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duaghterofstories · 2 years

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One time I thought of a really funny byler fanfic where it's entirely canon complient, except that just days after the Byers moved, Mike meets some random girl who seems super weird, and it turns out she's a time/dimension traveler from either just plain 2022 or our world 2022 (That was never determined, hut one fo the two. Also, it didn't have to be 2022, I just thought of it in 2022, so...). I called her Brittney

Anyway, they become great friends somehow, and Brittney thinks it would be hilarious if he just... didn't tell the Byers anything about this.

Also, she continues operating as if it's her time/dimension, and she isn't ashamed. She's openly queer, uses her tech, and is just your average, depressed, Gen Z kid with crippling anxiety and an ao3 addiction. Everyone is too scared to bully her about any of these things because she has demonstrated multiple times that she is excellent with many weapons, including many types of polearms+a scythe and crossbows, and one of her writing presontations was a detailed story where a girl killed someone and then detailed her exact method for hiding the body and getting away with it etc.

Anyway, she's just kind of chilling with the Party in Hawkins for S4, and Eddie lives, but then, the Byers come back and everyone kind of... assumes that Mike told them about Brittney.

He listens to them talk about her and Mike, and assumes Mike replaced him or smth. He didn't, Brittney just figured out he was gay in .5 seconds, attached to him, and now they're both queer pining messes and she knows he likes WIll and stuff, she's not trying to replace anyone, just exist.

And one day they crack and ask who Brittney is and they're super confused, but they take them to meet her, and she immediatly calls Will gay, insults his hair, and the gets confused when he gets hurt and offended and shit.

And then Mike walks in, and she immediately is like: "This is your type? Honestly, I thought you at least had some decorum. Like, honestly, you couldn't like someone who at least looks good."

If someone could write that, that's be great.

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leatherluxe · 1 year

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I LOVE Aabria playing a 16 year old girl. she’s incredibly powerful. she’s rotting. she has a crush on Deli. she has a million secrets. what teenage girl doesn’t? she wants to murder the bishop in cold blood.

#literally my fave so far #and the scene where she wants them to stay together?#anjali immediately wingmanning the crush?#the bishop has no clue what's happening but he's here for it?#adore #the ravening war #aabria iyengar #karna solara

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hellaephemeral · 2 years

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i love how the biggest problem of the ua siblings isn’t that they don’t share the bits of vital information they all individually collect over the season with each other (or can’t because they are separated) but that they do and are immediately dismissed by each other because “oh well we don’t have time for tHIS rn” and “whatever this can’t be as important as THIS” and “oh klaus says weird shit all the time so like why even question his story about a glowing orb in the basement??”and “i heard what you said but i am just gonna ignore you“ it’s not even miscommunication at this point. they ARE communicating, they just couldn’t give less of a fuck about what comes out of each others mouths and i love that

#tua #tua spoilers #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #tua s3 #the umbrella academy #viktor hargreeves #not five tho #99% of the time five has no clue what communication is #i love how fei and ben do the same thing to grace #she literally TOLD them about the orb and that it took marcus and they just went “okay anywayys“#it’s reggie’s influence istg #i love how the person sharing the information also couldn’t give less of a fuxk #they’re like “this happened! you don’t care? ok valid“#it’s mostly with klaus tho #if they all would just listen to klaus once istg there wouldn’t be an apocalypse

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everysongineverykey · 6 months

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genuinely killing undyne in a neutral run and then walking through hotland later and seeing alphys' posts go "just realized i didn't watch undyne fight the human... well i know she's unbeatable i'll ask her about it later v . v" completely unaware of what's happened is one of the most unpleasant and harrowing experiences in undertale and i am not kidding even a little bit

#undertale #she doesn't fucking know.#that's part of why undyne's no mercy death is in a way less heartbreaking than her neutral death #partly because in neutral she didn't expect this. she had no clue you would be powerful enough- experienced enough- to defeat her #and she dies terrified of what you'll do to her loved ones #while in no mercy she gave it all she had and she dies knowing alphys has a plan to evacuate everyone if she loses #AND alphys at least knows. like. watching your best friend and the one you love die horribly in real time #while you're powerless to help obviously isn't fun.#but is it worse than having no idea she died until after you've unknowingly befriended her murderer #and helped them in every part of their quest?#is it worse than only finding out what's happened after they've gone and you're truly stuck there with her gone and them untouchable?#despite everything. undertale still makes me insane.

