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[snarky-badger]

Tagged by @khapikat222

last song: 'Playing with Fire' by CRMNL

currently reading: Halo Outcasts by Tory Denning (Halo Arbiter book woooo!) Along with like, too many fics lmao

currently watching: Many many Destiny videos. Cayde-6 is BACK and I have like 8 years of lore to catch up on. (I stopped playing when Bungie killed him off)

current obsession: Cayde-6 and Destiny 2, Halo, Lego Monkie Kid, MCU Ultron (always <3), also currently in a Synthwave Chill Music mood. Lotsa stuff added to my playlists.

Deciding to annoy: @squigglysquidd @praise-kink-anon @phaticserpent @venomous-ko

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[kiss-my-asymptote]

I’m fucking dying Astarion’s early party banter is him just flirting with all the companions and striking out; none of them are having it. When he comes on to Tav at the party, not only is he manipulating them, but they are literally his last choice. Not even plan b or c, Tav was plan ‘fuck it, I guess we’re doing this!’ and that clown still fell into his own pit trap.

#My roommate asked me why I romance him and like him so much #because all I tell her when we sit on the couch playing our respective games next to each other is what a snarky bastard he is #the answer is that he’s funny #my roomie said ‘i guess that’s fair. A guy can get away with manipulating me if he’s pretty and makes me laugh’ #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate tav #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion x tav

[canisalbus]

Can your dog-folks sip from cups properly, or are Vasco and his contemporaries out at fancy wine parties with their snoots in the glass going *shlorpshlorpshlorp*

As funny as the mental image of the shlorpshlorpshlorping is, I have to go with the sipping. Mostly for practical reasons, the way dogs drink is kind of messy and inprecise, they basically use the back of their tongue as a ladle.

I think they would have to have their own specialized drinkware too, something more shallow and wide rimmed I'd guess (wouldn't you just land back to the bowl territory then?). Imagine being a brachycephalic (short faced) dog like a french bulldog and trying to reach the last drop of champagne from the bottom of the long and narrow flute with your nonexistant snout, without losing your sense of dignity entirely.

#answered #anonymous #finally getting to say something snarky and passive aggressive to your nemesis at a party #and instead of rolling your eyes and taking a smug little sip of wine at the end you just shlorpshlorp

[pikahlua]

So many plotpoints I just don't understand in this arc. Why have bkg die? Why have him fight afo? Why have izuku lose his arms? What purpose has any of it served???? At all???????

Todorki and ochakos fights were handled so well and streamlined and benefited their characters and arcs but bkgs and dekus have been a mess all bcus hori is a coward who won't just let them fight together bcus ig save to win and win to save meant nothing at all

Why have bkg die?

I think it's pretty clear from the way that whole thing was framed that the purpose of Katsuki dying was symbolic. This is a staple of Japanese drama running all the way back to kabuki. It is a trope for a main character to die to shed their mortal incarnation and come back to life as their deified form. Katsuki's death runs perfectly parallel to Tomura's from the PLW arc right down to the part where they are both responsible for their own resurrections. It's probably one of the best cases I can think of where a character's death actually did further that same character's arc without fridging them for the sake of someone else.

Why have [Katsuki] fight AFO?

Because AFO was set up as a "what if" scenario or cautionary tale for Katsuki, the other side to his "villains and heroes are two sides of the same coin" storyline. AFO in his physical form has a different character arc and story utility from AFO the quirk vestige. He provided a lot of backstory that allows us to infer the subtlety of how Katsuki is likely some sort of reincarnation of Kudou, the mechanics of which we will never need to revisit because they're unimportant. It was about karma and personal growth. It was about showcasing how Katsuki is an heir to many legacies, All Might's included.

Why have Izuku lose his arms?

Again, it's symbolic. It's been foreshadowed pretty heavily that Izuku would risk losing his arms in reaching out to save someone. This was a demonstration of his willingness to take on that risk. It also provides a moment for Eri to get in on the "everyone contributes a little bit to the fight" action all the other characters have been allowed to have. We don't even know yet what state Izuku will actually be in when this is all over, so it'd be premature to jump to any major conclusions about all of this. The story may still have a lot to say about this.

What purpose has any of it served???? At all???????

To entertain me specifically.

