#skate fast eat ass

[soothedcerberus]

There he go!! 

#summertime surfin #skate fast eat ass #my art #rodimus #mtmte #transformers #maccadam #hi this is 5 layers #ALSO drawn with a mouse lol #1k

[flowers-in-my-urethra]

Hadley skatepark, Lowell Massachusetts

#skatelife #skate aesthetic #the simpsons #krusty the clown #skate board #skateanddestroy #skatepark #skatephoto #skate art #90s #90s aesthetic #skate fast eat ass #skater #bart simpson #millhouse

[spookychiptune]

💣💥🛹

#skate fast eat ass #og #furry

[dumbsoftboi]

#we’re stress testing babes #they should take away my ability to make polls #sorry did I say polls #I meant post #just delete my account while you’re at it #anyway #I love y’all and I hope you have a wonderful night <3 #god help you if you see this post it’s the worst thing I’ve ever done #hmm… I wonder if there’s a limit on the amount of tags a post can have? #a smart man would just look that up #but I am not a smart man #…however that is a test for another day #skate fast and eat ass folks

[flouftie]

Me when I'm Speedva on a nightmare mode mission with no shield and enemy detonation with nothing but blast-modded weapons but I'm too stubborn to abort mission

#warframe #coryxkenshin #live like ur dying #also combustion beam on ignis wraith #cuz skate fast eat ass

[tobydiesthemovie]

still trying to figure out my Sam design but I like the left one more methinks.

cant wait til he experiences something horrible and i get to visibly age him by like 10 years

#the magnus protocol #tmp #samama khalid #sam tmagp #bro's the typa guy to still have the trans slouch after getting top surgery and I love that for him #i feel like Sam would show up to the first day in business attire #and then Alice is wearing a tshirt with “skate fast eat ass” or something on it #and then Colin is in sweats #and he just wears whatever he wants after that

[revenant-dumpster-fire]

One of my friends got a warning from EA for their name being "Shit Grass, Eat Ass". (I had the duo name "Skate Fast, Smoke Grass" which was apparently fine.)

Either they managed to kill a developer or someone reported them specifically, because I have seen astronomically worse names in the kill feed on a regular basis, and personally I love the things people come up with.

Legitimately I don't even know why they care when the ESRB reliquinshes the company of all liability the moment the player goes online. It's not like there's a slur in there or anything. Why can't people be silly?

All this to say,

God forbid Apex Legends players do anything and have fun with it.

Anyways don't think to hard about this post, I just found humor in it.

#apex legends #ea #smoke grass #eat ass #skate fast #godspeed you magnificent bastards #the continued sanitization of the internet bothers me as an old fuck #like it's coming for people's silly senses of humor #this game is clearly for teens and adults it's not like they haven't heard these words before #legitimately it's probably only a matter of time before my actual moniker gets nerfed #my actual moniker is a reference to my multiple near death experiences and it means a lot to me #but someone could misinterpret it to mean something far worse but also far more rediculous #like damn #when I was a baby I could put my cousin's headset on when he opened up COD and heard words I couldn't even look up at my school #it's weird that in a game about killing for sport we are expected not to curse or partake in a little bit of mud slinging #like sure don't open a can of slur juice but my goodness can't we make a Your Mom joke without being censored? #oh yeah Apex censors Your Mom #but not Your Dad #kinda rude to moms that only dads get to have all the fun ngl

[dedmau]

god i wish i could actually decorate my room but this shit RENTED

#let me tape stupid shit to the walls #i have skate fast eat ass written in unown made of pearla beads #i want that UP

[skag-bait]

So watchin someone play tftbl again and uh, grabbed this AMAZING screenshot

#tftbl #borderlands #eat ass skate fast

[flowers-in-my-urethra]

#skate board #skateboard #skater #skating #skatephoto #long board #longboard #photography #skate photography #skate or die #skate fast eat ass

[gible-love-nibles]

Hey, Patty here. I just wanna thank you for making me less afraid about making my blog surrounded around my F/o’s, ur cool and I wanna be like you 💕

^Live Clare reaction^

#i answered the question #patty 💞! #I WANT TO SAY MORE BUT LIKE. I'M SO BAD AT REPLYING TO PEOPLE GENUINELY COMPLIMENTING ME #i get reduced to atoms irl /j #i'm very touched that i inspire you and you want to be like me. i'm not sure how else to respond to that but know i'm very touched #if you do wanna be like me: i guess just. post what you want to talk about (whatever may pop into your head) #and people will find a way to gravitate to you. but also curate your space well. the block button is your friend #uh. life's too short. kiss that fictional character. draw that art. write that story. skate fast and eat ass or something #. don't ask me for advice i'm not very good at it

[ao3feed-larry]

Skate Fast, Eat Ass

by stretchmybones

Skaterboi Louis meets Gardener Harry who has just moved in down the street. A bit of love at first sight, lots of smut, fluff and pasta eating ensue.

