#sit your ass down and wait

[scruffylookingpiratecaptain]

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

#i can’t anymore #anti fans #anti fandom #venting #I fucking hate impatient people #sit your ass down and wait #anticipation is fun #I’ve heard about so many people who gave up on wandavision after the first two episodes #because they didn’t understand what was going on #like #*sigh* #you weren’t fucking supposed to understand how stupid could you be to not get that #1k #10k #50k #100k

[theloveinc]

I know Kirishima’s big ass still goes to a kids dentist … he’s like “but they’ve been working on my teeth for years! They know what they’re doing!!” as if he’s not taking the sugar free strawberry cherry lollipop out of his mouth just to say it

#you’re in the waiting room reading some magazine and a mom sits down next to u and asks about your child #you’re like ‘see that full grown man? yeah that’s mine’ #meanwhile he gets off the chair and scares everyone with his big ass shiny clean row of teeth #he’s like the place’s icon #shii posts #gen

[kaidabakugou]

coffee dates with your mom have you spilling all your dirty secrets without a second thought 😭

#kai.rambles #idk what this phenomena is but it’s apparently common lol #im gonna tmi in the tags like it’s a little face time call bc i’m waiting at the airport for my friend #but i had a little coffee date with my mom yesterday bc we both needed a little break since the family is STILL here and hasn’t left #and we just need this whole thanksgiving thing to be over bc we’re going insane with so many relatives in and out of our homes #so we went to a local coffee shop that just opened and it’s so cute btw and ITS PET FRIENDLY so i saw many doggies there #and can’t wait to take woody when this whole doggy virus going around calms down 😔 #but anyway she saw that i was like fidgeting in my chair and ask wtf was wrong and i told her that i had a pimple on my ass cheek lol #and she was like how did it even get there like you take such good care of your skin?? #and i was like idk it just appeared there 😅 #and she was like - 🤨🤨 after your bday? #and i said like yeahhhh? #at this point i already knew she was onto me lol and we both laughed and she asked what did my bf and i do for my bday #so i told her and now she won’t stop laughing at me #for context - here’s the tmi lol - but my bf used whipped cream on me for my bday and we cuddled for a bit #afterwards with the intention of going to shower but we ended up passing out all sticky 😭 #and i quickly took a full exfoliating shower in the morning when i realized but it was already too late and now i have a pimple on my ass 😭 #and it’s like more towards the inside of the cheek so it fkn hurts everytime i sit down #and i was so paranoid after that instead of putting one boric acid capsule into my pussy i put two just in case #bc i was so scared that i was gonna get and infection of something but it’s been 4 days now #and nothing’s happening so i think i’m good but yeah i told her and now she laughs everytime she sees me or remembers it 😭 #i don’t mind bc it’s her and i trust my mom and tell her everything but i never get into detail about my sex life #so the fact that THISSS is the one thing about it that i tell her it’s hilarious #so yeah and now whoever reads this monstrosity of tags knows too #and if you did read this then come here bc i’m giving you BIG WET KISSES and taking you out on a little picnic date 💓💓 #and we can wear matching outfits and feed eachother desserts🥺

[inkblot-inc]

Ink!!!!!

I imagine Jeweler!Wanda to still be so stressed and caring when Skitch gets sick even with just the common cold!! But like,, what if it’s The Flu or something spicy and Skitch is all “Wanda I’m fine please don’t come over you’ll get sick too” and that’s like the last thing wanda ever wants to hear yk???

Ria!!!!!

Skitch is definitely the type to make light of how sick they actually are so they don't have Wanda "worrying about them needlessly". I can see this happening when Skitch got sick earlier on in their relationship with Wanda.

Skitch is so used to taking care of themselves just because of how they grew up. Their mindset is very much "I can do this on my own, just give me the time to do so/figure it out". Seeing how they deal with their work injuries, it's a very rudimentary treatment: Aspirin, and NyQuil to actually knock them out because you know Skitch is still tryna work through the sick days 😑

It's not necessarily recklessness, but it's a lonely way of thinking that they can just "do everything", especially when Skitch doesn't have to think that way all the time, I can see them readjusting that mindset after dating Wanda and seeing just how involved she is in their life.

