#so I can legally make this joke-

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

My Lawyer is going to Get Your Ass.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangyao #jiang cheng #nie huaisang #wei wuxian #lan wangji #elle woods #That's right. All this time I was building up towards this punchline. #The pink legal eagle Elle Woods is canonical to the PD-MDZS universe. This will make no sense if you are new around here. #The phone lwj pulls out of his bag of holding has one function. And it's to call Elle Woods. An omniscient and legendary cultivator. #The mandarin is very messy but probably self explanatory. I can only hope it is legible... #Referencing Danganrompa (Sore wa chigau yo!) and Ace Attorney was not on my bingo card for things I would end up doing- #-but it has happened and I am rolling with it. Even if it means a lot is going on in this comic! #the core joke here is that wwx finds himself in a impromptu court and gets a lawyer involved. #A lawyer AU fits these characters so well I am once again blinking long and slow at everyone who’s made an AU for it #Not a single whisper of story analysis in these tags today. It's pure whimsy on the menu. #I am placing a little treat outside of your door. It's a cold world out there and there is so little whimsy to be found.

[aurorangen]

By now, all the people close to Vincent know that Isaac is his brother. Everyone except Renee. Today they decided to tell her...

Renee was hurt but given the circumstances, she understood their reasons for keeping it from her and the detectives. Surely it would gather a lot of unwanted attention from the media when ideally the brothers wanted to investigate independently. Like how Vincent never knew the existence of Isaac. Or how Isaac lived a secret identity all his life, escaping from his past and eventually finding out about Vincent. Once they were confident in their direction then they will expand the investigation. And deal with all the consequences then.

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #postcard legacy #postcard gen 3 #renee reichmann #vincent kingsley #isaac kingsley #best decision putting renee in a ponytail! #and i wanted to show isaacs eagle tattoo! given hes escaping from his past ofc hes gonna be paranoid at everything... #he is an eagle (search up eagle symbolism pls) even his sharp gaze #so happy making his link to eagles/eagle eyes!! and then finding that tattoo! i can even say legal eyes with law and all that #sorry 😂 me with my jokes lmao

[genericpuff]

i need y'all to know how much i love my husband and his definition of a 'joke gift'

he went shopping to pick up a gift for his upcoming staff party, they do yankee swap every year (the game where you unwrap gifts one by one and people trade them in an attempt to get the thing they want)

and he was like "btw i got you a joke gift" so i was expecting something small n' silly to tide me over until actual christmas

Y'ALL WHERE'S THE JOKE-

HE DEADASS JUST BOUGHT ME THE PHYSICAL BOX SET OF ROBERT FAGLES' TRANSLATIONS OF HOMER??? THIS MAN ??? HE KNOWS ME TOO WELL, HE KNOWS WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS BUT I ACTUALLY LOVE IT SO MUCH LMAOO

#everyone say 'thanks anthony' #can i call myself a folklorist now #<<< for legal reasons this is a joke #but fr this is amazing #i just paid off my new PC so i'm waiting for all my files to sync up with the cloud to move them over #so this is gonna make for a good passtime #today's been an awesome fucking day omg #greek myth #greek mythology #the odyssey #the iliad

[moeblob]

Karen has four older brothers and this is Ross! He's the second oldest and he looks rather polite and smiles a lot and when he's at work he can behave most of the time... but he really has such a foul mouth it puts Right to shame.

And Karen when she was a kid couldn't pronounce S's and they sounded like Z's. So when her brothers would be leaving for school she would say "enjoy zool" and just. Could NEVER say Ross's name correctly so he told her to just call him Oz. And it stuck but only with Karen. She's the only one to use it and no one else is allowed.