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anna-scribbles · 7 months

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regained my 12 year old swag(read an entire new percy jackson book in one sitting)

#CHALICE OF THE GODS WAS SO GOOD #AUAUUGHHHUHGHHHGHHHSH #i was laughing out loud every few minutes for like 5 hours straight #this was a book of BITS #(spoilers in tags from here on out)#i keep thinking abt percy’s river rage tantrum and how he came out of it to annabeth saying ‘yeah he’s scary sometimes when he gets worked #up. do you want more tea?’#COMEDY #the entire bit with him hiding under the pastry cart. the thing about annabeth having a secret fanclub and percy’s not even phased.#THE HIMBO JUICE THING. RICK RIORDAN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THERES A HOOTERS BUT FOR MEN AND SMOOTHIES #annabeth apparently specifically won’t bake clue cupcakes. and this is happening less than 2 years after the famous sixteenth birthday blue #cupcake that she and tyson made for him. the one that looked like a blue brick that they are with their hands.#<— not inconsistency. comedy.#percy’s whole thing with playing with the snakes with the rainbow as he’s fully prepared to be eaten😭😭😭😭😭he is SO unserious #the entire mt olympus scene where he keeps getting distracted from what he’s doing bc he can’t stop roasting zues in his head????#PERCY I LOVE YOU #ugh i forgot how much i adore percy pov.#pov of not knowing what’s going on ever. pov of being distracted every 10 seconds. he’s literally so real #i thought eudora was hilarious #the whole concept that percy has to do this at all. i think it’s so funny #ppl who are mad that the premise of the quests is stupid. like yeah. percy jackson has a stupid life.#when annabeth broke through his window at 4am to sit on his bed and talk about rocks and trees. everything #percy not knowing the names of anyone at his school or on his swim team #when the god showed up at his cafeteria and percy just ate his lasagna sandwich before talking to him😭😭😭😭that child is TIRED #i loved the light graffiti in the tunnel. when percy wrote their initials i SCREAMED #WHEN. WHEN HE ASCENDED AND TURNED INTO RAINBOW LIGHT WITH THE POWER OF WANTING TO TELL ANNABETH HE LOVED HER.#I DIED.#THE POWER OF LOVE ALWAYS SO STRONG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#AUGH i am weak #pjo

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schnuffel-danny · 10 months

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Anti-Cosmo and his beautiful, lovely wife, Car Battery

#fairly oddparents #no clue what's happening with my art style #anti-wanda has a mullet and no shoes because she's an agent of chaos and I love her

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vampcaprisun · 8 months

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cazador: you are nothing more than a means to an end. i made you to be consumed.

me, out loud: i want to rip his FACE OFF!

my boyfriend: ….you look like it.

#nothing has ever made me angrier in my life than listening to that motherfucker run his mouth #i was yelling at him the whole fight but that was one that really got me #my hands were fully in fists up at the screen #i had headphones on so my bf had literally no clue what was happening #she was just enjoying the show #bg3 spoilers #astarion #cazador szarr #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3

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kaistarus · 3 months

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CAME PREPARED WITH A BUCKET FOR THEIR TEARS!?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHA-WHAT DO YOU MEAN R.F. KUANG? WHY DO I NEED A BUCKET??

#what a foreboding dedication #ive avoided all spoilers of this book and have no clue #if Kitay dies so help me god i will not recover #she already took Ramsa from me #i know SOMETHING has to happen rin & nezha. one of them is dying. its fated dude #im so stressed who does this to a person #the burning god #the poppy war #help meee

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colorisbyshe · 1 month

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i literally cannot have a normal conversation with my mother.

i was complaining about having to come up with a costume for my hip hop class which recommended a red accessory and she said she had a red bandana

"no i don't want to do that, for a variety of reasons"

"well, it can be a gay thing."

"... mother, that was a gay SEX thing, i'm not wearing a bandana like that"

"gay sex thing?"

"yeah, the different colors mean... things i'm not talking to you about, figure it out on your own"

"is that why my gay roommate kept stealing all of my bandanas"

"i guess so??"

"well he's dead now. a lot of my friends died of AIDS"

"oh"

"yeah"

"..."

"gay sex though, really?"