Looking back, Skitch definitely gets the point that that shit was counterproductive because it's Wanda and she's going to be concerned regardless, but hindsight is always 20/20 y'know 😅

Of course Wanda doesn't like Skitch sick or hurt, but she will always want to look after them to make sure they're recovering properly. I can see Wanda taking time off work when Skitch has any sort of spicy sick to take care of them, otherwise (common cold, light migraine, etc.) Wanda's definitely sending reminders and checking in while she's away.

Wanda makes sure a quick lunch is set aside for skitch in the fridge so they just have to heat it up, tea and tissues are stocked, and she'll queue up one of Skitch's favorite shows on the TV before she leaves if their still asleep so Skitch doesn't wake up to a quiet house.

#rough cut diamonds #sick days with skitch #spicy sick = automatic babying by wanda #one stubborn mf at first i gotta tell ya #like skitch is still tryna go into work and act like it's just the sniffles #ionno how skitch thought that wanda wouldn't catch on- #like yes love for your job but sit your ass down for two seconds #wanda is a worrier when it comes to here loved ones #here i am waiting for skitch to get with the program #like wanda's bedside manner is s-tier for sure #i feel like this universally agreed on #wanda's soups go crazy tho #i feel it in my bones #as a bitch that's been sick for the past fortnight i need this- #jeweler!wanda #skitch #wanda maximoff #metalworker!reader #wanda maximoff x reader #rcd.headcanons #ib/skitch #ink.wanda #belovaskitkat #ib-jc.

[honnojis]

how bad are the bugs? can the game just be released alrdy

no

#zumi answers #Anonymous #sit your ass down and wait like everybody else #pokemon rejuvenation

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

Wes is entering into a new era...

L U M B E R J A C K 🪓🌲 D A D D Y

The "fuck-you-raw-in-a-secluded-cabin-over-a-bear-skin-rug-in-front-of-a-warm-fire-place" vibes are real strong with this look

#he'll split some logs out back that'll go into the fireplace #he'll have a mean pot of chili waiting for you. his own special recipe. #you bet your ass he's gonna spoon feed you some on a wooden spoon when it's ready so you can be his taste tester #after you'll both sit on the rug in front of the couch while he plays and sings acoustic renditions of his favorite folk songs #while you play with his long locks of hair #one thing leads to another and you're ripping each other's clothes off and bing bang boom... you can't walk right for a week after.😉 #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Black Light Burns #down the rabbit hole

[leatherbookmark]

wheeeeere did this idea that slurping is a way to show that you enjoy the food come from... especially in the context of japan? what

#like i just can't imagine it. if you're in a fancy ass restaurant then you're probably sitting in your seat and the chefs are in the kitchen #you're gonna slurp into a megaphone to let them Hear Your Appreciation? #if you're in ichiran then the only time the staff interacts with you is when they serve you your food or take your order slip. #and if you're eating in a ramen shop during lunchtime then you slurp because this shit is HOT and air helps cool the noodles down #and you have to hurry up because there's a bunch of people outside waiting for your seat. #it's polite to slurp in japan! it's polite to burp in china! #well when i was a kid i watched an american movie where a family farted a lot and everyone laughed so i guess it's an american custom #to fart at the table to show that you feel comfortable with people surrounding you and that you consider them important to you! #christ alive. #shrimp thoughts

[bunnyb34r]

Two medium, two topping, pizzas should not cost $50 with tip 😭 wtf is this shit

#marquilla #i mean mom got extra everything on hers so it was a full $7 more but like come on man 😭 its not even good pizza #the place that makes actual handmade pizzas with (nasty to me) Wisconsin cheese and is CHEAPER actually is carry out only #and mom said 'fuck that ill get what youre getting i guess :( ' #it's $50 including the tip idk if i was clear there #i add 'please' every time i add a request lol like 'make the meat crispy please' 'side door please' bc im overly polite (try ordering at a #sit down restaurant with me ill put you to shame with all my pleases) and i just hope that we dont get a stalker delivery guy bc of that #again. we had one guy who would recognize our name on the order and volunteer to deliver it himself 😬 stopped getting it there for ab a #year at least after that hoping to wait him out... #anyway i put please after every special instruction thing bc i know they get treated like shit and i wanna not be another asshole #oh i remember why he kept delivering to us like that it was bc i said please and i put in the delivery instructions #to have a nice day or 'drive safe' and he thought that was so nice. like well im a nice person... and i want you to deliver my pizza w/o #you risking an accident trying to be quick like dominos (look up why it's no longer 30 min or less) #dominos is such nasty ass pizza too omg sgsggsgs we got it ONCE bc DogCousin likes it and god never again #it was like $70 or something for 3 people yuck id rather nasty ass papa Johns cardboard shit than that #anyway shshshhs

[floral-hex]

woke up at 4am feeling the weight of my life crushing me, so I’ve been sitting out in my car for the last couple of hours because I just need. to. be. somewhere else.

