#summer is the worst

[maveras-posts]

✨SUMMER WITH MYERS🖤

Summer Headcanons Lesss GO—

Where do I begin? Ah here one—MICHAEL CANT STAND SUMMER

The mask with the heat—HELL NAH (Imagine how crusty musty it must smell🤮)

Some days it’s hotter than SATANS BOOTYHOLE and he can’t stand to go outside

He won’t admit it but he burns easily ✨CRiSpy bOi✨ (He wants to stab me…send help)

Lol sadly he is white as a ghost (Haunts Haddonfield with his ✨WhIteNeSs✨)

Also doesn’t like swimming lmfao (HES a Cat on ✨No No SnOw✨)

The only plus is he can visit is BESTIE ✨JASON✨ (Snake I’m here all year round🙄✋)

✨FALL✨ is WhEre ITS At (I agree with Michael on this one ngl)

Cooler weather, the beauty of the season…HAH BULLSH— Michael lives and breaths ✨HALLOWEEN✨

If you’re the type to run as soon as yk the code… CODE ORANGE is called he will make it his MISSION to help you

Let just say a lot of people have been put in their “place”—

MICHAEL. I TOLD YOU. A TRIP. TO SEE. THE ALMIGHT. IS NOT. A PLACE.

Let’s just say Mav has seen some shit (None the less I love my Stabby Boi)

If your also an indoors person match made from heaven…hell? Yk take your pick.

Michael is a recluse he only come out during October so that’s a plus (Air conditioning is what draws him into house can be a good or a bad thing)

I must say tho it’s a sight when he’s hot and tied the sleeves of the coveralls around his waist—INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS ARE BACK😭✋

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[spookysalem13]

🖤 Summer is legit the worst season! 😫 I'm 1000% an Autumn & winter person. I seriously cannot wait for spooky season once this hell is over.

#summer sucks #summer is the worst #too hot #autumn #fall season #winter #sweating #too damn hot #summer #tiktoks #tiktok repost #tiktok #relatable stuff #i felt that #relatable #weather #i like to be cold #spooky season #ready for fall

[sidmjkgc]

Ah yes,  summer in Italy. The floral dress, the countryside, the fruits, the pic nic on a blanket, the gelato, the bugs, the sweat, the 35 degrees even in the shadow, the breeze that feels like a hairdryer, the sunburns, the mosquito bites, the zampirone, the ma chi me l’ha fatto fare, the porcoddio and madonna impestata... It’s nice, innit?

#summer in italy #italian tag #summer is the worst #solo bestemmie #sid talks #ogni anno penso a quel post e smoccolo

[jewish-blackula]

i'm cool with vivaldi because be wrote the four seasons and put summer in g minor. and he's right for that. fuck summer.

#vivaldi #summer is the worst #it's so fucking hot i'm not doing that shit #he understands me

[fanartandfanfiction]

This weather can just go fuck itself (42.7 Celsius)

#i hate summer #summer in the south #summer is the worst #it is TOO DAMN HOT

[heatherandthistles]

I need it to be winter now. It’s been a blast summer but you’re done.

#scotland summer #scottish #scotland #blue eyes #full lips #hot weather #i love winter #summer is the worst

[ace-of-rabbits]

It is too hot

No more gender fluid

Gender gas now

#unintelligible goblin noises #summer is the worst #genderfluid

[anglocatholicboyo]

summer is shit because:

- too hot

- uncomfy clothes

- clothes get all sweaty

- annual reminder of how much worse the climate has got

- wildfires

- droughts

- dry, dead and depressing yellow and brown fields

- bug bites

- window closed? too hot. window open? BUGS EVERYWHERE

- no school (horrifyingly unstructured life)

- social expectations/pressure to have fun

- autumn has hallowe'en, winter has Xmas, spring has easter, summer has nothing

- aircon is not common in the uk cause our buildings all date from the days when there was actually snow in winter

- if its cold u can put on another layer but when its hot you cant take off infinite layers n you reach a point where there's nothing you can do but sit and deal with it

- short sleeves mean relapses become more visible

FUCK SUMMER and all its DETESTABLE ENORMITIES‼️‼️‼️

#fuck summer #autumn #winter #spring #summer #summer is the worst

[dammek-time]

[8/11/2023] its pissing vengeance outside,, i was sweltering a minute ago now its cold,, i feel like i got fished out of a sewer drain what are we doing today planet PICK A SEASON

#tetrarch dammek #hiveswap #homestuck #scribble time #host dammek draws #summer is the worst

[mxdnxght-moor]

I’m SO excited for Autumn and Winter you have NO IDEA

#summer is the worst #summer’s almost over #thank fuck #Autumn is almost here #give me cold months pls thanks

[gorecoveredgf]

Nothing makes me wanna die like hot weather

#summer is the worst #i wanna die

[jusiri]

I hate whenever I'm really stressed out and I start getting snappy and agitated that someone tells me I "need to calm down"

Absolutely the LEAST helpful thing possible say

Will literally only make me even LESS calm

If I'm stressed to the point where I'm lashing out and being aggressive and generally very cranky, I have TRIED to calm down and it's Not Possible

That is MY MOST CALM possible

Fucking BREATHING isn't going to do anything

If that is the only thing you can say to try to help me be less stressed then simply Do Not Speak

#my mom will do this a lot #summer is the worst #like ma'am its 110 degrees with humidity making it feel worse #the sun is directly on me and in my eyes #im tired/dehydrated/ive barely eaten/flies keep landing on my legs #and you have turned the car off subsequently turning my fan off and taking away the tiniest bit of relief i have #i feel about 2 seconds away from having a meltdown and trying to put my skull through the fucking window #do you SERIOUSLY think trying to relax and breathe never crossed my mind

[sidmjkgc]

Every summer I understand why Hux destroyed a sun.

#sid talks #general hux #summer is the worst

[tobiwan72]

FFS

SUMMER MUST DIE!!! It is WAY TO EARLY in the day to be this hot already :(

#Summer Sucks #summer is the worst #summer is evil

[fanartandfanfiction]

I will just keep complaining about the weather because this is THE WORST.

#whyyyyyy #summer is the worst #I hate this season #I am not a lizard #summer in the south

[heatherandthistles]

Summer heat is killing me!!

#scottish #scotland #blue eyes #full lips #bed is life #scotland summer #summer is the worst #hate summer