Todorki and ochakos fights were handled so well and streamlined and benefited their characters and arcs but bkgs and dekus have been a mess all bcus hori is a coward who won't just let them fight together bcus ig save to win and win to save meant nothing at all

Bold of you to assume you've read the final chapter in the story yet.

#anon ask #ask pika #my hero academia manga spoilers #final arc spoilers #at this point i'm just gonna have to get snarky about all of these sorts of asks #if you guys won't stop to think about this story and find the answers to your questions yourself why is that my problem #you're entitled to your own opinion #but jeez #one sloppy chapter and you all go off the deep end with it i swear #as if every story out there doesn't have a bit of this going on #seriously #is this sort of reaction really merited just by the fact izuku's arms are being healed??? #if you need context just know i've been getting a ton of asks like this lately and i'm pretty sure they're not all from different people

[weirdmageddon]

sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

#hs #davejade #like that one person said bi4bi cool silly girl and her lame ass court jester bf who enjoy each others company a lot #“its boring” well not everything has to be conflict sometimes it can be two people really vibing #and being good foils to each other and just sort of being like a lock and key #i dont dislike davekat but i felt like they bickered too much which is Funny dont get me wrong #but i like davejade for different reasons #in that i feel like dave is at his most heartfelt with her #bc jade doesnt do anything to warrant snarkiness. she doesnt make him uncomfortable and that earns his trust like a lot #ppl say its boring cause its a mf ship and they dont get them like i do #and my answer to that as an agender person is who the fuck cares #i hate ppl dismissing mf ships out of hand like…hey bi ppl exist. and even if they were straight they still got a good dynamic #of care and interest towards each other #hes not her knight in shining armor bffr. she has uhhh fucking GUN #they are Equals #jade slaps the shit outta people on more than one occasion lol #they infodump to EACH OTHER and they both listen #remember when jade wanted to infodump to john about physics remember that #dave would eat that up like oh damn that so dope and tie it back to time or whatever. special relativity #since space and time are fundamentally related #sorry im running on fumes rn i didnt sleep last night #ALSO THEY HAVE MATCHING ALCHEMIZED OUTFITS #jade’s dead shuffle dress and dave’s four aces suited both use a midnight crew poster as ingredients #i should draw them together in that mspa style #maybe theyre not even romantic. who said ships had to be. its short for relationship #well theres multiple kinds of relationships. what if they were queerplatonic

[snarky-wallflower]

The Hello From the Hallowoods fandom, post 141 - Incidents

#i don't need sleep i need answers #where are my blorbos?? where are we?? #hello from the hallowoods #hfth #snarky memes #snarky speaks

[alucarddear]

I love Alucard's standard greeting to nearly everybody on the Belmont family branch. "A whip, getting your ass handed to you... yeah, you're a Belmont alright", my guy is 300 years old and has never lost his snark

And he should never 💅🏼

#he’s a snarky boy #I love him so much #metkapop #answered ask #alucard

[found--family]

am i the only one who sensed some jilted lover vibes from jensen? 

#burcon #cockles #thoughts #at the start of the panel and through a few particular interactions he seemed very standoffish #he was giving a little bitter and hurt and perhaps even resentful - maybe he only learned of misha's gf #at this con too! maybe it was news to him. on top of not seeing misha for months i can understand #if he was feeling a bit neglected and out of the loop. there's also the matter of misha's gf not being #in a poly thing with jensen and dee like vicki was ie. what she has with misha is seperate so i'm sure #that's another difficult thing to deal with knowing their time together is strictly separate #i've no doubt he wants misha to have a partner and be happy but there's an adjustment period #letting new people into your life and whoever misha's partner is now or in the future is going to #affect jensen on a personal level and moreover his relationship with misha. it's all very intriguing #and while i like what little i've seen and heard about this woman for misha i just think no matter who #she is it's going to take a toll on jensen's relationship w misha. i thought it was plain to see on jensen's face #during their panel: numerous moments where he was giving a poker face that wasn't covering a laugh #but instead like he was trying to smooth out his bitterness. or so my eyes and brain and heart tell me. #just various moments where things looked uncomfortable and jensen making off-colour jokes that didn't land #and which furthermore were barbed and snarky - not in their usual banter way but like he was lashing out #and using the excuse of chaotic panel convo to explain away his comedic pitfalls. but again maybe i'm #looking to much into it? idk. there are some lovely moments! fun and caring moments - but they #mainly came from misha's direction ngl. it seemed like misha was trying hard to keep the peace #while jensen was just running his mouth on comments and jokes that kept not landing - for me #everyone on my dash is loving their dynamic this panel - and i want to feel that love! it is possible that #learning misha has a gf has skewed my perception a little like i'm putting context onto moments #i otherwise wouldn't. but i also think i would've laughed and generally felt better watching their panel #if that was the case. idk. whatever the reason i do think something was OFF between them on stage #and it was coming from jensen from the start. misha picked up on it partway though but things felt #a little strained throughout. like jensen wasn't looking at misha as much as usual or reaching out for him #misha tried to salvage and not react to things. but both their answers to the last Q were passive aggressive af #and when they left the stage together they weren't close or touching or chatting like they usually are...