"i'm not doing this"

#ma'am #i know she lived in atlantic city for much of the 70s 80s and early 90s but also........#she picked up so little on what was happening around her #she's sooo weird #she was into punk music and would go to like... goth clubs #worked in casinos and met so many celebs #ran a veggie restaurant in atlantic city #and yet..... social awareness has NEVER been in the building #she just has no clue #about th ething shappenign right in frontof her

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poisoned-pearls · 6 months

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Finished the line art for them!! I have both toned it irl and plan to digitally color it, but I like how this looks too so

Fankid run through under cut

From right to left: Vivienne Schoenheit (Rookvil) Faraja Kingscholar (Leona) Ellie Felmier (Epeldeuce) Samir Al-Asim (Silkali) Nami Ashengrotto (Jamiazu) Neo shroud (Idikei) Emil Schoenheit (rookvil) Tamaki Leech (Treyjade) Mallerie and Malick Draconia (Malleyuu)

#It feels so weird to see white faraja #Nami too.#Samir only somewhat. He kinda just looks like silver #Ellies name may change to Macie though. I’ve been tossing it around #This is Emil’s true personality though. Shit faced smile. He’s is a terror with a grappling gun #OH also Neo Samir and Malick are the pop club of this era #And Viv and Nami compete in the vdc (I haven’t gotten to this chapter yet in game. But I do generally know what happens (aka I have no clue #How frequently it happens)#Also Tamaki just has shit eye vision #Like my personal headcanon is that Azul’s eye glasses correct his pupil shape so he doesn’t go blind from light #So he doesn’t need the glasses underwater #But Tamaki needs glasses everywhere #She simply cannot see #Okay actual tags now #Twst #Twisted wonderland #Twst oc #Twisted wonderland oc #Vivienne Schoenheit #Faraja Kingscholar #Ellie Felmier #Samir Al-Asim #Nami Ashengrotto #Neo shroud #Emil Schoenheit #Tamaki Leech #Mallerie Draconia #Malick Draconia #OH THAT WORKED THANK GOD #typing those out each time is pain

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dustteller · 1 month

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I think modern au Zhu SHOULD be the lesbian best friend trope to Ouyang except that its because this man is her pet project and gODDDAMIT she's gonna FIX him she's gonna MAKE him be BETTER she's going to SOLVE EVERYTHING and he will RESPECT HER (she is actively making him worse). She has a whole complex about it and everything. She has based a part of her identity on dragging this man up from his toxic funk and is fully convinced that if she tries hard enough he will eventually come to his senses and be an equal participant in this relationship. They have a terrible wonderful toxic loving codependent relationship that's neither a romance nor a friendship nor a rivalry but a secret fourth thing.

Predictably, this does not go well. The character arcs would be Zhu learning she can't fix a sinking ship and letting Ouyang fail by himself, and Ouyang learning to not be a shit person, actually, and coming out of his bubble of self-centeredness and working on himself instead of unloading his emotional labor onto the people around him. And they should both get to develop a healthier relationship with each other than what they had in canon bc queer solidarity is great and its even better when it's in the shape of some weird bullshit some gay people built out of the corpse parts of heteronormative romance (affectionate and completely unironic)

#brought to you by me thinking about the last half of HWDtW and how Zhu interacts with Ouyang post-betrayal #well. interacts with the concept of Ouyang. he kinda (spoilers).#she was unhealthily attached to Ouyang and honestly I think she deserves an universe where her whole deal is reciprocated.#but only AFTER i put them in a fully self sustaining terrarium jar and sic the emotional isopods on them.#that part comes first bc my personal entertainment is CLEARLY the most important thing here guys #the radiant emperor #my thoughts #zhu yuanzhang #OHHH AND ALSO i think Zhu and Ouyang should get to have their weird little gay relationship #while their partners stare in accepting horror.#ma would be supportive bc she knows how important this impressively awful man is to her girlfriend #but rest assured she DOES NOT like him. she will (very politely) bitch about him to Baoxiang and then feel bad about it #she shouldn't feel bad tho bc Ouyang deserves it and Baoxiang repeatedly reminds her of this fact #eventually ouyang grows on her.#kinda like the bowl of mold in the back of the fridge you've developed an emotional attachment to.#he shouldn't be there but now she feels bad about evicting him into the trash!#(she feels significantly less bad about evicting him into Esen's appartment)#Esen has even less of a clue what's happening with Zhu and Ouyang.#he just knows that Zhu is important to Ouyang and also is 90% sure that they fucked at some point.#30% sure that they are still fucking but he grew up around Baoxiang and Ouyang #he has learned Not to Ask! he does Not Want to Know!#and anyways it's none of his bussiness who his bestie/person that he wants to adopt a horse and grow old with/hot roomate is fucking!#its not his problem! he is not invested! he is not going to think about it! there is no reason to think about whos in Ouyang's pants!#he is not thinking about anything involving Ouyang's pants at all! much less about the inside of Ouyang's pants!#and since hes not thinking about it bc theres no reason to think about it then he cant have a problem with it :)#so he wont ask!

