#subtitled by me

[t-u-i-t-c]

#kamen rider ex-aid #kamen rider ex aid #kamen rider #taiga hanaya #hanaya taiga #hiiro kagami #kagami hiiro #kamen rider brave #kamen rider snipe #tokuedit #please do not repost #umbrella.edits #umbrella.posts #umbrella.gifs #translation: excite subs #subtitled by me #their dynamic>>> #their background their development their teamwork #it's all so good #click for better quality

[confused-stars]

“this meeting could have been an email” but instead it’s “this video tutorial could have been a post with less than a hundred words”

#stop making me watch thiiings #especially if you're not gonna put subtitles on it #this is such an inefficient way to convey information!!!

[shesnake]

#the bear #the bear fx #jeremy allen white #carmy berzatto #tv #subtitles #q #he's me #the bear spoilers

[evercelle]

unfulfilled yearning

#honkai star rail #dan heng #blade #renheng #ever makes art #the unfulfilled yearning is both the subtitle of blades light cone and also me bc i didnt get him #bet you didnt see this one coming from me. COMPLETELY unpredictable. totally

[wren-kitchens]

happy disability pride month and FUCK all the subtitles that go [speaks foreign language] instead of just saying what was said

#it drives me insane and im not even hoh #just auditory processing problems #subtitles #disability pride month #wren rambles

[royalarchivist]

Over 6 years ago, Technoblade and Etoiles played together on United UHC. Although they never got to meet each other on the QSMP, it's nice to see that they already had some nice banter and a fun dynamic developing during the brief time they knew each other. Here are some highlights from the video where they played together!

Subscribe to Technoblade! Technoblade's United UHC video

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Technoblade: Bonjour, mis amis! (Hello, my friends!) Oh god, we already have a zombie on us. No! It's targeting me 'cuz I have subs!

Etoiles: Excellent teammates.

Technoblade: Do trees spawn in these worlds?

Etoiles: [Laughing at a screenshot of Technoblade saying "deforestation has gotten pretty bad"]

Technoblade: It's gotten pretty bad, man. What is this?

Etoiles: B-bonjour.

Technoblade: Stop speakin' Chinese.

Etoiles: You're the best Skywars player, dude. That's why.

Technoblade: That doesn't mean much.

Technoblade: Oh my god, I found diamonds!

Etoiles: Oh, whoa.

Technoblade: Subscribe to Technoblade! I'm suddenly a UHC god.

Etoiles: Oh, I got diamonds too! :D

Technoblade: ...Wow, way to ruin my moment. Wow. Can I just have this one moment?

Etoiles: Yeah.

Technoblade: Does everything- does everything need to be a competition? First diamonds I've ever mined in Minecraft.

Etoiles: Let's redo it, Techno. Let's say I don't have diamonds. I don't have diamonds, you have-

Teammate: I found diamonds!

Technoblade: Oh my god.

Technoblade: I have seven diamonds! And I'm not saying that to one-up you, but- I mean I am, but I mean I'm- I'm also tellin' the truth.

Teammate: Nobody knows which one of you guys is the mole.

Technoblade: Yeah, that's gonna be very awkward.

Etoiles: Maybe Technoblade is already-

Technoblade: I'm right behind you.

Etoiles: Technoblade is already saying to his friend-

Technoblade: I'm already in the Mole chat, plannin' your death.

Etoiles: Like, I'm kind of scared of Technoblade, actually.

Technoblade: I'm not even good, why would you be scared of me?

Etoiles: Because you're the King of Bedwars.

Technoblade: Alright, ok, ok, so here's how it works- I get paid per episode, right? So I'm not gonna betray you on Episode 2.

Etoiles: [Laughs]

Technoblade: Now let me enchant.

Etoiles: I'm so bad at hearing sound because when I'm hearing lava-

Technoblade: Nah, it's 'cuz the sounds are in French, isn't it?

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you, bro.

Technoblade: No!

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you.

#Technoblade #Etoiles #QSMP #Untitled UHC #Edited #I'll have to upload the next part tomorrow #I decided to add subtitles and that always takes a little bit longer #If it sounds like there's a mic echo it's because there IS a mic echo in the original audio #As always if you have a hard time reading the subtitles please let me know! Happy to adjust the font for the next iteration #been using this one for a hot minute but might switch it up sometime if I find something better #Subtitles #I'll upload the rest tomorrow I've got a few things I gotta wrap up #Portfolio

[trytogethappy]

Available today at your local library!

#original subtitle for corpses don’t answer phones was ‘she bit me’ #my art #mine #mcr #my chemical romance #gerard way

[r04sty]

Why would she say that?