[petite-gloom]

its not in your faq, so can I ask what iPad you use? Mines kinda dying and I’m curious if you rate yours one artist to another

i get this question a lot and im not being funny but i never understand it because i just bought the ipad pro that was available the year my previous one died. apart from pro vs non pro models im not sure it really matters, you should just buy the one with the specs that best matches your needs and budget. i made an entire book on an ipad mini during the pandemic because it was the only model i could afford at the time. its all just ipads. does that make sense

according to the ‘about’ section it’s an 11 inch ipad pro (2nd gen) but i have no idea what that means. i rate it in that it works and i can draw on it. it’s not yet old enough that’s its slowing down. so sure? one artist to another it functions the way it’s meant to

#this isn’t snarky #it’s genuine autistic confusion #every day people ask me for the specific model of my ipad laptop and phone #and idgi because i always just get what i can afford and when my old ones die #answers

[simplydnp]

when phil said "ny sphere goes over your sphere" about their personal spaces in dan is leaving me video...LIKE SHUT UPPPPP WE GET IT I'm so lonely

their sphere's do go over each other and it makes me emotional. dan's 'zone of collaboration' makes me laugh, as if he isn't getting all up in phil's space all the goddamn time. get a room!! (i say, while they are literally in their room)

on the more serious note, physical touch is really important, and coming from someone who is touch-starved, i highly recommend going to your local animal shelter to play with the animals there!! mine has a booking process, but they're also super chill about you just showing up and asking politely. get those endorphins!!

#'zone of collaboration' meanwhile dans not even introduced in the video its not even look its dan its just. he's here!! look at him!! #it is just so funny because how do you even intro each other at this point. you dont! everyone just knows!! #this video in a vacuum is sooo goddamn married of them. and even without a vacuum is a Lot. #i love their chatting videos. theyre just fun! and silly! and snarky to each other! and they laugh!! huge for the seratonin!! #thank you anon what a lovely moment #also i have other anons and im sorry im just staring lovingly at them rn and i will get to them eventually ya girl just has Big Nerve Pain #dnp #c.text #dan and phil #answered

[pablohunie1993]

me outside of mark waid's window every night: has cheryl met zatara ii? has gemma? do they know he exists? do they know he's john's son? did john tell them? does he have any connection to his paternal family?

#mark alex put the phone down 911 isn't going to know if zataraii considers them family!!!!!! #i think the obvious answer is no but the fun answer is maybe #anyone who knows john watching an interview of zataraii being a snarky cunt; no fucking way #dc kingdom come #mark waid #alex ross #hellblazer #zatara ii #john constantine #cheryl masters #gemma masters #dcu #dc vertigo #dc comics #kingdom come titans #i guess

[snarky-badger]

Thanks to all who sent me hugs and love and reassurance after my post about my panic attack and the bullshit I had to put up with.

I'm just starting to come out of dissociating. Kinda falling in depression now... Keep being told how 'hard it is for us' (ie parents) to deal with me when I'm so numb that I can't feel anything. Had to reassure them. No one ever reassures me. SIGH

Anyway. Thank you for everything. I really appreciate it.

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[katkalis-the-horror-fanartist]

Look, see, I'm used to be terrified of the Boggarts when I first watched HSH but your art of them has kinda made them less scary to me. What d'you think the Pipe and Toilet Hobbs look like as Boggarts?

