#someone give him a bath

[lilacthebooklover]

If you’re still taking requests then, what if shadow milk somehow managed to reach through to pure vanilla during the time when he was just a healer cookie with no memories of himself or soul jam :3

of course!! i imagine healer would be a whole lot easier to manipulate, considering he's the very epitome of a blank slate- and i can definitely see shadow milk taking advantage of that! thanks for the awesome idea, i'll let you know when it's written <33

#cookie run kingdom #writing request #requests are open #:D #pure vanilla cookie #healer cookie #healer my beloved #he's so small and dusty #someone give him a bath #shadow milk cookie #cr kingdom #crk spoilers #cookie run spoilers #crk #cookie run fanfic

[umbramus]

he frew up

#sth #infinite the jackal #sonic #infinadow #someone give him a bath #and some antacids #poor thing :(

[sweetsuke]

narukana bffs. you agree 🫶

#listen listen. theyre friends #i think they shouldve bonded more during the moonlight disco story #i think arashi should've painted kanata's nails blue with waterproof nailpolish #i think they would have fun “swimming” together too (kanata floating while arashi splashes around) #arashi would make kanata wear sunscreen lmao #omg now im imagining kanata cooking arashi dinner as thanks for doing his nails/hanging out with him/etc #it'd probably just be sushi or smth similar since he only likes cooking cold food + loves fish #but i feel like arashi would l o v e sushi so there's no problem there (if there's any story that says she doesnt please lmk) #anyways i also think arashi would love just like. venting/gossiping to kanata too because he's really chill and a good listener #like she can just vent without worrying that he's gonna try to give her advice she doesn't want #she's like “i had the *worst* experience with someone at my modeling shoot today” and goes on a long rant #all kanata says at the end of it is “puka-puka-ing makes all bad ”emotions“ float away~” #and arashi's like “omg you're right a bath *does* sound good right now” #they have matching friendship bracelets also. i think that would be cute #okay headcanon dump over for now #ensemble stars #enstars #kanata shinkai #arashi narukami #narukana #idk what their ship name is 🤔 #arashi x kanata #kanata x arashi #<- figured i'd go ahead and tag these even though i dont ship them romantically

[breathinginthissilence]

"What's it called?"

"The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard."

#loki #loki spoilers #thor #thor: ragnarok #thor: the dark world #lbr i could have added a whole bunch of other gifs #and almost did #but this will do #WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE LET HIM HAVE A HAPPY ENDING? #give him a nice cup of tea and a hot bath and put a blanket on this dude #avengers: infinity war

[a-snowpoff]

GOOD GIRL, YOU’RE JUST LOST AREN’T YOU?

#POV: You’re a chihuahua lost at the dog park and you’ve been trailing Papyrus for the past 10 minutes. #…. uhm…. do not perceive me… thank you… #pfff imagine someone reblogging it without the context of the first tag OHMAHGAH dskfdskfh #it’s just Papyrus…. at the dog park… look he’s holding a leash… for HIS dog… #you’re not his chihuahua… he has his own dog that’s always stealing his special attacks…. #Papyrus can’t seem to find his own dog and has instead gotten you as a companion as he searches #You can hear Papyrus grumble… I BET THAT MEDDLING CANINE FOUND A STASH OF DOG SLIME TO ROLL AROUND IN!!!! THIS #THIS WOULD BE THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK! JUST HOW MANY BATHS DO I NEED TO GIVE ONE DOG IN A WEEK… #He peers down at the tiny chihuahua trailing him and thinks aloud #CERTAINLY YOU’D KEEP CLEAN IF I BATHED YOU #ANYWAYS BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED TAGS #papyrus #undertale #my art #a-snowpoff #papyrus with fangs #what am i even writing BAHAHAH… where are my whims taking me…. i just wanted to draw him from this perspective #can’t help but attempt to build a story around it skfjsdkjfksdj okay anyways enjoy~~~ #*Awkwardly trips while trying to scurry away*

[the-acid-pear]

Literally unable to stop thinking of that one line of Spamton from his first fight where he mentions his guts fucking hurting so much and like. Sure we don't exactly know how darkners work but they do have many forms of food in their world meaning they probably Need it to survive and I imagine no matter how flexible you are there's not a lot of food in the trash (we know bc Kris would've stolen it otherwise amen) so I just. I really think that manlet is fucking starving and that makes me soooo saddyies.