Words: 7417, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: One Direction (Band)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: Strangers to Lovers, Gardener Harry Styles, Skateboarder Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles Does Yoga, Age Difference, Silver Fox Harry Styles, a bit - Freeform, Louis is mid twenties, Harry is late thirties, Punk Louis Tomlinson, imagine him with piercings, Not Beta Read, Daddy Kink, Scent Kink, Armpit Kink, Body Worship, Rimming, Come Marking, Coming Untouched, Edging, Blowjobs, Non-Penetrative Sex, Smut, Fluff, No Angst, a bit of, Love at First Sight, they move fast in this fic, sweat kink, Louis and Harry eating Pasta, Long-Haired Louis Tomlinson, Louis Tomlinson Can't Cook, Harry Styles Owns A Flower Shop

via AO3 works tagged 'Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson' https://ift.tt/yqt4sOj

#author #larry stylinson #larry fic #ao3 feed larry #Skate Fast #Eat Ass #<p>by <a rel= href="/users/st

[sbnkalny]

Think fast

They are small, but incredibly fast

#ANSWER #DAY 8 #old-manrupee #187TH #Eat ass skate fast

[lone-lobo]

skate fast

#lone's animation #animation #my beloved Ruby and her loyal Blue #excuse the blank background #i still need to practice drawing backgrounds #my next animation idea probably wont come to me after the move #but i can start doing some commission examples at the very least! #skate fast eat ass-

[theyluvkarolina]

𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐒𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐓

· . ୨୧⭒๋࣭ ⭑ ` ` she’s barbie and he’s just ken ` ` ⊹ ‧₊˚

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘 ୨୧ lando is a megafan of Y/N. but his status all changes when a accidental post gains popularity!

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 ୨୧ lando norris x IceSkater!Fem!Reader

𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐄 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌 ୨୧ one of the posts include Anna Shcherbakova (yes ik she isn’t team USA but go with it)

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 ୨୧ none that i can think of 🙃 cursing?? ofc the photos aren’t accurate in the timeline of actual events but just go with it 😭

𝐀/𝐍 ୨୧ this may be shorter because my lack of idea for my own idea but i hope you all still enjoy! 🫠

y/n_skates ✔︎

liked by, landonorris, isabeau.lev, ilia_quadg0d_malinin and others

y/n_skates back in the rink!! ⛸️

1,298 comments

isabeau.lev ✔︎ so happy to have you back 🥹

→ y/n_skates ✔︎ AHHH I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN 🫶🫶

username1 i already know that she is going to eat this up 👩‍🍳

username2 our lutz queen is back 🥹🥹

username3 girl came back from a injury and is ready to serve cunt

→ username4 with a CAPITAL c

username6 you guys think she’ll be able to skate again after her injury??

→ username7 only time will tell 🤷

username8 most overrated and overscored skater next to ilia and trusova 😂

→ lxtzqueensolos listen here you untalented piece of shit. do you really think you can out do not only those athletes but y/n??? our modern day lutz queen?? i think you not only need your eyes checked but a whole psychological examination for these shit opinions coming of your your arsehole. “b-but but her axels!” AND? can you do better than her? can you be in the olympics like her? keep your fucking mouth shut you fucking wanker. → username9 HELLO?? → username10 everyday i try to stay loyal like how this fan is loyal to y/n 😭😭 → username11 who even is this person 💀 → lxtzqueensolos why do you want to know 🤨🤨

Twitter

INSTAGRAM

y/n_skates ✔︎ posted a story 6 minutes ago!

lxtzqueen replied to your story!

lxtzqueensolos because you are literally the most amazing skater ever and that you will prove everyone wrong??

y/n_skates ✔︎

liked by, landonorris, anna_shcherbakova, olympics and others

y/n_skates much needed after a hard day of work 😴 ☕️

2,341 comments

username12 y/n is such a cutie patootie

→ lxtzqueensolos i heavily agree. → y/n_skates ✔︎ ..stop i’m blushing 🥹

username13 girl got injured and is training her way back into team usa for the olympics

→ lxtzqueensolos you bet your ass she is. → y/n_skates ✔︎ you all are talking about the olympics but i’m just trying to accomplish montreal 😭

username14 that hot chocolate is so 🤤🤤

username15 any show recs??

→ y/n_skates ✔︎ def f1 drive to survive! binged it when recovering from my injury and now i’m turning into a hardcore f1 fan 🫣 → username16 fav team? → y/n_skates ✔︎ mclaren! fell in love with the team and their drivers in a instant 😊 → lxtzqueensolos oh?

y/n_skates ✔︎ posted a story 13 minutes ago!

TWITTER

INSTAGRAM

y/n_skates ✔︎

liked by, landonorris, lxtzqueensolos, atrusova and others

y/n_skates i’m more than overjoyed with my results this week, especially with securing 3rd. thank you everyone for all you support and encouragement ever since i got back from my injury. 🩷

2,782 comments

y/n_skates ✔︎ i would also like to give a formal shoutout to @ lxtzqueen for their constant support :)

→ username17 IT FINALLY HAPPENED → username18 we can thank @ lxtzqueensolos for their hardwork and dedication 🫡 🫡 → username19 the day finally arrived 😭😭 → username20 passing away rn no one talk to me → lxtzqueensolos i can rest easy now.

