#stupid sexy glenn

[savvage-arts]

HOTT GLENN SUMMER BABEEYYY!!!!!!!!

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #glenn close dndads #based on those twitter memes #hes actually ruining my life #stupid sexy glenn #God im obsessed with him #dungeons and daddies odyssey #WHY IS YOUR WAIST SO THIN?? FOR ME TO GRAB IT??? #savs art

[itsbrucey]

Realizing my fic is stupid now bc Glenn's voice??? Objectively the least terrifying thing ever. GUYS ITS FALLING APART.

#im still gonna finish writing this but. imagining dialogue in Glenn's very smooth and stupid voice...... #like maybe it's eerie in context but Glenn just isn't that guy. #Freddie quick. do a threatening voice to convince me your character isn't just a goofball loser. #FREDDIE PLEASE. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE. FREDDIE QUICKLY/J #brucey isnt just getting self conscious again....boo hoo....waaaah. waahh wahhh. im a BABY #Fuck it we ball FUCK IT WE BALL. THIS FIC NEEDS TO BE DONE SO I CAN DRAW SEXY GLENN.

[hiro--aoki]

TWD Incorrect Quotes from my classmates

Tw: contains swear words, mention of sex, use of slut and maybe some other offense things, idk

Michonne: Because your minds are still developing you want to….

Y/N: Do drugs!

Michonne: Take more risks…

Y/N: Nah…

Michonne: A risk is any unsafe action or stupid, thoughtless and careless behaviour.

Carl to Y/N: Literally me.

*Coughs that sound like an erupting volcano*

Abraham: My tummy hurts.

Michonne: Can you name three risks?

Merle: Sex with no protection!

Carl: A gun with no safety on!

Y/N: Having a forehead as big as Merle’s!

Deanna: So, we have codes A, C and D.

Rick: Why not code B? Where’s the B????

Aaron: B-cause.

Glenn: You should b- ashamed of yourself…. I’m not funny

Maggie: You’re not funny

Deanna: So, code A stands for….?

Daryl: Ass!

Eugene: Acceptable!

Aaron: Yeah *fistbump*

Y/N: Nerd!

Deanna: What about code C?

Maggie: Coffee.

Eugene: Calculated!

Deanna: Yes! How about code D?

Abraham: Deez nuts!

Sasha: Dangerous!

Carol: Destructive!

Deanna: Yeah! You guys concern me!

Y/N: Ron, shut up you acoustic monk.

Glenn: Guys I accidentally wrote relationhips instead of relationships.

Carl: Y/N, has relationhips.

Y/N: What’s that supposed to mean?!?!

Y/N: Carl, has a shirt that says ‘ Roblox is life’ shirt, and he said it suits me.

Negan: Feel how soft my water bottle is.

Simon: Stop stroking your water bottle like that!

Michonne: What’s something that was legal, but was a destructive decision?

Merle: Weed!

Enid: I wanna jump off a cliff.

Y/N: I wanna kiss a 12 gauge.

Enid: My dad jumped out of a plane without a parachute…

Carl: My dad is a plane.

Andrea: My butt hurts.

Dale: *Gives strange look*

Andrea: You’re looking at me like you wanna fuck me.

Dale: What?

Shane: Ha!

Dale: No, I actually didn’t hear.

Amy: Real.

Negan: Did you wash your ass today?

Michonne: So, tell me an example of a safety risk?

Merle: Your mom

Michonne: …and some conatin cannabis

Judith: These gummies tastes funny.

*Watching a budget direct ad and Captain Risky comes on*

Jesus: Smash

Ron: Bro’s him

Daryl: I mean he has all the skills

Carl: Bluds the main character

Y/N: You look like a potato

Dwight: You look like a trash can

Y/N: Nuh uh

Dwight: Yeah uh

Negan: Dwight, keep working *Lightly caresses the shovel Dwight’s hand*

Y/N: Stop!

Dwight: Stop it I don’t like it!

Y/N: Yes, we are Sluts

Rosita: Sexy Ladies Under Tonnes of Stress

Y/N: I can’t make a decision that big, I can’t even tie my own shoes!

Enid: Please tell me you’re joking.

Y/N: I’m not, I tie them like a three-year old! Let me show you!

Enid: No, no thanks…

Y/N: Watch my feet! Watch my shoes. *Ties laces with two loops*

Enid: Ew *visibly cringes*

Carl: …I just asked if you wanted pancakes or waffles….

Glenn: Look how much funny shit we said today.

Daryl: I can’t it’s too black

Glenn: Ayo?

Daryl: I meant too dark!

Y/N: Nah!

*Glenn adjusts lighting*

Daryl: Now it’s too white!

Y/N: !!!

Daryl: Too bright! Too bright!

Negan: BALLS

Y/N: Gotta rizz ‘em with the ‘tism

Negan: I’m a Savior….save ya mom!

*Carl and Ron carrying a log*

Enid: For a second I thought that was in their ass’s

Y/N: I want them up my ass

Enid: What?

Y/N: What?

*Truck passes*

Daryl: Awww yeah, listen to tha’

Y/N: I can smell the air…

Daryl: No shit, sherlock!

Glenn: Don’t judge a book by it’s-

Eugene: Erm actually, it’s in the human instincts system, for us to make a quick judgement on a person appearance to determine whether they are friend or foe.

Y/N: Oooh, did I appear friend or foe when you first saw me?

Eugene: Well, when I first encountered you, you looked like you couldn’t hurt a fly, but since then, I have realised my mistake and have grown scared of you.

Rosita: He’s scared of everything…

Eugene: Not pickles!

Beth: What song do you wear?

#twd #the walking dead #twd incorrect quotes #carl grimes #daryl dixon #dale horvath #rick grimes #shane walsh #amy harrison #andrea harrison #enid rhee #back off enid #ron anderson #rosita espinosa #eugene porter #abraham ford #glenn rhee #maggie rhee/greene #michonne grimes #negan smith #simon twd #dwight twd #twd jesus #judith grimes #twd aaron #twd deanna #carol peletier #merle dixon #sasha twd

[dangertoozmanykids101]

This is a MUST LISTEN!

I promise you. You're going to love this story! You think our little collaborative challenges are fun within the writing groups here on Tumblr? Well the story of Naked Came The Stranger is going to have you in stitches. You must listen to it. About 20min.

You will never even believe the trail of tangents that brought me to this story tonight so I won't even try to explain, but I am giddy with what a whopper of a tale I stumbled on.

In 1969 a number of reporters at the Newsday Headquarters collaborated to write the worst bestselling erotic novel that they could muster under the pseudonym of Penelope Ashe.

AND THEY DID IT! SUCCESS!

Trust me, you need to listen to this story. It has voice clips of a bunch of the people originally involved and their memories of this caper. It is such a fun listen. I PROMISE!! While you're driving to the grocery store or doing the dishes or driving to work, this is a fun listen. The producers rated this PG because there's nothing really untoward in it, but still probably NSFW, as a woman quotes a couple lines from the book in a breathy sultry voice like: "Together like garden snakes, they contorted, moaned, gasped, clenched and throbbed." Or how the man says something like "who knew there was more to think about on Saturdays than mowing the lawn." Or a line in a similar vein. I laughed so hard!

The tone of voice in those clips is more what would be NSFW, but there are just a few instances when they quote from the book. There's nothing else to really worry about.

Twenty-four reporters submitted chapters. Some submittals were too good! Some chapters had to be dumbed down and made more trashy, less eloquent - the talent had to be carefully extracted from the writing. The guys admitted that it took a lot of work to truly write something that was honestly badly written.

They didn't want 'good.' You can't submit that.

Give it a listen and let me know what you think. And don't miss - further down the page is a bonus audio of 1 min and 23 secs where the guys comment about the movie that was made of the book.

"Sex in suburbia... It isn't all it seems to be."

My favorite part of the story was about "Penelope Ashe, the demure Long Island housewife". A first time writer, she even went around the country promoting her first break-out novel. Radio and TV interviews.

"Attractive, smart (as in fashionable and intelligent) upper middle class housewife Penelope Ashe became a literary sensation in 1969 with the publication of her adult novel Naked Came the Stranger. Ashe was the perfect person to become a pop culture sensation – a wholesome, pretty brunette suburbanite wife, possessing a mind spinning with hot, sexy, forbidden fantasies. The prior year Glenn Campbell had the hit “The Dreams of the Everyday Housewife”, elaborating on the pathetic notion that once a woman gives up her freedom to become a housewife she has nothing left in life but to fantasize about what might have been;..."

"Virginity is like a Tiffany Lamp."

Omg, this is my new favorite quote! I'm going to use it all the time from now on - I'll slip it into everything I write!!!

“And what does that mean?” they will wonder.

“Well, if you don't know then you obviously haven't read my book.”

Oooo!!! I'll name my first story in the series Beckoned By Tiffany's Beacon. Set in a phallic shaped lighthouse where she lures sailors like a siren! GASP! Filled with heaps of cream colored cable knit sweaters!!!

No. No. Maybe Sex In The Lamp Light With Tiffany. Or An Illuminating Breakfast At Tiffany's. Or Tiffany Takes the Torch. Or “Light the Tapers,” said Tiffany.

Okay now I'm just getting silly and plain stupid - dead on loopy!!

There's no way we can allow this story to just sit here without going wild with inspiration, right? My mind is reeling with ideas, and I'm dying to research everything from that time period now. Or about that time period.

Did any of y'all watch the series Minx?

It was a great show! I hope someone else picks it up for season two. I want to watch it again now, as well as rewatch Boogie Nights. AND I want to rewatch Frost Nixon!!

Did you catch that they went on the David Frost Show??? "Would you now meet the authoress of Naked Came The Stranger, Penelope Ashe". and out walks ..... Damn it. I can't find the recording of the actual episode yet.

I will close to this post with one last nugget to hopefully tickle your fancy, or at least tickle your funny bone, and I pray it will kickstart some mojo for y'all. This is a delightful song written and performed by one of my all-time favorites, Tom Lehrer called Smut during a live performance in 1967. So this is only two years before the 1969 fiasco of Naked Came The Stranger. Very appropriate, don't you think? :-) He presents his song by first saying:

"Now I would like to say something about pornography or as we call it in the United States 'smut'. Wonderful word, yes. There have been many cases in the American courts recently about this very problem. The United States Supreme Court, for example, has decided that a book or a film can be banned if it arouses the prurient interests of the average person. Prurient now - and I look that up - it means having itching morbid or lewd and lascivious desires. Now surely that describes all of us here tonight. But I disagree with this principle because I really enjoy having my prurient interests aroused. And in fact there's only one thing I enjoy more than having them aroused and that is having them gratified. So, as I say, I'm opposed to this. But we have marches now for peace and marches for civil rights. So I thought I would have a march for smut."

Here's a handful of friends I think might get a kick out of this. Actually I think all of you might!! So pass it on!!! Because this is a fun one!

@messy-insomniac-bookgirl (remember how you were JUST talking about the crazy places rabbit holes can spit you out???)

@ladyoftheteaandblood @caffiend-queen @nildespirandum @emeraldrosequartz @latent-thoughts @just-the-hiddles @kind-of-crazy-butthatsokay @maiden-of-asgard @tilltheendwilliwrite @jtargaryen18 @myoxisbroken @imanuglywombat @redfoxwritesstuff @alexakeyloveloki @talklokitome @wolfsmom1 @nonsensicalobsessions @mastreworld @mooncat163 @shiningloki @gigglingtigger @lokisgoodgirl @xorpsbane @deceitfuldevout @boredbrooder @lokilickedme @texmexdarling @pedeka @searchforanotherway @peaches1958 @holymultiplefandomsbatman @christhickevans @sidepartskinnyjeans @spectre-posts @villainousshakespeare @fictive-sl0th @what-is-your-plan-today @ghotifishreads @saiyanprincessswanie @punemy-spotted @cockslutpadalecki @springdandelixn

#Youtube

[kindleaf]

how does glenn close keep winning the sexy podcast character bracket i hate his stupid ass. maybe if it was henry i'd understand.