#luly talks #deltarune #Spamton #or its ibs like someone else mentioned which i mean relatable #you know a lot of guts issue do come from being stressed out and this man hasn't had a good day in years so MDHDKHFHSGD #but fr tho i need to give him a bath and a hot meal and a warm bed NEOW. #i can fix him. <- is just as bad

[shloodles]

ID: a black and white digital portrait of Stephen Black from Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell. He is a young black man whose hair is tied behind him, and who is wearing a black coat and a white cravat. He is transfixed by something, lips slightly parted, and his expression is deeply pained. end ID

oh Stephen

inprnt

#😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺 #love him so much someone draw this poor man a bath and give him some hot chocolate #my art #stephen black #jsamn #jonathan strange and mr norrell #described

[tespianmage]

Heyo, you also a member of the “I believe in Xavier having a dog supremacy” club? If so, what breed do you think Xavier has?

Okay so I do an AU for fun with some friends around Solitude, and I went to them for feedback since we agree Xavier would have a dog, and the final verdict was that he would have two dogs: a doberman and a xoloitzcuintli

Doberman are excellent guard dogs, very protective and extremely intelligent. I mean really, would you wanna mess with a guy that has one of these around? I wouldn't

Xolos are an old breed from Mexico that were said to guide the dead in the afterlife (which is fitting for a place that would have a lot of dead people thanks to the colosseum games). They're also very protective, loyal, make great watchdogs, and also good companions and goofballs around those they trust (sounds familiar, doesn't it?). Ever seen the movie Coco? That dog is one of those. Also since they're typically hairless, they need sweaters and such when cold. Look at this little guy!!

#friend came up with the idea he gets an advocate or a lost subject to give the xolo baths and such since they need them as hairless dogs #i can definitely see my Lost Subject Tessie give the doggo spa days #i dunno if it'll be me or someone else but imagine drawing Xavier in matching sweaters... #and yes both help him with his vision problems #solitude au #solitude: second chances

[ragdollrain]

Somebody needs to grab him and wash him in the sink

#I tried to give him a sink bath and my pipes broke #passing the responsibility off to someone else

[fellhellion]

This part of the editorial from 2099 (pic sourced from this post) is so interesting to me because i don’t even think the idea of Miguel having these kinds of flaws is uninteresting or impossible, but I just personally would never have come to this conclusion just based on the text.

Like, when I personally look at how Miguel and Dana interact, I don’t see any indication that he emotionally condescends to having a relationship with her, when you’d think this strain of elitism should shine through in some part of their relationship at least initially in his arc.

I don’t look at Xina and Miguel’s interactions and interpret any sense him feeling threatened by her intelligence (even if we're just talking purely pre-spidermanning), when you’d think an element of that would be present, even in a flashback. He was a callous dickhead about the cheating explanation, but that alone without some corresponding behaviour to how he speaks to/treats Dana, even just as a flashback, just doesn’t offer the bridging piece to displaying what the authorial intent apparently was, at least for me.

Also, and by god we always come back to Dana’s writing being so damn lazy, but if Miguel - even if only at first - sought Dana out due to the emotional convenience she provided, what has prompted enough change that he is willing to bear and forgive actions like her seeking out the company of the man who drugged him when she wants to needle Miguel.

ALSO. PETER DAVID I AM SPEAKING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EAR RN. ITS VERY SILLY TO ME TO POINT OUT THE MISOGYNISTIC STREAK INTENDED IN MIGUEL’S ACTIONS HERE BUT THEN LITERALLY JUST NOT BOTHER TO MAKE THE WOMAN THIS IS ABOUT MAKE LIKE. SENSE WHEN YOU WROTE HER. OFFER NO EXPLORATION INTO WHAT HER ACTIONS SPEAK TO IN HER PERSON AND DELVE INTO WHAT CONTRADICTORY ACTS MIGHT TELL US ABOUT HER.

#'a component to miguel's cheating is misogynistic thinking' AND IS THE MISOGYNISTIC THINKING IN THE ROOM WITH US NOW #idk idk...i genuinely have no issue with grappling w this as a character flaw of his i just would never have come to this conclusion on my #own PURELY from how he treated dana and xina. absolute asshole move w how he spoke of the cheating intially to xina #but that alone just makes him an asshole. not someone who felt threatened by her intelligence and THATS the piece that i dont personally se #in the text. #not to mention. the way dana and miguel's relationship is tonally depicted just. speaks of some lvl of sincerity to me. miguel isn't an #overly physically affectionate person and the times he does display that are really interesting (holding Gabriel when the abuse was going o #holding Xina when she blamed herself for Dana's death etc etc) #and then you have the way he holds Dana when he accidentally hits her while hallucinating from the rapture. he calls her lover and honey. #they cuddle in the bath that one time together. he recognises he hasnt been spending enough time w her and went to invite her out because o #it. and yeah. some of these we can absolutely chalk up to the character development hes having at the same time due to spidermanning but #even BEFORE that its like. it feels tonally dissonant to even try read Dana's actions at face value because the narrative doesnt CARE #about them making sense as part of a coherent whole person who thinks and rationalises actions to achieve a certain outcome or satisfy a #desire. it doesnt CARE enough to give her that sadly and so youre just left like. what does this relationship mean to these two characters? #for one party in particular i genuinely have no idea. and i dont know what to infer is the reason for a change from the mentality outlined #as authorial intent. because i didnt get that impression in the first place. #tunes talks 2099 #tunes talks critical #long post

