#spicy patreon nonsense

[feralforestgoblinn]

hafta crop this one too sorryyyyyeeeee go yell at t*mblr

uncensored on Patreon *shrug*

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[gleafer]

If you want to know how things are going for Crowley on my Patreon it’s NOT WELL.

Join The Spicy Insider for the ongoing full story or stay here and enjoy these tasty morsels of nonsense!

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[mielpetite]

Night Bright as Day, Vol. 2- 15

Finally Crawley dispenses with all this pear nonsense 😂

If you wanna see the next two pages already posted- as well as every little (or not so little) detail uncensored when this comic gets spicy, please consider joining my Patreon. You’ll have a lot of fun for only $2 a month!

Previous - Beginning - Next

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[raynecreates]

Recap time!!

Last month was absolutely insane for some reason, but it was fun nonetheless! Can’t wait to see what June brings 🥰🌈✨ I’ll eventually post some of the non-spicy pieces here so y’all can see them better.

[ Patreon and other such nonsense ]

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[ewebie]

2023: An Author's Review

I've gotten in the habit (over the past 10+ years) of posting an author's review of what I've done on AO3. Since I started my Patreon, I've been posting it here and sharing across Tumblr and Twitter (*cough* I mean X? *cough*). I think it's good to take stock, be honest about what was possible and look and what I want for the next year. So here it is:

2023... I am not sure I'd say "astonishing" but it was a year of surprises (good and bad). It was a busy and chaotic year, but I really have been on a healing journey and both mentally and physically am much better than this time last year.

Hubs and made a temporary (planned for one year) move across the Atlantic in 2022 and came back to Ireland in July 2023. I was working part/full-time with research and grant writing, doing hands on clinical and remote parts. I enjoyed it more than I thought I would, though it was much more sedentary than what I'm used to for a day's work. It's been rough coming back... the stress on the systems from the pandemic and (frankly) fucking conservatives ruining anything good has made remaining here untenable. After losing my FIL in the autumn and my own family having ongoing health scares, Hubs and I have decided to go back to the US in 2024... So... it's been a bit of a limbo.

Even with all the chaos of a move and work and... *gestures at everything* I did manage to accomplish a few things.

Summary of writing in 2023:

I set out with the goal of posting The Hayloft on a weekly posting schedule (without break) until complete. I'm SUPER proud of myself for managing that. It's >70k words and 38 chapters (with a 39th for ANs). Between the schedule, having 2 betas (thank you Paia and Sky), responding to comments, and the HTML bits of posting, it consumed a lot of my time (we won't mention that I finished writing it while posting)... But I'm very happy with the final product and with myself for keeping to the schedule.

In April, fresh out of 221B Con, I did a Mystrade Monday based on the prompt "Don't threaten me with a good time." It's a short one-shot, and lyric-based in title (Nod to Panic at the Disco) called Champagne, Cocaine, Gasoline. (because who doesn't want a damp Lestrade?)

So that brings us to May - when things started to get really busy as I prepped to move, and the Mystrade is Family collection, to which I submitted 2 fics. The first was in response to Paia sending me a tiktok: Mistakes Were Made (though not by me), tiktok is at the end of the fic. And I somewhat love Greg's much younger sister, Roxy. I also dipped back into the When You're Fast Asleep series with Think Happy Thoughts.

June and July were mental... packed up my life again, drove the length of the US, moved back to the other side of the Atlantic, moved BACK INTO my flat, repaired the car, resorted my jobs, lost my FIL, went back to the US for the funeral, went back to the US again for Thanksgiving. A lot of stress... not a lot of writing. But I did keep up with Hayloft posting and finished the end of September.

October, I took some of the nonsense in my real-life and the MRC server members' real-lives and made a fic strictly to name-shame people we met and or didn't like. Queue's Next was rather cathartic for that.

In November, I (finally) finished a fic for the RGBA for Lav. She'd asked for something in the Safety First/KKBB universe, and a pet... and we ended up with Blunderbuss. Because murder husbands needed an orange cat. And having dropped back into the Safety First universe, I added H is for Heel and I is for Industry Standards to the work.

Still a bit stuck in Safety First, I wrote a murder husbands Xmas fic with J is for Jingle Bells and put that up mid-December.