#text

[haruhey]

chronological thoughts of twd 11x17

- saw sebastian and threw up a lil in my mouth

- saw negan and threw up a lil more in my mouth

- omg rick

- did judith start having an accent omg

- SEASON 5 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

- where r they

- omg lance hornsby girlboss

- daryl’s stupid scar pls

- DONT TALK TO MAGGIE SHUT UP NEGAN

- carol being the first line of defense iktr iktr ❤️

- omg daryl with the slay plan

- i hate negan i hate him i hate his screentime i hate him not a redemption arc let him die please i so viscerally need him to die

- this WILL NOT be the season i like negan shut up stop trying to make me

- oh a whisperers comeback

- omg that walker MACKIN

- i love my flustered angry boy lance 🫶

- its giving my math prof when his mic wasn’t working and he almost cried

- AHAHAHA lance got shot

- OMG DARYL

- lance is in his thanos i’ll do it myself era

- oh that scene of him glaring in the car was kinda sexy ngl hi sir

- i wish i could drive this good

- OH MY GOD THEY GOT SIDEFUCKED BY DARYL

- oh slay kill sebastian

- omg yumiko i haven’t seen her in a hot minute

- WE WANT JUSTICE DELIVER SEBASTIAN NOW WE WANT JUSTICE DELIVER SEBASTIAN NOW WE WANT JUSTICE DELIVER SEBASTIAN NOW

- overthrow the government OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT

- let rosita take her personal day mercer get ur stick out of ur butt 💔

- ew i hate negan’s stupid dumb face

- oh who is april what is the tea

- negan killed her didnt he

- they should kiss maybe i think

- wait what is this plan are they sending negan in to keep the people in there safe?? how is this accomplishing that?? is he tattling on hornsby???

- oo “if no one else is playing by the rules why are you?”

- CAROLLLLLL

- OMG CAROL IN HER NANCY DREW ERA 🫶🫶

- her shirt looks so comfortable

- omg gracie called daryl a dumb loser idiot who sucks

- omg omg omg what is going on they look like they suck so bad

- do u think if u pressed the ice machine ice would come out

- OMG THE PHOTO

- no daryl why are you so sentimental with ur stupid picture of u and the kids u love so much

- wait no i think carol just has a picture of them omg 🫶🫶🫶

- OMG CAROL IN HER MICHAEL MYERS ERA W THAT KNIFE PLSS

- THE SHOT OF JUDITH IN THE CUPBOARD PLS ITS NOT FUNNY BUT IT IS

- JERRY IS JUST SO ?? HIMBO??? I LOVE HIM???

- yo what are you doin’ here man?

- “where is carol?” me throughout 11B man

- OMG A GIRLBOSS COLLAB

- they should team up and kill negan together and then make out

- how long do u think negan practiced that line in his head so he would look cool in front of carol be honest

- OMG NEGAN SPILLING THE TEA

- carol girlboss 🫶🫶🫶

- SHUT UP PAMELA WE LITERALLY KNOW WHO DID THIS

- omg the dad slayed

- yumiko should have just let them kill pamela

- HELL YEAHHH DOWN WITH THE MILTONS THE MILTONS ARE MURDERERS HELL YEAHHHHHH

- omg yumiko and magna back on their girlboss wlw relationship love them together

- OH NO JERRY GOT SEEN

- omg the commonwealth people got their backs

- UNION STATION????

- oh my god negan shut up carol does not care

- OMG IS HE SCARED CAROL IS GONNA KILL HER

- carol is like ??? u??? when my boytoy is out there fighting for his life???

- omg maggie and daryl both look so haggard pls someone just give them a hug 😭

- ewww theyre talking about leah

- GLENN NAME DROP

- ok daryl and maggie kiss now

- gracie’s cardigan looks so comfortable

- omg they’re so super stealth rn

- that man is such an idiot fr

- god rosita is so slay i love her so much its insane

- the sewer is so disgusting i would never go down there rip to them but i’m different

- annie leave negan for maggie challenge

- carol and negan r so bold

- carol is my girlboss fr fr 🫶

- IS THAT

- oh my god hes disgusting

- yeah that’s correct u suck so bad sebastian

- NEGAN SAYING “i have seen her pull bunnies right out of her ass with my very own two eyes” CAROL GOES 😐😑

- carol continuing to be described as the epitomy of girlboss in the show iktr iktr

- ARE THEY GONNA SHOOT THEM

- omg thats what negan deserved i have no pity for him

- pamela lies! sebastian kills! period!

- wtf are those walkers how did they get so close is nobody doing their jobs

- TEAR GASSING THE CROWDS??? R U KIDDING ME??? THATS SO FUCKED??/!-???

- omg am i mercer

- be the change you want to see in the world mercer kill pamela

- rosita pubging irl rn

- OMG TORN IN HALF REST IN PIECES FR

- people in power stop drinking when there’s trouble challenge

- no fucking way pamela is ‘boys will be boys’ing this shit no fucking way pamela istg

- OH MY FOS SHE HIT GIM

- omg carol is playing along with pamela to get what she wants thats so slay of her

- where did they get all of that rope to tie that walker up omg

- AHAHAHAHA GET HIM DARYL GET HIM

- nooo the smirk lance is insane he needs to go to therapy or smth fr fr

- omg angsty caryl moment my heart literally dropped

- boo negan should just leave boo negan redemption arc booooo

- omg negan slept with mercer to get into the commonwealth

- um he also tortured the love of her life for like a week ofc shes wary of him???

- ok but yeah he does owe it to maggie idc idc idc

- AHAHAHA LANCE LOOKS LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT WHEN DARYL KNIFE TO THE THROATS HIM

- if daryl yelled at me i think i would cry i hate it i hate it i hate it

#haruviews #the walking dead season 11 #twd #twd spoilers

[frenziedslashers]

I know we ain't a huge fan of Lori but imagine how proud she must feel to know Rick made it so far. Shane feels dumb as hell for assuming Rick wasn't made for the new world. Dale is probably horrified at Rick's recent actions. Glenn is mad at him bc Rick betrayed Maggie.

PLEASE I FORGET ABOUT DALE LMAOOOOOAOAO I didn't care for him or Andrea. I could tolerate him at least, though. Andrea I wanted to bite, and not in the friendly or sexy way either. I wanted to fuck her shit up like she PISSED me off so much.

With Lori, I wasn't a fan of her with Rick. As a person she seemed okay. Like any other lady tbh. She was a decent mom, not bad. I just hated how she treated Rick. I like to think that she would be proud of Rick and her kids.

Shane on the other hand better be wearing his shitting pants, because he winds up shitting his pants if he does happen to see Rick if the afterlife exists and h knows how absolutely feral he became.

Dale is terrified of everyone. No one is justifiable. He is scared of Carl even.

Glenn hates anyone who did Maggie wrong but he is so fucking proud of her. God, I loved those two so much. He was such a simp and so supportive of her. Me too, King.

Hershel and Beth are looking down on Maggie. So proud of what she has become. She is so strong and such a great leader. She has done everything and anything for the people around her and they couldn't be more proud.

Beth is also looking down on Daryl. So proud and happy for him. Glad that he is alive and still fighting, even if it gets hard and he doesn't even know what he's fighting for anymore. She's just as proud of Judith and so happy that she's growing to be the little fighter and sweet girl that she is - so is Tyreese.

Abraham is proud of Rosita for everything she does. Yes, she may have done some stupid ass shit, but she fought for the cause, and didn't give up. She honored him, and he's thankful for it all.

Good lawd, I think about these people all the time.

#twd ask #joelsgeetar <3 #I miss them all so much #I want them all back

[rickgrimeswifey]

Could you do a Daryl smut where he sees the reader sort of flirting with Spencer and he gets angry and drags her home and has his way with her (very very rough smut pls) also he marks her with his teeth and dosent stop even when the reader is in pain. Later he apologizes to her and lots of aftercare. Please take my request. I love your writing

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A/n: I’m like weirdly attracted to the thought of this, and be patient with me I haven’t wrote about the whole pain and marking thing before but I’ll do my best. Btw! I’m not the greatest at the whole aftercare thing but I hope this turned out okay. Thank you by the way! I really love all these requests I’m getting.

Category: Smut

Season: 6

Pairing: Daryl x fem!reader

Word count: 2.7k

Warnings: Smut, very rough sex, unprotected sex, Spencer being an ass, oral sex (male!receiving), face fucking, deep throating, degrading, begging, spanking, squirting, fingering, over-stimulation, jealousy, angry Daryl, soft Daryl, swearing, aftercare

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Y/n was getting ready for some stupid party Deanna was hosting. Daryl, her boyfriend was already ready to leave. He was wearing his sleeveless shirt with his vest and a pair of jeans. Y/n had put on a low cut shirt and a pair of tight jeans, not too tight though. She came down the stairs and Daryls mouth parted as he saw her.

“How do I look” Y/n asked.

“Too good” he replied almost in disbelief.

“You think it’s too much” Y/n sighed as she frowned.

“Nah let’s just leave, you look beautiful” Daryl complimented her and grabbed her hand to then drag her out of the house, not wanting to wait for her to get ready anymore.

They reached Spencers house where this event was being held. Daryl didn’t bother knocking as everyone that was invited had already arrived. 

“We’re late” Daryl mumbled.

Y/n just sighed and walked into the living room where she was met by Glenn and Rick. 

“Hi guys” she smiled as she greeted them.

“Y/n you made it” Glenn said and gave her a bright smile.

Y/n smiled back at him, Daryl was already off to find Carol and catch up with her.

“Want a drink” Rick asked.

“Sure” she smiled.

Rick handed her a glass of whiskey and Y/n took a sip feeling the strong liquor run down her throat. She caught up with Rick and Glenn about supplies and how things are going here until Spencer came into the room.

“Y/n” he said happily.

“Hi” she greeted him.

He pulled her into a rough hug letting his hands travel a little bit too much. Y/n pushed his hands off her smoothly not making it obvious for Glenn and Rick that she was uncomfortable. 

“It’s good to see you Spencer” she said and gave him a small smile. 

“Right back at you” he smiled at her.

Y/n took another sip of her drink. Spencer and Y/n continued talking, he purposely ignored what Rick and Glenn said until they left. Now it was him and Y/n left in the living room and she had finished her drink.

“Want something more to drink” he asked politely.

“Yes please” Y/n smiled at him.

Spencer poured some more liquor into Y/n’s glass and gave it back to her. He gestured for her to sit down on the couch. Spencer sat down next to her closer than necessary making Y/n shift a little uncomfortably.

“So” he said shortly letting his hand brush against Y/n’s upper leg.

Y/n just cocked an eyebrow at him waiting for him to say something else.

“You look fucking gorgeous today Y/n, like sexy honestly” Spencer complimented flirtatiously.

Y/n blushed, she wasn’t used to a man talking to her like that.

“Thank you, you don’t look half bad yourself” she mumbled and took a sip of her drink.

She made a face as it was stronger than before. Spencer chuckled at the sight of it.

“Can’t handle it” he teased and sat an inch closer to Y/n.

Y/n rolled her eyes playfully, unaware Daryl had just came into the doorway and was staring at them.

“Of course I can handle it, I can handle a lot” Y/n said and chuckled as she looked into Spencers eyes, completely unaware of how sexual that sounded.

“Oh really” he asked seductively and placed a hand on Y/n’s thigh.

Daryl felt his stomach twist as he saw Spencer making moves on his woman. Y/n looked down on his hand then back into his eyes. 

“You still with that redneck” Spencer asked in a husky tone and his grip on Y/n’s thigh tightened.

Her breath hitched as his finger tip brushed against the spot between her legs that was for Daryl only. 

“Yes” Y/n answered his question as her heart started beating quicker in panic.

Spencer leaned in close to her ear and didn’t bother whispering.

“I bet I can make you cum harder than he ever will, just let me inside you” 

“Let me have you Y/n” Spencer purred in her ear and pushed a strand of hair behind her ear, Y/n shivered.

Hearing that come out of Spencers mouth made Daryl go insane. His face had turned into a faded color of red as he was shaking. A vein on his neck was about to pop and he had gritted his teeth harshly. Y/n tried moving away from Spencer but right when she was about to get out of his grip Daryl threw a punch right in his face.

“She’s mine” he growled.

Blood started running out of Spencers nose as Daryl gripped Y/n’s wrist and dragged her towards the front door. People had already come to see if Spencer was okay, hearing the yelp that left his mouth right after Daryl hit him. 

Daryl didn’t let go of Y/n’s wrist until they got inside their house, he slammed the door shut then slammed her into it. He pinned her to it harshly, letting his tall muscular figure make her feel small and weak. Swiftly he went straight to her neck and started biting down on it, not even caring to give Y/n a kiss. 

Y/n moaned as he continued biting down on her sensitive thin skin with no mercy. Daryl continued down from her neck to her shoulder and bit down on her skin then to her collarbone and then to her tits.

“Get rid of this stupid shirt” Daryl growled.

Y/n knew he was angry about Spencer and before she could remove her shirt he had ripped it apart. She sighed in response, it was one of her favorites. Quickly Daryl removed her bra and bit down around her nipple then teased her hard bud by taking it in-between his teeth. 

“Daryl” she cried out quietly from the feeling it was bringing.

Daryl removed his mouth from her breasts and pulled off her jeans and underwear, Y/n kicked off her shoes so that the jeans wouldn’t get stuck on them. Daryl let his eyes admire her naked body. 

“Spencer can bet this redneck will make you cum so fucking hard you won’t be able to form a sentence” Daryl mumbled angrily to himself.

Y/n whimpered at his words and pressed her thighs together.

“You like the thought of that huh” he whispered and smirked.

Daryl spun Y/n around so her front was pressed up against the front door. He pressed himself against her roughly and moved her hair that was covering her neck, then he bit down on Y/n’s neck harder than before. Y/n yelped slightly as Daryl gave her ass a hard smack. Swiftly Daryl undid his belt and zipper and slid his jeans and boxers down to his knees.

He slammed into her roughly making their skin slap together and Y/n yelp before he pulled all the way back out again. He repeatedly did this and waited longer each time before slamming back inside her, harder each time. Y/n was now getting desperate of not having Daryl pounding into her rapidly.

“Please Daryl” she whined.

“What do you want me to do Y/n” Daryl asked her daringly.

“Fuck me” she whimpered and tried to pushed herself down onto his hard length.

Daryl gripped her hips tightly letting his fingernails dig into her soft flesh and pushed her up against the door harshly.

“You have to earn it” he growled.

Daryl spun Y/n around and kicked her legs making her fall down onto her knees. She was met by his dick in her face.

“I’m gonna screw that beautiful mouth of yours now” Daryl said as he looked down on Y/n.

Y/n couldn’t help but press her thighs together again, feeling her self get wetter. Daryl took his fingertip and dragged it harshly against Y/n’s lower lip.

“These lips are only for my cock only, not for Spencer’s” Daryl growled the last few words.

He stuck his finger inside her mouth, making her suck it. Daryl grabbed his dick and pumped it a few times before gripping fists full of Y/n’s hair and guiding his cock to her mouth.

Y/n opened her mouth and Daryl thrusted inside her mouth all the way down her throat roughly making her gag. He rapidly thrusted down her throat then quickly back up again, Y/n was choking and gagging. She gasped for air when she had the chance to before Daryl filled her mouth up with his length again. Out of reflex from gagging her eyes had watered up and hot tears were running down her cheeks.

Daryl pulled out completely not wanting to cum yet since he wouldn’t last long if he did. Y/n started gasping for air and Daryl picked her up to her feet and slammed her back into the front door with her front profile facing it.

Her core was aching for him. Daryl being a tease, slid his finger between her glistening folds feeling how wet she was.

“You really liked that huh” he chuckled darkly.

He removed his hand and before Y/n could react he had slammed into her again. She tried to grip onto the door as Daryl started taking her from behind standing up. His fingernails had dug into her skin again so hard it had started bleeding a little. The tight grip he had on her hips was for sure going to bruise her.

Daryl was going brutal on Y/n, it was like torture. One second he was going really hard and fast and the next he was still going really hard but super slow. Even the skin slapping together sounded aggressive from the fury Spencer had put him in.

Daryl continuously and brutally pounded into Y/n, harder each time. Grunts escaping his mouth but they were drowned out by Y/n’s loud moans.

Y/n’s entrance was sore and stinging from Daryls roughness. Tears had even started blurring her sight from how hard he was going on her but she liked it.

Daryl continued making a mess of Y/n until she came hard around him. He wasn’t done with her just yet. He was so close to releasing his own climax that he needed a break from being inside Y/n or he would cum. And he didn’t want to because he wanted to continue pounding in and out of Y/n until she couldn’t even think or form a single word.

Daryl pulled out after riding out Y/n’s high and spun her around only to pick her up making her let out a surprised gasp. He carried her into the kitchen and placed her onto the table so she was sitting on it facing him. Y/n looked at him confused.

“We’re not done just yet sweetheart” he smirked.

Y/n moaned as Daryl shoved two of his fingers inside her. He began pumping in and out of her, with his other hand he started rubbing rough circles on her clit. Her legs were trembling as she held onto his shoulders for dear life.

“Daryl” she screamed out.

Daryl chuckled teasingly at the sight of Y/n becoming a mess under his touch. He curled his fingers inside her making her cry out. Y/n’s legs began shaking harder and her moans were like screams. And then she squirted onto Daryls shirt making him growl.

“Fuck Y/n” he said lustfully.

He flipped her over the table and pressed her against it, his cock more than ready to be inside her again.

“Daryl” Y/n moaned out as Daryl pushed himself inside her.

“I’m too sore Daryl” she cried out loudly and gripped onto the table as he began pounding in and out of her.

His hand found it’s way up to her neck and gripped it harshly pressing her harder to the table.

“Good” he spat through gritted teeth.

“Maybe this will teach will teach you not to flirt with other guys” Daryl grunted as he choked on a moan.

The feeling of Daryls cock pounding brutally into Y/n’s pussy was now just basically too much for her to handle. She was screaming out for Daryl to go faster from the pleasure despite the fact her body was too tired to take him again. Daryl angled himself hitting her g-spot. Y/n’s eyes rolled to the back of her head as she drooled a bit.

“FUCK” she cried out screaming.

“Don’t stop” she whimpered.

“Oh darling I could do this for hours” Daryl chuckled, his voice full of pride.

After he had pounded into her for a couple more minutes and was close to his release her entrance started to become in pain. It was too much for her to handle having Daryl pound into her brutally for such a long time without any breaks. She had came a minute ago again gripping onto the table harder as she did. She felt the stinging pain starting to take over from the pleasure and it begun feeling uncomfortable having him fucking her like this since she was overstimulated by now.

“Daryl it’s starting to hurt” she informed him and tears started creeping up on her from the pain.

Daryl didn’t seem to hear as he was moaning from the pleasure and having the time of his life. A minute after he came right inside Y/n painting her walls white with his spunk. Daryl pulled out when his dick started softening and helped Y/n sit down on a chair since her legs were shaking violently. He saw her tear stained cheeks.

“Shit are you okay Y/n, did I hurt you” Daryl asked voice now filled with worry.

Y/n nodded. Daryls expression softened.

“When” he asked and took on his pants and boxers again.

“It was just now in the end but it’s okay” Y/n said.

“No it’s not okay Y/n I put you in pain” Daryl said clearly upset with himself.

“Does it hurt now” he asked nervously.

“Not really” she informed him.

“It’s okay Daryl, I’m okay” Y/n reassured him as she gripped his hand softly.

“I need a shower now” Y/n sighed and was beginning to stand up but her legs were too unstable.

“Let me help you” Daryl offered kindly and picked her up from the chair.

He carried her up to the bathroom she let him grip onto him as he grabbed some paper towels and cleaned her up a bit. Daryl quickly removed his clothes and then turned the shower on. He led Y/n inside it and let the water pour down onto them as he kissed her softly.

“I’m sorry” his said voice full of regret.

“I said it’s fine Daryl” Y/n said again softly.

Daryl took some soap and scrubbed it into Y/n’s skin, noticing his nails that had left wounds on her hips.

“Look what I did here” he said upset as he sighed.

“It’s okay Daryl I already told you” Y/n reassured him once again.

He continued scrubbing soap onto her whole body and then put soap on himself, Daryl caressed Y/n’s body as he washed it off. He let the water that was pouring down take the soap off his body. He then grabbed the shampoo and started massaging it into her scalp as she still had a grip on his shoulders, steadying her self. Y/n’s legs were returning back to normal as Daryl washed out the shampoo in her hair. He took in conditioner and then washed it out.

After he’d washed Y/n completely he turned off the shower and stepped outside it then grabbed a towel and wrapped it around her body. He grabbed a towel for himself then started drying them off. Daryl took her to the bedroom once they were dry and dressed himself up and Y/n took a pair of panties and put on a shirt she got from Daryl.

Y/n laid down in bed and Daryl joined her. He wrapped his arm around her waist from behind causing her to wince. He immediately took his hand away and frowned.

Daryl lifted her shirt to where he had dug his fingernails into her skin and saw how she was all bruised up.

“Shit” he mumbled as his fingertips ever so gently dragged over her bruised skin.

“I’m so sorry” he said and kissed her shoulder.

Daryl felt awful right now, he had hurt her.

“I shouldn’t have hurt you, I feel terrible” Daryl admitted as he sighed sadly.

“Daryl it’s okay I liked it” Y/n turned around and placed a gentle kiss on his lips.

“I just won’t be able to walk tomorrow” she giggled as she pulled away.

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[mindofharry]

In which you’re way too good at riding harry.

request imagine riding harry so good he needs his inhaler. i need holy water.

smut!!! this request has been keeping me up at night. i’m so fucking in love with it. my first time writing sub!harry !!! feedback is welcome as always!! <3

“I’m gonna ride you when we get home” You said placing a hand on Harry, your husbands, thigh. He had been such a good boy during dinner, telling stories to your friends, saying please and thank you to the waiters and eating all his food. You were guessing he wanted something in return for being so good, and you were really weren’t opposed to the idea.

Harry grinned and nodded “Ok, whatever you want princess” He said, trying to keep in how excited he was but harry was practically shaking. You smiled right back, squeezing his thigh before putting it back on the wheel.

Harry is usually always a good boy, he doesn’t like to disappoint you. But sometimes he does love a good spank, the same as you. But today, today he just needed you without any punishments or teasing. It had been a long week at the studio and full of stupid dinners with possible collaborators, and harrys cock was really missing out. He was way too busy this week, and couldn’t play with you and you couldn’t play with him.

But tonight, tonight was just going to be you giving harry everything he wanted and more. Starting off with riding him. Harry absolutely loves when you ride him, he loves how your breasts move and your thighs burn, he loves how your hand move your hair and the way your bite your lip.

He most importantly loves you jumping on his cock.

You married quite young, you were 22 and harry was 23. Harry was doing his solo work and you just wanted to explore the world with harry. So you did just that, you married and went on tour with harry. The sex was fucking incredible, you both did your exploring with sex and are both quite skilled in the exercise. Harry wanted to try some new things out, and you were more than happy to help. You’ve always wanted to be a dominant, just never found the right partner to pursue that dream with.

It started out with small little things, like spankings. And then you both branched out into other things, like pegging and butt plugs. After that, harry decided that he liked it. He liked being bossed around and babied a little. So after a year of marriage, you became harry styles’ dominant and he became your sub.

“Nearly home, baby” You said stopping at a red light. “You excited?” You asked and harry nodded quickly, not able to contain himself any longer. He was itching to take his pants off, they felt too tight. It almost felt a little claustrophobic.

“So hard for you. Can’t wait for you to take my pants off” Harry said and you bit your lip, find it hard to contain yourself too. You could cum at the sight of harry. He was sweaty, his curls clinging to his forehead. His top unbuttoned at the top, his hands resting on his cock. He was a sight for sore eyes.

“I know, just two more minutes” You reassured him, pulling into the neighbourhood. It was a nice house you and harry had committed to. You had a flat in london too, that you had bought during college. You wanted to keep it for obvious reasons, harry could stay there during his visits and it’s nice to just have a place to go to when america gets too much. But this home you and harry had bought, is beautiful. It’s in LA, near jeff and glenne. It’s honestly the perfect family home.

You pull into the driveway, a little faster than usual and immediately unbuckle yourself moving over to peck harrys lips three times. He moaned at the contact, his hand coming to your cheek. He flushed as you pulled back biting his lip.

