#snake-headed dogs

[cenpede]

While I might be a SS-Otacon fan first, Kaz is my baby girl and the DDs are my favorites to be delusional about ❤️

#please I’m so insane and not right about them #id also hazard to say venom is my other baby girl but only the one in my head so I’m not sure yet #mgs #mgsv #venom snake #Kazuhira miller #revolver ocelot #diamond dogs #quiet mgsv #wife in other words ykwim #metal gear solid v #I’ll post girlfriend kaz later LOLLLLL #psycho mantis #liquid snake #do u like the mob psycho reference y/n ❤️

[zeeckz]

#i dreamed i was out at night in my countryside-village-next-to-a-forest where a bear'd always appear at a certain place very occasionally #it sat right in front of me and was as tall as me and i just. decided the smartest thing would be to pet it. so i did. #even put my arm around its neck n everything. i also had the urge to get my phone to videocall my russian friend and show her the situation #when i heard either her or whoever she was with say медведь (bear) i started explaining what was going on w my broken russian #and then it went away and as i was heading home i realized i had put my dog's collar on it (somehow????) #and was baffled bc i woudn't have it back in god knows how long #+yesterday someone req me funny vkaz. i was gonna make venom meet a bear but then. a revelation. idk if this is funny anymore but here it i #metal gear #metal gear solid #mgs #kazuhira miller #venom snake #vkaz

[cthulhusstepmom]

Ghost is a walking dichotomy, Soap has discovered. He's watched him strip the layers of a man's skin away to get information from him, seen him snap someone's neck in as little time as it takes to take a breath. But he's also so capable of heartbreaking kindness. His genuine concern for the fish, the way he saves the best part of his plate for Soap; offering it to him with reverence. The way he's cleaning Johnny's wound so tenderly. It's in these moments of gentleness where Johnny almost forgets what they do, what they've seen, who they are.

So when Ghost's voice snaps into that serious tone it's almost like a slap in his dizzy, goofily smiling, face.

"Wha?"

"Where is it? I'll get rid of it for you." Under the sharp tone is still that lethal gentleness, and even under that is a shaking fear.

"Oh, oh Ghost." He shifts, uncomfortable in his skin and wanting to be anywhere but here. "Ye... Ye cannae get rid of it."

His Lieutenant draws back a little, a mix of apprehension and offense in his eyes.

"It hurt you, nothing else matters."

Soap can feel his heart splitting as his throat starts to burn. Ghost stares up at him with fiery eyes, hands still holding his wrist so so softly.

"Where is the snake Soap? I promise you it'll never hurt you again. Whoever brought it in is going to have hell to pay too." He earnestly promises and Soap feels a single hot tear slip out of his eye.

"Ghost..." He chokes out. "Simon... It's mine."

The small room goes silent. Nothing even dares to move but for the violent flinch the sentence rips out of Ghost.

He doesn't dare say anything, doesn't dare to move or even breathe. He looks down at Ghost and Ghost meets his stare with turmoil roiling in his gaze.

Soap doesn't know what he expected, screaming or sobbing or angry silence but the frantic confusion he can see in the other man is as far as can be from what he'd thought he'd get.

They sit there like that for a few long moments, each absorbed in his own thoughts, before Ghost slowly rises from his kneel. If Johnny were in better spirits he would tease him for the quiet cracks his knees make. And with that violent tenderness he slowly curls an arm around Johnny and leans him down into the bed, pressing behind him and holding him close just like they'd done on any number of frigid nights out in the blind. And they just sit there holding each other in silence as they slowly drift into a dreamless sleep.