TWITTER

INSTAGRAM

landonorris ✔︎

liked by, y/n_skates, carlosainz55, maxfewtrell and others

landonorris she’s an olympic ice skater, and i’m just a guy that drives fast bumper cars.

tagged ; y/n_skates

4,281 comments

carlosainz55 ✔︎ definitely some explaining 😉

username21 CHAT IS THIS REAL?? WHAT IS HAPPENING

→ landonorris ✔︎ as real as it can be 😍

oscarpiastri ✔︎ be honest; how many times did he fall?

→ y/n_skates ✔︎ more than i can keep count 😅😅 → landonorris ✔︎ i thought we agreed to not discuss that 🤨 → y/n_skates ✔︎ …whoops? → oscarpiastri ✔︎ 😶 😶

username22 HELP THE SNOWBALL 😭

→ y/n_skates ✔︎ i can assure you that he is perfectly well 🙏 → landonorris ✔︎ SHE’S LYING → mclaren ✔︎ 🤨🤨 → y/n_skates ✔︎ pls don’t ban me from the garage lando is being dramatic

y/n_skates ✔︎

liked by, landonorris, _kaganovskay_14, maxim_nekrasov_ and others

y/n_skates ✔︎ he’s a formula one driver, i’m just a girl that dances on ice.

tagged ; landonorris

3,612 comments

username23 THE MATCHING CAPTIONS 🥹

username24 i love the fact he took her karting when she took him ice skating 😭

username25 new wag??

→ username26 i think it’s more of lando being the bf of a olympic athlete than y/n being the gf of a f1 driver 😭 → username27 DUMP THE WAG TAG 🗣️ ‼️

landonorris ✔︎ my gf ❤️

→ y/n_skates ✔︎ my pookie ❤️ → landonorris ✔︎ sugar-booger ❤️ → y/n_skates ✔︎ snuggluffagus ❤️ → maxfewtrell ✔︎ stop being so cringe rn i already had to deal with lando fangirling i can’t do this now too. 😞 → landonorris ✔︎ seems like someone doesn't know sarcasm.

y/n_skates ✔︎ posted a story 15 minutes ago!

multiple people replied to your story!

username27 it was all too much for little lando norris

lilyzniemer I think it might be a mclaren things for all the boys to be sleepy 😅😅 y/n_skates tell me about it 😭 they sleep like rocks!

y/n_skates ✔︎

📍 Japan

liked by, landonorris, oscarpiastri, mclaren and others

y/n_skates picasso i like it 🖼️

tagged ; landonorris

3,421 comments

vototwins ✔︎ da vinki??

→ username28 NOT THE TWINS HERE 😭

mclaren ✔︎ artist in the making! 🧑‍🎨

oscarpiastri ✔︎ did he improve in his crafts?

→ landonorris ✔︎ uhm??? why crafts are the best thing on earth?? → carlosainz55 ✔︎ who lied to you? 😅

username29 i bet y/n will hang it up on the fridge like a proud mom

→ y/n_skates ✔︎ …how did you know?

landonorris ✔︎

liked by y/n_skates, charles_leclerc, oscarpiastri and others

landonorris lot of support this weekend 🙃

tagged ; y/n_skates, oscarpiastri, mclaren

4,521 comments

username30 THE SECOND PHOTO

→ username31 crying sobbing and throwing up → username32 i want love like theirs → landonorris ✔︎ if you want love like this be ready for snowballs being thrown at you. → y/n_skates ✔︎ IT WAS A ONE TIME THING.

oscarpiastri ✔︎ clean race 👍

y/n_skates ✔︎ so proud 🥹

*Liked by landonorris!*

→ username33 you guys have no clue how much i love her → landonorris ✔︎ sorry to break it to you but i love her more than you ever will 🥱

mclaren ✔︎ golden boy 🏆

→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ 🤨

y/n_skates ✔︎

liked by, landonorris, lilymunihe, alexalbon and others

y/n_skates first f1 race is complete! so proud @ landonorris 🧡

tagged ; landonorris

4,356 comments

lilymunihe ✔︎ cuties

username34 HELP THE LAST PHOTO

username35 it was all to much for little lando norris 2(4) years old

→ y/n_skates ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep → charles_leclerc ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep → maxverstappen1 ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep → danielricciardo ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep → oscarpiastri ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep → carlosainz55 ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep → f1 ✔︎ he just needs a bit of sleep → landonorris ✔︎ STOP THIS

landonorris ✔︎ you could have chosen ANY photo of me

→ y/n_skates ✔︎ i think this one shows how cute you are :) → oscarpiastri ✔︎ who lied to y/n about lando being cute → landonorris ✔︎ rude. → y/n_skates ✔︎ @ oscarpiastri he might look stupid but it’s okay because i love him 🫶 → landonorris ✔︎ 🤭 🤭

username36 fuck romeo and juliet i want what they have.

#☆ﾟ user ↳ theyluvkarolina ◝ #f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #formula 1 #☆ﾟ smau ↳ theyluvkarolina ◝ #f1 smau #formula one x reader #formula one x you #f1 imagine #lando norris x reader #lando norris #lando x reader #f1 fic #oscar piastri #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo