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[winter-angst]

Natasha: excuse me, he asked for no pickles

Clint: ❤️

** ** ** **

Tony, drunk off his ass: excuse me, he asked for… for?

Steve, sighing: no pickles

Tony: no pickles yeah

** ** ** **

Jack: excuse me, he asked for extra pickles

Brock: NO I DID NOT

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[jasonsthunderthighs]

Jason: Harper. I have tell you somethin.

Roy: What is it, Jay?

Jason: Lately, I've been feelin these, set of emotions, concernin Dick.

Jason: When I see him I want to hug him.

Jason: When he walks by my side I want to hold his hand.

Jason: When he talks I wish to kiss him.

Roy:

Jason: This must be Replacement’s doin, surely.

Roy, who knows Tim did nothin: Or maybe, hear me out, you like h-

Jason, already standin up: I must teach him a lesson to not interfere with my matters ever again.

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[incorrect-coai-quotes]

Kazuha: Excuse me, she asked for no pickles.

Ran: It's okay—

Sonoko: No! She asked for no pickles!

Meanwhile...

Shiho: Excuse me, he asked for more pickles.

Shinichi: But I didn't—

Heiji: Actually, he wants a bowl of 'em!

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