[goldensunset]

neku 🤝 riku

‘tHe cHoSen OnE’ but the one who chose them was just some guy who most certainly did not have his life together so i’m unsure if it’s really something to brag about

#every time someone hypes riku up as having initially been the super cool chosen one #i can’t help but think like. i understand why this was cool back in 2002 when ppl didn’t know where he got it #but in hindsight yall he was chosen by freakin terra. not saying terra isn’t epic or that that scene wasn’t incredibly beautiful and poetic #but some ppl are acting like the heavens themselves opened up and bestowed the keyblade upon riku bathed in a divine light #terra saw some random kid and was like ‘i kin him. let’s give him a weapon i think he looks trustworthy :)’ #also in hindsight bc there are SO many keyblade wielders and probably bequeathments this was probably just one link in a chain of legacy #and for neku. ok joshua is obviously a deity so that’s pretty special to be singled out by the god of the city #but like. in a bad way. singled out for being the most like him also—- but that means singled out as a bad person lol #idc if josh is the composer he’s still a skinny smug crinkled receipt with mental illness #kingdom hearts #subaseka tag #the world ends with you #mine: twewy #mine: kh #this isn’t a salt post btw. i think both of these characters and their situations are super cool and awesome #i’m just fighting the narrative that these two are just typical chosen one hero archetypes bc both of them are such a huge subversion

[dudefrommywesterns]

for the first half of the movie he reminds me of a sad puppy photo from an animal rescue website

#someone take him home and give him a bath and love and attention #he also needs some grooming #he's very lovable but he's a little sensitive at the moment #dude #typewriter dings

[nicholasnelsons]

shaking crying screaming and throwing up over obi-wan saying leia is like padme. because she is, but also because she’s like anakin. because obi-wan doesn’t realize she’s exactly like anakin. it’s too painful to acknowledge that. ten years have gone by, and being face to face with this little girl who is just as stubborn and confident and annoying and intelligent and self aware as his padawan— as his brother? being face to face with his past? it was like he had anakin standing in front of him with the way his entire being reacted to leia, muscle memory of how to handle a skywalker taking over and just immediately falling into the banter and exasperation. this is the most alive he’s felt in ten years because he got a slice of anakin back through leia and i don’t think i’m ever going to recover from that

#anakin and obi-wan are truly one of the most special and interesting relationships to ever exist #and i am in awe of how beautifully obi-wan’s pain and sadness is being portrayed rn #he’s a mess someone pls give him a bath or smth #star wars #obi-wan kenobi #obi-wan kenobi spoilers #anakin skywalker #leia organa #obi wan kenobi

[mc-pumpkin]

I'm so head in hands about nobody on the island noticing qBBH's coughs but like I get it!! I get why they haven't!! They probably just think it's ccBBH coughing and don't think anything else of it and I don't blame them!! But I hope someday SOON someone hears him cough and actually asks about it

I say this knowing nothing will probably come of it even if they did ask though because he'll just brush it off and even if they stay concerned like. What are they going to do. He has Radiation Poisoning

#someone use mc magic and give him a healing potion bath #liveblogging #qsmpblogging

[winchestersickness]

"I gotta fix what I gotta fix" feeling like such a dean-coded-girl rn Sammy you don't need to fix jack shit you're innocent you're clean you did nothing wrong :(

#:(( #Always feeling so fucking guilty and ashamed I wish someone would give him a bath. #m #supernatural #live watching #6x12

[death-rebirth-senshi]

Oops

#me vs elden ring #it started raining *after* I found him #probably because I think it's always raining at the academy and I went outside #but still. Really felt it. #honestly I like this for him. #Boc was maybe the one thing that could've stopped him from becoming the lord of frenzy #I presume he succumbed to wounds here but it's kind of a funny spot for him to have died #Raya Lucaria is possibly one of the most death trap areas of the game so I get it #Like I have this whole thing in my mind about Boc getting him out of the prophet clothes #which scratches at skin like sandpaper #maybe even getting my guy a bath #basically the only real kindness he's been shown in the lands between without wanting anything in return #and like. I couldn't justify him giving Boc a larval tear #but Boc feeling neglected #assuming his master must hate and be disgusted by him #and of his own volition going off to become someone his master could stand to look at... #because neglect is easy. Especially when you're going through it.