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somedaylazysomeday · 1 year
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SomedayLazySomeday's Masterlist
Hey, friends! Here is the collection of everything I’ve written up to this point. Fics have their own page to keep things neat, and those links are posted under the media to which they belong. 
All fics feature a female reader with minimal physical description and no use of ‘Y/N’. All of these works are rated mature or explicit and are not intended for minors. Please take note of the warnings listed on the chapter links for each fic.
Thanks for reading and enjoy!
- Ink 
Arcane (2021) 
Good Intentions - Silco x fem!reader. - 54.7k words. Reader runs a charitable organization, the Haven, which seeks to help people overcome their Shimmer addiction. Silco soon takes an intense interest in the Haven and the woman who operates it.
Noisy - Viktor x fem!reader.  - 7.2k words. Reader is a student at the Piltover Academy and lives in student housing, one floor below Viktor. He’s a bit of an insomniac… and a noisy one at that.
Avengers (2012) 
Cold - Loki x fem!reader. - 3k words. Reader is in a casual physical relationship with Loki. When she attends a party at Avengers Tower with someone else, he’s bothered by the idea that she’s ashamed of him. Themes of jealousy and minor monsterfucking.
Beetlejuice  
A Deal with a Demon - Beetlejuice x fem!reader. - 13.3k words. Reader is a witch who’s a little down on her luck. She summons a demon for help, but he turns out to be very different from what she expected. Themes of magic, desperation, and monsterfucking.
Black Sails  
Captured - Captain Charles Vane x fem!reader.  - 9.1k words. Reader disguised herself as a man to cross the ocean, but her ship was captured by pirates who brought her on as a member of their crew. Vane eventually figures out the truth. Dub-con themes in Part One; mind the warnings!
The Boondock Saints 
Na Buachaillí - Murphy MacManus x fem!reader, Connor MacManus x fem!reader. - 13k words. Reader is a high school science teacher working temp jobs over Christmas break to help pay for her divorce. 
Ex Machina (2015) 
Winner Take All - Nathan Bateman x fem!reader.  - 11.6k words. Reader knows Nathan from MIT, and they constantly run into each other during trivia night at a local bar. Enemies to friends to lovers vibes.
The Gray Man (2022)
Paranoid - Lloyd Hansen x fem!reader. - 9.7k words. Reader runs into Lloyd and he takes a liking to her. She can’t say the same for him. Dark!fic with themes of non-con. Mind the warnings on this one!
The Hobbit 
Dexterity - Thorin Oakenshield x fem!reader. - 14.6k words. Reader sells wool at Erebor’s markets and is familiar with the king, handsome and aloof. But Thorin rapidly warms up when a storm forces her to stay in Erebor overnight…
A Boon - Elvenking Thranduil x fem!reader. - 20.2k words. Reader owns a bar in Lake-Town and is very unimpressed with the Elvenking, even as he slowly works to win her over. Enemies to lovers vibes.
Labyrinth 
Dreams - Jareth x fem!reader.  - 7.7k words. Reader wished away her college roommate, beat the labyrinth, and resisted the Goblin King. But he isn’t done with her yet… Themes of dark fae, magic, and predator/prey.
Random Jareth Fics - Jareth x fem!reader - 6.8k words. Reader is a teacher who was wished away by a young student. She becomes Jareth’s eyes and ears in the human world, working to keep his legend alive. Over time, she becomes less human, but an occasional need still arises.
Narcos
Informant - Javier Peña x fem!reader. - 2.3k words. Reader has some information about Pablo Escobar and ends up making a different sort of deal. (Similar in tone to Oaths, but I hadn’t quite figured out how to write Javier Peña’s character yet.)
Oaths - Javier Peña x fem!reader. - 11.5k words. Reader is a nurse who treats the Escobar family. She turns information over to the DEA, though she doesn’t care for the agent assigned to her case.
Matter of Perspective - Captain Horacio Carrillo x fem!reader.  - 9.6k words. Reader works for the DEA in Columbia and accompanies the Search Bloc to prove one of her theories. Enemies to lovers vibes.
Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Blood Donor - Eric Northman x fem!reader.  - 2.4k words. Reader is a were-animal working for the vampires of a town Eric is visiting. You are sent to feed him. 