#my characters #also fun fact she has decided to legally rename him for when shes mad at him #so instead of yelling his full proper name #she will yell OSWALD THOMAS WILSON which is the fake first name but actual middle/last #and its just thats a guy that she wouldnt want to admit to knowing if she saw him in public #hes actually p short so yeah hes a short king #the oldest bro and the second youngest are both taller #the middle middle is basically the same height as him so karen really is just the wittle bab #and all her brothers are super protective of her bc thats their baby sister #she does however have a strong sense of I GOTTA PROTECT THE MIDDLE GUY #so she is kinda used to standing up for older guys just bc of he #but it comes into being a problem when she meets rick and is like fuck it he may be older but #he is too kinda for this world and also theres no way i can love him hes basically a baby brother #and she will pick on him but also would absolutely throw hands for him #and and i know the tags are long as is but eventually karen and rick move past the whole youre like a brother vibe #and they become very good friends - still zero romance involved - but she starts to treat him less like a family member #and it makes him feel less awkward and in turn he feels more open to joke sometimes #cause for a long while rick is just this is really awkward and i wish we would stop matching on dating apps but she wont leave me alone #so its rude to turn her down when she offers a friendly drink to check up on me #but its actually karen being protective older sister mode despite being the youngest of five #this is the most i have managed to draw in like two weeks i think #now im super tired bye

[toastsnaffler]

in a hilarious turn of events my flatmate didn't even know I use any pronouns....

#i thought when she was talking abt how her parents thought i was gonna come out as trans and kept checking my name/pronouns- #that the joke was that im ALREADY trans but in ways they dont know abt.... but nope she genuinely didnt know 🤭 #to be fair. i dont rly let anyone in on my gender business unless we're close enough to be dating or its an anonymous online space #like im legally cis and thats fine. idc abt ppl using my name + she/her bc thats not my gender identity its just AN identity that i use- #to navigate the world without ppl being fucking nosy bc i pass as + am sociopolitically treated as a woman (if butch lol) #to ppl who are friends ill joke that my gender is dyke (true) and to friends whose gender falls on a similar spectrum- #or who are transmasc ill talk a little more honestly abt it bc theyre usually able to understand better than anyone else #other butch dykes w a weird gender going on are the only motherfuckers who actually Get It but theyre hard to come by tbh #to be frank i dont fucking know whats going on w my gender. and i dont rly care enough to do the introspection to figure it out rn #i have so many other problems in my life and im lucky that most of my beef w gender can be solved by presenting butch + binding #and using any pronouns around other queer ppl. its actually incredibly funny to me when ppl she/her me bc its like tch. this chump hasnt #unlocked my level of gender yet. pronouns and names in general are so far disconnected from the way i exist in the world... #its just smth thats fun for me to play around with + makes me feel weird sometimes but in ways i havent distilled yet yknow #and this has been my approach to gender for like?? 4-5 years now??? and likely will continue to be for a long while.. #anyway. its not actually that surprising my flatmate doesnt know bc shes cis so ive never felt compelled to have a deeper conversation #abt gender with her. but also i could sweeaaar its been mentioned bc almost all our other friends are trans lol #and also ive been introducing myself at queer sports socials w any pronouns and i swear i talked abt that w her..... whatever #and my pronouns are on discord and shes def seen my tumblr before but maybe i didnt have them in my bio at the time... i digress #i kind of prefer cis ppl she/hering me tbh. theyre not able to they them or he him or whatever else me in a way that matters..... #altho i do find it fascinating when she or other ppl elect to use neutral or masculine terms for me. raising an eyebrow and taking notes #like when she got a job and joked abt me being her househusband.. pulling up the fem/masc tally chart and chalking a line up #a la nona the ninth.... ive been trying to figure out whos inhabiting this body my entire fucking life with no luck girl #ANYWAY just smth to think abt. im so tired i think my brain is gonna start seeping out my eyeballs #im gonna watch some more pluto and read and then -> 🛌 #another 6:30 start tomorrow woohoo #.diaries #zzzzz

[captainofthetidesbreath]

ExU Calamity is CritRole's Rogue One because who endures is the one rogue.

