[ID: 2 rectangular flags with 7 horizontal lines. sizes in this order, thick, medium, thin, thick, thin, medium, thick. first flags colors in this order reflected after the color magenta, yellow, orange, red, magenta. second flags colors in this order reflected after the color light blue, pink, purple, blue, light blue. End ID]
Slime went to the store by slimerself, but slime accidentally took slimer sibling’s wallet with slime. Slime still got everything slime wanted, though, because slime told the cashier the wallet was slimers.
Slyme went to the store by slyorself, but slyme accidentally took slyor sibling’s wallet with slyme. Slyme still got everything slyme wanted, though, because slyme told the cashier the wallet was slyors.
i feel like i have to share this occurrence because it is way too funny to not let the greater fandom in on it.
about the time air infector started that auction site, i was talking with a few friends about how comically non functional it is. ok? i post some of the absurd listings and their photos. ok!
one of them says... "hold on. I'll be right back. i need to do something." we think nothing of it. he comes back. he posts THIS
we spend fifteen minutes laughing our asses off. he reveals that he has sent it to Aaron Fechter himself. he emailed Aaron a shitty Pinterest flower crown edit of himself. and we think, you're going to die! he's going to murder you!
and a few hours pass until he returns to the GC in a frenzy. he'd gotten a response! i will genuinely never be the same person. Aaron had responded, without an ounce of fear (the correct response to receiving that),
i cannot make this shit up. i wish i could be the guy who made Aaron fechter genuinely type the words "corpse husband".
I've posted this on op's birthday, as he's not in the fandom, just has passing knowledge. but he wants to be known as the guy who made this possible. congratulations @mewsys. nobody can ever even begin to top this
[ID: a drawing of mitzi mozzarella in her new rockafire explosion outfit. she has a sparkly black collar and skirt and a pink long sleeved shirt under a black corset. all of the fabric is shiny and reflects light. her hair is down, her hand is on her hip, and she's smiling. the background is a pale pink with a darker pink shadow behind her. /end ID]