Star Wars 
Target Acquired - Jango Fett x fem!reader. - 9.6k words. Reader is a bounty hunter who often finds herself in direct competition with Jango Fett. They have a deal: whoever catches the bounty sets the terms of their night together.
Pursuit - Boba Fett x fem!reader.  - 6.5k words. Reader is a bounty Boba finds, but she must convince him to let her go… even if they both know it’s only temporary. 
Star Wars: The Bad Batch 
Hunted - Hunter x fem!reader. - 7.3k words. Reader works with the Bad Batch. She has a crush on Hunter that seems one-sided… until a chance encounter with a mysterious substance on a mission. Sex pollen and themes of predator/prey. 
Aim - Crosshair x fem!reader. - 9.9k words. Reader works with the Bad Batch and gets stranded with Crosshair after a mission. They won’t make it back to the Havoc Marauder without blowing off some steam. Enemies to lovers vibes in both parts. 
Experiment - Tech x fem!reader. - 3.5k words. Tech thinks he can’t be distracted from his work. Reader bets that isn’t true, and she’s willing to prove it.
Stretch - Wrecker x fem!reader.  - 13.5k words. Reader and Wrecker are a strong couple, but there are some challenges that come with dating someone so physically large. 
Different, But Still Good - TBB!Echo x fem!reader.  - 3.4k words. Reader is a sex-positive asexual, unbothered by the ways Echo was changed during his time with the Separatists. They’re both a little surprised when he volunteers to help on an unusually needy day. 
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Bitten - Commander Wolffe x fem!reader.  - 13.4k words. Reader has a crush on Broadside, a pilot with the 501st. When it isn’t returned, a helpful stranger encourages her to let Wolffe provide a distraction.
Tied Up in You - Commander Fox x fem!reader. - 9.8k words. Established relationship between Fox and Reader. Sickeningly sweet glimpses at a loving, unlikely relationship.
Misbehaving - Commander Cody x fem!reader.  - 9.2k words. Reader is in a relationship with Cody. Their relationship is one of control and boundaries, but they’re both willing and ready to test each other.
Star Wars: Legends
Bodyguard - Alpha-17 x fem!reader.  - 9.2k words. Reader is a Senatorial aide, assigned to work for a hated senator who endangers both of their lives with his politics. Fortunately, Alpha is sent to keep them safe.
Gar Cyare Spice Fics - Alpha-17 x fem!reader. - 6.8k words. Assorted spicy chapters of an ongoing fic on my main blog. (Gar Cyare by WanderingInkSplot) Established relationship between Alpha and the fem!reader.
The Boys
Hooked - Billy Butcher x fem!reader. - 8k words. Reader is a tow truck driver sent to tow Butcher's car. He's less than pleased.
The Walking Dead 
Arm Candy - Negan x fem!reader.  - 18k words. Reader is a Savior and a prospective wife. Negan likes to show her off at meetings, but he is easily the most distracted person in the room.
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somedaylazysomeday · 1 year
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Good Intentions
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You are a philanthropist in Piltover’s undercity. Your outreach - the Haven - comes to the attention of Silco himself. He can’t have an uncontrolled organization operating so close to the Last Drop. He offers a deal that allows you to keep running the Haven… and you can only hope the terms are ones you can live with. 
Part One - Warnings for mentions of homelessness, mentions of drug use, systemic abuse, threats both overt and implied, bribery, blackmail, discussions of drug distribution, mentions of sex as payment.
Part Two - Warnings for sex as a form of payment, power imbalance, fingering, explicit piv sex, mild cum play, blackmail, bribery.
Part Three - Warnings for canon-typical violence, drug use, canon-typical threats of gun violence, ongoing references to sex as a method of payment, oral sex (male receiving), voyeurism, public exposure (kinda?), fingering, unprotected piv, spanking, orgasm denial, light cumplay.
Part Four - Warnings for ongoing reference to sex as a form of payment, references to voyeurism, fingering, handjobs, piv sex, minor derogatory language (one use of the term ‘cockdumb’), canon-typical threats of violence.
Part Five - Warnings for ongoing references to sex as a form of payment, mentions of drugs and drug use, mentions of past sexual history, oral sex (female receiving), fingering, hint of ass play, hand job.
Part Six - Warnings for ongoing references to sex as a form of payment, mentions of drugs including use and sales of, oral sex (male receiving), piv sex, rough treatment.
