#sufferer of the spice

[deadmomjokes]

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ???? #and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?'' #NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY??? #and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often'' #the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing'' #and he's like ''SWEET?????'' #so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES. #prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

[wolfram-but-art]

hey guys guess who drew a gillion refference for the 50th time

also i used one of @adorkastock 's photos (specifically this one) as a refference!! go check 'em out, they're realy cool (sorry for the bad quality, i could only find the picture i took of the post)!!!

#this is also a ferrefence for myself #teehee silly dadbod gillion #gillion tidestrider #jrwi riptide fanart #jrwi riptide #jrwi #jrwi gillion #im gonna put him in some situations soon i just needed to draw him with a dadbod for a post i made on main #champion of the undersea #hero of the deep #moisture master #pidgeon lord #serpent rider #friend of duke de dukem duke of duke #spice sufferer #eater of grass. beater of ass #so on and so fourth

[adastreia-12]

they’re just dead beat parents to YOU. to ME they are unapproachable divinities inherently so far removed from humanity and yet still depending on and participating in it despite it all which is precisely what makes them so messily human. we are not the same.

#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo series #the olympians are my blorbos #the olympians #it’s about the inherent mess immortality makes of love #it’s about the tragedy of the gods being all powerful beings and still only being able to let their daughters live by becoming trees #and watching their sons being hunted #it’s about the irony of gods needing mortals to love them to fight for them to believe in them #it’s about the ✨spice✨ #they can never be the good parents the demigods and by extension the audience want them to be and that’s so sexy of them #but they still love their children #they still love their lovers #but how can you be present fully when your existence is governed by prohibitions despite your power? #how can you be present fully when you have seen this story play out a thousand times before? #and yet #you still love #you still hurt for them #you will see your son suffer and it will hurt #you will bury your son and you will mourn #you will lose a lover to the fatality of your world and it will sting #there’s so much to be said about gods and their manipulation of the agency of mortals and of abuses of power and the humanity of it all #I should probably make a separate post about these tags

[diddlydarndoodles]

AU where Basil, Sunny and Mari are stuck in a timeloop and in order to break it Basil has to choose which of the siblings will die

#omori #basil omori #sunny omori #mari omori #omori au #fanart #Roman don’t look #they both die over and over and over #what Basil is doing is more choosing which death will stick #otherwise he’s dooming them to an endless existence of suffering #Mari would rather she die than Sunny #Sunny would rather he die than Mari #both of them would be extremely upset should Basil choose the other #Sunny and Mari also don’t die by stair all the time #they’re both also aware of the time loops #and though they die no matter what they do they at least spice it up a little #they ​go on a walk and Mari gets run over by a car that swerved onto the sidewalk #they go to the store and Sunny gets shot by a robber #I’m thinking the stair death #whoever it takes #is the last death and the only one to stick #im gonna call this one #death loop au

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

im devastated. i got a microwaveable curry from costco and. its not good. Why

#I JUST WANT FLAVOR. PLEASE. THE LACK OF SPICES IN MY LIFE RN- #i didnt see that the label said 'mango' #and its unexpectedly peppery #two flavors i Do Not Like! #which is deeply unfortunate bc i can taste how good it is Under those two prevailing flavors! #i wasted rice on this.... #i thought i was about to have a decadent as fuck breakfast... #now im just sad! i miss having access to so many different places for the occasional takeout... #no thai... no indian... no chinese... no korean... no japanese... no mexican... #im Suffering out here. i can go get subway or mediocre burgers. thats pretty much it #cmonnnn american cuisine tends to be so fucking bland.... i want Flavor... where is the Flavor.... #my taste buds are crying. they're sobbing. they are Wailing #absolutely unprompted #ive started to daydream about all my favorite restaurants ive been to #brazilian barbeque... shabu shabu... my beloved chinese takeout location... korean bbq... roadside tamale stand... #farmers market bao vendor... french bakery... the place with Banger pad see ew... the sushi restaurant with awesome bento & veggie rolls... #the boba store with delicious dragonfruit bowls... mall mongolian bbq... hibachi.... tea houses... many many more... #MAN IM MAKING MYSELF SO HUNGRY #nothing in this house or in this town will satisfy me #one of my great loves in life has been taken away! Flavor! delicious food! Where Is She!

