#she stomped at me

[texas-bbq-pringles]

nutmeg threw a tantrum because i had the audacity to walk past without giving her treats

#she stomped at me #nutmeg baby i love you but it's 4:30 am that is not treat time #i'm only awake bc i woke up at 4 and couldn't get back to sleep #and dad will be awake in a couple of hours to bring you treats #i feel bad but also i don't want them getting too many treats and getting ill just bc i'm too soft with them :( #bunnies #fucking bnuuy #i love my bunnies

[polarsirens]

Would you have fallen in love with her?

#dimension 20 #dimension 20 spoilers #d20 neverafter #neverafter #ylfa snorgelsson #prince gerard of greenleigh #elody of greenleigh #fanart #my art #am i done thinking about this entire conversation? no #god. this moment for no reason got me crying #and that line too. ylfa's so so pure #she loved you for more than you could hop? and #and gerard's little chuckle and yes #stomp on my heart why don't you

[mabbbish]

wonderful day to remember ninjago has a canon highschool au

#mad as hell i posted this like two days ago and tumblr ate it then logged me out of my acc???? #lloyd has dyed blue hair inspired by mr snail dood inspired by that one ninjago scriptwriter that said he would btw. if you even care #anyway there are many scenarios buzzing in my noggin about gaps in the movie i’m filling them all with hcs #like i am so sure nya could go into service or social work or law or security because shes a genius when it comes to laws and rights #but she has anger issues and she hates authority so she can’t get a job anywhere #that’s why she loves being a ninja!! #plus her steel cap boots are for stomping on people!!! #hate zane’s characterisation in the movie it’s creepy asf in this he’s just everyone’s favourite lab partner #anyway more hcs in art cominbb soon #ninjago #the lego ninjago movie #tlnm #lego ninjago #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #kai smith #nya smith #ninjago kai #ninjago cole #ninjago zane

[hellavile]

nicki is the prime example of an older bitter woman. she need serious help fr. like to hear her on live stuttering and going on and on about megan and her deceased mother is sickening. she stooped low af fr. all over one line. megan ain’t even say that girls name and it got her yapping out her mouth like somebody grandma. and she’s only proving everyone’s point about her nasty ass husband. now if megan say sum bout her father or brother???? don’t go crying to kenneth or papa about how everyone’s against you cs you’re the queen of rap blah blah.

#and don’t get me wrong. ADORE nicki’s music. i was too a barb. but time and time again has she lessened her value #she continues to bash every woman she collabs w #she has beef with EVERY WOMAN IN THE INDUSTRY. she’s clearly the problem. #she hates seeing anyone be great or do more than her. #i hope megan say a lot more about her lil ass. talking about a mother like that would get a bitch STOMPED in my city #also her doing this dr seuss ass rhyme #LMAOOOOOOO. #giving one fish two fish #talking about her foot but didn’t you say she was lying??? so you agree??? she got shot? oh okay. #៹ ࣪𖥔 ━━━ ꒰ 𝑚𝑜𝑐ℎ𝑎’𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 .ᐟ ꒱ #megan thee stallion #nicki minaj

[lizziesribbons]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

#I'm so not lying #Iwanthertodestroyme #Fuckmedumb #Want her so bad #she can ruin my life #Drive a car on me #Stomp me #Kill me #Kill my whole family #elizabeth olsen #elizabeth olsen x reader #lizzie olsen #elizabeth olsen x y/n #wanda maximoff #mommy wanda #wanda maximoff x reader #dark!wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff fanfiction #wanda maximoff smut

[firestorm09890]

Limbus Company is just as horny as every other gacha game except instead of the usual skimpy outfits and overinflated breasts it’s exclusively horny for freaks

#limbus company #project moon #i say this with no judgement. i would not be playing if this bothered me. i welcome the diversity #just saw butler outis’s skill 3 where she ties up the enemy and then smiles and lifts her leg real high and #then stomps on them #they have to be doing this on purpose right #the way cannibal ryoshu’s art is framed #i don’t think i need to mention pink shoes #me post

[st-hedge]

I wanted to doodle the temen-ni-gru crew before my arm gave out lmao I clapped like a toddler with an iPad when they teamed up together against the hell clown

#dmc3 #the original literal clown patrol #love them #dmc3 is such a silly silly game but with a shockingly good plot #loved lady’s development #she was such a pleasure to watch change as a person #and the reason why I wanted to break Vergil’s face with a golf club is cuz he is actually a great character as well #catch me screaming when the final boss teams up with u to curb stomp an abomination of bullshit #anyway haha I’m crawling awaaayyyyy

