I promised myself I'd finally make em kith, so I did.
I made a whole sketch page of smoochies, but I dunno when or even if I'll ever finish that so I thought I'd just post this one seperate.
Kisses are so hard to draw, man.
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DANCE MARATHON EPISODE (AKA MURDER ON THE DANCE FLOOR)-PART 5
After a quick blowjob break out in the soon-to-be-bloodspattered Stars Hollow High football field, a certain homocidal maniac in a puke green church donation bin coat has returned, and he's ready to dish out some sass. Shane is not in tow yet, but we need to give her time to freshen up and make herself presentable for the remaining few hours of her life.
Lane's pointless bitterness towards Jess is such a fucking waste. My "Lane hates Jess for stupid reasons when they could have been pals" rant has been reheated in the metaphorical microwave too many times already, so I won't repeat myself, but yeah. It's still about that fucking car accident.
Getting your dick sucked on the high school football field before committing a gruesome homocide can really work up a boy's appetite.
Baby you're such a good noticer. *kisses forehead*
I can't think of anyone more deserving of a rock hard permanent public erection. Wait
And now, for what is possibly my favorite five-word exchange in the entire series:
The most perfectly executed dry delivery. Ugh! Sheer perfection!
Well, at least egg salad sandwiches beat the Crack and Despair Sandwiches Liz used to pack in his lunchbox.
Miss "My Virginity Spared Me From Becoming Football Field Fertilizer" has arrived with Also-Not-Dancing Butthead in tow. If the food is for the dancers, I better not see him eat anything. I will smack that sandwich out of his hand so fast so help me god
(virgins always survive the killing spree).
You ever think about what a monstrous hell it must be for Jess living in a place like Stars Hollow? I think about this a lot. But I like to think that off screen he gets in his car and gets the fuck out of there as much as possible. Anyway, this is another perfectly dry one liner that I absolutely love. I want to fil out adoption papers and take all of his sarcastic one liners from this episode home from the shelter.
R: You have nothing better to do than sit in a gymnasum staring at a dance marathon?
J:Idk, do you have nothing better to do than sit inside a gymnasium staring at a dance marathon?
R:Do you think you're bugging me sitting in front of me and staring like that?
J: Do you think you're bugging me dancing and staring at me like that?
R: I'm not staring at you!
J:How do you know I'm staring at you?
Dean: It's been two years. Maybe you can glance at my dick for once, Rory.
Has Rory ever said anything supportive of Dean that wasn't said with the same conviction as if she were a bank robbery hostage?
Deany has that constipated look on his face again. Is he sad because no one was staring at him? But someone was. I'll give you a hint, it's a certain MILF who wants to turn that 34 into a 69. Lorelai is 34 years old in this episode, by the way. He's proudly displaying his love of young milfs on his literal sleeve.
Listen, you could power Stars Hollow with the combined sexual frustration of these three people + Lane and Dave Ryglaski to make it extra nuclear. When nobody puts out, you get three teenagers eating egg salad and having an "I'm not staring at you!" argument in a school gymansium at 10pm.
Ooooh. Jess is shakin in his little murder boots.
J: I'm supporting my town.
R: Go back to New York.
Oh Rory babe, if only he could, he'd be home now with a smile on his face with a pushcart hot dog in one hand while some easy alt chick rode his dick. Well, yeah he's got that now but he's going to feed her to the swans then take an 8 month vow of celibacy for some reason.
Got em.
He's so LAME.
Jared: Hey AmyShermanPalladino, can't Dean get any fun comebacks for once? Why does Milo get all the good sass?
AmyShermanPalladino: You can pick from the reject pile. We've got "my former comment still stands" "Are you trying to act tough, you're wearing a tie" and "You're the one who's going"
She's so horny. God help her.
Shane Campbell stars in the newest WB Network vehicle, "My Favorite Murder Victim."
He keeps picking at that sandwich like he's going to find a $100 bill in the bread.
You want this poor girl to spend the last precious hours of her life doing math problems?
I guess egg salad will wash the taste of dick out of her mouth.
We heard you the first time, Ice Vagina.
What is Dean even doing here, lol.
There's something incredibly erotic about this line.
Dean is like, what the hell is going on? Why is she touching me?
*immediately pushes her off*
Don't give him any more ideas, Jess.
I just want to point out that on the table behind them, fresh fruit and brownies are available for consumption. You know you guys don't have to eat those sandwiches.
Code for "I'm gonna go find the murder implement I stowed away in the bushes earlier"
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(Ignore the bg, I just slapped some colours on cos by god Id never get this done otherwise and this has been sitting in my files for a while.)
This sketch has way too much way too specific context to really explain what’s happening here (a weird concoction of my brain expanding the future fic and also adding in the badland’s rumble plot and-, dont, dont even ask), but the gist of it is, I headcanon that after everything Meryl experienced in July, i.e. seeing Vash getting robbed of any choice, she kind of develops a bit of a complex on forcing him to make decisions or pushing decisions on him. Not to say she’s not still headstrong and commanding when need be, but especially in matters of the heart, she’d rather give him opportunities, offer him a hand, than deciding on what he wants. So her specifically asking him to make promises to keep is something really rare.
Also, see? I CAN draw smoochies if I want to.
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When you're secretly engaged
Based on this post from @ablatheringblatherskite. Thanks for letting me pick this up as a prompt. The drawing process was very refreshing!
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