OOO IM GLAD MY ART HAS SUCH AN EFFECT! I fell for them for their oogy-boogy ness personally, but I love giving them personality regardless!

Here are my personal and sudden takes of pipe and toilet hobbs after metamorphosis:

Plus a bonus of the others! Ofc their personalities can realistically vary from individual to individual, but the ones in my mind are (almost) set...

Main one has a bracelet from his partner/the homeowner to always be able to tell him apart from other boggarts

(May change it to hair braids/beads or also just...keep it as a bracelet. Or necklace.)

#home safety hotline #hsh #boggart #hsh boggart #my art #fan art #ask answered #i do know for sure that pipe boggart is the tidiest or at least most constant self groomer #fracture boggart is snarky #desk boggart just...organizes various trinkets besides papers

[ask-edd]

Tom! Why is everyone talking about you eating glass ToT!!! Its so funny and i don’t know whyyyy

Magical things happen when you read old asks

#he's just being snarky to mean the answer is in an ask from earlier today #ask #eddsworld #ew tom

[gemkun]

anonymous said : Ratio, do you have any thoughts on how the IPC handled the Avgin-Katican extinction event?

      ⸻       the   initial   silence   is   all   —   encompassing   ,   as   if   his   answer   were   written   in   the   absence   of   sound.   quietude   is   not   necessarily   without   weight   ,   for   his   demeanour   and   his   stance   ,   speak   volumes.   though   ,   perhaps   it   is   out   of   respect   ,   for   the   dreadful   event   that   had   occurred.   coordinated   under   meticulous   operations.

  ❝   when   the   ipc   wants   something   swept   under   the   rug   ,   their   enterprise   is   inexorable.   ❞   he   states   it   ,   matter   —   of   —   factly   ,   retaining   that   unyielding   neutrality   of   his.   if   not   for   alabaster   ,   dawn   might   exhibit   defeat   ,   were   he   to   linger   on   the   workings   any   longer.   ❝   scarce   and   limited   are   the   resources   surrounding   this   travesty.   even   the   intelligentsia   guild   ,   with   its   abundance   of   resources   and   papers   ,   has   a   conveniently   lacking   amount   of   information   regarding   the   avgin   —   katican   extinction   event.   ❞

  he   recalls   ,   those   moments   when   he   had   sought   reports   out   of   personal   interest   —   to   fulfil   that   insatiable   urge   of   contributing   to   his   wealth   of   knowledge.   how   disappointing   to   have   been   met   with   clearly   biased   and   tampered   accounts   ,   illustrating   blatantly   ,   calculated   approaches.   with   a   flagrant   dearth   that   outlined   a   single   perspective.

  but   the   ipc   are   skilled   in   holding   tongues   ,   including   his.   for   now.

  ❝   what   i   have   gathered   ,   well   ,   regrettably   ,   i   am   not   authorised   to   comment   on   the   specifics   of   the   carnage   ,   however   ,   it   is   no   mystery   that   it   was   managed   poorly.   unfortunately   ,   reading   the   fine   print   of   the   sigonian   sovereignty   was   never   in   the   cards   for   the   avgins.   ❞   as   broadcasts   and   journalistic   endeavours   had   undertaken   ,   this   was   apparent.   thus   ,   an   announcement   without   consequence.   ❝   i   will   say   in   hindsight   ,   an   operation   led   by   someone   as   contemptuous   as   oswaldo   schneider   ,   was   expected   to   produce   this   tragic   outcome.   he   possesses   great   notoriety   ,   among   even   the   genius’   ,   for   his   turbulence   and   volatility.   ❞

#* ✦ 𝐈𝐈. ❮ asks ❯ ⸻ ❝ #* ✦ 𝐕𝐈. ❮ muses ❯ ⸻ ❝ 「 veritas ratio 」 #reading on the methods the ipc uses to stop researchers pursuing further to unveil the truth is so disheartening #like veritas could say a lot on this but i mean there's the threat to his funding but there's probably further threats in the mix #this question had me sitting here for days cause i wanted to answer it so badly but how to #i wrote this like as if it were a big brother situation which the ipc heavily feels like #it's no question that they're the real enemy #or maybe i've been reading/watching too many dystopians #this could've been answered in varying ways but he tried to be as elaborate and vague as possible and still sneak in a snarky remark