[leghorned]

the duality of marcille sketches

#she's literally a rabbit to me. throws tantrums where she huffs and puffs and stomps on the ground #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #chicken scratch

[pileojunk]

Finally reached the episodes with Denise and OMG I WENT BRAIN DEAD AS SOON AS I SAW HER SHES SO DAMN PRETTY MY BRAIN CANT HANDLE IT

#twin peaks #TP #denise bryson #agent Denise Bryson #agent cooper #special agent dale cooper #dale cooper #fanart #illustration #digital art #art #Denise Bryson please stomp on me #she’s so tall and so pretty and just #wh #I can’t #I love her #I took one look at her and she’s now my favourite character #and she has a criminal lack of screen time

[ciph3rrr]

u are not immune to gortash's tits!!!!!!!!!

(and neither am i. take this trend with my durge before i become too insane)

bonuses:

the stupidest thing ive ever drawn ever. coping abt them through memes because if i think too hard about my durge + gortash i will pull a gale and explode on command x

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #enver gortash #the dark urge #durgetash #lord enver gortash #durge x gortash #bg3 art #dark urge #please take away my drawing tablet from me its only going to get worse #i have a Lot of durgetash art that i simply will never post. unless... #anyway my durge is resisting her urges but will risk it all to kiss and then stomp on gortash like a bug #she loves karlach too much to look at him in any way that isnt kill mode

[fernfloppercus]

top 10 scary women in STEM: Silly Tricks and Escapades Many

#THIS IS BAD #i would pay her to stomp on me choke me stab me throw me squeeze me wring ne out punch me smash with with hammers light me on f-(is shot) #id in alt text #my art #scopophobia #body horror #s@do #the hex #the dark clown #inscryption #<- sorry #daniel mullins games #blood #sexy hot gorgeous scary women....clowns... shes BOTH...she has so much powrr over me. you dont even get it #im not very proud of this CNSIDJAIFIWFHSU but irs fine

[sidetongue]

There are so many people in my day to day life who see dogs as just pets. So many people who don’t understand how much I’m struggling with Miller’s condition. Even people in my own workplace are surprised by how “hard” I’m taking it. The reality is these people go home to a partner or family of an evening, I go home to my dogs. That sounds really miserable and antisocial - but I’m an independent person and I’ve bought my own home and set up my own life and I’ve done it all by myself… except for the little pack of supporters who’ve been there through it all. Miller has been through it all.

Miller knew me when I was 18 and living with my grandparents; still a kid and having no idea about being an adult. Miller knew me when I went through my first break up, and she stuck around through the heartache. Miller knew me when I first ventured out into the big wide world; renting a “big girl house” with a friend and having a stable income and working towards my dreams. Miller knew me through my second break up, where I fled the country and went on a journey to “heal myself” and left her (and Henry) with my grandparents. She didn’t mind. She enjoyed the extra snacks. Miller knew me when I bought my first home, alone, and was right there beside me throughout.

She’s known me through my entire adult life. But I’ve known Miller through the day when she first came home… carsick on the passenger’s seat with only petrol station toilet paper to clean it up. I’ve known Miller through her “drug overdose” where she decided to snack on a pack of ibuprofen (again, with Henry). I’ve known Miller through horrific and uncontrollable ear infections. Where I thought the kindest thing was to let her go. Where I saw her in chronic, severe pain and several ear surgeries and procedures. I’ve known miller through her, um, “back end” problems, and having to remove stitches from her actual butthole. I’ve known Miller through her mellow years, where her only crimes are barking at a yellow lab on the beach or greeting our guests with a loud and persistent voice.

Today someone came to my house and there was no loud voice to greet them. She’s in a vet clinic cage, yellow as a highlighter, trying her hardest to stay alive. She’s 8 years old and has lived a life rich with joy and adventure, but my god I’m not ready to say goodbye yet. She’s not grey, she’s not creaky, she’s still got so much life in her. So many more rivers to swim in and songs to dance to and yellow labs to bark at. Every waking moment is spent agonising over my special little blue dog.

We don’t see leptospirosis where I am located. It’s very rare, and my vets have little experience with it. Today we contacted other hospitals in places were it is more prevalent so we can get a better idea of what we’re dealing with. It can take 7-14 days to see a turnaround. Miller is on day 4. I don’t know how I will afford 14 days of intensive care. I don’t even know how to think about money right now. I don’t know when the right time is to call it; to let her rest, or whether she wants me to keep fighting for her. Every minute is a nightmare and I miss my best girl.