#For legal purposes: this is a joke I'm making bc I am emotional and upset in the BEST way. #Seriously. Don't explain to me what Rogue One is and the actually narrative and thematic resonance. I love Rogue One so I know. #I have a post somewhere about hoping this is about ensuring the war can be struggled against and stopped instead of just clear annihilation #Critical Role things #CR spoilers #EXU spoilers #CR

[feline-evil]

I can't think of anything that could kill a generative ai system faster than letting it pull from blogs on here, its going to be fed so many erroneous callouts and pointless discourse posts that its gonna generate a way to speedrun offing itself

#jay talkin #im making jokes but fucking hell the internet sucks nowadays #i love witnessing the rot in real time (<--said extremely mentally healthily haha u can trust) #im listening to monkey wrench on repeat. feeling normal #i mean hey yr shits already been jacked by ai if it was gonna be. sorry. it woulda happened like last year at its peak #sites being more open abt it now and adding opt out toggles dont mean its just suddenly gonna start happening #believe me they were all already trawled by little ai fucknuts already. sucks but its the truth #ai bros notably do not care abt legality they have already trawled every site. all u can do is fight back best u can #damage has been done. dont fall into despair via scaremongering and doom posting #do what u can to protect yrself and yr shit snd spread info on how to do that #glaze yr art if yr an artist. opt out of shit when u can. its fucking rough out here #ai is p solely focused on ripping off whatever is most marketable or 'realistic' bc it is a capitalist leach #and nobody involved in it has a soul enough to recognise art if it spat in their face #it fucking sucks that we're still dealing w it but i promise u this capitalist mass-market tendency #is gonna end up w it poisoning itself w its own shite imagery to the point of death so #it WILL fuck off eventually. hold on w the hope of that ok. n protect yr shit. alright #oh and dont share any info u wldnt want stolen but u shldnt be doing that anyway for internet safety reasons #love u all my artists in arms i hope ai dies sooner rather than later and i hope u get to piss on its corpse #love the lawsuit speedruns this place is pulling lately. yall hadnt had yr fill last week huh

[feydfuckernation]

opla fans after atla live action dropped on netflix probably idk:

#for legal reasons this is a joke #lion.txt #opla #atla live action #to be perfectly blunt i only Kind Of have a dog in this fight #i wasn't really invested in one piece prior to opla (although i'm inherently biased about pirate media so it already appealed to me) #but this isn't a haha one piece is inherently better than atla king of thing #because i wasn't even invested in it until AFTER opla dropped and THEN i got really invested in it #but it seems like people aren't all that happy with atla live action #and that makes me sad for the atla fans who were really looking forward to the show #but as it stands it seems like the only truly good western live action anime adaptation is.......one piece??? #like correct me if i'm wrong but that's??? the list??? #anyway. #posting this when i'm sick as a dog rn so u can blame the ricola #one piece live action #avatar the last airbender live action

[todayisafridaynight]

so magical that yakuza 1 and shadow the hedgehog came out the same year........ 2005 the best year for sega honestly.....

#snap chats #AND DAYS APART TOO IN JAPAN (rgg1 dec. 8 while shadow was dec. 15) #the gap is significantly wider for US releases but thats not important..... #japanese kids were winning on christmas i swear #'snap why are you bringing this up' isnt it obvious. i am playing shadow the hedgedhog #and i keep thinking about daigo playing shadow and then later down the line just talking to mine bout it cause he can be a lil sillay #i hope he had dreams where he and shadow got to be besties. and by Him And Shadow i mean he dreams himself as sonic #because obligatory Same VA Joke Is Obligatory IF WE CAN GET ONE (1) W FROM RCS VOICING DAIGO. LET IT BE THAT AT LEAST. #for me..... let it slide for me..... yes ik it was jason griffith voicing sonic (and shadow) back then but let it slide this once.. #i refuse to acknowledge modern shadow. unless it's from that one uhhh fuck what was the cartoon called #its on netflix Point Is the one time shadow was actually like his old self girl i sobbed. too bad sonic was a dipshit though #a soul for a soul ig.... i think its ok just this once.... #im getting so off topic but this is how i inflict my other interests upon you lot #i trap you into reading a post vaguely about rgg and then i make it about something else :) #look at my pfp you fool. i legally have to talk about shadow the hedgehog like once a month ok let me have this #while im here. like /i/ know this game is nine years long but sometimes i forget HOW long #326 endings and for what. because they love me thats why. #fym 'revenge at last' is only ending 11 that seems like the third route or so you'd take (only black doom missions) #ok ive talked long enough. anyway bye im gonna uhhhh god idk.... i keep getting distracted #i started watching kagerou while my sister was playing mysims the other day but i got too engrossed by her playing to continue #mysims was like. A White Whale of sorts in my house for a while since it was one of like five games my sis actually played #and it was her fave but one day 1.) we lost it 2.) our wii stopped working. since that day she's blamed me for losing it #WELL then i found it and i got the wii u working SO all that can stop now 👁️👁️ ok ive fr gone on too long #unfortunately i cant talk about EVERYTHING i want to lest i just turn this into a general games blog. but i wont i prommy #for now. bye fr i think my sis just got home actually LMAO

