Sorry I got autistic and told you all my thoughts on the Star Trek characters that rot my brain. It will happen again
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Was watching TNG with my dad and during one of the poker scenes he (while referring to Riker) said something like "I don't understand how anyone could call someone they've slept with "Sie" (polite/professional you in German)" but Worf was on screen at the time so it somehow didn't really click that he was talking about Deanna and for a few baffling seconds I lived in a world where my dad had somehow misconstrued Worf and Riker as having canonically slept with each other.
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Behold: the one impulsive thought I have ever ever turned down
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Oh my god Riker knows the kids’ names that is adorable. Plz tell me he babysits in his free time, or maybe like does training programs with them. He gives off dad vibes.
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Riker got hurt, but that won’t stop him from flirting
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Rating some of star trek TNG characters on how well they wash their ass:
Picard: 3/10 Sorry guys but he's cishet white man through and through. He does a cursory wipe and calls it done.
Deanna: 9/10 Absolute Goddess, bisexual and poly. This is a woman who is thorough and careful. Perfectly clean.
Riker: 9/10 Was this even a question? Riker is bisexual and absolutely crushing it with the men. If they were brave enough he would have had a man for every woman he loved but they weren't ready yet.
Beverly Crusher: 7/10 Doctor so it is clean but she has severe internalised homophobia that's keeping her from her true potential.
Worf: 2/10 Early Worf would never and absolutely refuses to hear anything about it ds9 Worf upgrades to a solid 6/10 but TNG Worf? Terrible.
Geordi: 10/10 clean boi. He can probably see the dirt and muck on his body with his visor and cleans himself thoroughly. Also he's gay so...
I'm not a coward so if you disagree tell me and I'll correct myself.
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My favorite thing about star trek is that the most serious shit will be happening and riker still has those fuckin puppy dog eyes lmao
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bearded man plays trombone, 12 injured 503 seduced.
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