On Christmas Eve, I posted a soft short from the When You're Fast Asleep series called All Is Calm. The series really suits calm and warm drabble.

Because I was SO soft of Christmas Eve, I posted a SPICY short in Safety First on Christmas Day called K is for Knife's Edge. And just to round out the year, I dropped a New Year's Eve present with L is for Line of Sight. 

Overall, I published shy of 100k words (though, I only wrote about 70k... Hayloft was mostly written coming into 2023, but all of the posting was this year) with 16k hits and I now have 380 user subscriptions and 7000 bookmarks. It was a solid effort and I've spent the year only writing Mystrade -- though... I've expanded my reading ships (for this I blame BeautifulFiction).

Plan for 2024: Keep myself sane. I have another few chapters for Safety First in the works... there's something so very compelling about the murder husbands. I have 2 WIPs that are very nearly done and I just need to push through the last... 2k or so. So I hope to be putting those up in the first quarter. Be on the look out for The Marshmallow Experiment and Ambien Wife (though, those are both working titles). There’s a few bigger projects that I’ve back-burnered or have been plodding along with, including "the sad one" and "the Pretty Woman one" and some complex, multichapter things. Trello has been excellent this year to keep my bunnies sorted and in some sort of order.

Working titles of a few:

Lesser Things

Used Books

Wrecking Ball

The Time Has Come

Attack the Cheese Block

Of Legwork and Dogs Bodies

Make Yourself

Bad Santa

I hope to keep adding shorts to Safety First and Badges and 'Brellas (I didn't manage any in B&B in 2023... though, Champagne was short enough). I'm not going to aim for monthly new works, I know how much time and energy the move is going to take. I also will try to learn the new features here on Patreon and the collections thing... maybe organise this a bit better.

Many thanks to everyone who has beta'd works for me through the year (this year was mostly Paia -- many times for her many many sins, but also Sky for doing a French language beta on Hayloft, Anne and Stella for the on-demand, and Mousie for the murder feedback). Thank you to the Asylum (nee Jail) - you're all gremlins and I-A-Door-You! Thank you to the MRC for being just... whatever it is you are. And the OGC - because intercontinental chat groups are their own, special nonsense!

I want to thank my patrons (you can find me on patreon here... thank you for thanking me for existing!). Everyone that has left kudos and comments and reblogs and likes. Anyone who has dropped me a message or a thought and has generally enjoyed or encouraged my writing this past year. And those of you who followed Hayloft posting and commented along the way -- amazingly supportive! ILY all!!

#2023-2024 #Author's Notes #Annual Review #Writing Milestones

[fullcry]

Welcome! (Info & things)

Hello and welcome! I'm SpicyChestnut--feel free to call me SpicyChestnut, Spicy, or FullCry--and this is my multi-fandom side blog. You'll mostly find reblogs here: fanart, fanfics, and nonsense I find funny.

Fandoms, games, and franchises of interest include (in no particular order):

Zelda, One Piece, Trigun, Naruto, 12 Kingdoms, Ghibli films, Chainsaw Man, Fullmetal Alchemist, Avatar the Last Airbender, Valheim, Dragon Quest 11, Yakuza.

Most people know me for my writing. I write fanfiction for multiple fandoms and some original work you'll only find on my Patreon (eventually). I have two other blogs for writing--my main, which is focused on storytelling, worldbuilding, and writing craft; and my update blog. You can find both below. I do reblog my story updates here, too.

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[stanningjay2]

Hey all. I got some spicy AF queer vampire nonsense that will be coming your way (pun absolutely intended) in Feb 2023!

Valentines with Vampires has a nice ring to it, No?

I have the first chapter FREE on Patreon if you’d like a taste!

There is smut in the first chapter.

I’ve been posting chapters early over there—patrons are up to chapter four at time of writing this post.

((FWIW the ‘young’ guy was turned into a vamp at 20 & is about 150 years old))

Title: Dress the Neck Becomingly

Chapter one: Practical Etiquette for Single Gentlemen

Royce

What had I been thinking?

Perched on the stool at the corner of the bar, I took a gulp from my beer. I’d ordered my same old usual. Several, actually. I may as well have been wearing a sandwich board that read, “I don’t belong here.”