#in this canon this is the first time theyve done something that can't be explained away by extenuating circumstances #but you don't really save the best parts of your meal religiously for your subordinate who youre friends with #Ghost is devoted to Soap #full stop #and Soap is dedicated to Ghost 100% #i hear you “Cthulhu why are the emotionally constipated military men just cuddling instead of resolving their issues unhealthily?” #to which i say: #Ghost just had his world tilted on its axis #a constant in his life is that snakes are bad and the people who keep them are bad people who do bad things #like his father #but here's John “he owns my soul” MacTavish bleeding profusely and still not letting Ghost kill the snake also being unquestionably good #even though he understands intellectually that Soap has done bad things #hes watched the little punk blow up shit for the sake of it and literally clip a car battery to a man's ears #that doesn't matter because Johnny is Good with a capital G and he is the exact opposite of Ghost's father #so he really doesnt have it in him to be angry and he just needs to hold close to the constancy and try to reconcile his new information #And Soap is just so so ready to be immediately rejected and never see Simon again #he doesn't want to sacrifice what he maybe has with Ghost to protect his rescues #because they need him and they didnt ask to be what they are or where they are #so hes just so so relieved that Ghost hasnt ordered him out and killed all of his babies #because he's seen Ghost shoot a dog in yhe head on a mission for barking and Ghost loves dogs #he doesnt want to see what Ghost would do to an animal he doesn't like #I HOPE THIS IS BETTER THAN THE CLIFFHANGERS #GUYS THERES SO MUCH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT COMING #AHOFFBIDKSHAIAKBZJA #cod mw2 #fish person gaz #ghost x soap #ghostsoap #reptile person soap

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

ugh had a conversation w someone and i thuink i upset them but also i was in the right

#me: ur neglecting ur pet snake and i think u should find a new home for him bc this is not good for him #them: i am so offended and i can’t do that bc i love him #me: if u loved him u would not neglect him tho #them: so if i take better care of him u will believe that i love him and leave me alone #me: if u need me to tell u to take care if ur pet’s basic needs to do it then i don’t think u really love them #them: i am so fucking offended and i am upset u can’t tell me how i feel #but also like this person was getting pissed bc another person we know takes care of their dogs like the bare minimum and we both were #upset by that but then?? they also don’t take care of their snake and now they’re upset bc i called them out on it? #they’re also upset bc of the “u don’t love ur pet” thing bc like. i can admit that i don’t like. feel love. a lot. like i like the cats #and i would be sad if i could never see them again but if i knew i could not take good care of them i would absolutely find them a new #home. like. idk if i can really feel love a lot? like i don’t love my family and i don’t know if i’ve ever loved my family and i don’t even #know if i’ve ever loved anyone. maybe except for goose i think i would die inside if something bad happened to him. but for the most part #i’ve only ever liked animals not loved them but i would still take care of them bc it’s my responsibility like they deserve care and even #if i’m bad at loving i would never want them to feel unloved and i just find it annoying that this person can claim to love but be content #with this kind of neglect. like i don’t need love to still be nice and take care of pets bc it makes me happy for them to be happy and #healthy so it’s weird to me that someone who claims they love so much (and they do this a lot) to not be bothered. like what is your #love doing for you? like i care but i don’t really love but they love and don’t really care and idk i think they should still care #i wonder if they’d let me take the snake. originally he actually was mine but we got him literally a week before smth happened that made #me fucked in the head so i gave him up because i knew i wasn’t fit to take care of him but i’ve been getting a lot better recently so #i think i’d be able to step back in atp #the real question is if they’d let me

[sojutrait]

“unusual” pet owners are stronger than the marines, we fight the real battles

#do you truly own a snake tarantula or chicken if no one’s threatened to kill it randomly #ik it’s mostly in jest but imagine showing someone ur dog and them going like oh i’d chop it’s head off with shears WHATTTT #like u are not the first person to make that joke and unfortunately u won’t be the last 😭😭 i just stare blankly now #soju shut up

[larrythefloridaman]

been working on the ol design hitlist again! had a GOOD time with these

#cpu kerfuffle #cpuk regal salad #cpuk carrot collective #cpuk t.o.m. #cpuk visible man #cpuk geico gecko #cpuk pixel #cpuk garfield #had a lot of fun with these. salad's head is an endive and his body is fuckin. radicchio #weird carrot gnomes with shadowed faces like one of them final fantasy mages #tom the perpetually motion lined novelty marshmallow #i tried to jojo's fashion a dog to the best of my ability #and made a scary fucking garfield to the best of my ability without going FULL r/imsorryjon about it #and then theres gecko. hes plain and normal but hes not trying to be much else #visible man being the leopard print snake is smthn thats special to me. i think his wedding invites were patterned like a guy fieri shirt. #i think his fashion sensibilities wittle down to #tacky patterns and camp all the way down. animal print and fake feathers and shit #and of course i was careful to emphasize his fully canonical thunder thighs #designing less notable characters is fun i can simply go apeshit and run with stuff that seems right based on their limited lore <3

[zetathelata]

