ok i just saw that food truck battle 2 promo photo where ten's waving from the truck and i made the mistake of mentally replacing the team uniform he's wearing with femboy hooters branding and i had a sudden coughing/laughing fit
Oh my god please 😂😂 Ten would actually look so hot in a Hooters outfit, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong
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debating on masc or fem name or smth like clarence just so he could be called claire or something more common like a classic bro-dude name .. but wesley/emery/moses are pretty for this guy.. the dilemma of naming ocs you plan to use in the future hnnnghh..
it is so soososoo cold. imagining the warmth of a desperate idiot guy pining after you, big pecs that r akin to breasts, [ and you, who is equally idiotic and completely oblivious to his obvious crush on you ,, ] he's unaware that he comes off a little creepy when he blanks and stares at you in the middle of conversation, which is completely unintentional! and then, who is he, a big meaty guy with a warm tawny complexion with unruly short brunette hair that he usually combs with his fingers, to decline a major cuddling session with his best bro when the heater is broken and the winter winds rage on outside ur obviously shared apartment??
burying ur face in the surprisingly soft chest of ur bestest best friend who was entirely comfortable with such affection - and you, humming in satisfaction and muttering mindless praises of “so comfy, bro.” and “really nice. so warm. nice gains.” while you nuzzle into his fat titsㅡsimple. it was the simple compliments, and yet it makes his heart palpitate uncomfortably fast even with your voice apathetic and gruff with sleepinessㅡwith your leg in between his and your knee pressing against his groin in a matter of comfortability - and you might be covered in thick sweatpants, sure, but that doesn't stop him from from growing a little something... like, his lover-bro in his arms with the chance to sniff him without seeming like a total weirdo??? bro, why can't it be cold all the time??? that way he'd get to shove his nose in his bro's neck completely consensually rather than weirdly staring at you in the middle of the night to watch how the moonlight hits ur face just right or how ur lips part while you snoreㅡ
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that whole early era of cellbit streams was crazy bc he was so paranoid post-chainsawing and so fixated on the arg that you weren't quite sure if stuff was real or not so every time cucurucho showed up (or cellbit thought he heard something) it was like well is he actually in the walls or is cellbit running off fourteen cups of coffee and no sleep
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TAZ SAPPHIC WEEK DAY 1: Dragon + Sword
Teaser for tomorrow: Cowboys!
+extra sketch. Check under the cut to see my idea notes for what I imagined the story of this AU would be ;-)
Idea: Killian is tasked with rescuing princess Carey from the clutches of a dragon. But when she gets to the castle, she realizes that princess Carey IS the dragon, and that she is happier in this form. In the end they run away together!
Tried something different with the main piece because I wanted it to feel like a ‘cover’ of the story. Inspired by medieval style tapestries and illuminated manuscripts, but slightly stylized.
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Grr! How DARE Nintendo not force Charles Martinet to continue performing Mario’s voice until he drops dead! How DARE his successor not sound exactly like him, down to every last tonal nuance! HOW DARE A FORTY-YEAR-OLD SERIES UNDERGO CHANGE 😤😤😤
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I think 2 people will get the joke
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