Part Seven - Warnings for ongoing reference to sex as a form of payment, sensuality, fingering, inappropriate use of ice, knife play, anal play, anal plugging, unprotected piv sex, oral sex, minor cum play, minor degradation.
Part Eight - Warnings for ongoing reference to sex as a form of payment, power dynamics, oral sex (fem receiving), unprotected piv sex, handjob, biting.
Part Nine - Warnings for weird dreams, an attack, mentions of fire, mentions of physical abuse, ongoing references to sex as a form of payment, oral sex (male receiving), fingering, unprotected piv.
Part Ten - Warnings for ongoing references to sex as a form of payment, stripping, explicit piv sex, allusions to squirting, cum-eating (cum-tasting?)
Part Eleven - Warnings for ongoing references to sex as a form of payment, bossy Silco, period sex, fingering, unprotected piv sex, post-coital intimacy.
Part Twelve - Warnings for ongoing references to sex as a form of payment, minor arguments, descriptions of poverty in the Undercity, unprotected piv sex, anal fingering.
Part Thirteen - Warnings for mentions of sleeplessness, descriptions of a bar after hours, threats, ongoing references to sex as a form of payment, oral sex (female receiving), unprotected piv sex, themes of intimacy. 
Part Fourteen - Warnings for ongoing references to sex as a form of payment, conspiracy and performances, mention of outside threats, mentions of past oral sex, power play, unprotected piv sex, creampie, discussions of birth control methods, increasing intimacy. 
Part Fifteen - Warnings for ongoing references to sex as a form of payment, semi-consensual voyeurism, handjobs, arguments, threats, oral sex (male receiving), sex toy use, light breath play and choking, squirting.
Part Sixteen - Warnings for ongoing references to sex as a form of payment, jealousy, minor breath play, oral sex (fem receiving), biting, unprotected PIV sex, public sex, hints of exhibitionism, possessiveness.
Part Seventeen - Warnings for ongoing references to sex as a form of payment, implied violence, non-consensual drug use, paranoia, cuddling, threats.
Part Eighteen - Warnings for ongoing references to sex as a form of payment, threats, conspiracy, overeager lackies, mentions of alcohol consumption, semi-public piv sex, creampie, and plugging.
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somedaylazysomeday · 2 months
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Hooked
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Billy Butcher is a man on a mission. That mission - regulating and limiting the influence of supes - is a dangerous one. However, the sarcastic, wily, and violent Butcher is more than equal to the task. Which is what makes it all the more insulting when you tow his car, leaving him scrambling to recover it and deal with the chemistry between you. 
Part One - Warnings for swearing, veiled threats, feelings of helplessness, mentions of alcohol, descriptions of injuries from a fight, insults, and frank discussions of sexuality.
Part Two - Warnings for alcohol consumption, blunt conversations about sex, swearing (obviously), brief description of a sex toy, and sex.
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somedaylazysomeday · 2 months
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I'll be updating my fic list posts over the next few days! When I'm done, I'll share the finished mobile Masterlist with all of this year's Fanfic February fics on it.
Thanks to everyone who helped this final year be so much fun!
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somedaylazysomeday · 1 year
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Finally finished my masterlist!
It took two days of work and frustration, but I think I'm done! Hopefull, this will make it easy to find what you're looking for.
SomedayLazySomeday's Masterlist
If you see any links that don't work, please let me know and I'll switch them around!
I know it is very late/very early in many parts of the world, so I'm going to repost this in about twelve hours. Thanks for your patience! I'm going to go have a drink.
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somedaylazysomeday · 1 year
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Masterlist Complete
I finally have a functional masterlist that can be accessed on mobile! You can find the link in my pinned post. (Or here, if you want to help me check that everything works!)
Thank you all for your patience during my mass posting today!
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somedaylazysomeday · 1 year
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Masterlist Update
I'm currently doing some work on my masterlist!
It may take some time or even stretch into tomorrow. If you are trying to access my works and run into something strange, please check back a little later.
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I apologize for the inconvenience!
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somedaylazysomeday · 1 year
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Masterlist
While I'm still struggling to get individual works to show up in the tags, I think my shadowban may have been lifted. So here's the link to my updated masterlist:
SomedayLazySomeday's Masterlist
My fics are explicit and the vast majority contain sexual content. Use caution and mind the tags!
Speaking of tags! I'm tagging some of the characters and pairings I've written for below. Feel free to ask questions!
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