SLW&SH Characters ( 51 - 65 )

#sunlightwarriors #sunheart #harpy #harpy oc #monster art #ghost #dog #furry #furry oc #furry art #snake #cat #bird art #axolotl #cactus #tv head #bisexual #biseuxal #lesbian pride #omnisexual #aroace #aromantic #aro pride #abrosexual #nonbinary #pansexual #asexual #graysexual #zetathelata #ghost art

[bittersweetblasphemy]

i wanna buy myself something kinky so bad it's not even funny

#i need to head out at some point to get my snake some mice from the pet store #and i just know that im going to be stuck staring at the pretty chain and leather leashes #throwback to the time i got a nice cheap purple one tho #lady offered me free treats to bring home to my dog #almost said 'no thanks i dont have a dog' #caught myself last second *insert spongebob meme of him saying WAIT in blind panic* #so all that came out was a very strangled and distressed 'no thanks' #cashier looked very confused and slightly disturbed... which was fair

[1spooky-dad]

Of the firm belief that of course there's no shame in having a phobia, but there is shame in those who do not find issue with not working away from said phobia.

If you're arachnophobic, i understand, i get it, but if you think you can go through life without experiencing A Spider you're sorely mistaken. So you should take measures to be sure that you can perform as well as possible when facing your phobia.

I have a phobia of adult praying mantises and have long since hated that i found them so disturbing for seemingly no reason, since i knew they're great for natural pest control. Due to the kind of person i am, i recently was given a hatching egg sack of... So. So many praying mantises. I had the chance to say no to it. I took the initiative to work on myself and raise them in hopes it would help my phobia.

I'm not saying everyone who has a snake phobia should go pick up a snake and befriend it, or those with phobias of heights need to go skydiving. But a phobia is a condition, and should be something you work on. It's an explanation of your behavior, but not an excuse. A phobia is a chance to learn how to better understand the world you live in, not shut it out.

#phobias #bug mention #snake mention #spider mention #probably an unpopular opinion but i feel like im in the right to say it seeing as im not phobia free #facing your fears isnt necessarily just being unfeeling about sometjing scary #its about learning how it works and whether your fear is founded or not #so many people with snake phobias seem tp think snakes will eat you. do u know how badøy designed humans are? #we are not aerodynamic at all #a snake would first have to be So Big not just any little 5 or 6 foot snake cpuld get ya #and itd have to start at ur feet and hope your arms are over your head cause otherwise ya wouldnt fit in it #we are so poorly made that its near impossible for snakes to eat us #theres been One Case of a. i think a retic or burmese python eating someone. One. Case #dogs have killed more people. #and if a snake bites you chances are you were bothering it first they arent gonna hunt you down snakes dont lnow spite #snake rant over. for now.

[leviathiane]

also completely unrelated but im heading back to my uni campus soon and a bitch is bringing so many plushies

#depths' talks #aka like uhhh #5 #im bringing 5 lmfao #i have.... many plushies. so #ive nver counted them actually hang on #ok bed gangs at about 15 #and i have more just kinda... around? #so really by moving back into my dorm im Making Space at home bc i have a very small bed and its mostly plushy #ive never expressed myself as a plushie person nor like asked for them?? pbut people keep giving them to me #keep in mind i am not a soft and cuddly individual. i do not come off that way nor am i that way #i for all intents and purposes do not seem like a plushie person. i look like someone with a taxidermy animal serial killer den #and yet.......... #anyway this is all to say i just texted my roommates basically going Honey u got a big storm coming #of the plushes im bringing includes: a stuffed photorealistic american cockroach from lucky #a giant rainbow kitty plushw ith bunny ears. its a squishmallow #another knock off squishmallow blue shiba dog #a 5 foot snake thats head is also a pupper #and a round seal from an aquarium in japan :) #so thatll be fun #beds are meant to be like a weird nest of plush items to hold #ill be real my first quarter dorming on campus was very desolate. i was not used to sleeping in a barren bed #but i figured it would be embarassing to be 22 and kind of a rough type and also have plushies??? #and now im like fuck it davis watched me basketball slam dunk a termite alate out of te sky to show him #and alex watched me almost drink paint water instead of my cereal i put in a cup #so like. whatever

[shademarble]

#oc #original character #laughing dog #mean hound #two headed snake eater #digital art #art

[dinosaurfucker]

I've never had a pet that made me go "there's not a thought in that head of yours" more than my female kak. My male has two thoughts and that's rage and flirting. But my female has 0 thoughts she's just pretty and stupid.