“Come on, baby boy” You whispered opening up the car door open and walking up to the house.

Harry let out a breathe and grinned as he saw you opening up the front door, he quickly opened the car door closing it and running up after you. Before you fulling opened the door you placed a hand on your very excited husbands chest.

“Now tell me the rules”

The three rules are really important to you. You make sure he knows them each time you guys do this. If he doesn’t remember them, you take him through it step by step. You want him to feel safe and comfortable. And most importantly have fun.

“Say my safe word, red, if i need to stop or feel uncomfortable. We can stop at anytime. And if i’m unhappy to tell you” He listed and you nodded pecking his lips.

“Go on, upstairs. Be naked and laying flat on the bed” You said and harry nodded quickly almost tripping over himself as he rushed up the stairs. You giggled and decided a glass of wine is needed right now.

You open up the fridge and take out the white wine, then turn around opening up the cupboard to take out a wine glass. You were just teasing yourself now, but you knew harry needed a few moments to himself. To decompress for a bit.

There would be no teasing tonight. You’ll ride him until you can’t anymore.

You down the glass of wine and place the glass in the sink. After a couple of seconds you decide you’ll put both of you out of your misery and go upstairs. You can hear harry talking to himself when you reach the top of the stairs. These the moments you absolutely adore about this relationship. The sweet little moments most people wouldn’t pick up on. Harry talking to himself, his little pout, his curls.

You just love harry a lot.

You open the bedroom door, to see harry naked and laying flat on the bed like you told him to. You can see that he’s struggling to keep his hands to himself. His eyes lit up when he sees you. You take him all in. His red cock, leaking with pre cum all ready and the sweat forming on his bare chest.

Harry styles is beautiful.

“You ready? Comfy?” you asked putting your phone and keys on the dresser. Harry nodded, moving his legs up the bed a bit.

“Words, please”

“Yes. comfy, baby” He said quickly and you nodded with a smile. “Good” you replied and unbuttoned your shirt. Harry watched you intensely, his dick twitching as he saw your breasts. No bra? Brave.

“You were such a good boy today” You said and began to pull down your skirt, leaving you just in lace panties. Harry nodded quickly. “You deserve a reward, you were polite, engaged” you said walking over to the side of the bed, placing a hand on harrys, red cock. He whimpered at your touch.

“I think you deserve my pussy”

Harrys eyes widened and he nodded quickly, bucking his hips up. You giggled and leaned to kiss the top of his cock, harry moaned and pushed his hips up more.

You shook your head, pulling away and taking off the last piece of clothing off. You were both naked and ready for each other. Harry looked you up and down biting his lip.

“What did i say? Words”

“Fuck. You’re so wet and beautiful” Harry said holding onto your hips as you began to get comfortable, both of your legs on either side of him. Harry placed his hands on your breasts as you got situated.

“Wet just for you” You said smirking at the way he reacted. More like his cock.

“Want you to be so loud for me, ok?” you asked placing your hands on his chest, kissing his neck. Harry nodded, breathing heavily as you kissed up and down his neck. You nipped at his collarbone leaving marks everywhere.

Your pussy was soaking wet, brushing up against harry’s cock. He was whimpering as you teased him. “Please, baby” harry moaned as you placed your hands on his stomach. You smirked, continuing to edge him.

“Please what, baby boy?”

“Please fuck me”

And you listened, placing his cock in your dripping pussy. Harry moaned loudly, listening to your command. Your hands moved up to his chest, as you began to move your hips. Harrys hands moved to your hips, as his own buck up making you whimper.

“Feel so good, baby. So good” Harry cried out, you moaned as his huge dick spread you out. you began to bounce down, faster and harder. Harry felt euphoric as he watched you move faster your hands coming up your hair, he felt his heart speed up and he began to lose his breath. He almost felt claustrophobic.

Harry is deep, deep inside of you and he just hit that place where you both feel incredibly good. You could feel him all the way up in your stomach he was that deep.

“You’re being so good for me” You said and harry nodded, his mouth forming an O shape. “Fuck” Harry said with furrowed brows, his cheeks red and forehead full of sweat. His curls stuck to his forehead, making him incredibly sexy.

“I’m gonna cum” He said and he started to feel that feeling his chest again.

Harry cleared his throat, and started to cough as he began to cum. You stopped moving placing a hand on his cheek, feeling how hot he was. Harry started to heave and pointed to the dresser.

“Fuck. Inhaler” You murmured, getting off of harry, probably making a mess while doing so. You opened up the top drawer and found the red inhaler pretty quickly, putting it to harry’s lip helping his sit up.

After he calmed down a little you giggled and shook your head.

“Didn’t know i was that good” You teased and harry closed his eyes leaning back into your hold. You knew he was tired and needed you right now. You let him lay down and rest.

While he was doing that you put your shirt and panties back on, and made your way to the bathroom. You grabbed a cloth and wet it a little.

Now this was a story you’d never let him forget. You walked over to the bed and cleaned harry up, then you quickly got him a drink of water.

“Can cuddle now?” He asked after he took a big gulp of water. You nodded a pressed a kiss to his forehead.

“Can cuddle now”

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[art-i-know-yes]

HIHIHIHIHI IM LITERALLY GOING TO CRY BECAUSE I CAN'T GO HOME RIGHT NOW BUT LIKE IM GOING TO WATCH IT TONIGHT MAYBE IT'LL DRIFT INTO TOMORROW BUT LIKE IMMA DO IT. IM SO EXCITED AND SCARED I DUNNO WHAT IMMA DO AND THATS ABOUT IT. RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO WAIT AN HOUR AT LEAST AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*2 1/2 Hours later*

AAHHHHHH

DNDADDIES FINALE

I have a headache but irrelevant

Radiolab is very close to death

Byebye Lance

WHHHEEEEEWWWWWW DARRYL FAKE SCARED CHILDS

OOHHHH BETH WHAT DID YOU DO MHMMHM

DEMIPLANE AHHHHHHHHHOOOHHHHHH SNEAKY

Mmnnnnnhhhgggghhhhhhmmmmmmnnnn YES

OH U SLVT

WHHYYYYY WALTER 5 D12 EXCUSE MOI 102 DAMAGE

POWERWORD KILL IS SO FUNNY

BYEBYE RADIOLAB

SEXY LINE HENRY I LOOOOVE WHEN THEY DO SHVT LIKE THAT "YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR DAD I'LL TAKE CARE IF MINE"

KILL BARRY PLZZZZZZ

Mcfvck Barry

"Actually uno reverse"

WE GON DO THE NECK

17 ROLL IT D12 AHHHHHHHH UR SEXY BETH A 12

"He's taking a big sip of water"

EWWWWW

A 9 PLUS A 20

I think that was the most confident Beth has been about any spell

Fvck whoever dad killa is

We should take care of like the NUKE right

OOOOHHHHHHHH FVCK ANTHONY

"You hear the 3 different colored wires"

NATURAL 1 ON M O R A L E

BYEBYE LANCEALOT

LETS GET REVENGE

Down to 80 bvtchboi

Of course slow-mo

AHHHHHHH FAILED DISSONANT WHISPERS

AHHHH SO SMART GLENN FREDDY

Suddenly Ron's head just pops up

AHHHHHH IT'S WHAT WE WANTED ALL ALONG

The nuke

16 plus 7

WHAT DID HE DO

MCFVCKIN PARDON

They gotta book it

It would be so hilarious if he actually meant Nick Jr.

Very unsexy

SPIRIT SHIELD AGAIN

BARTHOLOMEW

Whoops

YASS WALTER

Noooooo. YESSSSS

THERE'S STILL A NUKE

These ads damn

I'm only listening to these ads because I'm nervous

AUTUMNNNNNN

DARRYLLLLLL

Can you polymorph him

My heart

He sure has

Bye kids love ya! That's the best thing

Gasp in scared this isn't good? This is GASP

WIVES? GUNS? SWORDS? WAAAAHHHHHH? AHHHHHH? NAKED?

HUMAN GUNS

It was the other way

This is great

"Cop sized"

Thanks Freddy

They might not make it

THE ROAR OF A TIGER

The noise I just made

"NO... I was AMAZING"

What are you doing

"Vwhere's the nuke! Wvhere's the nuke! If you have an insult, I have a rebuke!" This bomb will go kaboom! I love so much

IT'S THE DISNEY CASTLE

"I learned that one from Satan"

"Dad Max Daddy Rouge"

I'm literally going to have a stroke over these ads

Imma need better help after this

"The servants can poor wine"

Disappointing Henry

Thank fvck

DID NICK GO THROUGH THE PORTAL

Love that

You piece of shvt Dad Killa wtf

HOT SAMANTHA

AWWWWWWWW "Hi Ronny" "Hi Sammy"

AAHHHHHHHHH HELL YAH

That was tense for no reason

FVCK U BVTCH OCEAN SALT SPRAY

That LINE Henry

"I use smugness as a self defense mechanism"

DUMB BVTCH

Hell yeah

Wtf happened to Bill

CERN BABY U MIXED EMOTIONS

Another nod

EPILOGUE SCENES

Naked crying crystal hugs

Now THAT'S a long story

Wear a skirt Ron

GASP SCAM OMGOD

ROUGEEEE

I love that so much for you Darryl

:(

HAHAHAHAHAHA

AWWWWWWW

Everybody's ducked to the ground

"Honestly yeah"

Every other weekend he hangs with Satan

I'm going to kill myself that hurt me emotionally Jimmy

"It was an honor"

HELL YEAH AUTUMN

Mmnnnhhhh

"His ex? wife"

It wasss

Awww not the slow version

"Played..."

Straight called out

BANANA BOIS

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww TJ and Grant

Aww does he still hate him

PARDON

WHAT HENRY IS WHAT

AHHHHHHH THIS ISNT GREAT

Ok season 2 ummm

OH AND THAT'S THE END OK OOF

WELL I LOVE THIS SHOW AND UM WILLY IS A BVTCH TO THE END

I mean Lark seems like he regrets it at least????Sparrow's crying, Henry is still worried and isn't angry.

Well guess I'll go do my homework now.

With the end of THAT, thanks to everyone who liked my stupid rants that I used to process this show

#you could and should absolutely ignore this #random rambling #dndads #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies spoilers #dungeons and daddies #MAJOR OOF

[spushii]

Anne’s top 9 first-time-listen albums of 2021 !!!! (in no particular order)

Songs of Faith and Devotion - Depeche Mode (1993) i listened to this album on a complete whim and it knocked me on my fucking ass, i’m super in love with it. It has this great dark, sexy, industrial sound that I can’t get enough off. I honestly can’t pick a true favorite track from it since i love a lot of them, but if i had to choose one i think it’d be: Top Track: Rush

Diamond Destroyer of Death - ROAR (2021) “Songs within songs” is a way i’ve heard this album described, which I think is really apt. I’ve you’ve listened to ROAR before and enjoyed it, or if you’re a fan of lyrical/musical callbacks in music, i think this album is a must-listen. Top Track: Paralyzed

t.i.a.p.f.y.h - Left at London (2021) I’m a huge fan of Left at London and this album is far and away her best work yet. I bought it on bandcamp just so I could listed to it a half-hour earlier than it came out on spotify, and haven’t regretted that once. This album is ridiculously underrated, every single track on it is some of the best music I’ve heard this year, you owe it to yourself to listen to this. Top Track: Kudzu

Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer? - of Montreal (2007) I listened to We Will Commit Wolf Murder early this year at the request of a friend, and fell in love with it instantly (it made my top track of the year lol), but i picked Hissing Fauna to be my first whole of Montreal album. Again, I fell super in love with it. Its my most-listened-to album of the year. highly highly recommend it. Top Track: The Past Is A Grotesque Animal

Peaceful as Hell - Black Dresses (2020) This one is a VERY recent listen for me so I haven’t quite settled on it yet? but i’m liking it a lot right now, though I don’t have much to say about it ^^’’ Top Track: SCARED 2 DEATH

Static Age - Misfits (1996) I really love the sound of this album! Lots of really strong tracks here, but fair warning, it’s Danzig-era Misfits, so lyrically its super fucking skeezy and misogynistic in a way that’s really unignorable. Glenn Danzig is a piece of shit lmao Top Track: Hybrid Moments

Master of Reality - Black Sabbath (1971) I don’t have a lot to say about this album, i just really like it! I got very into 70s metal this year for a very stupid reason. if you know you know. Top Track: Sweet Leaf

Trace of a Stranger - Blitzkid (2003) Blitzkid really caught my by surprise this year! Another artist i listened to on a complete whim, and i’ve been super into this music ever since. If you’re a fan of horror punk, particularly like, Graves-era misfits, I’d definitely give this a listen. Top Track: Lupen Tooth

I Became Birds - Home is Where (2021) I’m putting this album last because it’s my absolute favorite. I know i plug home is where in everything all the time but i need you to listen to this album. If you are reading this you have to promise me you will listen to this album. It’s only six songs, it’s 18 minutes long, you don’t even have to like it. just please god give it a go. Top Track: Sewn Together from the Membrane of the Great Sea Cucumber

tagging some mutuals to also do one of these!! no pressure though lol @bwooom @reddd-robin @transbipper @beeapocalypse

#tagging my mutuals who have good taste in music because i am earnestly interested in their top albums of the year. share with me #if you want me to like. untag you you can just ask #or if i didnt tag you and you want me to. also just ask #rannebles #annes top albums

[moonah-rose]

King Takes Knight (Part 6)

Eleanor has a choice.

