imogen fumbling shit is just eternally good fodder for memes, alright. and its at least partly BECAUSE of how powerful she is. someone tripping while using a nerf gun? funny. someone dramatically hoisting up an outfit matchin heavy death laser gun and then immediately tripping and landing on their face? phenom. sometimes she goes "GROVEL" and the enemies grovel and we all go "oooooh" and "aaaahhh" and sometimes she just gets fully ignored and gets so huffy and petulant and ineffectually burns a cantrip just to be petty about it. sometimes she smites her enemies into dust with one move and renders a tree in half after threatening and other times she fucking. falls down a flight of stairs and accidentally sets everything on fire. fires a gun at her own team. loses all her hair. turns blue. etc.
Imogen lifts a humongous sand squid into the sky with her mind powers. Imogen is also falling out of a sky ship and landing on the desert sand far below and just. lying there. while her friend plays the flute in the background. epic hot failgirls NEED the HEIGHT to FAIL FROM. u gotta swing and miss sometimes!!! AND you gotta be REAL petty about it when u miss!!!! fucking fantastic.
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I know everyone wants stories with happy endings, and they all hate when the main characters die, and insist well what's the point of the story then, it didn't matter at all! they died!
but.
I don't know. do the stories of those who die at the end not matter at all?
because if that's the case, I have news about the stories told by everyone who has ever lived in this world.
we all die at the end. we are all doomed by the narrative.
but our stories still matter.
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Is your face ok? Flying cats and phones hurt
yeah I'm fine, the noise was mostly because she managed to get me in the mouth and also I was wearing a tank top, so lots of claw-to-skin contact.
No bloodshed. This time.
Also, you know how when you meet a person who has the same name as you and you immediately have to mentally determine which of you would win in a fight to the death, either physically or psychologically? For the first time in my life I met a potentially Superior Hell. This was a couple weeks ago now, and Potentially Superior Hell has sent tribute in the form of several entire cowhides, which I assume is so that we can be friends forever instead of eternal nemeses. Either would be lovely, honestly.
I think I'm gonna need to take some of that leather and work on making some kind of shoulder armor so Malice doesn't maul my left arm entirely off. Her balance is not always to be trusted.
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Seeing a lot of jubilation over the resignation of Boris J, which is all very understandable and correct - I'm as glad as anyone that he's on the way out, albeit disappointed it isn't at the end of a lamppost - but I worry too many people are thinking this is some kind of victory, or that things are going to improve somehow.
On the contrary, the scum-rising scramble to replace him already seems to be focusing quite heavily on trans rights, with multiple contenders coming out swinging with transphobic rhetoric and homophobic dogwhistles, including multiple euphemistic references to 'traditional values' and 'protecting women and children', not to mention the racism and classism that's endemic to the party.
Also something I worry is being lost in the celebration: the next PM will be chosen by tory party members alone, roughly 0.3% of the UK population. This article gives a very good (if distressing) breakdown of that <200k people (the bbc actually suggest 160k, other sources are closer to 180k); they are 97% white, 70% male, nearly 60% live in London, 40% are over the age of 65 (the average age is 57), they are disproportionately wealthy, pro death penalty, anti youth, overwhelmingly suppport brexit (two thirds supported no deal brexit). The next leader of the UK will be decided by a miniscule, but fervently right-wing and bigoted group of people who have paid money for the opportunity. The next general election is potentially 2 and a half years away. That's a long time in which to enact an inordinate amount of damage.
All of which is to say, I too am glad that Johnson is gone; but he will fall into after dinner speaking, and his old 'journalism' jobs, and an inevitable book deal and tv appearances. And his replacements in government are potentially as dangerous, and the fire isn't out it's still raging, and now is not the time to be complacent, particularly in support for marginalised peoples and particularly trans people. Things are still fucked, this hasn't unfucked anything, it's a sideshow to the overall circus which is the current landscape of UK politics and the steady erosion of democracy
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It’s 2024 and I’m tired of pretending and acting like being attracted to fat bodies is shameful.
I struggle to feel attractive simply because of my weight and that’s what’s shameful.
We are lovely and gorgeous and hot and sexy just like skinny people.
There’s a million things I could say here but really what I want to say is that you absolutely should love fat people for how sexy our bodies are.
And that’s it. That’s the moral of this story.
Be fat it’s sexy.
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One of the most definitive Marik Ishtar Character Moments, to me, is that time he's puppeteering a ghoul and making his evil speech to Yugi but stops partway through to go "hey do you wanna watch me make this guy do a stupid little dance?"
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