Can you tell I'm procrastinating

#i couldnt fine th e original version of this meme #its like a screenshot from the pokemon mystery dungeon anime one shot #with a fake subtitle saying “eat shit” #its piplup saying it and I cannot for the life of me find it!!!! #whatever #pokemon #pmd #pokemon mystery dungeon #pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of sky #pmd eos #pmd explorers #pmd oc #pmd2 #pmd sky #explorers of sky #mystery dungeon #art #digital art #digitalart #fanart #fan art #oc #treeko #piplup

[mecachrome]

That's a brave thing to say in a McLaren interview, isn't it?

#oscar piastri #* #finally a video version 🙏 even if it's 720p ig upload with annoyingly positioned subtitles and a huge logo #unrelated the amount of WANK this clip managed to inspire across various corners of social media bewildered me so much #like these are literally his emotional support media day brits it's fine 😭

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Only the most important bits of the dev stream (trust me) with subtitles!

#ultrakill #alright. now go watch that 7 hour vid if you haven't done so already. #is he... you know. domtext #i made this for ME but also to get used to my new video editing software lol #subtitles are not 100% accurate since i cut out most of the filler um/uh/likes #the subtitle feature does not have a spell check.... sorry if i missed a mistake somewhere lol #yeah lets post this at 11 PM what a good idea #video #the parts with quotes around them arent. consistent. i did not notice. oh well i guess ill just die then its fine

[cordiallyfuturedwight]

you'll be alright, oh, here it is @magicshop ♡ (cr. namuspromised)

#userbangtan #usersky #annietrack #heyryen #usermaggie #userkelli #useremmeline #usersolis #raplineuser #userpat #tuserandi #useryoonqiful #nuggettracks #userines #usermizuoka #dailybts #btsedit #mine! #happy birthday my sweet andi!!!!!! #this is just a silly little thing but i'm happy to have you here with us sharing your beautiful gifs and being your beautiful self #bonus one is what it's like when we are messaging btw............... #meet me at the park in 3 hours i'll be with the rose :( #have fun this weekend 💓💓 #i’ll just schedule for when it’s definitely morning lol #beloathed moving subtitle i just left it SORRY LOL

[justfriendsbestthings]

Baking with Wilmon ✨

#coming to your YouTube subscription box #young royals #wilmon #just wilmon things #wille and simon #young royals season 3 #yr s3 spoilers #yr s3 stuff #I’m sure cleverer people than me can write something about the subtext here #anyway in another universe they have a baking YouTube channel but an aesthetic one with no narration only subtitles and beautiful shots

[shesnake]

good omens 2.06 (2023) // fleabag 2.06 (2019)

#go spoilers #good omens #fleabag #tv #* #q #subtitles #david tennant #michael sheen #andrew scott #phoebe waller bridge #sorry it just feels the same yknow #the whole is it me or is it god of it all #dsg #*misc #1k

[fluffypotatey]

okay so:

the year is 2021. the month is june. the new season of hermitcraft, season 8, has just started, and everything is great! the hermits are all messing around, having fun, building insane things within the first week of the server being active, and generally having a good time. everyone's collected themselves into little factions, pranking each other, and it's all the fun, lighthearted, mostly-vanilla content hermitcraft is known for.

and then the split between minecraft versions 1.18 and 1.19 is announced. the delay of new terrain, and especially of new mobs like the warden, considerably disrupt several of the hermits' plans. but it's fine, they'll figure something out, they're professionals, and it mostly goes unnoticed.

about two weeks later, on november 9th, grian turns to mumbo jumbo in one of his episodes, and asks the famous question that would seal hermitcraft season 8's fate:

"mumbo, is the moon... big?"

suddenly, the fans panic. they search back through videos and streams, and realize that the moon had been abnormally large and stuck in a full-moon phase since october 30th. the Moon Big event has begun.

this is where the roleplay really starts. once the moon's size has been brought up, the hermits start a weird combination of scrambling to figure out why the moon's growing, and how to stop it- but also of ignoring it, hoping it won't be a problem, hoping someone else will deal with it. the moon keeps getting bigger, more hermits start realizing it's going on, and a creeping sense of dread starts to grow. but it's fine. it's fine, right? they do little plotlines like this all the time. they'll figure something out, the moon will go back to normal, and we'll laugh about it when this is all over. it's fine.

and then, blocks start flying away. just floating up out of the ground, and falling right back down! like for a moment, a square meter chunk of dirt has decided it's a ballerina and leaped out of the ground! but it's fine, right? the blocks are coming back. no lasting harm is done. they're going to fix it all... right?