(Part One)

(Part Two)

(Part Three)

(Part Four)

(Part Five)

“Okay. If you’re gonna do this. You need to have a plan.”

-

Eleanor closes the door to Michael’s office. Funny, she still thinks of it as his, even when she’s spent more time occupying it alone so far this year. She tries to avoid being here alone. It’s far too painful to sit in the big chair and watch the door, wishing with all her heart that the dumb demon will waltz back in, safe and sound, at any moment.

She walks across the room and around the desk. His jacket is still thrown over the back of the chair from when he quickly got changed between Mindy’s and the train station. The stains from Glenn’s goo seem to have evaporated. 

There’s a tug in her chest as she strokes the fabric.

-

“I have a plan! I’m gonna lift the barricade up, disguise myself as a Bad Janet, go in, find Michael and get him out. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Fun fact, a man named John White invented the lemon squeezer because they’re not easy to squeeze at all-.”

“Okay, no, that plan sucks. It’s exactly what they’ll expect because it’s what you already did. You can’t go in there on your own.”

Janet frowns; “Are you going to suggest you guys come too? Because as you said, that’s the last thing Michael would want, for you guys to be put in danger. I’m not mortal, the threat to my wellbeing is less of a risk, and you can always ask the Judge for a reset in the event of a second capture.”

“I wasn’t going to suggest that...But we’re not your only option.” Eleanor says, looking over to Derek in the corner, licking a light bulb like a popsicle.

-

Her hands pick the jacket up. She holds it close to her front, inhaling the scent in the collar. That strange smell she always picked up whenever near to Michael, like something out of an old attic and yet sweeter than chocolate and warm like a nearby bonfire tickles her nose.

Fingers curl tightly into the grey wool. She doesn’t want this to be the most she has left of him anymore. She wants him back.

The doofus had one job to do for her and he couldn’t...

Eleanor sighs and slips her arms into the jacket before taking a seat in the chair. It’s far too big for her, almost like an overcoat or a bathrobe. She wraps it tight around her frame as she slumps back in the seat. Something about wearing it makes her feel as if he’s there, the same reason why she always takes one of Chidi’s sweaters to bed with her, like a needy kid with a security blanket.

All her life she secretly dreamed of having at least one person to truly love her. Then two come along at once and they both end up sacrificing themselves. 

Couldn’t she have fallen in love with someone as selfish as her?

“Hey Eleanor.” Janet bings in front of the desk.

She jumps, starting a little, pulling her face out of the collar she had been close to crying into.

“I wasn’t doing anything.” She hurriedly covers, sitting up straight, attempting some semblance of dignity; “W-what’s up?”

“I’ve finished making enough Janet babies I need to take with me. They’re all boarded on the train, including the clones of you guys. Even I gotta say, they’re pretty creepy. But great idea!” 

Eleanor just nods, fingers tapping the desk. If she couldn’t come with Janet on the rescue mission then the best she could do was lend her strategic skills. 

“And the demon exploders?” Thanks for that, Bad Janet.

“I think I was able to improve on the design after examining the one Michael handed to me before he...” She cuts herself off, “We’ll be fine, Eleanor. I made quite a few in case they rumble us.”

“If you have to, be sure to burst a few for me, won’t you.” She tells her sexy not-robot friend; “And please...be safe, babe.”

And bring him back, she doesn’t say, almost as if it was asking too much.

It doesn’t need saying. 

“We’ll be back before you know it. Literally, because you won’t be alerted of my train coming in with me gone and Derek’s sensor is busted.”

She bings out of the room. Eleanor sits back again, arms wrapped around herself and the jacket. Now she’s back to where she was a few months ago, wishing for her friends safe return, while the fate of humanity hangs in the balance. She has no choice. She has to stay. Put the experiment first. It’s what Michael and Chidi both sacrificed themselves for. It would be insulting them if she were to make it all for nothing.

-

*

-

It must be a trick.

They’ve got bored of the freezing and the hooks and the violent fish. Now they wanna screw up his head. He already hallucinates, isn’t that enough? He would normally think this was just another one of those but...Nicole’s goo drips from his nose. Yep, she definitely blew up.

And there, almost a yard behind her, is....the Impossible.

Eleanor stands with Bad Janet’s demon exploder clutched in her hand, arms straightened in front of her, blue goo from other demons staining her red sweater and the black leather jacket he hasn’t seen her wear in a while. Sneaky little so-and-so. Did she really come all the way down here, shooting her way through immortal guards, to...rescue...him...?

He would laugh, if the wave of exhaustion wasn’t crushing him down, as well as the wires in his mouth. It’s too much. He’s held out for far too long and now his mind has snapped. 

Don’t fall for it, Mike. Don’t give them the satisfaction of hoping.

She wanted him gone. Out of her hair for good. She wanted him to-

His body goes slack in his ice chains as the underworld goes dark.

-

*

-

He loves you.

He lied.

He loves you.

He tortured them for centuries and lied about it, over eight hundred times.

He loves you.

He didn’t trust her enough to say what he really was underneath the suit. He thought she was shallow enough to not want to be friends with him after finding out he’s some giant flaming squid. He was supposed to be her best friend! Did he think so little of her? After all those weeks of supporting her, encouraging her, giving her a shoulder to cry on, followed by a gentle kick up the ash to get her shirt together?

And as if she was going to be all soft and reassure him of how much he meant to her after the crab he put her through that night. He expected her to be the one to apologise!?

He loves you.

You must know that. You’re not an idiot.

Oh...the stupid demon loves her enough to disobey her one order and not come back safe! The stupid demon offers to blow himself up in order to give her peace of mind when she doesn’t trust him and leave her in charge of this shirt show on her own. The dumb, reckless ash-hole stayed behind to be tortured, again, for their sakes...Not for the first time. 

Fork. She is an idiot!

Eleanor shrugs off the jacket and grabs her own leather one off the back of the door. She has a train to catch.

-

*

-

Damn it, why didn’t she take a better coat with her? Or a scarf? Or gloves?

The chamber she discovers Michael in is like a huge igloo. Every surface seems to be made of ice except, thank Kim, the floor, or else she’d be falling flat on her ass as soon as she strode in after taking out the slutty demoness who had been messing with Michael. Eleanor steels herself, braving the cold and letting the adrenaline warm her up after having snuck her way down here, taking out a few necessary obstacles on the way with her new favorite toy.

Her heart beats terribly fast as she spots Michael chained up, pale as a ghost, slumped in the shackles they’ve put him in. His clothes are ragged and torn up, the wounds from where he’s been recently cut and sliced and scalded all too evident to the naked eye.

“Michael...!” She breathes his name as she reaches him, finding no response as his head rolls forward; “Michael, I’m here! Wake up!”

She puts her hands to his chin and tries to lift it up, cringing at the awful sight of what they’ve done to his mouth. Jesus! 

Digging around in what remains of the slutty demon’s goo and dress fragments, she eventually finds the key to the shackles. She fumbles with it in the locks as she works to set him free. 

As she works to open the second one, she drops it. Fuck! Get it together, Shellstrop! They could come in at any moment!

She scoops it up and turns it in the blisteringly cold metal. 

Michael tumbles to the ground in a heap of long limbs.

“Shit, shit, shit!” Eleanor curses as she fails to catch up, the dumb tree too much for her to attempt to lift upright on her own. She kneels over him; “Dude, c’mon! Come on, get up! Michael!”

Her fingers brush against her cheek and-

“FUCK!” She curses, pulling her hand back.

He’s almost too cold to touch. There’s flecks of snow on his eyelashes and in his white hair, lines on his face deeper than she remembers, skin sunken in, littered with black and purple marks. 

Eleanor places one hand on his back, the other on his chest, just barely able to keep hold of him with the remnants of his shirt beneath her palms.

She wishes she could feel his heartbeat, if he had one.

Just some sign, anything, anything at all...that he’s going to open his eyes again. That she wasn’t too late.

“Michael, you need to get up! You can’t bail on me now, please, not after I finally got here! You gotta come home, dude....I can’t do this without you. Just wake the fuck up before-.” Her teeth start to chatter as she hears footsteps racing from outside.

Someone’s coming. More guards? The Janet baby army? A couple were lost on the way, marbleised, before Eleanor was able to zap the guards. Then she had to abandon the rest in order to get to the location Janet sent over the intercom to one of her baby’s, Ralfio’s, mouth. 

Eleanor has no idea what’s about to come through that door. Friend or foe. Janet(s) or demons. 

She’s not giving up now.

Keeping hold of Michael on her lap, she sets her jaw, getting out the demon exploder from her jacket pocket, firing it up.

“I won’t let them touch you, bud. Not again.” She whispers, clutching his lifeless skinsuit close to her front; “That’s a promise.”

Her hand is steady around the weapon, her eyes glaring with hellfire at the entrance. She forgets about the cold.

Just try to take him away from me again, demon scum. Just try it.

(illustration by @star-pepper​ xx)

#whump #angst #rescue #tgp fanfic #i will beta this before it goes on ao3 #i wasn't expecting a plot it just happened #tgp fanart

[simpsonsnight]

Episode #499

The Daughter Also Rises Season 23 - Episode 13 | February 12, 2012 Pretty boring. Lisa falls in love with a Hemmingway-esque boy who turns out to be a huge pussy. He’s voiced by Michael Cera. This one just doesn’t work. Stupid story involving some convoluted superstition about kissing a boy under a Mullberry tree (some other literary reference, I guess?). But all the characters are acting like it really is magical? And wouldn’t Lisa kinda like a boy who’s a giant pussy? And, the whole him-actually-being-a-pussy thing doesn’t really come out till the end of the episode... DEUS EX MACHINA MUCH?? Like I actually saw this episode when it aired and remembered that detail in the plot so looking out for it this time around it still comes kinda out of nowhere. And the B-story with Bart being Mythbusters?? kinda sucks! And, is boring compared to the places they COULD have gone with it. I don’t know, anything’s an improvement over the one-two-THREE??? punch of Homer does Glenn Beck/Lisa does Facebook/Moe on the rag season 23 trifecta. This one just resembles a garden-variety not-that-good-but-not-that-bad HD episode of The Simpsons. In a weird way, it’s more of a let down.

MAIL BAG

Is Lesbian porn any good if it doesn't have a sexy redhead in it? It just seems like mucking about otherwise. You feel me on this?

Uh, yeah. Yeah, I agree.

if u could make every night a simpsons night would u?