#when moby shoves his nose in the food bin he looks like miller #when trickle does her little pinned ears waggy butt appeasement dance she looks like miller #when someone comes stomping up the steps I can hear miller’s voice #except none of those are miller #and there’s a very real chance they never will be again #she may never come home #and I’ll be stuck reeling from these tiny fractions of time where I think it’s her #my very best friend #my loyal sidekick #who hates everyone in this world but me #and has always driven me absolutely nuts #please don’t take her away just yet #please let her come home for a little longer

[thelastharbinger]

OR.

Or.

Am I really shipping Namor x Shuri? Or am I just projecting myself onto Shuri because Namor's ass is fineee? The world may never know.

#spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers sp #i mean talk about wanting to get stomped on choked stabbed: shuri did that for me #ok i dont think she got choked or stomped but you get what i mean #i for one would've stayed underwater with namor pero like #black panther wakanda forever #wakanda forever #black panther #namor the sub mariner #namor x shuri #shuri #tenoch huerta

[sysig]

I’m just saying I think he has a type (Patreon)

#Doodles #Wander Over Yonder #Commander Peepers #Sylvia #Black Eye #I guess technically sort of lol #The implication of ♪ The lead-up to ♫ #I read Peepers as bi with a preference towards men and Sylvia his inverse lol #They work well as mlm/wlw solidarity too! Including understanding each other in That Bi Way y'know? #But I do also think that Sylvia is his type haha ♪ All these things can be true at once! Relationships are complex and ever-changing! #I also think it works best one-sided on Peepers' end - Sylvia is busy! And as just stated relationships are complex #Not just in trying to keep a relationship - they do see each other fairly often! - but also in keeping it private to both of their comforts #Being found out by their counterparts would be interesting hehe ♪ Wander would support them of course #Hater would probably be furious even just at knowing Peepers had a crush on her tbh - feeling lonely but also worried about intel haha #He's smart he's not going to go around leaking information like that! If anything he'd probably just be more ruthless to vent his feelings ♫ #''Grop-darn Zbornak with her ability to bench me and stomp me into the dirt >O('' lol #The interpretation of him thinking he's sick over thinking he's romantically entangled is so correct #I also like the thought of Sylvia immediately having a repulsion reaction to finding out that Peepers likes her haha #''He WHAT??'' Wander would probably not help in her coming around just infodumping all his good points that she's not interested in lol #But then seeing him being that perfect little mixture of pathetic and competent that Peepers exemplifies <3 What's not to like about him #They have the right dynamic to get close! They have the potential! Fumbling and awkward the whole way but what other way is there hehe #It'd be so fun to watch ♪ What's there is already so fun to watch!

[organised-disaster]

Peak character description: narrator gushing about how pretty the person literally trying to kill them is

No joke:

#shitpost #this is what people want when they say they want enemies to lovers #if your ship hasnt tried to kill each other at least once do they even love each other #im not joking she literally just stomped on the mcs head and is absolutely prepared to blow the mcs head off #“i love it when women steal from iron man and use his tech to try to melt me” - this idiot probably #“i love it when women glare at me like they hate me (because they do)” - this idiot probably #“i love it when women want me [SIX FEET UNDER IN THE COLD COLD GROUND]” - this idiot probably #“i love it when women relentlessly pursue me (so they can cut off my head and display it like a hunting trophy)” - this idiot probabl #just realised i made the “i love a woman who will actually just kill me” meme into a person #well not really but like the intention was there sort of #the character is not the meme but the memey version of the character is if you catch my drift

[green-tea-lemonade]

Hi! Your solnep art is so cute! Ive never considered that ship before, but given nepetas type, i could totally see it working out. Keep up the good art 💚💛💚💛

y'all are making me emotional by the sweet comments 😭thank you guys so muchhhhh!!!

its fair that folks dont consider them really but i think with working them out a little more and actually having them interact more, theyd honestly be pretty good together in any quadrant. even if its just generally chill friends at first and overtime growing a bit closer (which is how i kind of always viewed that working out).

#art #digital art #homestuck #procreate #nepeta leijon #sollux captor #solnep #whenever you guys send me messages i cry little happy tears because its like #wow!!!! people like the little chaos ship!!! #i wholeheartedly believe their relationship works the absolute best in future settings and when older #unless you count like the little bloodswap au but thats a whole different setting and story #truth is these two would have been absolutely killer to see together and i think its a shame we dont actually really see them interact much #like yeah sollux knows shes the weird kitty girl but shes also a mauling machine and i think a reminder of that would be funny #just the eyebrow raise of like “oh yeah she has tea parties but she also ripped a bears throat out with her teeth” #and nep would be a little boost in his pessimism and when she hears him talk badly about himself #:33 < lux if i hear another murmurr about you thinking your work is trash im going curb stomp that frown into a smile