"WE. ARE. MARRIED!! WEEEEEHEEEE"
"Aren't you bored of this yet?"
"We just got married a few hours ago, Kurt."
"What...? Not the marriage, silly, THIS."
"You said I could do it."
"Yeah, of course, but that was 20 minutes ago."
"HE SAID YES!!"
"I said yes 1,5 years ago, sweetheart. You should also shout that out to the universe so people don't think we were just that drunk last night."
"HE SAID YES 1,5 YEARS AGO AND NOW WE'RE MARRIED!"
"Wow, I was just kidding, but okay..."
"WE JUST GOT MARRIED!!"
"They know. Trust me. Everyone knows. It's literally written all over us."
"WE ARE MARRIED!!"
"You're crazy, you know that, right? This is insane."
"But you love me."
"I do, honey. That's why I married you. Now, would you come back here, please, sit down and---"
"HE. MARRIED. MEEE!!!"
"Oh, God... It's going to be an extraordinarily long journey."
"Yep. I plan it to last forever."
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breaking my hank takeover to say uuuuuuuhhhhh. uh oh
i have no interest in the new megamind movie/show BUT i might watch it for them. im assuming their name is night knight bc of the initials/stars/knight theme. and they're CUTEEEE
edit: name is apparently lord nighty-knight. i was close
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K, L, E!!
YES OH MY GOSH HELLO ANON thank you so much for indulging me and sending questions from the Fanfic Ask Meme!! As always, I LOVE chatting about fic (mine and other peoples!) and I get so excited when people send me these! If anyone wants to send anymore, or reblog it themselves, the list can be found HERE.
K: What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?
This is a hard question because I feel like all of my fics are pretty angst heavy? I know I published it anonymously, but I think Immoral in a Stranger's Lap was probably one of the most painful, especially because it didn't really have a resolution or a happy ending, the same goes for (Sometimes).
It's still in the early stages of outlining, (and I'm writing it because I am firmly in the we need more mpreg in this fandom camp) but the Teen Dad Fictional!Matty fic is also shaping up to be pretty angsty - it's looking like it's going to be a split narrative alternating between 16 year old Fictional!Matty dealing with teen pregnancy and present day thirty something year old Fictional!Matty trying to get pregnant on purpose and struggling to do so which I know deals with a lot of really heavy and painful topics.
L: What’s the weirdest AU you’ve ever come up with?
I feel like all of them 😂 But I guess, since it's not really popular in this fandom I'm going to say omegaverse even though it was very common in my other fandom experiences.
E: If you wrote a sequel to [insert fic], what would it be about?
I'm choosing to talk about Small Bump because I was working on Make Way for Ducklings earlier and clearly have mpreg on the mind. If I were to writing a sequel to that one, it would be dealing with Fictional!Matty's postpartum depression.
Thank you so much for sending these in! Thank you so much for reading and taking the time to send this ask, and for your continued support! I'm really grateful for the people who have not only taken the time to read my fics, but who have also taken the time to engage with me! I really appreciate you! I hope your Wednesday is going well and that you have a great rest of your week!
❤️Ally
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(a bit of speculation for tma 2 inspired by this post, which i wanted to separate from my last half-jokey speculation post...)
jon and martin return, their voice on the tapes, but something is Off, and the listeners are left uncertain if it's really them -- it sounds just like them, but things keep happening that seem out of character -- and why are they interacting with the tapes so extensively again? after everything? wouldn't they want to leave it all behind? -- until it becomes clear that It's Not Them. It Was Never Them. it was something else all along.
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to not spoil it, they quietly killed off the ncr for absolutely no reason and made the BOS victors for some reason.
house is not dead, but for majority fucked over at the battle of the hoover dam. how it is not stated yet.
but you’re pretty much correct everything else, so real “let’s wipe the slate clean bullshit”.
Of course he lost the dam.
The NCR was the main force behind Hoover Dam's acquisition in the first place, wrenching it out from under Caesar at the last second when Hanlon and the Rangers pulled their hail mary.
Without the Bear of the West, the Three Families probably defected into Caesar or fell to the Legion or just straight up deserted House once they realized a couple hundred tanks on tricycles would never be able to stand up to the Several Thousand Trained Berserkers that make up Caesar's Legion by year 2277.
I'm just curious as to what the Tin Can Buffoons will do to him when they find him. Or if he's made contact with Boston yet as his own last stand hail mary, though that part's purely wishful thinking.
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something about absentmindedly playing with a girls pussy while lounging on a couch high out of our minds, lazily edging her close to a release and then licking my fingers clean before grazing them over her thigh and back to her clit without even moving my eyes from the shitty horror movie we're watching. something about a pretty girl in a t shirt and cute underwear with her legs spread over my lap trying to just get a release, whiny and wet, jerking her hips into the air for something literally anything while i use her pussy as a thing to keep my hands busy. something about telling her to be quieter, shush baby im tryna watch the movie, cant hear the dialogue over you. something about playing with her nipples under her shirt with the cold air hitting her open needy pussy. something about the movie ending and finally she thinks she's gonna get to be fucked, to cum after over an hour of aimless lazy teasing, only to start the sequel.
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DAN AND PHIL AND CATS 2024
Hello furry friends.
It is true. The sequel to the fabled canine calendar is here.. and this time we're feline fine! (i am so sorry)
Presenting - the Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar
Taking the strong theme of 80's awkward family photos and the world's ugliest sweaters to the next level - this is a full 12 month calendar each with its own dreamy retro concept photo, accompanied by a cute kitty (or two!).
Why not mark August with Soft-prom Dan and Phil?
Or celebrate spooky season with angsty vampire Dan and Phil?
This may be the single best thing we've ever created in our lives. The sheer power of the aesthetic is only matched by the aura of cats, that honestly were only there to be stroked, sleep and eat and barely acknowledged our existence.
If you want to see the making of the calendar we uploaded a BTS vlog here: https://youtu.be/ZBzitn5_OUg
Shoutout to our brilliant artist photographer Linda Blacker.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL - in case you wanted something to keep you warm we also have the:
Legalise Catboys Sweater
A soft grey sweater featuring Dan and Phil as Catboys working at a café. A political slogan, a rallying cry. What does this message mean? Whatever the world needs it to.
And yes, if Americans buy it from the US shop it will incorrectly be spelled Legalize. You strange United Z'ers Z'ing up our language.
The Dan and Phil and Cats 2024 Calendar, and LegaliZZZE Catboys Sweater are available right now!
Worldwide: http://danandphilshop.com USA: http://us.danandphilshop.com
Thank you for all of your support in this comeback era of DAPG, together we are truly healing the world and the miscellaneous trauma of the last few years and the vibes are at an all time high. We hope you are all excited for the festive season! My what content awaits.
Love Dan and Phil
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