Brother I already H=have :) I mean have

#simpsons #season 23

[rabbittstewcomics]

Episode 305

Sep 2021 Solicits

Comic Reviews:

Wonder Woman: Black and Gold 1 by AJ Mendez, Ming Doyle, Nadia Shammas, Morgan Beem, John Arcudi, Ryan Sook, Amy Reeder, Becky Cloonan

Batman: Reptilian 1 by Garth Ennis, Liam Sharp

Checkmate 1 by Brian Michael Bendis, Alex Maleev, Dave Stewart

Infinite Frontier 1 by Joshua Williamson, Xermanico, Romulo Fajardo Jr

Gamma Flight 1 by Al Ewing, Crystal Frasier, Lan Medina, Antonio Fabela

Heroes Return 1 by Jason Aaron, Ed McGuinness, Mark Morales, Matt Wilson

Marvel's Voices: Pride by Kieron Gillen, Allan Heinberg, Terry Blas, Steve Orlando, Tini Howard, Mariko Tamaki, Vita Ayala, Leah Williams, Lilah Sturges, Anthony Oliveira, Crystal Frasier, J.J. Kirby, Jan Bazaldua, Jim Cheung, Kris Anka, Olivier Coipel, Jethro Morales, Derek Charm, Joanna Estep, Javier Garron, Claudia Aguirre, Jen Hickman, Brittney Williams, Samantha Dodge, Luciano Vecchio, Marcelo Maiolo, David Curiel, Erick Arciniega, Tamra Bonvillain, Paulina Ganucheau, Brittany Peer, Kendall Goode

Vinyl 1 by Doug Wagner, Daniel Hillyard, Dave Stewart

Spawn's Universe 1 by Todd McFarlane, Stephen Segovia, Marcio Takara, Jim Cheung, Brett Booth, Adelso Corona, FCO Plascencia, Peter Steigerwald, Andrew Dalhouse

Black Hammer Reborn 1 by Jeff Lemire, Caitlin Yarsky, Dave Stewart

Imogen of the Wyrding Way by Mike Mignola, Christopher Golden, Peter Bergting, Michelle Madsen

Good Luck 1 by Matthew Erman, Stefano Simeone

Snow Angels vol 2 1 by Jeff Lemire, Jock

Sonic 30th Anniversary Special

Carmen Sandiego: Need For Speed Caper

Aggretsuko: Little Rei of Sunshine by Brenda Hickey

Keeper of the Little Folks: Fairy Balm by Carbone, Veronique Barrau, Charline Forns

Claire and the Dragons 1 by Wander Antunes

ExtraOrdinary 1 by V.E. Schwab, Enid Balam, Ana Godis

99 Cent

Lounger 1 by Nick Mullins

Homerville 1 & 2 by Justin Young

Wandering Koala 1 by Jeff Thomason

After the Storm by Stefano Petris

Deadgods 1 by Juan Ramon Lapaix

Jupiter Invincible 1 by Yusef Komunyakaa, Ashley Woods

Loveland by Timothy Pitoniak

Tales From the Dispatch Vol 2 by Maxwell Bristol, Catherine Broxton, Shaun Evans, Edward Ficklin, Matthew Sotello, Eric Young

Tales of the Scarlet Order Vampires by David Lee Summers, Michael Ellis

The Black Car by Michael Kaz, Josh Maikis, Gregory Ramos

The Walk by Michael Moreci, Jesus Hervas

Additional Reviews: Shazam!, Loki ep3, Owl House 2.3

News: Batwoman stupidity, hope for Gwen Stacy, ScarJo returning to Disney for Tower of Terror, Spider-Man Beyond (from Saladin Ahmed, Cody Zigler, Zeb Wells, Patrick Gleason, Kelly Thompson), Joker manga where he raises deaged Batman, return of Warren Ellis, Skybound YA graphic novel line, delays to Batman/Catwoman, Cates/Stegman series Vanish, Savage Land-based movie, Marvel NFTs, Avatar new live-action series makes all the old mistakes

Trailers: Jurassic World Dominion, Sexy Beasts, Karen, Shang-Chi

Am it Glenn?

Comics Countdown:

Ascender 16 by Jeff Lemire, Dustin Nguyen

Stray Dogs 5 by Tony Fleecs, Trish Forstner

Undiscovered Country 13 by Scott Snyder, Charles Soule, Leonardo Marcello Grassi, Giuseppe Camuncoli, Matt Wilson

Something is Killing the Children 17 by James Tynion IV, Wether Dell'Edera, Miquel Muerto

Black Hammer Reborn 1 by Jeff Lemire, Caitlin Yarsky, Dave Stewart

Snow Angels Season Two 1 by Jeff Lemire, Jock

Batman/Superman 19 by Gene Luen Yang, Emanuela Lupacchino, Darick Robertson, Kyle Hotz, Steve Lieber, Matt Santorelli, Sabine Rich

Robin 3 by Joshua Williamson, Gleb Melnikov, Luis Guerrero

Shadecraft 4 by Joe Henderson, Lee Garbett, Antonio Fabela

Guardians of the Galaxy 15 and SWORD 6 by Al Ewing, Juan Frigeri, Guru eFX, Adelso Corona, David Curiel, Federico Blee, Valerio Schiti, Marte Gracia

Check out this episode!

#comics #podcast #podernfamily #rabbittstew

[theydontknowaboutusimagines]

Someone Special - Harry Styles Christmas Series (New Year’s Eve Epilogue)

Part 12

New Year’s Eve 2020

*Takes place between Part 11 and Part 12

You were finishing cleaning up the kitchen when you heard the doorbell ring. You knew exactly who it was and you couldn’t run to the door fast enough. Harry had flown back to LA to spend the New Year with you before the two of you went off a little holiday to Hawaii. When you got to the door, you swung it open, and jumped into his arms, despite him holding two bags and being unexpected. 

“My baby’s back!” You giggled as he found his balance to keep from dropping you and him. 

“Hmph,” he laughed. “I take it you missed me?” 

“I did!” You nodded planting kisses all over his face. “Very, very, much.” 

He laughed trying to walk into the house, “I missed you, too.” 

“I mean, don’t get me wrong it was lovely seeing my family and friends and being home, but I missed you,” you said. 

Harry dropped his bags as he carried you over to the couch where he sat down with you on his lap, “Same here,” he smiled. “But we’re together now and for the next few weeks.” 

“Are you sure you want to spend almost a month with me?” You smirked. 

“Yep,” he smirked, “Now, kiss me for real.” 

“Don’t have to ask me twice,” you smirked pressing your lips against his. 

There was no hesitation for him to deepen the kiss and run his hands along your back, pulling you closer. You didn’t care that he smelled like an airplane all you cared about was that he was back in your arms. You two had only been gone from each other for a week, but it felt like it was a lot longer. 

“God, I’ve missed you,” he whispered against your neck. 

“Me or the sex?” You joked. 

“Both,” he smirked kissing up to your lips again. 

“I’ve made lunch,” you said against his lips. 

“So, you jump me at the door and now you want to eat lunch?” He raised an eyebrow. 

“What I’m hungry?” You smirked innocently. 

“So am i,” he smirked standing up and throwing you over his shoulder. 

“What are you doing?” You giggled. 

“You’ll see,” he smirked smacking your ass before heading to your bedroom. 

**

It was officially New Year’s Eve and the two of you were getting ready for a friend’s party. You had finished your hair and makeup before slipping on your outfit for the night. It was a long black, velvet, low-cut dress, with a slit up to mid-thigh. You matched it with gold heels and jewelry. Harry was in the bathroom finishing up his hair when he walked out to see you standing there putting  few things into your gold clutch. 

“Fuck,” he whispered licking his lips as he looked you up and down. 

You smirked, “You okay over there?” 

“Yep, just great,” he said adjusting his belt on his black trousers. 

He was wearing a black suit with a shimmery gold see through button up, that of course was only half way buttoned. 

“You sure?” You smirked walking over to him. 

He nodded watching you with every step. 

“Do you like my dress?” You asked. 

“Is that really a question?” He asked. “I fucking love it.” 

“Well, if you like it now,” you smirked. “Just wait until you’re taking it off after midnight,” you whispered in his ear before walking into the living room. 

“Fuck me,” he mumbled taking a second before following you. 

The entire ride to where the party would be held, your boyfriend couldn’t keep his hands off your bare leg. You could see a smirk cross his lips whenever he would inch closer and closer to the hem of you dress. 

“You need to learn some self-control,” you smirked. “Or you’re going to have a very visible problem when we arrive.” 

“Or you could help me with that,” he smirked. “This car is quite big.” 

“And ruin my hair and makeup?” you asked. “Not even for you,” you smirked. 

“You’re so fucking rude,” he groaned. 

“Patience is a virtue,” you smirked patting his cheek. 

“Fuck patience,” he said. 

“You’re so needy,” you rolled your eyes. 

“Only when it comes to you,” he smirked. 

“How about this? We make our arrival and then you meet me in the bathroom in ten?” You asked. 

“Whatever my baby wants, my baby gets,” he smirked. 

After a few cameras flashed in your faces on the way in from the paparazzi outside and hellos to your friends and others, the two of you made your way to the furthest bathroom. As soon as the two of you were inside, Harry shut the door locking it behind you before pushing you against the wall. 

“I swear to god you better not get anything on my dress,” you said. 

He smirked pulling the length of your dress up past your hips, “I’d never dream of it.” 

“Are you just going to stand there or are you going to fuck me?” You smirked. 

He pressed his lips against yours as he fumbled with the belt holding up his trousers. It didn’t take long before he pushed himself inside of you as you gripped onto his shoulders. You wrapped your arms around his waist and you bit your lip as you held back the moans threatening to escape. 

He brought his thumb up to your chin, puling your lip out from your teeth, “None of that now,” he smirked. “You know I like to hear you.” 

“But-” you groaned. 

“But nothing,” he said. “Do you want me to stop?” 

“No,” you whined. 

“Then let me hear you,” he smirked slowing down his movements. “I want to hear you scream my name.” 

“Why don’t you make me,” you smirked staring into his eyes. 

“You asked for it,” he smirked. 

**

Less than a half hour later, the two of you were repositioning your clothing and touching your makeup. While it didn’t look anywhere near as good as when you first arrived, it wasn’t terrible. 

“Now, are you going to be good for the rest of the night?” You asked looking over at him. 

“For now,” he smirked wrapping his arms around you. “But yes, I’ll be good at least until we get home.” 

You giggled, “I’ll leave first, then wait five minutes,” you said. “I’ll be by the bar.” 

“Fuck that,” he said. “I’m leaving with you.”

“You’re such a guy,” you rolled your eyes unlocking the door and walking back out into the party. 

Luckily, there wasn’t anyone waiting for the restroom, but as soon as the two of you met up with Jeff and Harry’s other circle of friends, you could tell that they knew. As you chatted with Glenne and some of the other women in the group, Harry went to fetch the two of you some drinks. When he came back, he wrapped his arms around your waist, holding you close to him. 

“Thank you,” you smiled taking your drink out of his hands. 

“You’re welcome,” he smiled kissing your cheek. 

Throughout the night, the two of you mingled around the room and getting a bit drunk. The two of you also found your way to the makeshift dance floor as you danced to the tunes of the past decade. When What Makes You Beautiful came on, both you and Harry drunkly belted out the lyrics. After four drinks and a few shots, the liquid was taking it’s toll on your bladder, so you excused yourself to the restroom. 

On your way back, you felt as if someone was following you, thinking it was Harry, you turned around, only to see your ex standing there. 

“Y/N, wow,” he said looking you up and down. “I thought that was you, but I uh, I wasn’t sure.” 

“Uh-hi,” you said confused and completely taken aback. “Um, what are you doing here?” 

“Oh, the um, I’m on a date with someone,” he said. “This is her friend’s party, but she I haven’t really seen her in a while.” 

“Right,” you nodded. “Sorry.” 

“Yeah, so um, how are you?” He asked. “How have you been?” 

“I’m doing just great,” you answered. “You?” 

“I’ve uh, I’ve been better,” he said. “Look, I-I’ve been wanting to reach out to you-”

“Why?” You asked. 

“To apologize, for everything,” he said. “For what happened between us and how I handled it.” 

“And you didn’t do this because?” You asked. 

“I wasn’t sure you’d answer my call,” he said. 

“You’re probably right,” you said. 

He nodded, “So, um, I guess I’m going to apologize now... I’m really sorry.. and I did-do love you. I just couldn’t handle your life, but I was happy... I’ve not been happy since.” 