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potatobugz · 3 months

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huuoogh eridan ampora is arospec and ace you agree. reblog

#homestuck #rambles #this is a silly post #right after valentines day cuz i forgor #my explanation being: troll society is amatonormative in that u are expected to be in a quadrant by a certain age (iirc)#and if you are not then you will (probably) be culled #one can imagine how that would have an effect on eridans view of relationships in general #i think the reason why she is so pushy is because she is viewing it as something necessary. that she NEEDS to #have a quadrant (understanding given how you will DIE if ur not in one)#i personally can relate to feeling like u have to be in a relationship bc of everyone around you #and i often mistook admiration 4 people i thought were cool as like romantic attraction #(cuz i have NO CLUE how romantic attraction feels like)#eridans whole thing to me is that she is... very lonely. and desperate.#and she wants to survive (re: what happened on the meteor)#but she reads to me as someone who does not want to be in a relationship but wants to have that box ticked. u know ?#not to mention eri is just genuinely kind of bad at mantaining relationships (of any kind ?) she has a tendency to drive ppl away methinks #of any romantic kind anyway. i think shes okay at mantaining friendships actually #this is where i start to lose my train of thought. i hope that explains like the gist of my reasoning behind this #evidence number two: asexual flag colors.#i rest my case #eridan ampora #“eridan ampora”#PLS #ITS NOT TAGGING!!! GROWLS

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theflowerofthecommonwealth · 9 months

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Jasmine: (Walks into Acadia on her own after a long day. She still hasn’t uttered at word out loud to anyone other than Nick, Kasumi, or Jules)

DiMA: (Stands from his chair to greet the teen) “Hello there, Jasmine! I hear you and Nick have had quite an adventure here on the Island.”

Jasmine: (Stops and slowly blinks at her new uncle, still very wary of him because of what he’s done to Jules who was her only friend at Acadia)

DiMA: (Smiles warmly and approaches) “Is there anything you want to know about the Island and its inhabitants? I have had my own fair share of adventures, I could recount a few to you if that’s something you’d like.”

Jasmine: (Blinks some more, then rubs her eyes) “Desculpe me.” (Yawns sleepily as she stretches out) “Estoy muy cansada porque anoche yo no dormí.”

DiMA: (Rubs his chin) “Hrm, that’s a foreign language that I am not familiar with. Though, so far there hadn't been much need for any other language other than English.”

Jasmine: (Straightens up then shakes her head) “No entiendo, señor.” (Makes a motion with her hand) “Más despacio, por favor.”

DiMA: “I think I have a better idea.” (Stares off for a few seconds) “………” (Starts sizzling like an old overworked computer as he installs Google Translate)

Jasmine: (Under her breath) “Oh fuck….”

Faraday: (Comes running in) “NOOOOOO! He can’t run a translator anymore! He’s too old and fragile!”

Chase: (Also comes flying in) “Get him to stop!”

Faraday: (Rushes over to a terminal) “I’m trying!”

Jasmine: (Steps back and tilts her head at the two) “No entiendo qué es lo que quieres.”

Chase: (Sternly) “Stop that! Stop talking!”

Jasmine: (Folds her hands and smiles innocently and politely) “Padrón señorita, yo no hablo inglés.”

Faraday: (Swears and grumbles like he’s a crazy person on drugs)

DiMA: (Sizzling and steaming to the point you could cook an egg on him)

Jasmine: (Motions to DiMA) “¿Está bien?”

Faraday: (Desperately mashing buttons) “VALENTINE! PLEASE COME GET BABY VALENTINE BEFORE SHE BLOWS UP THE WHOLE DAMN OBSERVATORY!!” (Screams at the terminal as it crashes and reboots)

Jasmine: (Crosses her arms) “Usted es un hombre muy estresado. ¿Estás bien? ¡Necesitas ayuda para los locos!”