[skitskatdacat63]

Notes:

I think I definitely like the original versions more than the edited ones. I'm more happy with the grumpy Fernando one, whereas the bratty Seb one made me want to cease painting forever. So hopefully he looks good?????? I'm sure I'll soften on it, but yeah, not TOO pleased with it right now. His facial expressions are so cute and dynamic and unique until you have to try and paint it and then you dont love him anymore(kidding ofc, how could I ever hate my beloved boy king 🥺)

Anyways, these are them:

#the caption is a multi-pronged reference so if you get it you get it 🤭 #hint: the quote is both a translation of a vettonso thing but its also not...exact. i added a little spice to it #so yeah translate all of that first(the first part of the quote wont work in google translate tho) #and then also the rest of the caption is both a reference to a real life thing but also me making it AUified !! #hehehe let me know your thoughts 🤭 was so fucking pleased w it when i first told C about it #ngl putting that quote was the main thing pushing me thru finishing the seb one #im like CMON YOU CAN DO IT!! IF YOU FINISH IT YOU CAN PUT YOUR SILLY LATIN JOKE!!! YOU LOVE LATIN!! #anyways i drafted this before i even really started the seb one #and my god LOOK AT THEIR HAND SIZE DIFFERENCE WOOF WOOF WOOF #did you guys notice...seb's ring...his wedding...ring? 🤭🤭🤭 #wanted to add one to nando but his left ring finger isnt really visible but just so you know hes wearing it #I have a lot of thoughrs about rings and ungloved vs gloved hands grrrrrrr #theres a lot of meaning in it to me and it adds to their characterization so ill try and make a post abt thay sometime ! #anyways pls enjoy the fruits of my labor..... #vettonso so good it makes me PAINT TWO PORTRAITS #i think before this au i was kinda trying to get away from painting csuse it stressed me out too much #and then the vettonso brainrot is so horrinle that im willing to paint for like...an undisclosed amnt of time #undisclosed not bcs im being secretive but bcs i have no idea and irs 6 am and i have school JSKFLVL #okay bur yes yes please enjoy. and enjoy my suffering as a purveyor of vettonso 🥹 id do anything for my lieges #f1 #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #fernando alonso #vettonso #catie.art. #boy king au

[smolderingtides]

It hurts right there

Tunblr.com not letting me post tiddes so here a censored version.

Happy sinday.

#touchstarved kuras #touchstarved unnamed #lime #spice #why tmblr? love them tedes??? why are u making me suffer???

[ivvmell]

I like to h/c that clone commanders have Highly modified nose, hearing, etc, because this gives me the right to say that Commander Cody sneezes of long presence with Skywalker (the cause of the allergy has not yet been clarified for sure)

#anakin before briefing always check how hes smell and even go to bathroom but cody still stands with red eyes full of tears #501 - hot spices and 212 smells more like tea+kaf #nobody understand why commanders dont like to go from Their venators to else's except the commanders themselves #its okay to live with eternal smell of blood+sweat and illegal alcohol #But not with this smell of shampoo wtf u using guys on MY venator its cherry blossom with notes of gun's ash #cody is the mom who doing greate cleaning every friday on main rooms #and when going to kid's(501) and dying in suffer of cheetos crunchy and colas' smells #commander cody

[mastcrmarksman]

[ text: C. Barton 💜 ] Hey, if you've got any plans for the weekend, I recommend clearing your calendar. [ text: C. Barton 💜 ] Only because if things go according to *my* plans, you won't be walking until Monday. But for fun reasons this time. [ text: C. Barton 💜 ] Also, we finally have coffee again at the Sanctum. Sorry about that.

( assuming this is sent mid-week. also, i'm sorry for his dull contact name, but clint getting a heart is about as romantic as he gets as far a tech goes 🤣 )

[ Contact ; Stephen S. ⸺ Note ; Cute Stranger 💜✨]

[ sent ] ⸺ done calendar has been tossed out [ sent ] ⸺ friday counts as the weekend right? [ sent ] ⸺ do i get any more hints to your plans? [ sent ] ⸺ its just such a long two days away [ sent ] ⸺ i need something to tide me over [ sent ] ⸺ coffee my beloved :D [ sent ] ⸺ you are forgiven <3 [ sent ] ⸺ that deserves a thorough reward on your part

#look real talk clint's phone names we have seen in canon are boring too and first name full last nam initial. #so i just spiced it up for the fun of the meme/template and more fun to how he'd call people #but he would in fact call stephen cute stranger and stranger things a lot cause he's a nickname guy #[ VERSE; 616 ] All he ever needed was to trust his own wings #[ SHIPS; STRXNGETIMES ] I don't say magic is real but I do seduce you and so lift your spirits that life retains its sparkle for decades #strxngetimes #[ ic ] strxngetimes #the coffee part is truly important he suffers stephen #so stephen will be kissed solely for that

[sugoi-and-spice]

They made a nsfw figure of shigaraki where he is very much uncut, just thought that you should know

sobs violently

I KNOWWWWW. It's so gorgeous too! I want it SO fucking bad But I think my husband would actually divorce me if I spent $300 on a figure that I wouldn't even be able to display anywhere lmao.

(I'm already playing with fire with my Shigaraki titty mouse pad that I have to hide any time the in-laws come over, lol)

You can see the uncensored version on their Twitter:

https://twitter.com/Yaoi_Figures/status/1687136472644591617

#spice chats #spice is suffering #tomura shigaraki #smut #fucking LOOK AT HIM

[stardew-obsessed-ora]

thinking of how interesting it'd be having challenge saves based on the major flaws your farmer OC has.