You sighed, “What do you want me say?” You asked. “That I accept your apology? Because I do. I get that dealing with my life can be hard, but to cheat on me? And then not even tell me? Breaking up with me was one thing, but finding out that you were cheating on me was such a fucking low. Why didn’t you just end it before that happened?” 

“Because I thought-I thought it was a one time thing,” he said. “I regretted as soon as it happened. I was going to tell you, but you never answered your phone. But then she did, she was there, you weren’t.” 

“So, what now you’re trying to place the blame on me?” You asked. “You knew what you were getting into when we first got together.”

“I know,” he sighed. “And I know I fucked up, but I’d love-I’d love for us to reconnect.” 

“That’s not a good idea,” you shook your head. 

Before he could respond, Harry walked up after seeing you with him. He wrapped his arm around your shoulder and looked at the guy. 

“Everything okay?” He asked. 

“Harry, this is Chad,” you sighed. “My ex boyfriend. Chad, this is Harry-

“Her current boyfriend,” Harry said holding his hand out with a little glint in his eye. 

“You’re in a relationship,” Chad stated. 

“That she is mate,” Harry said. “In a very, good, amazing, satisfying, loving, etc, etc, relationship.” 

“Right,” He said. “Anyway, I still-” 

“You know as much as I hate knowing you hurt Y/N, I would like to thank you for being such a shit boyfriend because now I’m the one she’s with,” Harry interrupted. “And furthermore, I get the distance fucking sucks, but you’re never going to see me sticking my dick in someone else because she’s the only one I want. I can’t bloody imagine how stupid you have to be to not only break up with someone as beautiful, sexy, amazing, kind, as Y/N, but to also want to fuck someone else.” 

“Har-” you said. 

“No, I’ve got more to say,” he hiccuped. “If anyone was going to cheat in your relationship, surely it would have been Y/N because I highly doubt you satisfied  her seeing as how your dick is the size of my pinky.” 

“I don’t know who the fuck you think you’re talking to,” Chad said stepping up to Harry. “But I satisfied her just fucking fine.” 

“Maybe you did, but it’s nowhere like how I do it,” he smirked getting into his face. 

“Enough!” You shouted annoyed. “Do you two even realize I’m standing here? What started as being concerned for my feelings has now turned into a fucking pissing match between the two of you. Why don’t you two just fucking settle this amongst yourself because I’m leaving!” 

You turned around pulling your arm out of reach from Harry’s grasp as you made your way out the backdoor. 

“Wow, boyfriend of the year right there,” Chad smirked. 

“Fuck off,” Harry snapped following after you. 

**

Harry had gotten in the car with you and you ignored him the entire drive home. It wasn’t until you two got inside that he finally spoke wanting to make things right. 

“I know you’re upset,” he started. 

“Upset? Yeah, I’m fucking upset! I’m hurt, I’m furious! Angry, all the fucking above,” you snapped. 

“I’m sorry,” he sighed. “I was an ass.” 

“You were more than as ass back there,” you said. “It’s one thing trying to stake your claim or some shit or tryin to make him jealous that you’re the one with me, but the fact that you brought our sex life into it, what the fuck! You made it seem as if that was all I am. All I was worth! I know that’s not true, but he doesn’t know that. The fifty plus people who heard everything don’t know that. How do you think that makes me feel? Huh? That I’m just a fuck to you!” 

Hearing those words leave your mouth, Harry had turned completely sober. “Y/N, baby, I-I-” he whispered. 

“Just save it,” you said. “Because honestly nothing you say right now will help. I’m just going to go and change out of this stupid dress and go to bed.” 

Harry sighed watching you and jumped at the sound of the door slamming shut. He really fucked up and he knew it. When he saw you talking to the guy, he was a little jealous, but it wasn’t until he found out who the guy was that sent him over the edge. Between the alcohol in his veins and the jealousy creeping up in him, the words just flew out of his mouth. Looking back now, he knew he shouldn’t have said or acted the way that he did. He never should of made it about sex. 

Ten minutes had passed by when he finally decided to head into the bedroom. He wasn’t expecting you to be sitting up on the bed still wearing the dress. The only thing you had discarded were your heels and jewelry. 

“I wondered how long it would take you to come in,” you sighed. 

“Y/N, I’m so fucking sorry,” he whispered. “I never should have said what I did. I  was a complete wanker. I want you to know that I would never see you as just a fuck. Hell, you have never been just a fuck to me, even when you came up with the friends with benefits bullshit. I love you, every bit of you, and you own my fucking heart. And I will prove to you everyday that you are everything to me.” 

You sighed putting your hand over his on your cheek, “You don’t have to do that because I already know. And yes, you shouldn’t have brought up the whole sex thing, even thought it’s completely true. But that’s beside the point. Just next time you try the whole jealous boyfriend thing, don’t bring up our sex life, yeah?” 

“Scouts honor,” he said. 

“That only works if you were a boy scout,” you laughed. 

“Eh, fine, I’m promise,” he said. 

“Good,” you said. “Now, that we’ve settled that, I’m actually going to take this dress off now and get ready for bed.” 

“But it’s not even midnight, yet,” he groaned. 

“I never said anything about sleeping,” you smirked. 

He raised his eyebrow as he watched you get up from the bed and head into the bathroom. 

“Are you coming or what?” You yelled. 

He smirked rushing into the bathroom to join you in the tub. The two of you sat in the warm bath, his arms wrapped around you. You both had sat in silence for a bit before he whispered something in your ear. 

“Y/N?” He whispered. 

“Yeah?” You asked. 

“I couldn’t help but notice earlier when you said something about what I said about the sex thing being true,” he smirked. “Care to elaborate on that?” 

“I should have known you caught that,” you rolled your eyes.

You turned around in his arms so that you were facing him, “If you must know, you were pretty spot on when it came to sex with you vs. sex with him.” 

“Soooo, what you’re saying is, is that I’m better than him?” He smirked. “That I make you feel better than he ever made you?” 

His fingers moved up your leg towards your inner thigh. 

“Yes,” you whispered. 

“In what way exactly?” He smirked into your ear. 

“Every way,” you bit your lip. 

He smirked kissing your neck before standing up, bringing you with him. He wrapped a towel around you and him before carrying you towards the bed. He laid you down as he kissed up your body leaving your lips for last. 

**

The two of you laid in each other’s arms and legs tangled with the others. It was just before midnight, so Harry turned on the tv to watch the famous ball drop in New York. Technically, it had already dropped two hours before, but it was still something to watch. Neither of you thought this was how you would be spending the last night of the year, of the decade, but you wouldn’t want to be spending it any other way. 

“5, 4, 3, 2,1,” Harry whispered before pressing his lips against yours. 

You giggled holding him close to you as you kissed him back. 

“You were the best thing to happen to me last year,” he whispered. “And I already know this year is going to be everything I want.” 

You smiled, “Same here,” you whispered. “Happy New Year, baby.” 

“Happy New Year, love,” he smiled laying his head on top of yours. 

**

HAPPY NEW YEAR! CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT 2020 HOLDS! :) 

#One Direction Imagines #Harry Styles Imagines #Someone Special

[crossbows-and-moonshine]

Mobile masterlist (updated)

Updated list for you lovelies.

Daryl imagines;

Little black dress.

Summary: It’s the welcome party for you at Alexandria and a little black dress makes your dreams come true. Warnings: Swearing, a little bit of sexiness, and of course that hot crossbow-wielding redneck that we all love.

Truth or dare.

Summary: After a hard day, you and your best friend Daryl get drunk leading to some fun. Warnings: Swearing, smut, alcohol.

Scar.

Summary: Feeling ugly after being disfigured, Daryl helps you see your beauty. Warning: Swearing, a little angst, and lots of fluff.

Panic attacks and pregnancy.

Summary: You get the shock of your life. Warning: Panic attack, fluff and pregnancy.

Making up.

Summary: You and your fiancé Daryl have a huge fight, but then make up in the best way. Warnings: Swearing, angst, smut.

A twin thing.

Summary: An unexpected person comforts you after a loss. Warnings: Death, swearing, fluff.

Shower time.

Summary: You’re new to Alexandria and you get a special welcome from someone. Warnings: Swearing, smut.

Damaged.

Summary: You meet Daryl in the line up with Negan and get more than you bargained for. Warnings: Swearing, angst, mention of child’s death, a bit of violence and smut.

Damaged part 2.

Summary: Part 2. Daryl starts to be extra protective of you, causing some tension. Warnings: Swearing, angst, smut.

BangBang.

Summary: After leaving with Merle, Daryl comes back and blames himself for you getting shot, which leads to him confessing his feeling. Warning: Swearing, fluff, Daryl tears.

Hope.

Summary: Daryl wants kids and you’re scared to tell him you can’t have them. Warning: Swearing, mentions of infertility, and fluff. Lots of fluff!

Trip to Alexandria.

Summary: You’re Jesus’s sister and go with him to Alexandria for the first time. Warning: Swearing.

The necklace.

Summary: You were looking for Merle unaware he was dead. You ended up finding Daryl and he helps you with your grief. Warnings: Swearing, fluff.

Birthday present.

Summary: Daryl gets jealous of you spending time with Rick and fucks things up. Warning: Swearing, angst.

Protector.

Summary: You’re in the line up, Negan takes a liking to you and Daryl tries to protect you. Warnings: Swearing, angst, violence.

Confusion.

Summary: Daryl likes you but finds you kissing a woman and gets jealous, leading to feelings being revealed. Warnings: Swearing, smut.

Date with Mr Dixon.

Summary: Daryl asks you to have dinner with him. Warnings: Swearing, fluff.

Date with Mr Dixon. Part 2.

Your little pet.

Summary: Negan lets you pick someone to help satisfy you sexually. Warnings: Smut, swearing.

Reunited part 1.

Summary: You’re Ricks eldest daughter and haven’t seen him since before the turn, you’re finally reunited with him in Alexandria when you’re picked up by Aaron. You start to develop feelings for Daryl as you get to know each other. Warnings: Swearing, fluff, angst, drama, smut eventually.

Reunited part 2.

Dirty Dixons.

Summary: You have a threesome with Daryl and Merle. Warnings: Swearing, smut.

Lost.

Summary : You get separated from Glenn during a run and he loses you. When Daryl finds out, he isn’t happy. He goes to find you and he admits his feelings. Warnings: Swearing, angst, smut, fluff.

Anger management.

Summary: You and Daryl have an argument and up scares you. Warnings: Swearing, angst, fluff.

Princess.

Summary: You and Daryl hate each other but get forced to go on a run together. Warnings: Swearing, angst, smut.

Princess part 2.

Summary: You and Daryl have fun in the watch tower after the run earlier that day. Warnings: Swearing, smut, daddy kink.

Angel baby.

Summary: You’re pregnant with Daryls baby but suffer a miscarriage. Warnings: Swearing, angst, miscarriage.

Sophia part 1.

Summary: You find Sophia when she’s missing and help her back to the group. Warnings: Swearing, angst.

Sophia. Part 2.

Kings and Queens.

Summary: You get injured on a run but Daryl saved you and admits his feelings. Warnings: Swearing, violence, fluff.

Fatherhood.

Summary: You and Daryl were together pre apocalypse, but he left you when you thought you might be pregnant. Now in Alexandria you and your daughter come face to face with the man who abandoned you. Warnings: Swearing, angst, fluff.

Forgiveness.

Summary: Daryl left you for Merle, he comes back when he realises he made a mistake and tries to fix it. Warnings: Swearing, angst, fluff.

Bipolar beauty.

Summary: You’re Jesus’s sister and suffer with bipolar. You move to Alexandria so Denise can help you but you find what you need from someone unexpected. Warnings: Swearing, fluff, smut, mentions of bipolar, self harm and mental health.

Heatwave.

Summary: You catch Daryl masturbating and decide to help. Warnings: Swearing, smut.

Daryl x Lucy.

Request: Can you do one where a girl name Lucy and Daryl are married and they’re in Alexandria but they have an argument. So Deanna is having her welcome party but then Lucy is worried about Daryl so she goes to go look for him and when they meet in the street, they admit that they were sorry to each other and they have make up, passionate, rough sex? Warnings: Swearing, angst, smut.

Mine.

Summary: Daryl gets jealous and makes his feelings known . Warnings: Swearing, smut.

Asshole.