#tumblr ate something like this but I think I deserve to shout uselessly into the void #shits rough dawg #I know it’s rough for everyone. I feel shitty even talking about myself. still… compelled to vent… big butts #haven’t really been on here much since it hasn’t really scratched that itch lately & just makes me feel lonelier #it’s cold #saw the Jazzercise studio open across the street. 5am for Jazzercise? wow. early. #and then everyone left an hour and a half later. lights out. everybody gone. weird schedule. I am perplexed. #went down the road and got a soda and I’ve been sitting in my driveway contemplating for the last 2.5 hours #guy at the gas station tried to talk to me but I just half assed a smile and nod and left #even though I know I’d love to just… talk to someone. I suppose it has to be ‘on my terms’ whatever those are #I miss having a therapist. or even just when my little brothers would talk to me. when anyone would. blegh #my insurance is still a mess and I’m about to run out of one of my blood pressure meds this week #maybe I’ll have a stroke. scary to think about. I think about dying a lot but that potential feels too real. just… pop! and I’m done. #I’ll try today to finally push to straighten it out but everything feels daunting #woke up with so much anxiety. about my health. my hearing. no money. my life. had to get out of the house even if it’s just right outside #hate to say it but I need(want) thc. haven’t wanted to spend money on it but I could have really used it this morning #can’t be sad if you can’t feel anything (jokingly but also not. whichever is less sad sounding) #actually treated myself to Dune 2 last week and it was so so good. wish I could go again. but it’s drugs food or movie right now. so… #I know. dumb priority but BIG SCREEN. maybe it’ll hit theaters again for the next awards season hopefully. just a real nice loud experience #anyway… I should go inside. almost 7am. need to take my brothers to school then drive my mom to her daily appointments #I’ve felt so hollow and angry and sad for so long it feels like. I feels so weak and sad and I’m tired of it. I’m so tired. #I’ve been eating about 1 meal a day and sleeping a lot. this is the worst my body has ever been. I feel like I’m just waiting to die. #is this relatable? #just have to look past it. it is nothing. this body is nothing. just enjoy your soda. #gonna look at pictures of butts now #ok gotta go I love you goodbye forever #you can ignore this #text

[monstriiss]

to everyone waiting for me to answer an ask

i need an intervention

#;; ooc. #;; tbd. #i have that 'i want to answer replies but there are so many waiting and i am paralyzed' kinda curse possessing me rn #also the fact i want to draw some answers but have like no time to actually sit my ass down and draw them fjfnskfndm #i just 🫠 #LET IT BE KNOWN THAT UNLESS YOU HAVE DELETED YOUR BLOG THE ASK REMAINS IN MY INBOX LMAO

[yungdab]

#a fact of life is that you get rewarded for patience and good behavior #let me be your living proof of that: i have patiently waited another 2 years for such a thing as this to reoccur #and if my streamer tells me THE DAY BEFORE THE 4.0 LAUNCH that he's up to something #then by god i will take his word as gospel and sit my ass down at 5pm cst #to have new life breathed into me #delicious wonderful true and honest new life #otay i have to make actual gifs now i have 2 hours until stream #yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #i dont want to put this in the actual np tag but i have to for my own sorting purposes so sorry about that </3 #nopixel #yung dab

[sturmhondsdemjin]

No, because Eddie Munson being the Master of Puppets is also something that can be so personal. And sexy.

(See also: The idea that Steve Harrington is just an innocent silly little boy in their relationship is such a broken take.)