[betweenlands]

i don’t know what the fuck is going on. why don’t you all go watch ivorycello or legundo’s 100 days multiverse or vikingpilot’s dominion smp series (including the monologue after s1e6) or yourpalross’s redstoner or kakujo’s horizons / magic world or inro’s secret rivals and then maybe you’ll calm down

#for legal reasons this is a joke do NOT come after us #genuinely really sorry your guys's finale sucked though! i'm sorry about that! #the only thing worse than no conclusion is an actively bad one and i'm sorry that happened! #that said: i have a responsibility to shill if everyone else on the dash is also doing it #also helpful series notes for those actually taking recs: #the 100dmv playlist is in reverse order for some reason #redstoner DOES have some old shitheads in there but they don't make any money off the series as it's fan archived #both redstoner and kakujo's series were made in OLD mcyt era so they may have some outdated humor #and finally -- read the comments in horizons starting at ep17 so you can see ed's diary #(and also the comments on the first and last episodes of magic world for the same reason) #OKAY that's my shilling done now i have to tag this (i am NOT maintagging this) #(except one bc my tag for that is just the series tag. oops fuck) #yt #txt #orig #misc #ictv #dominioners #redstoner #kj #secret rivals

[selenealwayscries]

I WAS JOKING ABOUT BAD ASS TEMPLE FOR PRIDE MONTH ON DISCORD AND THEN I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK

BAD ASS TEMPLE SAID LOVE WINS AS A THREAT AND IT WORKED WHAT THE HELL 😭😭😭😭😭

#hypnosis mic #hypmic #bad ass temple #cuz nagoya . yknow #its not even pride month over here in england yet and we already got incredible news like this 😭 what the hell #we finally have a second east asian country thats considering legalizing same sex marriage !!!! thats massive !!!!!!!!! #taiwan has been shouldering the burden of being the only east asian place you can legally get married to someone of the same sex 😭 #god this is such incredible news . BAT said fix homophobia and they listened <3 #im going nuts over this news its not even funny #japan has been really conservative about queer people for the longest time and the nagoya court just drops this BOMB onto our laps <3 #i really hope they really do go through with it !!! itll be an uphill battle against a conservative government but itll be so worth it !!!! #anyways i just needed to make that joke o7 the power of BAT sunset cards made their entire division reconsider their homophobic ways <3 #moondrop.txt

[theinfinitedivides]

so The Way U Are (Unplugged) gets a live stage (MNet) and Rebel gets two more stages (SBS One Take at Inkigayo and Mnet) but i see nothing for Rodeo/nothing else for Jungle. aight. ok. guess i'm meant to languish or something

#tvxq #dbsk #for legal reasons that was partially a joke since they've given us so much this comeback already and i am immensely grateful but i #need to have a serious talk with the camera operator for MNet!Rebel bc why the f*ck are we flying so much for. they're #wearing the c*nty casual western lite outfits and we're zooming in and out like a f*cking drone no!!!!!!!!!! i shouldn't have to go after #four different focus fancams to see what's actually going on here #also who could forget the file quality is sh*tty. i can see the pixels as we speak there's no way i'm tackling this one for any #potential gif endeavors unless the fancams are better quality #edit: i think they also committed the sin of heavily cleaning up the live vocals bc this sounds like they ate the CD. and not in classic #TVXQ! manner i'm talking heavy handed pitch correction studio ass ate the CD. the only time you hear the raw vocals peak through #is when there's a fanchant coming up so they have to unmute it so the audience can come through. #look it's either that or they did a pre-recorded 'live' version and then lip synched the whole thing for MNet. i don't know which #one is worse not even the 4k visuals of the Yunho fancam with his ass in denim can make up for that. their stupid watermark #is all over the thing too bitch can we get a moment of peace #at least TWUA was left relatively untouched smh

