I've only just started watching star trek voyager...tell me why the doctor is so??? Unhinged?!
I'm only on episode 3, and he's just been informed the captain is missing, and he's like "ugh I'm on the voyage of the damned"
BABE??? YOURE FERAL
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Cursed Voyager headcanons cause it's a crime for me to just make ones on TOS and TNG (I haven't watched DS9 that much so that will have to wait)
Chakotay has a shrine dedicated to Janeway in his quarters. He hides them in shame
Tom slaps The Doctor's bald head almost on a daily basis whenever he's in Sick Bay for his Medical training. The Doctor hides in fear
Harry absolutely despise K-Pop for no reason. Surprisingly, his favourite types of music involves a lot of loud noises
Harry secretly plays Genshin Impact. It's an embarassing secret he keeps well-hidden. One day he discovered someone else on the ship was playing Genshin Impact and decided to play with them on their world. He tried to trace the person but never found them. Meanwhile, The Doctor is having a blast with whoever this Kazuha main is.
Despite being human again, Janeway still inherited some lizard/animal qualities. She still hisses, growls, and sometimes make those lizard click sounds. She grows scales sometimes and has to go to The Doctor to get them removed everytime. Also she secretly eats bugs. Weird thing is that she's the only one who still has these attributes. Tom? Completely fine
Whenever she's in the Jeffries Tube alone, B'Elanna would sneak food items in and store some in the hatch. Apparently, being married to Tom Paris meant you have to share it and klingons don't share
Tuvok and Janeway share a sibling kind of bond and Tuvok has, more than once, called Janeway a sister and vice versa. One time someone assumed Janeway to be his wife, Tuvok immediately said she was his sister. Janeway still has that recording in her personal files. Tuvok doesn't mind cause he would admit it again without hesitation
Neelix wanted to cheer everyone up with Earth-style cookies (vegetarian and no chocolate!) but since supplies are scarce, he had to improvise. Tuvok threw up on the floor and Tom almost fucking died
Tom and Harry play Pokemon in the holodeck almost on a weekly basis
Tuvok thought it would be a good idea to have the Security crew train for new security protocols in Among Us. It devolved to chaos almost instantly
Because The Doctor can alter his appearance to be who and whatever he wanted, sometimes he does prophunt with the senior crew where they have until the end of the day to find out what he was and where he was. His biggest mistake was turning into a wine bottle and Tom fucking shattered him on the counter
The Doctor tries to grow hair once but everyone bullied him for it so he just ditched it
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"I don't like old sci-fi shows, the special effects look too cheesy" you are incapable of joy. Go to the dungeon.
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um... this is pon farr, that's the way it should be...
I'm sorry guys, I drew this at 3 am
I came across this meme image on Pinterest quite a long time ago, but it still makes me laugh
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Captain Picard: I have a headache
Beverly Crusher: A what? Headaches aren’t really common anymore. We mapped the brain and now understand the nature of pain. You shouldn’t have a headache unless there’s something wrong with you. I’m ordering you to sickbay — I need to run scans
Captain Janeway: I have one hell of a headache
The Doctor: Here’s a mild analgesic 🙄
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