#a steve harrington ghost tweet #steddie shitpost #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #the fruity four and the california girls are all hanging out one day and steve just so casually drops a #‘he [eddie] can pull my strings anytime]’ and everyone … EVERYONE just stops. nancy is visibly shaken because she used to fuck with that #& robin is just ‘mmmmmmm … maybe try a brain-to-mouth filter?’ & jonathan is too high to give a shit #argyle is sitting there high off his ass but he got the spirit like ‘hell yeah bro get it’ … but it’s eddie … dear god is it eddie #who just sits there in his little denim dio jacket with his stupid messy curls and his goddamn ripped jeans that steve can’t fucking STAND #& he just sits back fully with his legs spread and he knows what he’s doing as if he didn’t plan to have steve all flustered at some point #eddie just kinda -crooks finger in come hither motion- then drops his voice all low and says ‘come here stevie …’ and just waits #he waits to see what steve is gonna do because he knows he’s got him — the man is BEET RED for fuck’s sake and he’s just staring doe-eyed #and of course once his brain starts working again he finally walks over there and eddie’s just like ‘what did you say?’ #& steve is like ‘tell me what to do and i’ll do it’ he fully doesn’t care that they have friends over anymore cos he’s so far GONE #& eddie just says ‘sit. down.’ AND STEVE DOES. right there on his lap because HE KNOWS THE RULES. he’s a good little puppet #like … eddie just puts his hands on steve’s hair and tugs and tells him what to do and he complies cos eddie’s the puppet master isn’t he? #steve was never just an innocent little boy … everyone else was simply bullshit #‘obey your master’ indeed #[the shit my brain comes up with]

[tariah23]

Every shounen/seinen manga always tries to top themselves by creating the worst parent/ guardian figures ever I swear to god lmfao.

#yujiro is insane and a lot of ppl forget that he’s a rapist too unfortunately #got to the part in the anime where yujiro blew a gasket just because he was told that Baki wanted to sit down and have a normal meal with #him as father and son this is so funny to me bro I had a feeling that baki asked for something so simple and it was enough to piss yujiro #off so badly he’s so easy lgmajsjsjsjsms #kenjaku…. *looks the other way* oh BROTHERHJHHHGHHGHH #thinking about that one panel where kenjaku acknowledged yuuji as his son *explodes* #I don’t want to touch anything in berserk gambino was… man #rambling #yujiro is the kind of character who you’ll just have to take as is he’s definitely one of the most interesting characters throughout the #entire series he’s crazy as hell you kind of want to watch/read just to see what other stupid shit itagaki comes up with to show just how #twisted and unfathomable he is #like we all know that he’s an awful person that’s kind of the point of his character #a guy that just does whatever he wants to whoever and wherever because who can stop him? who can test him? #you’re left easily rooting for Baki along the way and wishing for him to defeat his father like he wants to so badly #their relationship is sickening to say the least lmfao #jack…. I am a fan #you’re always left rocking in your seat and waiting to see the epic clash between these two because of Baki’s determination and perseverance #vs yujiro. the embodiment of an unmovable force #crazy #I hate his ass so much but he’s so interesting lmfao #I like how their relationship heavily contrasts between doppo orochi’s and katsumi’s it’s definitely something else and probably one of the #few healthy father son relationships within the series granted that series has never really focused on such relationships as a base for #anything to begin with but it doesn’t really matter

[munamania]

called the doctor and said something like hi um ive been trying to get my stuff refilled for a while now so i was just wondering if i could have that done you know relatively soon. how tf are you supposed to make phone calls

#this was also some rando on call because they’re on their lunch hour i guess #can u guys like update your answering machine it’s confusing like i thought it was just down #and the only way i’d ever finally get thru was to sit and wait for this person #who did not help at all #i am so tired can y’all please just respond to my stupid ass requests #abby talks

[weirdcat1213]

Another day on the internet, another day I see IMPATIENT PEOPLE WHO CANT LET A STORY DEVELOP AT A STEADY PACE

#“oh but this character from a show isnt fully developed in the first of multiple seasons” #“oh but the first part out of 3 wasnt what i wanted and i want the thing to happen rn” #SHHHHHH #cant you fucking wait for the development to happen naturaly???? #sit your ass down

[fayedolan]

This entire season has been building on and up to reveals and revelations. From the Mythosaur to Elia Kane to Kelleran Beq to something relatively smaller like Helgait, the episodes have been conditioning us to expect and receive surprising information that changes how we view previous action. Chapter 23 was crammed with them - the Shadow Council, the Nite Owls, Gideon on Mandalore, Bo Katan's deal with Gideon - so wtf is going to happen in the finale!?

#the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #starwars.txt #i'm gonna need everyone who complained and criticized all season to sit tf down SETUP TAKES TIME TO PAY OFF WAIT YOUR ASS