#pets #kakariki #ive had a LOT of pets in my life too #hamsters guinea pigs chicken ducks geese mice dogs cats snakes chinchilla fish turkeys #none as head empty as emmie #gerbils too

[instantarmageddon]

People who bring their pets to the mall. Are you not afraid that they might get hurt while you're moving through crowds? Do you think they will enjoy how loud and stressful it is

#saw a guy w/ a snake on his head yesterday #like sir are you not TERRIFIED that someone who doesn't like snakes could do him harm????? #idk even ppl who bring dogs it feels like #youre prioritizing being the cool guy w/ an animal over the animals comfort #ive seen dogs bark and growl at children #ive seen ppl bring in lizards #animals so tiny they could easily become lost #like it stresses me out!!! #and the sort of ppl who let their kids bring their pets are the sort to neglect both #kids running wild. tiny puppy almost getting stepped on #dont bring animals to the mall its unsafe!!!!!

[wittygutsy]

#brick fest live #darth vader #lion snake goat dragon #three headed dog

[cxpperhead]

[relationship type meme]

👔 strangers working together 🪓 occupational enemies 🩸 enemies tolerating each other for a common goal

because Rorschach still hasn't decided if Copperhead is a hindrance or not.

RELATIONSHIP TYPES! (Send one or more emojis + descriptions for the kind of ship/dynamic you’d like to write with my muse!)

Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!!! Now that you mention it, these two would honestly have such an interesting dynamic and I'd be so intrigued to see how that would turn out? Rorschach hates criminals, murderers, whores - all of which Copperhead are/is but I think they'd have a lot in common too, at least enough to tolerate one another for the sake of a common goal? Sharing a burning hatred for pimps and paedophiles is definitely one way these two can get along, long enough to put aside their moral differences until those groups are dealt with anyway! Also the fact these two share a mutual concern for children is another area they can find common ground? For all his flaws, Rorschach has a good heart very deep down, buried beneath his anger issues and unhinged views he's developed over the years. Copperhead has problems too; his sketchy past, guilt complex over not being fast/clever/strong enough to prevent the death of somebody who meant a lot to him so in a way, these two are almost like foils in a way, lowly street trash going down different paths in life (vigilante vs. villain, ect.) So yeah, I like these suggestions of yours very much?? It would be so interesting seeing these two interact, forced to work together to accomplish a goal or just plain having to tolerate one another not realizing that beneath it all, they really aren't so different at the end of the day. 😂

#the-rorschach-mask #memes ;; relationship types #SLAPS HANDS DOWN ONTO THE TABLE #Rue you picked the best choices in the list and I love you so much for that asdfghjkl #Bless you for sending these in bc my head's been wild with thoughts since getting this #Rorschach: Whore! #Copperhead: Yes what of it? #Rorschach: 😠 #Jokes aside these two could work together very well #The fact that Rorschach would have little trouble keeping up is actually quite impressive #He fights as viciously as any mongoose too :D #These two fighting like snake and mongoose tho #Agreeing to work together just long enough to help bust some traffickers or child kidnappers #Stop another Kitty Genoverse from happening or little girl murdered and fed to dogs #Not this time Gotham!

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

THE FLIES ARE DRIVING ME INSANE

#they keep buzzing around my head #FUCK OFF FUCKING BUGS #AHHHHHHH #IT JUST TRIED TO GO INTO MY MOUTH #FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER #yes ok my mouth was open cuz i was cursing the fucker out but AHHHHHH #GET OUT OF MY HOUSE #YOURE LUCKY MY CAT AND DOG ARE AFRAID OF THE FLY SWATTER NOISES AND IM A BIG SOFTY THAT DOESNT LIKE SCARING THEM #to be clear my house is clean we just always have a fly problem this time of year #and harley still wont come downstairs during the day so shes not keeping them as thinned out as she normally would #and my dad hasnt been going after them with the fly swatter as much cuz chewbys afraid of the fly swatter #it is pretty entertaining to watch chewby hunt them tho #something about a 63 pound dog standing completely still and tracking the fly with her eyes til it comes close enough for her to snap at #it like a snake is incredibly adorable