It had taken me six weeks of denial, two weeks of drunken pining, and five days of psyching myself up to get here. I didn’t know what miracle I’d hoped to achieve by dragging my ass to a trendy, queer nightclub downtown instead of the pub down the street from my apartment.

No matter where I sat, I was still the same old boring Royce Davis I’d always been.

The same old boring Royce Davis who’d been dumped on his ass nine weeks ago by his boyfriend of three years.

“I need more, Royce.”

“More what?” I’d asked, floored when I’d come home from an eighteen-hour shift to Derek and his suitcase. I’d just wrapped up a case that had left me…changed. It had shattered the very foundations I’d thought the world was built on. All I’d wanted was to come home, to my normal apartment, my normal life. Instead, I’d had the normal fucking rug pulled out from under me.

Derek had shaken his head sadly. “Just…more.”

Whatever the fuck that meant.

But I guess I knew on some level, because here I was with some bullshit point to prove. I could be spontaneous. I could be exciting. I could try new things. I could be…more. I would have laughed if it wasn’t so damn pathetic.

I’d put on my hippest outfit, such that it was, and dragged myself out of the house in an Uber. Now I sat here like a bump on the proverbial log, and all I wanted to do was go back to my place and crawl into bed. I drained my beer glass and set it on the bar.

“What are you drinking?”

I looked away from the bar and almost choked on my tongue. The most beautiful guy on the fucking planet had approached my lonely seat, any sound of his footsteps camouflaged by the pounding beat of the club music. I looked around, trying to find someone else he might be speaking to because it sure as hell couldn’t be me, but there was no one. Not even the bartender had approached my little storm cloud in like, half an hour. But this guy was here, standing far too close, and he was moving in closer. My knees widened to make room for him like I’d been given a command. He gave me a soft, shy little smile, one pointy canine poking out over his plump bottom lip as he fluttered his lashes, eyes fixed on me like I was the most fascinating man in the room.

He was probably drunk.

Or high.

Jesus, he looked young. Way too young for me, and possibly too young to be in this club, which was twenty-one and over. “How old are you?” I blurted.

He laughed, his nose scrunching up, the dusting of freckles on his cheeks drawing my eye as the strobing lights splashed across them. Leaning in, he let his lips brush my ear as he whispered, “Old enough.”

Read the rest of the chapter FREE on Patreon

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[gleafer]

Hi, I’m Gleafer, Nice to meetcher!

I like long walks on the beach, some occasional howling at the moon and making people GUFFAW at my illustrations.

I post here, there and everywhere. Along with a Patreon where I allow things to get a tad…spicy in my art collections.

Smash the follow button if you like and enjoy the view I provide of angst, humor, nonsense and absurdity.

I plan on PUHLENTY of new comics, OC art and fandom love in 2024. So stay tuned!

ciao, my saucy pigeons!

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[yuurivoice]

My poor soul listened to so many of your audios that I start to giggle nonsensical even when I only listen to you update posts on patreon because I love your voice so much. But the worst thing was actually the ASMR roleplay because ARE YOU AWARE you hum or moan sometimes in character and I just wanted to enjoy nice content with my roommates in the living room and suddenly I was horny??

I am slightly confused because I think the point of the second half of this ask got jumbled up a bit since...you know, humming and moaning in character is the whole point of that content. LOL

I think what you might have been trying to say is that sometimes I idly make noises that sound spicy but I’m just casually chilling or it’s a sfw audio or something? Which yes, that’s a common occurrence for me. Even when I’m just sitting around hanging with friends sometimes I get side eyes like “BOI” but it’s just because I’ve always done that. haha

#Anonymous

[yuurivoice]

Will making a Smash Bros Ultimate reference date this audio a year from now? Perhaps. Will it make this spicy NYE party makeout and quickie session any less exciting in 2019 and beyond? Doubtful.

The music is bumpin' and the squad is preoccupied playing Smash, but after sneaking away to a bedroom, the listener gets to ring in the new year with their lover. There's plenty of smooching, needy moans, and even a little overstimulation in this one.

Happy New Year! <3

I’ve been so incredibly busy over the past month, with the Tumblr nonsense going on, and then with the holidays. I haven’t been able to do nearly as much as I hoped to do...BUT...I’ve got some really, really exciting stuff coming soon. New hardware is going to allow me to do all sorts of fun things and the possibilities are endless.

So...stay tuned.