Faraday: (Smacks the terminal multiple times as he yells over his shoulder) “I DO NOT UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU ARE SAYING!!!”

Jasmine: (Mumbling to herself) “El gringo es un loco hombre y estúpido.” (Thinks it obvious she was joking from the start, they are all just too dense to notice)

Chase: “WE TOLD YOU TO SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!”

Jasmine: “Ustedes cállense la boca!!!” (Throws up her hands) “¡No estoy haciendo nada!” (Jabs a finger at DiMA) “¡Es su culpa!” (She didn’t tell the synth to download a translator, just to talk more slowly)

Nick: (Appears from the stairway) “Alright missy, that’s enough outta you for one day.” (Snatches his daughter’s hand and starts dragging her away)

Faraday: (Squawking like a distressed and disturbed parrot as he shakes and bangs the terminal)

Jasmine: (Follows along without any complaints) “Papá, tú familia está MUY loca. ¿Por qué es eso?”

Nick: (Tired Dad sigh) “Let’s just get you to bed before ya blow your uncles fuse too….”

#I apologize for my pocha Spanish. I mean- I speak Spanish better than the others but not rapid fire Spanish.#I talk like a first grader when I do the Spanish. I can roll my R’s perfectly though and only have a slight accent.#Although I think I did pretty good here. Cross you’re fingers and pray I get better lol #Back to what’s important. Jasmine does speak fluent Spanish thanks to her adoptive mother and close friends.#She’s probably do great in New Vegas and California. I want her to meet Raul #And here she’s incredibly pissed about what had happened to Jules as it hit too close to home.#Since Jas is not allowed to maul them she has to get her licks in with other methods.#Nick would’ve found it funny if she didn’t take it too far so now he has to pretend to be disappointed in his daughter.#He probably had little to no clue she knew Spanish. He’s just chalking this on the long list of hidden talents she has.#fallout #fo4 #fallout 4 #fallout original character #fallout oc #nick valentine #faraday fallout 4 #dima #dima fallout 4 #chase fallout 4

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frecklystars · 18 days

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The wildest thing is that there’s no silverfish problem anywhere else in the house except my room. They’re on my ceiling. My walls. My carpet. My bed, especially my bed, always on my pillow. Nowhere else in the house. I’ve sprayed everywhere, I’ve patched up the windows, I’ve laid out bait — my room and specifically my BED is like… the silverfish magnet for some godforsaken reason. I’m on the couch rn I’m shaky and my eyes burn. I wannna SLEEP. I’m gonna sleep. Goodnight. Give Holland a kiss from me I’m thinking about him rn

#coca is a delight as always she has no clue what’s happening but she’s wagging her tail rn #my throat hurts from screaming all of a sudden like that holy smokes #now every time my longass hair tickles me I immediately think it’s a silverfish #UUUGGHHHHH AAAHHHH UUURGRGHRH and so on and so forth

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frozenambiguity · 2 months

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«Whatever our souls are made out of, his and mine are the same. If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be. And if all else remained, and he were annihilated, the universe would turn to a mighty stranger...»

Thump.

Just like that, his monologue finishes, and the book he had been reading is closed. Carefully, it is placed on the wooden desk where the captain had first found it. No hints that anyone had even touched it.

«Hm. Positively dramatic. But it has its own charms, I suppose». Soon enough, he grins, amused. Who would have thought Wuthering Heights was Master Jean's latest obsession?

#【 ic | fool you once; fool you twice. 】#{{ if you think Kae doesn't take a peek at the romance novels Jean has//reads in her office... you'd be wrong }}#{{ I can see him even commenting the latest happenings with Lisa wwwwwww }}#{{ one day Jean just happens to mention a book and kaeya just. agrees. jean's surprised that he knows it. }}#{{ kaeya just replies “well; what can I say? I am a man of culture” }}#{{ it happens with every book she mentions. she doesn't have a clue yet. }}#{{ the day she finds out will be a very interesting day. }}#{{ ah; yes. the essence of true friendship. }}#{{ if it isn't clear; I adore the KOF friendships asdfsghj }}

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highlifeboat · 8 months

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I think that mold should have lasting effects on her.

#imagine alcina walks into the bedroom and mia is just hacking up mold and she has no clue what the fuck to do #and mia is trying to be like ''it's cool this just happens sometimes....''#but it's not cool #she is afraid #mia winters #cw eyestrain

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