Like... as an example: Ulrich cannot farm. He falls horribly short at producing crops and literally kills whatever plant he touches. Past planting the 15 parsnips required for the task I'd have to find other ways to get income (this one isn't that horrible)

Mira, the goddess of the past, has to face multiple timelines where she perishes. This means I'd have to go into the mines or overwork my farmer to the point of collapse every few days LMFAO. if i lose a good item it sucks to suck

Apollo just can't go past a certain amount of energy per day or he has to end the day off early.

idk i just think it'd be fun to think about and maybe even sit down and do.

#sdv ocs #sdv farmers #its just been a thought on the back of my mind #always finding new and innovative ways to spice up (add suffering to) my playthroughs #what challenges would ya'll face if you did that? #sdv challenge #stardew valley #stardew

[mad-scientist-dreams]

Hey guys! Uhh.. Buddy here again!

I may have screwed up. Just a little-

So, y'know how Floofty asked me to get them more Shrink Spice and throw it DIRECTLY at them? Well. I maaaayyyy have accidentally caught them by surprise?-

They were cleaning their goggles, and I didn't realize this until I threw the spice- Ha- Oh boi- Soooo, they're gonna be.. slightly blind for a while- And maybe have some breathing problems-

So, I will be answering questions for them now!-

Buddy, signing out!

#bugsnax floofty #floofty fizzlebean #bugsnax #bugsnax buddy #bugsnax journalist #Welp Floofty is suffering -Mod #shrink spice

[soft-serve-soymilk]

Wow I love asshole gay people (things have ALIGNED in the ASTRAL PLANE and Pav is WATCHING SOMETHING?? 🤯)

#Yeah it’s the scott pilgrim anime adaptation~ #I actually did see the film originally when I was like nine? I enjoyed the nerd vibes and completely missed ALL the subtext lmao #It was also one of my first experiences of Canada as a concept other than South Park (especially the SP Bigger Longer and Uncut film #which I ALSO was certainly too young for) #It’s kind of funny now having a friend who is actually from the mythical land of Canada 😂 Hi V #BUT ANYWAYS THIS ADAPTATION IS GREAT #Yeah it went bonkers off the rails but I’ve told you guys I LOVE it when the plot feels like it’s just snorted 30 grams of cocaine #Episode 5 is going to live in my head forever. I was howling. Mock documentaries are already a fav trope but that was on another level #I love Wallace too. Homosexual icon. I really do have a soft spot for asses with a charming veneer to them #It’s what I love so much abt soren fe too #I have yet to see how Inigo will spell himself out on the page but I think he’s mellowed out compared to his roots #His game needs some more spice. character. nuance. You don’t quite get it in wafty daydreams 🤔 #But from one tangent to another: I swear the next batch of head children whenever they come NEED to have just the silliest of times #YHNN was kind of locked in from the start— the inspiration was THE tragic musically-inclined anime of all time #And younger me just had some strange fascination with suffering and dystopia. So Sad LadsTM it was #But crack-fic is my thing and boy do I want it in my house. carnally #just pav things #Sry for disappearing for 4 days I forgot I actually have to reblog stuff on here 😅😂 I’m alive.

[cafecourage]

random thought of the day, 11

since im suffering on the floor of my sewing room. Do you guys think Legend (who I would think has really back chronic pain) would just lay on the floor? Like that one Flynn rider picture.

the next person i see doing this is Wild.

#twilight (not lu) speaks #im giving the boys my suffering #i dont have a proper chair for sewing so i been sitting on a stool #then i pulled a lower back muscle and that aint helping #whoops #spice cake #baked apple

[miaivy]

i started watching game of thrones a couple of months ago just to see brienne of tarth in action, get to know her story and the character herself a little better, and i ended up falling completely in love with almost every single character and the whole show in general (i've been living in pure agony ever since)

#i do not recommend it #you'll suffer #podrick fucking payne istg #i'll start reading the books soon to spice things up a little bit more #brienne of tarth #podrick payne #tyrion lannister #daenerys targaryen #margaery tyrell #bronn of the blackwater #gwendoline christie made me do it #game of thrones #got

[gaywiththesauce]

hey does someone wanna send me some reqs to music that makes you cry from feels? music that could be taken romantically or heatbrokenly or just upbeat sad music.

examples are "Why Am I Like This?" by Orla Garland and "Telephones" from Vacations.

if we wanna get more specific, I'm making RenGiyuu scenarios in my head and I'm trying to motivate myself to write amidst the swamp of schoolwork

(even more specifically, CHWE and Royalty/Prince AU, but also other angsty goodies)

#saucy speaks #im just needing some more spice #or tears #tears make good content #just in the mood for angst before I have to suffer tomorrow #music #music recs