#source: incorrect meangirls

[in-the-words-of-camp-campbell]

We can get twice as much funding if we have a girl.

Edward Pikeman, desperate for recruits

#Camp Camp #Incorrect Camp Camp #Incorrect Camp Camp Quotes #Edward Pikeman #Pikeman #Pikeman cc #source: Mean Girls #MeanGirls #Mean girls quotes #Incorrect Quotes #IncorrectQuotes

[incorrectosemanverse]

Pip: i guess you can say i’ve fallen for you

Rooney: You just fell down seven flights of stairs, how the fuck are you even alive? 

#pip quintana #rooney bach #piperooney #loveless #source: incorrect-meangirls #meeeeee #how dramatic can they get

[bigpimpingwhore]

Y/n: if I could change the world, I make it Halloween! Every single day, and also have world peace... maybe world peace should be first, world peace then Halloween. Wait let me start over.

Carol, having the patience of a saint: take your time

Y/n: If I could change the world, I'd make us have world peace. And also Halloween, Every single day. On Halloween, you can pretend to be someone else. It's like the internet; Only in person and with candy!

#source: meangirls on broadway #carol danvers x reader #incorrect marvel #incorrect quotes #captain marvel x reader #natasha romanov x reader #maria hill x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #bucky barnes x reader #clint barton x reader #loki layfeyson x reader #thor odinson x reader #bruce banner x reader #tony stark x reader #stephen strange x reader #steve rogers x reader

[incxrrect-mxlti]

Mat: What time do we have to be there tonight?

Safiya: 8:30.

Safiya: Tell Manny 6.

#source: incorrect-meangirls #etn #escape the night #matpat #safiya nygaard #manny mua

[incorrect-theprom]

Emma: hey Alyssa, if we got all the cats in the world to meow at once, how loud would it be?

Alyssa: the average cat meow is 65/75dB, above speaking volume but below shouting. there are about 2 billion cats in the world. so, by that math, 130 to 150 dB, which is about 100 million jets all taking off at once

Emma:

Emma: cat-astrophically loud

#the prom #the prom musical #incorrect quotes #emma nolan #alyssa greene #source: incorrect-meangirls

[incorrect-super-powereds]

Angela: hey Chad, if we got all the cats in the world to meow at once, how loud would it be?

Chad: the average cat meow is 65/75dB, above speaking volume but below shouting. there are about 2 billion cats in the world. so, by that math, 130 to 150 dB, which is about 100 million jets all taking off at once

Angela:

Angela: cat-astrophically loud

#super powereds #angela desoto #chad taylor #source: incorrect-meangirls

[b2s-incorrect-quotes]

Jodie: Quick, you're losing a lot of blood! What's your type?!

Ryan: oh, brunette, short, snarky-

Jodie: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Ryan: oh.

Ryan: red?

#beyond two souls #beyond: two souls #b2s #jodie holmes #source: incorrect-meangirls #ryan clayton

[carol-danvers-top-me-challenge]

Maria: But Carol, is that even possible?

Carol: I never ask that question until after I’ve done it

#incorrectquotes-captainmarvel #incorrect quotes #mcu #marvel #captain marvel #maria rambeau #carol danvers #danbeau #source: unknown #source: @incorrect-meangirls #it me

[inncorrect-mathletes]

Marwan, to Kevin: Happy father’s day!

Kevin: Thanks, but I’m not a father.

Marwan: You may not be a father, but you sure as hell are a daddy ;)

Kevin: Mar why would you do this

#source: incorrect-meangirls #kevin gnapoor #marwan jitla #mean girls #mean girls bway #mean girls the musical #marvin #northshore mathletes

[humanitysot]

Eren and Levi: *making smoothies*

Levi: Alright, now you can press the on button, but don't forget to put the top o-

Eren: Okay!

*smoothie explodes everywhere*

Levi:

Eren: Well, that didn't go as smoothly as I had planned

#source: @incorrect-meangirls #ereri #eren jaeger #levi ackerman #snk #shingeki no kyojin #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-theprom]

Dee Dee: [to Mr. Hawkins] the benefits of dating me

Dee Dee: you would be dating me

Dee Dee: i could go on but i think i’ve made my point

#the prom #the prom musical #incorrect quotes #dee dee allen #source: incorrect-meangirls

[incorrect-super-powereds]

Sasha: [to Vince] the benefits of dating me

Sasha: you would be dating me

Sasha: i could go on but i think i’ve made my point

#super powereds #sasha foster #vince reynolds #source: incorrect-meangirls

[incorrect-super-powereds]

Violet: look if you have any objections, feel free to put them in the suggestion box

Thomas: but that’s a trash can?

Violet: exactly

#super powereds #violet sullivan #thomas castillo #source: incorrect-meangirls

[inncorrect-mathletes]

Marwan: What time is it?

Kevin: (looking at the microwave that has 34 seconds left) 34 o’clock!

Marwan: ...

Kevin: What?

Kevin:

Kevin: Wait fuck am I late for something?

#source: incorrect-meangirls #kevin gnapoor #marwan jitla #mean girls #mean girls bway #mean girls the musical #marvin #northshore mathletes

[inncorrect-mathletes]

Kevin: What time do we have to be there tonight?

Tyler: 8:30

Tyler: Tell Marwan 6

#source: incorrect-meangirls #kevin gnapoor #marwan jitla #tyler kimble #mean girls #mean girls bway #mean girls the musical #northshore mathletes