Summary: A guy at the prison is bothering you and Daryl finds out and gets mad. Warnings: Angst, swearing, fluff.

Shy.

Summary: You and Daryl like each other but you’re too shy and end up avoiding him. He gets the wrong idea and confronts you. Warnings: Swearing, angst, fluff.

Hero.

Summary: Daryl and Rick save you from your own group. Warning: Swearing, fluff, angst.

Let’s talk about sex.

Summary: You and Daryl are in a relationship and are both virgin’s. Pre apocalypse. Warnings: Swearing, smut, fluff.

Jane doe. Part 1

Summary: You lose your memory and Daryl finds you in the woods. Warnings: Swearing, angst, smut, fluff.

Home.

Summary: You and Daryl are friends and you get separated at the fall of the prison. You meet back in Alexandria and confess your feelings.

Don’t give up.

Summary: Daryl stops you from killing yourself and admits his feelings. Warnings: Mentions suicide, sadness, fluff and smut.

Request: Anon.

Can I get an imagine where ur at Alexandria and in ur own house with daryl and u get bad nightmares one night and u wake him up thanks Hun xx

Request: @caylynn1122

Hey could you do an imagine where the reader is daryls daughter and carl finds her outside the walls while he’s on a run. He ask her what’s her name and she says (y/n) Dixon and carl brought her to the Hiltop so she can see daryl.

Request: Anon.

Can I get a daryl imagine where youre arguing and say you find out about his backscars(I dunno his shirt rips or sum)and he suddenly becomes this sad wounded puppy and there’s a lot of crying and hugging and feelings are admitted? Warnings: Mentions of past abuse, fighting, swearing

Goodbye (Daryl request)

Can I request an imagine where Daryl dies at the end? And the whole imagine is basically fluff and angst

Nobody (Daryl request)

Can you do one where you are talking about the past and you talk about your successful career and he gets embarrassed because he was a no one? All fluffy and sentimental

Daryl request;

Could I get a really sweet imagine with Daryl? Like the reader and him are friends, and he sees that she’s having a very bad day. Like she’s stressed and depressed and so done with everything. Maybe it ends with them cuddling and maybe a relationship. It’s up to you really! : )

Sugar. Honey. Ice. and Tea (Daryl Drabble.)

Dark Ages

Summary;Can you do a Daryl x reader where the reader gets a small cold and daryl becomes extremely over protective which annoys the reader and ends in fluff??

Seahorse

Summary; 47 - “Hold my hand until it’s over?” The reader is in labor with hers and Murphy’s or Daryl’s first child and is really scared. They asked #47 and he does. The have a healthy baby G/B.

Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin Eater

Summary; Can you do a Daryl x Reader Imagine where the reader has been with Rick for awhile and catches him cheating on her with Jessie and falls out of love w her. And then the reader confides in Daryl about it who makes her feel better, Daryl x Reader smut if possible… Love your stories! <3

Eat like a damn horse

Summary;#12 with Daryl? Thank you! I don’t mean to spam you all the time, sorry. 💖🧡💖🧡💖🧡💖🧡💖“You’re a genius with facts, but you’re really stupid with people.”

That’s What You Get

Summary; Can I request an imagine where Daryl is secretly in love with you and only Rick and Carol know but he’s been avoiding you cuz he thinks you like Glenn and he blows up one day cuz Rick and Carol is pushing him to tell you and you overhear everything

Cuffs

Summary; The reader and Daryl were together before the apocalypse, and the reader turns up at the Atlanta group after Merle and Daryl had joined, Daryl and the reader get a cute reunion but it’s ruined because Merle has always hated the reader for no reason

Eye Spy

Summary; The reader and daryl have a thing going on and you have to share a tent at the farm and one night daryl can’t sleep at all and he sees it really cold one and he keeps u warm it’s all cute and fluffy thank you xx

Unstuck

Summary; Could you do a Daryl x female reader fic. Kinda like Beth and Daryl in season 4 but now it’s with reader. Somehow Daryl and reader get separated from the rest and he’s being a dick because he has feelings for reader. With some fluffy smut at the end?

Multi chap Daryl fics;

Let The Flames Begin 

Charlene gets stuck with the Dixons at the end of the world. She has to deal with the new world whilst dealing with Merle being his usual self, and Daryl having his intense need to protect her. Read author note.

(Chapter 1)     

(Chapter 2)    

(Chapter 3)     

(Chapter 4)

(Chapter 5)     

(Chapter 6)    

(Chapter 7)    

(Chapter 8)

(Chapter 9)    

(Chapter 10)     

(Chapter 11)    

(Chapter 12)

(Chapter 13)    

(Chapter 14)    

(Chapter 15)    

(Chapter 16)

(Chapter 17)    

(Chapter 18)    

(Chapter 19)    

(Chapter 20)

(Chapter 21)

(Chapter 22)

(Chapter 23)

(Chapter 24)

(Chapter 25)

(Chapter 26)

(Chapter 27)

(Chapter 28)

(Chapter 29)

(Chapter 30)

(Chapter 31)

(Chapter 32)

(Chapter 33)

(Chapter 34)

Cat Scratch Fever (Companion piece to Let The Flames Begin)

Into My Web (temporary hiatus)

Arabella has been part of the family since the farm. Despite the time passed and the fact they were now settled in the prison, a certain gruff hunter still hates her. Some say there's a fine line between love and hate, and they might just be right. Daryl/OC Read author note.

Chap 1

Chap 2

Chap 3

Chap 4

Chap 5

Chap 6

Lunacy Fringe

Zoey gets saved by Rick and Daryl from the hands of her captors. She needs to learn to deal with her trauma, all while finding herself depending on one of the men that saved her a little too much. Daryl/OC. Read author note.

Chap 1

Chap 2

Chap 3 

Chap 4

Chap 5

Chap 6

Chap 7

Chap 8

Chap 9

Chap 10

Chap 11

Chap 12

Chap 13

Murphy MacManus imagines;

Whiskey and Church. Part 1.

Whiskey and church. Part 2.

“10. One finds the others blog. Hilarity ensues.” (Drabble.)

Rocco. (Not Murphyxreader. Short drabble told from Murphy’s POV.)

Request; Fic of Smutty Murph in Cinema maybe? ;-)

BDS Murphy X reader- she's really innocent and sweet and he really likes her (they're dating) but Connor doesn't approve saying she's negatively affecting his efficiency and Murphy says he'll do anything for Connor to at least meet her. After they meet Connor changes his views and approves of their relationship

Murphy request;

Hello! Just found this blog and really like it. Totally enjoying Whiskey and Church. Really like how you write the Irish accent/Gaelic. May I request a Murphy/reader were the OC has a thing for his accent and loves to hear him talk/whisper in her ear? Please and thank you. P.s. hope you feel'n better

Connor Imagines;

3. They get stuck in an elevator. With Connor, Smutty please.

Protector. (Not ConnorxReader. Short drabble told from Connors POV.)

7. One’s forced to show them around the school on the first day.

A lesson.

Conphy;

Sickness and soup.

Request: Connor taking care of Murphy when he’s sick. Warnings: Fluff, conphy cuteness.

Murphy/Reader/Connor;

3. Stuck in an elevator with Connor and Murphy.

Birthday girl ; For @risingphoenix761  because it’s her birthday!!!Happy day of birth, thank you for being born you amazing human. :)Continue on for some MacManus goodness.

Multi Chapter Fics;

Home

Summary; Murphy/OC/Connor, told in Murphy’s POV.

Home Chapter 1.

Home Chapter 2.

Home Chapter 3

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Anam Cara (Complete)

Summary; Summary;  Luna has some unique gifts that connect her to The Saints. They end up helping her after she is attacked and they realise their souls are connected. Murphy/OC/Connor.

Anam Cara Chapter 1

Anam Cara Chapter 2

Anam Cara Chapter 3

Anam Cara Chapter 4

Anam Cara Chapter 5

Anam Cara Chapter 6

Anam Cara Chapter 7

Anam Cara Chapter 8

Anam Cara Chapter 9

Anam Cara Chapter 10

Anam Cara Chapter 11

Anam Cara Chapter 12

Anam Cara Chapter 13    

Anam Cara Chapter 14

Anam Cara Chapter 15

Anam Cara Chapter 16

Anam Cara Chapter 17

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Choíche Is go deo

Summary; Summary;  Follow Niamh Flannagan as she grows up with the twins in Ireland and watches them turn from boys into men. How will they both deal with having feelings for her? Will jealousy get in the way? Murphy/OC/Connor.

Choíche Is go deo. (Chapter 1)

Choíche Is go deo (Chapter 2)

Choíche Is go deo. (Chapter 3)

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Crazy in Love

Summary; This story is Murphy/OC/Connor but will center on Murphy at first. The whole story centers on suicide, self-harm, mental illness so if that’s a trigger for you please read with caution. This story is darker than the others I have written, I’m testing the waters by posting the prologue here to see if people like it before I post it on Archive and Fanfic, any feedback is appreciated. You don’t meet my OC in the prologue, she is introduced in the first chapter, but I felt the prologue was important for Murphy’s situation.

Crazy in love (Prologue)

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Such a Softer Sin (Complete)

Summary; Her grandfather's illness brings her back to Boston, and Lila gets more than she bargains for when she meets two handsome Irish twins. MurphyxOCxConnor. Pre BDS.

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter one)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter two)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter three)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter four)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter five)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter six)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter seven)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter eight)

Such a softer Sin (Chapter nine)     

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter ten)     

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter eleven)     

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter twelve)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter thirteen)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter fourteen)    

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter fifteen)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter sixteen)   

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter seventeen)    

Such a Softer Sin  (Chapter eighteen)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter nineteen)    

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter twenty)    

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter twenty one)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter twenty two)     

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter twenty three)    

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter twenty four)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter twenty five)    

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter twenty six)    

Such a Softer Sin  (Chapter twenty seven)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter twenty eight)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter twenty nine)     

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter thirty)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter thirty one)     

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter thirty two)     

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter thirty three)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter thirty four)     

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter thirty five)     

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter thirty six)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter thirty seven)     

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter thirty eight)

Such a Softer Sin (Chapter thirty nine)

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Blood in the Water (sequel to Such a Softer Sin) [COMPLETE]

(Chapter 1)

(Chapter 2)

(Chapter 3)

(Chapter 4)

(Chapter 5)

(Chapter 6)

(Chapter 7)

(Chapter 8)

(Chapter 9)

(Chapter 10)

(Chapter 11)

(Chapter 12)

(Chapter 13)

(Chapter 14)

(Chapter 15)     

(Chapter 16)     

(Chapter 17)     

(Chapter 18)

(Chapter 19)    

(Chapter 20)

(Chapter 21)

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Poetic Tragedy (COMPLETE)

Summary; Madeleine Ryan hasn't had a good life. Now a homeless recovering addict, the MacManus boys take it upon themselves to try and help her. Murphy/OC/Connor. Read author note.

(Chapter 1)

(Chapter 2)

(Chapter 3)

(Chapter 4)

(Chapter 5)

(Chapter 6)

(Chapter 7)

(Chapter 8)

(Chapter 9)

(Chapter 10)

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All or Nothing (COMPLETE)

Summary; Savannah gets talked into signing up to a dating app by her best friend, it leads her into the lives of the MacManus brothers. Starts off Murphy/OC. Eventual Murphy/OC/Connor. Read author note.

(Chapter 1)

(Chapter 2)

(Chapter 3)

(Chapter 4)

(Chapter 5)

(Chapter 6)

(Chapter 7)

(Chapter 8)

(Chapter 9)

(Chapter 10)

(Chapter 11)

(Chapter 12)

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Chemicals (COMPLETE)

Summary; Katie gets stalked on the way home from work and it leads her into the arms of an Irish man with smoldering looks. Murphy/OC.

(Chapter 1)

(Chapter 2)

(Chapter 3)

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Preferences;

Having a kid with Murphy and Connor would include;

Being in a poly relationship with Connor and Murphy would include;

Being in a relationship with Mac and him finding you using toys when he's not around would include;

Having a teenage daughter with Murphy would include;

Being in a relationship with Daryl would include;

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