[usurpgod]

rip to every1, alias change > perseus

#out. #i've been enabled #'alias' as if im not using it for my real name too #u can still call me roach / five btw!! or literally any name idc #i am coming full circle (i used to go by perseus for the longest time) #every1 irl still calls me adam LMAOOO im making that my middle name its fine #i wish i could just have All the names at once #me when i go to legally change my name: perseus ronan kit adam five [last name] #i mean what's stopping me can they say no to that. i need to look that up im so not joking

[blujaydoodles]

WELL I made this mostly for reference for myself, but in honor of tiddies being made legal again(?) on tumblr AND the fact that Nyssa got flagged back in 2018 despite being fully clothed, here's a quick ref page of my sweet little nudist 😌

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #character art #illustration #satyr #faun #warlock #nudity #the truth is I just love making references ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ they're probably not of any interest to anyone else I just like em #it's the same reason I'm always drawing height lineups lol #I have ref pages STARTED for Elyss AND Melliwyk but they're in limbo because I always overthink what all to put on them... #especially OCs like Elyss and Mel because they're so long-running and complicated and have a lot of Stuff and different outfits etc #Nyssa is an old character but she has been played very little and is a very simple creature #and I can get away with posting at the 'I don't feel like drawing clothessss wehhh' stage a little better lmao #as for tiddies being legal on here I'm mostly joking about that like... mattering... at all #probably this would have been fine months ago and probably I'm not any more likely to get saucy here than I already was #but I was already working on this anyway and I thought it was funny #my OCs #Nyssa #Erelan #dungeons and doodles

[stinkrascal]

cc creators will be like I worked all day on my custom content and I don’t have any friends because I’m always making cc where’s my MONEY! like storytellers on simblr dont spend literal weeks forgoing social interaction to make one single story post only to repeat the process every single time we want to update our stories, and we do it for free!!!!! wheres OUR compensation bitch

#going in blender and fixing poses to match your sims AND MAKING HEIGHT DIFFERENCES FOR YOUR SIMS #BECAUSE ALL OF YOUR SIMS HAVE TO BE STUPID TALL OR STUPID SMALL FOR NO REASON AT ALL #that takes more effort than whatever ugly cc u make #the last straud post i made took so much effort simply because of vlad and brie's height difference im still recovering from that post #I POSTED IT IN MAY IM STILL IN RECOVERY #for legal reasons this is a joke lol i just think its funny #theyre like I HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE! BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS! FORCING ME TO MAKE CC! #whatever you dumb baby i have no social life on my own volition because i love my little pixel people and their crazy height differences #get a real job and then u can have no social life while also making consistent money dork brain #also why did i make vlad 6'4 he absolutely has no reason to be that tall #realistically vlad has 5'9 energy. but hes my special little guy therefore he has to be tall

[nin-deer]

yjh is such a versatile character like yeah he's the protagonist or whatever but his jobs range from pro gamer to terrorist look at the RANGE what can kdj do? read? and what can hsy do? write? yjh is out here carrying his family with all of these mad skillz

#orv #asdl;fkjasl; j SORRY #this has been on my mind bc i like to remind myself every so often that yjh was a pro gamer #my fav orv fun fact #kimcom needs money? #yjh can play games or wreak havoc both work #a;dlsfhjls;afk i just imagine the gvt puts a bounty on him #and kimcom (hsy) takes advantage of it #whenever they need money they just let him go ham lmao #orv spoilers #kinda????? #i guess i should bc the terrorist thing is a spoiler #for legal reasons this is a JOKE #i know hsy also makes bank lolol #the only one freeloading is kdj but they let him so he doesnt go die again