that deduction. ignore my shirt that reads I <3 RED HERRINGS.
i still think odile has the correct theory on lock but she's smart enough to know it needs like... a real smoking gun to be able to bring it up without sounding insane.
anyway. (mirabelle voice) i know its rude to speculate but has anyone else noticed the grieving? they seem to be grieving. does anyone have any thoughts on the grieving? i have some thoughts on the grieving.
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'Cause we'll dance together so close we're sharing breath
But now I'm leading, doesn't that just scare you to death?
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Quick its nearly 4am no ones awake to witness biblically accurate ed sheeran corndog sun
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I was playing Skyrim and when Miraak decided to flex his Dragon Aspect form in Apocrypha he full on flashed me and went commando
Look at his walk of shame away as he coveres his tiny dragon
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Whenever an Argonian or Khajiit says smooth skin/smoothskin, I am mentally transported into the Fallout series.
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we need to have a serious discussion about buffy summers and the blatant lack of crossbow safety she displays
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haven't even watched DW, but my fave popcultural blogger wrote that the recap of previous events from the new episode of Doctor Who looked like a loading screen from Skyrim and
I had to make it.
(trivia bit x)
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how does it feel to be the art subtitling blog of tumblr
I've become the hero I needed
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okay most employed people in westeros pre agot
tyland: went from westerlands bureaucrat to master of ships to lord treasurer to getting tortured to hand of a boy king #goals
elaena: first ever pensioner in the history of the iron throne. ran the master of coin office like the navy AND got a boytoy out of it.
aegor: single-handedly created the most successful mercenary company in essos and was probably the architect of the blackfyre rebellions after daemon died (flop).
larys: only person to ever enjoy being a little office guy. loves his job as head torturer so much he doesn't even care they are probably not paying him.
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