the moon gets bigger. it's growing every day- local hermit weirdguy joe hills measures it every stream. the blocks start flying higher. gravity starts getting... weird, with players getting the slow falling effect at random, and being lifted off of the earth themselves. the players form cults and rituals and whatnot to try and appease the moon, convince it to leave them alone, making plans to escape. nothing works. things keep getting worse, and the moon keeps getting bigger. but it'll be fine. these storylines never leave lasting harm, or at least they never have before. they'll be fine.

and then the blocks stop coming back, just floating into the sky forever. the players have the slow falling effect more than they don't now. the moon is now so big it's visible even during the day, and fills the entire sky at night. they start planning their escapes in earnest, and say their goodbyes. some hermits jump into a void hole in the overworld (it was the centerpiece of their village). some flee to the End, some to the nether, some just fly with elytras and hope they can get far enough away in time. one brave hermit, tango, flies himself to the moon in a futile attempt to blow the whole thing up before it can crash.

but in the end, the moon crashes into the server, and everything they'd built was destroyed. and the whole time, there'd been nothing any of them could've done. season eight was over, a full six months before anyone had expected it to end, and season nine wouldn't start until about three months later. and im still not okay about it.

(here's a cool animatic of the moon's crash! honestly i dont think you need too much hermitcraft knowledge to get the gist)

(also the moon crash happened on the day before my birthday lmao.)

….

holy shit

#ok ok let me see if i have the timeline correctly: #1) s8 begins in June and so does the new update announcement #2) months go by with no issue (that they’re aware of) #3) it’s in November when they realize the moon has been growing #4) does the moon crash in January??? #but gawddam #that is one apocalypse story if I’ve heard of one #also fitting bc i think it was 2021 where we were getting a LOT of asteroid/moon fall movies #idk what was in the air (possibly the pandemic that led to unforced isolation & ppl coped with apocalypse stories) #and somehow that bled through to a Minecraft server???? somehow????? #wild #this also reminds me of an apocalypse movie i watched with a friend called ‘3 Días’ #very good movie btw #highly recommend (it is a Spanish only film which i don’t think will be an issue bc subtitles) #anyway #asks #smp 101 with gumy #hermitcraft edition!

[geosaurus]

sinner, you better get ready

#aura blackquill #simon blackquill #athena cykes #ace attorney #dual destinies #i know i should have looked up japanese funeral traditions for Metis but researching it made me sad. sorry >_< #Also I hope Aura's critique of masculinity comes thru- that its constructed to extract value from the working class & excuse state violence #it changes how I percieve Auras resentment of Athena- its almost less directed at her and more at the concept of innocence itself #that is: the binary of innocence & guilt which a foundational myth of the carceral state and simon wields against himself to save athena. #ANYWAY Aura have big tiddy and hate the system and that is why we simp #Also the subtitle is a linga ignotica lyric and a folk song

[royalarchivist]

Pepito: fofoca???

Pac: Fofoca? You know, uh, me and Fit are dating, that's the - like, the last fofoca I can tell you

Mike: YOU STARTED DATING?!

Mike and Pepito react to Pac's news about dating Fit.

[ Subtitle Transcript continued ↓ ]

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Pac: Yeah, right? Like, I said to you - [stammers] Y- you - you cut my hair, man!

Mike: No no no no– You said- you said that you- you had met, but you didn't said you were dating, bro! What the fck.

Pepito: QUEEEEEEEEEEEE CUENTAME (WHATTTTT TELL ME)

Pac: Yeah, like, I think after like the first date, I think I'm dating, it's not how that- the things work, right?

Mike: I'm gonna- I'm gonna ask- I'm gonna ask Fit.

Pac: Ask Fit, ask Fit.

[Mike runs off to question Fit]

Pac: Fit like, invited me to... to dinner yesterday, Pepito.

Pepito: mi primera boda :-D (My first wedding :-D)

Pac: Cal- calma, calma, calma, calma- You know? We are– we are baby steps. [Laughs]

Pepito: PASITO A PASITO COMO PEPITO. (Little by little, steps like Pepito)*

Pac: Yes! [Laughs] "Little by little, steps like Pepito." [Starts singing "Despacito" then laughs again.]

* "Pasito a pasito" can also be translated as "little by little" or "step by step," but given the context of what Pepito's saying, "Little by little, steps like Pepito" is a closer translation to what Pepito's actually trying to say.

#Pactw #Mikethelink #Hideduo #FitPac #QSMP #Pepito #Tazercraft #<- Oh my beloved Tazercraft tag how I've missed you #January 10 2024 #Edited #Subtitles #Mike #Pac #Anyways. This was the video I threw a tantrum over yesterday because it got saved over #I just redid the whole thing from scratch #the original was a bit fancier but it's whatever #Something about Mike saying ''I'm gonna ask Fit!'' and running off is so funny to me #Mike cubito's eyes were perfect for this scene at least lol #Portfolio