Okay so imagine this, you decided you'd go on a walk but ended up getting lost. It's getting dark out and you're stuck in the woods with the only source of light you have being your phone's flashlight. Your phone is very low in battery, you have no idea where you are and you can't call or text anyone because you have no cell reception. You've been here for hours, circling around and getting nowhere but more lost. As you continue walking, however, you see a large abandoned mall in the distance. A strange placement for a mall you would think. Before you could even dwell on that fact your dumb self, like all horror movies protagonists would, walk to the mall. As you near closer to the mall you hear a familiar muffled song in the background behind you. It happened to be a song from your childhood, California Gurls. With no other way to go and yet again without a single thought you run to the mall, as you were almost in front the entrance you heard a large branch snap behind you with the music stopping. Instinctively, you turned around. And there it was. A 40 feet tall humanoid creature stands before you, its body consisting of flesh and exposed wires with its head being sirens. It reeked of metal and rotten meat. The music started to play again, this time louder. You covered your ears. As you try and move away you freeze, seeing a large cartoon-like black anthropomorphic cat looming over you and behind the other creature. Before you could get away it jumped at you and teared you apart as your ear drums exploded from how loud the song got.
It's 9pm, and I did what only a low percentage of people did once. I killed the milk. Are you not? Great. Try to fall asleep with the fact that you didn't kill milk with a knife.