My best friend (Azi) and I (Crowley) judging the hell outta the tea coworkers used to spill to us when we worked together. We always have good advice and saved the roasting for once we ourselves left the building.
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let me guess you don’t thank the bus driver
Deccan:..um yeah
Alex: and you’re so bad you leave the toilet paper backwards
Deccan: um..yeah
Alex: truly evil
Deccan is past from and Story was suppose to be the bad boy i guess? he was also a sad boy so yeah he like your ya bad boy romance book.
so here a joke picture with Alex just looking so judgement like dude you’re not fooling fucking anyone
Deccan: I’m so bad
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Emyr deserves someone that’ll sit and read books in silence with them, and bring them a snack when they forget to eat. Lean over their shoulder sometimes and read along with them and make a quiet comment about a scene they thought was funny. Someone that will knock on their doorframe and tell them dinner is ready and ask about the newest books they had imported.
He does.
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I have a theory so let's see how this goes. Remember, vibes, not canon, Uther, right to the throne bla bla! also i forgot only-children existed in the first draft of this so if you saw this before no you didn't <3
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I headcanon Rosetta as the friend who has more dating experiences and who gives good relationship advice to the other fairies.
But when Zarina comes to her to tell her about whatever’s going on between her and James at the moment, Rosetta’s just like “I don’t know what to tell you girl. Have you tried not having terrible taste in men and not making poor decisions with your life?”
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Romancing Gale while the group chat watches me is the same as showing your circle of friends a picture of the new guy you're super excited about only to be greeted with ABSOLUTE silence
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Hear me out
PizzaHead from Pizza Tower
...
you are worthy of being heard out.
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Here is one of my art pieces I've made.
Photo was taken on: 10/27/2022
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everyone in the world is doing unpaid netflix promotion to me as regards this alexander documentary shall i watch with an open document & a critical eye
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Tommy: I don't think we're allowed in this bar.
Nikki: Why not?
Tommy: It says 18+, but there's only two of us.
Mick:
Nikki: Just invite more people.
Mick:
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I'm feeling extremely anxious right now. I can feel my heart beating against the pillow. The only thing comforting to think right now is that it could be his chest. This pillow could be his chest. And maybe he could softly pet my head to ease me down. Or maybe we get up and go outside and sit on the porch. We have tea and breathe the cold air of the night. Soon enough we get cold and head back in, he asks if I wanna go back to bed, and as much as I wanna go and lay with him on a warm, cozy bed, I stay in the leather sofa that's uncomfortable and cold. I stay there and wonder. Why am I so anxious about? I started to think about it.. it made me rage, it made me sad, but after feeling these intense emotions I forgot what even had caused them. I sigh, get up and head to bed. He's still wide awake staring at the ceiling as I awkwardly get in the bed, laying beside him close enough to feel the heat of his body. His slow, calm breathing is enough to ease me. It would be enough to ease me.
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